Any frenchfags here?
>tfw /southeast/
Paris patrician here.
>>5717500
Is it true what Quebecers say and that Standard French is horribly bastardized in France due to your extremely high immigration rate from places like Senegal. I've heard a lot of Quebecers say Quebec French is the closest thing to standard French now.
That's what my neighbour says anyway.
>>5717515
Quebecers use more archaic words but the ones we french use are not bastardized, just more common (for the most part)
Love their accent and culture though, I'm hoping I can work there when I'm done with my first job
>>5717500
Paris fag here, but used to live in the north 2/3 years ago
>>5717573
How muslim are you?
>>5717612
white as fuck/10
French speaking Switzerland masterrace reporting in.
>>5717504
> living this close to Flamby
> mfw
>/southeast/ born and raised
>mfw I'm stuck in Poitou Charentes for two more years
I long for natural beauty, a dry day, normal chill people, good cuisine, the feeling of elevation (not seeing a depressing flat horizon 360° around, after a while it's like being trapped in a white silent room, it's hard to explain)
>>5717772
well i'm in the 13, so i live in asia ahah, but at least food is fucking good !
>>5717515
Quebec French is a tiny bit different from ours but that's mostly the accent and a few words, it has nothing to do with recent immigration either.
Amerifag who speaks french, I wanna live in France once I can
>tfw not born in France
>>5718597
britbong here, I feel your feel son, planning to move to Paris or Milan for my Photography career possibly (HA)
>>5718746
>tfw offspring of the eternal Anglo
>tfw you will never have the glorious french history as your own
>>5718757
Speaking of glorious french history, how do you smack down people who talk shit on France?
>inb4 Surrender jokes
>>5718853
School them about the reign of virtue
>>5718746
I did extended visits in both in the past, strangely enough for fashion photography. ;) I preferred Milan, but that may be due to having had more friends there so I got to know it much better.
>>5718746
>tfw want to live in Britain because I find it more beautiful than France
we want what we don't have senpai, although there's ugly places like Swindon where I wouldn't lay foot again.
>>5718853
We don't, because deep down, we all know they only do this to cover their inferiority complex
Oh, comme quoi...
South West reporting in
France is the sub bottom in the Brit/French relation.
>>5717500
Northeast untermensh
I live in glorious Picardie and study in even more glorious Champagne-Ardennes, even though those regions are technically RIP
>>5724178
Fine by me!
>>5724318
W-well I didn't expect you to be so down for that, I thought I'd have to bully you a little more before you grundgingly assumed the position
French MtF that plays too much Osu! and live near Eaubonne. Please add me back to Skype. I think we ought to talk again.
>>5728248
you can add me on skype it's the same as my trip !
>>5724178
I wish
I want a redhead bully with a londonian accent
>tfw no qt French bf
Why are the French so hot?
>>5729294
W-will I get some british cock if I go to UK and talk to qts with my french accent ?
>France is like the #1 producer of good philosophy
Why can't I be french. There's never been an American philosopher
>>5729323
>Henry David Thoreau?
>Who's that?
>>5729344
DUDE
PONDS
LMAO
>>5729288
Don't worry anon, I'll bully you
>>5729372
Nice :3
>>5729429
For starters it will be namecalling and then we'll move up to shoving and light beatings, then it gets weird and sexual.
>>5729435
Ok but you have to make remarks about hundred years war and the battle of Azincourt to humiliate me
>>5729456
I'll point at your dick and say France has never been shamed more since since Crecy
>>5729463
J'ai joui
>>5729489
While you're here, famille, who are the best "gender therapists" around Paris?
>>5729886
>the trannies, attracted by the scent of semen, arrive to the scene
>this kills the thread
>>5730290
>implying the thread wasn't kill more than a day ago
>implying /lgbt/ isn't /cd/ in disguise
>>5730290
Looks like we need to open a murder investigation, it looks like this anon has already conducted the autopsy. What evidence was left at the scene?
>>5729886
Bonne chance. I am so glad to have done it all in Quebec and not to be stuck with the Lacanian morons back home.
>>5730659
The sad thing is, I'm actually looking for gender therapy, not a letter, because I don't know that I'm trans. I'm not going to spend my money on unqualified shrinks or inquisitors that I'm supposed to lie to. All I want is to be a tiny less confused.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4yBFcW6.jpg "latest[1].png")
this thread has been chosen for resurrection.
>>5736268
¿Quoi?
>>5717500
Moi.
>En ici, nous ne parlons pas le francais
Shameful tbqh
>>5739673
C'est ce que je me disais.
Le mot "baguette" n'a même été mentionné au moins une fois.
C'est quoi ce bordel?
>>5739690
>>5739690
Bienvenue chez /jambecul/.
>>5739715
No joke actually when I was still a newfag I spent weeks tryna understand what legbutt meant, I was like "jambe au cul? C'est quoi cette merde..." and I started thinking that there was a thing with gays without legs...
Then of course, I finally understood it meant Lego Buddy :/
>>5739729
lol
It always reminded me of this drawing I can't find anymore of Light from Deathnote with his face on a butt with nothing else but legs.
>>5739729
I need to start speaking exclusively in idioms
You can't have your cake and eat it too, go to a frog chan
>>5739812
>go to a frog chan
>>5739816
Speak of the devil
Go away frogposter
>>5739812
>frog chan
Tu quoi, cop1 ?
>>5739690
Le français n'est pas très adapté pour exprimer des mêmes humides, famille.
>>5739989
>mêmes
>humides
>sissy French bitchbois
Whats it like to get cucked by Muslims and africans frenchies? When I visited Paris I saw more brown people than native french. It was pretty disgusting
>>5740400
>Whats it like to get cucked by Muslims and africans frenchies?
I'm an "african frenchy" and I have muslim friends.
I don't cuck anyone, I'm pretty fucking discreet tbqh.
>When I visited Paris I saw more brown people than native french.
Yeah I know, it's because in France, we don't care about race. It's illegal to ask someone's race on a formular like you do in America, land of freedom. If you are born in France, you're french, period. So I guess strangers are appealed by that. I know it must sound weird to you.
>>5717500
>move to paris
>know no one
>live into shitty, expensive room
what was I thinking
>>5717688
adieu don, t'est d'ou?
>>5740681
>They live intra muros and expect a decent home
you sorry fool.
german fag here forever wishing they were born in france
>>5740498
Ya it does sound weird. Because a French person is white. Just try not to rape and harass any women. You north africans should have been expelled from france decades ago
>>5742371
>a french person is white
A french person also speaks german and lives in mud huts east of the rhine.
>>5717500
Well I was born in France but I'm half black so I do not really no if im French or not
>>5742371
French nationhood has never been your dumb tribal shit. Even in the 20s the fascists claimed less than a third of France's metropolitan population was really french.
>>5742428
>fascists
>in France
>ever
>inb4 muh Croix de feu
>inb4 muh Action française
They were not fascists.
>>5744536
Jacques Doriot and his PPF were fascists.
Anyway, Strasbourgeois here
>>5744551
I see what you mean but it can be debated.
Fascism describes a specific activism method before describing an ideology. National-socialism is an idea way older than fascism (most likely born during French revolution), we just associate the two because historically, the main national-socialist regimes (Spain, Germany, Italy) used fascist methods to get in power.
>>5744598
>it can be debated
I agree, Fascism has multiple faces but when it comes to Doriot, he saw himself and his party as fascists unlike Croix de Feu, Petain and Action Française who were , basically, reactionary and never said that their ideology came from fascism.
>>5744598
National-socialism is a descendant of fascism, not the opposite.
Also the idea of national-socialism as born during the revolution makes no sense. It was a fundamentally anti-enlightenment ideology that comes mostly from Boulanger's breed of bonapartisme (also the originator of fascism)
>>5744631
The Croix de Feu and AF may have rejected the label, but monarchism aside they pretty much fed at the same ideological trough (including the "it's dah jooz who made the french republican" tendencies)
>>5744685
>"it's dah jooz who made the french republican"
Well, it has nothing to do with fascism. Hitler actually took it from Maurras, the father of modern antisemitisme among other stuff
Bump for French faggotry being the only defining feature of France.
Also for her majesty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw-pIwRXNcw
what did you do to honor Charlie Martel today?
>>5746274
are you britbong SWG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXFCDgyanA
>>5746498
I am. When I masturbate I think of Waterloo.
>>5746498
>tfw you will never be called to quarters by this song being drummed
>tfw you will never capture french prizes with your bf captain giving you commands
>tfw will never celebrate with a late night fuck in his cabin
>tfw ur not a lieutenant in her majesties ships
>>5746556
>no means of hair removal
>no washing for weeks
>no lube
getting hit by a french cannonball would be less painful than gay sex aboard a royal navy ship in the 1700s
>>5746587
And that's a bad thing?
>>5740766
Vaud, et toi ?
JE VEUX ÊTRE FRANÇAIS
>>5751568
it's overrated, trust me.
>>5753322
France is shit
>>5755371
The eternal Anglo will never keep the glorious french spirit down
>>5755388
>eternal anglo
German /pol/ pls
>>5755371
No liberty for the enemies of liberty, faggot
>>5755491
French "liberty" is a meme. The only liberty you have is to suck my British balls and attempt to insult me by calling me "rosbif"
>>5755511
Your very existence is a meme, perfidious albion
>>5755522
You owe your continued existence to us, surrenderfags
>>5755486
Everything good in Western Europe came from France. Britain just tried to ruin it all
>>5755539
>French people
>Good
No you ruined it, we tried to fix it.
>>5755531
Delusions of grandeur or just damage control ?
>>5755543
Name a good philosopher from Britain
>>5755551
Bertrand Russell
>>5755555
Literally the only one. France has dozens
>>5755555
>Bertrand Russell
>Bertrand
Nice digits btw
>>5755563
>name a good philosopher
>named one
>HERP DERP YOU GOT LUCKY BY NAMING A GOOD ONE LOOK AT ALL THE ONES I NAMED
ggnore France, I can see you studied philosophical forms of discussion. Go back to getting fucked by us.
>>5755578
Britian ruined Napoleon's campaigns and constantly sought to undo the French Revolution. This is unforgivable
>>5755584
>ruining the campaigns of your enemy
Well colour me surprised that happens. Also you forgot that we ruined the plans of Louis XV for a unified European monarchy.
>>5755600
>all of Europe could be a glorious France under her natural borders
>a nation of shopkeepers ended it
>>5755600
You ruined the whole world and you speak of it like it's a positive thing
>>5755612
english"men" are literally the Jews of Europe
>>5755618
And France is the willing goyim
>>5755622
>the
>goyim
You can't even use your own language properly
>>5755626
No I don't know how to use Hebrew. You obviously do, who is the Jew now :^)
>yfw french people are so technologically inadequate they dont know how to hide tripfags
>>5755622
>France tries to overthrow the shakles of monarchy
>the Jews of Britain don't want a truly powerful France and use their evil tricks to try to bring an end to the reign of virtue
>Napoleon fights valiantly to isolate the Brits but they still use their dastardly tricks to ferment dissent
>>5755632
>creates Israel
>accuses other people of feeding the eternal jew
>>5755647
Your own resources ?
Is this a fucking joke ?
Have you even read a single book about WW2, and especially about how the British government treated De Gaulle and the Resistance ?
>>5755647
>surrenders once
>HAHAHA SURRENDERFAGS
>>5755666
Pic related is literally the average anglo
>>5755666
>"hurr I'll speak about things I don't know in order to appear intelligent"
>miserably fails
>"durr ur a surrendering homo lol"
>>5755651
>
Have you even read a single book about WW2, and especially about how the British government treated De Gaulle and the Resistance ?
please teach me anon
Anyone here from /champagneardennes/ ?
>tfw when I feel I'm the only gay guy in my school
>with 2500 students
>words words words
est ce fil pour des anglos en France ou quoi?
>>5756166
Noraj de notre bilinguisme
En vrai, c'était en anglais donc j'ai posté en anglais par réflexe
>>5756182
shit excuse. postez au moins en franglais, s'il vous please.
>>5756240
Non-sens. La glorieuse langue française ne doit pas être souillée par l'impure dialecte de la perfide Albion.
>Nonsense, glorious French language shall not be spoiled by perfidious Albion's impure dialect
>>5756271
>français suivi par anglais
c'est comme je suis vraiment en train de magasiner au Québec.
>>5756271
>La glorieuse langue française ne doit pas être souillée par l'impure dialecte
>l'impure dialecte
Bien joué, tête de pine.
Allez on retourne sur /pol/ les enfants.
