old >>5544066
/fit/ version >>>/fit/35579356
Why aren't you husbando mode yet?
>>5546480
that fucking pedostache ruins everything
grand theft auto
Too ugly to be a husbando tbqh
Repost
>>5546458
>I'm in this chinese restaurant with this qt
>Eating our food just chatting away
>Suddenly guy at table next to us starts hitting on my date
>Asks his name, starts saying he's cute and how he's just his type etc.
>"Dude back the fuck off he's mine"
>"Lol I don't see your name on him"
>"No but you'll see my foot on your face if you don't shut the fuck up"
>Guy is visibly taken aback gets up and leaves without saying a word
>Qt thanks me for sticking up for him and leans over to kiss me
It really pissed me off at the time but looking back now it was hilarious.
how rich are you fags?
http://www.globalrichlist.com/
>>5546498
be my bf
![gan-amal-lores[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IeGcc5t.jpg "gan-amal-lores[1].jpg")
>tfw no shitskin husbando
Husbandos?
>>5546496
kinda rude of you
>>5546468
273 files (135 MB)
Not bad, considering he's only been working since 2014.
Definitely my biggest folder of any male model.
>>5546496
>No but you'll see my foot on your face if you don't shut the fuck up
Pic related.
>>5546498
richer than most humans, but poor by even redneck standards
>>5546486
>>5546516
thats better
>>5546496
>things that really happened
>>5546498
It doesn't allow to put zero in income, so it doesn't give me any results.
>>5546521
this desu
>>5546501
Honestly I didn't know $100k/year would place me in the top 0.10% richest people in the world.
I'm shocked because I really don't feel rich.
>>5546528
We are the 99%
>>5546528
The world. Think about it.
There are so few sustainable countries out there while most of Africa and South America are economically disadvantaged. Not to mention all the other countries that are pretty poor in this world.
>>5546528
do you want a neet bf?
Does anyone know where to find good gay-related resources out there? Youtube has nothing decent, and I really don't know where to look.
>>5546549
ask your dad
>>5546591
Why would I make something like that up? Entirely pointless desu.
I mean I get that most of you are pussys and can't assert yourselves but not everyone is like that you know :^).
>>5546593
>tfw no pussy virgin bf with no confidence or friends
>>5546593
>why would i want to lie to get attention on the internet
yep, your motives sure are inscrutable :^)
dumb myopic attentionwhore - if youre going to lie for attention, at least do it in an entertaining way. This is just embarassing - what would your parents think if they could see you arguing over a fiction of your own invention?
>>5546593
well you did say that you literally only come here to shitpost
just saying, there no need to get all butthurt
>>5546480
I AM UGLY AS SIN!
HIDEOUS AS THE NIGHT!
THOUGH THROUGH FAMILIARITY!
I HOPE TO RATED HIGH!
>>5546633
TO GET RATED HIGH*
>>5546633
I really, really, really like this image.
>>5546650
>le face when it's working
>le no face
wanna meet up?
I'm in Michigan.
>>5546645
>says "all i do is shitpost"
>gets uppity when someone calls out his shitposting
kys
>>5546659
>kys
It sounds like you're the one that's triggered desu senpai.
>>5546651
are you cut or uncut?
>>5546693
uncut
>>5546696
Where on the chart?
>>5546714
CI 7
>>5546721
not bad. post a cheeky pic desu
>>5546728
Real beauty is on the inside of your foreskin, kill yourself you shallow piece of shit
>>5546729
I can only imagine how ugly you must look like to consider him.
kill yourself senpai
>>5546730
Now how is that supposed to make me feel? :[
>>5546730
Post your mustached, brown eyed visage you sexy mf
>>5546486
Doesn't look like a pedostache to me. Just loss like a fucking dork, desu senpai
>>5546737
>>5546737
>>5546714
Between 7-8
Still in college, working part time job, broke af desu
>>5546745
polack is one sexy beast :^)
Anyone else here use glorious, magnificent ear plugs during sleep?
Shits so cash. I sleep through my cats meowing at night, family watching TV at night, family getting ready before I wake up (seriously there's somebody in my house who leaves for work at 5:30 am.
I wake up like a queen every morning desu
google alan rickman
:(((
why is everyone dying
>>5546839
Just read that shit on the huff. Kind of sad. Will lift this feel
>>5546839
First Bowie dies, someone that worked with Trent Reznor. Then Rickman dies, someone that looked like Renor. They were both 69.
I'm guessing Reznor is gonna die next.
>>5546839
Pls no, the media is still milking the shit out of Bowie.
Did this yesterday, 20 minutes. What you guys think?
>>5546762
>>5546728
what kind of opposite day is going on today both these niggas ugly as fuck
Saw this at work and thought of you faggots.
>>5546908
So what?
Okay /gay/, serious question.
How do I know if he's gay?
I also need a fallback if he isn't since I'm in eastern Europe.
>>5546943
Stick your finger in his butt when he's not looking.
>>5546951
Meh, some of my friends know I'm a homo and they're fine with it, there's also 3 out people in my class of 28 but I'm not ready yet.
He's also really shy.
>talk to a really cute guy on Grindr
>he responds, for once
>nothing in common, bored
Ugggggh
>>5546959
Being out would give him the option of approaching you, but obviously is somewhat risky and passive.
You may just want to man up and ask him. Direct is usually good.
What is the most commonly stolen product that african americans steal while a riot breaks out?
A. Firearms
B. Toiletpaper
C. Liquor
D. Jewlery
Why do people not realize how creepy they are? Trying to guess where I fucking work...
>tfw just got went to a maths club for the first time and already made 2 new friends
This is so much better than trying to make friends the normie way, holy shit
if only one of them was gay....
>>5547078
C. X sorry try again
>>5547058
E. Wite wommin
>>5547119
X sorry that's not an option in the multiple choice try again.
>>5547058
b. toiletpaper
>>5547138
B. correct toiletpaper is the most common product stolen by black people during riots
http://twitchy.com/2015/04/27/no-justice-no-charmin-looters-steal-toilet-paper-pringles-and-oreos-to-honor-freddie-gray/
>>5547141
wasnt mishima a massive nerd with no friends?
>>5547098
I find it very annoying that you keep saying Maths when the plural form of Math is Math. There is no change. There is no 's' added at the end. You're so god damn annoying I don't know why I don't expect better from you.
>>5547145
>most commonly stolen by black people
sort of doubting ur methodology here as it is only extrapolated from six pictures
>>5547173
>I don't know why I don't
double negative
>>5547179
It is common knowledge that blacks in the us steal public restroom toilet paper.
>>5547173
maths obviously is a shortened version of mathematics
when does anyone ever say im going to mathematiC class today lol
>>5547193
You're wrong and retarded at the same time. Congrats.
>>5547173
http://grammarist.com/spelling/math-maths/
>>5547191
>common knowledge
>>5547198
The US is the only standard English in the world. UK English is bastardized and wrong. US is the English capital of the world and everyone must and will speak American English on an AMERICAN WEBSITE.
p.s. Snape is DEAD
>>5547197
going to explain why
and you know apart from that math is an americanism and thusly wrong
>>5547215
YOU ARE ON AN AMERICAN WEBSITE YOU 3RD WORLD FREAK.
SPEAK FUCKING AMERICAN!
Niq, where are you?
>>5547222
*YOU ARE ON AN JAPANESE WEBSITE
ftfy
>>5547211
you mean hans gurber
>>5547211
Me mum went to the supermarket to buy some aluminium foil.
God didn't intend for your sperm to eat shit and die.
>>5547228
transitioning
>>5547211
is this how the queen absorbs life force? first bowie, then rickman?
>>5547245
>>5547232
>>5547222
Actually you're both wrong 4chan is hosted in Switzerland, Zurich by rookmedia.net
>>5547257
>posting on a swiss board about singaporean motion comics
>>5547252
Why would she absorb the life force of her fellow Reptilians?
>>5547254
hello niq
I know it's you, only you use that reaction image.
>>5547264
>her fellow Reptilians?
is that what we're calling british people now?
>>5547257
yeah uhm but japanese moot owns this website now sooooo its a japanese website
>>5547257
>>5547232
Both of these are incorrect. 4chan.ORG not .COM is hosted in Los Angeles California United States
This is an American website.
>>5547272
Moot no longer owns 4chan you stupid retard. He sold it to some asian guy who lives in Los Angeles, California
>>5547280
uhm yes he does??
>>5546498
£19,000 ($27,390)
2.16%
>>5547284
god you're so frustratingly stupid. I hope you choke on a small penoy dick and die of starvation in your 3rd world shithole
Pic related is my 10/10 ideal.
>tfw find ultimate qt an he's actually gay
>tfw he's only into balding, fat, old men. ;_;
>>5547294
uhhhhhhhm yeah but
>>5546498
hahaha this website is so rigged
>>5546900
Really good. You should do a sexy male torso next.
>>5546900
clean the edges up.
>>5547295
My 2nd bf was muscular and very handsome guy. I thought to myself the first few months of dating that I struck the jackpot. I didn't know what he saw in me since I was fat 4 years younger and cute, but not really handsome like him. Later near the end of the relationship I slip into his porn collection on his computer. All of them are old, extremely fat/obese guys, most of them were grandpa or great grandpa age. I nearly puked when I found out he only liked be because I was fat, but he dumped me because he was secretly cheating on me with older uglier fatter guys than me. Most disturbing relationship I've ever had.
>>5546959
>there's also 3 out people in my class of 28
fucking hell. that's like loads.
>>5546900
>woman's body
Absolutely Disgusting. You're disgusting and I hate you for drawing this, not because you have talent because it's obvious you don't, but because you find women's bodies attractive. You disgusting freak.
>>5547316
Fuck you and your fat privilege. God I wish I was fat.
>>5547318
People don't draw nudes because it gives them a boner. If you can't appreciate the beauty of the human form, be it male or female, then I'm sorry, you're a pleb. Probably autistic too.
>tfw full of stretch marks
>even after getting fit and doing a plastic surgery they'll remain
Would you date someone with stretch marks gaygen?
>>5547321
I said I was fat you moron. After that moment when I saw his disgusting porn I lost weight and refused to ever be fat again. Shit's gross as hell.
>>5547316
>but he dumped me because he was secretly cheating on me with older uglier fatter guys than me.
Lol'd
>>5547325
and you're disgusting with no talent whatsoever. lhahaha don't quit your day job loser.
>>5547327
Depends how severe. Post pics?
>>5547335
I'm not the artist you fucking cretin.
>>5547327
depends on if the stretch marks are from being fat or being muscular. If you're muscular stretch marks aren't gross. If you're fat well obviously it's gross and you should be ashamed of yourself.
I have the most severe case of social phobia in the universe, tbqh. It's quite sad how mentally ill I am.
>>5547341
who cares you suck as a human being anyway since you're extremely stupid.
>>5547346
be my bf pls
>>5547357
only if you protect me from the dangers of social interaction
>>5547357
he will end up slitting your throat at night because of his mental illness will trick him into thinking you're making fun of him when you laugh. He'll think you don't really like him and that you're only using him as a joke. Then you'll be dead just like all the other's he's thought of killing, but never got to killing them because they were creeped out by him and stopped talking to him.
>>5547348
>le epik being mean on 4chinzz may may xDDD
>>5547368
don't tempt me princess
professor severus snape has passed away :/
>>5547373
>medical reason
that's even worse, but not as worse as being fat
most disgusting stretchmarks cause
fat>medical>muscular
>>5547378
check for knives when you get close frisking him will save your life someday
>>5547378
why would you want to be in a relationship with a severely dysfunctional and unlikeable person like me, who has managed to push away ALL his friends as his social anxiety grew worse? It would take me a very long time to be able to even relax around you.
>>5547141
Shit. This reminds me.
Which one of you kek's wrote a book?
http://riptidepublishing.com/titles/y-negative
>>5547379
Well I DO have muscles and work out, but the stretch marks aren't from them.
>>5547388
I'm pretty lonely myself, I know that feel. I am not however that socially retarded. I can be quite social I think. I don't have that anxiety anymore.
>It would take me a very long time to be able to even relax around you.
I'd like to give it my best shot, anon.
>>5547379
I've got stretch mark scars on my knees and back from growing "tall" too fast.
>>5547401
>strechmarks on knees
WTF you're a freak
>>5547400
why can't somebody say these things to me in real life? :/
>>5547401
>>5547379
I got stretch mark on my balls from binding a rope around them, attaching it to a high point and then hanging myself (my balls) from it.
I kinda ripped the skin.
>>5547406
Aww, which country do you live in?
>>5547411
It rips the skin.
>>5547417
>>5547411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4
>>5547422
>Huh. Does that count as a "medical reason"?
I am impotent now and can only keep a boner for one minute, I think so.
>>5547422
his mental health is degraded so essentially it is medical
>>5547427
what's the use of living if you can't cum/have boners. You ruined your life.
>>5547431
I kinda like having those "soft" boners though. Also I barely feel anything in my balls anymore, so I out of necessity I am into domination, bdsm and pain.
Also I can definetly still cum.
>>5547411
webmshare.com/DAPmx
>>5547429
It's
"oh shit, i'm sorry"
>>5547445
>treatments
>learning to bottom
sounds disgusting
>>5547415
France
Pls be in France, anon
>>5547456
>living in France
god you people are disgusting
>>5547456
Pretty close, mon amour.
But I am in Germany.
>>5547468
>Kraut on Frog
The purest of loves.
>>5547478
>Close enough. Let's hang out someday, anon. I'll try not to be a complete social disaster.
sure, how do you want to exchange contact details?
>>5547487
Not him but let me tell you both the safest way. Create a skype acc with little to no detail for safety (i.e. if someone else on this thread decides to use the information you gave here).
After you are sure the person you're talking on skype is actually him, THEN you exchange information.
:3
>>5547517
posting other peoples numbers on 4chan as a prank isnt very funny
Why do people think it's fun to message people like 20 years younger than them and are also hideous...
It's sad
>>5547456
Oh. Rareté en vue, capitaine.
>>5547527
If it's a black person's it actually is pretty funny desu.
>>5547570
I am /pol/ack and I approve this message.
>>5547587
What if that was me? hmm?
>>5547568
I think our dear french anon, is a little bit shy.
>>5547594
ily
>>5547601
If you are actually serious, then you are quite tolerating in terms of looks.
Why do all polacks and 5652 look like the type of nigga that I bullied in middle school?
>buy t shirts and sweatshirts in L or XXL cuz it's /comf/ at home and i like how it looks
>tfw no masc bf to systematically steal comfy clothes from
>>5547228
Niq you almost don't look like a girl in this pic
>>5547211
literally the worst day of my entire week I think. I was thinking the other day who next might die and thought of him and Morrissey
but still I'm not sad. how it is that I only feel like it's a bad think that they died? I didn't know them, but i'm still not sad. does this make sense
RIP alan rickman and david bowie. i was in the shower when mom told me david bowie died and i didnt believe it, then i saw it on the news
i only care a little bit, but not much and not all the time. i would be much sadder if morrissey died, thats for sure
>>5547615
You're probably not from a culture that was steeped in David Bowie as much as the West, probably.
>>5547570
I typed to be honest 't b h' and it changed to desu. Why is this?
desu this is freaky
>>5547628
he's really popular here and everywhere else. not so much in the eastern europe which isn't where i am. still, i wasn't a huge fun. a little bit yes, but not a lot.
>>5547640
desu wtf is this some 4chan wizard shit going on?
>>5547635
>ur semen needs to be stored cryogenicaly for when the race war is finally won and humanity can start over
mate ...
>>5547615
>Niq you almost don't look like a girl in this pic
Old pre hrt photo duh
>>5547647
you're so new I'm embarrassed for you
fuck off racist
>>5547656
I'm not new I just don't partake in the jap culture and I rarely say the phrase 'to be honest' while conversing. I've been on 4chan since 2009
>>5547648
if only everyone was as genetically superior as you are
>>5547661
now he just needs to bulk up and become a muscle bear.
>>5547664
Word filters have been a thing since then, like roody-poo and candyass or w/e they were
>>5547635
Why would you want whites dna to survive when they are superior and will always over power blacks intellectually even when out numbered physically?
>>5547676
but I don't stay those stupid phrases since I'm intelligent and white (which is implied)
>>5547667
Except for those giant pig cheeks.
But now that I think about it they make storing fat easier and train my jaw through the extra weight on my face.
Also my "cuck" expression makes sure to initimdate all the niggers and syrian invaders from raping any women.
>>5547684
This post is priceless.
>>5547684
nigga what lmao
captcha:milkshake
>>5547612
>tfw you have his clothes
>tfw he has yours, since you bought them in large sizes
>tfw lonely
>>5547697
>>5547612
>bf same size but different height
>bf has the best shirts
>wear them all the time
>>5547709
Jews are white what are you talking about? They're just lesser white, but better than niggers.
>>5547709
>alright this just sad now
ugh I always think I want a boyfriend but whenever I go on dates I'm reminded of how few people I actually like and how horrifying the idea of emotional intimacy is
I'm 5ever alone, I guess
>>5547730
if only you could die in your sleep to end your misery
>>5547318
It's a statue senpai
>>5547315
Gotcha. Thank you
>>5547722
can't be as sad as Dante
>>5547733
Oh no I'm not depressed/suicidal (anymore) and I'm not even really that lonely what with friends and all. It's more frustrating than upsetting, I guess. The idea of a relationship is just so nice, but the realities of finding and starting one are shit.
>>5547751
>skinnyfat
>>5547714
you can follow judaism without being ethnically jewish but the two are strongly correlated
jews have mostly mostly been around europe for centuries now tho naturally there is going to be a mix of genetics in modern day jews
>>5547752
well sometimes life's realities can be too real and it's best to just be released from this burden through death.
>>5547772
are you saying jews are black?
http://i.imgur.com/b1YCpNq.jpg
>>5547801
that ass after I'm done with it
http://49.media.tumblr.com/e15b9f20ee749d13109cda08a568d0eb/tumblr_no9kacQI6Z1s2a4yso5_500.gif
>>5547635
So you're as big of a shit talking dweeb irl as you are on here?
Also that never happened.
>>5547820
this
It's true that most people lie to make themselves look better physically, mentally, etc. when telling stories, when in reality they're cowards, idiots, and ugly. Most of them have delusions of grandeur so in their mind they are courageous, smart and attractive
>>5547781
dinjews
>>5547833
Trips are fucking pathetic. It feels good being anon and trashing them. They are such shitty people they deserve it.
>cleaning up cat puke
>too lazy to throw puke covered paper towels in the trash, getting nausea waves
>put paper towel in toilet
>toilet clogs from cat puke
>roof starts leaking
>a chunk of my ceiling just fell down in the living room
this would have been easier to explain if I had just clogged the toilet with poop
Anyone else raised in a super religious home and occasionally feel like they "didn't do enough" to try to be straight? I know it's all BS, but when you're around family long enough telling you it's a choice and if you don't repent you're going to hell, it can sometimes throw you off when you were indoctrinated to believe that stuff from the moment you were born.
How do others deal with it?
>>5547871
I wouldn't know, I've never been a trip before. Although, I was SEAN and A a few time, just as a joke.
>>5547878
I want to beat the shit out of each and every one of them.
>>5547886
but who will we make fun of if they leave?
>>5547894
Idk you're a nigger, nothing niggers say is ever intelligent or believable anyway.
>>5547894
I know what self defecation is and im going to shit on you tbvh.
>tfw his hand isn't my face
>>5547908
>self
>defecation
does that mean you're 5652's other personality his anonymous personality?
>>5547930
eww, the guy doing the rubbing on the right is more attractive, like 10x more.
>>5547935
I mean im going to be up and shit on 5652 for being a lipstick wearing queen in the realm of the MASC!
>>5547303
i hate socialists like you.
"im not rich" i may have running water, food, electricity, the internet, a primary/secondary education, a vehicle, a computer but im not rich I WANT MORE!
>>5547937
agreed
>>5547954
Who says I want more? Who's not to say I'm happy being at the financial rating I'm currently at. Just because I say that it's rigged doesn't mean I say it's fake in every way. I implied that the website is misleading and not accurate.
>>5547956
You don't or talk white. You look and talk like a child. You're also a drug addict loser. You're honestly a pretty pathetic person if I am going to be honest about my opinions toward you. Grow up little guy.
>>5546900
It's a female body so it's disgusting.
>>5547751
Is that Hampus?
>>5547966
>tfw go to the gym in shorts without wearing underwear
>tfw people miring my bulge when lifting
>>5548014
you're doing Satan's work
>>5547964
is this f'real life son? you're the guy holding the camera?
thoughts?
>profile says loves conversation and meeting new people
>ignores your message
Well then, mr hypocrite
>>5548030
Maybe he doesn't want to meet you.
>mfw my computer is shitting itself because I have 300 pages of porn open
>>5548020
Zozzle
>>5548030
I love sucking dick. That doesn't mean I want to suck every single one that's available to me.
Stop being bitter and message someone else.
>>5548029
>spain
>bears
very accurate
>>5548029
In my experience, Northern Ireland is just cute hicks. For someone with a weak spot for white trash, it was a nice vacation.
If Spain is really full of swarthy bears, that might have to be the next place I go.
>>5548040
How does a computer shit itself? I know when a computer kills itself it's also known as the "blue screen of death", but shitting what does that look like?
>>5548041
Stop trying to make zozzle happen.
>>5548029
>Irish in denial
Very true, in my experience. Irish guys are some of the biggest closet cases I know.
