Old thread: >>5600904
I realised today that Eve was blatantly a lesbian.
>pissed off with existence (no women around)
>wants to avoid Adam and work alone
>tempted by serpent's tongue (cunnilingus)
>eats forbidden fruit
>then aware that she is naked- aware of female hotness and her gayness
Other religions' ladies welcome obvs.
>reminder that the bible never explicitly condemns lesbians
>ruth and naomi 5evah luv
>>5614256
>implying lesbianism is real enough to be taken seriously as deviant behavior by G_d
>implying that the Bible addresses lesbians even once
>>5614256
This is some cannon lesbianism. God hates fags but he looks the other way for lesbians.
Also hey still got a ton of old lesbian art stuff if anyone wants
>>5614300
that's because god intended lesbian love to be the purest form of love
>>5614357
you are disgusting
>>5614366
Look I get why a fag like you goes through that self hate shit. I too would hate myself if I had a dick and wanted more dick like some sickness. But god thinks lesbians are best shit. This is literal art right here.
>>5614398
I'm a straight male, but thanks for making assumptions. There's only one thing you have to know, you will burn in hell for all eternity, you vapid cow. Repent and stop flicking the bean.
>>5614366
>implying i wasn't being post-ironic
>implying you didn't fall for one of my classic elaborate post-ironic jokes
>implying lesbian sex isn't gross
>>5614413
>straight male
>in lesgen
Houston we have a problem.
Reminder that Virgin Mary watches over lesbians.
>>5614426
Lol it's just the same self hating gay dudes that come shit around on lgbt. I think they're attracted to lesgen cause fucking with lesbians instead of all gay men makes the lie easier to believe. We're the beard.
>no based lilith yet
>fucking turbodyke icon
>>5614515
>those breasts
Disgusting.
>>5614533
looks like tranny boobs tbqh
>>5614533
post your own or shut it ho
hate when you negative nancies come in with your r9k level shitting on minor things about some tits or ass. I've never known lesbians to be that negative irl since high school.
So, how do you casually tell guy you're gay?
Recently I had to turn down a guy friend, he didn't know I was gay, and I didn't know he was into me. Today I meet an other guy, we eat together, and he is friendly with everyone, so I don't know if he is into me. I don't want it to get awkkward if I say to him that I'm gay when he isn't into me.
>>5614546
Nah, pretty normal, just aroused.
>>5614636
Just casually bring up your ex girlfriend or check out a girl.
I usually default assume guys aren't into me and if I feel they are I just ignore it. Idc about their beta hints. If a guy asks me out I just say no and leave it at that, not gonna bring up my lesbianism as an excuse especially because what if he's an asshole? What if I don't want him to think I'm turning him down because of lesbianism but I want him to know he's a terrible dude I'd turn down regardless of my sexuality?
>>5614605
>if you don't like these deformed tits I'm posting you're from /r9k/ and there is no possible way other lesbians don't have their standards as low as mine
>>5614636
why don't you just joke about gay things or mention an ex girlfriend/ crush?
>>5614414
Yeah, it sure is gross how poop doesn't get in anyone's mouth and jizz doesn't get all over everything in the room.
>>5614663
>>5614674
I'm a beta virgin tho, so no ex here.
I'm quite shy about sex related thing, so I don't really speak about gf/bf/sex.
But the thing is I joke and do a lot of gay stuff so I won't be taken seriously anymore. I don't feel confortable being out to anyone, but I really don't want to lead on guy again.
>>5614674
They're not deformed, they're just small and have puffy nips. Neither of those are rare qualities. What are you even on about?
>>5614674
Actually I'm just asking you to post your tits if you've got 'em since you wanna sperg over some nipples.
Or you can keep shitposting not tits like some fag guy that hates tits.
Trying to distract us from glorious boobs with your dick typing and dick images?
Get out of here satan.
>>5614714
>implying we're all into anal
>not knowing about frotting
>thinking period blood is clean
>>5614757
>also implying that vaginal juices don't get literally everywhere
>>5614730
Well honestly there isn't shit you can do to not be seen as leading a guy on. Guys into a girl can see any little thing she does as leading him on and that's not on you or in your control but on him.
So just be normal, a non beta guy should be able to see your lack of actual interest so there's nothing more you can do besides pick nice non beta dudes for friends.
>>5614755
What are you some new troll here?
Tits don't get banned on lesgen. We've been posting titties all the time. Mods, like god, love some titties.
>>5614763
They don't. Period blood is also not a usual part of lesbian activities, especially considering that's not a full time condition of womanhood. Dykes don't go into your hellholes and start making fun of your ridiculous cock worship, I don't know why you're being so petty and childish.
>>5614757
>b-b-but we don't ALL like poop stuff!
Yeah yeah, whatever makes you feel better about your disgusting disease-ridden sexual proclivities.
In the bible it says "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable." So two men having sex is a sin, but having sex with a woman is what you should be doing. And during lesbian sex unholy things like penises going in mouths/anuses and the spilling of seed not for the purpose of reproduction can't take place, so if anything it's less sinful than heterosexual sex.
>>5614488
The Virgin Mary watches over everyone.
>>5614605
>Tits or gtfo
Ahh, the good ol' days!
>>5614102
>heaven
>no female
>one male
>"must be lesbian"
Okay anon
>>5614102
>Other religions' ladies welcome obvs
Gonna storytime a qt lil myth like tale with lesbians now
>>5614831
Only because the Reagan administration developed the current form of AIDS and spread it amongst the gay community. Also L Anon is that way => if you just want to circleshlick to Laura Prepon and shitpost about trannies and bi girls. Since thats what dyke threads all eventually devolve into.
>>5615029
I seriously don't get what you're doing here being this bitter that lesbians aren't enjoying you shitting on lesbians. You're really mad and you need to chill and enjoy this cute lesbian myth shit or go find any other thread on trannies or gay dick or bisluts or whatever else would trigger you less.
>>5614102
>Tfw reading OP's post and "omg how does OP know my na-?! orite now i geddit"
>>5615050
This seems cute, keep going.
>>5615064
I intend to, ty
dooone
>>5615143
what religion?
>>5614256
Oh dear.
Are you ever in the wrong place.
>>5615143
I liked it.
>>5615010
Damn, lady. I've gotten thirsty over how someone wore their hair before, but falling in love with the hair itself? That's some next level shit. Creepy.
>>5615378
>I thought that style was familiar - this comic is by Emily Carroll. Just googled the name of the Goddess and found the comic.
Yup. She's got some cool spoopy shit if anyone is interested in more from the artist
http://www.emcarroll.com
god should give me a gf tbqhfam
>>5615672
What have you given god tho
>searching more lesbian myths
>oh right that native american one with the bears
>come across this telling of it
>awesome
enjoy this shitposting tale of lesbian bears
>so this chick named bear-skin woman
>(which probably should have been a hint right out of the gate)
>has this dream about some other chick called Double-Moon-Woman
>(so named because her boobs are the size of planetary bodies)
>and bearskin woman wakes up and she’s like holy shit that dream was hot
>guess I’m a lesbian, huh?
>so she goes into the woods and she finds herself a nice bear to settle down with
>not a bear as in large hairy gay man
>but a bear as in an actual goddamn grizzly bear
>a ladybear, just to be clear
>because I guess the same-sex dating prospects
>in her small native american village
>leave something to be desired
>so bearskin lady and actual bear lady get along famously
>that is until all bearskin lady’s dad and bros back in town hear about this
>and become FURIOUS
>because now their family is a total sausage fest
>and the dad is like BEARS ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING
>YOU KNOW
>THE GREAT SPIRIT RESIDES WITHIN US ALL OR WHATEVER
>I JUST DON’T WANT MY DAUGHTER MARRYING ONE, OK?
>so they get together a lynch mob and they show up at the bear cave
>but here is something that maybe slipped everybody’s mind:
>YOU DON’T LYNCH BEARS
>YOU GET MAULED BY BEARS
>and guess what sugarpants
>looks like bear-skin woman has turned into an actual bear BECAUSE OF SNOGGING SO HARD
>so these guys expected a lynching
>but instead they get TWO BEARS
>needless to say it is a very bad day for a lot of dudes
>and the dad and bros return home pretty disappointed
>and after that whole violence fiasco
>the two bears send a very politely worded letter to the town
>all like hey guys we don’t want to cause any trouble
>we just want to be allowed to enjoy our marital bliss
>(bearital bliss)
>in this cave peacefully
>and hey
>to sweeten the pot
>we will even use our magical bear powers to make your farms and shit prosper
>just don’t fuck with us
>remember:
>we are bears
>and everybody finds this pretty reasonable
>EXCEPT FOR THE DAD AND THE BROS
>they’re like SO WE ALLOW LESBIANS TO MARRY
>GREAT
>WHAT’S NEXT?
>ARE WE GONNA ALLOW PEOPLE TO MARRY ANIMALS?
>WAIT
>FUCK
>OKAY ENOUGH POLITICS
>TIME FOR VIOLENCE
>so they sneak up to the bear cave
>and they drop a ton of prickly pears out front
>which are apparently a type of fruit that is only good for injuring people
>kind of like coconuts
>and then they are like WOOP WOOP WE’RE OUT HERE TO MURDER YOU
>and the two bears come charging out
>and get all these pears in their paws
>and it hurts, sure
>but guys
>THESE ARE FUCKING BEARS
>WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
>DID YOU EXPECT THEM TO FALL OVER AND SCRAMBLE FRANTICALLY >FOR SOME TWEEZERS?
>BEARS MOTHERFUCKER
>UP IN YOUR GRILL
>so these dudes are seeing these two huge >bears bearing down on them
>and they are like oh fuck we are so pooched
>when suddenly their sister shows up
>because apparently they have a sister
>and she shoots an arrow STRAIGHT OVER >THEIR HEADS
>and they’re like what the hell sis
>are you playing for the other team too?
>except it’s not a regular arrow
>it’s a TELEPORTING ARROW
>THAT TELEPORTS EVERYONE IT PASSES
>so it passes over all those dudes and >teleports them to a slightly farther place
>but the bears are STILL AFTER THEM
>and also
>everywhere their feet bleed
>TREES GROW
>and everywhere their claws dig into the ground
>LAKES APPEAR
>guys
>even when these dames are murdering
>they STILL HAVE A POSITIVE EFFECT ON THE ECOSYSTEM
>but so yeah at least the bros have a head start now
>they end up running up this huge tree
>and the two bear chicks sit down under it
>just waiting for these dudes to fall asleep so they can be mauled
>when HERE COMES THAT RANDOM SISTER AGAIN WITH HER TELEPORTING ARROWS
>she stands in the middle of the tree
>and just teleports one dude after another DIRECTLY INTO THE SKY
>and then instead of them getting killed by gravity
>they all turn into stars
>and then she rides her bow
>which – oh yeah – WAS ACTUALLY THE MOON THE WHOLE TIME
>and goes up into the sky with them
>and makes them all her bitches
>and the two bear ladies live happily for a very long time
>and then when they die they also get to be stars
>and they spend the rest of eternity chasing their rascally bros across the sky
>so the moral of the story
>is lesbians have magic powers
>that allow them to change shape and terraform vast tracts of land
>you can do whatever you want with this information
>but my advice is don’t fuck with lesbians
>unless you are a lesbian
>in which case probably spend some time thinking about what animal you >wanna morph into
>I suggest bears
>THE END.
source for this kind of writing: http://bettermyths.com/mighty-morphin-power-lesbians/
actual source for legit myth: https://books.google.com/books?id=fQMxCwAAQBAJ&pg=PA212&lpg=PA212#v=onepage&q&f=false
why do straight grills love pretending to be 'queer' and using us for their experimental phase?
>>5615893
edginess
idk why more queer/bi girls don't just date each other instead of always going for the most lesbian ones first. I think they feel less legitimate? Don't even mind bi girls myself I just don't get why bi girls themselves don't seem to like other bi girls as much.
Also don't get why queer is popular for bi girls now either. Just say bi, you say queer and I think full lesbian but then I see you dating some dude.
>>5615907
yeah, I don't mind bisexuals either, just not lying straights lol
I'm in my mid twenties now and I would've thought that grills were done figuring out their identities by now ffs
>>5615919
tbf I don't know any girl older than 25 that uses pan/queer so I'm hoping it's just a young people phase that'll pass.
Oh and that damn "I dont use labels"
Ffs.
>>5615378
She's a cool lady. I think her wife did the art and handwriting for Gone Home. Or she did. I don't remember.
>>5616029
Well, that's a pretty big strike against her, if true.
>>5616057
She drew the house. I liked Gone Homo. I'm into atmospheric stuff, and the surprise yuri end was great. Glad it got more praise than hate. Good work from a local studio.
>>5616080
I don't like that people pretend it's a game. There's nothing wrong with visual stories, and nothing wrong with digital toys, that we have to belittle them by conflating them with games and watering down all three.
The darn thing is barely even interactive.
>>5616085
Fair enough. Not that one that likes it a whole lot but I thought it was nice as a story. Guess I didn't go in expecting a whole game thing so it just felt kinda comfy. Then after I made my opinion there was the whole shitfest on 4chan over it.
But I don't consider it a game either. Just some comfy shit.
>>5614102
Dear god
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!
More please... ^_^
>best friend planning his wedding
>made me his Best Lady
>still haven't picked an outfit
Should I wear a tux or a dress? He says he doesn't care as long as I look cool. Any of you familiar with menswear and shit?
>>5616085
>ITZ NOT A GAYME!!!1!
Big whoop. I don't know anyone arguing that it's a game. But I don't like that people are putting games on a pedestal, cs go or runescape as something above this. It was good storytelling. Good direction. And that's more value than most gaymes offer. And yes there is some effort required to find everything beyond the voiced story.
>>5616552
go rent a fancy jumpsuit like this:
https://www.renttherunway.com/shop/designers/4collective/lulu_jumpsuit
Honestly love that jumpsuits and their ilk are popular right now. It's the best thing for formal wear when you wanna look fancy like a dress but don't wanna wear a dress and a tux just feels to damn manly and out of place. You wanna say you're not straight without it being a statement piece? Fucking jumpsuit.
>>5616552
I don't know about you, but every time I have to come out in a wedding I come out something like this..
>>5616564
It must be nice to be unburdened by the need to have a point when you send off a post. I wish I could be as free as you, anon.
>my little brother is getting married
>the first one of the siblings to do so
>he's inviting everyone to the wedding
>even me, and I'm basically estranged
Oh jeez. Fuck. Shit. What do I even do? Is it okay to still hit on the bridesmaids? What do normal people wear to weddings? Do I have to wear a wig to hide my dykehair?
>>5616542
>>>>>.^_^
>>5616676
If everyone already knows you're gay, then what are you tripping about you already have that answered. Just find a way to match the colors of the bridesmaids/groomsmen and call it a day.
>>5616676
What's your family like? What's the bride's family like?
>>5616691
Very rural Texan, on both counts.
>>5616580
Oh, I really love jumpsuits but I feel like I'm not tall and thin enough for them. I'm not fat but I got hips, man. I feel like I'll look really wide? The groom and groom are gay as well as most of the attendees, honestly, so I don't have to worry about anyone thinking i might be straight, luckily.
>>5616632
Last wedding I went to I wore a dress, and I guess I'm slightly more femme leaning. I just like the idea of looking more butch for this one. I might try finding a waistcoat/pants look somewhere.
>>5616676
see>>5616580
rent something simple, get your hair styled before hand cause if you've got dykehair make it some nice looking dykehair, be polite, order something off their registry right now while it's cheap, give your congratulation, go get drunk on that open bar but don't hit on anyone unless they hit on you first
>>5616701
lucky, a Gay wedding! lesbro you can wear whatever you want. As long as its not jeans I suppose.
>>5616701
I find jumpsuits crazy flattering. All you need is a belt to define the waist and if you're worried about height just pick a shorter skirt like one
But if you're gonna go waistcoat/pants complete it, make it full 3 piece. I kinda hate the half assed just vest look that a lot of butches do. And get it tailored.
>>5616667
You're an idiot and I'm glad you won't ever get a girlfriend.
>>5616676
Don't be the disappointment of the family anon, go all the way and show up in your biggest baddest peacocking attire. Get those wimmen
http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-did-it-for-science/i-did-it-for-science-female-pick-up-artist
>>5616728
You hating a thing just makes me like it more now.
>now looking up kinda femme blazer outfit ideas
>>5616746
Ooh the skirted one does look nice and I didn't even consider pairing a belt. i might try shopping around for something similar.
Hey are you the anon that got married not too long ago? I feel like there was another thread about weddings and jumpsuits.
You know what I don't see enough of?
Brown/pink combos used by lesbians. Why not? You'd think the feminine pink and more masculine brown would be a popular thing for lesbians.
>>5616762
you do you boo.
>>5616762
I found this
>don't really want to be married because lol commitment issues
>love wedding planning shows
I just want to wear a big poofy wedding dress and have people give me presents. I don't care about the other stuff.
>>5616837
Wear one to your birthday party!
Do you guys have any weird, kinda dump fears?
>the paranormal
>bridges I'm crossing falling down
>bugs in my shoes
>screamers
>people are only my friends or dating me out of pity or some elaborate joke
>>5617138
What if you don't have dump fears?
What if you're just to lazy to want to deal with someone else's ego?
>>5616929
Read it again. It doesn't literally say what you think it does.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/unfundamentalistchristians/2013/10/romans-126-27-a-clobber-passage-that-should-lose-its-wallop/
http://skippingtothepiccolo.com/2006/09/10/christianity-homosexuality-part-2-of-8-romans-126-27/
Shit nigger, I'm not even Christian and I know that you're no Biblical scholar.
>>5617183
http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_bibc.htm
bonus
>>5617183
seriously /pol/?
>>5617192
When are you going to get the clue and realize no one wants you posting here? Nobody cares to talk to you. You contribute nothing and you're easily confused.
>>5617214
Does it hurt when you walk?
>>5617228
Does it hurt when you think?
>>5617285
By the way she writes, probably.
>>5617313
>if you don't want to read from me i'll shut up.
Ok
>>5617313
We're different anons. But it seems you're too stubborn to think that more than one person can find you annoying.
just adding I too find S shitty and annoying, in case they thought otherwise
>>5614781
>that gif
One of my cat used to do that to me
It hurts as fuck.
>>5618678
I always shield my skin with a thick blanket whenever my cat is on me because he always does that. And he's a biggun who puts his full weight into it with his claws out.
>>5618867
>this is the cutest shit ever
Thanks for validating my fashion sense. It made me smile. I really want that outfit.
>>5618867
Wow.
I don't know how this is possible unless you have biggo titties.
Tell me you have biggo titties.
>>5619004
I-I guess. They're a bit over dd, I don't think that's the biggest but they're a handful.
I'm not a fatty, under 170 at 5'7 but I'm trying to lose weight. Be great if they went under at least d, c would be best.
>>5619046
What's your band size? Cup is kinda not helpful. I'm a 28DD and I'm a flatty.
>>5619046
>they're a handful.
This all I needed to hear anon.
Aall I needed to hear.
>>5619054
34dd. Sometimes wear 36 when I can't find 34. But 34dd is the comfiest.
I thought band size wasn't as telling as cup since it just measures that under boob part?
Eh what do I know. I just go get measured up at nordstrom and just buy shit based on what they tell me. My mother is flat and besides her there's no sisters or other girls in my immediate family to help me out with this shit. Got a couple aunts on my dads side that are heavy chested but it's not like I go up to my 50 year old aunt all "hey what's this titty life like? got any advice? spare bras?"
But yeah for some reason cat kneading my tits doesn't hurt. Really only hurts when he lies on them cause he's a fat fucking cat and sits right on the diaphragm it seems. Then he just slaps my tits or hands or face until I pet him.
Damn fatty cat.
>>5619085
>34dd.
>he just slaps my tits until I pet him
Your cat knows the deal anon.
>>5618890
>Thanks for validating my fashion sense. It made me smile. I really want that outfit.
Imma validate it again. Seriously like it. Wish I could find similar. Generally hate that bowtie look on girls, especially on lesbians it feels so cheap, but something about that look made me wanna find similar and I'm sol. So if you do find somewhere to purchase that look let me know.
This could just be liking my legs and being too into short formal looks because it's so damn cold and I have to be wearing pants or leggings or long skirts.
>>5619098
>you will never have a gf that lets you slap her tits until she pets you
>>5619160
>>5619133
Instead of bowties, how about neck ties/neck bows/whatever they're called?
I love them. You seem them in j and k fashion.
On weather: fleece lined tights! I wear 3 layers of fleece lined leggings and keep wearing my cute short skirts.
But do you mean you like your bare legs showing?
>>5619085
Bra size is proportional, more about the ratio.
Think of it like this: imagine the bust measurement on two women. One is skinny with giant tits, the other is fat with little fits. They might have the same bust measurement, but one is way more tits than the other. That's why the ratio between underbust and bust matter.
Look into "sister sizes." When you go down a band size, go up a cup size.
I'm a 28DD. I can also kinda fit into a 30D, a 32C, a 34B, and a 36A.
I tend to buy 32Cs because you can only buy 28DDs online, and 30Ds are really rare at stores.
I have little tits, but I'm also really skinny. Which is why my breast vs underband ratio is so high. A 4" difference between my underband and my bust is more noticeable than a 4" difference on a really fat woman. Cup size is determines by that difference, which is why it's so screwy.
Moral of the story: bra sizes are stupid and make me feel stupid and I don't get it. I've probably said one of these examples backwards. The only thing I can say for sure is that I can fit into all those sizes I mentioned. The lower band size and higher cups just follow the natural line of my breast at my armpit better.
/cgl/ has bra threads sometimes where they talk about this. The archives have better explanations.
I thought it was weird that the bible always punished brothers that cared about their sister. Simeon and Levi lost the lineage to Christ because they murdered their sister's rapist, Absalom was killed in battle for trying to take the throne after murdering his sister's rapist. Rude.
>>5619293
This was all really cool info. I browse some of /cgl/ for skin and hair care on occasion but I've never seen a bra thread, will look into archives.
And yeah I mean bare legs showing. Miss them. They feel so pale. I wear leggings a lot, go to is those thick fleece leggings with a thick sweater dress or I just wear jeans and whatever t shirts with a thick cardigan. I'm a wimp about the cold, it's not snowing it's just ugly kind of cold and I suck at bearing with it
>>5619293
Not that anon, but I am a fan of neck ties. I want to get myself some of those skinnier ones for fancy occasions.
>>5619697
The kind that I posted or suit and tie type tie?
If the former, I'd suggest a long strip of fabric folded over, sewn, and turned right side out. Not a ribbon. Unless it's maybe a velvet ribbon.
>>5619293
This style is the absolute best. I love when masculine gets corrupted to feminine.
I just want someone to desire me. I've had girlfriends. I've lusted. But no one looks at me and gets thirsty. No one lays up at night just wishing I would touch them. No one feels for me what I've felt for my exes -- not even them, and they've told me so. Fuck sweet. I hate that people think I'm cute, cute is worthless. Cute is like nice, it's just what people think when there's nothing else to default to. Cute doesn't get your blood pumping, cute doesn't get you so focused that you start to lose your mind, cute doesn't consume or inspire. Cute is just unoffensive and generally pleasant. I want someone to want me, and no one ever has.
I feel so hopelessly alone.
>>5620256
>tfw only people that actually get thirsty when they look at you are men
>>5620256
I lust the fuck out of cute though. Like wanna fuck and break down and make cute sweat and day dream and masturbate over cute. Always felt that's how I knew I was different from straight girls was because when they thought shit was cute that was it but I was that bit more obsessive and horny over cute girls.
>>5620256
damn
I'm KV but I hope this ever happens to me too
I want to take back all of that lost narcissism.
I have girls checking me out/smiling at me even though I'm miss spaghettitos in the closet, I feel like I have a chance personnaly
I'll cross finger for both of us anon, don't desperate
>>5617138
I'm afraid of economic collapse and christians.
>>5620604
Those both seem pretty reasonable, anon.
>>5620495
I've heard people say that before, but I don't believe it anymore. Cute is too mellowing. When someone like that gets in the presence of someone willing who gives off a cute vibe, there's never any breaking.
>>5620574
Thanks, anon. I hope you avoid such pointless angst. Maybe next time someone's checking you out, you clumsily offer up your number. It has to work eventually!
And on that note have you ever had that issue of liking a girl, hitting on a girl, in a totally gay way as gayly as you can and shit just goes over her head?
>know this girl
>know she's gay
>she's fucking adorable
>wanna get in it
>maybe date too?
>hit on her
>subtly at first
>"hey we should hang out more"
>then more overtly
>"you're really hot
>"I like you
>"you're so cute
>"you're beautiful
>"we should date
>know it kinda works
>can tell she's checked me out
>and likes me
>she blushes a lot
>kinda shy but ugh that's my shit
>but she never makes a move back so I'm not 100% sure
>tell my friends I like her
>tell her friends I like her
>just trying to get a second opinion
>if she'd like me
>her friends tell me yeah go for it
>she def likes me and thinks I'm hot
>sweet
>gonna ask her out
>gonna do it
>ask her to go out with me to dinner
>pay for dinner
>nice place
>dress sexy
>we got along
>kinda touch her arms and hands a lot
>feel her warming up
>but still kinda ?
>walk her to her place
>kiss her on cheek
>k cool
>ok I'm not gonna be the first one to text her
>I've already been so forward
>gotta not be desperate
>week of nothing from her
>aaaaaaaaaaaaah whats going on
>is she not into me?
>what do i do
>just text asking what's up
>some minimal stuff
>ask if she wants to go out again
>she invites me to some house party instead
>ok that's...ok
>go and she's with friends I know
>feeling shitty
>maybe she's not into me?
>maybe I was too desperate
>and this is her way of just fading away instead of telling me no?
>whatever done
>time passes
>see her again
>be chill
>she brings up that her friends told her I liked her
>yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?
>so why didn't I tell her?
>what
>nope
>no fuck that I told you so much
>bring date and how she ignored me after
>she thought that was just hanging out as friends
>how it was a damn nice restaurant with just two of us and I paid and tried for a kiss?
>thought I was just being nice
>ugh fuck this
>not into her anymore anyway
>>5620643
>Maybe next time someone's checking you out, you clumsily offer up your number. It has to work eventually!
I'm too fucking shy I'm afraid of girls/talking to them sooo bad.
I could never do this.
I'll do my best..
>>5620672
She is just insecure, she definitely noticed and just couldn't believe it. That's why that type never gets the hints Ns you have to slap them with the i like you as bluntly as possible.
But hey good for you that you are over her.
>>5620643
>I've heard people say that before, but I don't believe it anymore. Cute is too mellowing. When someone like that gets in the presence of someone willing who gives off a cute vibe, there's never any breaking.
says you. Sounds like some other horrible insecurity shit you got going on but I know girls that lust the fuck out of cute.
>>5620744
Maybe it's regional and I can just move. Where is this wonderful land of Break the Cutie?
>>5620672
she was either super thick, or purposefully milking you for attention. If she's a lesbian, I assume the former. If she's bi or straight, I assume the latter.
>>5620777
Pennsylvania, come now. There's amish and lesbians that wanna fuck cute pussy.
>>5620811
But they have winters in Pennsylvania!
>>5620824
Yeah it sucks like that.
>>5620733
>>5620781
The way I've figured it is she was either horribly insecure which is some shit I can't deal with anyway or she really wasn't into me and was lying cause attention reasons? But that latter doesn't seem her type, she never seemed that cruel .
Or maybe just really that socially stunted. Either way more trouble than it's worth.
>>5620833
Damn, anon. That's a smooth use of images.
>>5620875
I try
>>5620604
I would be more afraid of Muslims.
>>5620938
Muslims don't hold any political power in the United States, anon. They are an extreme minority both legislatively and demographically. American Muslims also act nothing like Muslims anywhere else in the world -- probably because they're allowed to acclimate to the culture and effect it in turn. Melting pot effect, niggerrrrrr.
Christians, though. Christians really hate homos and they have a lot of money and political capital. A Muslim has never done me wrong. Christians have denied me medical care, chased me from my home, and one even intentionally broke my arm. I don't trust a Christian.
>>5620938
I wanna fuck a muslim girl. At least once in my life.
>>5620811
>someone else lives in PA
Where in this godless state do you live?
>>5621006
>The only thing I can say is not all Christians are bad.
>In most Muslims country's you will be killed for being lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender.
>>5621090
And in most Christian countries you will be killed for being LGBT. Or are we just ignoring the parts of the United States, Mexico, various European nations both East and West, and the vast majority of Africa out of convenience for your argument?
You're trying to make Muslims out to be a hoard of violence-obsessed miscreants we need to be wary and fearful of. But anon, that's just religious people in general.
>>5621108
Nah muslims are more homophobic right now. But idgaf cause I'm not in a muslim country and they're the minority in this ol US of A.
Telling me I should fear muslim homophobia more than christian homophobia is like telling me I shouldn't be worried about tornadoes in Oklahoma because hurricanes are worse. Maybe they are but I'm in fucking Oklahoma not New Orleans so I'm gonna focus on local shit first.
>>5621009
Same, familia. I had the biggest crush on this Pakistani girl who was on student council with me in high school.
>>5621139
I do not disagree at all. Muslim panic is stupid in the United States -- we have perfectly local shitheads to worry about first.
>>5621343
luckily they're busy burning shrubbery and being hungry in wildlife refuges
>>5621444
Those terrorists shot people, anon. I don't think their stupid tantrum is very funny.
Or lesbian. Can we talk about kissing girls now?
Southern belle with a gun to protect me from those evil terrorists, where are you?
Lezgen, I had a thought:
What if instead of being bisluts, political lesbians are actually just biprudes?
>>5621609
political lesbians are mostly straight in my experience. I've never heard of one enjoying sex with a woman (although they do like kissing and cuddling sometimes).
>>5615833
>>in which case probably spend some time thinking about what animal you >wanna morph into
Raven...
I kick myself. There was this raven sculpture in a downtown Rapid City SD art store that was made out of bits and pieces, and had wheels for feet. It was cute, and I should have bought it, but I didn't think I could afford the $660 they were asking for it. I do think it was worth every penny.
(pic) One of my better photos of a raven.
>>5616676
>>5616701
If you normally dress masculine, then a suit or something on the more masculine side. As for hair, wear it how it is. Just make sure it looks good for the length/style, etc..
>>5616746
>And get it tailored.
Yes! Well fitted clothing gives a very good impression.
>>5616802
>>5618890
LOL I did that style a number of times when young. It's fun how fashion comes around again and again. I also often did less formal jackets over camisoles and cutoff shorts.
>>5620256
All you need to be is nice, helpful and well dressed for people to lay up at night dreaming of you. A few times a year I seam to collect yet another one who falls hard for me, and I'm not pretty or young. I'm just average, but I smile and am helpful to those around me. I dress well too.
>>5620672
Some just need to be hit by a Clue-by-four. I can be rather dense when it comes to the whole flirting and initial dating thing. PTSD also fucks bad with things and makes it hard for me to connect with anybody. At least it is finally being cured.
>>5621009
>>5621140
There was a Persian woman I worked with that I seriously lusted after. Sadly she was already taken. At least she was lesbian.
>>5622143
>(pic) One of my better photos of a raven.
Oops, clobbered my raven.
>>5622143
You can be the nicest person in the world (and well dressed), if the ones around you are straight you will only stay a fantasy for them. And you'll stay alone.
On the bright side, there's a big comics convention in my city this week-end, already spotted a few lesbians while going at work this morning. I'm not in the mood today, but I'll see if I can at least grab some attention these next days.
>the child of your gf will never be yours
>you will always be basically a cuckold
I don't even have a gf and I'm sitting here crying over this stupid bullshit LIFE IS NOT FAIR fuck this fucking bullshit
>>5622348
there are over 7 billion people in the world why is everyone obsessed with making more? Just adopt, I'd do it even if I were straight.
Should I invite the qt I loved to participate in the Global Game Jam?
It's been more than a year we stopped talking, and I want to use this opportunity to speak with her again. But I don't know really.
>>5622359
All children for adoption are subhuman. Basically just shitskins and slavs with fetal alcohol syndrome.
You'll waste 18-24 years and be lucky they don't stab you before they end up in prison.
>>5614781
Is that polydactyl?
>>5622348
>the child of your gf will never be yours
>you will always be basically a cuckold
Not really, science could make it happen pretty soon, if the christfags weren't so uptight.
>>5622359
After a TBI I'm still two standard deviations higher IQ than average. Both my parental family lines have very high IQ averages.
>>5623220
still a gay tho
breeding rights should only be granted to the very fittest humans on this increasingly overpopulated earth
>>5623239
LOL People seam to consider me very fit. I have a waiting list for the next time I donate gametes. You?
How do you go about meeting someone if you're into shy weebs? Go on anime cons or what?
>>5623981
cons do have a lot of strange hook ups among shy weebs so yeah that'd be a good starting point
Anyone on this board go to byu Provo? I'm think about attending that usga. Thoughts?
>>5614316
Want
>>5623981
Right here. P-please don't hit on me silly girl te-he~
>guys try to ask me out fairly regularly
>never get hit on by girls and too shy to approach girls myself
>>5623220
Mine is three above average.
But most people should be smart enough to see that the world can't continue doubling population size every 15 fucking years.
There are lots of intelligent children without homes, and IQ is really a shitty measure of intelligence anyway.
>>5623220
How did you manage to pass that 'TBI'?
I always wanted to know my IQ, I've got several of my teacher thinking I was gifted and I want to know if it was real
>>5623220
>falling for the iq meme
lol bet you buy that mbti shit too
it's some fedora level ways of understanding intelligence and personality, all as discredited as thinking wolves have an "alpha/beta/omega" structure that humans should emulate
>>5622359
same. Always knew I'd adopt, my brother did and that niece is the coolest damn one in my opinion. It's also eerie how much she is just like my mom.
Having children is unethical anyway. If you want to shit out kids you are scum.
>>5622359
Same
True that 'having your own kid' is the norm, however this kid is a human, he's gonna go away eventually, and if you think about it, you don't pass your genes but your parent's which aren't theirs, etc..
So yeah, wanting to 'pass of' your gene has something kind of wrong, as it's like you'd want to see another you in the wild
Smells like future pressure on that kid to be what you wanted to be or wtv
I think we shouldn't "want to have kids", we should "want to be a parent".
>>5624297
>lol I'm gonna double down on my iq meme
hah k dude. (you) got me. Go tattoo your iq number above your ass so you can have an illusion of self respect when you take that bbc up your ass ya self hating polfag shitting up lesgen.
>>5624352
Now you're just talking to yourself. Nice damage control though.
>>5624380
>you're just AFRICAN!
>n-no y-you're the polfag now
dang, way to demonstrate your high iq
>>5624391
Please don't, I'm tired of your same tumblr lewd gifs.
>>5624391
hey I can shit on some iqmeme fag and post lewds too
but I've posted the same damn lewds over and over I feel it must be getting boring for some
>>5624398
you'd prefer lewd anime?
>>5624393
You know, even if IQ test were to measure language and comprehension abilities too niggers like you would still score low.
>>5624409
God damn, have I not seen this gif over 30 times now. Stop posting the same shit over and over and over and over and over again.
>>5624421
I would prefer whatever is not the same tumblr gifs that are posted in every thread.
>>5624436
I'm the poster with the "sin" gifs, still
>complaining about lesbian lewd gif
pleb.
>>5624449
Most of those gifs aren't even hot so fuck you, especially the ones that are just nigger wriggling their ass. I can't feel anything to that.
>>5624398
prefer it to the same shitty waifus
>anime girls are why agp hons exist
>sexy cis real girls make hons wanna kill themselves in jelly
truly between the two the answer is easy
>>5624459
I only posted girls making out
And why you always so mad anon?
>>5624459
Oh was it this ass that triggers you so?
>>5624465
>complains about waifus and hons n shit
>posts japanese girls
You're doing it wrong, those hons love Japan-anything.
>>5624466
Then my anger is towards that butt-loving nigger that keeps posting the same low quality gifs in every lesgen. And I'm not always mad, I'm going crazy with those gifs.
>>5624423
Actually scored high back in high school. Little cunt me that was all "I'm so smart and special" even got into baby mense, was in my local news and gay shit.
But now I hate all that shit cause it's self congratulatory bullshit over a retard test.
Now shitposting ass. Either way you can keep posting your bad taste girls and living in a delusion that you're both smart and a real girl.
>>5624514
Awe damn I even spelled mensa wrong. Truly they should have never let me in. They really have no standards. Looked good on college application though.
Actually I prefer doing dumps later when the threads almost dead. Idk why, just feels better so might hold off.
>>5624514
>being so assblasted about the /sci/pol/ meme I posted that you feel the need to redeem yourself
Kek niggers are so dumb.
![1420598718960[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ykMpipd.png "1420598718960[1].png")
>anons arguing over IQ thing
>anons arguing over gifs and pictures
>>5624482
>And I'm not always mad
Uh.. yeah you are.
if you're that same anon posting animus waifu and shit.
>>5624532
Actually I haven't posted in a long time, at least not with animus or waifus.
>>5624526
That's not how trolling works? You can't post a memetroll, get told it's a memetroll and then go all "Haha you feel for my epic trolling" especially after being so buttblasted yourself.
Jesus this feels like an autistic kid trying for the first time. I expect better from lesgen trolls.
>>5624514
backing you up
sadly I can't post much of them since the majority has tits/vagina showing
>>5624537
Wait are you that kek?
Am I talking to the kektroll?
Why don't you trip already so I can filter you and your wrong opinions?
>>5624537
Oh, I thought you were that psychotic bitch anon
>>5624539
But I wasn't even "trolling" or whatever. It's not my fault you're so stupid to take it literally and/or not getting the reference.
>>5624542
what a bro
>>5624543
>the kektroll
Is this how newfags call me now?
Hey why is it that trannies do like anime?
I know it's not the right thread and I shouldn't bring it up but if it's brought up in any other thread it gets trannies mad so figure maybe here it'll be ok.
>>5624566
Oh shit it is kek.
Damn I'm sorry fuck me for talking not even a real girl. I fucked up.
Haha remember that time you broke a girls iphone with your autism?
>>5624570
>Hey why is it that lesbians do like anime?
>Hey why is it that gays do like anime?
And how should we know?
>>5624581
I'm just looking for shitty theories to explain why trannies use anime pics more than any others on this board.
>>5624570
here's what I think:
Because anime = man made = fantasm fulfiller
Everything that we humans make is made to fulfill our needs/frustrations
And (like a lot of people) trannies have a dissatisfaction with reality, so they fall into the 2d world
>>5624580
When will you tumblrfucks stop deluding yourselves into thinking I'm a tranny? Does it hurts so much that a lesbian does not think like you do?
>>5624594
Cause you never post your face yet you're a recognizable shitposter. So gotta assume.
Also idk what you are but you aren't a real girl. Kinda like Pinocchio maybe.
>>5624604
I have posted my face like two times in the board already. Not my fault you're new and haven't seen them.
>>5624588
Maybe because they identify with 2d little girls, but they'll never be girls or 2d so, huh, I don't know.
>>5624610
OH man I'm actually on this shit site for way to long in life now but I must've missed it. Post it again por favor.
IQ is pure bullshit, and only those that have an investment in circlejerking over it are unwilling to accept that. It's volatile, it can't be used to predict abilities or behaviors, and most damning of all it's arbitrary. There is no accurate, standard way or arriving at it.
I want kek to leave again. It was better when he wasn't shitposting about overly specific weeb nonsense and dropping /pol/bait. This thread was comfy.
>>5624542
Mods don't care. We're all alone here.
>>5624666
It's true. I've posted full frontal before and never got banned. Worst thing might happen is some fag comes in all "eeeewww boobs" and reports and it gets deleted, but never gotten a ban over it. I've stopped caring as much.
>>5624617
I deleted them from my cellphone long ago but maybe one still is in the archive.
>>5624610
You've posted a grainy closeup of part of your face, and half of your face in low light hidden behind shit. That's not posting your face two times. That's posting your face zero times. The reason you're always acting like a man, getting angry and butthurt and demanding, and endlessly talking about tranny nonsense is because you yourself are a tranny. And everyone knows it. The hypocrisy is the annoying part, you cretin.
Just hurry up and kill yourself so your mother can have a better life.
>>5624666
>>5624694
alrighty then
I guess it's like the song 'a little titty never killed nobody'
>it's shitting on kek time
truly the best thing about lesgen is how we come together to shit on kek and the few tripfags
>also porn time
happy day
>>5624736
>shoes
But why tho
I'm no footfag, but this is just confusing. Completely naked except for sneakers.
last one
this one's probably gonna get deleted I think
>>5624790
Idk, sounds hot to me
>>5624795
Jesus, look at the width of those hips. No wonder she went into porn.
>shave pussy first time
>amazing my pussy is gorgeous I should go into porn
>i'd be that legit lesbian just fucking girls for pay amazing
>think about dad
>he's such a good man
>bad enough some give him shit for raising a lesbian daughter
>can't go into porn the shame I'd bring him
Some day he'll die and I'll use this pussy power to go into milf porn playing some dominating fancy lady.
>>5624887
How would anyone find out and get it back to him?
>try to talk to girls through kik
>one is an obvious catfish
>the other isn't a girl and calls me a bitch for not giving him nudes
All I want is to kiss up and down a girl's body and grind our wet panties together.
>>5624956
>grind our wet panties together
Anon, tone down the autism.
>>5624975
I have a panty fetish, friendo. I can't help it. There's something insanely hot about it for me.
Talking with my friends, I realized we knew nothing about about how lesbian sex is really like beyond what lesbian porn portrays (which is probably bs anyway). So, outside of toys, how do you guys do it? What's the closest thing you can do that' similar to m/f penetration with both climaxing together? What feels particularly good? What about losing your virginity?
I'm legit curious, thought I might as here. Hopefully this isn't too off topic.
