Gay General - Tom Lehrer Edition
>Harvard professor of mathematics
>Invented the Jell-O shot while he was serving in Vietnam
>world famous musician in the 60s
>collaborated with 2Chainz in 2012 when he was aged 80
>hot as fuck
Can a man be more based?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs
Marlon Brando
>>5724812
I'm so lonely please kill me
>>5724831
Can I kiss you instead
>>5724826
>sub-par intelligence
>incredibly vain, paranoid + an asshole
>happened to have good genetics when he was young
>ended up getting obese anyway
lame
>>5724835
no you are a gross tranny
>>5724878
rekt
>>5724878
</3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbdFy8nZkGY
>tfw crying myself to sleep tonight
>>5724945
Wanna be my Valentine anon
>tfw you will always be a dirty lowly faggot
haha just spent my valentines day watching 90 minutes of two old people slowly dying of radiation sickness post-nuclear holocaust
ha ha kill me ha ha
>>5724963
Yes pls ._.
>tfw preferred races make up the smallest portion of the LGBT community
Explains why they're not on Grindr.
>>5725043
that's patrician AF desu
>>5725043
Ah, I love that movie.
>>5725047
iktf
why cant there be more asians to go around?
>>5725033
DELETR THIS!!
>>5725064
More big Asians, not those tiny girly ones.
>>5725046
Happy Valentine's day then :3c
>>5725074
Happy Valentines day, Irishanon <3 :3
>>5724812
>tfw your ex is probably with his new fuccboi today even though he always said he hates valentine's day
>>5724812
WHEN YOU ATTEND A FUNERAL
Well, fuccbois, what are you doing today instead of having a date?
>>5725068
>tfw u will never be a straight (girl)
>>5725108
Animating.
You're like the seventh person to ask that today.
I might be hanging out with friends later maybe
>>5725108
I am having a date, it's just gonna be later tonight because the bf is at work.
>>5725112
It did.
Thank you ^_^
>>5725114
straight cute girl*
almost got me hahah :^)
>>5725143
*straight qt girl
checkmate
I feel like I'm intruding in the tinychat desu, because I'm new to it
>>5725155
damn...
>>5725108
being a faggot on Tinychat
>>5725158
who are you?
>>5725186
I'll never tell
>>5725158
Don't worry mang
I went on, lurked then cammed, it's weird because different hours different people so one time I'm like well known and funny other time there all like "who are you"
Apparently according to tc I look like a young James nesbitt or Quentin Tarantino
>>5725091
>bleeding hearts flower
Those things really sell, but their bloom doesn't last long.
>>5725198
Oh hey the guy I said looked a bit like James Nesbitt is irishanon. Hi
>>5725198
ahahahaha you look so much like a fat ass quentin tarantino
>>5725220
Yeah that's me. I can't remember the name you used on TC but I've seen you on the threads a lot.
>>5724812
i'm still destroyed because my bf left me
i've met his current one, he's a swishy queeny faggot
if that's what he really wanted, why was he with me for over 3 years?
>>5725226
Rage
Yeah I used to go on tc before Christmas bit stopped now
>>5725220
ur so fucking ugly
>>5725237
He's probably regretting it, anon. Dumb twinks are good for a quick pump and dump, but he'll soon find they're unbearable in the long run.
>>5725237
The heart is a cruel and fickle mistress.
Now, post butt.
>>5725213
You know, I've been noticing this trend as well.
It's becoming apparent that all of the trips are fat/ugly/ etc.
I miss Swede. He was the only attractive trip. I hope "refugees" didn't rape him to death.
>>5725252
>niq
>aced
>hitler
>maton
lol you just dont look 4 cutesy trips
>>5725198
UNO FARTO
N
O
F
A
R
T
O
i have a crush on a straight friend and its been driving me crazy cause he recently got a gf (and they're fucking like rabbits, which he never fails to tell me about ;_;) so i'm just feeling /feels/
i kinda wanna vent to someone, is it worth coming out to 1/2 close friends just to vent about it? does it actually help? pros/cons?]
or i can just vent on 4chan i guess...
What should I have for dinner that can fill the chasm of loneliness in my heart, /gaygen/?
>>5725269
Vent to me bb
>>5725269
I just rant on tc about how qt straights make me sad
>>5725261
but farto-san being a furry makes me that much cuter
cum2the tc homos
>>5725279
Link pl0x. I haven't been in forever.
>>5725278
I wouldn't mind furries if their personalities weren't so abhorrent most of the time.
>>5725279
I'm too scared to. :<
>>5725269
Murder the hypotenuse
>>5725295
Well maybe I'll go visit. I'm sure they have visitation hours.
Plus I never got to full experience Sweden, other than being there in the airport for a layover into Oslo.
>>5725260
Love is about celebrating and practicing shared values together. If he values a dumb slut and some "spiritual" bullshit more than you, why would you want to keep dating him?
You need to find a serious BF without such juvenile priorities.
>>5725299
just hang there everyday, pretend you have friends
that's my plan
>>5725295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QVnfb-0Pow
UNO FARTO @ 3:17
>>5725299
they are nice and checked
>>5725310
Friends? What does this word mean?
>>5725319
>but he's straight
Does he have a choice?
>>5725295
Uno farto is a Tarantino meme on /tv/ that purports he farts during this interview on Tyra's show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcNLD9FCiSk (Can you find it?) The meme caught on because /tv/ resents Tarantino's popularity, but being unable to effectively criticize his work they attack him personally instead.
>>5725316
>>5725327
H O T H E A D
>>5725327
Ahh fair enough
I have waited two months after release of the hateful eight to watch it in glorious 70 mm
Also if looking like him brought me his success I'd be absolutely chuffed tbqh
>>5725327
>being unable to effectively criticize his work
he butchers effective cinema devices by using half shots and close ups to provide uninformative murder porn for masses to enjoy all while shitting over CGI as a B-movie artifact while all his flicks are homages to B-movie presentation. TO put it simply the guy is a poster-child of what's wrong with cinema and is literally the most entry level of modern directors.
>>5725298
>Maybe it is true love. Or he just wants to bone a swishy queen.
what i think is that he didn't wanna be locked into a long-term relationship with me and wanted to fuck 10 more guys before he was in one
>>5725308
>Love is about celebrating and practicing shared values together. If he values a dumb slut and some "spiritual" bullshit more than you, why would you want to keep dating him?
>You need to find a serious BF without such juvenile priorities.
because this breakup just didn't feel right at all; i've been dumped/have dumped other guys but this one felt weird, it's like his personality flipped completely upside down and no one he knows can tell me why, they've noticed too
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>>5725354
Kek, I was picking my nose as I opened this.
>>5725348
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>>5725356
same
>>5725354
i eat them
its a tasty snack
>>5725361
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ok im bored im gonna go let my bf fuck me cya gaygen
hey pham
who's you're vine-fu?
why tinychat so dead
>>5725380
brandon calvillo
why tf do i know his name i hate myself
>>5725385
Because we're all killing ourselves instead of talking.
>>5725380
Tangela
>>5725380
pic rel is mine
adding him on snapchat was a very good choice
Every Valentine's I'm reminded that if I were straight I would have had at least three girlfriends
rank tc camfags
>>5725412
Sure anon, go ahead and blame your circumstances, that oughta help
>>5725412
I am gay and I had two. They happen without you even wanting them
>>5725418
pls no
Why isn't Cavill as buff as he was in Man of Steel? His body looks kinda disproportionate here t b h
still wish he was my husband tho
Why are facials so hot? Like if you think about it getting someone else cum/shooting your cum all over someones face should be gross, but it's like really, really hot.
why?
>>5725420
I'm desirable dammit.
One was a gross weeaboo nerd gurrrrll who was a woman nonetheless
One I strung along because I needed a beard for a while
And one with whom I've had sex with twice with only one of those times being a pity fuck
>>5725442
because it was a suit and CGI.
>>5725269
you are better off bottling up your emotions or letting them out online. none of your straight friends will relate, and it will just be incredibly awkward. chances are they already guessed anyway.
dont worry ive been there, and we are still friends and yes i still love him its just very easy to manage now and actually motivates me now instead of intense depression
>>5725442
He needs to look weaker compared to jacked up Affleck so his superhuman strength looks superhuman in bat b supes: doj
>>5725460
ben affleck is a mongoloid though. he's the derpiest of derps that ever derped in derp
>>5725468
And that's why I love him
So he can call me wicked smaht
>hook up with a hot daddy type twice over the past two weeks
>get a message from him today saying he came back positive for chlamydia
happy valentines day xoxo
>>5725476
As someone from Massachusetts, I take offense to that you feckin wankeh
>>5725468
That's Bin Abdullah Al-Flaq Mohammed Hussein
>>5725480
It's honest tho, can you call me wicked smaht ? ;-;
>>5725511
I'll admit, I laughed
>hop on scruff
>see who recently viewed my profile
>old geezer
>old geezer couple
>old geezer
>old geezer
>fem asian with green hair
>old geezer
>>5725511
>dubs
YOU'VE DONE IT!
Goin to bed :3
Thanks to Irishanon once again for being my valentine :p
been banned from TC...
>>5725556
goodnight anon
>>5725556
Kinda cute desu.
>>5725479
that really sucks
but chlamydia is no big deal, two pills and no sex for a week. if you haven't made an appointment already, you can hit up planned parenthood for a free/really cheap dose without having to wait for them to get the results of your pee test if you tell them one of your parents has it
>>5725521
That's what you get for being a slave to the app corporations.
>using stupid apps that allow media to control consumers
>>5725602
>parents
*partners
teehee
>>5725476
fyi no one in the united states says wicked
>>5725624
you're a walking cluster fuck of retard aren't you?
>tfw no bf to flick my dick and watch anime with.
>he will never play with my weiner while I say "KAWAIIII UGGUUU~~~"
>I will never teach him ancient japanese words like baka.
>>5725634
>>5725479
>tfw whores get STDs
Divine retribution.
>>5725633
I was thinking the same thing. Spooky seems to be a complete retard. He almost looks like a Bernie supporter.
>>5725643
Its ok bub
>>5725648
Spooky is literally the greatest tripfag that has ever graced this board. Do not speak ill of him ever again.
>>5725648
>>5725633
>>5725667
You thought me beautiful once.
>>5725698
You aren't him, you freckletwatted smidgen of stale soda bread.
>>5725711
I've never seen you tbqh.
>>5725711
But I can basically guarantee he'd rather puke battery acid then touch you
You ugly annoying Fuck
who's voting for /bernie sanders/ here?
>>5725719
>unironically liking sanders
phew boy.
>>5725718
I may be annoying and I may be ugly, but that's still a good cut above you, you disgusting dentally discarded potato addict.
>>5725729
Always better than Hillary.
>>5725729
To be honest if the Presidential elections end up being Bernie against Trump I'm choosing Bernie, If it's Hillary against Trump I'm choosing Hillary. If it's any other republican against democrat I'm choosing democrat. That's just how I roll.
>never really liked anime beofer but going on a spree watching anything and everything
>realize that my favorite genres are magical girl and harem.
>>5725754
People here are memesters who will vote for Trump.
>>5725767
Sailor Moon was monumental in the conversion of many boys in the 90s.
>>5725769
They say they'll vote for Trump but when the time comes they'll choose someone better and you know it. They just say they're supporters of Trump for the lols.
>>5725744
Keep dreaming bucko
>>5725784
Nah senpai. Right leaning populism is where I am at.
Trump/Carson
>>5725794
Say goodbye to your gay freedumbs.
>>5725802
>fear mongering
>muh social issues
>>5725805
>trump
>fear mongering in general
Wow pot calling the kettle black. Someone get this man a tissue.
I rubbed my head of my cock raw and I'm seeing my bf tomorrow. Im the top in our relationship. What do?
>>5725811
>muh ebil republicans gonna put gays n deth kamps
>we gay holocuast a bloo bloo muh social issues
>>5725816
put some lotion on the poor guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4
Average straight relationship.
>>5725839
Wouldn't it just be Love Train?
>>5725859
what
>>5725867
The wall is basically the love train section of ticket to ride
>>5725252
I still check in every now and then, it's just that getting Rugbys attention was the only reason I ever came to gaygen and now we're doing our thing on Skype and IRL instead so I really don't have a reason to post. I don't like any of you lmao
>>5725881
Is this a movie reference or something?
I am kind of dumb tbqh.
>>5725881
>ticket to ride
>love train
D4C
Who wants to be my valentine <3
>>5725913
Love Train is the corpse parts through ticket to ride, not D4C
>>5725950
I would but I'm already taken and it would invalidate Valentine's to have two
>>5725957
No D4C makes him immune to this stipulation
>>5725954
But you can't really use Love Train properly without D4C.
>>5725967
>you will never be in an orgy with Valentine, Valentine, Valentine and Valentine
>>5724812
>There'll be nobody present at the wake.
>With complete participation
>In that grand incineration,
>Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.
wow, that 3 billion really shows how old the song is
sp00ky
>tfw no bf
>>5725974
>There's a twink Valentine, a muscle bear Valentine, a masc4masc Chad Thundercock Valentine, CBT fetish Valentine, etc
>>5725997
Because were both assholes.
I like myself also.
>>5726001
Speak for yourself
I like me too, so we have that
>>5725995
There's even a fat midget Valentine.
>>5725991
I can be your bf :3
>>5726009
Fuck off fat ass.
>tfw no Hasidic jewish bf
>>5726012
Savage
>>5726012
But circe likes me and he's a qt
>>5726020
He'd like anyone. That's nothing to brag about.
>>5726023
But you're a grinch. You're not even human
>>5726029
>sleeping with circe
>asking to be something that isn't even a human to be their boyfriend.
>is about 300 pounds
>a literal beastiality straight man chubby mcchubb chubbs.
>>5726040
But I'm not human either. Here's my new selfie. ;)
>>5726057
You're right I'm so mad right now that you noticed that.
I don't judge. If they have a penis they're a guy to me.
>>5726057
I did end up wearing a tunic instead
And after the show was over, i totally pee'd standing up.
Should've flex'd while I was doing it.
AVATAR FAGS ARE CANCER
FUCK GRINCH
FUCK KLEPPE FUCK ME FOR GIVING THEM THE ATTENTION THEYRE SO DESPERATE FOR
>>5726069
You do accidentally female-gender me all the time, tho, especially when we're snugging.
Don't think I don't notice, I totally do.
I think you've only caught your self like twice.
Circe is a fucking weirdo that literally thinks that you can change gender based on what thread he/she is in.
Slutboi is fat as fuck.
Boogers a disgusting tranny.
>>5726040
I've become so grinch
I can't feel your pinch
Become so horny
so much more a bitch
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and sniff straight man poo
>>5726077
Accidental or not it shouldn't matter. You're both male and female. Check your privilege you scum.
>>5726075
You're right.
That is why I am going to change gimmicks soon.
I don't want to be liked.
>>5724812
>Tom Lehrer edition
I'm not a gay guy but had to pop in just to say nice tastes
>>5726085
>senpain
>pain
>mfw I'm a naruto character
>>5726109
Aren't they already splayed to be cosmetic ovaries
>>5726113
They're actually just really tiny and rounder.
>>5726102
neeeeeeeeerd
>>5726118
What, you started the joke first.
>>5726082
It's totally the hair.
>>5726117
My God , those balls are smooth as eggs
Yes I'll suck them
>Chapelle.gif
>>5726138
Wow, thanks for that mental image.
Also, I actually never shave my crotch.
Who wants to be my valentine?
Are there any trips that you wish were your valentine?
>>5726150
me!!!
>>5726122
You're the nerd bitch
>>5726154
shut your fucking face and crawl back into cirque's asshole, bitch nigga
>>5726154
Alright then.
What do people do when they're valentines though? I've never had one before.
daily reminder that we must deport all trannies and tranny enablers from our honorable gaygen to make gaygen great again!
>>5726181
>when a trip thinks they're better than another trip
>>5726155
you're the bitch nerd
>>5726173
Well my valentines normally buy me food
>>5726181
>wants to build a wall around /gg/
>>5726190
Of course they do
Do they normally go out on a chrome surf board finding uninhabited planets
>>5726174
Ily 2 bb~~~~
>>5726200
I am a fan of your work Konata.
>>5726190
Not, like, gratuitous sex then?
Maybe Valentine's Day isn't as good as I thought it was.
>>5726210
you're my faggot bitch
>>5726194
No they look more like spoons
>>5726200
Wut?
You too I guess
>>5726214
Do you know who you're talking to?
>>5726228
Literally no. I'm just here today because I'm feeling lonely.
>>5726221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5E-pV6nwNQ
>tfw sludgepuppy will never be my bf
Morning lads. Valentines day is already over here also quit fucking complaining about not having a bf you complain about it then be catty cunts to each other and wounder why you have no bf.
>>5726211
don't forget to donate to me patreon, senpapi
>>5726234
that is like... so canadian...
>>5726040
force meme is forced therefore in the trash you go
>>5726246
iktfb
>tfw senpai will never be your bf
>>5726319
I'm not seinpais type. ;_;
>>5726319
you barked meanly at me once, i thought that meant there;s no chance
>>5726334
i mean how do you know it was mean? unless you said some dumb shit in which case...
>>5726331
>tfw senpais type
>tfw manlet with below average penis but muscular and hairy.
>>5726340
but that is senpais type
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdgFoHLwnk
>you will never pour a little salt
>>5726181
"When /mtfg/ sends its people, their not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing attention whoring. They're bringing drama. They're sluts. And some (none), I assume, are good people."
- Donald J. Trump
anyone been a lucky pierre before? how was it like?
>>5726453
that's degenerate though
>>5726453
do i want to know what a lucky pierre is...
What are you listening to, Gaygen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GA17rtiMTE
