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Previous cake >>5439069
First for sharing Christmas cake with that special someone.
How do you smile like that? I feel that after decade of not smiling some of my facial muscle died and I'm unable to pull it of.
I keep exercising and yeah I see SOME progress but so often it goes into a creepy territory.
>>5440212
No one desu
>>5440213
Some good advice I heard from I dont remember where is that try just laughing. Your smile at the beginning of your laugh is probably the most natural and best looking smile.
>>5440215
me desu
>>5440217
Thanks that sound like a really cool advice.
>>5440218
You will suffice
Any thing to stave off the loneliness
>>5440188
woa I should do this
rofl
>>5440196
U-uhmm
are u sure .//--//.
>>5440200
<3
>>5440217
this is good
practice in the mirror a lot too obv
>>5440212
I'm rlly hungry pls
>>5440215
eat it w/ ur waifu
>>5440220
loneliness is real desu
>>5440221
only if u like I'm all wrapped up and comfy rn
Good night and have a good Christmas girls.
>>5440226
oh hush lilly not like that =p
oh btw I heard u got lots of presents and looked like a qt 3.14 ^^;;;
>>5440133
I want to hug sheen even more I bet she is really soft
>>5440229
fufufu : 3
I was pretty surprised.. like I got 3 things >\\\< did not expect that
a-and I tried to look like a qt, no compliments from her tho >~>
>>5440237
ohh gosh probs cos u..... deadnamed her!!!! ):<
prepare to get beat and spanked and stuff!!!
>>5440240
lol I was drinking and everyone calls her her deadname which makes me sad cause I'm the only one who calls her her name, slip up and already hate myself for it
I got an omelette cookbook and i don't feel confident I could make a single one of them
I fucking hate you all. I hope you get laughed at and beaten by your family you fucking scum.
>>5440248
love you rawr hope you have a good christmas and your voice heals quickly
>>5440248
I don't hate you and wish you the best
>tfw nobody noticed it
k
>>5440243
y-yeh ;~;
she is really shy and insecure about herself sometimes, I wish I could help her irl but luckily she has someone like u now to drag her around ^^;;
aren't u staying together tonight??
>>5440248
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas girls.
>>5440261
she is shy but that's just another to add to the list of why I like her : 3
I'm trying really hard to make her more comfortable so that she will be able to go full-time
yeah she's mine for another night, I think I'm happier than her about that, I'm pretty annoying xD yeah she just agreed with me heh
>>5440269
y-yeeeehhhh sometimes she can turn on her jerk dial to max it's one of her qt traits heheh ^^;;;
hope ur having a nice time u 2 <33333
Merry Christmas mitfug! I hope you all have a wonderful today.
its been a while since i posted here but i figured i would come back to say hi today
whats up everyone, merry christmas and all that!
>>5440280
Hey Erin I've missed you!
>>5440297
hehe yeh, sometimes she says the sweetest things, sometimes she's so aloof and says mean things ;~; lol but it's who she is~
ohhh mascara is super nice and easy ^^;;;
ummm idk but I just got up heheh!! so ohio~
>>5440276
an anime desu
o-oh yeh.. strictly platonic I wouldn't wanna get arrested ;~;
>check 3ds
>all them xmas offers
>some games just came out this year and have 50% off
y-yikes o.o
>>5440304
Would you give sheen a Christmas dicking?
>>5440310
not even sheen wants me lol
>>5440280
Merry Christmas Erin, may the year be full of qties
>>5440280
I just woke up
I'm ok I guess
even mh4u for $20 @_@;;
>tfw 1/10
>tfw ill never be accepted as a girl
>tfw nobody got me rope for christmas
>>5440312
hasnt she been harassing you forever?
So I just finished work. Late. Probably the busiest shift I've ever had to do and I was all by myself. Definitely the worst Christmas I've ever had. I'm just going to drown myself in alcohol and smoke a fuck tonne of weed now. I was planning on going boxing day shopping tomorrow for cute things but that probably isn't going to happen.
How was your christmas /mtfg/? I hope it was a lot better than mine.
>>5440304
merry Xmas, should be getting to sleep now, I get to see the qtest things when I'm with her hehe
nighty nite
>>5440312
I would sexually assault you kira
>>5440355
Trip on hamplanet
>>5440358
>you will never force kira to choke on your massive, veiny, hard but feminine cock.
>>5440358
What are your thoughts on girlcock? Are you into it?
>>5440412
isn't everybody???
>>5440422
Gross af
>>5440422
I am
But then again, I don't have much of a limit when it comes human sexuality
>it's finally Christmas!
>time to open presents
>a lot of boy clothes
>"we bought you something that you will use for a few years anon"
>"t-thanks" (try to smile while dying inside)
>>5440442
ouch, are you out to them?
Is 6,4 to tall to transition?
i asked my dad to buy me inhouse pharmacy for xmas
he's still asleep though. but i bet he did
>Hugging friend and she leans into my neck and breaths deeply
>tells me I smell really good
>tfw the feeling of her against my neck like that
Ahhh, how was your christmas /mtfg/?
>>5440457
tall girls are master race
>>5440460
excited to see my cousin. sad that my sister doesn't talk to me anymore.
>>5440446
No it's not their fault
Still the feels...
>>5440460
Kinda boring
Though I was pretty sad for most of it
>>5440457
> tfw met a super cute and passing 6"5' girl.
you are now feeling tfw no bf
>>5440493
;_;
Why did you do that?
>>5440457
If you are thin. Sure!
>>5440212
>tfw waiting
>>5440483
yeah my last boy christmas was full of clothes and cologne and shit. I guess if you come out soon you cold always return them for clothes you could actually use?
Merry Christmas girls! I'm giving out free (You)s as my gift to the thread! ^-^
what's up ?
>>5440517
I was hoping to come out in a couple of months
First I want to talk to my doctor and get a diagnosis of GID. How did you come out? (assuming you have)
They said next year they'll get me aftershave for Christmas. The pain.
>>5440519
Merry Giftmas!
hello
>>5440511
Waiting for what?
What's your favourite/least favourite thing about /mtfg/?
Bf got me a super famicom with some games
my great grandmother gave me camo underwear. my grandmother gave me boardshorts and a t-shirt.
>mum: this shirt is kind of gender neutral anon.
old people staring....
>me: errr yeah. th-thanks for the gifts everyone
wow wee, all I got is a $50 dollar amazon card and $100 bucks for my first electrolysis appointment tomorrow. The most meh Christmas ever.
>>5440629
>complaining about money
for what purpose? it's better than getting cologne and shit from people you're not out to yet
>>5440631
Ah yes, every Christmas I would get flashlights, pocket knives, and cologne. Like what the fuck, who came up with giving guys that shit?
>>5440641
>tfw never got any of this
>>5440636
Sounds nice except for the box of Twinkies lol, are they like hard to get over there? Last year I got a box of these.
>lewds
p-pls don't judge too harshly ;~~;
https://unsee.cc
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>>5440641
I got cologne this year ;___;
listening to this and crying why is it so hard to come out to them T_T https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHue-HaXXzg
>>5440648
Yeah they are annoying to get here in the uk and i've always wanted to try some, they are breddy gud
>>5440661
Let's all get Kit cute clothes
>>5440672
Because you're afriad of everyone's reactions.
You want the best but you fear you won't get that.
which one of you fuckers made this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKPURVHfSbs
>>5440684
It's the thought that counts anon
>>5440684
>>5440684
>Put it aside for your future bf?
yeh this is actually what i had planned to do desu !!!
>>5440679
hey kuppy !!!
>>5440684
it's true <3<3<3!!
>>5440686
Probably the same person that made this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvE0MA8fnmM
>tfw your face is ruined and there's nothing you can do without ffs
It just keeps getting more masculine ;-;
>>5440690
Hello Kit, how was Christmas?
My friend's family adopted me and made me cry, they made me a stocking and filled it with makeup and face masks and jewelry and then gave me like 4 new tops too, they all have gendered me correctly and treated me like a girl since yesterday, I'm so happy. Merry Christmas!!
>>5440693
I wonder where that clip is from
>tfw lily living out your fantasy of being a cute anime boy with a vagina
>>5440696
Hi Lain, have a good Christmas.
>>5440697
Umm really good !! how was yours? are you good ??
>>5440698
m a d d i e !!
>>5440707
Kit, ilu merry Christmas!! <3
>>5440707
Was alright, kinda sad for quite a bit of it but my mood improved at least.
You think after living as a girl for 3 years would make me happy but it just gets worse
Everyone have a nice christmas and post who you want to get to know better RIGHT NOW
>>5440723
boy
>>5440723
merry christmas yellinganon
there's no one I don't already chat with on skype desu
>>5440723
merry xmas !!!
umm idk really kuppy and lain anon both seem really nice !
>>5440746
Yeah I wanna be friends with you too, you seem nice and you're Aussie.
>>5440212
>tfw no special someone
>tfw no christmas cake
>>5440723
Merry xmas yelling-anon, and idk :~:
>>5440749
umm do you have skype?? if you have skype you can add me kittustar and so can anyone else tbqh
>>5440761
I'd add you but I can't decide on a skype name :(
>>5440723
lainanon desu
>>5440754
bec
>>5440749
shes the nicest person on the planet trust me
>>5440766
you can change your displayed name as much as you like so dont worry too much!
>>5440768
We need more nice people desu
I hope all of you get killed on Christmas.
>>5440772
i'm nice, right???!?!
>>5440698
You are so lucky!
Which face masks?
>>5440776
You're actually a piece of shit...
>>5440723
you too yellinganon, and uh... the anon who likes me i guess, or yellinganon, or lainanon
>>5440768
eru
>shes the nicest person on the planet trust me
can confirm
>>5440772
yea mtfg can always do with more nice people
makes me feel bad about leaving ;~;
>>5440766
just use lainanon desu
>>5440784
oh okay ;_;
>>5440786
You're a fat piece of shit.
>>5440774
rude
Eat too much and feel like I'm gonna explode
>>5440818
Trip on eleri and erin!
Fat fucks
>>5440782
Sephora black pearl mask and some green tea clay masks :D
wah dl'ing takes so much time ;~;
Merry Christmas mtfg ^^
>>5440835
merry christmas, what did you get?
>>5440208
Frohe Weihnachten everyone.
>>5440835
Merry Jesus birthday, Elanna.
>>5440821
Wrong, I r not a trip
>>5440835
merry christmas
God I have to see my family in a few hours after not sleeping at all last night send help
>>5440835
merry xmas Elanna! i take it ur gonna drink today ^^
>>5440836
Pajamas, chocolate, a tin of spam and 500 dollars. How has your Christmas been?
>>5440840
How was the rest of your Christmas Kuppy?
>>5440844
How's your morning been bexe?
>>5440849
Maybe later, I think I'm going to clean up around my room, been on a bit of a bender this week. How are you feeling today Remy?
>>5440844
thats literally the cutest gif in existence
>>5440854
i feel okay, i maybe went a bit overboard with the lewd last night, but it would seem that im resistant to hangovers~
>>5440854
Really hot, Christmas just isn't the same in Australia. At least dysphoria mostly left me alone.
>>5440854
Why spam? Also my christmas morning was actually great because I woke up in my cami and it really struck me that I have boobs now, boobs are the best christmas present
Merry Christmas, /mtfg/!
>>5440723
Myself
>tfw no dysphoria free christmas
>>5440822
I really should buy some masks.
My skin would thank me for it
>Wake up sick after 3 hours of sleep and have a 2 hour trip ahead. Anyone want to drive for me?
>>5440861
Glad that you didn't get a hangover, it sounded like you drank a lot last night ;~; did you do anything fun for christmas?
>>5440862
That's good to hear ^^ nobody told you to cut your hair?
>>5440868
I have a thing for spam, even though I rarely actually buy it myself, it's delicious ;~;
Also, yeah, boobs really are the best christmas present you could ask for, though fwiw you've had those for awhile now ^^
>>5440872
Merry Chrimbus :3
I just ingested like 5000mg of potassium without realizing it
How long until I die
>>5440880
Happy Christmas, Elanna
>>5440880
haha no
No annoyances like that ^~^
>>5440880
I actually love spam once in a while. I just cut it in slices and pan fry it and dip it in ketchup.
>>5440887
Forever a man.
>>5440895
ketchup is my jam homie
See ya /mtfg/
>tfw foolishly stayed up late even though need to get up relatively early
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hello
>>5440900
I hope you have a really great xmas Kayla !!!!
>>5440904
Dont post my waifu you slut faggot
>>5440860
Good morning, how has your christmas been eleri? ^^
>>5440884
Merry christmas angie, how has your day been? ^^
>>5440886
Fantastic glad to hear it!
>>5440887
Yeah! I've never tried it with ketchup, but that fatty saltiness is hard to beat.
>>5440895
Sounds like a good christmas to me. I don't really have much planned, my ex may drop by later today to drop off a present, but I basically plan on cleaning and relaxing a bit.
>>5440901
Goodnight kuppy
>>5440904
Merry christmas kit ^^
>>5440910
Merry Christmas Elanna
>>5440208
Merry Christmas, /mtfg/!
-a hopeless chaser
>>5440913
Merry Christmas Maki
yahallo!
merry christmas everyone
>>5440918
hopefully that rope won't be stalled too long by the holidays
>>5440910
Not bad
It's been thunder storming all day so far.
About to go to my bf's grandmom's
Place for food
>tfw extreme man-face
>>5440916
>tfw can't wish maki a merry christmas
>>5440911
Merry christmas cricket, when do your evening plans start? ^^
>>5440920
I like it on breakfast sandwiches ;~;
Ketchup on an english muffin triggers me for some reason
>>5440928
Lots of wine? ^^ Also, that kind of sucks to have rain at Christmas, usually it's one of the few times that it seems weird to not have snow.
My evening was pretty ok, I had a lot of vodka but somehow woke up in pretty good shape for gifts and stuff. It's pretty snowy and cold in Edmonton, I broke out my ushanka yesterday ;~;
>>5440918
Merry Christmas kiwi
>>5440941
>ushanka
Yeah we saw :p
>>5440941
I have it so bad I put ketchup on toast even now.
>mfw the taste of ketchup
>>5440941
All I want for Christmas is to stick my tongue into Elanna's neopuss ;_;
>>5440940
i noticed i half a cleft in my chin the other day
im covered in hair
i had a full beard by freshman year of highschool
shoot me please
please end the suffering
>>5440941
>Lots of wine?
Yeah, I swear the bottles kept appearing out of thin air after the fifth or so.
Also not just rain, 15C and rain. My grandmother says she's never seen that since they moved to Canada. I'm glad you're having functional weather.
>woke up in good shape
More energy to drink today!
>>5440902
Hi anne, how are you today?
>>5440954
I have a huge brow and huge jaw/chin and my chin sticks out a bit and my eyes are manly.
>i had a full beard by freshman year of highschool
you should've seen my beard shadow before laser and hrt.
>>5440941
as a brit, ketchup on english muffins is treason and should be punished accordingly
Which trip do you want to meet under the mistletoe, /mtfg/?
>>5440963
Not a trip, but an anon desu~
>>5440963
its a secret
>>5440954
iktf senpai
do I have to be a trip to make friends here?
>>5440963
lainanon should just trip desu
>>5440976
nope
>>5440963
Cartman
>>5440941
Visit with the family. Cracked a tooth this morning. You?
>>5440939
Christmas dinner is best dinner, hope you have a good time ^^
>>5440943
It might have been what brought on the decision to buy vodka, s-sorry, Edmonton may as well be Siberia sometimes ;~;
How has your christmas been maddie?
>>5440948
That seems a bit more logical to me for some reason, might just be because I'm used to toast and hashbrowns, and hashbrowns without ketchup should be punishable by death.
>>5440953
L-lewd o///o;
>>5440955
Wow, that's some of the strangest christmas weather I've actually seen. Also, yes, today will be fuelled by eggnog ^^
>>5440962
I get the feeling that egg and spam on english muffin may also be treason though ;~;
>>5440976
>tfw going to a family event with only benzos
kill me
>>5440977
annoying hons get filtered
>>5440983
>and hashbrowns without ketchup should be punishable by death
yep, you are officially my favorite person
>>5440974
Please tell me which trip you are crushing on, is it Elanna? It has to be Elanna right?
>>5440983
>and hashbrowns without ketchup should be punishable by death.
#rude
>>5440983
Nah its not treason
t. fellow spam lover
>>5440983
It's been good, lots of happy crying ^^ how about you??
>>5440990
yeah, not in a sexual way or anything, just in a friendship way, I think she would be a mega cool person to hang out with irl and the fact she is all done with transition but doesn't rub it in everyones face makes her so respectable in my book
>>5440996
Age doesn't matter much after puberty, I started right after my 20th birthday but my viking genes stop me from passing.
>>5441004
>viking genes stop me from passing
same
>>5441006
Kill yo'ureselve
>>5441004
>tfw not actually a viking but a mongol from central asia
>>5441008
Naw, I want to live. I may be ugly and non passable but I am going though with transition regardless.
>>5441012
>wah wah people keep gendering me female but I can't pass :C
Die you autistic faggot
>>5441016
no one here says I pass so ipso facto, I don't pass
>>5440982
Yeah I was just wondering if you'd headed over yet, or if it was soon. ^^ How'd you crack a tooth? o.o
>>5440988
^^; anything potatoey deserves ketchup, it's the law
>>5440991
S-shun the non-believer!
(it's forgivable as long as your hashbrowns are nice and salty)
>>5440993
Thank god, I would never want to give that up.. ;~;
>>5440994
That's great to hear. ^^ Mine's been pretty laid back, just presents and cleaning up around the house
>>5440998
>tfw ywn hang out with kayla irl, and play n64
This makes me sad
I'm not really done with my transition either, I still have a lot of mental issues to sort through, thank you though ;_;
>>5441019
really?
i think you pass, you got that cute chubby emo girl face that needs fucked
>>5441019
lmao
>>5441022
No, scandinavians have huge chins and brows.
>>5441019
That's a really silly standard.
>>5441021
I'm actually on my way there now.
I think I cracked it last night when I was eating carrots. I have no idea.
How's your day so far?
>>5441021
>anything potatoey deserves ketchup, it's the law
as it should be
>This makes me sad
one day we might be able to irl meet up if you are down for it, I still think like a real mtfg meetup in vegas would be neat with all of us
>>5441025
yea im just gunna an hero im tired of being me
>>5441029
What would everyone do in Vegas? I'd just want to see all the shows there.
gosh I love the new 3ds o///o;;
now I have 2 but it's okies they're both fun and diff regions lol
just wish nintendo let u link accounts over systems/regions >.<;;
>>5441033
>tfw too much of a coward to hero
>>5441041
why do you give a shit? you can't feel bad when your particles get retaken by the dirt
>>5441019
>A-am I cute girls?
>>5441019
You pass so much. Stop hating yourself. Like I wish I could at least be as feminine as song of the girls who post here and don't pass. You literally look like a girl there. Stop being dumb.
>>5441028
Awe, I hate when teeth get chipped, it's a weird feeling ;_;
My day has been pretty good, opened gifts with my family, now I'm doing laundry, dusting and generally cleaning up.
>>5441029
Someday, when my debt is gone and I can travel guilt free, I would probably be up for it.
>>5441051
Dysphoria is a force to be reckoned with.
>>5441053
It is. My teeth are really brittle
Glad to hear your day is going well. I just kinda want to get this over with
>>5441044
I dunno
Let us remember the crusaders who in 1097 had to endure christmas outside the walls of Antioch with no food or shelter.
Thank you Bohemond, Goudfrey, Baldwin and Raymound for crushing the muslims. And thanks to Peter the Hermit as well, the genoese and venitian traders who supplied them as well as the Italians who selflessly dismantled their ships to construct siege weapons to finally take the holy city of Jerusalem.
Amen.
>>5441062
Shall we also thank them for causing more damage to the armenian, coptic and assyrian churches than islam ever managed?
>>5441019
Looking like Miss Cock more and more every day.
>>5441053
I don't get angry at them personally, but it makes me super upset when people come here and complain about being ugly and I'm just like 'ugh, I really hope one day I can be a fraction as cute as they are'.
>>5441064
yes
>>5441064
That sounds great. It might be awkward though.
>>5441066
Shut the fuck up blasphemer.
>>5441062
>Peter the Hermit
>Anything but complete retard that lead thousands of the equally retarted to their deaths
>>5441066
Shut up Eleri, you fag.
>>5441073
It's the thought that counts, he roused up the masses but no one took competent leadership.
Not his fault to be honest. They should have marched under the banners of lords.
>>5441064
>TELL ME I'M PRETTY
does everybody hate you irl, or is it just an internet thing?
>tfw more masculine than cis men after hrt and even those older than you
>tfw have some condition that makes me extremely masculine and almost immune to estrogen
>>5441066
Kill yourself you piece of shit
>mum isn't religious
>come out at trans
>le abomination face
>years later
>she accepts me more than ever, even was there for my srs recovery
>now is super duper religious
>mfw this isn't what leddit told me would happen
>>5441083
You sound very flustered.
>>5441082
You can build muscle easily and you're throwing that away for something you KNOW won't work?
Pretty stupid chief.
If you can convince yourself you'd be happy as a woman then you can do the same for being an alpha male.
>>5441082
>almost immune to estrogen
Have you actually been diagnosed having such a condition because estrogen insensitivity is extremely rare and pretty much fatal (unlike testosterone insensitivity, funny that).
>>5441057
Awe, I'm hoping that everything goes ok. ;~;
>>5441070
I'm sorry, I know that I'm guilty of doing it, it's very hard to see what other people see though. I don't know of many girls who've figured out how to see past the dysphoria.
>>5441062
>sharing military stories from christmas
>not talking about the christmas ceasefire of 1914
Warmonger
>>5441077
That's a fair point I guess.
I like you.
>>5441092
It will be. I'm just really tired and I don't feel too great today.
>>5441088
I've never had any muscle.
>If you can convince yourself you'd be happy as a woman then you can do the same for being an alpha male
No ;_;
Not even alpha just masculine
>>5441089
>you just didn't put any effort
hehehe wow nice :)
>>5441091
I probably would if I asked them to diagnose me for it, don't think it's normal to look like a 35 years old manly man when you're 22 and on hrt for three years lel.
Undertale is on sale, should I buy it or wait for it to go to like 2 quid?
I want to play it (and Grim Dawn) but now I've got super into GW2 I don't know if I'll find the time. Like when I was into WoW I pretty much didn't play any other game for years because if I had the time to play a game I was in WoW.
>>5441102
undertale is super fun
>>5441100
If you were "almost immune" to estrogen you'd be extremely tall. Like not just basketball tall, but freakishly tall.