Get in here lesgen
How's the new year treating you?
>re-watching ORAB
>remember how stunning this gal is
Thinking about going back to school tomorrow makes me kinda sick
But I started watching Lost Girl and it's pretty cool so far so it cancels out
>>5503985
>thinking about going back to school tomorrow makes me kinda sick
Who gets back to school in the middle of the week?
>>5503996
I don't know where you're from, but here everyone has a day off on 3 Kings' Day or Tres Reyes Magos or what's it called
>>5503985
>lost girl
>pretty cool
I bet you are currently writing a book too, huh?
>>5504035
Damn right it does.
>>5504099
I'm not, but I bet you're gay
I have a shit taste and I accept that, okay?
>>5504122
Wow, sassy. I like that.
But what makes you think im gay?! Its my flannel, isnt it?
![rescue_renovation[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lF6LTm6.jpg "rescue_renovation[1].jpg")
>>5503853
Not exactly an actress, more of a TV personality, but... I totally have a huge crush on Kayleen McCabe from DIY Network. She's a really cute and fun person on the show and also very attractive to me. Also her toolskills hrrnngg... I grew up doing more building stuff with my dad than cooking with my mom. It's so sad Rescue Renovation doesn't get better timeslots... it's on like once every four weeks at 4:30 AM, but they still make new episodes.
I also had a big crush on Alanna Masterson and her character on The Walking Dead, but then she got IRL pregnant/ baby. 3straight5me.
>>5504149
Oh please don't, you're making me blush.
And I think it's that massive strap-on you always drag around, but I'm not sure.
>>5503853
>>5504172
Well, normally i just use it to punch guya that offend me, buut sounds like i need to use it to put you back in your place, faggot
>>5504191
Always thought I'd be the one wearing it in a relationship, but I guess I can make an exception
for you
honey
>>5504211
Oh, dont worry, well get there. After i destroyed you
And its mistress for you. Is that clear?
>>5504227
Yes mistress
honey
>>5504247
How sorry do you want to be?
>>5504252
How much will you let me?
>>5504257
Wanna try that question again?
>>5504099
That girl's acting bothers me. I feel this overarching sjw premise in that show too.
>>5504265
You're cute when you lose control, honey
Will I ever get such a high profile gf?
too bad she's not that good as an actress though
>>5504267
But shes fucking hot to look at, acting all "i dont give a shit but secretly i give to many shits"
And i agree her acting was better in app23
>>5504279
Didn't she convert that one writer on the show? kek
>>5504304
Why would someone do that? Just go on the internet and lie about their identity? Silly.
>>5504296
True. Theres a cool this just out episode where she talks about it. Bonus: katherine moennig cooking beerchicken
2 niggers walk into to a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, the bartender says "we dont serve you're kind here so get out before i turn you into nigger pies"
>>5504317
[canned laughter]
>>5504317
Who hurt you?
>>5504307
Yeah, think about it. Just who would do that...
>actress crush
OH HEAVENS LOOK AT THE TIME
>>5504387
Taking over the power is kind of what they do
>>5504444
Was wondering when you'd show anonymorse
>>5504444
Nice doubldubs
>>5504462
I would never miss an opportunity to endlessly post my waifu.
>>5504468
Quads confirm Morse is best waifu.
i have a plethora of crushes.
>tfw have dream about ex
>she is wrapped in a knitted blanket on a couch
>i wedged myself behind her and spoon her
>everything is warm and i feel content with the world
>feeling smoothness of her skin, the slight roughness of wool, and the safety of being sandwiched between the couch and her body
>woken up by the blare of my phone
i just want to dream forever
Here is my glorious actressfu.
>>5504508
Lets dream toghether. Not getting over my ex is my speciality. Im way to good at it
>>5503853
Hngg
>>5504609
I approve of your taste, anon.
>>5504627
Cheers, anon
>tfw no qt redhead gf
>>5503853
She's so hot, God.
>>5504659
Redheads are master race indeed.
>>5504659
I always feel conflicted when I see things like this because I'm a natural redhead, but I dye my hair. It's like yaay people... would be attracted... to my hair... if it weren't... dyed... ok.
>>5504659
Evan Rachel Wood is still so attractive to me, her psycho vibes draw me in.
>>5504691
Tell society that
That girl playing Jessica Jones, I'd fuck her for days.
>>5504722
Her face is weird.
My waifu debuted in her first Japanese drama last night.
I'll try to ignore the fact that some cuck is romancing her in the series.
>>5504722
Me too, Anon, me too.
>>5504741
Used to think the same then the more I watched that series the more I got attracted to her.
>>5504744
Is that Dakota after losing weight and doing more surgery?
>>5504744
>howaito piggu waifu
Shamefur dispray.
>>5504722
Reminds me so much of shane
<3 Her being a power lesbian in JJ has fulfilled my childhood crush on her when she was in the matrix.
>>5504828
This. I'd be her younger slutty secretary anytime of the day.
>>5504828
Id rather see jessica and trish happen
Reminder that you're waifu a shit.
>>5504926
>your
Learn to write properly cunt, it's not that hard.
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>5504941
bruh you just newfagged so hard i got proxy embarrassment
>>5504941
Spot the newfriend: the post.
>>5504799
Also Dakota Rose is looking hot as ever.
From what I've heard her personality is complete shit but she's hot so I'd still fuck her.
>>5504982
That's a nice FAMAS.
>be little girl
>always get excited to see Xena
>wish to go on adventures with her
>mfw never realized how gay I was back them
>>5505033
I hope I am the only one who was perfectly heterosexual as a child until puberty kicked in and fucked up my brain.
>>5505033
Ditto, Anon.
Right now, I'm watching a lot of A&E Agatha Christie stuff. Death on the Nile should just be called Hot Babes: The Murder Mystery
>>5503853
>How's the new year treating you?
It's been funny watching the new folks in the gym with their resolutions already starting to disappear.
>>5503853
Sherry Stringfield <3
>>5505033
I remember I was always hoping for Xena and Gabrielle to happen. That was a couple years before I even started thinking about my own sexual orientation.
I've only seen two of her movies so far but omg she's exactly my type. Zoe Kazan btw.
Carol gave me a new crush.
And a stronger crush on Cate Blanchett.
>>5505347
>all these brunettes
Like, I see their beauty, but I must really have some subconscious blonde fixation. I don't find blondes beautiful, but damn, they're soo much more atttractive than brunettes.
>>5505386
Im the exact opposite. Blonde is pretty, but dark hair is so much better.
Still, here you go.
>>5505434
Yes, dark hair is best hair
>>5505386
I agree, blondes just do something to me. Specially if they have really light eyes and pale skin.
Still, I'd had no issues dating a brunette or a redhead.
>tfw everyone in my class talked about how my crush and me are their OTP today
Th-This means there is hope, right?
>>5505510
>people shipping real people together
>people shipping their classmates together
This is going too far, the shipping line is crossed after 2.5D.
>>5505641
>two people said the same thing
>they must be the same person
>>5505033
Choo choo, all aboard xenatrain
>>5505271
This. The intensity when they looked in each others eyes, so damn close to kiss. My little 5yo soul wanted nothing more back then
>>5505605
Back then we shipped teachers and classmates before any of us even knew what shipping was. Fun way to pass the time.
I still do it
>>5505033
Are you me?
>be little girl
>ship Xena and Gab so fucking hard
>dad makes jokes about how they're probably in lesbians
Those fucking bath scenes though, it felt like I was getting away with something. Kids don't really appreciate life before the internet.
Actually now that I think of it I wonder if the producers were doing that on purpose? Like making a fantasy show for the little gay kids that they could watch in front of their parents without setting off any red flags.
>>5505678
>it felt like I was getting away with something.
One hundred percent that.
>>5505652
Bitch pls. As if actually more than 3 people were in this thread
>>5505678
>scenes
>plural
I only remember one!
Fuggin rewatch time
>>5505705
And we're all straight men, lesbians don't real, blah blah may-may whatever.
>>5505347
>Cate Blanchett
HNNNGGGG YES. I also kind of like Tilda Swinton? Could have everything to do with the fact that babby me had a major thing for the White Witch when I read the book.
>>5505434
I tend to prefer brunettes, but the few blondes I like, I REALLY like.
A redhead is fine, too.
>pic related
>two of my first movie wives
>>5505724
See. You get it now was that so hard
>>5505746
Sandra Bullock in Practical Magic was how I realized I was gay when I was 12.
>>5505746
Not her, but fuck yes Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton. Those two go hand in hand for me I think.
>>5505746
>Tilda Swinton
HELL
YES.
I kinda had a weird thing for the White Witch, too. I had an audiobook with a woman reading it, and yeah.
Fucking, Galadriel.
In place of a dark lord I would VERY much have a queen.
>>5505804
Ayyyy girl yes.
>>5505075
I was too... Then when I realized what sex was, I thought I was asexual cause I was never attracted to any guys. It is later as I fell deeper in the yuri universe that I realize that mayyyybe it is hinting to something about me.
>realizes that bois I forced myself to think I fancied were the ones my bff at the time fancied and I had a crush on her but denial lvl95
>realizes that I feel like wtf omg ew is this kissing whenever I kissed my one bf that i dated cz what the hell, friends told me he is the perfect guy (handsome smart rich lovely) and they all liked him and he was in love with me
>Girl has crush on me
>let her kiss me after I reject her cause pffft I am straight
>wait.... this is not bad
>butterflies
>wait no.
>denial for a few more years with no dating
>ex happens and it was great while it lasted
>>5505821
You memetext like a fucking retard, but yeah, I sort of know that feel. I never felt particularly attracted to any boys, but was pressured by classmates to like someone because if you didn't then it was weird. I thought I was hetero, or more like, never thought I could be a homosexual until I turned 12 and couldn't get my eyes off a slutty senpai in middle school, then one year later I discovered yuri and sort of understood I liked girls.
If I were to tell my 10 year old self that she will grow up to like girls she would not believe me. I literally don't know what the fuck happened with me during puberty.
>>5504999
>tfw i will never take a girl like this to go shooting together and then back home for kinky sex
>>5506067
>lets go, anon
>ywn be taken prisoner by an enemy qt eventually develop a forbidden relationship and run away together to join the rebellion
>>5506104
you're my kind of girl
Guys, I'm too autistic. If a girl texts me with a shit-ton of ":D" emojis, is this at all a sign that she wants the V, or is that just how people communicate via text these days?
>mild dirty texting with gf
> tells me she's literally dripping
> mfw
Yet I don't see her till Sunday...
>>5506183
To be honst, I like using :D and :) (not the yellow converted emojis, just the text) I wouldn't use anything else unless I'm joking around (like 20 bees in a row)
Maybe she wants the V, but she's adding smilies to show that she's not super creep-cereal about it and wouldn't stalk you if you turned her down.
Or maybe she's doesn't want the V but is still adding smilies subconsciously to show she's not super cereal and addicted to your attention.
Either way you should get the V unless she's uggo.
>>5506208
'bate it and then tease her back
>>5506183
Who cares, just go punch her in the face for using smileys.
>>5506227
Oh don't worry we are way beyond mild dirty talk now
>Actresses
I might be showing my age a little but I used to be (and still am) really into Meryl Streep. Ever since the first time I saw Out of Africa and Bridges of Madison County. She was really good in The Hours too.
Speaking of The Hours, also pretty into Julianne Moore.
Who is /legen/ voting for this upcoming election?
>http://www.isidewith.com/
>>5503853
fucking nigger
>>5506695
I'm voting for Burnt Sandals like the generic gay liberal I am
>>5506703
Sorry sweetheart
White as white can be, doesn't mean I don't like latina
![Dakota-Rose-aka-Kotakoti-08[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r2VcOj0.jpg "Dakota-Rose-aka-Kotakoti-08[1].jpg")
>>5504982
>>5506695
I'm Canadian and the person I voted for already lost by a huge margin.
>>5506716
>voting for a socialist
>>5506695
Canada here, got 94% with Sanders.
>>5506735
She's perfect now but I find her just as cute or even cuter when she's a little chubbier.
>>5506874
Part of me loves the fact that she's a total bitch, it makes me want to punish her.
I also saw some homophobic video she and her sister made basically all about how much she hated lesbians. Kind of gave me hope that she's in the closet and in denial. But who knows?
>tfw i will never marry her and get to bury my face in those beautiful tits
>>5506695
>2016
>people still voting for these meme candidates
Just let the world burn tbqh family
>>5506227
She's p. hot. She's not reeeaaally my type? Like I'm not properly crushing on her or anything. But I do, without fail, genuinely enjoy talking to her.
Context is usually me saying I'll be at something or that I like something she recommended and I get a string of ":D"s in return. Which I like. I'm a lonely-ass shut-in autist, y'know, it's nice somebody genuinely appreciates my existence, in whatever capacity it may be.
I have no idea if she's even gay, she's never indicated sexual orientation one way or another. She knows I'm gay, though. I figure maybe this is like... a straight-girl friend bonding thing? Or it could be not that. She tends to touch my arm and be in my personal space a lot, but straight women also DO that sometimes so...
Are there any dommes or dominant people in lesgen? ;_;
I'm a virgin and I worry that I'll never find anyone that wants to take control of me. I can only get pleasure when I know the other person would be, by taking advantage of me or using me to get off.
I've heard it's hard to find this and the stereotype that we're all subs.
>>5507272
I'm a dominant.
I don't really do hardcore BDSM anymore, but I still take charge in the bedroom.
>>5507272
I'm dominant.
Plus, I'm tall and I get a kick out of dominating shorter girls in bed.
>>5507329
How tall are you?
>>5507357
6'4
>inb4 tranny
I'm just really tall.
>>5507357
5'9. It's not that tall, but it's taller than most girls around me.
>>5507362
>>5507368
>>5507329
Bestill my loins.
>>5507362
Midget detected. What are you, like 5'0?
>>5507368
>tfw 5'9" and like the idea of a height difference in a relationship
>>5507368
pls
>>5504304
LMFAO!!!
Perfect....
>>5507272
Yes, me. I completely get off on fucking my girlfriend hard, spanking her, biting her, scratching her, pulling her hair, making her come over and over again, tying her up, etc.
It's really hard for me to stop fucking her once I get going, even if she begs me to stop because she can't take it anymore.
>>5507447
>mfw straight males come in here thinking they can fool lesbians about lesbian sex
>>5507447
>tfw this even post got me hot and bothered because sub, lonely and inexperienced
>>5507456
Ok basement virgin number 402.
>>5507469
402 huh? Where are the other 401?
>>5507458
Before meeting my current gf I was desperate to find a submissive girl, my ex was a very vanilla Christian girl who called me a pervert for saying that I liked the idea of spanking.
>>5507484
When you say "fucking" like in your last post, what does that usually entail? Is your main thing using a strap on, or something else?
>>5504741
Second.
>>5507530
I don't have a "main" thing, I use both fingers and strap on, depending on what I feel like doing.
>>5505097
How far along is the show?
![Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OnAkSg5.jpg "Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion[1].jpg")
>>5504267
>sjw
Get over yourself.
>>5507537
Hmm, that's interesting. But how do you, you know, get off when you do those things? I always wonder what actually makes dominant lesbians actually get to orgasm and all that. Sorry for all the questions, other dommes can answer this too if they feel like it...
>>5507567
Well I don't actually orgasm from doing that, I still need some physical stimulation to achieve that, I just get insanely turned on and dripping wet like nothing else. So when I'm done with my gf she usually eats me out and/or fingers me so I can come a few times.
>>5505973
>Really the only reason I even watched Constantine was because Tilda Swinton was in it.
She's the only reason I liked it!
>>5507560
>gulping down that pc bullshit
Kill yourself faglord
>>5508304
What PC bullshit? There isn't any PC bullshit, the whole thing is pretty raw.
I hate SJWs as much as the next 4channer, there's really no SJW anything there, unless you count "female main character" as an SJW thing, in which case you really don't belong in this gen.
>>5507403
>tfw I'm 5'3 but I this is a little below average where I live
I used to be the tallest in my class in elementary, also in middle school. Then I just stopped growing. I have the same height as in the 7th grade.
>mfw date on Friday and just got my period
>>5508432
You'll smell like pussy. What a win!
>>5508318
4chan doesn't even remember what that shit means.
>>5508318
If you were aware of all the things feminists write about wanting to see in media - then you'd know this show is trying to bend to every whim. You got Trish and Jessica playing sisters before misters. In their dialogue, they go on about caring about each other as bffs and how no man is gonna come in there and get between their friendship. Which is what you hear feminists go on and on about wanting to see friends - not lovers, just two female friends who won't throw one another under the bus for a male romance. So you know Trish and Jessica will never get together, they're there to serve the friendship > romance thing. Then you have the dudes they sleep with. A black guy. Because POC need more representation. So it's interracial too. And I can go on and on but my point is
tl;dr It would be fine if they adhered to a little tumblr pleasing without making it so glaringly obvious with the dialogue choices. But if that one lesbian side character is what gets you to sit through that whole thing go for it. We need more lesbian main characters not side characters off some het show, thrown in for the hell of "diverse casting"
>>5508465
>this show has female characters and black people in it
>therefore it is PC bullshit
What? That doesn't even make sense. Do you know what "PC" means?
>>5508465
Also Luke Cage being black and Cage/Jones is comics canon and has been for a long time so...
>>5508465
>Tfw tl;dr is not much shorter than original text
>>5508465
the desperation
>Then you have the dudes they sleep with. A black guy.
Because a large amount of people on Earth aren't black and may happen to appear as actors on TV shows. Is it so unlikely to you that he might have fit the role or had any legitimate reason behind his casting? Are black people never supposed to be on television because it will be "PC bullshit" if they are cast? Gays like you honestly make me sick.
Watching people getting angry about tv shows getting a more diverse casting is one of the funniest shits ever
Dear lesgen, please give me a reason to not kill myself tonight
>>5508510
>WWIII.
I heard it is going to be epic.
Stay a little bit long to watch the world burn with the rest of us.
>>5508496
Nobody wants to see more ugly niggers on tv, anon.
>>5508510
Not worth it, we all have our due dates. There's no need to make it come any sooner then it has to. Why not try to make the most of this time we have to get what little pleasure we can from it?
I know that it's hard to see past this moment, I've been there. You just have to have blind faith that things will get better and that it will be worth it to keep going another day.
>>5508523
If WWIII doesn't end up happening in my lifetime I will not be able to die satisfied.
All I want is to see everything fall to ruin.
>>5508523
Th-that is actually not even a bad reason.
Do you think i will get to kill some faggots?
>>5508552
Well thanks. But you should know that i have been at this point several times, only to find it kick in even worse.. and also every single therapy i tried just made it worse. I have selfharm scars all over my body that remind me of what a weak ass idiot i am every single second. Therefore i cant find a girl cause obviously who in their right mind would get it on with a psycho. I am exhausted and i did it to myself
>>5508465
You're not even gay, are you? You're some straight yurifag mad about nothing.
>>5508585
Haha you're reminding me too much of myself. Or at least who I used to be.
I was depressed, self-injuring, in therapy, on anti-depressants that made me a zombie, frequently suicidal, and just a whole bunch of stupid shit.
I 100% believed that I had no control over it, that things would never get better and that it'd be a whole lot less painful to just end it sooner than later.
I got to a point where I couldn't go on anymore and I decided right then and there that the only person who could change my life was myself, and I did.
Left therapy, stopped injuring myself, withdrew from the meds, and finally changed the root of the problem which was my thinking.
Your own mind is more powerful than you know. It took time but I broke the self destructive habits and changed my way of thinking to basically become a new person. I still have my ups and downs on a chemical level but I do not allow myself to become negative or self deprecating.
Scars are embarrassing, especially when you have hundreds of them but I learned to think of them as a symbol to never forget who I used to be and the kind of person I refuse to become again.
I've also learned that people who judge you for your scars were never worth your time anyway.
>>5508510
Don't do it.
I don't know who you are or where you are, but just hang on.
Know that some random asshole on the earth has connected to you online, knows of you and cares if you live or dies.
We'll never meet or speak to each other in real life, but the world will be smaller and much colder if you leave it before you've lived.
No, I'm not just some horny loser hitting on you. I'm a straight cis guy who doesn't really dig the lesbians. I just read what you posted and wanted to help you. Okay?
Feel better?
>tfw no qt older woman to take your virginity
>>5508666
How old are we talking about?
>>5508670
>25yo
>>5508676
>mfw I turn 29 this year
Fucking hell.
>>5508633
Ha, yeah. I just did tge whole med withdraw and stop thearapy thing last year.
And here you are getting me one step further. Now i obviously need to change my thinking. And habits. Thanks
I dont know how though...
>>5508510
Look... I was where you were many years ago. Had been addicted to heroin, disowned by my family, my sister (only family member who stood by me) had been murdered. I tried to OD and couldn't even do that right.
But I pulled myself together, got educated, got a decent job. It wasn't easy. There are always ups and downs in life and you just have to ride the dips in order to enjoy the highs.
Hang in there. It gets better.
>>5508681
I actually didn't mean to memetext, what I meant is literally >25yo. Pls fugg me.
>>5508681
27 this year myself and terrified of it.
I barely even know how to be an adult yet, I cant be this age.
>>5508496
Not gonna lie, it's pretty hilarious. Reminds me of how the MRA got humiliated by Forbes after saying that because of their manly efforts they managed to make Star Wars flop, despite all the stats and the fact that the movie just beat Avatar. All of my keks.
>>5508739
27 this year for me too, I feel like I stopped growing mentally after I turned 20. I seriously still feel like I'm that age, I look like a kid, still watch anime, play vidya, tell people to kill themselves on 4chan... Help.
>>5508797
Iktf. I can barely stand to be around my sister anymore. Literally all she talks about is her kids. It's fucking annoying.
>>5508841
You know, MRA actually have real fucking people in it and real organizations with real concerns.
Using it as a EBUL MENZ thing is basically an empty strawman constructed to demonize an invisible penised enemy.
Truth is, people think rey is a mary sue. Most female geeks think she's a mary sue and don't like her.
And it's not just the A WOMAN! SHE IS MY ENEMY NOW thing either.
The movie is making ends because it's a starwars that isn't bad, disney litterally bought off every single person and theatre and media outlet period, and they managed to defang the obvious mary sue by doing the tried and true "sandwich her between a chad and jamal to make her look more feminine and more competent" to make her more palatable to the audience.
If it was jut rey, it would have 100% shit tanked.
>>5508882
>Most female geeks think she's a mary sue and don't like her.
>most female geeks
Uh huh.
My older sister is 34 and wears those Japanese animal onesies, also watches anime and reads manga. My girlfriend who is even older is still also into the anime/manga/vidya shit. Turning into a mature adult with mature adult interests and shit is a lie, don't believe the hype.
>>5508882
Kek, sure.
>>5508892
Turning into an adult means becoming boring for most people. My collegues who have kids or a fucking house don't go outside anymore after work, hell, they don't do anything. No, I don't care about what your kid eat yesterday or what you changed in your house. Can't we talk about games or movies?
>>5508638
Cheering someone up surely is appreciated but are you really unable to see that stating your gender and sexuality was completely uncalled for.
Sorry girls for taking the bait and derailing the thread. I promise not to answer any further bait.
>>5508797
I'm 23 and also have some people around me getting married and having kids etc. I don't think I'd care that much if I was straight. Now I'm just terrified I'll never find anyone. Sometimes I believe I have to move to a different country just to up my already low chances.
>>5508861
kill yourself keks
>>5504744
who is she and how did she manage to get into a japanese drama? Does she even speak japanese?
>>5507329
Im 5'2
Fuckin gnome
how in hell do you tell a girl you dont find her attractive without breaking her heart?
she's really cool but im totally not feeling it and cant just say that can i
or can i
>>5508980
Glad to see I'm not the only midget here.
>>5508980
Same here
I just want a qt tall gf
>>5509306
I'm tall-ish myself but I would still like a slightly taller qt.
>tfw average height (5'5)
>not tall enough for girls that want tall gf
>not short enough for girls that want short gf
Just fucking kill me, being average height LITERALLY is manletism for lesbians.
>>5509499
I am 5'10" which is doesn't seem very tall for the midwest but apparently is "tall". I would date you if you were my age, liked things I like, not insane, and basically white.
>>5509475
The curse
>>5509499
>crying about imaginary issues
I think in the last thread I stated that I had never been molested, although today I remembered that I have been molested three times by other females, but I don't really count them as molestation since the experiences don't bother me, and I sort of enjoyed when a female security guard weirldy touched me for an inspection when I was 14. Am I an hypocrite? If I was molested by a man I would probably be full tumblr now.
>>5509499
>Not just dating another 5'5"
>>5509499
>not wanting a slightly shorter qt who isn't a midget but instead tall enough to make the fight for dominance more interesting
>>5508861
27 is about 15 years too old to be telling people to kill themselves. Out of all the things you listed, this is the one that's the biggest sign of immaturity and stagnation. And a 27 year old who hasn't grown over the last seven years (and apparently thinks it's age-appropriate behavior for a 20 year old to tell people to commit suicide?) is really in no position to put others down, especially those younger than you which is the majority of 4chan. Luckily, this is also the easiest behavior to change. I wish I could draw some metaphor or comparison to illustrate what you're doing but "imagine a 27 year old adult telling people to kill themselves over the Internet" is honestly the example I would pick in any other situation. Come on, dude.
>>5509499
As a 5'11, 5'5 is adorable height. Dont be silly anon.
>>5509861
You must be an ugly fuck and that's the excuse they found to nicely reject you, because I'm 5'1" and have yet to be rejected by a girl, no matter how tall or short. All of my exes and my current gf are taller than I am. (Not like it's hard to achieve, kek)
>>5509871
>that self righteous wall of shit
Kill yourself.
>>5509879
That's because you're desirable for girls who like shorties.
>>5509861
I don't think the height is the problem here; I would certainly date someone the same height as me, but of course there are other influencing factors as well.
>>5508666
I almost lost my virginity to a woman ten years older than me but I chicken out at the last minute and never saw her again.
I still regret it.
>>5510048
You should.
>tfw starting to feel like a virgin due to sex life dry season
>>5509885
If you think "it's pathetic that an adult has spent a decade telling people to kill themselves on the internet" is self righteous then hoooo buddy. Buddy. Pal. Friend. I genuinely feel sorry for you.
>>5510428
Meh, it's like riding a bike. Or riding a dyke, in this case. You never really forget how to do it.
I'm rewatching K-ON! and don't remember Mugi being THIS gay.
>>5510572
Dykeing is instinct. It's just this total dryness making me feel like there has never ever been rain in my life.
>>5510573
>22:22:22
Now this is what I call dubs. Or squints.
>>5508966
That's Taylor R. She started out and still is modeling for agencies in Japan and Hong Kong.
There is a high demand for foreign models so a lot of girls will move here to Asia if they get signed to an agency for a contract.
I'm sure she got the role through connections she has with her agency. I don't believe she's fluent in Japanese but she has decent basic speaking ability from what I've heard, and in the show she sounds like a native speaker.
>>5510828
The fuck is wrong with her eyes? Wait, her entire face is wrong on this photo. That's frightening.
>LoL now has japanese voices
Now I can listen to some delicious seiyuu while I play my shitty game
>>5510972
Circle lenses and some editing probably.
She doesn't need it at all, I think it's just the whole "doll" look she's going for.
These days she's been sticking to a lot more of a natural look.
>>5507357
5'5, growth not finished yet though
>>5511134
Pls be my underage gf.
>>5508666
>Tfw 17 and lusting on 50y/o woman
on a scale from 1 to 4chan how fucked in the head am I?
>>5507272
Domme here. Just be less annoying than the other subs and they'll find you. If not you'll blend in and be invisible.
>>5510573
I didn't either the first time I watched
>>5511143
How old are you?
>>5511147
Honestly that's pretty normie tier for 4chan
>>5511164
21.
>>5511148
This manga confuses me so much, I don't know if I want to be the cool onee-san molesting a cute loli or the cute loli being molested by the cool onee-san.
>>5511179
Mommy issues much?
>>5511187
Ikr
It sounds like it so much but not at all, always got along very well with my mother, she always told me I was her favorite child
>>5511187
Maybe grandmommy issue? I don't know
>>5511194
Why aren't you in tumblr or something?
>>5511203
I'm not really good at redactions
>>5511214
Become my gf you underage slut or I report.
>>5511227
I'm not done yet with my daily shitposting
>>5511254
You whore, I'm gonna forcefully make you mine and show you that proper women in their prime are better than old hags.
>>5511265
I can't do it with a 21 y/o
it's not taboo enough for me!
>>5511298
>muh taboo
Are you some sort of bislut in denial?
>>5511408
It was for the joke,
However I don't see the correlation between tabooing and bislutting
>>5511418
Bislut that wants to be lesbian because it's forbidden love.
Anyway, let me take your virginity.
>>5508600
I'm not mad. I just hate that show. Netflix is for shills anyway.
>date a girl who is "bisexual"
>she won't have sex with me
>we break up after a month
>she dates a guy
How do you deal with shit like this?
>>5512159
Not that it helps your hurt feelings, but maybe she really is bisexual but scared of having sex with a girl due to internalized homophobia or just plain ol fear of sex. Maybe she's not having sex with her new boyfriend either.
As for dealing with it- treat it like you would any other break up, whatever that means for you.
>>5512159
You don't date bisexuals. That's the first rule of lesbian school.
>on call with my friends who are a couple
>one of them just randomly says "i love you" to the other
>die inside
What's the last thing that made you laugh, lesgen?
>>5512649
This new anime that came out today about a fat guy who loves marshmallows
>>5512700
Now if it were a fat girl who loves marshmallows lesgen would undoubtedly be cumming oceans over it by now.
>>5512739
>I just self insert.
Yeah, most lesbians do.
>>5512649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SZroSIn-eM
Story starts from 7:30, haven't heard anything this fucking hilarious in a long time.
Props to the dyke who humiliated this fucker.
>>5512559
Say "I love you" as well and see who responds.
>>5512221
Eh, I know. Maybe I just fantasize about having sex with a straight girl.
>>5512727
There are no fat girls in anime.
It's weird but I don't really like any celebs in that way. Not sure why.
>>5512649
>stock photos
>teleshopping
