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new years is coming up
how will you celebrate the evening
will you start the year with a kiss?

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>>5455139
>how will you celebrate the evening
Alone.
will you start the year with a kiss
Yes.
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>>5453696
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Working all night. And the following night. And the night after that.

Basically, it's not looking good
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hopefully with a fat blunt and some Netflix
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>>5455146
are you gonna kiss yourself?
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>>5455148
WHAT
>>5455150
>smoking cannabis
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>>5455151
Only if I get consent!
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With friends and wine and no bf >>5455139
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>>5455170

Stupid question.
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Niq why dont you use your name anymore
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>>5455152
if you don't like smoking cannabis
that's okay
it's not for everyone
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>>5455195
Cannabis is literally only reserved for 16 year old White boys from public schools who smoke it thinking they're a badman
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By myself. I never gave a shit about the new year at all. Fireworks are pretty and all, but that's it. I don't have friends anymore, so I don't get to party this year, what doesn't bother me too much either.
Not serious enough with this guy I met to celebrate it together. Atleast I'm getting sick, so I have an excuse for when people ask and are shocked, that I didn't do anything. It was like that last year...
>"Anon, you didn't do anything with any friends?"
>I don't have any closer friends, that would bother to be interested in me anymore
>"You're joking?"
>no
>looks of horror
People assume, that you have friends just because you're young and attractive.
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>>5455170

But can you explain where the last rotation comes from? you just put "through further research" - what exacrly does that entail?
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>>5455148
thanks anon

>>5455152
post pics of ur feet plz 5652 :3
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>>5455195
typical weed smoker reply
weed is for losers full stop
>>5455202
>thinking you are somehow more legit than a 16 year old white boy from a public school for regularly ingesting an even more inebriating + toxic chemical
>>5455214
erhg
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>>5455214
>erhg
c'mon none of the other gg twinks do it
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Lonely twink with no plans for new years eve here. I only want a kiss when it's midnight, i ask for nothing more. (well a bf would be nice, but that's not one of my top priorities right now)

I only want some top grade X, (speed or alcohol is just fine too), and a group of nice, understanding people.
That's actually, (believe it or not), a really tough combination to come by on such a short notice.

Feels lonely and sad desu. Fml.
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>>5455139
At my parents' place like always

Yes, I'll get many kisses. None of them will be on the lips and none will be delivered by a qt guy tho.
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>>5455227
>tfw going to a house party on new years with my extended friendship group of 50 + people and readily available cocaine + mdma
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>>5455261
why >>5455237
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>>5455261
I don't see how that stops you taking feet pics
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>>5455266
obviously wasnt talking to you
melon head
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>>5455261
Good for you? *patpat* (Why so salty tho?)
That's way too many ppl anyway.

Smaller, tight and close groups of _FRIENDS_ are way better in every aspect :3
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>>5455270
>melon head
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Probably alone drinking heavily
Steep contrast from last year when I spent it with my ex
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>>5455139
>how will you celebrate the evening
Kilograms of fireworks and drinking.
>will you start the year with a kiss?
Part of me hopes, but then I will probably never speak to that friend again once we sober up. So yeah, I hope not.
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>>5455308
I hope you die of alcohol poisoning, tater tot.
I bought a box of wine for myself. Will probably watch a couple of Jennifer Lopez movies and cry, like last year.
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>>5455322
I hope I do too, Aussie anon
>drinking wine
Well I always thought you were a bitch, it's confirmed now
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>>5455286
small parties are boring
need just loads of random crazy shit going on
>>5455289
thats what you are m800
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Strewth, mate. Read up on your Australian culture.
Everyone here drinks wine, mostly out of a bag.
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>>5455350
>Australian culture
Sorry I usually throw out the leaflets that go though " Australian culture".
But I assume it's a heady mix of rape and black culture
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bought compression pants, my butt is out of this world

send help
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>>5455355
Rape and black culture have been contained to the Northern Territory and Western Sydney, mate.
I for one, only rape and participate in black culture when it's vital for self defense.

Remember to buy a bucket so you don't make too much mess when you kill yourself on New Year's, you ignorant potato nigger.
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>>5455225
Well that shut me up :(
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Tokes and coke with the gf, and im either starting it with a line or a kiss
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>>5455370
I'm just gonna sleep in the bathtub,
More money for drink
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>>5455380
Alright, matey. Enjoy your night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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>>5455387
Is drinking yourself silly something you'd do?


Grand
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Stupid question here, how do you talk to people? On Tinder especially

I've got this one match on tinder and they seem very nice. But I feel it's a little difficult to get a conversation going?

Like, they do reply and even make some subtle flirty comments but it still feels like it's dragging a little, they're a little difficult to read it feels like.

Sure it would be fun to throw some flirt and whatever in there but I don't want to be awkward or make too much advances if I don't know how they feel

What the fuck do, am I socially retarded?
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>>5455432
Are you sure it's you that are socially retarded? I give people three chances, if it becomes clear that I'm the one stringing the conversation along I just abandon ship.
It's called a conversation for a reason that means both people put in the work, if I find that I'm the only one willing to do so, well, it's not really worth the effort.

For instance I'll start by asking how they are doing right now. If it's early it can be something like
"Did you have a good start to your morning?" or
"Looking forward to another fantastic day?".
If they just reply with yes or no that is strike one in my book. If they just reply with good, how about you I become a bit hesitant as they are just deflecting the question.

I always make sure to ask questions that can build a conversation from both parties, if at one point the other person doesn't take that opportunity we weren't going to be a very good match after all.
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>>5455189
dead desu
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>>5455432
You're only socially retarded because you thought 4channers could help you with a social problem.
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>>5455455
>"Looking forward to another fantastic day?".
do you really ask that?
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>>5455473
Not in those exact words but something similar, I'm a very positive person and I like to meet people that are equally positive.
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>>5455482
>Not in those exact words
Oh, good. If someone asked me that I'd probably block them right away. It sounds like the kind of thing a creepy old guy would ask.
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first time trying almond milk, guys.
it's good and healthy so try it too!
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>>5455512

are the almonds activated?
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>>5455516
i dont know ;_;
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>>5455512
>it's good and healthy
Not as good and healthy as normal milk.
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tfw no big tittied bf
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>>5455527
and you are wrong with that.
almond milk has less calories.
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>>5455531
>implying calories are unhealthy
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>>5455530

>mfw literally posting between benchpress sets

soon...
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>>5455531
>less calories=more healthy
Jesus, how are people this clueless about nutrition?
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>>5455531
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>>5455530
Breasts are for women, fatposter.
Men should not have bouncy tiddies, big enough to stick your dick in between, with super sensitive nipples. That's obscene.
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>>5455507
That wouldn't bother me, you'd seem like an someone who overreacts then and I wouldn't really want to have anything to do with you. So I guess we attract the people we deserve.
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>>5455545
>>5455541
t-trolled
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>>5455552

just saying that im with the other guy

if i got that message i would think "catfish" and block the other guy. its weird.
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>>5455576
If something is anti-seductive to you you are doing the right thing in being repelled, I'm not arguing against anything. If you think people being positive is an attempt at catfishing, I hope you'd block me because I wouldn't want to further waste my time talking to you we just wouldn't be a match at all. I generally don't want to be around the unlucky and the unhappy.
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>>5455139
probably sitting here
on gaygen
with you guys :')
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>>5455585

i have nothing against positive people or the sentiment.

but "Ready for another fantastic day?" is creepy.

It implies overfamiliarity, is consescending, an ultimately meaningless non-sequiter, its awkward, and resembles nothing so much as a middleaged sexual predator trying to imitate a young man.

Just say something normal.
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>>5455592
Eww.
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>>5455604
stop fighting your feelings
i just want us to be happy together, fat-chan
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>>5455597
People are flooded with normal messages, I'd rather come of as overfamiliar than boring. You have to remember he asked for tinder, if we match we have both already sort of said "hey" to one another.
If you think it resembles sexual preying that says more about you, for me at least.
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I hate everyone, like legitimately hate everybody.

Besides sludge hes alright everyone else on this planet please die.
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>>5455609

Different is fine.

but thats not just different, its creepy. Come up with something else.
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>>5455612
but you dont even know me!
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>>5455612
>I hate everyone, like legitimately hate everybody.
That's the spirit!
>Besides sludge hes alright
BLAAARGH
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>>5455605
Pass. I don't need you, I'm a lone wolf. A rogue tomato, a wild onion.

>>5455612
Trip on, Puppers.
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>>5455609
How old are you?

Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I see middle aged guys using that exact reasoning on dating sites all the time. Maybe we just can't agree because of generational stuff.
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>>5455625
whatever you say darling
just be home in time for supper

>>5455612
trip on, me
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>>5455635
Meth victim, please
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>>5455615
>>5455621
>>5455625
I can't wait to never have to talk to any of you fucks again.
I can't wait to never ever be someone who goes to 4chan anymore. It is going to happen. I think I am going just going to live a life away from humanity for the rest of my life. It has been my dream forever to never have to speak to another human being again and dying alone.
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>>5455635
>just be home in time for supper
It's 3 in the morning, what an inappropriate thing to say.
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>>5455648
>apply to NASA Mars program
>Go to Mars
>Kill all other astronauts
>Live alone on Mars for the rest of your life
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>>5455139
Will celebrate with bf and his family at some New Year's party they always go to. Might be dragged to another thing as the first one is supposed to finish around 1AM (but I'm not sure I want to come along, I don't want to be tired the next day).
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>>5455636
i'm clearly a brain damaged crack baby, not a meth addict
don't erase my identity, bigot

>>5455651
sorry i assumed you'd be going out at some point
i'm happy to have you stay in all day, sweetums
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>>5455626
I'm almost 31, and I don't think people in my age group worry too much about sexual predators to be honest. I only stick to one year younger and one year older than me, so I don't really see the problem. I'm guessing you are younger though.
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>>5455261
>tfw /gg/ is now /druggen/

im not complaining
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>>5455677
>31

hows the gay death?
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>>5455684
What's that?
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>>5455670
Stop toying with my heart, Captain Canine.
I may be a lonely recluse, but I'm no fool for you.

>>5455677
I'd sexually prey on a man in his 30s. A few more years and you'll be prime dilf age.
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>>5455677
Yeah, I'm 21. I guess that's the difference. I've been exposed to dating sites since I was a teen and had older guys being overly friendly out of the blue with me, who really just wanted a boy with a tight hole to fuck, since then as well.

There's really nothing wrong with that, but I find it kinda creepy when they try to approach me in such a way. It kinda feels they're talking down to you.

I'm cool with older guys who don't 'try so hard' though
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>>5455648
you will find love senpai ^_^
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>>5455698
>captain canine
you're already coming up with cute pet names for me :')
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>>5455681
>drugs
Fascinating... I want to find out more from a safe distance
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>>5455697
after 30, unless youre a top, is the gay death

you bitter old queens and your failing ass clencthing muscles along with your prolapsed anus will never be able to please another man

and for tops, the gay death is about 50 when you become a fat white haired chub only fetishised by a few perverts
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>>5455702
As I said, I don't date or hit up anyone younger than a year. This is also tinder, so you can only message after you've both swiped each other to the right, so it isn't really out of the blue.
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>>5455710
>the gay death is about 50
but that's silver daddes' golden age
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>>5455710
I don't live in the US or the UK, so this doesn't really apply to me. People are quite normal here, but good luck thinking that way about life.
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>>5455716
Spare me your low-key insults faggot
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>>5455702
I really hate, that so many older dudes manipulate young gay guys by being nice to them just to get them into bed.
gay teens have enough trust issues and the likes anyways and this kind of shit has always annoyed me.

there are enough twinks out there, who just want to fuck, but some older guys take satisfaction from breaking a young guys heart for some reason.

older guys, who are genuine about wanting to get together with a younger guy are the shit though. this really helps the fragile mind of a immature and anxious little twink.
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>>5455710
the gay death is 25, honey.
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>>5455720
As I said, good luck with your outlook on life. :-)
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>>5455713
>only fetishised by a few perverts
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>>5455722
>already gay dead
>Still haven't fucked a dude
Life is suffering.
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>>5455711
>you've both swiped each other to the right, so it isn't really out of the blue.

Hmm, I don't know. To me, swipping is a 'hi' at most.

>Hi
>Hi. Ready for another fantastic day?

Sounds awkward.
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>>5455710
man 14 year olds believe some fucked up shit
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>>5455710
This
You size queens are horrible people and I hope all of you get killed.
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>>5455730
There is no perversion in admiring the silvery beauty of an experienced daddy
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>>5455742
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>>5455706
Stop misunderstanding my intentions!

>>5455713
>>5455742
Disgust.

>>5455710
I doubt I'll make it to 50 anyway.
Hell, even 30's a stretch.
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>>5455735
gay death is an irrelevant concept to begin with. when I was 20 I dated this guy who was totally convinced, that it was actually a thing and that he was gay-dead.

so he was completely baffled, that I would date him. he brought that up like 20 minutes into our date and I couldn't stop laughing. I later (on another date) gave him my v-card. it's never too late tbhfam.
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>>5455749
>even 30's a stretch
>A stretch
>Prolapse
kek, that wasn't even intentional.
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>>5455739
>hating on size queens
Dick size is like my only attractive feature. It's not even a nice shape. lol
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>>5455736
Heh, you got so hung up on that one line. I said that it depends on the time of the day, if the match was early in the day it would be something like that but english is not my first language so I guess it doesn't translate well. My experience is, if you interpret something as awkward you're probably awkward yourself. And if you block someone because they came off as awkward to you, you're not really giving people a chance you're basically projecting your own insecurities in order to distance yourself from people as fast as possible.
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>>5455752
ewww fucking a gay dead guy is worse than necrophillia
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>>5455753
it wasn't funny either
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>>5455755
You have a good chest, it's weird that I find you hot since I like small penises.
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>>5455757
yes yes we get it you're underage
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>>5455757
it was great though tbhfam, perks of having a top who is insecure about his age and tries extra hard to make is nice.
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>>5455762
Fuck you.
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>>5455749
i know deep down you like me, but if keeping up appearances is that important to you i guess i'll play along
;)
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>>5455757
If they get botox, and temporarily look younger, does that make them gay-undead? Like some sort of homo-vampire?
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>>5455765
Thanks bb.

>>5455768
Try-hards get me extra hard. Like I can feed off their desperation some how. lol
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>>5455756
>you got so hung up on that one line
Well, yeah. We were discussing that particular line. That's how this conversation started.

>english is not my first language so I guess it doesn't translate well
now THIS changes everything.

Really. English is not my first language either, and a lot of things that sound perfectly normal in my own language sound really awkward in English, and vice versa.

Your case is probably the same. So let's forget about this, there's no point in discussing this any further, I think.
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>>5455779
Agreed!
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>>5455773
Jesus. That sounds awful. You can't know that many size queens can you?
>you get bullied everywhere in real life
How can so many people know how big you are?
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>>5455773
Small(er) dicks are cute senpai. As long as it's not micro-size, everything's alright. Even then you can still bottom.
My ideal man is actually a slightly hairy, smaller dicked jock desu.

>>5455778
for me it's more, that they actually care about making me feel good. I never experienced that before he fucked me because I was always surrounded by shitty people.
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>>5455773
Just get one of those vacuum pumps that make your dick bigger
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>>5455773
>I honestly think having a small penis could be the very worst genetics ever.
yeah.
I said it before, everyone wants big dicks.
No exceptions.
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>>5455770
You're real sick, you know that?
Toying with the pure hearts of lonely young men on the internet.
You'll get your comeuppance one day, Smutpuppy.

>>5455773
I'd shove apples up your butt while making fun of your 3.99998 inch dick.
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>>5455791
Yeah it def sounds that way. I've always been off he opinion that sex was bout making the other person feel good. I mean if all you're looking for is release, just fap at home and save yourself the time.

To me at least the ego boost of fucking somebody's brains out, is better then the sex itself, if that makes sense.
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>>5455809
>They read my diary
>having a diary

are you sure you aren't just a tranny?
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>>5455809
>I've fucked over 40 people
>My little dick is holding me back!
Seems like you're dong pretty good to me. lol

I know what you mean about girls being size queens. My ex-wife used to share pics of my dick with friends and brag.

Didn't stop her from fucking a guy with a smaller prick behind my back though.
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>>5455778
You're welcome honey.
>>5455773
>tfw no small dicked boyfriend to mother and comfort
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>>5455806
>toying
you know your heart is precious to me, fat-chan
you're the one fighting this

>>5455809
>histrionic
>small dick
>slut
hi maki
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>>5455827
women are size queens to show off. just like they're purchasing all these shitty clothes they feel uncomfortable in just to show off to other women.

if a gay guy is a size queen, it's settled since men usually don't bother to show off to other men.
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>>5455831
>to mother and comfort

I need you.
Come to daddy.

>>5455827
Pfft it's not holding me back from sex. It's holding me back from social power.
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>I will never age like Tom Jones

Why live?
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>>5455869
Great, you won't look like the tanned hide of a seal
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>>5455827
>ex-wife
Give me her contact details, I wanna make friends with her.

>>5455832
B-be that as it may, I cannot give my heart to a Pudgepuppy who makes such absurd lifestyle choices.
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>>5455863
>come to daddy
Post dets.
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>>5455837
I agree. I think it was just a way of scoring points.
>You husband got a raise that's soo great!
>Btw have you seen my bf's penis? It's huge!
lol

>>5455863
>It's holding me back from social power.
Just stuff your pants. I mean almost nobody whips their dick out in staff meatings anymore. lol
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Who is the cutest non-masculine poster currently posting in this threads? (currently being a period of time of 2-3 weeks)
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>>5455877
Lol you two would get along. Unfortunately, I cut all contact. I don't even know if she's alive. She had a tendency to attempt and fail to become an hero.
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>>5455903
me
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>>5455891
I have an email if you want that and we can chat...

>>5455896
Ann you're a wise man. In work it doesn't matter.
I just want to be number 1 ._.
Maybe I should just settle and realize that maybe I should just chill out and just act like a normal person.
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>>5455875
Irish. You're one of my favourite trips.

Don't say things you'll regret and make me hate you
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>>5455903
does qtpersian count?
he doesn't really post around these days, though.
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>>5455903
me obvsly but I don't post pics
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>>5455903
all of them
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>>5455896
>nobody whips their dick out in staff meatings

you obviously don't know what happens in golf course changing rooms...
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>>5455906
post pics
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>>5455910
just keep in mind, that there are people who find small dicks attractive. people mocking you won't get to you as easily anymore.

To me it seems like you hardly have a reason to be bothered by people mocking you for something as irrelevant as dick size. I'd be more scared for being mocked for keeping a diary tbhfam.
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>>5455910
Sure but I have to go to work soon so I can't talk til later.
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>>5455903
Most of the fems are pretty cute. I'd dick almost all of them.

>>5455910
Maybe. On the other hand the Napoleon Complex could drive you straight to the top.

How big is it? If you don't mind me asking.
Also: you should post pics. For purely scientific reasons.
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>>5455921
nah qtpervert is an ugly ass beta bitch nigga not cute
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>>5455935
you would dick anyone though
your answer is irrelevant
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>>5455936
those child bearing hips tho
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>>5455940
Touche. It'd probably be easier to list the ones I wouldn't do. lol
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>>5455946
who wouldnt you do
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>>5455931
When I went on a first date with my current bf I had no idea how big or not he was. I don't know what I was hoping for but he turned out to be smaller than average... I guess that was OK since he fucked me about 5 times the first time and he's good with his hands and mouth. Anyway, it's all right and I don't feel like I'm missing anything (despite having had bigger before). I still wouldn't say I prefer it or find it cute, though.
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>>5455905
I bet she's way too good for you, Dick Rickets.

>>5455941
Has he been thrown off a building yet?
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>>5455915
Sorry I didn't realize
Without you, my only fan, I'm nothing

Tom Jones is the shit desu
I'm gonna listen to him rn
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>>5455949
Most of the hair masc guys, and hitler. I mean he's cute, but he's so skinny it makes me sad.

>>5455956
lol If only.
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>>5455932
Not sure if it will work but try
[email protected]
That SHOULD work I had to change a bunch of shit since my last email was getting flooded by autists spamming.

I gotta go but I hope to hear from you.
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>>5455941
>tfw also have childbearing hips
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>>5455969
a single skeleton tear runs down my face
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>>5455980
post them pls
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>>5455980
Iktf
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>>5455969
>and hitler
shit tier taste
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>>5455986

not him, but heres an old pic of mine
:(
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>>5455984
Sorry bb. I don't know if I could be in the same room with you and not go full jewish grandma mode and try and force you to eat.
:(
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>>5456000
SCARF AND SHOES OMG REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5456000
Every time, feel good
Just a touch of vanity
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>>5456017

hey, i didnt bring up the subject

it was completely appropriate in-context
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>>5456026
Maybe but like there's a 8/10 chance when a pic is posted it's you or your progress pic and you kinda jumped in, you know
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>>5456046

>mfw was literally in the middle of updating my progress pic

whoops

ill save it for next week i guess lol
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>>5455935
but who wouldn't you dick
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>>5455941
looks like a teletubby.
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What does it feel like to be bottom?
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>>5456179
emasculating
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>>5456179
Good. It's even better when you switch to top.
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>>5456179

>>5456186
>>5456206
These
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>>5456179
It's pretty good, but it depends so much on the top as well. For me it's about a connection with my bf as well as giving him a greater degree of control. But he always makes sure I get off as well, so it's always a mutually satisfactory experience. Also, for cuddles afterwards I get to be the big spoon... Make of that what you will.
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tfw no-one even realizes you are the mvp (mostvaluedposter) of gay gen
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>>5456186
>>5456206
>>5456215
>>5456220
How about cock in your ass? How does that feel?
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>>5456247
yes, thank you for your services gaynon
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>>5456247
>tfw everyone realizes you're the worst poster
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>>5456179
It's like pooping backwards. Have you ever had a shit so huge it was pushing on your prostate and when you finally have it released you feel sorta euphoria of relief. That feeling over and over again in and out of your butthole hitting your prostate and making you cum.
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>>5456270
>>5456276
stand down cunts
highly valued comin thru
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Who is one poster you want to get rid of forever?
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>>5456320
Booger
s/he needs to jump into a train!
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>tfw you go out with a guy, he tells you he had a great time and that you should do it again soon sometime and then he proceeds to ghost out and ignore you

I can understand it can be awkward to tell someone you didn't like them

but why not just not say anything at all? It's mean to get someone's hopes up and then crush them like that
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>>5456269
It feels like pressure

Like when you have to pee real bad
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>>5456327
What if you really dated a ghost and you giving him a good time allowed him to cross over to the afterlife?
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>>5456276
Your not me
>>5456309
You forgot the model pic
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Tfw can't play electric bass cuz no electric bass
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>>5456327

iktfb

A guy who agreed to watch a film with me has ignored my messages for the last three days - we were supposed to see the film today. Instead, I'm sitting at home shitposting on 4chan by myself.
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which fem ITT would you like to bf
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>>5456356
Quit posting this shit faggot
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>>5456356

u
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Gaygen, how do you break it to the person you've been dating for almost 3 years in 5 months that.. you really do love them but you're not IN love with them? It's turned to a really one-sided relationship and he deserves someone who actually loves him.

That said, how do you know another guy likes you?
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>>5456367
Are you bisexual?
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>>5456367
Fake your death.
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>>5456367

This is why you ALWAYS tell the truth about how you feel after the first few dates. Who cares if its awkward, it prevents shitty situations like >>5456367 .
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>>5456372
That's fucking stupid and you should feel retarded and bad for that. Just because I don't have any romantic feelings for this guy doesn't mean that I want him out. Hell as a matter of fact, I'd love for him to still be in my life cause he's important as fuck.

>>5456379
Why are you assuming I didn't love him earlier on, retard?

>>5456370
No. Why does this matter?
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who is the most kawaii fem trip/name desu
reply to this post
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>>5456386
Me
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>>5456384
>asks for advice
>gets advice
>shits on advice
Well fuck you too asshole
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>>5456386
Who is the worst poster on here?
O wait its you.
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>>5456394
i said kawaii not fat
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>>5456340
sp00ky
now I'm legit scared

>>5456354
sorry to hear that
men can be dicks sometimes ;-;

>>5456367
>how do you know another guy likes you?
idk but if he tells you that he likes you it doesn't necessarily mean he actually likes you ;-;
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>>5456356
the one who doesn't look like a guy and doesn't act like a shit. like this >>5456386
which one is that?
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Do you find this picture arousing?
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>>5456399
The answer is still me desu, senpai
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>>5456386
Sludgepuppy
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>>5456412
wrong answer
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>>5456403
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>>5456417
There's a right answer?
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>>5456421
It's me ofc
>>5456417
You probably want someone to say 5652 or Hitler or niq
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FeelGood met up with that persian guy again today after apologizing for his behavior. Haven't heard from him since.

R.I.P FeelGood
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>>5456431
Sludge is cuter than those fetish weirdos. The only people that like those nurjobs are pedophiles and failed straight men.

Sludge is just a gay man. An art that seems to be forgotten.
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>>5456400
>idk but if he tells you that he likes you it doesn't necessarily mean he actually likes you ;-;

Yeah I know, that's my fear senpai.

>>5456397
Nice try retard. I know you thought you were being funny by being an ironic EPIG XXDD memer but that shit don't work here.

>>/trash/
>>/reddit/
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>>5456437

lol no i didnt

nice try
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>>5456442
Trip on sludge

I agree 100% desu he's a really nice guy
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>>5456443
>I know you thought you were being funny by being an ironic EPIG XXDD memer but that shit don't work here.
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>>5456449
Sludge how do I become as nice as him? I've always been an asshole but I just want to live the nice guy lifestyle.
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>>5456464
Ill talk to you if you're cute.
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>>5456464

Yeah. It sucks. My sister tells me "Don't worry about it, all men are pigs", but I dont think so - it has to have been something ive done wrong, right?
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>>5456445

pretend to be dead, i promise it won't hurt
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>>5456458
Just be nice and caring and cool at all times
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>tfw dad calls you a sissy gayboy becauase you bought girl pants because the tightest boy pants were still too big
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>>5456498
hottt tell us more about you and your father
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>>5456498
you are a sissy gayboy.
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>>5456511
i know but it still caught me off guard when papi said it
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>>5456455
It's okay, all you need is to stop being a butthurt memeing cunt.
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>>5456431
Honestly potatofaggot isn't excellent in looks or wit. Yet he's easily the least awful personality. This makes him 11/10 twink here
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>>5456528
Brb getting that framed
Most honest complement I've ever gotten
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>>5456538
It's a little rough, but at least you're husbandu material m8
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>>5456386
;)

>>5456412
>>5456442
aw thanks
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i saw the blonde twink at the gym again today.
he was staring at me in the locker, noice.
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>>5456635

depending on how old/attractive you are this is either cute or creepy
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>>5456641
im 20 and he is the same age or 1-2 years younger.
and how attractive am I? i dont want to judge myself but my mates say that i look pretty fit now (progress of a year)
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>>5456641
Stop manshaming your fellow brethren, creepy is something straight girls use to emasculate men. Build up, don't tear down.
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>>5456658

post progress pics? im a real sucker for them.
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>>5456666
dont have them on my phone, sorry
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>>5456672

How did your lift numbers progress?
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>>5456574
Oh tee hee
Thank you desu
>>
>woke up around 10:30
>have only drank coffee for the next 5 hours
>drive in Jetta to Barnes and noble and buy a copy of the communist manifesto and a žižek book
>live in suburban america
>literally gay
I'm objectively worthless, right?
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>>5456677
they went up 10-30kg with most exercises but a couple weeks back i injured my shoulder and now my down again
brench press was at 120 once
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http://i.4cdn.org/f/What_do_we_dooooo.swf

Watch it
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>>5456635
Iftfb, there's a cute mexican twink at my gym who gives me a goofy smile everytime I see him.

I don't know if he's into me, or that's his default expression, since he doesn't speak much english. lol

>>5456666
>post progress pics?
I'm going to have to remember this, satan, it sounds allot better then: Post bussy.
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>>5456698
>120
Mirin
1rm?
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>>5456703
can you please upload it with even lower compression?
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>>5456698

>10-30kg on all lifts
>over a year
>as a beginner
LOL

one of two things:
1) you are the most unbelievably incompetent beginner of all time
2) you are pretending to lift for internet points

my money is on #2
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>>5456711
i dont know what that means, my native language isn't english and I don't visit /fit/
;_;
please explain to me
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>>5456720

what is the biggest weight you can lift for a single rep?
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>>5456712
It's not mine
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>>5456703
Pixilated, stupid link, and the youngest one look 12 years old, gross
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>>5456694
Degenerate as fuck. In the next five years, you're going to end up living in some guys oversized dog carrier. And you'll be pretty OK with it.

>>5456665
Preach. Number 1 red flag t b h
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