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Head pats edition

If you ever meet another transgirl make sure to give her a head pat!

▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww8t2Oe
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg

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>>5655754
first for no precum anyone to suck
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>>5655754

You can't just head pat all your problems away, anon, it's not healthy.
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>>5655754
first for wanting to give Dollface cummies
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>Head pats edition
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>>5655758
Heresy.
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*LADIES THAT READ THIS PAY ATTENTION, *
we have to put in work in 2015 to keep these men satisfied, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR HAIR DONEHAVE TO HAVE YOUR NAILS RIGHTYOU BETTER WEAR THOSE HEELS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE PAINFULYOU HAVE TO WEAR THOSE SEXY TIGHT CLOTHES THAT DRIVE HIM WILDHAVE TO WEAR GOOD QUALITY MAKEUP, at the end of the day we wanna see that look on a guy's face that says "I WANT THAT TO BE MINE"We want these men to walk around with chin up showing everyone that they have the BADDEST CHICK in town.... All this takes TIME, MONEY, EFFORT, & PAIN that we have to do ourselvesWITH THAT SAID don't give a dude the time of day that isn't gonna put in effort too, if he says dinner is too serious HES A BOY WITH COMMITMENT ISSUES...He think he getting it easy with drinks cause if your not what he likes he didn't waste too much of his time or Money ... Yet you wasted all kinds of money on your hair, nails, & makeup which is more then drinks or dinner... & most of the time we are not into the guy... We can go to a bar by ourselves & men will line up to buy us drinks we don't need to meet up with some1 to do that for us. You will know a mans into you when he will do what ever it takes to spend time with you, he will put in effort tooYour only what you put up with, don't complain when your man doesn't put forth anything in a relationship, because you welcomed it in the beginning when you didn't require anything from him... LET IT GO MOVE ON... Because there are PLENTY OF MEN IN THE WORLD WHO WILL CHERISH A REAL WOMEN

BEING TRANS (the best of both worlds) I know what you ladies crave & desire from all the girl talk & sista to sista convos we have ... But also being that I was born male I understand the needs and mind set of a man & know how to find out exactly what every man needs & give it to them effortlessly ...
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we must fight this establishment called mtfg and brick every trip and gas every anon i don't like!
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>>5655754
Best edition

>>5655752
*Fades away into dust*
But yeah it really seems like only a few people only get remembered here in good ways. Still a few cool people trickling in or back though and all.

>>5655753
Okayy! I understand, I'm totally the same way >< As for my night, I've just been spending a few hours helping a friend out and kinda mentally exhausted now, I need to do more days of pretty just for the sake of it, feels like I only put it all on when I'm going out anymore so I never get to try anything new as well. Boring as well though for short answer~ XD
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>When someone tries to interact with me irl
I wish I was a pale goddess like Paige though.
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>>5655764
Achievement unlocked:
Junior therapist.
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>>5655763
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>>5655765
fuck off jocelyn
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>>5655764
Where am I? Is this Susan's?
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>>5655765
i admire your uniqueness

>>5655770
this image never sits well with me
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>>5655741
>Fuck that sounds awful, I hope you're doing better now anon
not really, i gave up on the idea of transitioning, I dont make money anymore, my parents hate me, I lose my friends when I came out, and Im not even transitioning.
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>>5655764
>another kayla's fanfic
oy will this ever stop
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>>5655769
>webm
When did ricky pick up wrestling?
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has anyone mastered the art of chugging beer without smearing your lipstick? if so can you help a gal out haha thanks!
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>>5655777
> coming out before you start transitioning

and they call me crazy...
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>>5655776
Is it because of the cinemagraph nature? Or is it because it reminds you of your life somehow?
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>>5655783
>beer
thats not trutrans >>>/hongen/
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>>5655783
forgot trip
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>>5655777
>>5655784

Yeah, you're supposed to just show up for christmas at your parents house already fully transitioned into a girl. That way for a split second they're given the gift of believing you finally got a gf before they recognize it's actually just you in girl clothes with tits and makeup.
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>>5655776
come join me sis, we will make mtfg great again!
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>>5655791
That's how it goes in anime.
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>tfw need to choose a girl hairstyle
>tfw paranoid of getting a bad haircut
fuck fuck fuck
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>>5655793
>make mtfg great again.
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>>5655773
it's called honcelyn you shit for brains faget
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>>5655787
it's creepy.

i'd never use that as a reaction ever. like wtf. no
>>5655791
......a-are you not?
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>>5655794

If there's a difference between anime and real life, I don't want to know about it.
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How am I supposed to get horny any more? Like even though I want to do lewd stuff I just can't be bothered to do it. Help.
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>>5655769
>>5655774
>>5655780
Finally the good posts come out tbqh
>>5655777
Why did you stop transitioning? I'm sorry if I'm asking so much, you don't have to answer if you don't want to, really. I'm afraid what you said might be my future too :( nice trips at least
>>5655791
if only
i would, too
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Well, girls, with a little bit of luck it looks like I'll be starting HRT this week.
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>>5655811
grats!

>>5655808
i mean if you're talking about just masturbation you kind of have to get yourself in the mood
otherwise i dont know how to help you s:
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>>5655811
one of us one of us one of us...
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>>5655802
That's the neat things about cinemagraphs, they feature places or events in which you expect to see a lot of backround activity, but instead the subject is ridiculously overemphasized by literally making everything else a backround.

I can make anything a reaction.
Even Donald Trump
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>>5655810
>Why did you stop transitioning? I'm sorry if I'm asking so much, you don't have to answer if you don't want to, really. I'm afraid what you said might be my future too :( nice trips at least
I doubt its your future. Im from south america.
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>getting kick from dolls's room
I just wanted to cum at the same time!
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>>5655808
it's simple: just :^)
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>>5655824
>watching dollface on cam
Being a chaser is one thing but good god man or transbian at least get some taste. Dollface looks and sounds like a gay man in drag. Have you ever seen her without lots of makeup on? Probably not cuz she looks like a dirty Mexican rat on heroin.
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>>5655808
you need a good imagination.

it's a slower build up, but wayyyy better climaxes from what i've heard
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>>5655765
Get fucked, cancerous newfag.
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post cute chasers
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>>5655840
It's just jocelyn/evie/honcelyn back to shit up the general
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>>5655841
They will make a very cute girl, can't wait for her to transition.
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>>5655841
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>>5655798
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>>5655841
>neckbeard
Why are chasers always pathetic losers?
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>>5655841
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>>5655855
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>>5655841
>cute chasers
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>>5655855
edgar looks like a russian alcoholic sadist
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>>5655855
what am i looking at?
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>>5655862
Someone who used to post here.
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>>5655860
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>tfw your head remains unpatted
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>>5655858
who is this semen demon?
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>>5655853
>Montana kun has come to say hi!
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http://homeclipartanimaldeer.com/2015/12/21/election-016-040-the-presidential-apprentice/#more-1141
yaoi fanfic of the year, i rate it 9/11

trump - seme
cruz - uke

>>5655847
das rite

>>5655855
me on the left
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>>5655841
tahm was cute to bad he detransitioned
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>>5655870
are you knew?
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>tfw everything is dead and you only have one working usb port on your laptop
>>5655855
>>5655856
>>5655868
ABSOLUTLEY FEMININE
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>>5655860
you are just jealous cuz he's more feminine than you, hon :^)
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>>5655872
>TrumpxCruz yaoi fic.
>MFW
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>>5655874
it's kayla right?
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>>5655873
Yeah now he looks like a guido chaser.
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>>5655875
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I wonder if I can secure headpats before next week. That would really help my mood. Do you think it still works if you request or command them?
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>>5655879
WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO BE A BOY?!?
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>>5655871
Evening Aria, how are you?~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g36ve9hpGY&list=WL&index=21
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>>5655876
Seriously he's like the type of guy who tries to make out with his girlfriend's kids when she's in the other room
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>>5655873
> He's a female to male
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>>5655878
>it's kayla right?
>confusing this semen demon with kayla
no anon just no
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i did one
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>>5655883
Idk senpai he probably smells like onions 247 now. Look at that sweaty chub
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>>5655889
Just tell me already you African slave honky!!
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>>5655841
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>>5655841
why wont anyone let me rape them abloobloobloo
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>>5655895
>abloobloobloo

lol'd audibly
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>>5655893
have this it's the last one I have
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post-jenner transtrenders pls go
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>>5655903
>boy butt
>lady bug spanks
Dropped
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>>5655908
>>5655903

> lady bug spanks
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>>5655841
>>5655894
Who?
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>>5655886
no, he's literally the type of guy who tries to poop, puke, piss and rape girlfriend's kids when she's in the other room

>>5655890
11/9
i still hate that god darn cat
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>>5655907
>tfw jenner was all anyone asked you about for a while
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>>5655907
But you want to hang onto the pre-Jenner transtrenders?

What makes someone a transtrender, anyhow?
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ted cruz is so hot i would totally fuck him right in the cabronpussy
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>>5655917
>>5655890
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>pass super well
>look better then most of the girls at work
>manger outs me to them
>girls make make catty remarks saying "oh well she wouldn't know anything about periods haha"
>say to them "yeah it must sting knowing this fake girl looks better then all of you AND doesn't have to deal with the bs that is periods : )"
>"sucks to be you girls haha" then walk away smiling
That must've hurt because they never said another bad thing to me.
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>>5655923
ehhh

>>5655924
also still posting thumbnails for extra triggeriness
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>>5655907

>tfw had my penis removed because I wanted to fit in with a temporary, beanie babies -esque trend
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>>5655927
>stories that never happened
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>>5655927
l m a o

you go anon-kun. that's amazing desu lol

now post pics
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>>5655927
stories that never happened vol 2
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>>5655933
It's true anon, who would want a period? Not many women.
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>>5655754
can i get another link to the discord? the one there expired.
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>>5655932
>>5655907

> tfw i got my penis removed so i could fit better into my favorite jeans :^)
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>>5655920
Die cis scum types. Kids who think it's cool and trendy to be different. The types who normally would go through that little "I'm special somehow" phase alone suddenly have the internet to back up their fantasies and who actively encourages it.

Example: Back when I was in 7th grade (Or maybe 9th grade, who knows) there was this porkopolips kid who was always at the pool between 17 and 19, who knows. And he was autistic as fuck. He thought he could make DBZ energy attacks. I kind of flew wingman with him because it was briefly amusing to talk to him but got his ass out of trouble when he did a kamehameha in the pool and splashed a bunch of black kids who were playing. They got their big bros who tried beating him up and it was only me explaining that the kid wasn't right in the head (I said he had the mind of a 5 year old) that kept him from being beaten.

Now imagine that kind of special snowflake being given unlimited access to the internet. They see being trans is cool, and you get people like chris chan.
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>>5655915
some guy from the last thread
StraightWhiteGuy
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>>5655933
>>5655937
Well the jealous hons have spoken. lol
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>>5655956
I am pretty jealous ;_;
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>>5655924
noo

>>5655930
#justbeingHONest

>>5655945
same funpapi
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>>5655941
i used to want periods so i could feel more like a girl

i want less and less as i transition more
i guess in most ways i feel validated or something
or at least what i need for myself
just voice would be cool i guess
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>>5655960
>that jpg
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>>5655927
:::^^^)))
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>>5655948

>They see being trans is cool, and you get people like chris chan.

Don't be jelly of chris-chan's transition progress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxpRkMxTMAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hICl_2RNnBg
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>>5655965
>posting thumbnails
@________@
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>>5655948
>He thought he could make DBZ energy attacks. I kind of flew wingman with him because it was briefly amusing to talk to him but got his ass out of trouble when he did a kamehameha in the pool and splashed a bunch of black kids who were playing.
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>>5655975
> not posting thumbnails
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>>5655968
I shudder to be associated with someone like....
THE mistake of god and the internet.
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>>5655975
1 7 3 8

7

3

8
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>>5655968
Hey God, we're ready for the apocalypse now.

Any day is fine, just make it soon.
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>>5655948
Why is politics a measure of legitimacy?
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>>5655965
you expected a cartoon cat with a mustache doing an okay sign? too bad here's a freak, baka

>>5655968
where did you find me super private vids
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>>5655979
cmon man its 2016

>>5655984
pls ;_;
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>>5655983

We should try to get chris-chan to start doing public appearances as the new spokeswoman for transgender issues.
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>>5655986
Who said anything about politics? I used die cis scum girl as an example of a trenstrender because she was, in fact, a trenstrender who actually detransitioned and admitted that it was "All just a phase"
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/3qcswj/remember_the_die_cis_scum_girl_she_grew_out_of/
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>>5655968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKWtPwnP4I
you missed my newest vlog about me joining the bro army

#pewdiepie4life
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>>5655993
>STILL doesn't know the meme
educate yourself
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>>5655993
>pls ;_;
I don't understand
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What are some mandatory watch transgender YouTube videos?
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>>5655990
>>5655993
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>>5656002

I love how she tries to do that high pitched girl voice with the southern drawl.
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>tfw ugly disgusting freak
>tfw no one
>tfw no hrt
>tfw closet
>tfw not dead

does it get better?
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>>5656005
educate me then anon, as far as i know remy 1738 is a bottle of liquor..
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>>5656012
it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio
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>>5656011
Only if you make it better. It's not going to fall from the sky.
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>>5656012
>>5656012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio

listen closely
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>>5656011

Just be yourself, everything will turn out fine.
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>>5655927
Reeeeow!
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>>5655895
poor shen i cry errytime
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>some guy on okc messages me
>he's 6'10
>cant help but fantasize what it would be like to feel small and petite in his arms

He-ehehe and I always told manlets that height didn't matter
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>>5656009
r u avin an giggle m8
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>>5656011
>not on hrt

LOL it hasn't even begun...
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>>5656007
No one watches them do they?
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>>5656016
>>5656019
now i understand, holy fucking shit im dumb as hell @_@
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>>5656031

>I always told manlets that height didn't matter
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>>5655765
Yeah go fuck yourself.
I don't even know who you are but you seem really bitter.
I'll pray for you hon
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Speaking of Chrissychan, did anyone get invited?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-46iroU1E
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>>5656031
> tfw the boy i like is 6'4
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>>5656031
No manlet buys that shit anyway.
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>>5656022
i really really like this antique meme

>>5656040
kill yourself my man
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>>5656007
https://www.youtube.com/user/tsdollhouse
Dollfags old videos where pretty funny I really did enjoy them
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>>5656010
Makes me wonder how long it will be until Chris chan gets bored of this and moves onto something else again.
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>>5656040
i had another dream but it was fucking terrible. pray for me too please.
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>>5656000
Oh, right her.
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>>5656041
That's the cleanest I've ever seen chris chans room.
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>>5656031
>6'10
uh huh

>>5656041
why is he still looking for a gf when he's got a pussy right there? :^)
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>at work semi-passing, but don't pass to colleagues because i worked there since before transition
>completely unbidden, fat female colleague says 'hey if you want to look more like a girl, maybe try straightening your hair'
>i say 'hey thanks for the tip, if you want to look more like a human, put down the fork'
>she laughs and thinks i'm joking around
>she says i'm lucky i don't get periods
>i do get periods, i'm intersex, they're usually just irregular and horrible
>end up venting to an older milfy colleague
>she says she has polycystic ovaries and knows how i feel having to deal with fighting excess body hair and having irregular periods, she said she had a nine year gap between the last two
>feel better and get on with my shift
>the fat girl is nice but in a patronising way to me and objectifies my body because how can a man's body be like this its not fair stop touching my boobs
>mfw i have more in common with a detransing ftm
>mfw i'm filing a grievance against fatty mc tatties for general harassment and sexual harassment
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>>5656031
>>5656038
>>5656043
The last guy I had sex with was 5'6". I'm 6'2" and he said he liked tall girls because it made him feel more dominant.

He called me his Amazon girl
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>>5656042
I hope this guy doesn't mind the girl tinkler. To have a bf who is 10 inches taller than me is like a dream. I could finally not look like a skyscraper next to whoever I'm dating.
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>>5656059
>>i do get periods
stop readying
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>>5656059
>at work semi-passing, but don't pass to colleagues because i worked there since before transition
The struggle is real.
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AHAHAHAHAH

LMAO THIS GUY IN THE COMP LAB MADE A MIXTAPE. WE'RE ALL HERE LAUGHING AT IT.

LISTENING TO THIS SHIT

AHAHAHA

https://soundcloud.com/901patt/live-from-tsu-feat-big-ju-clen
AHAHAHAHA THERE'S AN 8-MILE ONE

https://soundcloud.com/901patt/8-mile-freestyle-901patt

omg i love black people sometimes
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>>5656059
You're in the right for filing the grievance. Sexual conduct is not tolerable in a work place.
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>>5656069
try slutting it up again then Germy
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>>5656075
LOL

fuck...
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>>5656064
i'm ftmtf faget, suck my 2 inch boiclit.... actually don't its really sensitive
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>>5656075
lool

*brrrrrrraaap*
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>>5656052
same as kayla they will just keep on going and never get bored. that's autism for ya

>>5656061
>he liked tall girls because it made him feel more dominant.
wait wait wait, i want to get into that mindset. doesn't it make a guy feel more dominant when he's with short girls? this is the first time i hear a thing like this
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>>5656081
>ftmtf
soooo you are an actual retard?
wew lad
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>>5656075
Wow he's bad...
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>>5656085
this, i mean it's cute and i wouldn't complain if it happened to me but...
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>>5656086
i think thats the anon that's intersex, took T, and is now transitioning
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>>5656041
im going desu

>>5656085
i dont believe that guy desu.....
i think he wants a tall strong amazon waifu
or a mommy
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>>5656085
I think when a guy is with a small girl it's like a protective mindset (think child). But when he's with a girl that's taller than him, it's like "yeah I conquered that"
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>>5656087
we're all just in the computer lab dying.
we don't even know eachother for the most part.

everyone's just dying laughing.

it's so fucking cringe

he keeps playing songs. it's getting worse and worse.
basically pic related
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>>5656101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM8jrvF5zYs
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http://strawpoll.me/6713779
http://strawpoll.me/6713779
http://strawpoll.me/6713779
http://strawpoll.me/6713779
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>tfw 3 guys to pick from for valentines day
>feel so misleading bcus i dont want to date them
>probs end up staying home alone anyways bcus hate my awkward self
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>>5656101
Tell him I said

Your rhymes are played out
Get fucked and ate out
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>>5656103
Classic
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>>5656077
>implying I'm that nerd
And nobody would want to see me being slutty. They'll just think I'm even more weird and gross.
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>>5656110
i'm just a qt boy who wants to be a pretty girl trying not to get beat up.

i'm already suspect lmao.

are you trying to get me murdered?
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Does anyone else get sick with body aches and fever at least once a month? It was so bad today I thought I might go to the hospital. I've never felt so sick in my life and this literally has happened once a month, every month, since July.

Someone told me it might be HRT since they had a friend with hormone issues that the same thing would happen to. The problem is I started my job at the library the very same day I started HRT so I don't know if it's the constant exposure to children and their gross books (which I've never dealt with before) or if it's both due to HRT weakening my immune or something crazy like that.

I mentioned it to my endo but he just brushed it off as nothing.
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>>5656105
>no option for peeing on her and making her drink it
anon........
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>>5656106
hey cheer up. here's a better version of that gif.
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>>5656047
You're just really edgy bro

>>5656054
Sorry
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>>5656117
okay nerd I believe you
plz I bet you've become more of a slut now
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>>5656105
>Not having an option to kill her, drain her blood, and offer it to the villagers to save them all from dying of thirst.
anon pls ;_;
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>>5656121
>which I've never dealt with before
I've never dealt with kids before, I mean. Not all day every day at least.
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>>5656121
When do these things occur? like what time of the day. i might know what it is.

>>5656110
LOL HIS FRIEND JUST SAID TO HIM "you rap like a nigga who doesn't have a father"

jesus christ, this is too funny
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>>5656075
>https://soundcloud.com/901patt/live-from-tsu-feat-big-ju-clen
dayyuum thats the realest shit ever
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>>5656135
All day. Sometimes it starts at night, sometimes I wake up with it in the morning.

Today it started around 3 p.m. so I went home, around 7 p.m. I was looking up urgent care clinics and realized I didn't feel safe to drive myself there.
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>>5656085
Who the fuck are you?
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>>5656124
>>5656133

LEAVE KAYLA ALONE ;_;
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>>5656137
>https://soundcloud.com/901patt/8-mile-freestyle-901patt

lmao have you heard the 8-mile one? literallly r9k tier cringe. i'm in fucking tears
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>>5656129
it's okay. i really need to shake off this demotivation. can we slap sense into each other? ily bb
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>>5656143
>crocker
he passes quite well now
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>>5656125
oh thanks
just what i needed
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>>5656121
Anyone that knows about the finer details of hormones and immunology doesn't post here anymore. Ask a doctor for a second opinion.
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>>5656140
i get the exact same symptoms if i fuck up my eating schedule. i have to eat a high protein breakfast or i risk feeling achy,sick,cold, and horrible for up to like 2 or 3 days.

i doubt you have that though.
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>>5656105
You're in the desert. You look down, and see Kayla wearing a tortoise shell crawling on the ground. You reach over and flip her on her back. You see her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Why is that?
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>>5656097
if we assume he's some guy with issues then you are probably right but what >>5656098 says sounds more plausible because it gives the guy some sense of accomplishment he can later brag about to his frat bros

>>5656105
>You offer her a bit of drinking water with the intention of charging her money for it later
ahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>5656121
heart disease.
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>>5656157
you keep it real
maybe i am the guy
with the issues
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flirting: the dollface way
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>>5656142
i'm edgar tbqh

>>5656133
yeah this. there was not even an option about give him a good bricking. like what the fuck? who made this suck ass survey?
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Oh god, I wrote an essay in response to a post. Fucking hell, I need to know when to stop typing.
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>>5656144
>literallly r9k tier cringe
r9k is home to a plethora of talented musicians
exhibit A: https://soundcloud.com/gregry-marshl/kissless-virgin-improv-rough
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>>5656121
Maybe try asking your GP or something if your endo just brushes it off. Or go full neat-freak modo and use hand sanitizer religiously, and drinking Emergen-C daily to see if it prevents it from exposure.
>>5656131
Please, the most slutting I do it occasionally hitting on the one qt boy coworker of mine who's really supportive, or being unafraid to adjust my bra when he's around.
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>>5656160
sounds like this desu
buuut if it comes only once a month always, and lasts for few days it cant be anything serious.
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>>5656165
You aren't Edgar you fucking faggot
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>>5656161
#whoaa #deep
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Who wants to go to Somalia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpUMbuh97qM
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How long do you have to be on mones before your junk stops working?
I mean if you don't touch it and let it atrophy.
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>>5656173
get im out of here! gas all anons, trip war now

#rEvolution
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>>5656154
Thanks, yeah that's the plan. Obviously I'm pretty desperate and a bit delusional if I turn to 4chan for medical advice. I can't find anything online so I thought maybe others experienced it and thought it was just them. I don't know.

>>5656155
That's extremely possible. I have terrible eating habits.

>>5656160
...

>>5656170
I've definitely made an effort to keep vitamin C up and I use sanitizer all day since it's everywhere at work. Second opinion is definitely happening.
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>>5656149
he went back to boy mode actually..

>>5656167
i was referring to the cringe. not their autistic music capabilities.

>>5656162
rrrrrekt
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>>5656170
Next time casually mention your shoulders ache, then let him offer to massage your shoulders and back and unhook your bra. See what happens.
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>>5656182
>look mom, I discovered 4chan
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>>5656182
Whats with the sarcastic trump jargon?
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>>5656185
hmm. when your aches and stuff happen how long does it last?

also list all of your symptoms besides achenes
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>>5656121
I asked my gp about similar shit years ago but she wasn't sure what it could be, but explicitly kind of muttered something about not being sure HRT should trigger any sort of cyclical thing.

It's just one more weirdness I guess. Get a second opinion if you can though.
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>>5656195
It's just a guy from pol being edgy
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>>5656200

I thought everyone here was a closeted /pol/ poster.
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>>5656180
about six months but it varies person to person tbqh
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>>5656207
a little bit.

every board has 4chan politics in it to some degree but it's a lesser degree
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>>5656211
Post a pic hon
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>>5656196
Painful aches in my hands, arms, back, legs, feet, neck. Just all over, and a fever. That's it. So it's like the flu without stuffy nose or cough.

>>5656197
Thank you

Yeah nothing really makes sense when it comes to blaming HRT for it but what do I know?
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>>5656189
"you got one of them stirrup chairs around here, doc?" :^)
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>>5656096
its me, i used to trip but trips are for fags and desu i mainly just greentext, troll kayla and help people negotiate the shitty british medical system to get HRT, self med advice etc, i don't ERP so theres no point in using a tripcode
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>>5656200
I actually think he's making fun of /pol/ and trump supporters.
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>>5656217
lmaooo you're literally me then. welcome to the club i suppose?

what does your family history look like? are you thirsty a lot?
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>>5656190
mangina pls, you use this joke every time and it wasn't funny once. the surgeons really done you in this time and now you are missing the entire brain, poor fella i still love you though
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>>5656224
Thanks! Feels... great.

idk my family history looks like high cholesterol I guess. Idk if I'm any more thirsty than anyone else. I do always have some kind of drink with me through out the day though.
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>>5656216
here ya go m8
you better not fap to my pics you perverted monster or i am going to brick you good
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https://www.reddit.com/r/transgendercirclejerk/comments/43n2bc/the_difference_between_mtf_and_ftm_transitions/

reddit stole our memes :(
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>>5656230
Despite you being a complete asshat, that wasn't me.
If you want to be a try hard, I suggest you go to r9k or b. They seem to be more on your speed.
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>>5656234
it could just be fatigue, hrt takes it out of you, after a few days of long shifts i get grateful for a day off as i ache all over like i'm gonna get the flu but it never comes to anything and next day i'm fine. get more sleep, maybe?
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>>5656234
it's called hypoglycemia, it's basicially really bad drops in blood sugar levels.

my mom has pre diabeties and my dad's side also has history. Ever since i was like....16? i've had to deal with it. only a few years ago did i learn how to deal with it.

it sounds like hypoglycemia desu. to be sure. keep in mind of when you are eating so next time it happens you know if it was around the same time you missed a meal or two.
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>>5656249
tgcj is posting it ironically
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Which trip would make the cutest girlfriend?
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>>5656244
XD
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>>5656266
pookie 100%
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>>5656244
>whywonttheydotheireyebrows.jpg
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>>5656274
i do knot see your point.
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>>5656266
Sheen
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>>5656266
jormy for sure
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>>5656274
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>>5656266
not me ;(
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>>5656274
trip on Joirfu
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So /r9k/ told me to go back to /mtfg/ where I belong so here I am. What's the haps?
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>>5656293
i have nothing to do
i am performing small science experiments on myself
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>>5656293
i'll indulge memes because i am extremely bored.

post feet
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>Tfw first endo appointment thursday
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>tfw straight trip crushing on a transgirl
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>>5656266

>remy,jormy

/thread

>>5656293
basically i'm the new best trip
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>>5656309
good job, you're completely wrong on both things.
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>>5656315
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>>5656285
>>5656309
>ywn be jormo's new ugly crossdresser boyfriend
y liv
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>>5656300

Make sure you phone 911 just before you cut into your sack.

>>5656301

I think I have gross toes desu. They're like wrinkly and weird.

>>5656309

Hi Robin Banks, have you inserted any hardboiled eggs into your anus today? Reminds me I should make dinner.
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