New years resolutions edition
What are you going to achieve this year?
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>>5478266
My resolution is to get SRS. My insurance should cover it.
http://strawpoll.me/6424497
http://strawpoll.me/6424497
http://strawpoll.me/6424497
Can you patent being a gross man-beast? I want to exploit hons that are already down on their luck.
New year resolution? I have a couple so far.
-Get at least one sketch done that I'm happy with each week
-Drink less
-Start YouTube channel
-Produce lots and lots of smut
>>5478266
#ifcaddygunnedmedown
>>5477761
>jesus, it is like you are running an amd chip.
temps are better now
Reminder that life is pointless and we're all going to die anyway so if you think you'll never pass now it's easier to just kill yourself immediately than to spend years suffering for very little gain
>>5478278
Hold more boys hands
>>5478260
i don't care what u prefer dude. u butt into other people's convos offering moralistic views no one asked for. u are the classic obnoxious know-it-all with unwarranted self-importance with a little tumblrina complex on top just like jupiter/saturn and u should leave already
Whats this Caddy thing going around? First time lurking today so im out of the loop.
>>5478266
>What are you going to achieve this year?
the perfect body
passers GET OUT!!
this is a hon safe space
http://strawpoll.me/6416308/
http://strawpoll.me/6416308/
http://strawpoll.me/6416308/
would you rather have a normie public trans figure who is so much better than you it makes you sad, or a caitlyn-tier public trans figure who is awful for the movement but you can safely laugh at knowing you're at least not that bad?
>>5478278
Going with the popular trend of making impossible commitments, I'd like to pass.
>>5478266
i'm going to achieve an upgrade from delusions of potential to delusions of passing
>>5478287
My shoulders are slightly bigger but that's pretty close
>>5478287
Thats your idea of a perfect body?
>>5478281
thanks I really needed that
>>5478287
Is that you? If so, I think you're there.
>texting with bf for an hour or so while he is doing stuff
>totally okay with his slow replies and stuff, tell him that im going to make coffee and clean the kitchen
>25mins later get back on phone and he's just gone
>oh welp tell him that ill be playing vidya and wont be around the phone that much (he hates it when i do stuff without him knowing especially because i really start doing stuff impulsively quite often)
>stop playing vidya, check phone and see just messages like " its like you do it on purpose, the moment im about to message you you are gone "
>tell him it was just random coincidence
>"happens too much to be coincidence"
>my fault again sorry
>ask if he wants to do stuff like play vidya online
>no replies for hours but i know he saw all my messages
>he gets back and lets me know how its my fault
>ask him what he was doing for the past few hours
>"just working on stuff, figured you were too busy so didnt reply to you"
>again my fault
the thing is that im super impulsive like, fast in things what i do.. might be suddenly heading to my friends or something so i guess he just assumes im ""doing it on purpose"" but this time i even told him what i was up to at all times..
its never his fault
im scared of leaving him because it might haunt me since it would be my decision.. like what if i want him back. he accepted me as me after all and i love him so much. but then these things happen that are daily and always my fault, oh god. its the first day after him saying he doesnt want me gone and it happens already.
maybe im not meant to be with anyone or just not with him, gah i dont know
and yup im the anon who has a sweet/creepy guy friend who tries to get in between us
(who just happened to text me if i was mad at him?) Asked why shud i be , "because im trying to break away from you and ive been quiet, now i got worried that you hate me for doing so"
eeeeh?!
>>5478285
Caddy supposedly tried to sexually assault someone 4 months ago. The shocking thing is, Caddy acted like the nicest person ever.
>>5478266
>What are you going to achieve this year?
1. I'm gonna stop being such a shutin, start socializing more, and find some way to deal with the anxiety that entails
2. I'm gonna find healthier ways of dealing with dysphoria and/or depression than intoxication or needing a relationship
>>5478266
>get ffs
>pass
>get a bf
>do more for my body
that's what i want to do this year
>>5478282
boyfriend when
>>5478296
its achievable to me
>>5478292
i have hip dips too
>>5478281
I think sales of pipes and shotgun shells are up today desu. I should get some, even though getting the latter is impossible here.
>>5478287
>tfw ribcage alone means I can NEVER look like this or even anything like it
>>5478298
lol I wish
>>5478296
Das it mane.
>>5478311
trip on Caddy
>>5478307
That's really gross, looks like a middle aged man wearing panties
>>5478316
I wish I was Caddy.
>>5478309
just find a tall enough building, 15 floors should be enough, it's what I plan to do when I finally overpower my survival instinct
they can't ban buildings
>>5478283
>u butt into other people's convos
so do u, u just offer shitposting and edginess no one asked for instead
ur the classic edgy shitposter looking for anything to whine about regardless the hypocrisy with ur poltard "brave warrior against da librul degenerecy" complex
ur welcome to fuck off too :^)
So caddy pulled a kiwi huh?
>>5478321
You wish you were a hon? Why
>>5478266
More travel. More live events. More cardio.
Off to a good start when I'm currently traveling and seeing a sportball match tomorrow.
>>5478299
Sounds like you have an alpha boyfriend that doesn't want to feel his feels so he's throwing tantrums rather then talk about them, and a beta orbiter
>>5478288
but there's already a thread for non-passers, this is the mtf general for all mtfs
>>5478318
I also look like a middle age man wearing girl clothes
>>5478322
Heh, I sorta ended up in a hospital since that method, but then again that was a bridge and not a building. 0/10 would not reccomend.
>mtfg bitter anons trying to start rumors about someone who was always nice ot everybody and who hasnt regularly browsed or posted here in months
I think Im going to have to add not coming here anymore to my resolutions list.
>>5478325
>>5478340
probably wasn't high enough desu
>>5478339
What the fuck are you doing with your hand
>>5478347
Nah, just a high amount of people there lol. DIY snotty is the only way I'd do it at this point.
>>5478345
that's probably a good idea for a lot of people around here
>>5478339
Stop posting your pictures here Edgar I'm fucking sick of it
list of people that will be kicked in the girlballs
- faye
- kayla
- jormy
- pookie
>>5478339
if you were standing straight your shoulders and hips would be the same width
im jelly
do u pass?
>>5478349
subtle hitler salute
>>5478332
well its weird, he so is that even though he is kinda not so social. not in a basement kinda way but also not the most talky to new people .
he's like the first guy ive fallen in love with like this even though he acts so badly
when we met he had a girlfriend and i thought he was an asshole because i hung out with the girl more, actually he even texted me back then naughty stuff like how he would like to do me.. but it was gross or creepy like when most guys do. was like exactly the opposite and feel bad for thinking like that
anyway whats a beta orbiter :"D ? do you mean the other guy?
>>5478324
no 1 cars u little pseudo-intellectual
>>5478357
You're unbelievably stupid
>>5478358
No. Thanks for reminding me.
Rape general
>>5478353
nice beard shadow bruv
>>5478364
wasnt gross like most of the time when guys say it*
let's not turn this rape into a murder
>>5478355
W-why tho
>>5478368
>>5478345
You know how many people have been bullied out for fun? Like actually good people. Many.
This is 4chan not some stupid safe zone like you retards try to lie to yourself and say.
There's no wrong or right just shitposts.
>>5478368
I want rape
>>5478358
No, what's it to you?
>>5478349
he's doing what he sees as a "girly" behavior
remember, kayla is a girly girl and don't you dare say otherwise
>>5478355
Wait till April and I won't have balls to kick
>>5478357
>horny retarded chaser
>>5478375
because u deserve it
>>5478364
Yah the other guy hangs around and apologizes a lot, basically hoping you'll leave your be for him
>>5478353
>>5478358
I am the prettiest MtF there is and trust me I have been looking on /lgbt/ for a very long time now since I came out early and transitioned early. Most of the "girls" here look like drag queens and it makes me laugh how they think they are pretty lmao baka like are you serious? Because you really need to do your makeup right if you are going to transition after you are 25 which is what most of you look like here and even the ones who sorta pass I can tell its just a flattering picture
>>5478377
>good people
>browsing 4chan
lol
>>5478355
what did i do?
>>5478369
Well I am a guy so I'm going to have a beard
>>5478393
i feel u
let's not turn this rape into a murder desu
>>5478389
>>5478378
To rape or to get raped.
>>5478389
hear hear!
tell it how it is
>>5478391
losers and outcasts can be good people too
>>5478389
dollfaceeeeeeeeeeeee
>>5478402
Get raped
>>5478392
it's the intersex list desu
>>5478387
yup theres no way i would be with him even though he seems sweet
almost ended up being together with someone like him just before meeting bf because was crying for someones love and attention.
he always complained how world was against him and he was like way too sweet, wouldnt have been surprised if he was closet mtf
super tall though, think he was around 6'6''
h-hawt
#WhenKiwiGunnedMeDown
>>5478389
As the qtest 35year old femboy bottom ever, I really don't care to look like a drag queen. I appreciate mtfs that come from that, but I just don't want to touch or be around people who are attracted to people dressed like that
>>5478389
when did you transition?
>>5478416
bf top when?
>>5478407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oku-pyicxGs
>>5478256
when I first made it? yeah
E should be gassed alongside with his longevity gene
yeah his genes won't help him when he's locked up in a camp amirite lol
vote for trump. i hope he sets up camps in america for people like E
ouch! my breasts hurt all of a sudden, like worse than ever, almost 11.5 months on hrt maybe I am finally getting another boob growth spurt, I changed my E dose to 8mg a day
>>5478266
i'm going to kill myself because i cant deal with the challenge of transitioning
>>5478433
>8mg
nigger what are you doing
>>5478439
Atleast give it a shot before you kill yourself
which one are you, hons?
i am inverted triangle + apple
>>5478441
taking whatever she wants like lily did
>>5478430
>implying trump cares enough about trannies to put us in camps
sure he'd scapegoat us for a little boost in support but all he cares about is money and power
tbqh tho my partner and I have talked a bit about moving to canada as the climate that we like moves north from climate change
>>5478447
no sure desu
like my shoulders aren't very wide
and my hips are pretty wide
but i don't have any waist definition
>>5478341
....... Means what?
>To start transitioning:
>Get diagnosed with gender dysphoria
>Start HRT
>>5478447
hour glass with inverted triangles shoulders i think
>6'1''
>waist 27''
>35-36'' hips ( kinda fat-ish ) ?
>not sure about shoulders
>>5478467
Have you ever met up w caddy?
>>5478478
no I've barely ever talked to her lol
idk y anons made this up idgi
>>5478368
#assault
Why aren't you in jail?
>>5478482
anons are great
>>5478447
Hourglass
>>5478447
it me
>>5478482
I think someone got rejected and is trying to ruin caddy rep
>>5478482
Anons are batshit sometimes. I don't even want to mention the trips that I've met up with because it might get twisted and ruin some e-reps.
>>5478447
rectangle
>Trying to have fun
>Force smile when you don't want to
>cry at night and try not to show it in front of family
>feeling down all the time
> can't stop thinking about it
>
>>5478499
i would say we must be twinsies except i know you're much smaller and cuter than me desu ^^
>>5478447
hourglass
>>5478512
yes, I am you vacationing
>>5478511
am not ...... ur shorter pretty sure
and prettier than me
and ur fulltime wowie !!
>>5478515
Come back
>>5478408
I'll rape you if you want.o
>everyone is hourglass
lol
>>5478511
nice hugbox bro
>tfw too ugly to do a tranny porn shoot
no you're not
you are prettier than grooby or shemaleyum girls
>>5478534
>giving anyone a compliment is hugboxing
>bro
:^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I used a calculator with my measurements
>>5478447
Rectangle with Inverted Triangle shoulders
>>5478536
they take anyone for that shit
>>5478544
so manly
link to calculator
>>5478457
shut up subhuman. you think i'll let you talk to me this way when trump is elected? no way jose (mexicans will keep you company btw)
>>5478552
http://shopyourshape.com/calculate-your-body-shape/
please kill me
>implyin
>>5478447
variations on inverted triangle
it's so dead tonight
>>5478447
clothes hanger
>>5478551
maybe I will do it then when my hair gets a bit longer and my boobs get bigger
>tfw you have a shapely body
Triangle is a shape
>you will never walk down the street and see Kayla attempting to pass
>You will never grab him and make him come to your place
>You will never rape Kayla and cut his arteries out
>You will never pour salt and lemon juice inside his wounds while fucking wound
>you will never cum on his face and tie her up with concrete bricks and throw him into the ocean
>you will never drive off into the sunset and go home and watch gundam proud of yourself
tfw filipino mtf
>>5478556
>http://shopyourshape.com/calculate-your-body-shape/
Well apparently I am hourglass. I cannot imagine how.
>>5478544
wait what
>>5478561
please become the official mtfg pizza sponsor
thank you
>>5478573
idk how to dress for this sry
some women have wide shoulders, its not the end of the world
>>5478556
>>5478544
Why doesnt it ask about the shoulders '-'
Totally would get something like "hourglass made by someone on acid"
>>5478576
Why don't you get a peplum top and try it out? I have three and I love them. They really make your waist look wider than your shoulders
>>5478544
>Your body type is: Spoon
bullshit
bullshit site
bullshit tripfag
>>5478585
It's not written on their foreheads that they're cis
>>5478587
>Why doesnt it ask about the shoulders
that's why it's shit and unreliable because it's targeted at natural born womyn and not big shouldered men with shapeless bodies like us
>>5478592
basically is
>>5478573
>unavailable?
wtf, what's your measurements?
>>5478592
it is
>>5478589
i could see myself wearing something like this. basically anything that isn't a fit and flare dress or an a line skirt looks like garbage on me because you can see what my body actually looks like (which is garbage)
What do I win?
>>5478608
a evening with jed
Good morning /mtfg/
Let's hope today is a good day
>>5478607
ugh, wear sleeves, like this one, and no horizontal lines.
>>5478610
brb cutting my boobs off
>>5478571
Straight
Wonder what I'll get with hips and boobs though
>>5478613
eh, its kind of meh so far
>>5478605
>angles
>most extreme examples possible
Congrats, you can go through undergrad teaching manuals
howfucked.am.i
unsee.cc
/magesuni/
>tfw man jaw
it's the worst thing ever and I can't keep my eyes or my mind off of it and it bothers me literally 24/7
>Its size and form vary somewhat; it is larger in the male than in the female.
Do you have a prominent mastoid process, mtfg? Remember that you can't pass without your mastoid process being the right size.
>>5478489
Lol for wut
>>5478626
why are you so anally irritated, bud?
I spotted a group of Fayes in their natural habitat
>>5478638
>they think trump will not line up every hebrew in america and gas them
silly niggerkike
>>5478608
a new bikini!
gone swimming lately?
>>5478651
>gone swimming lately?
bitch I have my own pool
>>5478650
>m-muh day of rope when habbening habbens any day now
lol
>>5478649
do you honestly think you're fucking funny, mememing about my friends? seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? you're a fucking angry little fucking spastic
>>5478649
>epic boots hating meme
And yet they still look more feminine than you ever will
>>5478556
>tfw rectangle
pretty sure i could lose a few pounds tho
>>5478613
yesterday was better desu
>>5478655
do you have a bikini?
what bodyshape are you?
>>5478660
and trump will make it happen. guess who will have the last laugh then?
go trumpets!
>>5478655
and is it worth your mom's bs?
>>5478666
Bikinis aren't as feminine as one piece suits so sorry, she doesn't have one.
>>5478608
my gt in your bp
>>5478657
Wait what an ambulance? Why? Ur hiding the fact that ur transitioning from ur mom?
>>5478669
That and the dirt bikes and pizza delivery and putting up with Kyler's bullshit.
Her mom must be a saint.
>>5478666
>do you have a bikini?
I swim in the nude always. Its secluded and no one is here ever.
>>5478674
yeh they're in the bathroom rn my moms bf fell in the shower I guess
rlly scary desu
nooo she knows just weird her seeing them rofl
What trips live the most saddest lives?
Kayla and sheen for sure.
>>5478681
>iwn be pookies moms gf
>>5478681
Yeah I hope he gets better tbdesu
>>5478686
she's like 60 l-lol
>>5478676
Kayla is like that goth girl South Park character who acts like her mom is the worst person in the world and always abusing her but turns out shes the most loving and supportive person there is
>>5478676
I wonder who pays for all of Kayla's clothes and makeup?
so am i missing something here whys everyone cll kayla ugly
>>5478544
>>5478514
>>5478546
>>5478608
http://www.styled247.com/body-shape-calculator/#gf_1
If anyone is still interested in one that counts the shoulders too (has to be the entire mesurement around the highest and widest point of your hand/shoulder area like if you are 15'' you end up being 39'' or so afaik.
doesnt count the breasts but doesnt really matter now does it.
http://www.styled247.com/body-shape-calculator/#gf_1
my hip area isnt really that attractive, used to be fat and theres still all of it there left, shud do butt exercises.
>>5478640
Gain weigh.
>>5478704
durr.. i meant highest point of your arm, where shoulders end, all around from there.
>>5478277
No, but you could patent a new business method for exploiting them.
>>5478685
Too many to list.
>>5478694
>iwn fall in the shower after accidentally seeing pookies boobs
>>5478694
You dont think a 60 year old could be as beautiful as a 20 year old? FUCK YOU DUDE
>>5478299
Drop him.
>>5478640
tfw man jaw feet and ass
>>5478664
>tfw I woke up naked in Bexe's bed after a fun night of drinking and then we cuddled for a couple hours
Oh wait ;~;
i am horrible at math, ergo i am woman
>>5478299
your boyfriend is shit not you
1 week till comic con
>>5478706
will round the corners out but won't make my chin less long
>>5478734
Who are you going as?
>>5478740
Probably as Luke Cage.
>>5478704
I wish I had wider hips ;~; all my fat is in my butte so I have good measurements but irl my bod looks meh
NIGGER
>>5478721
>>5478729
>mfw you are my bf
totally not delusional here, idk though
too tired rn to even think of going through anything like that, sadness, shock, self-hate , hate , jealousy. luv him still maybe he manages to kill the feelings for me
>>5478740
Korra : 3 one of my friends is going as Asami and we're gunna cosplay couple
>>5478642
Is it even visible from the surface?
>>5478755
for real speaking from experience drop him youll be better off.
>>5478751
memes
>tfw I look cute af in andro/fem clothing.
wow hey this anon >>5478739 here
I've found a great new way for some of us to get depressed, everyone measure & post the distance between the bottom of your lower lip and the end of your chin, not including any curvature if yours sticks out (for consistency) and keep your lips relaxed, don't draw your lip up over your teeth to make the distance longer
mine's ~2.35 inches
>>5478613
>when_im_called_into_work_to_fix_everyones_mistakes.gif
>>5478757
Where is there a comic con in January?
>>5478725
>tfw this never happened
anon pls
>>5478767
1.5 inches exactly
>>5478749
please talk more about your butt, my erection needs more inspiration
>>5478775
New Orleans :3
>>5478751
wow way to insult korra/jupiter/E
trashy is an autistic intersexmanchild who is mildly retarded and will spout random nonsense in unpredictable fashion
proceed with caution
>>5478776
Ok I'll stop ;~;
>>5478749
i also need boners
talk about your hot bod with childbearing hips more
>>5478782
Take pics desu. AND POST THEM.
>ordered a steel boned cincher
>found a good trans-friendly electro place and it's only a short walk from my work
now i just need an mp3 player and my work schedule for the next 2 weeks and i'm good to go
>>5478795
n-no i don't mean it like that...
>tfw spend the entire new years day in bed playing rough with your friend
>tfw today can barely move my legs yet have to keep walking up and down stairs
so much pain but so worth it desu
>>5478767
5 inches tbhon
Cis girl here.
How do you know you're not really really really gay?
Also, can I take hormones to grow my boobs? B cups here.
>>5478818
>>5478806
Well one of my other friends is a professional photographer and we are doing a photo shoot so sure.
>>5478578
Not this wide tho ;_;
https://unsee
.cc/bomadesi/
>>5478799
>childbearing
Hugboxer pls go
>>5478813
Wowe lewd
>>5478818
But I do? I am a gay man who takes hormones for cosmetic reasons.
>>5478767
Like 1.5 inches I think
Is that bad?
Are Draenei girls qtier than elves?
I think they might be.
>>5478830
So babe, you getting on hrt this year?
>>5478826
now let's see your girlstinker on imgur
mama wants to fap
Pookie can I kiss your soles...
>>5478826
nice childbearing hips faggot
>>5478830
Both are good for being healsluts who love choking on big thick cock like yourself.
