>/gaygen/
How much do I have to bench until i can do that thing where you flex and your pecs bounce?
I can bench 1pl8 atm.
>>5565466
>tfw no squat rack at home
second for sucking dick on accident
>tfw feet fag
I kinda like this feel lads.
>>5565507
Suuuuure
How do I go about getting tested? I'm so anxious /gg/ I'll probably be shaking the whole time
>>5565531
I hate body smells.
>>5565545
Prepare your penis hole to be penetrated with a swab.
>>5565556
Can't they just take my blood?
>>5565545
Go to your doctor or a clinic
For people who don't usually fancy fatties.
Are there any fatties you fancy?
for me James Corden is such a cute fatty, and I'm not usually into that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nck6BZga7TQ
>>5565566
kek, depends on what std tests you're going to do.
>>5565568
watched this video yesterday
All tea All shade he has enough money so he needs to buy a bigger shirt
>>5565568
well, then you'd like me better than him
>>5565566
Just ask for a full hiv and std panel
>>5565539
>>5565568
>tfw Adele will never be your best friend
She either has a goat publicist or she's a great human being.
>>5565556
>>5565566
>>5565586
>fun times
>>5565586
Okay, if I go to my family's health care provider do I need to bring a copay or whatever? Sorry I've never done this before
>>5565599
he looks like he has a small dick and large red ass hole
>>5565568
Hurley from Lost gets me.
Probably because he reminds me of this stoner guy I have a thing for.
>>5565612
What about me bby?
>>5565605
this doesn't really scare me should I ever have to get tested (lol)
>>5565612
>Hurley from Lost gets me.
lmao. He's like the first person that comes to mind for someone who is grossly fat.
>>5565608
datz wizzy babes
>>5565619
>mfw I've had this done to me as a kid
>>5565612
IM THE SON OF RAGE AND LOVE
THE JESUS OF SUBURBIA
THE BIBLE OF NONE OF THE ABOVE
ON A STEADY DIET OF
SODA POP AND RITALIN
NO ONE NEVER DIED FOR MY SINS IN HELL
AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
AT LEAST THE ONES I GOT AWAY WITH
AND THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THIS IS HOW IM SUPPOSED TO BE
IN A LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE
TAHT DONT BELIEVE IN ME
GET MY TELEVISION FIX
SITTIN ON MY CRUCIFIX
THE LIVING ROOM
OR MY PRIVATE WOMB
WHILE THE MOMS AND BRATS ARE AWAY
TO FALL IN LOVE AND FALL IN DEBT
TO ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES AND MARY JANE
TO KEEP ME INSANE
DOING SOMEONE ELSES COCAINE
AND TEHRES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THIS IS HOW IM SUPPOSED TO BE
IN A LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE
THAT DONT BELIEVE IN ME
>>5565507
I tripped and my dick fell in your mouth?
>>5565651
it was a prank doe
>>5565645
>I would totally fall for you ^~^
what about the guy on the left?
>>5565662
no homo
>>5565625
girl you knew the tea
Drag Queens are literally the best people in the world.
>>5565595
Can someone please tell me were to find one of these pre-lubed hairy hotties?
>tfw no gf
>>5565666
If that's you you should keep the beard. Fat guys with no facial hair look gross to me.
>nice satan trips.
>>5565628
what is it? so far I only see a rod and a hook grabbing the bladder. What is the procedure?
>>5565662
>it was a prank doe
What? no sense of humor?
>>5565673
Turkey.
>>5565673
Turkey
>>5565649
>>5565670
mhmmmmmm.
I'm sure James has a perfectly bleached asshole. I mean, he can afford it.
>>5565682
jinx padlock 123
>>5565680
I have a misplaced funnybone
>>5565688
speaking of that fat bitch see his ass posting on /hm/ regularly
>>5565673
It's an Ottoman sport, so many people from the Balkans join.
Turks, Greeks, Bulgarians etc.
Takes place in Turkey mostly, but there have been some similar events in Greece, as well.
I might actually attend next year with a photographer friend.
>>5565697
was he bullied out of here?
>>5565700
Thanks was actually familiar with this I was thinking where around here (USA)
>>5565692
>I have a misplaced funnybone
Sorry to hear. Hopefully that is the only bone you have misplaced.
>>5565730
you're giving me the perfect lay up here but I got nothing.
>Taking pics for Footanon
>They all look like shit.
Sorry bb. I tried.
>>5565700
...are these gay events?
>>5565771
kek, no.
But most guys in gay bars in Greece look like the guy on the far left.
Which country has the cutest boys?
My money is on Brazil. Followed perhaps by Germany.
Additionally which American state has the cutest boys? California, Colorado, and Minnesota are my pics.
Pic related, cute Brazilian actor Mauricio Barcellos.
>>5565764
>works out and has good body
>shit fashion
Why can't people have both?
>>5565764
>wool socks
what are you pleb?
>>5565676
>no GF
>no junctions
>no commands besides attack
>>5565764
>with socks on
>>5565805
>not wanting a boyfriendo with shit fashion sense, so you can dress him like a ken doll
>>5565805
doesn't that make him your perfect straight-acting bf?
>>5565806
wool socks are great, faggot
>>5565823
I don't want a boyfriend who looks like he got dressed in the dark in a charity shop
>>5565820
good now post pic in jockstrap
>>5565829
>not being goodwillcore+hobocore
you're so basic
>>5565764
Remove wool socks bby.
>about to delete my POF profile
>it tells me to look at all the success stories
>going through the pages of couples
>mainly hetero couples
>a few lesbians
>not a single gay male couple
Surprise surprise. There's no hope for us gays.
>>5565839
IM NOT BASIC.
I shop in hollister and abbercrombie and I like Starbucks
>talk to guy on dating site
>keen to hook up
>give him my number
>texts, tell him I'll text if when I'm free later
>he texts me heaps instead
>hate that shit so just don't reply
>he just added me to facebook...
>>5565849
>Lol the other pics look worse.
It can't be that hard, bby.
>>5565847
fukkn normie.
do you even motorcyclecore
>tfw no financial aid disbursement yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5skhBmzOS90
>>5565876
>financial aid disbursement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzspsovNvII
>moved into new apartment yesterday
>opened grindr today
>saw this
geez
>>5565871
I never understood the pride in not being normal average human being of society. It's like you're proud to be an autistic, socially inept, dyslexic, neck beard, NEET. Why on earth would you be proud of this?
>>5565892
fuck you.
>>5565892
not everyone's rich pretty boy like you
>>5565897
its the oldest profession in the world. a normie like you wouldn't understand.
>>5565805
His knit sweater is kinda qt desu.
>>5565896
He knows where you live.
Never leave your apartment.
>>5565927
So you're a philosophy student. Good luck finding a job later in life with that worthless degree.
>>5565947
huh? I'm not a student. I don't need a job, you can just work for me.
>>5565947
actually im pretty sure that what is commonly referred as the oldest profession in the world is prostistution
>>5565957
you must be black
>>5565927
Pythagoras>Diogenes
Can we get through one thread without someone making a perverted comment?
>>5565976
Post dick, daddy.
>>5565976
I want to shit on your dead mums tits.
>>5565976
Gief cummies
>>5565976
>a board distinctly based on sexuality
>expects no perverted comments to be posted
I think I might have hypothyroidism but I'm too lazy to go to the Doctor.
>>5565998
It's a SFW BOARD. Gay people in real life aren't this perverted. I hope not. If so you all deserve to die.
>>5566033
fattie.
>>5566033
Lard ass.
Major symptoms include fatigue, cold sensitivity, constipation, dry skin, and unexplained weight gain.
>>5565976
I wanna hug a guy
>>5565976
I want to have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, in the dark, fully clothed.
>>5566041
>>5566037
I'm not even fat.
But I eat really well, as in like salads and stuff - often. I gym >3 times a week.
Weight rarely changes even when I'm trying to drop.
Tired a lot, had problems with bowel, I have to moisturise my skin a lot. Now my thyroid glands have been swollen and sore for about a week. Tongue also feels a bit weird.
I should go and get bloods done desu
>>5566036
>Can i suck your toes before you force your daddy cummies in my tummy, big boy?
My conversation opener with every guy i meet irl.
>>5565822
>>5565843
Is this better?
>if I wear less clothes, they won't know how terrible my fashion sense is.
>>5566055
>I'm not even fat.
Post belly and prove it fatty.
>>5566058
I'm not into feet but ann I'd let you sit on my face
>>5566058
Damn, Ann has nicer feet than me. Which isn't too hard because I have weird monkey feet, but still.
>>5566058
You're killing me, Anni.
>>5565741
>you're giving me the perfect lay up here but I got nothing.
Sorry, i really tried to help you out with that one, misplaced? it may be totally gone at this point desu
>>5566059
I ain't overweight
>>5566077
hi :3c
can i sleep on your belly
>>5566036
>Gay people in real life aren't this perverted
Lol oh you...
>>5566058
>tfw you aren't sucking on those toes rn, slowly going higher while kissing those thighs and massaging those feet
kill me famiry.
>>5566058
holy fucking shit
i think i have a feet fetish now
>>5566086
Okay, but take me to the doctors in the morning
>>5566058
ann bb, how tall are you? :3
>>5566036
Personally I'm only socially perverted over the internet, but all my perversion that I actually act upon is only for my husband to receive. I can't say the same for other gays, but from what I've heard and seen over the years of my life thus far gays really are this perverted irl.
>>5566100
iktf.>>5566058
I need to worship someone.
>>5566033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbut8Sp7jY4
>>5566110
Bought the first three seasons of Curb and I can't stop laughing
>>5566100
>tfw I remembered I made a foot fetish kind of video
>>5566110
Straights are as perverted as homos, they just think it's not socially acceptable for them to be more open about it.
Fags were/are already social outcasts, so there was no need to keep face.
>>5566122
I'd rather the doctor didn't slap me but gave me meds instead
>>5566137
have you seen the straight section of any porn site?
its honestly disturbing
>>5566137
>tfw no feelings in nipples
>>5566137
Oh what is that webm from, pls.
>>5566033
Has anyone in your family had it? My dad had hyper and passed it on to me.
>>5566140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdgrby_14XM
>>5566067
this looks gay, anon.
I matched with a total qt on tinder but he's going to Australia for two weeks. I can't wait that long!
>>5566149
Not that I'm aware of, but my family are very 'just get on with it' so I doubt any would go to the doctor for something like that. It's only bothering me now because my Thyroids swollen and it's making me feel sore
>>5566158
what can I say?
I'm kind of gay, anon
>>5566163
>unibrow
lmao
what a disgusting pig
>>5566170
degenerate
>>5566163
He's adorable
>>5566147
I don't feel anything from people playing with my nips, either.
Heard if you get them pierced they get sensitive, but i'm a huge pussy and i'd rather not scar myself.
>>5566148
Chris Rockway & Patrick Dunne
>>5566177
That's a minimal unibrow. Now I've seen some mega unibrows in my time so you're just being extremely picky.
>>5566177
You're fucking wrong!
>>5566163
muh dick.
>tfw hardly any fags use tinder in my country, only grindr
>everyone is degenerate on grindr
>>5566178
:3
degenerate love is best love
>>5566225
>tfw no husbando to cook /fit/ meals for
>tfw no husbando to cuddle on his baratiddies
>tfw no husbando to hotdog me to sleep
>>5566267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPrdX-cqF0
>>5566267
Think you posted one of this guys pics in response to seeing my bum over on /fit/ ya poof.
>>5566267
Oh obreeezy. Such a nice lad. Too bad he's extremely straight. But he loved the attention /fit/ gave him. Those where the days.
>>5566230
>>5566307
I think he stopped lifting, so he probably looks like a sack of shit right now.
He was qt though.
>>5566304
That's quite possible, but i don't remember commenting on anyone's butt lately.
>>5566332
>but i don't remember commenting on anyone's butt lately.
Oh I guess not then.
Carry on.
>tfw no basenji puppies
>>5566367
lets get married and adopt some as our babies :3
what is the best dirty name for during the sexe
>>5566392
you'll just leave me and take the dogs when you find someone better tbqh
>>5566367
>tfw thinking of getting a rottweiler puppy or pug puppy when we move into a new apartment
>>5566395
"girl"
>>5566220
>>everyone is degenerate on grindr
not necessarily a bad thing desu. You could always meet someone you think is cool, shag them, and if you guys are good in bed together then you could make it a regular thing until you lock him down as yours. We live in modern times.
>>5566414
I feel bad for pugs, so many health problems. I'd go for the rottweiler.
I also want a Great Pyrenees.
I need a dog.
>>5566395
"sissy faggot"
>>5566425
princess is better imho
>>5566292
Ηow does that work?
Like if someone bites/licks your nipps, you pop a hard boner?
>>5566430
Is that a polar bear! Jeez!
>>5566440
Pretty much.
>>5566450
that dog is about to die
>>5566466
>dog
Domesticated Wolf
>tfw in love with a tripfag who happens to be a biscum piece of shit
>>5566502
>love
You're just lusting for cock desu.
>>5566502
>biscum piece of shit
That's a bit harsh.
>>5566395
"pussyboi"
>>5566515
;_; What did I do?
>>5566525
>I can practically feel it all over my bp.
I did not know that I had that turn on. Thanks.
>>5566550
stop being on the fence and make up your mind bitch
you cant have both sexes
>>5566550
>Biscum yes.
I bet you don't even like having your bussy fingered, fag.
lol @ ann making all the twinks break out in heat at the same time
>>5566564
trip on booger
>>5566568
>Guilty.
Yeah, right, we'll see about that
>>5566554
Straight guy here
I only shitpost so you can all gawk at five inch penis. I hate men and think its icky even being near gays like ewww im straight.
>>5566502
That's fine, MostlyHomoxAnnSkellington > youxAnnSkellington
>>5566568
pls send me a sample of your urine mixed with your cum
>>5566585
>watersports fag
disgusting.
Looking at videos from site Yas Gawd linked about 80s porn. Totally lmao @ them. So awesome. Too bad their stream seems a bit shitty right now. Lots of delays. Makes me almost want to pay for their site but I could never bring myself to pay for porn
>>5566578
what are you talking about tho
you better not be throwing shade
>>5566567
that's the most offensive thing anyone has ever said to me on 4chan.
>>5566589
>not wanting to drink a hot guy's warm piss
bitch pls, you are straight
>tfw i don't even like annskelli but pretend to like him to fit in with the rest of the twinks
>>5566629
but you should be able to do this well irl
unless your face is really fucked up or youre really insecure
>>5566614
you look like my father
Ehh, I mean, you are one sexy beast.
>>5566629
just download grindr already.
this time next week we want to hear all about your escapades.
>>5566646
>H-hey guys, I'm poz now AMA
>>5566641
>face
>insecure
you forgot "in the closet"
>>5566646
;-; im jealous already
pls dont, ann
>>5566641
He's also a Christian closet fag.
>>5566652
lol hiv is just a myth to scare people from having sex
>>5566603
Its really not even as bad as I thought i would be. Was always pretty into it anyways tho, just skeptical anout drinking/tasting. Then one night i was reallly hammered withe a prerry hot hairy muscle daddy and he pissed on me and i drank it. Mostly watery from what i remember, but again we were drinking..
Was crazy he pissed on me on jis kitchsn floor and in his bed between fuckung me
>mfw just heard a dude on chaturbate yell out that he needed more vaseline and more Preparation H.
I think I've had enough internet tonight
>>5565466
w-why do I get guys like this interested in me
it makes me feel guilty turning them down
>>5566659
Really, nigger?
That's the response you're going with?
>>5566690
oh god
I'm posting this for a certain someone on here who moved from Canada to the USA to marry some guy he met over the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ27W2K12fk
His "husband" abuses him in various ways and has caused him to push certain people out of his life, family members and friends in order to have more control over him.
I think he should really listen to what this guy has to say considering he just got out of a similar situation.
>>5566614
This image is very reminiscent of Dallas Buys Club
>>5566699
>dubs
>shade
Quality post.
>>5566690
>17yrs.
wow. and sad.
...also, holy shit I never want hiv. I don't care if there are treatments. Do. Not. Want.
>>5566699
what an idiot
he should be glad nicole arbour abused him
I would let her abuse me, ngl
>>5566690
buy him a drink and be his friend.
>>5566690
jesus christ, who would say stuff like that on his dating profile?
>>5566690
>old faggot with a horrible case of gay face, cancer, heart problems, A COLONOSCOPY BAG, and who smokes
>>5566739
>meme
>>5566739
it's all one anon posting the same picture of himself in every thread in a pretty pathetic attempt at becoming a meme. I think he's like a less successful Brandon, which is pretty embarrassing imo.
What would you do if a woman forced you into submission and sat on your face, gaygen?
>>5566760
desu I'd probably get a boner.
I'm a sad man.
>>5566739
She's a beauty, isn't she?
Her breasts .... now that's some real tits we all crave. However it seems like the Emperor has forbidden us from them, but it seems that you, the Dragonborn, has been given the freedom to tackle them, suckle them and to be real harsh DOWN SOUTH.
>>5566757
I AM UGLY AS SIN!
HIDEOUS AS THE NIGHT!
>>5566760
bite her then vommit
>>5566757
>himself
the guy in the photo is not the guy that keeps reposting the pic.
>>5566757
>implying if someone wanted to start a meme, dead /gaygen/ would be the place to do it
>>5566641
Face is preddy fucked.
>>5566646
Don't have a smart phone. Still using lmao track phone.
>>5566654
>"in the closet"
A bit. I've tried to bring it up a couple of times with friends, but they've thought I was joking. I guess I can't really blame them since most of them knew me when I was still married. I think I'm going to just keep trying until they realize it's not a joke.
Or until I've got a bf to bring out drinking with me.
>>5566794
>Face is preddy fucked.
Liar, you're just shy that twinks will recognize you in the street and ask you to pound their bussies.
>>5566794
you were married once? the fuck
>>5566811
You can't prove that. Probably.
>>5566824
I was in love. And retarded.
Divorced with a mortgage by 23. lol
>>5566837
Divorce doesn't count in the eyes of God, Ann. You'll be trapped with her forever in heaven.
>>5566837
let me be your second wife
>>5566837
It's all good bro were all going to make it. Don't let some stupid whore bring you down. We all do stupid shit when thinking with our penis.
>>5566837
I hope you can find a daddy like pic related to take care of you and tickle your boypussy with his beard.
>>5565615
pic already posted<
>>5566837
That's what you get for falling into the Vaginal Jew.
>>5566827
Dunno which one is that.
You know what my favorite part of a blowjob is? When he completely wraps his mouth around your entire cock, then slowly drags his lips up your shaft.
11/10
swoon
>>5566867
This
Men are better in every single way.
Except gay culture. Gay culture is pretty degenerate but I guess that's the result of when you can't get pregnant.
>>5566876
Asos has some nice hotties desu.
It's a shame the quality of the clothes is trash tier.
Daddy did some cummies in my tummies. :3
I was a good boy today, he is going to take me shopping tomorrow. <3
>>5566906
your dad would be so confused if he read this
>>5566927
would he tho?
>>5566940
yes.
>>5566906
Btw guys, do you think he would like it if I sucked him off while he's asleep?
I always wanted to try this.
>>5566946
ill suck you off tho.
>>5566956
Yes. I know I would.
>>5566978
>tfw daddy takes you to eat some ice cream while you act like it's his meatstick in public to make him horny/emberass him
got some weird looks, but when we got back into the car he couldnt keep his hands off me <3
Just a public service announce for all your faggots, Ann is mine. Twinks go play in traffic. Ok back to band practice I go.
>>5566990
teehee u go grl i nd mee 1 of thos
>>5566906
trip on senpai.
