>"I'm not gay"

>I have a girlfriend
>I'm so confident in my sexuality that I play gay just to fuck with you

>>5750714
>but i poop from there

>>5750691
I have seen a lot of gay people say the same thing about bisexuals.

>I'm asexual

>Transwomen aren't real women

Oh wait that's something gay people say.

>>5750846
that's something a variety of people say.

I am non-binary.
-white cishet female college student

>>5750846
>gay
I think you mean lesbians. Remember, it is lesbians and their feminist ilk that kick transwomen out of women only spaces. Gay men are pretty cool with trans women.

>>5750871
Non-binary demi-girl demisexual heteroromantic, you mean.

>>5750881
I have personal experience with LGBT and felt like everyone was trans-phobic unless the transgender looked trendy enough. Then again, my UMass Amherst might have just been bad.

>>5750834
What is wrong with this?

>>5750896
I don't speak Tumblr. Would you mind translating that?

>>5750691
Just don't tell anyone.
Lie to them :^)
Ya babe I'm gay
I dont like girls :^)

>>5750949
I appropriate the struggles of transfolk without casting off my massive female privilege. I do this because as a feminist, I believe the person who is the most oppressed deserves to yell the loudest.

>>5750949
It hurts my head too much to give the actual definition but ill give you what they mean. Basically non-binary demi-girl means "im a girl except I'm dont strictly follow every stereotype that implies, therefore I am trans, and if you dont accept that you are a transphobic bigot" and demisexual heteroromantic means "I'm really just a straight girl that is attracted to guys exactly in the way the way that western society says is appropriate, but I'm going to insist that because I don't go around sucking dicks of boys I don't even know that I am somehow queer."

>how could you stick it in a hairy shitty hole ahhh that's so disgusting
I don't know if straight women clean their assholes before anal but gay men do. Obviously I don't want shit on my dick or to open it up and find a bush. Razors & enemas exist

>>5750949
>Non-binary
Two genders are not enough for me
>demi-girl
I feel like a girl but not entirely
>demisexual
I only get attracted to people I know very well, or so I'd like to pretend
>heteroromantic
I feel romantic attraction mainly to people of the opposite sex

IMO Sexuality and gender are not absolute values and more like a spectrum, I agree, but fuck this shit

>>5750743
Because bisexuals have breeder privilege, it is safer for a gay guy to claim he is bi.

>>5750691
>"What if you just haven't met the right girl yet?"

Ewww shows *pic of drag queen* why are transwomen mentally ill ugly faggots?

*Pic of passable transwomen* hahaha they aren't a "true" transwomen unless they look like a drag queen!!


Every fucking time