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previous: >>5596965
Hi poki
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
>>5598995
>le funny and original content
>tfw no personal ymir to dry hump
>tfw ugly net
>tfw no bf
>>5599003
not elanna
>>5599006
even a fictional character wouldn't want to go near you
>>5599007
>>5599007
Can I fish with you?
>>5599017
who dis?
>tfw in a girls store watching clothes
<you can wait outside anon
>ok mom
>>5599029
say
>can I come in and get some girl clothes too
>>5599019
S-sure
>>5599011
>tfw no emoe bf to cuddle with in this storm
>>5599031
yes i have
started E a week ago, started T-blockers yesterday. I don't feel any different. Should I?
>>5599031
No ;~;
>>5599040
iktf
>>5599040
>tfw no bf to watch anime and play video games with
>>5599050
Maybe you'll start having to use the bathroom a lot in a few days or something, I don't remember.
>>5599050
give it a few more weeks
>>5599050
Give it like a week or so
>>5599028
cba desu
>>5599035
She would beat the shit out of me right there
>>5599050
If the T-blocker is spironolactone, you'll probably need to urinate frequently in the next week or so. Otherwise, not really; HRT effects tend to come slowly.
>>5599063
You deserve to be beaten
>>5599061
Inb4 memes
>>5599065
>quitcha'
???
>>5599068
hello
>>5599068
>>5599070
Fffuck you pookie!
Ok... I take so long writing my blog posts the next thread has already started when I hit Post. I think I should take that as a serious clue about my long-windedness... So, anyway, repost.
OK, now that's fucking disturbing. Got stopped by cops on my way home. I was really worried that would happen at some point. Except they didn't check anything even though they could have ticketed me straight away. Just asked me if I'd been drinking, didn't check when I said I didn't drink at all, then they told me one of my headlamps was dead and that I should replace it. I didn't even have to show my driving license. So, I pretty much narrowed the possible explanations to three:
-I'm a Jedi, and I'll ask my shrink to add midichlorians to my next blood check, to make sure I can discount that possibility.
-That whole traffic squad was made of trans allies and when they clocked me, they decided not to ask for ID so as to avoid embarrassing me, and used my chosen pronouns. Ok, that would be so uncop-like it's even more ridiculous than the first hypothesis.
-I look like the kind of respectable woman who wouldn't even have blinked before calling her lawyer and filing a police harassment complaint had they done their work a bit thoroughly. Given I was wearing a rather expensive looking suit, that's probably the least improbable idea even if my car is a clunker.
Anyway, that was the fright of the week...
>>5599073
"Quit your bitching."
>tfw no bf to heal
>tfw no fun mmo
>>5597649
who is this?
>>5599083
>trans allies
sorry abt ur run in with the cops tho. i'm glad u'r ok
>>5599083
Were you afraid of getting in some sort of legal trouble, or just justifiably unnerved by the encounter?
>>5599090
play Killing Floor and go medic
It's not an mmo but it's fun.
>>5599053
fuck i want him.
>>5599054
>ywn watch anna mae with chris while snuggled in your bed
>>5599031
how do you get a bf? i will try desu
>>5599105
n-no, he doesnt get pleased by repeating numbers like i do
>>5599090
Come play swtor
I'm a good tank ._.
>>5599067
Yes, im human garbage
>>5599104
same ;~;
>>5599105
But I want to vent my frustrations.
>tfw fat ugly man with boobs
>make even yourself sick by just being you
>>5599116
RICKY, PLEASE.
>he will never stare into your eyes like that
>>5599100
I've played it too much so kind of bored.
>>5599113
Isn't that a pve game?
I did play it on launch but star wars is dumb.
>>5599122
iktf
bleck so much math homework. and i have to teach myself maple. how is everyone doing tonight?
>>5599099
Well, to be valid, ID has to include a recognizable picture. Obviously, mine doesn't exactly fit that anymore. So, there wasn't much they could do, except ticket me for the dead light and send me to a police station cell for the next twenty four hours, just "time to check my ID". Oh, and slap me with another ticket for soliciting. Some cops make sure to do that to every transwoman they clock, because, you know, the only reason a man could wear women's clothes is to whore himself. I live in a pretty backwards country.
>>5599090
Are there any MMOs where playing a healer, or any kind of caster really, doesn't just come down to hitting your hotkeys in the right order? At least melee characters have to move around a bit sometimes. I'd like it if there was an MMO where being a healer was more like being an actual battlefield medic.
>tfw no bully gf to get you drunk and rape you
>>5599126
wvw in gw2 is fun-ish. the needy guys are more of a problem than a blessing tho
>>5599147
>rape you
Gross desu
>>5599147
>>5599142
idk in gw2 the healers are just who can keep standing for the most part, so you definitely have to move around a lot
>>5599142
In pvp it's about managing your cooldowns and predicting their bursts.
Also staying alive.
>>5599155
It's the cute and friendly kind.
>>5599159
>mfw a new kayla pic is posted
>>5599147
Is it rape if she's too drunk to consent too?
still feel like I made no progress
>>5599125
that feel is killing me
>>5599127
No. Besides I don't want to try a gay club and go purely for the sex.
I want a qt bf who'd want to do stuff with me ;~;
>>5599142
Well, City of Heroes was like that. Actually, pure "healers" were looked down upon because every character on a team had to manage aggro, mitigate damage, all while pulling his own weight DPS wise. Combat was pretty mobile and hectic. Unfortunately, NCSoft killed the game.
>>5599167
How are you ignoring the photographic evidence you just posted?
>>5599175
my skin got softer and less veiny, woopdie doo
>>5599179
you're dense as fuck
>>5599179
Also boobs.
>>5599166
Im not sure.
>>5599179
Kill yourself.
>>5599184
No one here calls them boobs, everyone calls them moobs and it makes me feel like binding them
>>5599189
Get them surgically removed bro
Also, I'm wondering whether I should ditch all of my social network and start fresh. I mean, I got a night out of the clinic and I spend it at a rather boring party, reviving contacts with a bunch of artist types I've known for more than a decade and who could out me at anytime without even thinking about it. Somehow, it doesn't feel quite right.
>>5599179
Tfw 1year hrt too and just turned a little less gross of a male gorilla.
Mainly bcus lost weight. Skittles do nufin
>>5599189
Are you on crack?
>>5599201
This better not be who I think it is.
>>5599202
Kayla has mild autism ;)
>>5599202
Actually I just started taking Hydroxycut to help with my diet so maybe yeah.
Ok so this was earlier in the day...
>>5599209
Who else.. >:C
Ttyl i have to go shake jungle trees and be the alpha ape.
mooooo! moobs.org the male lactation enthusiast resource!
Aaaand this is now
>>5599232
Kayla you have bigger boobs than I do. You're long past being able to pretend hormones did nothing.
>>5599244
You're a qt.
Fuck this noise it's almost chest height in the corner
I can't unsee that nose hair
>>5599259
let's roadtrip to the blue mountains together.
>>5599254
That looks like a dude's tummy and pelvis while he's hunching over.
hello dello fellegates
>Tfw sick of being single
>>5599167
No progress my ass
>>5599255
>>5599232
[correction: this was addressed to kayla]
yeah like all you have is smaller, more far apart and pointer than normal boobs. normal trans boobs that can be coped with. my aunt even has them and she's cis. the only trans women that don't get them have a genetic predispo and who cares
face and acting normally are everything. i stress the latter bit
ahem *pointier--not pointer, the dog
>>5599090
go play EVE online and make your perfect cis female self. The character creation is the tits
>>5599266
i dont even know you though
but it would be fun
>>5599276
hey annananna
>tfw a straight cis dude says "oh you mean that dude that looks like a queer faggot?" To you when you're boy mode in girls skinny jeans tucked into knee high black boots, a girls shirt that you're kinda popping out of and a satchel
>>5599303
were you wearing your warpaint?
>>5599303
>knee high boots
>boy mode
You seem confused
>>5599297
hey sheen
my car broke down lol
>>5599314
implying gaye wasnt going horse riding, shaking my head to be quite honest family
>>5599317
:(
is it okay though?
are you okie?
anna are you okie? are you okie anna?
>>5599323
i smiled. thank you, i needed that.
>>5599322
>I would love to see snow
well then move
>>5599322
>chaser wants to see elannas boobs
Nice try bro
>>5599323
yeah the serpentine belt was cracked and torn, so the alternator wasn't charging the battery so the battery died
i got a new belt but i cant change it myself, you have to jack up the engine and remove one of the mounts to get to the belt and it's dumb so imma get my dad and uncle to do it tomorrow. it will be fine.
>>5599314
Wearing knee high Doc Martens boots is perfectly acceptable in boymode if you're carrying a baseball bat as well.
Also, rubber waders are perfectly androgynous but are a fashion faux pas almost everywhere outside of deep hick country.
>>5599338
okay thats good then
you should sit there drinking cocktails and making sure they are doing it all right
or like
go outside with gloves and a beanie and a coat on and throw snowballs at trains
>>5599346
we doesnt have snow here :/
im back at my place in the city tho, we brought my car back to my dads so he can work on it there
tomorrow im just gonna be a cold pedestrian in the big ol city, yikes
>>5599322
You have bigger boobs than most of mtfg, though I remember you saying that you were 70+kg before so that might be why. Most of mtfg seems stick skinny.
https://unsee
.cc/gizesabo/
>>5599330
>well then move
I can't move, moving costs mad amounts of money and I am broke. Plus if I move then how will I have a gender clinic for hrt and my electro place?
>>5599355
I would kill to be that skinny again
>>5599329
yw
>>5599351
it did when u was born
the heavens opened up and heralded the annabelle with some snows.
its good that your dad and uncle are helping you out, and pedestrian life aint so bad
u can go to cafes and the like
>>5599355
>tfw you are going to be flat barrel chested as soon as you lose weight
>>5599322
i'll stress the acting normally bit again tho if that wasn't clear.
everything seems to point the reason why you don't fit in has to do with whatever has been replicating your bizarre thinking over the years, so really insofar as that affects your voice and affect, outwardly noticeable stubborn woolgathering on baffling obscure topics like an am radio junkie: i think that's the only obstruction for you
>>5599365
Got to lose weight to even see if you have a barrel chest.
Time for fingers down the throat Shannon!
>>5599201
>Tfw 1year hrt too and just turned a little less gross of a male gorilla.
Hey mtfg how do i gain weight if i dont like food
If i shovel pasta into my face will i start gaining
>>5599377
melt pints of ice cream and drink them
>>5599377
Cheap fast food pizza
>>5599377
yes, make an oily pasta sauce and eat it with spaghetti
>>5599379
At the very least add V8 juice or something to get vitamins.
Not eating anything is stupid though, you should consume like 1500 a day
>>5599378
Kek
Unfortunately i only have stuff with things in it, drinking stuff with chunks of solid shit in it makes me throw up cuz of the texture
>>5599379
my roomate wants to move back to straya one day. i will likely join her.
Just saw it. Cried at the mirror scene, woman in front of me gave some tissues :')
That first doctor was bald like my pediatrician was. Reminded me what a stupid fuck he was.
How do I get my mom to watch it?
hey everyone do i pass?
>>5599322
I was about to humor you, but unsee is down ;~;
>>5599394
I really hope you die, but we all know you're going to give in and be stuffing your face again tomorrow.
>>5599394
maybe!!
>>5599372
>tits and a belly
nice
>>5599402
You look like a masculine girl but yes, you'd fit right in here in the Pacific NW since we have so many of them.
>>5599395
Was it good? Would it convince a stubborn mom or is it pure agp bullshit?
>>5599368
>Grind some ice and blow it around a room with a hair dryer, same thing basically
sounds fun, I would love the snow
>>5599367
um so you are saying i need to totally change my life? I know, I am just so afraid of leaving my mother, she picks up the slack for me and I am so lost without her.
>>5599372
>>5599421
Hey stop posting my photos
Thanks bby i know.
>>5599402
Not really to be perfectly honest
>>5599411
>I really hope you die
me too
> but we all know you're going to give in and be stuffing your face again tomorrow.
I need to give myself an eating disorder to lose the weight because when I have a bad day and eat too much, I can't just go back to my normal diet the next day as I've already screwed up
so I need to make sure I just don't eat
>>5599413
anna
u know what this means right
it means u an me will be able to go have pizza together and hang out some day
and also you will be able to get as many tim tams as you want whenever you want!
>>5599410
post them to imgur or here, im not looking for them to be nude, I just am curious about their size and how they set on your chest, so far everyone's boobs here look normal but mine are too wide set
>>5599437
>Was it good?
Imagery is a little forced, but it's a Focus film. Acting is great, especially the lead. Take your mommy to see it and I'll try to do the same
Also omg Arclight theater #1!!!!
>>5599450
Yeah but how was the dsyphoria handled? Were they always dysphoric or just agp?
>>5599449
You know it's not going to matter right? Your own mental filters are going to make you feel inferior, even if a third party disagrees.
>>5599372
im into it..
>>5599456
Omg girl just like mine. Have no idea living depressed and pretty much retard mode. Then BAM!
AND THEN IT NEVER GOES AWAY.
>tfw ywn be the blonde
>>5599456
pure agp. you'll definitely relate
>>5599464
Jesus Christ, can you fucking shut up
>>5599323
pic related
>>5599338
wow I rlly know like nothing about cars
>>5599377
eating as much as u can and making what u can eat as high-calorie as possible,
health is important too tho so look to more whole grains and healthy fats
>>5599467
y not?
>>5599389
Satchels are comfy cross body bags, mines coach :3
>>5599476
No.
>>5599479
why dont you wear a manly long shirt like that?
>>5599479
Ooooooh those things
I thought you meant one of these, my senpai always called them satchels
>>5599389
>drinking stuff with chunks of solid shit in it makes me throw up cuz of the texture
how about smoothies?
>>5599479
>coach
>$450 dollar purse
you sicken me
>>5599498
Absolutely disgusting unless theyre super bleended and totally honogenous
I probably have an eating disorder, entire food groups i am unable to keep down because of how much the texture psychs me out
I'm Having a normie night and going dancing and drinking with a bunch of pretty 20 something cis girls and they're all going to make me feel like a disgusting monster lmao
oh wow I love tetris friends
>>5599510
oh wow
>>5599505
Sounds real fucking cancer. Let's hope all of you get raped
>>5599505
I would have though that would be the same for most people desu.
>>5599504
yeah that's what I meant, u can make them as blended as u want
>>5599501
you always brag about your extravagant lifestyle
>tfw ive become a girl but ill never escape from the star of david
>tfw this hairline
kill me
>>5599505
Portland?
>>5599505
desu idk which is worse
Being one of the "guys" and being clearly girliest but at the same time bored
Or having okie time but feeling like an ugly second tier thingie mid of p cis friends
>>5599529
Clip-in bangs.
tfw no hot veiny bf
>>5599523
I don't have an extrvagant lifestyle. I am a leech to my mom and eat mostly microwave pizza and chicken tenders and I drive a beat up truck. Faye has marble counters and stainless steel appliances along with a new car and unlimited clothes. She is rich and lies and trolls here all day, fuck faye. Her "im such a man" routine is fucking so old and has pissed me off.
>>5599529
Just shave it off :^)
>>5599537
It'll still be there even if I hide it
>>5599477
cus im terrible with people so i'll never get my ass slapped by a qt ;_;
>>5599449
Ask me another time when unsee is up, I have no problem uploading clothed or unclothed, I just don't want it to persist on a server somewhere. I have wideset boobs. Pic related, artists depiction.
>>5599505
brag more
maybe you can get someone here to give a shit
>>5599545
It'll also still be there even if I shave it off. My only hope is surgery at some point.
>>5599539
>microwaved tendies
>leeching off mummy
>bitching at people for actually having decent lives
>>>>>>>>>>>>/r9k/
>>5599550
>giving kayla fap material
New phone means you can now see my man chin in HD.
Jesus fuck I am tired
>>5599538
Disgusting
>>5599558
>>5599560
>fapping to my cone boobs
Why would anyone do this, ever?
>ill never pass and ill never have a veiny bf
>>5599561
resize your pics
>>5599550
>being this desperate to cater to the biggest chaser here
Get a fucking grip of your life
>>5599449
>but mine are too wide set
kayla please, you even get visible cleavage.
>>5599561
>NEW PHONE FLIPS THE IMAGES TOO
MOTHERFUCK
>>5599579
maybe idk, im just craving some kind of intimacy with someone
>>5599573
Well then get a hobby or something jesus
I hate all of you, god damn anime transbian trash. no one talks about men here
>>5599593
here
gosh
think about precum soaked penises already
sheesh
>>5599593
i do, i even sucked a dick today.
>>5599572
>Get a fucking grip of your life
This is exactly what I need to do, but not for the reason you stated.
>>5599593
People talk about men in these threads way more than they talk about finding girlfriends though?
>>5599593
I like men though, it's just that I am not really that sexual in the first place so talking about men all day is pointless.
>>5599539
what kind of new car does faye drive?
>>5599593
I miss guy and I feel like I've fucked up but it was always casual even though I enjoy his company soo much I wish there was better communication... ,__,
>>5599593
lol, people not liking your taste in men isn't rlly reason to start whining and bitching about other orientations
>>5599605
Subaru, I can tell by the seats, its also the fully loaded model
>>5599593
Trip on Kayla.
>>5599593
Maybe if you had posted a decent looking one more people would have talked about them.
>>5599593
I hate everyone here too. You all remind me of myself too much.
>>5599609
like a WRX?
>>5599619
Kill yourself.
>>5599608
i know im just starting shit because im bored and i got rejected by the guy i like yesterday.
fucking kill me
>be mtf
>living full time as a girl
>people at uni ask me all the time if I am feminist
>tell them to get lost
>girlfriends are becoming more and more feminist, tells me that I need to be too
what the f*#k world? Seriously I have been both sexes and being a girl is easy mode by far. Life as a girl has been a blast so far.
>no one ever give me harsh looks like when I was a man
>people go out of their way to help me open a door or lift things at the store
>everyone is nice and helpful
>drinks are cheaper or free when I go out on the town
>guys buy me food
>flirting with professors leads to better grades
>talked my way out of 2 separate traffic tickets
Being a girl is amazing.
>>5599604
"Wud you fuck me? Id fuck me."
You and your AGP filled sexual fantasies, no wonder there are no men involved.
>>5599618
desu how can you not think hes hot? id pay to suck his dick
>>5599593
l was before tbqh senpai.
Does this general still have a minecraft server?
>>5599632
post pic
>>5599631
aw I'm sorry
>>5599626
>that pic
>tfw you start saying to yourself that cis girls pass so well
why do I exist
>>5599635
He's got a dumb tatoo and a meme haircut, instant turn off imo.
>>5599637
Do we still accept autists
>>5599645
hi, sperg here, come kill me please
>tfw no hairy beardy muscly bf
>>5599634
I never really have sexual feelings or fantasies. Usually the only time I fantasize about a guy is if I am his gf and we are holding hands or eating together or hugging or cuddling or watching the sun set.
>>5599642
oh well i guess. i thought the tattoo was fine, though youre right that I'd prefer without it. i cant get over those veins is all...
>>5599637
Most likely, Sarah is either running or modding it i think... Shes on discord but not the thread linked in the OP, if you join the OP discord thread you can use !oldmtfginvite to go to the other one and find her
>>5599628
Might do
>>5599657
>tfw no bf to cuddle you as you watch a movie together on the sofa after just eating a meal of lasagne you made
>>5599670
i like lasagna soo much
what kind do you make?
I think I saw my first other transgril in the wild today. It was at a vegan restaurant. She was cute. I dont think she noticed me.
>>5599679
but you clocked her? I clocked a fellow mtf at a juice place once but that was it
>>5599689
I would honestly call the police if I ever saw you kayla.
>>5599689
clocking others is a trans tradition
Tfw straight but want to kiss a trip
>>5599689
Trans girls have really good trannydar
>>5599708
don't let your dreams be dreams
>>5599706
>clocking others is a trans tradition
yeah, at the clinic there was a 50 something hon that was eyeballing me like crazy and giving me the evil eye.
>>5599679
Also to add to this
>All these cute hipster chicks checking me out
>Have zero confidence and zero game so I can only barely smile back at them
Im not used to people looking at me with out disgust in their eyes.
>>5599708
Trip on maddie
>>5599714
thats what clocking is.
>>5599677
idk its just veal and pork
I want to clock kayla in the jaw
>>5599708
>>5598989
>only 1:24
i can't get any lower I don't know why
>Been thinking a lot about all this lately
>Realize that im a lot happier thinking about a future where I at least try to live as a girl at some point than just giving up and living as a boy
Thats a relief. Now I just need to get the basic shit in my life in order so I can start.
>>5599708
Trip on Kit
>Hang out with transgirl
>She thinks I like her
>I'm actually in love with her mom
I dont know what the fuck I am doing.
>>5599754
stick it in her bp faggot
