hi /lbgt/
wario here
i accidentally ate some of my cum thinking it was alfredo sauce laying around
at first I was like "WAAAAAAAAAAAAH", but it got me thinking, do fags ever eat their own cum? I mean, I might again
Of course. Bees eat their own honey, don't they?
Your ride is a piece of shit by the way.
Kill yourself
I do, but I'm trans. Most trans girls do.
>>5470761
>do you think I could pass if I did hrt
>I want to look like rosalina?
Sure, it's not like it's hard.
>>5470761
Well she is like 7' tall so possibly. She is also fictional so that might be difficult.
>>5470781
How are you posting if you don't exist?
>>5470761
>do you think I could pass if I did hrt
>I want to look like rosalina?
Well, you're certainly fat enough.
>>5470756
Don't all? My doctor told me to make sure I eat semen a few times a week, and to eat my own if I can't get anybody else's.
>>5471270
Wario again
I think I'm going to start using cum as my white sauce for numerous italian dishes
I'm going to trick Mario into trying it too WAHAHAHA
>>5471270
your doctor isn't a doctor lol
this is the most autistic thread of 2015
>>5475547
it's 2016 you dumb cuck
>>5475566
thread is from 2015, retard
>>5475547
austistic like autistic
or artistic but you're from the northeastern u.s. so you can't pronounce the letter r
I actually do. Repressed and ashamed cumslut though.
This guy I fucked even asked me what I'm into on our date and I was too ashamed to tell him I'm into cum
>I fuck him
>he cums
>holy shit so much
>instantly come in his ass
>he takes a towel and wipes the cum off his stomach
>cry faggot tears when I'm home
Is it weird? Can I safely tell people I love cum or am I right to be ashamed?
