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>>5481276
>>5482757
i like this edition
>>5482767
everyone likes this edition
>1st for rubbing dicks together with a boy is the funnest thing ever
You could have at least been subtle about it.
>>5482768
>>5482769
>that quesarito
but who's eating the other end?
>>5482768
here's mine
>>5482775
oh god, kill it with fire
agp hon 4 sure
>>5482775
>>5482771
it really is
>tfw no big willy bf to rub dicks together while snuggling
>>5482778
kayla ur being weird imo desu
>>5482778
>you will never pass well enough for this to happen
>>5482778
>Hating Sega
I have never loathed a person as much as you you fake cunt.
>>5482778
>I hate sega
There are no words
>>5482782
>tfw big willy bf lives really far away for school
>>5482778
> implying cis girls don't say things can suck their dick too
You've go to just play it cool, Kayla.
>>5482778
This isnt accurate because the girls hair isnt an obviously fake pink wig. Also because Kayla will never manage to get a date with her mannish personality.
>>5482778
>hating sega
>being deceptive about trans status with a boyfriend
I don't know which is more despicable
>>5482777
Which end is the head of the quesarito?
OMG my E and Spiro just came in. I REALLY REALLY wanna take them now. Or would it be better to wait until tomorrow
>>5482801
just take it
>>5482768
>>5482796
Alternatively:
>>5482801
Doesn't matter just space your doses out and take them on a regular timescale
>>5482796
> being raped
> not raping
>>5482801
Shove the pills in your ass, it's the most effective way to take them.
>>5482805
kiwi pls go
>>5482798
>being deceptive about trans status with a boyfriend
I would never pass that well but if I could I would love to trick straight men
>>5482802
>Sega sucked
Elanna and I are going to take you down to beat your ass town
>>5482813
Thanks for confirming you're not really trans, you can get the fuck out now.
>>5482801
Just remember to ramp up the spiro slowly, your body needs time to adapt to it. It will probably make you need to pee really frequently, too, so make sure you stay hydrated.
>>5482819
What was so good about sega?
Ps2 had the real games. In fact I just bought sims 1, 2, and half life 1 for my Ps2 just a min ago.
>>5482792
>Nintendo
>Star character is a honest working man that maintains our plumbing and saves damsels in distress
>Sega
>Star character is a furry where the main focus is collecting circle-shekels
Hmmm
>>5482819
sega did suck. master system was shit tier.
genesis was even worse lol. it was so inferior to the super nintendo in every day, technically and library wise.
there's a damn good reason they got cucked and started making games for their biggest rival.
the fact that someone as dumb as elanna is a sega fan just proves my point.
>>5482805
This is the only funny one so far
>>5482816
Because you are one of us, and you are here forever.
>>5482839
Ugh. I know.
>>5482819
>>5482802
Confirming. Kayla you've said some things, you've done some things. Shitting on Sega though, that crosses a line.
>>5482809
You don't want to take pills rectally unless they were specifically designed for that. Also, pic related.
>>5482844
huh
>>5482842
fuck off elanna, sega is as shitty as you are.
you're as ugly as sonic with blue arms. you will never pass no matter how fast you go.
>>5482828
ps2 was a completely different era you nerd
>>5482850
Hold on to your butts because we just reached peak autism levels.
>>5482837
>I started day one with maximum dose of E and spiro
doesn't mean that's good for u lol
>>5482851
wowie wii sports was my fav
>>5482851
This is why you're the best Bexe.
>>5482850
Enjoy this sweet, delicious (You)
>>5482851
What? I never had the money for big consoles when I was younger so I didn't get one till the n64 and then the ps2.
>>5482860
can i have a (You) please?
>>5482849
genesis was pleb tier at best lol
any multisystem port was infinitely superior on super nintendo. if ur gonna scream "muh blood" in mk1, then you know damn well you already lost. the game played like shit on genesis.
nintendo > sega all day, every day.
>>5482863
Dont act like mommy didnt spend money on you then considering you were 7 and 12 when either console came out.
>>5482860
got nothing to say, eh? that's funny, considering you never shut the fuck up otherwise.
sorry hon, but you know you failed at life ever since you picked up that genesis controller. you being trans just compounded the problem.
>>5482874
>tfw
>>5482857
>tfw nobody to go wii bowling with
>>5482858
anon pls i'm not that great
>>5482863
that's not the point, ps2 was several generations ahead in technology and had a fucking huge library to boot so comparing it to a genesis makes no sense
that said i was never a fan
>>5482844
>being this autistic
>>5482874
>Elanna will never (You) me twice
I'll just play Sega on my own then ;~;
bideo games. computer specs. yassss
>>5482879
>that's not the point, ps2 was several generations ahead in technology and had a fucking huge library to boot so comparing it to a genesis makes no sense
I never said I was a gamer
http://strawpoll.me/6433258
http://strawpoll.me/6433258
http://strawpoll.me/6433258
The fact that Kayla is spouting what game systems are better than others yet somehow doesnt even know the common knowledge history of the companies is hilarious to me. You're 26/27. Did you literally live in a closet until a few years ago?
>>5482890
No chance in hell, gross.
>>5482892
Ooooh thats the stuff. You (You) me so good Elanna.
>>5482887
>I never said I was a gamer
but only gamers play favourites with platforms
>>5482886
>tfw only have one wiimote
>>5482890
i actually like spiders but then im pretty agp anyway
you girls did it! your collective autism has finally ascended into true cancer
bye fuckbois
Question, is this really such a big deal?
>>5482894
>Did you literally live in a closet until a few years ago?
I was home schooled and lived in a rural farm area. I didn't have the fucking internet EVER till 2009 even.
>>5482768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c4JQ8WcyQ7
>>5482909
TOP KEK
>>5482907
Not for me. My parents from time to time use my old name. It's just a name.
>>5482911
Does anyone relate to this? I am kind of scared of vaginas.. I can't look at one for more than like 30 seconds without feeling sick desu.
At the same time I'm tired of the discomfort of tucking all the time and there are so many clothes I wish I could wear. Basically I'm not overly dysphoric about my dick unless it's giving me a bulge but how can I justify emptying my life savings on something as icky as a vagina
Nice good looking somewhat successful 23 year old chaser here.
I'm looking to meet someone special. I would like to meet someone who doesn't necessarily pass right now, but with a lot of potential to look like a beautiful cis woman.
Ideal candidates would suffer from crippling and inherent self-esteem and won't act superior and bitchy once she does pass and is beautiful.
Who is my best bet to talk to around here?
>>5482922
Get a penectomy without vaginaplasty.
>>5482922
I relate. Be true to yourself.
If you're not feeling dysphoric, don't take unnecessary steps, just try to be the truest version of yourself that you can.
>>5482805
This is the only funny one so far
>>5482907
The most reasonable one of these comics I've ever seen, but still an overreaction.
I feel like some people have a need to make being trans the tragedy of their life. People like being sad, we thrive to feel as though we're unjustly being cheated by life or something.
In my eyes, when someone mistakenly doesnt gender me correctly or something, it might bother me, but then i move on. Being needlessly over dramatic because of something petty is a great way to lose the patience of all of your friends and family, not to mention its egotistical.
>>5482926
and be even more of a freak? :(
It would genuinely bring me great joy to hear of kaylas death
>>5482925
your pasta stale nigga
>>5482922
You don't have to get rid of your dick.
>tfw rolling on molly broke me and I ended up in girl mode covered in my own cum again last night after I said I never would again
I can't even describe the feeling that comes over me when it happens, but I just am powerless to it. Am I just a dirty pervert, or is this just how my girl side comes out when I repress her for too long?
Anyone wanna touch our girl tinklers together?
>>5482940
you're delusional
help me to pass
more importantly please believe in me
>>5482940
speaking hypothetically for my future successful self ofc. I think the main reason I'm not going crazy rn is because the decision isn't a pressing issue yet
>>5482925
oh no not again pls
>>5482901
u can borrow mine it's ok I don't need it desu
>>5482892
aaa the coveted dbl reply
thnx elanna .....
I'm ok !! my mom and her bf just got back from the hospital today and we're moving this week so shud be p busy !!
How've you been ??
>>5482942
uhmm
agp ??
>>5482949
woa v big brows
look cute desu
>>5482945
I hear if two trutrans gt's touch a unicorn comes out of one
>mfw when people say Sega was bad
>>5482949
Everyone already made fun of your eyebrows in passgen
>>5482949
this is me in girl mode
>>5482953
If I just have agp, how do I deal with it?
>>5482962
Blanchard said to transition.
>>5482940
That's what you get for picking such an appalling name.
#IfCaddyGunnedMeDown
>>5482965
Kayla isn't a bad name
>>5482909
I'd still consider it
I think i found a clinic that will prescribe me hormones.
>>5482922
Orchi, maybe? I'd imagine that would make tucking less uncomfortable, at least.
>>5482967
i miss her ;_;
>>5482971
neat
Anyone have favorite musicals?
>>5482959
I didn't, I like her eyebrows.
>>5482977
OMG YASSS
i fucking love burlesque and moulin rouge
>>5482977
>implying I'm cultured enough to like musicals
>>5482967
#JusticeForUmaru
>>5482977
we're trans, not faggots
>>5482986
>we
You're not trans though
>>5482977
into the woods was pretty good when I saw it. i'd like to see les mis, but that costs money.
>>5482977
Dominique Pamplemousse in "It's All Over Once The Fat Lady Sings!"
>>5482993
Fitting name
>>5482990
Yeah, decades of dysphoria, suicide attempts, scars all over the base of my peen, being on hrt, yeah I am totally not trans.
>>5482984
aaa glad your week was nice
sleep is rlly important !! try and get more okay ??
nooo it was my mom bf he fell in the shower last night
I called ambulance and there were lots of ppl in my house
p scary desu l-lol
>>5482962
uhmm idk desu
ur not trans??
just keep doing what ur doing then
>>5482977
Best music: Spring Awakening
Best stage: Sweeney Todd
Best film: Rocky Horror or The Producers
>Out grocery shopping in cute femboy/andro mode
>See this cute as fuck 6'5" something really buff but nerd looking guy
>Hes with his maybe less than 5" gf
>the three of us kept making eye contact with each other and they were clearly checking me out too
>mfw imagining the sex we would have had
I really gotta learn how to talk to people.
>>5482998
yeah, i'm not into theatre or film as much as i'd like to be desu.
>>5483003
nailed it, although sweeney todd over sunday in the park with george?
>>5482983
You don't need to be cultured to like musicals, a vague knowledge of pop culture from decades ago should be enough.
fact: if you take hormones after puberty your body wont have fat dispositions in the appropriate places like a woman does, that means you are forever stuck with a bony ass and manly looking hips
>>5483011
But that's not a fact.
>>5483011
This fucking meme
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5b1_1451619783
>Women today are so hung up on their phones they literally walk into rivers and drown
That's what happens when strong independent wimin are left unattended folks.
This girl really should have spent more time learning things like swimming and less time on her phone tweeting about the patriarchy.
Ribs and peas, she was like seconds away from the stairs, dumb bitch.
>>5483010
Is "Funny Girl" with Barbra Streisand a musical? If so then I like that one.
>>5483015
yes it is
source: science
>>5483004
That's hot desu.
>tfw will never have a threesome
>>5483022
Paper?
>>5483019
fuck off crossdressing autogynephile, your kind isn't welcome around here buddy
>>5483018
>le edgy sexism XD
>>5483026
>le edgy T rage XD
>>5483018
Who doesn't know how to swim? What the fuck is wrong with city folk? Why do you post here?
so many questions
>>5483028
>le nigger kike XD
>>5483011
I still have more belly fat than I'd like to, but then again so does my cis sister so I don't feel too bad about it.
>>5483026
you say that and yet here you are.
>>5483008
Because I've never seen it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R91dfo7cOt
>>5483031
>le autistic satisfaction XD
>>5483037
>cis sister
im pretty sure you can use "cister" to shorten that phrase
>>5483024
Not with that attitude you won't.
>>5483022
Underage pls leave
>>5483033
Maybe she was trying to find her phone and tweet someone to call 911 and forgot to swim, lol
>>5483040
yeah you are right, kayla should fuck off already
what a sick dude he is
>>5483024
Lets have our own threesome Ricky. I'll even let you pick the third member.
>>5483046
But then 'sis' just becomes 'cis' and we're back where we started.
>>5483050
You seem upset baby
What's wrong? :)
>>5483033
#NotAllCityFolk
>>5483052
get a room chaser
>>5483055
you still live, that's what
>>5483004
a real girl? gross tbhon. agp pls leave.
>>5483056
Yeah all city folk. I think you people who live in cities don't even know how to stay alive for a few days without help let alone own you own vehicles and have tools. Jesus, makes me kinda glad I live in the sticks.
>>5483010
When I called myself uncultured, I really meant isolated
>>5483059
Well I love you too baby :)
>>5483033
Why do YOU post here?
>Tfw feel like I got no hope
>Decide to give up on being trans
>Still keep taking HRT
I can't even fucking give up properly. I'm probably going to live my entire life as a man on HRT.
>>5483057
Thats the plan, man.
>>5483060
> not being a trans-bi-an
> 2016
>>5483061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RvyFFjP7RE
>>5483064
Because its impossible to talk to any trans people my age that aren't hugboxing hons.
If I win the powerball tonight, I'm going treat some of you filthy fuckers to ffs and/or srs
Looks like rawr is home from work or done doing whatever thing shes terrible at during the day.
>>5483066
>I'm probably going to live my entire life as a man on HRT.
we all are
>>5483080
Sure
>>5483081
Anytime
>>5483066
There's nothing from with doing HRT but still presenting as a boy, that's like half of the posters in /femgen/.
>>5483072
Dont you mean you've been banned everywhere else because you insult and belittle other trans people on a daily basis and act like you're some unique snowflake and the only person to ever have to deal with trans related issues so you spend all your time here?
>>5483081
pookie, why do you call yourself pookie?
>>5483082
Kill yourself
>>5483082
Shut up Kayla, you actually have the potential to pass some day; not all of us are so lucky.
>>5483072
>"I don't have any gay friends."
>"I don't have any lesbian friends."
>"I don't have any trans friends."
>"I go to church every Sunday."
>"All my friends are members of the Westboro Baptist Church who secretly masturbate to the idea of licking Hitler's boots while covering themselves in their own shit."
>"Please believe me when I say I'm trutrans!"
>"I don't masturbate to children! Here, have this pocky stick, provided as proof! It's on the house!"
Why isn't there a national suicide day?
>>5483085
there's something wrong if you're trans...
>>5483087
ded on tbqh
>>5483085
>There's nothing from with doing HRT but still presenting as a boy,
You mean except for the fact that I'm just settling for it because I know I can never pass or be satisfied with life?
>>5483091
>I don't masturbate to children!
Just stick to 2D only sempai.
>>5483090
ignore that retard, he just can't stop fishing for attention
>>5483097
Well yeah, that's why I keep living in denial and tell myself that I might pass some day; it helps numb the pain a bit.
>>5483093
I got you f a m
>>5483090
lmao come of anon kayla
>>5483073
yay
>>5483047
What attitude?
>>5483068
top kek
>>5483052
O-oh. That would be nice..
I'd probably chose another trans girl to join us tb-h pham.
Dick is nice, just not on on guys.
>>5483098
You seem to be missing the point like always pedophile.
>>5483087
No, I got banned from susans for saying the word "shit" and I don't bother going to any of the others because they are cringey.
>>5483093
I think you just like the abuse you get here.
>>5483092
new years is probably it t b h
>>5483114
>>5483104
>how old are you tho
26
>>5483104
I'll let you know.
I got lots of plans for the money
>>5483116
>implying /lgbt/ isn't cringey
>>5483071
Reminds me of those Christians only or blacks only dating sites
Does the average human actually experience so much loneliness that they'll try to find a romantic partner on the internet? Also aren't those country folk they mention really into fucking their siblings and stuff? No need to meet someone that way
>tfw pizza night
>>5483122
No, I am serious. I went to trans passing and I was called cute and passable and all that garbage hugboxing shit, its horrible there. Besides that, lp, and susans I don't even know of any other trans spaces online.
>>5483002
Don't worry, tomorrow I have plenty of time set aside for sleep ^^
That sounds terrifying though I'm glad he's OK
>>5483129
thats not that old lol
>>5483130
ok...small donation make a faggot v happy tho ;o
hmu ok
>>5483081
look i got anime images..
look i got one of you
>>5483072
>he thinks he isn't one of the hughboxing hons
dude please, even though you are like 30 you literally have the personality of a later transitioner who expects everyone to hugbox him or else he is going to storm off crying like a little spoiled baby
you belong on tumblr/susans not here you uppity hon
>>5483135
You're retarded. Over half of all serious relationships started in the last 10 years in first world countries began on the internet.
>>5483148
>replying to the autistic ogre
>>5483147
Calm down rawr
>>5483114
>Dick is nice, just not on on guys.
creepy chaser leave
is anyone else having problems with google chrome right now?
http://strawpoll.me/6433972
http://strawpoll.me/6433972
http://strawpoll.me/6433972
>>5483154
no because i dont have a potato computer
>>5483143
Just need that luck
>>5483081
Poopie leave reee!! This is a hon safe space so you cis girls looking passers don't belong here
>>5483156
who the h*ck makes these shitty surveys?
you think this is fucking funny mate?
>>5483156
dude what is up with you and elaborate farting scenarios, ew
>>5483157
I can't open any tabs, also don't make fun of my 2008 sony vaio, I don't have money for a new computer and it hurts enough as it is that this one is taped together and half the keys don't work.
>>5483115
I'm sorry, what was the point again?
>>5483139
>Tfw bought pizza and asked for no mushroom
>Tfw it still had mushrooms on it
I just pulled the off but it hurt my enjoyment quite a bit
>>5483156
dont answer unless you want more of these
>>5483088
was my exes pet name for me @______@;;
>>5483114
>I'd probably chose another trans girl to join us tb-h pham.
uhmm
>>5483142
yeh me too,
hope tmrw is rlly relaxing for u !!
are u gonna sleep w/ a qt mayb ??
>>5483143
p-pls
how'd u get that picture of me +__+
>>5483159
then I should stay .-.
>>5483164
get a job
>>5483172
but im afraid of people
>>5483169
i like yeling anon tho why would she do that
http://strawpoll.me/6433995
http://strawpoll.me/6433995
http://strawpoll.me/6433995
>>5483170
hi
>>5483154
Yeah, it always decided to not load 4cha and gives sme error message for whatever reason.
I just use Firefox mainly now,
>>5483170
NO!! THEN YOU SHOULD LEAVE reee
>>5483152
I've only chased one person here and haven't really been interested in the people who frequent this gen. I flirt with mostly everyone though because that's fun. You can hang me for that, I'm guilty as charged.
Nice frog meme btw.
>>5483170
Is that a good or a bad uhm pookie? :p
>>5483175
stop being afraid of people
>>5483176
so do i but you have to wonder just how many questions she's got to ask us
>>5483164
If half of the keys aren't working then how come you're using More than half of the letters?
hihi how is everyone rn??
>>5483166
> not liking mushrooms
>>5483163
>That comic
Literally promoting cuckolding, get the fuck out of here maddie.
>>5483184
not kayla but how do you do that
>>5483184
Its not that easy, like I freeze up in public, badly.
>>5483180
stop posting stuff from my photoshoot..
>>5483181
heyo...
shes occupied
twosome : ]
>>5483189
only in maplestory
>>5483191
why do we tolerate this asswipe in our threads again
