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Last crap >>5736495
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>Things that are disgusting:
>Chest hair
>Facial Hair
>Leg Hair
>Deep Voices
>Strong jaws
>Strong Cheeks
>Square Faces
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would u get a taint tattoo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bC6fsBzdtQ
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>>5738898
>Strong Cheeks
so close, yet so far
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>>5738892
Stop posting this fat, ugly bara shit
Post qt swimmer boys
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>>5738898
this
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>>5738906
>>5738907

Femgen
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>>5738898
Just date women you'd be much happier.
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>>5738893

Well, first I just befriended him, and then we ended up clicking real hard.
So we ended up liking each other a whole lot, I dunno.
I have physical tastes, pretty close to >>5738892 and >>5738898
, desu. I like manly guys.
But in the end, I feel a lot more attraction to people I form friendships, with.
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>>5738906
>>5738907
>>5738898

I understand that bara guys aren't everyone's cup of tea but instead of bitching about it why not just say nothing and make your twink edition next time?
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>>5738918

seriously, what is wrong with you?

Why are you such a whore? Did you father not give you enough attention when you were younger?
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>>5738918
>I have physical tastes, pretty close to

gurl slutboi is nowhere near that op picture are you fucking high?
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>>5738911
t b h i dont really think of myself as feminine or masculine
i am i exist etc
>>5738914
>vagina
>>5738920
end gg apartheid
I HAVE A DREAM
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>>5738924

We became close friends really easily.
I find that attractive.
I fuck my friends, that's just how my sexuality works.
I can like your body but in the end, what i really find attractive has little to do with your appearance.
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>>5738933

wot? there haven't been bara editions for a long while now and just only started to pop back up. no need to get all retarded.
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You faggots already have all your rights. Why don't you fuck off from the movement if you don't like it, rather than campaigning to drop the T??
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>>5738937

Oh my god this bitch is so fucking mad right now. you do know you will never become women right?
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>>5738935
stfu
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>>5738898
So much this
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>>5738939

You homos are clearly madder if you hate T so much just for existing. You do know straight guys will never fuck you right?
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Attention.....

Too all the whiny guys who don't like bara or whatever. Please post in femgen or tranny gen till the 300 bump limit then make your own twink trash edition. That is all.

>>5738948
>wanting to date straights

Why?
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>tfw actually going to buy dragon dildo
I've been dreaming of this day for years
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>>5738954

Which one did you pick!?
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>>5738954
Follow your dreams
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>>5738934
>I fuck my friends, that's just how my sexuality works.

Were you molested when you were younger?

I know strippers with the same mentality.
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I wonder if scarf and shoes likes bara.
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>>5738933
>t b h i dont really think of myself as feminine or masculine
Welcome to the butch queen club. Here's your rainbow bracelet and pint of Stella.

>vagina
May as well start fucking bloody axe wounds with that criteria desu senpai.
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>>5738958
Uh, either medium gryphon in a natural color or medium chance unflared in light natural., both with suction, no cumtube.

Can't decide between them
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>>5738981

I heard the rex is pretty good. Has a nice knot on it.
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>>5738979
ewh fuck off im not a 'butch queen' either
fucking faggots i swear
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>>5738989

Honey you look like a fucking alien.
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>>5738989
What crawled up your bp and died today?

>>5738993
I know he's grumpy but don't be mean.
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>>5738996
>What crawled up your bp and died today?

Most of the posters here are bitter about getting no dick.
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>>5739004
Nah he's qt enough to get dick if he wants it.
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>that feel when circe and slutboi will never spit roast me
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>>5739011

He is one of the uglier twinks that post here.
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>>5739018
Meh I think he's qt anyway. I probably would if I was single still.
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Getting a haircut tomorrow, can anyone give me some suggestions?
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>tfw met someone yesterday and they actually like me

Things are looking up :D
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>>5739026
get a taper fade desu senpai
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wait what does 5652 look like?
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>>5738993
dont even kno
soon the whole galactic fleet will be here
>>5738996
terry wogan
>>5739032
ugly
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>>5738985
Eh knots are nice and all but like the knot is big and there isn't a ton of usable length before the knot.

Also I don't want to be stetching up to like 2.5 inches every time
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>>5739032
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>>5738898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWNy1gcFK2k
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>>5739051
D I S G U S T I N G
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>>5739051
Not ugly. :)
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>>5739051
not awful desu
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>>5739054
>femgen in 10 years
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>>5739051
Not bad, you'd look better with a smile on your face though :3
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>gay gen twink master list

>swede
>oatmeal
>hitler/niq
>sludgepuppy
>scarf and shoes
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>>5739051
antiquated memes tho
>>5739055
>>5739061
>>5739062
>>5739066
ffs lol
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Visiting Durham Cathedral, they had this on display. Fancy a crack at it?

>>5739069

i am *not* a twink

reddread said so
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>>5739072
:^)
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>>5738898
Your opinion is stupid and I will be disregarding it
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>>5739080

Honey you still are until you put on at least 35lbs of muscle.
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>>5739080
trip on feelgood
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>>5739085
that's like one third of me
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>>5739069
>tfw not even qt enough to be on anons list
>tfw even tho top three have all fd w/ me
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>>5739098

How tall are you?

>>5739110

Have you seen oatmeals D?
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>tfw hot cheetos and ben and jerrys
No bf could compare. Watching good anime too. ;-;
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Also tried a new cookie recipe and it was dank af.
Life is so fucking good. Does anyone feel this?
I think if I got my dick sucked today I'd just die from overexposure to pure pleasure. ;-;
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>>5739113
i dont know oatmeal tho
just said im qt b4
>>5739129
just playin urself
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>>5738898
So you're straight?
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>>5739113
5'10''
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>Go on Grindr
>see this
you just can't make this shit up
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>>5739080

What kind of guys are you into feelgood?
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>go through old photobucket account

>find picture of myself and ex

Bleh... Wish I could be that happy again
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>>5739156
Nah homie. You see recently I found out my ex got back with his ex wife and I've been balling my eyes out because I'm still in love with him. And ben and jerrys don't fuck you over like that senpai. Ben and jerrys ain't biscum. Ben and jerrys is full homo and love you forever ever.
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>>5739167

what's the problem, he's cute
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>>5739174
Ben and jerrys expensive tho

5 dollars a pint that hoe don't come cheap
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>>5739167
Cringing
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>>5739167
I'm not really seeing the problem there klein.

>>5739180
Worth it tbqh family.
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>>5739174
ben & jerrys only love you for ur boy titties
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>Ben and Jerrys

>not blue bell

It's like you want shit ice cream
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>>5739193
The facial expression combined with the squat and the pink iPhone make me kek

Also the fact that I know that person and they were like 'masc' in hs
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>>5739168

muscley guys who are 18-30ish who like maths

beards are a big plus, but i like cleanshaven twinks just as much as hairy dudes.
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>>5739194
No youre th8nking of my ex... ;-;

>>5739200
Ewww get out of here. Get out of here with that shit taste.

>>5739202
>tfw high school crush will never come out as masc4fem
JUST
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>>5739180
>5 dollars is expensive
How poor are you?
Now I'm craving a tub its been like a year since I've had any ice cream at all.

>>5739154
Aww it's good to see you happy for a change boogz.
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>>5739213
It's not a lot for 5 dollars
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>>5739213
Whoops. Everytime.

Is the new deadpool movie any good? Bf is thinking of taking us to see it soon.
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>>5739190
ffs you pleb that isnt me
improve ur meme quality
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>>5739218
If you like reddit memes you'll love it.
Got dragged into it by my family and they just couldn't understand why I gave it a light 2/10.
The characters are underdeveloped. The comedy very very low brow and just not my cup of tea...
At one point Deadpool kissed a guy and I guess tumblr thinks he's bi now... when he kissed him the audience I was unfortunately surrounded by started laughing. As if homosexualisty is funny? I don't get it... but capeshit gonna capeshit I guess.

>>5739213
Aww thanks senpai. You too.
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>>5739209
>>5739168

oh also i have a huuuge thing for qt asians

unfortunately there are hardly any in london in my experience
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>>5739209
>non white

eww.

Are you a bottom, top, verse?
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>>5739069
>including me
i'm 2fat

>>5739235
>i guess tumblr thinks he's bi now
deadpool has been queer forever
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>>5739238

mostly bottom, but i wouldnt mind topping sometimes i guess.

oh and i really want to try powerbottoming at some point too. So I suppose that makes me verse.
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>>5739261

I didn't say you were a femboy you goof. You're a twink deal with it.
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>>5739261
My point is they think it's movie canon because he kissed a guy. Just like they think I'm a girl because my dick turns to diamonds when I put on a skirt.
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>>5739267
2fat 2hairy
i'm pup
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>>5739265
>power bottom

wew lad. Post before and after picture.
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>>5739054
>trying this hard
Youtube is just getting worse.
>did not even chuckle
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>>5739278

its still very much a work in progress

I dont intend to start seriously looking for a bf until I am happy with myself - I want to be doing well in university, weigh 74kg lean and have a powerlifting total of 450kg. (atm my total is 302.5kg)

i predict that will be in 2019 or so, when I am 21. until then i dont see there being much point in trying to date anyone really.
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>>5739295

That isn't your first before and after picture. I want to see the whole one. You're leaving out the pictures of when you first started... poor form breh.
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At least feelgood is posting some kind of before and after pictures unlike wiz who promised too much and failed to deliver.
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>>5739304

here are the early months when i wasnt lifting and wasnt eating right either.

i started lifting in late April if i remember correctly.
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>>5739323

You need to edit these into one big picture for better comparison.
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>>5739319
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>>5739319
Wiz looks fat as shit.

desu a lot of fat asses in MD

go ravens doe
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>>5739295
>>5739323
You need to do something about your posture. You have texting neck which is fairly common nowadays since everyone is a zombie on their cellphones.
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>>5739295
>>5739323

Congrats to you man. :3

Going for the muscle bear route eh? That's cool i suppose.

>>5739349
No need to be mean.
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>>5739356
Fuck I have that too. ;-; how do I fix it bros?
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>>5739363
I'm sorry.
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>>5739319
>>5739349
Wiz isn't even that fat. I've seen some huge obese fat shits in my time and Wiz isn't even close to being as bad as what I've personally seen in my town. Where I live no one walks they always drive cars. There isn't even a light rail system here. Yet in 2025 there is projected to be 1million people living in this city. Everyone yells at anyone walking at say "get a car" There is a bus system here but it's rated the worst bus route system in the whole of the United States.
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>>5739331

mm. Its difficult because some of the dates are a bit fuzzy b/c i didnt carefully label and store my pictures when I took them.

ill get round to it eventually.

>>5739356

Yes, I actually only noticed this last week. I'm doing my best to try and fix it - I did something similar with my anterior pelvic tilt last year, and thats almost 100% gone now.

>>5739363

yeah. I'm getting a little nervous because even though im growing older I'm still not growing any bodyhair. It would really suck if I turn out to be one of those almost completely hairless dudes...
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>>5739323
Invest in nicer clothes and gyno surgery.
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>Start having allergic reaction
>Manage to get red dots on thighs
>Before I fixed what cause the allergic reaction it spread to my forearms & balls.
>tfw this has completly shut down my sex life
fucking, fuck
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>>5739369

Thank you :3

>>5739379

I mean compared to some ( a lot!) of the people i see in walmart yeah I'm not that big but let's not beat around the bush. I am a fatty.


>>5739382

You will make it dude. I know you can! Also i would like to apologize. I sort of bullied you a tad on /fit/ because i was jealous. I tend to get really nasty and vile sometimes but i have guilt to keep that in check.
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There are 3 gyms on my way home and I have no idea which to join.

24, LA, or Fitness connection?

Which is preferable?
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/gg/ please fix me
I don't want to be a tranny please just convert me into being a gay guy
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>>5739383

i dont have gyno, just some weird slanted nips cause i used to be overweight.

and all my clothes are handmedowns, its not exactly ideal but its good enough for me.

>>5739402

Oh dont worry about it. I usually pretend to be more upset than I am when people attack me so they feel better.

These things don't actually bother me.

>>5739423

checklist:
>which is cheaper?
>which has the best opening hours?
>which has the most powercages?
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>>5739433
Alright.

Come to Virginia and let me beat your ass.
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>>5739423
Whichever one has the least amount of darkies. I don't care how racist that sounds, it's imperative that you lift in a place without them.

>Niggers
Loud
Obnoxious
Locker could be broken into
Never let you work in with sets
Abuse equipment
Never put weights back

>Pooinloos
They stink
Obnoxious as fuck
Hog the equipment for ludicrous amounts of time
They get salty if you ask how long they'll be
They stink
DYEL as fuck
They stink

>Arabs
Same as pooinloos only with more religious crap

>Spics
Spics

Orientals are fine in my experience, they're pretty much as civilised as normal people.
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>>5739438
my gym only has 2 power cages, too bad its all curl bros in their. I wish their were more bears but nope :(
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>>5739402
can u pls stop posting fat pigs on /hm/

i go there time to time for the porn, not for whales
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>>5739423

Go tour all of them and then pick the best one.

I go to one that is near me and i don't like it, the planet fitness i used to go to was great. None of that pizza bullshit like /fit/ talks about and they let you lift however you wanted. I really wish i lived close to that one instead.

>>5739438

You're way too nice. lol

>>5739453

Hide that thread mate. and the ones i post aren't really that fat compared to the other shit that other anons post so bleh.
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>>5739453
Fuck off faggot. Go back to femgen cancer
>>5739402
Continue~
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>>5739423
Why would you go to the gym? It will make you look manly and you wouldn't want that as a male. Get on hormones to achieve that classic feminine look that every male looks up to.
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>>5739446

Most of the black dudes in my gym are friendly, quiet guys, and are usually dedicated and strong as fuck to boot. The only people who I dont like in my gym are these 3 indian teenagers who shout at each other and hog all the dumbbells, but I dont think annoying teenagers are unique to any one race.

>>5739449

my gym literally has none. it just has a single rack for both benchpress and squats that everyone has to share. Luckily its a fairly small gym though so it doesnt really matter too much. And it has soo many adorable bears and otters, its crazy.
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>>5739467

Continue what?
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>>5739467
But i love bears. I just dont like chubs. There is a subtle, yet surprising difference
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>>5739482

I am into both.
Bears preferable, tho.
But as long as I can feel like i'm sinking into their body heat and bury myself in their chest
The strength and sturdiness is just a bonus.
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>>5739478
Posting guys.
>>5739482
True chubs are fucking gross
>>5739473
Really! fucking hell you lucky cunt
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>>5739473
Pooinloos are by far the absolute worst subspecies to come across in the gym. I used to think it was just /fit/ memes before I encountered them, but by God, they are fucking awful.
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>>5739498

So you had sex with a guy from gaygen eh? What does he look like? i haven't seen any of these new trips.
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I just realized that the fem vs masc thing has a lot of similarities with the whole elves vs dwarves thing. Or even elves vs orcs I guess. ;-;
This goes back to my "trannies are corrupted fembois who dabble in blood magic aka hrt" comparison too.
I wonder what that makes ftms...
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>>5739523
>autism
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>>5739237
+1
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>>5739527
Incredibly autistic and sort of proud.
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>>5739523
Shut up, you stupid autist.

FtMs are fine because they are upgrading. However, they are still less than real men because they are biologically female and will always be tainted by the retardedness that comes with the XX chromosomes.

MtFs are mentally ill. They are downgrading and admitting that they want to take the easy path in life aka being a woman.
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>>5739511

but your mean.
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>>5739523
ftms are dwarves because we're short lmao
also aren't dwarves all male or something
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>>5739547
Yeah Tolkien dwarves were all male I think.
But it really depends on the setting.
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>>5739446
uhh in my country we don't have nig nogs so idk about that and for the gooks
their mostly jacked manlets who lift bitch weight or that strange one that is tall and lifts bitch weight.
The arabas are alright desu but i have the educated ones not the shitters here
We have no spics
also cunt its a fucking gym it stinks no matter what. So in that case i think you have the wrong gym.
>>5739540
Not even! i'm just not a pussy
>>5739498
God these feels please no
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>>5739553
i think they're either all male or the females look exactly like the males
which is either way hilarious
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>>5739517

He's like a short chubby Ted Bundy.
Although I try not to think of that when we're being cuddly/fucking. It's pretty upsetting.
My webcam makes his face look a lot chubbier (though personally, i think he's still qt in it, but he doesn't like it) but he's pretty qt irl
We posted this picture together so i think it's ok if I share it again.

>>5739555

sry, bby, didn't mean to
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>>5739555
I've been to a myriad of gyms, all have AC. The only ones that stink are when there is a high percentage of subhumans.

Pretty much just go for the expensive option, that barrier keeps most of them out, sometimes a pooinloo gets in using his rich daddy's credit card but hey, what can you do when the West is dying and we don't have apartheid for the moment?
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>>5739536
look at this triggered post you made while me, a tranny, is fine
are you proud of yourself
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>>5739594
Eh I get bullied here all the time. It's nothing new. I sort of like it...

>>5739571
Yeah fits well with the ftm thing.
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>>5739573
>fem chub

Who topped whom? because he looks like more of a bottom then i do.
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>>5739608
i don't go here often because i'm beginning to love myself

you should look into it
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>>5739618
Oh I love myself... I just also love when it hurts tbqh. Bit of a masochist and I love that about me. c;
Plus gives me something to do inbetween checking my tumblr dashboard and feeding my neko atsume while watching anime.
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>>5739617

I mean, he's the one who sticks it in me, and i'm usually the one giving head, and there's a whole lot of, like.. hand roaming and groping and stuff from him..
I was about to say that our interactions weren't very role'd because I don't think I act very subby, but I guess he's still the "top"..
Not that I'm unwilling to top, tho, we've actually talked about it.
All that said, tho, we're both bottoms, he's just a little more top than I am, I guess.
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>>5739639

That is neat. You have a tumblr right? you should make a vid or take some pictures. lol
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>>5739646

We actually were supposed to last time we hung out but I guess we both just got too caught up in one another and only really remembered, like, when he was leaving.
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>>5739573
Should have posted the one when we were drunk :3
I don't think I look like a serial killer
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>>5739679
Whoops forgot trip. Damn you /g/ for making fun of it ;_;
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can this stop being circeslutgen please
i feel sick
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>>5739679
>>5739689

I mean.. just ted bundy in particular.
Especially from a slight angle where your profile is more visible.
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>>5739679

You look like you give good hugs tho.

>>5739699

It's not that bad.
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>>5739699
I literally just posted for the first time in like 2 days.
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>>5739699
let the kids have fun, this is probably their only joy in life
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Is it bad if I think Ted Bundy is pretty hot? I actually had no idea what he looked like.
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>>5739718
He looks like an off-brand James Deen
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>>5738906
go make your own waterlogged twelve yr old thread douche bag because that's what your pic looks like.
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>tfw I just caught my dick in the zipper a little bit
Jesus Christ I thought that was just a meme it really fucking hurts
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Guys i am thinking of going ottermode. Would that be a good idea because i am going to take up some bjj soon.
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>>5739707

He's a really good cuddler, very comfy, would little spoon for repeatedly

>>5739713

wow so invalidating, minj
we're just friends chatting on 4chan

>>5739730

jesus christ, anon
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>>5738948
and they wont fuck you either sweetie. chasers may lie and call themselves straight but chasers are all they will ever be.
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>>5739733

Yeah when you do stuff again make sure to vid/pics. i wanna see :3

>>5739747

Chasers are bisex i think.
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>>5739730
Just a little? you are lucky, i caught the head of my dick in my zipper when i was a kid, bad enough to leave scars. and pulling the zipper back down to get it out probably hurt worse than getting it caught in the first place.
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Anyone got any good stories from hookup/dating sites? I got one
>Be me back at 16
>Go on app
>Look through guys
>One is my gym class teacher
>He's like 34
>Decide to message him with "Hi!"
>He answers and conversation is all civil and sort of "How funny we're both here." nothing sexual
>Next time we have gym class, last lesson of the day
>Pack lube and clean out before class
>Deep breath
>We are all dismissed
>Help carrying the last few things into the supplies room.
>Notice him mirin through my leggings
>It's just us two in there
>Decide to look him in the eyes and wrap my arms around his neck
>"So..."
>He is obviously frozen with fear
>He is noticeably taller than me
>Can't move up to kiss him
>Decide to move my hand down to his crotch and grab it through his shorts
>Him: "We can't be doing this"
>Let go
>"Why?"
>"You're almost half my age, we can't."
>"So you don't find me attractive?"
>"I do but, look, you're a cute kid but I just can't-"
>Put a thumb down each side of his shorts and pull them down with his underpants to reveal his obviously hard dick
>Get on knees and play with the tip
>It escalates and I finally have him plowing my ass
>No condoms and he cums inside
>Say "I really needed that,"
>His post-ejaculation mind kicks in
>"We can't ever do this gain."
>"How about we make my body being yours a tradition?"
>"No, I shouldn't even have done this to begin with."
>Put my leggings back on
>Next week
>Manage to get him horny and do it again
>We finally just agree to see each other outside of school and often after class
>My grades went up
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>>5739573
>>5739679


One fat chub and a tranny...

Ugly people attract each other I guess.
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>>5739767
It was only a little bit of pinched skin

Sorry that happened anon
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>>5739770
nice fanfiction
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>>5739777
>trips

Don't be so mean. I think it's cute.
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>>5739770
>>>/b/
>>>/out/
kys
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>>5739782
Sorry for cheesy text, had to translate it to english
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>>5739770
h-hot ;-;
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>>5739767

>pulling the zipper back down

UNFH
Audibly grunted in vicarious pain
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>>5739792
do you even have a penis?
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>>5739777
>Literally no muscle development.
Is this look a gay meme or a fashion statement of some sorts?
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>>5738892

good thing that guy has a giant red nose otherwise he wouldn't look recognizably human or even slightly appealing
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>>5739799
It's pretty cute desu
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Everyone in this thread either likes bara fatties or traps. There is no gray area, it's one or the other. Why?
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>>5739831
I don't like Fat Bara
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>>5739831

i like bara dudes mostly but i like twunks also

thats kind of a middleground, isnt it?
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>>5739838

Fat bara can be good if drawn right.

>>5739840

twunks aren't middleground. Normal is code word for dad bod.
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>>5739831

I'm pretty ok with average dudes, too.
I'm pretty ok with most body types except obese, stick-thin and saran wrapped muscles.
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>>5739831
I like most types as long as it doesn't dampen your health or anything desu
It depends on the guy, muscle bros with baby face creep me out
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>>5739831
Well is their ever a grey area with guys in general?
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>>5739863
>muscle bros with baby face creep me out

So a future feelgood would creep you out. rude.
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>>5739872
Pretty much
He's currently good
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>>5739824
b-b-but he's weak.
>>5739831
I'm loosing one kilo a week. I'm hitting the gym like a mother fucker, now it's time to really focus on diet. One kilo a week until abs. When I'll look pretty fucking good mang.

When I platue I'll just start taking diet pills. I'm sick of having excess fat around my torso.

I'm not doing it to get girls/men. I'm doing it because I want to look like a sick cunt.
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>>5739889
How much do you weight atm man?
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>>5739889

Do you take a eca stack? I hear it works good but i never tried it before.
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>>5739889

What are your lifts and bodyweight?

>>5739894

not really useful unless you have been lifting for a few years and are plateuing
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>>5739901

It's supposed to be good for fat guys loosing weight or so i heard.
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>>5739902

eca stacks make you feel like utter shit.
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>>5739892
I'm 180kgs and weight 99kgs atm. I've already lost 15 kgs(never been so fat in my life).
>>5739894
I would if I could get my hands on it. But I usually just drink a pre workout drink before I go to the gym. And green tea to boost metabolism.
>>5739901
I don't squat nor deadlift, but I can bench at least 90 kgs(if not more, but I don't since I don't have a spotter).
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>>5739930

>i dont squat or deadlift
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>>5739909
>>5739902
I was on ECA for 12 weeks and it fucked my blood pressure up for months after it.

If you want to lose weight, take DNP. Anyone who says that it is dangerous is a complete fucking idiot.

Last cycle I got a cheeky bit of nerve damage but within a day it was fine and that was just me being a silly twat with my cycles too close together. Currently 3 days into this cycle, should see the scales start dropping by Sunday.

DNP IS THE WAY TO GO FORWARD, MY FRIENDS!
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>>5739930
I'm 18 and prefer guys 40+
Ask me anything, since I'm an attention whore
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>>5739930
>squat or deadlift
Bruh. Whats going on? Are you like a mega curl bro?
also how are you cutting?
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>>5739942
Diden't mean to reply fuck
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>>5739940

Spoonfeed me about DNP anon
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>>5739940
>uses dnp
>fat af
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>>5739930

what the fuck are you doing bro
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>>5739955
DNP is an explosive pesticide that is also sometimes used as a dye. The special thing about it that makes it the greatest fat burner in the world (no exaggeration, it really is) is that it fucks around with your mitochondria so that you release energy as heat instead of as the normal energy your body uses.

This means that you're just constantly burning up energy and releasing it as heat, no matter what you eat (as long as you stay sensible and under caloric maintenance).

A beginner cycle would be 250mg every day for 21 days. Drink lots of water, at least a gallon a day, and take multivitamins/electrolytes.

3g Vitamin C
800iu Vitamin E
1200mg ALA

>>5739960
>uses drugs
>sad af
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>>5739940

DNP seems a tad hardcore for me.
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>>5739987
Now would you rather take something that seems 'hardcore' yet is incredibly effective and will leave you with no lasting health effects if done properly, or take some shitty supplement that only speeds your metabolism up by like 3% in exchange for fucked up blood pressure?
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>>5739950
Bruh. Whats going on?
I just use machines, my legs are already large as fuck, I can max legpress 20 reps. I just use machines for back and legs, I just find squating and deadlifting to be neckbeardish/autistic, also I don't want to fuck up my back.
>o how are you cutting?
40 minutes of cardio after weight lifting and then the next day after that 60 minutes of cardio.

I eat clean(mostly, from this day on I'm gonna stop eating protein bars and diet soda). I'm also gonna eat more vegetables instead of something else.
>>5739962
Am I doing something wrong?
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>>5740002
> I just find squating and deadlifting to be neckbeardish/autistic

Fucking idiot.
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>>5740009
Why u trippin homie?
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>>5740002

are you literally retarded
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>>5740024
Why?
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>>5740015
I'll rape your little brother and sell him into sex slavery, you fucking cunt.

Squatting and deadlifting do so much more for you than just your legs and not doing them because it's "autistic" shows how much of a fucking idiot you are. Go fuck yourself.

I leave for like 6 weeks and come back to an absolute shitheap, seriously, what the fuck happened? I've always said this place is incapable of logical thought but every time I come back, it has managed to sink to new lows.

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that Fatboi and Circe? Actually, I don't care. They get way too much attention as it is.

I'm surprised 5652 is still here, then again he has nothing going on in his life so it would make sense that he still posts all day.
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>>5740031
> Squatting and deadlifting do so much more for you than just your legs and not doing them because it's "autistic" shows how much of a fucking idiot you are. Go fuck yourself.
ohh my sides! why are you sperging out anon?
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>>5740041
THIS PLACE IS FOR SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT SERIOUS TOPICS

CUNT
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>>5740041

>heavyweight class powerlifter
>"LOL why is he so fat???"

kill yourself bro.
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>>5740031
Also, I'm loosing weight, not bulking, it's not like I can gain any more muscles at the diet I'm at. So why should I focus that much on weightlifting(even thought I do, but I don't need to start doing squats and deadlifts like some fgt).
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>>5740056
>>5740041
>>5740002

baito baito moshi desu~
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>>5740056
Weightlifting = increased muscle mass = increased metabolism = more fat burnt

Stupid cunt. Go fuck yourself to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFuiaQ6g5o0
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>>5740056

I am 90% sure you are samefagging as >>5740063 for baiting purposes.

Nobody is this stupid.
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>>5740031
says a lot more about ur life that you think not posting on a japanese cartoon image board is something to be proud of lmao
even tho you still post here everyday anonymously
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>>5740063
But I'm at a caloric deficit, it's pretty futile for me to focus this heavily on weightlifting, but I do, just because I'm not doing squats and deadlift doesn't mean I'm not gaining muscles. I use machines for back and legs. I'm sure I would fuck up my back because of bad form if I tried squats and deadlifts.
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>>5740077
>He's still salty about all the times he has been utterly BTFO by everyone yet still only directs his hatred towards me because he's jealous that my life is better than his when I have literally never done a day's work in my entire life and poor lil 5652 had to drop out of uni because he wasn't smart enough

ngl thats actually proper funny
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>>5739993

I dunno, i guess I'm just scared of it.
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>>5740089

Legpress frontloads the back way more than deadlifts done properly.

You are just a pussy who doesnt want to do 2 of the 3 most important lifts so rationalises his incompetence away as best he can. Just embarassing.

>>5740094

Cant blame you. One of the common sideaffects is "Death" after all.
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>>5739851

You should let Wiz come and live with you.
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>>5740071
I have an easy time gaining muscles. So I really havn't had to think much about the most optimizing exercises and programs. I just progressively get stronger and bigger(and when I plaute sure I'll probably start squating).

Why are you getting so mad over this?
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>>5740100

I was lurking the dnp thread. Care to explain what blasting means?
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>>5740089
Then learn proper form.

>>5740100
It's incredibly rare for people to die from DNP and the every time they do, it's because they took waaaay too much, usually because they're idiotic normies like that bitch in the UK 2 years back.
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>>5740093
>dat completely unrelated/irrelevant effort post
why you mad tho
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>>5740150
how's the job hunt?
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Ugh, I just cancelled a fwb date 'cuz they said they didn't really want to hang out if we weren't going to do anything at the last minute
And it's aight if that makes me uncomfortable, right? Like, that's..
Like, I like fucking my friends because I know they're my friends. There's no pressure, we're just hanging out and if we both get into the mood, you know, that level of intimacy is there if that's how we feel.
But, like.. I don't.. ugh. Why does saying no feel so shitty.
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>>5740109
But I don't want to do powerlifting...
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>>5740153
full time employed already runnin tingzz in the office
lol why
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>>5739767
same, tfw a teacher had to come into the toilets and help save me from that nightmare, i'm cringing as i type
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>>5740160

Couldn't you just like have one bf without fwbs? Seems like it would be simpler.


>>5740168

Look into crossfit :^)
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>>5740171
Congratulations on no longer being on benefits. Have you considered going back to university to finish your education or do you still not feel up to the challenge?
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He just has to be perfect in every way.

Except

he's straight as an arrow.

Like

FUCK
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>>5740176

We're swingers
I dunno, that's just how we are.
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>>5740160
>ugh
>like
>like
>like
>ugh
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>>5740182
Man you seem like one bitter cunt. I'd hate to be around you irl.
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>>5738898
Date woman then
these fags, baka desu.
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>>5740192
nah im actually really bored so im seriousposting. if you're a dumb cunt and don't know what seriousposting is, its a form of shitposting where you make it seem like you're being genuine to bait in replies and derail the thread, it's kind of my signature style

keeps people guessing so they never know how you really feel about anything :^)
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>>5740184
>tfw not perfect
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>>5738934
I'm actually the same way. Allthough for the last two weeks one of my friends is trying to date me while the other is complementing me every time I see him but keeps telling me bad things about the friend that likes me. Probably the most awkward thing I've been through ever lol
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>>5740206
Are you also straight?
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>>5740182
ye hbu
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>>5740216

>while the other is complementing me every time I see him but keeps telling me bad things about the friend that likes me.

D I S E N G A G E
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>>5740221
Yes. I only fuck traps.

>>5740224
ye not bad 2bh
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>tfw no bf near philly
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>>5740229
>traps
kill ur self mate
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>>5740229
Why do trap fuckers/chasers always tend to be so mentally fucked up? I've never seen a well adjusted tranny fucker, never.
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>>5740212
Honestly, he's an autistic fatass who has little going for him. But that's what makes him perfect in my eyes ;-;
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>>5740233
>>5740236
:^)
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>>5740243
This sounds strangely familiar to me

Pray tell, where do you live?
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>>5740243
dw anon, there are autistic fatasses all over
even gay ones
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>>5740229
>studying politics
fucking madman tho
gl for when mummy and daddy finally disown you (Y)
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>>5740262
I don't.
>>5740269
I know, and it's not like they're the most sought after anyway, but I'm just tired of seeing so many guys who I can't see myself with on grindr simply because 95% of them are twinks.
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>>5740173
That sucks, don't know which is worse though, teacher or Mom! and she wouldn't help had to do it myself anyway
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>>5740270
>not having abundant financial support so that you can study whatever you want
>not having loving parents
m8 :c

2bh i could probs stab a bunch of cheeky cunts n me mam would still think im super kewl innit
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>>5740269
Most autistic fucks aren't born gay, they become gay because of compulsive masturbation and excessive porn usage.

It's so sad really, why can't they study aspergers better? So we don't have as many perma beta males fall into sexual traps like weird porn fetishes or sissificiation.

Men that havn't gotten a lot of action and have low self esteem are an easy pray to sissification.
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