>>5645508
gay neonazi edition
>tfw no bf
>>5647914
>>5647914
>tfw no gay friends irl
>tfw no friends irl
>>5647903
>tfw no gay Nazi bf
Feels good actually
>>5647903
>Armpit hair
>Facial hair
D I S G U S T I N G
I
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>>5647903
this is a bad edition
0/10
>>5647927
>not wanting to sniff your bro's hot sweaty pit
>>5647927
not to mention they're not even remotely good-looking
>>5647939
the sad part is most of /gg/ looks worse than they to tbqh
>>5647944
true
I know I do.
>>5647927
Sorry, but your opinions are stupid
Check it out!!!
Cost me 3 weeks of savings ($230) but it was so worth it!
>tfw when I swipe right I'm not getting instant matches
what- whats happening to me? Is this- is this rapid onset gay death? Maybe the servers are just down for everyone but me. Yeah! that must be it! The servers are down.
Phew. That was scary for a moment.
>>5647952
whoa... how nice
¬.¬
>>5647939
They're okay. I'd probably bang the one on the left and the second from right.
>>5647952
Nerd.
Post nerd butt.
>>5647952
Why tho
>>5647952
or 287 canadian dollars.
>>5647968
Feynman was crazy, dude. When he was working on the Manhattan Project he used to break into safes and leave stickynotes with his name on them next to all the top secret atomic files for laughs. And he took 2 years out of his professorship at Caltech to learn how to play the bongos.
Completely bananas!
>>5647977
I'm gonna read and note it because
1) its educational
2) it will allow me to make friends with undergrad physcists
3) i can talk about it when i apply to places
4) by reading it i show respect to a great man (Feynman)
5) i can put it on my bookshelf
>>5647974
ask for someones dick for a change
>>5647933
>tfw my HS friends used to come back after soccer and hockey practice
>tfw two would play CS on the PC
>tfw I'd play Gamecube with the rest on the foor right next to them
>tfw summer and I could smell their sometimes sweaty, sometimes clean crotches right next to me
>>5647993
So inflate your e peen
Fair enough mate
Feynman was crazy but I like Oppenheimer more, quoting Hindu scripture and following with "I guess we all thought that, one way or another"
>>5647971
same tastes you and I
I had a crush on real neonazi in high school
>>5647994
Why would I want to see a dick? Can't put my cock in a dick anon.
Le sigh the bdsm guy is feeling "under the weather" so I won't be getting whipped tonight. =\
>>5648018
lmao
that's what you think honey
>>5647927
>tfw someone who doesn't find it weird that i shave my armpits
I've actually been called a tranny over this.
>>5648024
>I can put on my bookshelf
Whether you like it or not, you're putting it there to look better hence, ego hence e peen
QED
>be me
>self-confident and self-reliant
>no need for a boyfriend
Why aren't you single & happy /gaygen/?
>>5648039
I wouldn't be happy either way desu
My MtF friend is tired of only gay guys hitting on them. What the hell do I tell them?
>>5648039
We all know you're fucking the dog, anon.
>post yfw the "happy" and "self-reliant" anon is a low-key dogfucker
>>5648056
Tell them to come over. <3
>>5648038
1) that would be an IRL peen, not an epeen.
2) My bookshelf is private, nobody else would see it - it merely serves as nice decoration for my room + reminds me of things to aspire to
>>5648042
What? its true. After learning the Intro To Mechanics undergrad course I now have a whole lot more friends who are 3-4 years older than me, and we get to chat about things all the time.
Its p sweet, they set me some fun puzzles and laugh at me when I don't understand them.
>>5648039
Um, I think I would rather have a bf eventually. I can't quite fit one into my schedule atm, but when I finish my freshman year at Uni I think it would be good to try and get one. I think it helps with mental stability. Being alone forever is silly, how would you know if you wanted a bf if you don't try one out first?
>>5648012
I once got my dick sucked by a guy who later turned neonazi
he was pretty awful at it, I wouldn't recommend neonazi blowjobs to anyone
Also I'm pretty sure I know the guy in the middle of OP pic. Also I'm OP, and the neonazi guy who sloppily sucked me off wasn't anyone in the pic, but the twin brother of my current bf.
>>5648060
Give it up for this pervert who salivates at every dog he sees. You're part of the reason handsome guys like me don't come here often.
>>5648083
Someone has to keep the normie scum out. Just doing my job - kiddo.
Also,
>handsome
>>5648072
Just get pissy damn it
No I get you but I meant for when the qts come over and you flaunt your big brains at them
>>5648039
I don't mind being single. Being in a relationship is a chore sometimes. But I really miss regular sex. And waking up next to someone you care about is great too. I
>>5648096
>hey babe, wanna calculate the integral of me under you?
>hey babe, why dont you take k as equal to 53776931147228683241784275940496348985249076547709277532099613551200069193651426838998003731897868208740725100058785694012201720988452526714698493356701668667091571456736295365065433039024931080646161749697724842732755699830112474653347492556433467663040408649618307036281980387134203620935941496306949056165510886644417771033945997218027922056719585933884853942439747895208190404921197935416754181549363641914832001021151470218923695691450058045815085592595616512771050823226158771717031579642725352258340548247552 and see what happens?
>on a date with a cute guy
>he starts swearing casually
>>5648123
You actually mind that? I have the mouth of a sailor
>>5648123
>go on date with cute guy
>he cringes when I swear casually
please grow up
>>5648123
Point at him and stick your finger in his mouth than tell him to hush his mouth like a good boy.
>>5648121
Pretty smooth
I'd smash
>>5648138
>pottymouth telling someone to grow up
How cute, not really though
>>5648123
>Being this picky.
Is this why gay guys always die alone?
Every time I come here you guys are having some kind of fap party over us NatSoc guys.what the fuck is the obsession? Do you LIKE being hated? Pic fucking related.
>>5648154
?
I literally swear a lot because that's just the way I talk.
>>5648164
>tfw no nationalist "straight" bf in denial who beats you to a bloody pulp then breaks down and cries so you can hold him and comfort him
>>5648153
Enjoying polite company isn't being too picky.
Swearing constantly, constantly checking their phone and being rude to waiters are massive red flags.
>>5648154
Part of being an adult, is using whatever fucking language you want.
You literally take dicks up the ass, how can you be butt hurt about foul language?
>>5648164
It's a fetish.
I think it's sort of like wanting to fuck straight guys, but a step further. They aren't just disinterested, they actively hate you.
Working on hew fighter info bars, this one i think was way too textured, ditching it
>>5648089
I have a twin brother who's an absolute asburger who watches fucking mlp
the neonazi who sucked my cock awfully has a twin brother and I frotted with him but he has a gf nowadays
>>5648184
The whole metal thing doesn't really fit from what I've seen of the game.
>>5648179
There's a difference between swearing casually, and swearing constantly.
The second one is a deal breaker in my opinion.
The last is fucked up, unless your waiter is being a piece of shit.
>>5648183
Only one "butt hurt" seems to be you for someone not wanting to deal with your outbursts and childish behavior.
>>5648123
>on a date with a cute guy
>he has no idea who Jaco Pastorius is
>he mixes existentialism up with nihilism
>>5648208
I know who he is and think he stinks
>>5648179
But cussing a few times in a conversation is different from doing it constantly.
You picked a shitty person to date.
I'm a waiter and I actually give shitty service to assholes.
>>5648201
>childish behavior
kek. You sound pretty cute honestly.
Like the little kid who overhears somebody cursing, and then rushes to tell their mom somebody said a bad word.
>>5648056
Tell her to stop looking like a dude I guess
>>5648208
>Jaco Pastorius
Who?
>mfw talked to obviously gay guy in class today
>mfw he's supporting Rubio
#married
>>5648093
Have sex with her, of course.
>>5648225
>tfw this will happen to senpai's bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIts2uzVqB8
>>5648208
>on a date with a cute guy
>starts blabbering about Jaco Pastorius
>interject for a minute
>he has no idea who Les Claypool is
>>5648176
You have problems, and this is why normies don't see you gays as normal. You add to the "damaged" collective.
>>5648179
I don't hate you. I see you as a waste, you dont support your race in any way and ally with those whom actively fight againt it....assuming you are white ofc. I nothing you. Thats my opinion on you, and yet I see this obsession with NS here...
>>5648238
But they're a complete and total bottom
>>5648252
Are they cute/do they look like me
I could introduce them to my mister
>>5648239
Hot
if only
>>5648219
As opposed to the kid who swears too much because he thinks it makes him sound mature
>>5648245
Well, I wouldn't blame him for not knowing about a lesser.
>>5648264
Never knew any of those kids. Back in my day parents still hit kids when they fucked up. Instead of sitting down with them and talking about feelings.
>>5648260
:3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnQUwUqE1aw
>>5648259
They pass really well
>>5648290
Yeah, hey, send 'em over.
>>5648271
lmao
>>5647952
I'd like physics more if I didn't have such a problem with math and words combined.
>>5648284
So beautiful ;___;
>>5648039
>self confident and self-reliant
still objectively ugly though let's be honest here
Like all bizmen tbqh
Gaygen... I need scary movie recs to watch with my fwb so I can cuddle with him?
>>5648336
It Follows
>>5648123
>on a date with a handsome guy
>he reaches in his bag and pulls out a 3ds and renames a pokemon with my name
>it's not even a good pokemon
>>5648347
I want this to be true so badly
>>5648336
Crimson peak was kinda spooky
>>5648336
I don't watch horror movies very often, but I thought this one was kinda neat
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261983/
>>5648354
Probably not as handsome as you may be visualizing, but I thought he was. He's pretty much too autistic to realize how cute he is tbqh
>>5648239
That actually looks good.
>>5648344
pls marry me
>>5648365
>no autistic bf to gently tease tease
>>5648380
idk are you qt
>>5648347
hahaha
>>5648336
Do you want like, actually spooky that you need to pay attention to or like fun spooky?
>>5648382
come to london pls
>>5648382
it's easy just head to ebgames/gamestop/game/w.e and stand in front of the weeb titles complaining about them all, the cutest autist that argues with you is now your bf
>>5648412
I never had that work out. Though one time I had a kinda cute employee talk to me about SMT for a little while before he had to go back to work.
>>5647903
This pic is pretty gay. Look at that slut on the far right. He is clearly enjoying sucking up to the alpha male.
>tfw guy makes me drop my spaghetti all the time
>when he's around i laugh at all of his bad jokes and talk in a higher voice and find it difficult to think of words
>cant help it
gay witchcraft. i fell for it.
>>5648423
It's really hit or miss honestly, and sadly location has a huge impact. The only time I had an interesting convo with someone at a store was when I was literally just called stuart from mad tv by the cashier @ gamestop
>>5648466
Is that you tiny anon?
>>5648466
>when he's around i laugh at all of his bad jokes and talk in a higher voice and find it difficult to think of words
Spotted the bottom boi.
>>5648466
Haha sissy
>>5648432
>This pic is pretty gay
no way!
>>5648467
Yeah that one wasn't the one near my house or anything, I just happened to be in that mall and figured I'd check out if they had anything decent and cheap
I just buy everything online now though, maybe I should try and find some locals
>>5648503
Ah it was someone from a while back, he was a short guy and he got a bf who liked to make jokes and embarrass him, it was cute. Senpai remembers I'm sure.
>>5648503
Yeah right bitchboy
>>5648517
Teacup anon would have posted something about punching the sun by now
>>5648523
You're pretty funny nonsenpai senpai
>>5648533
>nonsenpai
Don't test me bitch.
>>5648530
Yeah he was a feisty one.
sometimes I wonder if I'm gay at all
I like fucking around with guys for sure but the pride parade crowd makes the whole thing look literally like shit
Kurt Russell is such a qt
>>5648539
Try it senlai
>>5648503
>it's not like that, this never happens.
It has finally happened. A true straight male has awakened your inner slut. Now go fulfil your destiny as a cum dumpster for his every whim.
>tfw even though you are superior to people like Senpai in looks, smarts and possessions, he will always laugh at you for being 5'6
REEE
>>5648549
Have you ever actually been to a parade or does all of your Pride experience come from youtube videos and politically charged photographs?
>>5648558
>REEE
thanks my boner is gone forever
>>5648558
>Have you ever actually been to a parade
not that anon, but i have and it's shit. don't even try.
>>5648393
Both.
>>5648558
Okay but
1. I'm cute af
2. I'm smart af
3. okay you got me there I'm poor af
don't get your tiny panties in a tizzy
>>5648568
>cute
>smart
>poor
how do you have all of the worst traits tbqh
>>5648568
Gonna need to see a pic before I call you cute
>>5648568
>tfw senpai will never tap that craycray booty
>>5648590
what happened with buttslut? is he ok? ;_;
>>5648590
I'm not into straight guys
>>5648566
Event Horizon
>>5648599
>I'm not into straight guys
LOL
And you're supposed to be gay.
Fucking fake faggot.
>>5648579
>he's not straight
Compared to you he is. Now practice spreading those cheeks on command, sweetie. Mustn't let daddy have blue balls.
>>5648596
and I haven't earned it?
>>5648558
>Have you ever actually been to a parade
yes, I have
I don't think that wearing fishnet shirts, sucking dick in bushes, garnering the whole city in takeaway food trash, and doing a metric tonne of recreational drugs reflect my sexuality well. that's what happens every time pride parade is around.
>>5648568
>smart
>has spent 3+ years tripfagging 24/7 on 4chan
pick 1
>>5648624
Dude he lends his trip to people
It's not always him him
>>5648618
Do you live in SanFran or something? Here in london its nothing like that
>>5647993
He didn't just go to learn the bongos, he went to the Tuva area of the USSR, and discovered to the West the Tuvan throat singing styles (They utilise harmonic series to sing two notes at the same time, while able to control their voice polyphonically).
>>5648588
He's very cute
>>5648657
Oh
I mean I already have work and am not worried about getting more so
>>5647927
>not wanting men to be men... Thailand is over there >>>>>
>>5648606
he's not a daddy he's only like 24
>>5648284
When is it due?
>>5648636
I live in a "city" of 200K people
it's just like I described
>>5648698
>tfw 70% of the men who identify as 'daddies' on grindr in my area are between 20-25yo
>>5648721
>live an hour outside of city
>shitty car that'd probably explode if it had to go more than 20 miles at a time
>>5648736
why do people do that shit
and it's always the people you don't even want to call papi anyways
Good evening guys! How are all of your days so far?
small ocd relapse
sucks
>>5648754
fuck off
>>5648754
Like a slow poop
>>5648736
>be 30
>join grindr
>23 year old messages me "hiiiii daddy~"
>delete grindr
>>5648764
>23 year old messages me "hiiiii daddy~"
like a zombie infestation tbqh
who was that one filthy tripfagging furfag?
jupp?
sp?
>>5648742
at least you have a car
I don't even have a driver license
>>5648764
>not wanting to be a daddy
>>5648771
senpai you dont even want to be one either you just constantly fucking meme all the fucking memetime
holy fuck
i feel so embarrassed for my retarded 20-year-old friend who is still obsessed with harry potter
grow the fuck up already ffs
>>5648767
>I don't even have a driver license
Me either
#fuckthepolice
>>5648771
I've always found guys in their 30s and 40s the hottest. I can't wait to be a sexy daddy married to another sexy daddy and have hot daddy sex while the kids are at their friends' houses for the night.
>dat feeeeeel
>>5648759
Why so bitter and angry anon?
>get this message "Heyy. I know we live like thousands of miles away, but I couldn't help seeing how good looking you were.. So I felt like saying hi. I'm planning on moving to Europe when I'm 25 so I thought I'd try to meet some new people. I hope to hear from you.. How's live in Europe? Oh and I'm not doing this to be creepy I'm doing this cause I'm seriously moving there."
>tell him I don't like fatties
Good to be the king
>>5647903
you all are gay
just suck your own dick
>>5648795
>but I couldn't help seeing how good looking you were
...and you thought this message was for you? L O L
>>5648776
haha I know, one of my friends is 19 and still goes on 4chan
>>5648802
Believe me
He was bad enough for it to seem honest
>>5648802
Irishanon is cute
Cute!
>>5648817
Yes I am bitch
I don't come here often
rate please
>>5648836
No you're definitely not. Bet you can't even start a fire tbqh lmao
>>5648848
Not bad but that hair needs some help. Buzz cut would suit you better.
I just want to bully irishanon forever
>>5648858
what are you doing
>>5648862
Sometimes I want someone to bully me a little but I'd probably actually get my feelings hurt
>>5648848
You almost pass, start HRT immediately
>>5648862
I wouldn't mind that desu
I'm a glutton (if you can from my pics)
>>5648698
>he's not a daddy he's only like 24
Sounds like an excuse to me. :^) You know you are mentally 15. So it's perf. Do it. DOOOO IT. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>5648874
I'd bully you still. Kind of into apologizing after being a bully and then teased and later fucked.
One of my favourite youtubers made a weird comment in a video so I think I might write them a message for my peace of mind.
Do you think this is too aggressive/will make them mad?
>>5648906
No I need someone who'd only be nice to me
>tfw you're not a 16 y o twink and dating a 20 y o college wrestler jock that pounds your butt at night
>>5648919
when i was 16 nobody over the age of 17 would approach me for fear of Chris Hansen
even now I look like a 15 year old, i got IDchecked for a 12 movie a few months back.
so that kind of thing wasnt really possible for me :(
>he doesn't kiss unless he's dating the guy
>he called rimming "weird"
>>5648937
Should I change it? Is it too rude/pushy?
>>5648945
lmaooo wait you wrote that all yourself? just delete it lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
>>5648885
Im only 18 but i think thats why it's awkward, and he doesn't get nervous at all, i dont know how to talk to him normally
>>5648955
IDK man, it upsets me. I want to know if it was a joke or not.
>>5648957
How did you meet a 24 year old as an 18 year old?
Teach me your secrets pls
>>5648936
>college wrestler jock
>so that kind of thing wasnt really possible for me
wasn't possible for anyone. few/no college wrestlers are gay.
good for you thou you have something to grow in.
>>5648958
who the fuck cares if it was a joke or not, do something better with your life like shitposting on /hm/
>>5648915
send it to them
>>5648971
Mutual friends
>>5648941
Yes?
So...I came here again after a buttfuckton of time without posting here. Also messaged sadfrog again after a buttfuckton of time.
>>5648971
Why is that hard?
>>5648994
How are you "mutual friends" with someone 7 years older than you? Aren't you still in highschool?
>>5648936
You could always become a politician.
>>5649006
teach me
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>>5649013
god he is so cute
>>5649013
my heart
>tfw that will never be yours
;_;
>>5649030
he is also straight
Quick poll: who here likes rimming? Giving and getting? Have you ever actually tried both?
I personally love rimming. It's hot as fuck, provided the hole is freshly cleaned.
>>5648590
Which syrup nigger has the best butt?
http://strawpoll.me/6704364
sp's butt for reference:
http://imgur.com/KgZ7IYK
>>5649051
Did it with a friend I experimented with. But we were [spoiler]twelve[/spoiler] so I don't remember. Not that great probably.
>>5649013
>simsdaddy will never be your bf
>>5649043
>>5649030
>>5649044
No he's not. Brian Sims is openly gay Democratic representative.
>>5649051
i like getting rimmed
ive never rimmed someone else but i feel like i would enjoy it
>>5649044
brian sims is gay as hell
>>5649051
>Quick poll: who here likes rimming? Giving and getting? Have you ever actually tried both?
>giving
no, I've been working on my milking skills way too much to have to learn a completely new area tbqh
>getting
sometimes but pretty much just out of the shower
>>5649071
>>5649078
lmao no he is not
>>5649078
no hes not you retarded fatty
he's pretty much straight and only pretends to be gay for the votes lmaoooooooo
>>5649081
Hnnggggg
>>5649044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocG5tqBd0QU
>>5649091
lost*
>>5649094
What ever helps you sleep at night.
>>5649106
I am thoroughly disappointed
>>5649106
can you stop posting ugly straight men, literally on the same disgusting tier channing tatum is on
fucking horrendous looking white potatoes (no offense irishanon you surprisingly don't look like a potato)
hooray
>>5649094
oh god I hope sexuality conspiracy theory isn't an actual thing
>tfw you find a cute sissy boy who does everything you tell him
>>5649141
eww
>>5649137
NO HURT FEELINGS
^_^
>>5649140
this entire board is only here for the fucking gay votes, no one's actually gay
>>5649106
>this story
things that never happened.mov
>>5649209
Who cares he's gay though and that's the purpose of posting it.
>>5648848
>>5648877
>You almost pass, start HRT immediately
>>5649226
>he's gay though
Whatever helps you sleep at night sweetie :)
>>5649254
there hasn't been a single meme from here that wasn't extremely forced
>>5649257
Exactly they're all forced and stupid. The only meme that still works today is the Brazilian fembois trio, but that started in /hm/
>>5649254
>>5649257
but he is ugly as fuck
I dont know why he hasnt yet become a meme with that ridiculous haircut.
I believe its still just me and my friend posting him, no one else.
>>5649274
>Because memes aren't just about being ugly, otherwise all the tripfags here would be a giant fucking meme
but they are all so pretty :3333
>>5649263
>tfw will never be as twinkmode as the Brazilian fembois trio
>>5649284
stop baiting me by deliberately using the old one
>>5649284
My selfie isn't on there. Good.
Is it weird to ask people on reddit for pics?
I mean we on 4chan do it all the time, is it creepy?
>>5649292
you mean the ones that get posted all the time and are so fucking pretty?
>>5649284
literally all potential rapists
honestly /gg/ please lock your doors
>>5649299
t. feelgood
I wondered if you would respond.
>>5649306
Yes. The leftmost one literally has my dream body ;_;
I really shouldn't be so depressed, because I've been working towards it. Sixty pushups, sixty situps a night with a five minute jog during the day.
>tfw still not /fit/
>cryingmemefrog.jpg
>>5649284
You should rename that picture "1% of gaygen" since there's literally tons more people who post here than those 14 individuals.
