Lewdest thing you've heard/said
>>5605522
"Love you"
I'm pretty pathetic.
>>5605522
It was a moan, I'm normally very quiet and that was the first time I did something like that.
Just today my gf said " I'm gonna spread you on my bed like mashed potatoes"
"I want to hold your hand"
"Fuck me like a whore!"
-Me
>you have a nice smile. you should learn to relax your face
,__,
"thank you for letting me suck your dick"
>>5605522
hooo i've said a lot of lewd things that i probably can't remember offhand
mostly snappy comebacks to things that weren't even intentionally double entendre
pretty much my entire relationship with my best friend
>>5605522
"Master, I need your big cock in my sissy pussy, please I need it bad."
and other stuff along those lines
>>5605522
Funny story..
>Be me, mtf
>Friend is an older cis chick
>We're drinking one night and decide to fool around
>Somehow end up with her trying to scissor me while I'm laying on my back
>Hottest thing ever
>She's forcefully rubbing her clit on the area right underneath my junk and moaning
>I blurt out "fuck me"
>In between moans she says "If I had a cock I would ravage your body"
She went on to choke and slap me in the face, pull on my tits, spank me, etc until she brought herself to orgasm. One of my most lewd sexual experiences.
"suck my boy clit while you pound me balls deep slapping my ass sir poop is a natural lubricant make me clean it off"
I don't know if I want to take you out to eat, or eat you out and take you.
>>5607127
damn i'm using this the next time i'm around a hot guy
>>5607136
Glad you liked it lol
>>5607139
got any more?
They say eyes are the passage to the soul. I'd like to reach heaven in your body as I look in your eyes and bring you with me
>>5607141
If heaven is a place on earth, it's at the back of my throat. ;)
I tried lol. The first one was the best I had.
>>5606631
I am stealing this one. Its adorable.
hi
>>5607166
Holy shit this is great.
>>5607146
ew.
>>5605522
>"did you cum?"
>"I-I think I did..." (lie)
>"You think?"
>"I uhh..."
>"You'd know."
>"How do you..."
>firmly massages prostate and gives oral simultaneously
>eyes wide
>stop talking
>stop everything
>feel something gigantic building in my chest, bashing against the inside of every part of my body
>brain shuts down
>trying to speak to say something witty and cool but it comes in broken fragments
>"What is... am I... I think I'm... I'm... gonna... I think... you... you're making..."
>let out probably the loudest and most authentic sexual moan of my life (I'm typically quiet all the time out of shyness)
>grab everything and squeeze
>try to move but she holds me in place
>continue moaning at the top of my lungs and squirming around like a distressed caterpillar
>she keeps holding me
>keeps going
>see white
>come like the force of a billion russian hydrogen bombs dropped into a supernova
>let out some type of massive hybrid moan/scream completely against my will
>she's still holding me firmly
>still going
>i'm limp
>muttering nonsensical gibberish
>she slows, and eventually stops
>everything is hazy
>I can barely see
>without missing a beat, she slides up behind me
>spoons me
>kisses me on the neck
>I'm still shivering
>"that's a good girl"
I almost came again right there on the spot.
"You're hot" to her one day and the other day playfully smacked her ass back to class and she didn't say anything
Pretty sure I sexually assaulted that girl and I didn't even know it
I was a horny teenager
"Oh fuck, I'm going to fill you up you fucking whore."
stated 0.3 seconds before ejaculating
she later commented that I had "fucked [her] like an animal]"
>>5607258
neat
>>5607291
>>5607332
a match made in heaven
>>5607258
i wish i had orgasms like that
I make jokes about being impregnated sometimes, after he cums inside me. Poking fun at the fact that I'm MtF and cannot have children.
"Oh fuck.. You came so much inside of me.. You know, I'm sure our babies would be beautiful *giggles*"
>>5607258
>you will never experience this
>>5607258
>>she keeps holding me
fucking disgusting fuck off you gross cis scum
>>5605522
I used to sleep with this twink who was into the whole daddy thing. I was bigger and older and more masc than him and we did hot father/son roleplay sometimes.
>"That's right baby, suck daddy's dick like it's candy"
>"You're daddy's little fucktoy"
>"Daddy's gonna fill you up with his come"
>etc
>>5607404
>with his come
>come
End your life immediately.
>>5607258
>girl on mtf
>>5607446
Why do you care what people do? Go back to lesgen fag.
>>5607258
you are extremely lucky anon, i'm getting heavily arounsed just reading, i wish i have a wonderful girlfriend to have sex like that.
>>5607258
im hard as fuck rn
>>5606631
Oops, I used that the other day. :x
>>5606254
>>5607258
I think I'm not straight anymore after I read that.
"when I blow my load in your mouth it will be so much it will be coming out of your nose."
he did, but it didn't.
can't really say it was lewd.
been meeting with a guy and just exchanging oral, even though we'd be naked in his bed. on day we were pretty horny, grinding against each other and he whispers in my ear "I want you to fuck me"
I wrapped up and lubed and started fucking him. all the time I was fucking him he just kept saying "fuck me, anon, fuck me" over and over again. it was hot.
>>5607258
Those times are fun, aren't they? I love it when my partners do stuff like that to me. I reciprocate too.
>>5605522
"you're tight when you're scared"
>>5607826
it was very erotic at the time, okay?
"I love you too" - friend that i havent even kissed yet.
>tfw megavirgin
>>5607965
>cant really say it was lewd
Really? Are you sure about that? Are you 100% positive?
>>5608955
>it was very erotic at the time, okay?
Not him but do lesbians have trouble staying 'hard' while laughing their asses off?
"I'm going to bury my cock balls deep in your ass. For every wimper, I'll fuck you harder. If you so much as let one drop of cum out of that cute little cock you'll regret it."
*pulls hair back*
"You hear me you little slut?"
"Y-yes master..."
"Louder!"
*smacks ass*
"YES MASTER! LET ME PLEASE YOU! MY ASS IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING!"
*slide in bare, all the way to the base*
"ugn..."
*put hand around his throat, pull all the way back out. Then all the way in*
"What did I say?!"
*begin pounding the tight little ass, until I can't contain it*
"Roll over"
"W-why?" (Trap ashamed of his cock)
*flip him over myself. I begin massaging our cocks together, then blow my load all over his nice little boiclit*
*his eyes get wide as I go down and suck all of the cum off. I don't swallow. I suck him until he cums fiercely into my mouth*
*I lean up and have the deepest kiss ever, our cum swapping from each others mouth. We both swallow our mingled semen*
Best night ever.
>>5608911
>that sentence and that pic
>>5606631
I've said this twice
>>5609122
Very well done anon
>>5609250
Thank you ^-^
>>5609025
slightly. It was cute. Me and another person had both eaten mashed potatoes coincidentally on the same day, I was talking about how I liked mashed potatoes, gf overheard, contributed that to the conversation, making me very embarrassed, in a good way.
>>5609894
what a keeper. introduce her to your parents asap.
"Good morning!"
Context: every so often i give the bf a wakeup blowjob.
>>5609122
muh dick
"Oh, oh wow. Okay."
Their reaction to my dick being so big.
My ego will never deflate.
>>5610820
lol
