Best position or best position?
Pros and cons of it, gifs of it, experiences of it.
Or just ignore the topic and shitpost about other things.
old thread
>>>5729423
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dax_tnZRExc
>>5739111
missionary, ooor picked up and against the wall.
missionary is really good for connecting on an emotional level.
and up in the air or against the wall... well. that one should be self explanatory.
>>5739166
That handicapped dog looks angry
>>5739177
That just means he likes you. :3
>>5739232
Can I pet'em?
>>5738345
>this week
>implying once you go black you can ever go back
How the fuck do you even masturbate /lesgen/?
I never masturbated before because I felt like it would hurt / be uncalled for.
Lately I had fantaisies of being strap on fucked by a female teacher or some shit and I tried to finger myself but it didn't do anything, I don't know if it was deep enough and I'm pretty sure I had no idea what the fuck I was doing.
>>5739391
thas'tho'kay I didn't start masturbating till I was 30
>>5739326
Do you have those nubile genes? If so, I'm willing to be the seat for your facesitting needs.
>>5739391
Took me 2 years to find out how to actually masturbate, but I still haven't been even close to an orgasm. It's a long road, I guess
>>5739432
Hum.... I-is half black enough for you?
>>5739450
White
>>5739434
I didn't know it took that much practice...
Though I'm pretty sure when I was 12 once I nearly reached an orgasm thrusting on my pillows
>white women want big ass black women to sit on their face
>white men want big cock black men to cum in their mouth
This is an interesting board for ace people
>>5739461
Same, black and white.
There can only be one, come fight me.
>>5739472
Wouldn't it be better if you just sit on my face, though?
>>5739500
>>5739466
I'm hispanic and want any form of female ass on my face.
Black is good. White is good too. Itty bitty waste and a round thing in my face are all I need.
>>5739500
Godammit I'm so close but you can't give me ten minutes can you? I will be placated if I can be the cream filling in this chocolate sandwich. I am asian tho so yellow filling more like.
>>5739391
There's this strange body part we have, it's called the clitoris.
Dammit, I can't even give you shit because I just feel bad for you. I'm sorry that you've gone this long without understanding your body. That isn't fair.
I never masturbate vaginally. Even then, I can't bring myself to orgasm with my fingers alone. I use vibrators.
My suggestion for you is to use a vibrator that has varying speeds and don't go right for the clit. Tease yourself along the labia and thighs at low speeds and slowly work up your horniness.
Pay attention to how it's powered. I don't buy anything with watch batteries because I don't want to fiddle with that. My two vibes take AA's and AAA's and I have rechargeable batteries for that.
When I upgrade I intend to get something that is powered by a wall charger.
My first was the Jimmy Jane smoothie, since I figured I could use it vaginally and clitorally. I ended up not really enjoying the smooth texture internally. The vibration I even enjoy best over my panties. If you really want something to use vaginally I'd suggest silicone over hard plastic
>Go forth and come
>>5739723
quit impersonating me cunt
>>5739716
Okay, thanks anon.
I always thought vibrators were part of the joke from the "female sexuality's myth", so I never thought about using one.
>>5739750
>"female sexuality's myth"
What myth is that? What did it say about vibrators?
Be honest, are more of you posting about either being black or wanting a black girl, because it's black history month? I swear I don't see this as often the rest of the year.
>>5739766
Kek.
It was a metaphor.
I meant it like I always saw vibrators depicted as something derisory or such.
>>5739774
Biracial master race reporting in.
I'm not american so I don't know/can't really care a about black history month.
>>5739775
Derisory? Like, ridiculously small and inadequate, derisory?
I want to tie you down and introduce you to a Hitachi wand.
I am asking honestly about this metaphor you grew up with. I didn't have that kind of sexual narrative where I was. What did your culture say about female sexuality?
>>5739774
I'm an English girl who wants a black girl to shove my face into her butt
That's all
I've become a big fan of tribbingish positions because I really like being able to see each other's faces and it's hard to like do that if she is sitting on your's.
>>5739774
Every now and then lesgen gets into a blackgirl loving mood. Sometimes it's latina girl loving. More often it's asian.
I think it's just that kek hasn't came in yet to sperg out for liking things it don't like
>>5739804
>Derisory? Like, ridiculously small and inadequate, derisory?
Yup, absolutely.
>I want to tie you down and introduce you to a Hitachi wand.
Absolutely also.
>What did your culture say about female sexuality?
I don't know, what pretty much every western culture says I guess?
>>5739821
Yess post some black beauties
>>5739774
Didn't notice it, but maybe my body just started championing for black rights automatically. Because I have this intense need for some chocolate badonk.
What happened that made lesgen be so active lately? Hell, the last general has 465 replies and was started two days ago. There were times in which our general lasted even four or five days or/ and was prematurely killed by shitposters.
Are these the glory days of lesgen?
>>5739834
Been with black girls that didn't do the strict femme/butch shit. Though the college educated kind are different than the non obviously.
>>5739836
I've got some. Also got a mix of latina girls too.
Also bringing back fit girls. Fit black girls are best girls.
Though really I just save girls I find cute. Regardless of race.
>>5739854
Jesus
>>5739834
what does chapstick means.
>>5739822
>I don't know, what pretty much every western culture says I guess?
And what's that? It's nothing like what I heard growing up. Vibrators for me, in a heterosexual context, were regarded as a threat because they're considered better than anything a man could do for a woman.
Or they were considered an unnecessary extreme reserved for perverts if following the (innacurate) idea that women don't have a real sex drive.
>>5739852
It's been an influx of shitposting. But we've had one general a day actually.
>>5739871
>better than anything a man could do for a woman.
I guess it was more the opposite for me, like vibrator were used by lonely women as a replacement of of-course-not-as-good-as-a-man's penis
>>5739874
I think the quality has improved a bit in that we've realized mods aren't gonna help us but also aren't gonna do shit either. So it seems everyone collectively decided that if we're gonna respond to shitposters it's gonna be with some lewd porn gifs. Vaginas trigger dysphoria in tranny shitposters and scare are gay dudes and woman haters.
So it's like still shitty. But hey at least get to look at nice girls while it's shitty.
>>5739896
Jesus Christ, I sure hope the bushes are coming back
I've never done anything with a black girl since the odds of meeting a black lesbian are statistically slim in a small and massively white country like Wales, but my ex once went to a gay bar in Cardiff and had a black girl with a huge ass sit on her face in a big stall in the bathroom. Apparently it was awesome.
Honestly I'm jealous.
>>5739912
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1455224811957.webm
It's coming back a little more in standard porn. I think because of amateur porn popularity.
>>5739891
Where are you from, anon? What is your family like and your friends from growing up?
>>5739891
I think it's so interesting how we had different stereotypes to learn growing up!
>>5739912
I don't want them to be the floofy, up to the navel, wild jungle kind of 1970s bushes. But I would love for some trimmed, soft bushes like that to be the norm. The smell they give off, the contrast with the skin, the intimacy and anticipation of reveal and the tickle against my palm is all nearly too much for me to bear. They are too sexy, and I'm not saying that with hyperbole.
>>5739821
Let kek sperg, it only makes her more isolated. Black hair, wide and gentle noses, and especially curls are just what gets me fixated. Which reminds me, maybe I should be writing an email right now.
>>5739588
I have six images of her. Her smile is gorgeous. Great taste, anon.
>>5740051
I wouldn't mind some 70's wild jungle at all tbqh
>>5740061
I'd be afraid to choke, as irrational as that is. Plus it doesn't have enough anticipation! That's most of what makes it so great for me.
My girlfriend is pregnant and is being such a freaking bitch today, I seriously just want to pinch her really hard until she cries.
>>5740124
>I seriously just want to pinch her really hard until she cries.
That sounds really cute actually.
>>5740124
Choke her while you're at it. Post her crying face.
>>5740130
huh I thought the french were all sexually enlightened
my mothers thing on sex was "don't do it". Same with father. They never wanted be hanging around boys. Then I turned out a dyke and they didn't give as much a fuck.
Their main fear of me with sex was that I'd end up pregnant and ruin my life early on. Now it's just that they think it's weird but hey at least I'm not some slut with 5 kids on wic so there's a lot worse I could do. Generally they feel I'm wasted on a girl because I can cook and am pretty.
>>5740124
>pinch her really hard
shes the bitch or you?
>>5739391
>>5739716
>>5739750
Note that everyone's body is different. That's part of the fun of a new sexual partner - figuring out what makes her tick. Don't freak out if the things we've suggested or the things you've read about don't work right away, because there's a lot of normal variation in how this sort of thing works.
I, for example, hate vibrators. They do nothing for me, it's either uncomfortable/painful or I just go immediately numb. And I love penetration. So just goes to show, shit can be different.
If you're going to try penetration, note that just sticking your fingers straight in isn't going to do a whole lot in most cases. You want to rub the walls and the area around the vaginal opening in a specific way.
Like I said, it varies, but I'll let you know which technique works for me (and for a lot of the women I've fucked).
First, make sure you're really aroused. That's absolutely crucial, especially with penetration. Your tissues fill with blood and get engorged when you're horny, so if you're not horny the pleasure won't be there.
I usually start by sticking one finger in just to get the lay of the land (I'm crazy tight so gotta be careful), and then go to two. Once you've got two fingers in there, you want to try curling them against the upper wall of your vagina. It'll feel spongy, that's normal. Just keep curling them (gently) up and down that area until you find a spot that feels good. Then keep rubbing that spot.
I also find that rubbing my knuckles against the bottom of the vaginal opening while I'm doing this feels fucking amazing. Sometimes it works to stiffen up my fingers and angle them down so the back of my first joint is rubbing against the bottom of the opening, and the tips of my fingers are hitting the upper wall in the right spot.
Getting some clitoris action in with a thumb or the heel of your palm while doing this feels fucking amazing, too.
(con't)
>>5740191
The name of the game is GENTLE. The worst thing you can do is go too hard too fast. Lady bits are delicate as fuck, and it's easy to hurt yourself or just plain not feel good if you aren't careful.
Another thing to note is that if you're freaking out about it not working or what have you while trying to do this, it will fuck it up. I used to masturbate while freaking out about my sexuality (i.e. I have to get turned on by this or this has to feel good or it means <x>) and nothing kills the mood faster. Try to relax, try not to worry about it if it doesn't work right away or if it doesn't feel good when it "should" or whatever. Just experiment around, try all the different things you can think of, until you find what works for you.
Happy self-fucking!
>>5739896
I just want to bury my face in her muff and suck on her clit 'til she screams. Mmmph. Good gif.
>>5740191
>First, make sure you're really aroused.
How do you do that? What is self foreplay, I suppose?
>>5740151
It's not, I'm frustrated.
>>5740179
She is super duper cute when she cries.
>>5740190
She is, I mean I haven't pinched her but she has been yelling at me all day about random shit.
She seriously like lost her shit because I cleaned the bathroom and threw away an almost empty bottle of shampoo that she wanted to keep so she could remember the name and buy another bottle.
>>5740251
You kinda feel it in your chest don't you? That's how I know I'm horny, all I can think about is sex and touching myself. That's how I know I'm aroused.
>>5740130
French too, exactly the same thing as you.
Ca doit être un truc bien français.
>>5740251
I remember times when I was aroused before, by someone else, and that'll do it. I feel it low, below my stomach and near my spine. A kind of tightness and urgency. Then my breathing gets both deeper and faster and I know I'm turned on.
>>5740300
Aaand I just learned you couldn't link a red board on a blue board.
>>5740307
You can, you just have to put the board's name first. You can also just paste the url entirely (when the post you want is in the #p bit at the end) and 4chan's software will take care of it. Like this!
>>>/s/16489041
>>5740307
I think you need to include the board for it to work regardless. Something like >>/lgbt/5740307 I think?
>>5740344
I'm failing real hard right now.
>>5740352
It's three closing angle brackets.
>>>/gif/8104008
One for greentext, two for same board quotations, three for transfer to another board.
Like
>>>/trash/
>>5740344
You also need 3 arrows
Cross board linking it's 3 arrows plus /board/threadnumber
>>5740357
>>5740358
>trash
I know.
>>>/gif/8104008
This general have the same name as current /lesgen/.
>>5740365
pure pottery
I honestly find /gif/ to be the best of the porn boards. It's not great but it's got a decent variety and their tastes in lesbian stuff isn't horrible. Bunch of perverts just politely helping each other.
My friends and family think I'm straight but that's only because there's no socially acceptable way for me to say that interracial lesbian facesitting is my fetish.
Are there others who share my specific homolust
>>5740442
Are you the asian girl?
>>5740442
God, yes. My girlfriend can't ever introduce me to her traditionalist Vietnamese family, and I put up with that heartache because she's sat on my face and might do it in the future.
>>5740247
Sure thing.
And I'm not surprised, society is really not good about teaching people how women's sexual pleasure works. Lots of people think that just sticking something in there without technique or finesse is what gets people off (which is part of why so many men are so very, very bad at sex with women).
>>5740251
However. I usually use porn (femslash fanfiction in particular is a goldmine) or straight-up fantasies to get myself worked up enough to get myself off. Last time I diddled myself I just imagined eating out Sameen Shaw from Person of Interest (pic related) for like an hour. Just figure out what makes your vagina tingle and do that a bunch before masturbating.
Sometimes it's good to ease into it before going full penetration. While I'm working myself up I'll sometimes run slow circles around my clit with my finger before going for the gold once I'm really gushing.
>>5740456
No I'm a full white girl who wants any black girl to smother me with her thick ass and thighs
I'm weird but shhh
>>5740475
Same here.
Christ, reading all this makes me aroused. And I schlicked like 2 hours ago.
>>5740475
Personnaly I feel it in my low back, like a rush of adrenaline, and like 2 seconds later I can feel the blood starting to pump through my clitoris
>>5740510
Yeah, I feel it lots of other places before it ever becomes genital.
>>5740502
Same here. Now I'm thinking about sticking my tongue in Shaw's vagina again.
>mfw she's canonically gay
I don't know why I love the taste of women so much. The way I can describe it -- mucusy, with a copper undercurrent and a little bit of sourness -- makes it sound disgusting. But it's not. It's the best taste in the entire world and if I could live on it I'd eat pussy for every meal. Is it really just lust? I like the taste even if I'm not turned on yet.
>>5740543
The smell reminds me of newborn baby.
Which makes sense. It's just an odd thing to say whine you're carrying someones baby and everyones just "oh that new baby smell" and it's like "yeah smells like her vagina"
>>5740562
Jesus, don't ruin cunt for me lady.
Eugh.
>>5740260
>>5740277
You guys have described to me what it's like but not really how to do it. I appreciate you two trying, though. Thank you.
>>5740460
>I usually use porn or straight-up fantasies to get myself worked up
I kinda enjoy porn and fantasies but they don't really arouse me.
I mean, I've masturbated and reached orgasm. I use a vibrator. But I don't really feel arousal beforehand. I just think, "Hm I guess I haven't had an orgasm in a while" and I just turn the vibrator on. I get aroused during the process, but remembering back on when I've been aroused doesn't arouse me.
>I'm fucking broken
I'm not even a virgin or anything. I've never cum from sex but I do get into it. It's enjoyable. Sort of. Yes.
Remembering those times gives me a hint of arousal but not a lot.
Fuckin kill me
>>5740575
Nah, you're not broken. Like I said, everyone's different.
My advice is to just do what feels good and not worry about it. You could shop around and try different kinds of porn or whatever, see if one of them makes your vagina get happy. If not, well, don't stress. It happens.
Do you ever get aroused without directly stimulating your genitals?
I have an enormous TV crush on Supergirl from the new series.
Does this make me a normalfag or something? She's just so sweet, I want to kiss her all over and make her my wife.
>>5739739
Wha hapoon. Yea mad?
>>5740590
>Nah you're not broken
Thank you. Honestly, you being so casually sure makes me feel a lot better.
>Do you ever get aroused without directly stimulating your genitals?
Sort of. I have times where I feel a little horny, but I wouldn't call it the same kind of physical arousal I get when stimulated.
I do have sex dreams sometimes which are very exciting, but the feeling doesn't linger when I regain consciousness.
I suppose I'm most frustrated about this because I worry about finding a girl sexually compatible. I wouldn't really want sex that often. I'd be fine never having it, to be honest. It's put strain in past relationships.
>>5739391
Personally I like to hump a pillow and if you want to act out your strap-on fantasy a bit you can put one on a pillow
>>5740661
Yeah, not liking sex a whole lot can sometimes make things harder. It's one of those natural variations in people, though. You can find someone who matches whatever you've got going on. Libido mismatches are a pretty common thing for people to worry about in relationships. I'd just be upfront and communicative with future gfs and you'll work it out eventually.
>>5740707
I'm emotional today. Thank you so much anon. You've really helped me a lot.
>>5740562
kek
>>5740543
I really like the smell. Which is partially why face sitting is so arousing, being surrounded in that smell.
>>5740779
>this manga
I'm very happy seeing the love for black girls.
>>5740788
Right? It's everything I could have hoped for and more.
>>5740788
what's it called? asking for a friend
>>5740828
Is My Hobby Weird?
The scanlation community and /u/ are mostly just calling it Butts, though.
>>5740827
I wonder what the next chapters will have to offer.
>>5740841
They will probably fuck with voyeur.
>>5740848
That's what I though too. Now the question is: who will do the face sitting?
>>5740863
All of them in a facesitting triangle.
>>5740124
>my girlfriend is pregnant
Anon, I think there may be something she isn't telling you
>>5740828
>asking for a friend
Sure thing, anon.
>>5740873
Telling me what? That kid is mine cuz we have PIV sex sometimes.
>>5740890
gr8 b8 m8. Trannies are sterile.
>>5740890
Why you talking about PiV in here D:
>>5740912
It's a tranny, of course.
Let's all ignore it until it goes away.
>>5740921
Nah, it's a false flag. Still ignore it, but learn better how to discern who is trolling whom.
>>5740890
>>5740873
It was in-vitro fertilization.
My egg+some sperms into her oven.
She is being less bitchy now and I didn't even have to pinch her. Good thing she is a cutie.
>>5741012
>my egg
So actually she is having your baby.
Amazing.
>>5739111
Best, I can get my tongue inside of her
And by the by, does anyone know where you can find any comfy strap on that can fit maybe a small dildo? Anyone have experience with them in general? We wanna give it a shot, but a lot of them look like they'd be uncomfortable
>>5741012
So she's just a surrogate for whatever dude actually sprayed his mayo on your sunny side downs? You should be less awful to her. She's not getting anything out of this except some parasite fucking up her system and making her bleed into her uterus, you're at least going to reproduce.
>>5741040
Not really, an unbelievable amount of things pass in the womb to child. The baby will be getting her girlfriend's mitochondrial dna, which means every cell in that baby's body will have her girlfriend's genes. And that's just one aspect.
If anything, gay men getting a surrogate mother are fucked because they have to use a woman's egg and then the womb implants another woman's dna in the baby and so their kid is bare 1/3 a part of them.
>>5739774
I'm not complaining
I was worried that finding a gf would be really hard as a black girl, but now I'm dating a pretty, soft girl with beautiful eyes and such a wonderful personality and I could listen to her talk all day. I never get tired of her company and I'd honestly spend the rest of my life with my face underneath her
>pic semi related, spent hours making this for my darling dearest stitch by stitch
>>5741089
Her hands are tiny.
This discussion is making me really glad I'm childfree. Childfree + lesbian is just perfect. It's literally impossible for me to get accidentally pregnant. Must suck to, like, want kids and have it be hard to get them when it's catastrophically easy for breeders.
>>5741089
That thing is horrifying, but I'm still jealous because I've never gotten such a significantly hand-crafted gift. You're sweet to who you're with.
>>5741099
I don't know why anyone would EVER want a child
>>5741111
Me neither, desu. But I try to imagine not being able to have something I really want so I can empathize.
Also nice quads of truth.
>>5740729
Sure thing, anon. We all have those days.
>>5741089
aww that's cute. all happiness to you, anon.
Hi, biscum here, I need some help
Today I asked out my qt3.14 crush and she said yes. The problem is I'm more used to dating guys (mostly because they're more common and ask me out more) and they do most of the work in the relationship, which is helpful because I'm extremely shy. Me and my gf are kind of awkward and shy around each other but I really want to make it work. What kind of stuff can we do to get used to each other?
>>5741098
Hah, yeah they're much smaller than mine. They're hands fit for a neat ukulele player, I guess :P
>>5741108
>That thing is horrifying
Ah, I got that a lot while I was working on it at my job. The video game guy asked if I was trying to scare her ._. She likes it though, so that's all that matters
>>5741099
I wanna adopt some day but until then I'm real happy that there's no kid of mine.
>>5741153
You could fuck. Or just, you know, TALK. She likes you, what's to be shy about anymore?
>>5741185
But what do we talk about?
I'm almost always shy except with 2-3 close friends
>>5741099
I'm adopting. I want to read to my kids, take them to the zoo, i wanna blow bubbles with them, i wanna bake cookies with them, i want to scoop them up in my arms and tickle them, I want to do school projects with them and watch them play sports. I don't know why. Maybe I'm living vicariously though them because I never had that. But I wanna clap a kid on the shoulder and say it's mine and I want to hold a baby and give it the love it might never had gotten.
>>5741192
It's not healthy to project hopes and dreams onto children. They're generally people with their own sets of goals and desires
>>5741191
Everything, dummy. You're overcomplicating this. What do you talk about with those close friends? Start with that. Ask questions about her. Get her talking about herself.
>>5741214
I don't want them to be quantum physicists or Olympic athletes. I just want to be a parent.
>>5741214
Those are based on what they experience. It is always possible, and even your responsibility as a parent, to bring experiences to them.
>>5741030
velvetnest.com
>>5741232
I'm talking about the things you want to do with them. They aren't necessarily going to want that
>>5741192
See, I love taking kids to parks and playing with them and shit. I just don't want to have to take care of them when shit gets bad. That's why I want to be cool aunt tier. My little brother's autistic though, so who knows if he'll get married someday.
>>5741227
Yeah you're right, I'll try that, thank you
>>5741153
Get used to initiating. This is a pretty common thing I've seen with bisluts who usually date men. When you're used to the hetero thing, you're socialized not to initiate. You want a thing, but according to the dumbfuck rules of heterosexual dating, you're supposed to try and get them to initiate it instead of doing it yourself. When you get two bisluts in a room together and they both don't know how to initiate, it's a clusterfuck.
If you don't initiate, nobody will. You want to kiss her? Do it. (or ask her if you can, depending on where you're at in your thing). You want sex? Initiate it. You wanna go on a date? Ask, set it up, etc. Don't be passive, because if the both of you are passive, you will never fucking touch each other.
>>5741261
Okay, I'll try. I've set up a date and am trying to work on initiating more! Maybe when we have more time alone it will be easier
>>5741021
Yeah, it is freaking neat.
>>5741040
I'm not awful, I'm super awesome. We can make one with her stuff later probably, I mean it wasn't working before but that doesn't mean that it's like impossible.
How do you find other lesbians in the wild? Or did you all rely on online dating to find dates? I feel like I can only tell when they're couples, even if they aren't being affectionate. I've no gaydar for single girls.
>>5741241
I'm not gonna force them. Of course I'm gonna ask them and give them choices. But I'm not gonna be the passive parent who just does whatever they want. I'm gonna be disciplining as fuck.
>>5741311
My city has so many outed dykes that I forget that some people have difficulties in actually meeting them. Well anon, there's nothing wrong with online dating.
>>5741323
>>5741325
I've tried online dating. But I'm honestly really bad at talking to people I don't really know online. I feel like such an autist, and end up telling awful jokes that they probably hate. I'm outgoing when meeting people in person though. I just want to immediately skip to "let's meet for coffee so I can dazzle you with my wit" but everyone wants to small talk forever first.
>>5741311
It's only ever happened by accident. I can't account for my luck at all.
>>5741261
This is so frustrating. I've got a girl like this right now. She says that she wants to cuddle and kiss but when I try to initiate she doesn't show any signs of wanting to go further.
Should I be more assertive? I usually go for mutual initiation, so this is so foreign. Like, I watch for signs that she likes it. Leaning into my touch when I put an arm on her. Her staying close if I walk a little too close. Melting when I hug her.
But she does nothing when I brush contact, she distances herself when we walk, she's stiff when we hug! But then when she texts with me she talks about how much she wants to cuddle and kiss me!
I've kissed her once at her initiation. When I initiated and literally asked her if I could kiss her, she said no since she hadn't brushed her teeth.
I'm giving up.
>>5741370
Say exactly this to her and see how she responds.
It kinda sounds like she's just not that into you, tbqh, but you won't know unless you talk it out.
>>5741391
She's nervous and has intimacy issues. I feel ill-equipped to deal with this.
I also wonder how lesbian she really is tbqh
>>5741012
I hate the idea of carrying someone else's egg and sperm. Gestating and giving birth to a genetically foreign parasite. It's like the ultimate cuckolding.
>>5741411
Would you date an overweight girl if she carried herself well?
Not talking so overweight that it's the first thing you notice (unless weight *is* the first thing you noticed about the girl in the pic?).
>>5741507
First thing I noticed was that she was very fat. The second thing I noticed was that she'd be very attractive if she weren't obese. The third thing I noticed was that her fashion is abominable, and maybe she couldn't be anything except unflattering.
That's not overweight, anon. That's just fat.
>>5741496
Disapproval of your artificial valuation of genetic relation.
>>5741507
Pic related sounds a little too much I think, but a bit overweight sounds absolutely amazing to me.
But then, I've never had any gf so maybe it could work, I wouldn't mind trying.
>>5741507
I like all body types. I admit I prefer bigger girls tho
>>5741507
Absolutely not.
Also it's sad how all fat women feel the need to dye their hair to draw attention away from their bodies.
>>5741192
So uh. Hypothetically how would you feel about your "how mommy and me met story" being about an anonymous internet message board...because I would love to adopt kids with you.
>>5741214
I think living a little vicariously through your kids is okay when it's about giving them a happy and healthy childhood rather than about pigeonholing them into making up for your failures. A terrible attitude to have is "I didn't get to do this so now you have to," but a productive one is "the adults in my life didn't take care of me in [whatever] way, so I will make sure I provide that for you because I remember how valuable this was to my younger self."
>>5741311
Arg, gaydar. I always feel cheered up when a guy asks me out because phew, nobody suspects that I'm gay! But then I look at the girls around me think.... goddamn, somebody suspect that I'm gay already.
It's mostly just feeling glad that I don't apparently fit stereotypes but when I see a pretty girl, I start making plans for filling my wardrobe with flannel so that she'll notice me.
>>5741520
Adopted kids need affection too tomo.
>>5741605
> but when I see a pretty girl, I start making plans for filling my wardrobe with flannel so that she'll notice me.
cute as fuck.
Litterally; one day in the life of a lesbian.
> guy asks me ou
Makes me think, I've never been asked out in my whole life.
Though my sister gets asked out almost every day, sometimes several time a day.
Above all I consider myself prettier than her, and she even thinks so too.
I'm fucked.
>>5741637
Your sister probably seems approachable and not autistic looking, that's why.
>>5741514
Dang, really? I definitely don't think she's *very* fat, and I think she's very attractive as is and also very well dressed. Truly different strokes for different folks. I know people have different preferences for physical appearances but I thought at least her good fashion sense was close to objective. What do you dislike about her clothes?
>>5741648
>autistic looking
But yeah, probably because she seems more approachable.
Still. I have this fantaisy of stealing a girl that wouldn't like me's boyfriend, telling the guy to fuck off and make the girl fuck me instead. (yep, logic.)
That's why I set myself the goal of becoming a full blown femme even though I'm neutral as fuck.
How will this go? and why will it fail?
>>5741653
Her jacket makes her look even fatter and is made of cheap material. The fox bag is childish and makes her hair come off as an affectation and something superficial. Then the nose ring does nothing for her face, as well as making it seem like a snot hanging out, as well as just being dumb looking in general. It contrasts both with the roundness of so many of her features and the no doubt "classy" look she was going for with the coat. That she's wearing some thin tee kind of thing on top of it all is slightly more offensive than that she's taking this in a public restroom. Isn't that what a walmart bathroom looks like?
Get your shit together, lady.
>>5741605
"How we met" stories in the next generation are going to so overwhelmingly include the internet at some point that our children won't even bat an eye. I think anyone concerned that things started in or persisted because of the internet are very small-minded: we're living through a major watershed moment in history.
>>5741637
>cute as fuck.
Ahh, thanks :0 Let me be the first person to formerly ask you out: Anon, will you go thrifting for gay flannels with me under the moonlight?
Maybe you've just never noticed when a guy asks you out! I used to have this problem because since I felt no chemistry with them, I really thought that "coffee" was coffee, seeing a movie was seeing a movie, etc etc. Pretty much just projected my motivations (ie none) onto them. Very few people say "will you go on a date with me," the modern equivalent is "so r u free" and then a month later I hear the guy say "yeah so remember our first date..." ......NO, I do not Jimothy.
>>5741605
I always feel a wave of disappointment when a guy hits on me/asks me out. Because there's always a cute girl around that I wish would flirt with me instead. I wear plaid or flannel all the time, but I always get told that I don't look like a lesbian
>>5741734
>Maybe you've just never noticed when a guy asks you out!
Pretty sure it never happened, never got a guy coming up to me and asking me anything but the hour or else. Though I had some guy telling me I was ugly once. He went like "even if we were the two last person remaining on earth, I wouldn't fuck you." and I had just met this guy.
>Jimothy
Kek.
>>5741634
That's what I was saying tho
>>5741784
Honestly when dudes insult girls out of the blue like this, 99% of the time it's negging because she's so out of their league that the only way they feel they can approach her is by trying to bring her down to their level (since they can't get up to hers). My reaaaaally attractive friends rarely get asked out because they intimidate people. You know when someone walks into a room and everyone's self esteem just plummets on the spot? Yeah. So if you're more attractive than someone who gets asked out a lot, maybe you are just that much of scary hot babe??
>>5741869
>My reaaaaally attractive friends rarely get asked out because they intimidate people.
I see what you mean, that's definitely true.
But nah, it wasn't like that. I'm pretty sure. Thanks for thinking it could be the case.
Whatever anyway, it's not a big deal.
>>5741898
Post a pic, anon. I will tell you if you're cute or ugly.
>>5741917
>>5741507
I do generally prefer thinner chicks, but with a great personality I'd be down for just about any physical attribute in a woman.
>>5741976
Have you been reading the thread at all? White is not the apex of beauty in the world, and definitely not here. Post a picture, even if it's a temporary one on imgur. That's happened a few times here. I just want to see as many qts as I can before I die, and I'd bet my last dollar that you're one.
>>5742004
It's kinda the apex of beauty, though. If you aren't white, anyway.
>>5741971
>>5742009
>Jaime Alexander
You got excellent taste, anon.
>>5742004
>White is not the apex of beauty in the world
I was expecting the total opposite reaction.
But yeah, thank you.
(kek there you go. >>5742009)
>Post a picture, even if it's a temporary one on imgur.
But still, no way. I don't want to finish in one of these pictures that gathers up every poster of one thread
>>5742029
Ich liebe sie
>>5742051
The super-awkward, autistic bad girl thing she did in Kyle XY really did it for me desu.
>>5742074
>you will never be womanhandled by an autistic badass
why even live
>mfw I just came twice and it's somehow made me crave pussy even more
God damn I need a hot chick to eat out, stat.
>>5741507
I'm somewhat conflicted. I don't like the idea of shaming people for being fat. I'm also a little worried that tolerance in the lesbian community is damaging destroying one of the primary incentives to stay healthy.
>>5742164
Trust me, zero people in modern society need more incentive to be thin. People are morbidly obese because either they don't know how to eat healthy without feeling like they're dying, or because they have an eating disorder. Nobody's fat because they don't hate themselves enough.
>>5742111
God I'd love to get fucked by her ...
Awesome taste, anon.
>>5742148
I volunteer*
*I haven't had sex since I was 15
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>>5742249
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>>5742295
W-what
>>5742378
I live in middle america, in a town with no out of the closet lesbians. send help :(
>>5742380
Damn, I was totally ready for a really awkward 4chan one night stand, too.
>>5742385
>>5742380
I know a lesbian in middle america with huge boobs and an adorably awkward manner. She's well-off because of managing rental properties.
>>5742385
If I lived in the area I'd do it anon.
>>5742408
Is there no lesbian version of Grindr? Clambake or something?
>>5742528
>clambake
Lol, that can't be real
>>5742528
Her is probably the closest to Grindr. I found it to be kind of a bust because no one ever wants to initiate conversations yet they complain that no one ever talks.
>>5742548
Sounds like OKcupid, possibly without all the """"""""""""""""bi"""""""""""" girls
>>5742548
I thought it was a bust because it was absolutely full of women being used as bait to try to trick queer gals into threesomes with ugly married dudes.
>>5742555
That shit makes me irrationally angry
>>5742563
No, I think your anger is entirely rational.
>>5742567
My cousin dated a girl for two months before the girl told my cousin she was married and apparently asked about letting her husband "watch"
>>5742574
...
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breeders are the worst
>>5742586
I'm not a man hater or anything, but piv seems so fucking gross
>>5742604
I meant the bi-for-a-night type
>>5742594
Penises in general are gross. I know different strokes for different folks and stuff but I don't get penis attraction on an epic scale. Just... euw.
>>5741605
Sounds great. Two people seeing through the grit and the grime of 4chan to find their perfect partner. It's like my animes.
>>5742695
>>5742702
AI YO
>>5742721
>>5742611
Your putrid, piss-soaked and blood filled flesh-cavern is what's gross.
>t. offended penis owner
>>5742742
>t. pseudo-female in the wrong general
>>5742765
>>5742765
That's nice.
>>5742742
>blood filled
What? If you want a part of the body that has no blood in it, go stick it in some fingernail clippings or something.
>>5742765
People like you are why I have trust issues
>>5742789
>>5742765
If the hideousness doesn't put you off there's always the fact it pukes yellow fish chowder and gives the world aids and all stds therein.
>>5742791
>>5742792
Let's not let them make this about themselves. They can't change a mind about it so they'll just get angry. Continue with lesbians and beautiful women.
![1454860563523[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/umicPJF.jpg "1454860563523[1].jpg")
There's a more efficient solution to the gay man.
>>5742820
not in a million years will I ever find that attractive
I think I might be legit gay
![1455019045069[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mCTeV21.jpg "1455019045069[1].jpg")
I'm glad I could help you, my good faggot.
>>5742808
There's a sense that if I'm left for a man, there may never have been genuine feelings for me in the first place. I know that isn't 100% the case
![1455252453824[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/odsUyJx.jpg "1455252453824[1].jpg")
>>5742811
>yellow fish chowder is worse than chunky man cottage cheese
Only one of these will infect you with a parasite
>>5742822
You really might be, fella. Cuz that looks absolutely tasty.
>>5742832
I don't understand. I'm a straight dude who just happened to pop in. A lesbo wouldn't say those things if that's what you're implying.
![1455657123403[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mums6h0.jpg "1455657123403[1].jpg")
Looking for a specific webm where a camgirl used a pussy pump. It's just so jiggly. Cocks could never hope to be so simply graceful in form and innocent in sensuality.
>>5742854
Yeah, I know. I thought you were fem at first.
can one of you girls please give me advice on how to have sex? I am a male and am totally clueless, but I really like this girl she's so sweet and kind and I want us to be intimate but I have no idea what to do.
I tried learning from watching some porn but I don't want to do that and I don't think she'd like it anyway, I think what I'll do is just to start I want to give her an orgasm or at least make her feel good using my fingers
I read about the 'come here' motion, can anyone confirm it feels good? Is there any other tips on what to do?
And what does the inside feel like using your fingers?
>>5742841
However you want to describe them. Shit will be shit no two ways you spin it.
It won't upload. That sucks.
http://webmup.com/b5a4d/
>>5742870
No one cares about your piv troubles.
No responding to the trolls.
>>5742873
>that webm
Could lose the beavis at the end but I'm dying
>>5742610
>>5742574
>>5742555
This is a symptom of living in a large liberal city but I'm drowning in bisexual acquaintances whose bisexuality can be encapsulated by "this one time when I was masturbating, Jennifer Lawrence popped into my head but I didn't mind #lgbt #queer #cantwaitforpride".
Is there a word for the "lesbian porn gets me off/i could never date a girl" crowd?
>>5742870
There's a thousand articles about this on the internet. Find one. Damn, you're stupid. Why would a lesbian know how to please your superstitious straight girl?
>>5742930
Closetcase. If you're a woman getting off to two women fucking, you're definitely not hetero.
>>5742944
She'd just get confused and wonder when the cock happens so she can think about the rest of her day. Straight girls don't even know what an orgasm feels like.
>>5742952
that's depressing
