Will you be watching the Superbowl today? Who do you want to win?
Claim your football husbando. Tommy is mine, hands off.
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>>5683474
worst gen tbqh
Late 90s early 00s Favre ţbh. Imagine the look on my face as a little balkan queer coming to Wisconsin and all the other boys are worshiping this man. Turns out I did too but for different reasons.
Too bad the we're stuck with a closet case now
>>5683476
but anon think of all the hunks
>>5683474
I want the the Miami sharks to beat the Boston red boats for the really magnificent bowl
>>5683487
>ţbh
sneaky sneaky. brb stealing this and claiming it as my own
Im curious, do any of you guys go commando?
If so, when did you start? Why? Did you like it?
>tfw he wants to top but i have IBS
>TFW I'll sleep through the Super Bowl because I work overnight.
I don't even really like football, but this sucks, and not in a good way.
>>5683474
No because i am stupid. Cute shy guy I know ( and like ) asks if I like to watch football because he is looking for someone to watch it with. I tell him no I am not into football. Just met him recently so dont have his number to call and change my mind, I think I just really messed up my chance with him. Did not realize what was possibly being implied til after he left.
I kind of wanna be with friends celebrating something.
But I don't give a fuck about the superbowl.
Also, I'm on some kind of a down right now. Have music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbwk228vtkg
>tfw you look like you constantly judge others so cute guys think you hate sports
>tfw you just want to watch sports with people
>>5683497
cont^ will see him again tomorrow and offer him my number, will see if he takes it
>>5683494
offer him your throat desu
>Claim your football husbando.
panthers have a lot of good looking guys. even cam newton's not bad.
luke kuechly is a qt
>>5683488
>that face in the op
no
>Tfw in a relationship with a girl
>Tfw relationships with girls are financially draining
>Tfw I'm literally whoring myself out to a neighbour to make enough money
>Grindr
>21
>"Daddy"
He's cute, but c'mon
As long as i keep eating popsicles, my jaw doesn't explode with pain
>>5683373
Sorry, I went ahead and invited him over and had to do a quick clean up since he's coming over in a few hours.
First time I called the cops on my boyfriend, he got drunk and pulled a knife on me to try and scare me.
>broke up with him temporarily before he made a bunch of bullshit promises I fell for and begged me to come back
Then a few months later I noticed the same behaviors popping up and broke up with him. He went apeshit and showed up at my apartment screaming and generally causing a scene. He topped it off by trying to punch me and when that didn't work, he threw a rock through my windshield. That was the second time I called the cops.
So yeah. Now that I think of it, I feel as if I can handle any amount of weirdness after that last guy.
>>5683520
In short
Relationships with bi's are financially draining
>>5683533
relationships with bis are financially, emotionally, and physically draining tbqh
>>5683521
give me cummies daddy
>>5683550
I was gonna say but went against it
You right tho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vedMpHz62g
>>5683487
What's the basis for that Rodgers rumor anyway?
He "really, really likes women" ;)
>>5683571
he's pretty hot
>>5683575
no they didnt
>>5683568
He had a roommate who heavily implied it. Also a fair amount of evidence. If you ask /sp/ after the super bowl, they should be able to show you
why aren't you big & beefy yet?
>>5683602
because I want to be able to actually place my arms by my side instead of always having to look as if I carry watermelons everrywhere
>>5683602
but I am
>>5683609
lets see them tiddies
>>5683602
gyms intimidate me. there's so many qts there!
>>5683572
Truth man
>>5683474
I don't much like sports, so I'll not be watching the megabasin
>>5683612
Will you be my boyfriend then?
>>5683620
you can lift to improve physically
but it won't improve your personality
check
m8
>>5683599
Wow, I didn't know there was even a board for sports lol
>>5683622
I'm not a bad boyfriend just because I'm shy
I think
>>5683614
>date bi
>he tells me bis dont cheat
>slowly over time he keeps joking about a threesome with a girl
>never get into the idea
>eventually dumps me and then fucks a girl same night
Well at least he was right, bis don't cheat lmao
>>5683620
i will if you post your tiddies
The gay cuckold thread on /hm/ got me hard
I feel ashamed
http://www.xvideos.com/video2548197/
How many white dudes in this thread have ever done anything with a black guy?
I didn't realise how common it was
>>5683632
>nb4 some biscum floats in and insists you're jealous
>>5683632
You shut your whore mouth.
I love my ex to the point of heartbreak. If he ever came back into my life, I'd marry him. No other woman has come close to holding my heart and bonding the way him and I did.
So fuck you.
>>5683602
At first I was wondering why those dudes looked like they were nearly failing to not laugh, then I saw the 4*12.5 weights. They probably aren't gay, just posing for a pic or something, also, that's no way to spot.
>>5683653
>posting the bait version
http://www.xvideos.com/video14851897/
>>5683672
>probably not gay
>>5683666
C U C K S A T A N
>>5683672
>probably aren't gay
im dying
>>5683678
>wow congrats, sounds like a tuesday
It's sad what loose sluts we gays are
It feels like everyone shares their boyfriend with everyone
>>5683653
I was going to a few times, but it turns out that the requirement for a bbc is 5"
>do not want
If I'm going to fuck you you gotta have a cock almost as big as mine, I'm not really into feminine penises.
>>5683694
>go to a cuckold thread
>wow its so surprising everyone here is a cuckold, this must be a trait shared by all gay people
>>5683686
instagram/sauce?
>>5683653
Nothing more than some really aggressive dancing. Can't go to a club without being covered in black dick.
>>5683694
I don't, but I enjoy seeing the bf jealous/regain his possessive trait so I flirt with other guys. I'd never actually fuck someone though, and hopefully it never gets to a point where he wants me to either.
Pretty sure that anon was just exaggerating for comedic effect though.
>>5683715
Do you really think monogamous gay couples exist?
>>5683715
I also found out that all straights are cucks after visiting /b/ once.
>>5683727
yeah matt dallas is in one apparently tbqh
>>5683727
Not the Anon you are responding to, but I have fantasies.
>tfw you threaten your bf with death every time you're drunk
>tfw you do it just for fun but always feel like a piece of shit the day after
>tfw you can't quit drinking anyway
>>5683720
>aggressively dance with a black man at a gay club
>get med-resistant HIV
you just can't win
>>5683744
Anon, you don't feel "like" a piece of shit, you ARE a piece of shit
>>5683744
how come an autist like you even has a bf?
>>5683744
>guys like these have boyfriends
>I don't
is 5'9 an acceptable height for a bottom
>>5683699
>feminine penises
>>5683767
im 5'10 and i think so
>>5683765
says a lot about you to be honest
this whole dyed blond hair /dark facial hair/look like a meth head trend really needs to end ASAP
>>5683785
Can't say i've noticed that, desu
>>5683767
Barely. Real bottoms are 5'7" or shorter desu
(Tops are 6'1" or taller)
What's your best and worst gay club story?
>>5683794
then what the fuck am I senpai
>>5683792
really?
>>5683796
I have never been to an HIV infested shithole before
>>5683798
a switch
>>5683794
>tfw am genetically deficient in every possible way
Man, this place never fails to make me feel like shit.
>>5683798
U S E L E S S
join the club
5'11 here
>>5683804
The super bowl is on today?
How is your days going gaygen?
>>5683771
What can I say, I enjoy pissing off tops. I'm really not into feminine penises though. I prefer masculine penises.
>>5683811
perfect height imo
>>5683804
Whoah, funky.
Yeah, I haven't noticed that at all.
I dunno how long it'd take me to get sick of that but i feel like I could get into that pretty easily, yeah, I like it.
>>5683796
Best:
>tell rando I'm there alone because I got stood up so he feels bad for me
>falls for it, buys me loads of drinks
>we dance, make out
>after last call go to the 24/7 diner across the street, he buys me an omelette
>suck his dick in his car
>never see him again
Worst: I've repressed those memories, sorry
>>5683814
m8 the trend just needs to die already who thought this was ever a good idea
>>5683811
who is this fluid druid
>>5683826
Oh, I like this one less..
Needs a solid beard.
>>5683810
I love you though
>>5683796
Best: That time a friend changed her birthday plans from having it at a gay club to going to a pub
Worst: None
>>5683824
>I've repressed those memories
Until now anon, until now.
Share with the class
>>5683820
everyone says that shit
but no one seems to actually like it, they all wind up just going for the midgets
>tfw envious of manlets
just end this misery
>>5683829
>being this much of a delusional control freak
let me guess: no bf?
i wonder why...
>>5683474
The super bowl and those who watch it are the worst parts of american culture distiller into one beer guzzling, redneck frat-party shit
>>5683829
Well, of course I would call a tranny penis a boyish penis. But a top with a "massive" 5 inch long penis the width of my thumb has a feminine penis.
>>5683835
the weird thing is, even in times it looks 'good', guaranteed any other color would be better than blonde
>>5683487
Where u from bb?
anal sex is fucking gross
if I had anal sex on my bed I would have to burn my mattress and sheets
>>5683857
I like fucking the thick thighs of ripped guys
>>5683857
You look lost.
>>5683855
I mean, i feel like it's a really shocking look, i understand that it'd saturate really quick, yeah, after seeing three different people with it it's already growing old on me.
>>5683863
Why is that
>>5683796
>Best
That time my girl friends dragged me to a gay club and it was closed when we finally got there
>Worst
That time my girl friends got me high on something before dressing me up like a girl and taking me to a gay club where I ended up sucking a black guys cock in an alleyway. I even recorded it on my phone for some reason
>>5683865
When was the last time you had a bf?
>>5683857
Good lordy, Princess.
>>5683871
>my girlfriends
Disgust.
Does Anon think that if I joined a gym I might be able to meet a shy qt sub top? Also, where do intellectual gay men that are not sluts hang out, besides college classes?
>>5683874
>senpai
>bf
LOOOOOOOOOL
>>5683879
>Also, where do intellectual gay men that are not sluts hang out, besides college classes?
Personally speaking, at home, at a coffee shop for 5 minutes, on public transit, and in libraries returning books. t b q h
>>5683870
I bet you fuck in the missionary position with the lights off. What is your opinion of hats?
>>5683879
Um, well i can tell you where I hang out. im a shy swot, but im only verse. i hope thats okay.
i spend my time:
>in classes
>at open lectures (google, see if anywhere near you does them)
>librarie
>at home
>at the gym
>>5683796
Best: gay club hosts Halloween dance, dance all night with a cute little cub dressed as Finn.
Worst: molested by a fifty year old man.
Do gays dudes now wear this baseball cap backwards as a sign? I'm wondering a trend is developing.
>>5683894
Finn the human, Finn from Star Wars, a third example...?
>>5683901
no
what the fuck is up with all these fags thinking everything a sign
>>5683513
why would you do this to me?
>>5683894
you asked for it didn't you, you slut
>>5683879
Vers.
But I like to spend a lot of time a shut in when I am not in class or at the gym trying to get single digit body fat and a deadlift about 405lbs.
I don't like meeting people or being approached, unless their really blunt about it. I hate subtly and misdirection because my loneliness betrays my desperation for fun romance.
>>5683893
I don't know what a swot is. I suppose I'll just join a gym and maybe check out an open lecture.
>>5683878
>Fatposting
>>5683894
>with a cute little cub dressed as Finn.
Mad jelly desu
>>5683928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI9nuN3dqTo&index=17&list=PL5019E2991989B0DE
I really wish the video was longer, I just want to keep watching her move
>>5683901
The only thing that makes you gay is having sex with men. Fashion wear is not any factor.
>>5683925
a swot is someone who studies a lot
>>5683901
It's not a deliberate sign, it's just that it gets in the way of sucking dick if you don't put it backwards
>>5683928
You're just jealous.
>>5683925
A swot is a swole thot
thot means "that ho over there"
So a swot is a muscular slut
He's lying to you desu
>>5683928
I feel ya.
A day not spent drinking is a day wasted.
>>5683948
why cant i be both?
>>5683928
>>5683955
because to be a thot you literally need to be a fulltime ho leaving zero room for studies.
>>5683952
I'm not a cub though so it's not as cute
Also my ex-bf went as Finn for halloween so it'd feel weird
>>5683955
Bc he's looking for
> intellectual gay men that are not sluts hang out,
Silly
>>5683960
He's so perfect desu
>>5683973
its not slutty if youre only a slut for one person, silly
But i dont supposed you would know about that, eh?
>>5683977
chicken legs
>>5683973
Could still be pretty cute. And don't let your ex stop you from doing anything, I thought you were an alpha male manly man. Maybe you're just a pussyboy.
>>5683980
Anon pls
>>5683973
>tfw intellectual muscular gay man who is a slut
>tfw too shy to ever act on slutty desires
is thaf ok?
>>5683980
Anon pls
Don't give me this rationalizing nonsense you filthy slut
>>5683996
I know that feel. I'm an extremely logical thinker, and I come off as straight to everyone I meet. However, I look like a little girly boy and I really like to take dick I'm just to shy to appear that way on the outside
>>5683999
i bet you wouldnt be so antislut if it werent for that fact you havent gotten any since '09
jealousy breeds contempt :3
>>5683996
Sounds perfect Anon, when can we meet?
>>5683980
that's some shitty rationalizing tbqh
>im only a slut for one person
>but we break up eventually
so you're a slut
own up to it bitch
Don't bully me for being an inexperienced bitch but
I'm getting fucked tomorrow. I've eaten barely anything today apart from digestive biscuits, maltesers, and a single crumpet. Right now I'm having creamy tomato soup. Tomorrow morning I might have weetabix with full fat milk.
I meant to give myself an enema with a showerhose, right? Will my diet this last day make that easy?
Every other time I've given myself an enema it's coincidentally been after I've eaten badly, so it's always been... not fun
Any tips in general? I'm not used to this bottom life yet and I'm almost embarrassed, but hey, anonymity
>>5684008
>09
You're a bit off
>>5684023
Babe, the enema is really enough.
You don't have to do all of that.
>>5684026
Why not? is shyness that much of a dealbreaker?
>>5684023
inexperienced bitch
why don't you fuck yourself
>>5684026
I graduated high school 2 years early, and I took a real (not online) IQ test and scored a 129, so fuck you, I'm logical thinker and a problem solver. I just haven't done anything with my life except for be a drug addict.
>>5684023
I would think that solid poops are probably easier to clean out of yourself than liquid poops, which is probs what you're giving yourself with that diet
>>5684043
>bragging about iq
LOL
>>5684037
The shyness coupled with the whole "im a slut but i never actually fuck around" behavior is extremely off putting tbqh
The shyness itself can be actually very endearing. By itself.
>>5684051
okay. How to cure slutty thoughts/ideas?
OVERWATCH IS COMING BACK SOON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
get to play as my husbando soon
>>5684058
Be a bareback cumdump for one man only
>>5684058
>wanting to get rid of the sluttiness
>not the shyness
Anon, what are you doing
>>5684023
Oh feelgood.
>>5684050
It seems like you would've made fun of me for bragging about graduating high school early. High school is really meaningless.
>>5684022
Low T faggot confirmed, crossing you off the masc top list right now.
>tfw bored
Superbowl takes everything good off of tv
>>5684072
Thats not it at all. IQ is an imperfect test for measuring pattern recognition skills which is only valid on large populations, similar to BMI. Bragging about it shows a fundamental misunderstanding of its purpose, and also shows you to be an insecure jerkoff.
Although by the way I highly doubt you graduated highschool early - I am friends with one of the most intelligent guys in Britain (he is on the British International Mathmatics Olympiad team) and even he didnt graduate early, although he has had an unconditional offer from Cambridge since the age of 15.
Anyway if you really want I can dig around for my MENSA-tested results to demonstrate i am not just posting out of petty jealousy- I got 131, 1 off the 132 entry requirement, IIRC.
>tfw the only people who call themselves intellectual or logical are complete fucking retards
>tfw the only people who call themselves sluts are the worst people to have sex with
J U S T
>>5684079
Sure, Jan.
I just took a MASSIVE shit and I feel really good now, like I'm completely empty of waste.
It was so big I had to flush three times. Shit, flush, shit more, flush, shit even more, wipe, flush.
>>5684123
>tfw am wasting my youth
>tfw might never experience the feeling of mucking about with another teenager
eep
>>5684137
both dudes in the picture are like 20+ so where did those feels come from
>>5684104
Oh, okay. Well, the reason I'm a logical thinker is because I'm a pattern recognizer.
>>5684123
Cuuute. <3
>>5684137
>tfw turned 20 last month
>didn't get enough action in my teenage years with my teenage friends
>>5684037
Just don't talk about how you're a slut if you are shy. Let it be a surprise. If you do talk about being a slut then you are not shy, just a slut. Keep the spaghetti in your pocket.
>>5684137
iktf
>>5684153
This tbqh
>>5684148
I bet you work at McDonald's.
>>5684118
I'm a dumb non-slut
>>5684123
Hush your filthy twinkhole
>>5684153
oh i mean god knows i would never talk about it in real life
its just that its different on 4chan
>>5683856
Wisconsin
>>5684172
why do fem twinks such as yourself always try to bully other twinks
uh oh
>>5684179
Oh boy.
>>5684189
>masc daddy
those were deported and banned from canada decades ago
>>5683666
Satan trips confirm bisexuals are the devil.
OKAY
So how to go about losing my stupid V-card?
How do I stay safe and find someone not too hideous?
>>5684193
Youfs will riot tho, guv .
>>5684207
Craigslist
>>5684195
Um no bitch Canada is masc daddy breeding ground
>>5684207
With a shot glass and some corn oil
>>5683757
djpjm1, warning nsfw
>>5683804
Jesus fuck
>>5684217
Riley is best Degrassi queer. He'll grow to become a fine daddy
>>5684207
Come over, bby
>>5684229
>ever watching degrassi
gross
disgusting
vile
repulsive
and more
>tfw when i'm stereotypical short blond bottom
>tfw when i'm also hairy as fuck
save me please
>>5684123
>"but no one told Jeff that Mike had a talking penis that liked to say jokes."
>>5684235
>It's not the same
Now is not the time to be a picky bitch, especially for someone as ugly and desperate as you desu
Why do asians get discriminated against? Theyre way hotter than white people in my experiences
>>5684225
forgot pic
this is what a bottom should look like boys
>>5684179
>>5684246
>I like to talk about what I physically look like on a learn-to-hack for dummies website called 4chan.
the real reason no one wants to fuck you is because of your
p e r s o n a l i t y
>>5684267
1) its not 2015
2) that tweet is a fake
3) kys
>>5684261
asians are all sub bottoms
and they aren't even good at being bottoms, they just whine the entire time as if they're being raped
asian tops dont exist
therefore, by default, white people win tbqh
also
>liking the most overrated asian
gay
>>5684268
who said anything about fuck
it's just a chore
>>5684272
Shhhh let me have my fun.
>>5684264
you say that but i have to say that i dont think its true
everyone i talk to just wants a sissy twink ;~;
how can I stop being paranoid about HIV?
I have decided that I will not engage in any sexual activity with a guy before we hang out/go out on dates quite a few times, and I will not have anal sex with him before I get to know him REALLY REALLY REALLY well, but that's not realistic and no fag will ever want me
>>5684246
shave then hmu
>>5683602
Shit takes a long time heck off reeeeeeeeee
>>5684264
Pretty much this.
>>5684264
Yass queen
but less filtered
>>5684288
how do people shave everything? if you just shave around the hole it looks fucking retarded
hey guys, long time lurker here.
I really like the pictures of the buffed people you guys post, keep up the good work.
However, is it only me or I'm the only one that can't find a good looking or either mentally stable person on hook up apps?
They are all ugly as fuck in my area.
https://flipagram.com/f/k0Revytpqn
cute proposal desu
>tfw might be turning straight
sorry famfam, there just isn't enough top quality sluts tbqh
>>5684282
>wanting a sissy femboy bottom instead of a masc beefy powerbottom boytoy
>>5684291
>>5684294
>>5684314
I can't help my waify nature, anon
>>5684313
yasss spill that tea
slay em with ur straightness
>>5684314
That image name has never been so accurate.
>>5684314
That haircut means sub desu
>>5684314
>mfw a couple like this wants me to fuck both of them
>>5684344
that sounds awful
take your preppppp
>>5684287
Yes. How can you stop being paranoid about getting hiv?
>>5684344
Why aren't you there right now desu
>>5684288
you're still definitely not a top
>>5684334
yaaaaaas mawwwma
i just gotta feel my straight oats thank you laaaaaaaawd
>>5684246
But hair is hot.
Even when I want to top I don't like perfectly shaved guys
>>5684350
hahahh.. good question
thanks for the (you)
>>5683841
That hair
That face
Those tits
That navel
God
So is everyone here a constant liar or what
