Do you have high standards?
How can you tell if your standards are too high?
repost b/c new thread
>be british
>have a mild accent
>over time it is becoming more and more unintelligble
>now ive started completely missing out the first and last part of sentences so that people can barely understand me
Do you think its worth getting speech therapy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0baad5wxqI3
CUM EDITION
POST CUM
>>5434526
I take zinc regularly, it doesn't change anything about my cum.
>>5434544
My standards are high. But not for appearance. More for personality. I would not date a guy who is less than compatible with me. I just can't see it.
I'd fuck lotsa people if given the chance.
>>5434561
>More for personality
>>5434570
Did you misunderstand or misquote me?
I meant my standards for appearance aren't high, but for compatibility/personality they are.
>>5434570
Im a big hairy guy but I want hitlers fat cock inside of me.
He couldn't dominate me but it'd be cute to see him try.
>>5434582
Yaaas. Slay.
But forreal, there's this guy who's been my first everything so far, on and off. We don't fit, but I keep going back because he is handsome and nice. But I just fail to see myseld in a prolonged relationship with him. And it kinda hurts because he is a really genuinely good dude.
I like all cocks big AND small
>>5434600
fuck that don't settle
In the words of judge judy
>tfw although i find people IRL hot all the time, I have literally never found anyone on a dating site attractive
im not sure why this is. Either I dont spend enough time looking on dating sites, i someone am unable to find pictures hot after seeing too many pro modelling shots on gaygen, or I just have too high standards.
idk.
>>5434592
Let him try to fuck you before you pin him down and fuck him roughly until he's crying with pain, choking him to death as you cum.
>>5434614
>implying the trips here are models
There's no cute ones at all.
>>5434614
Or you have a mental disconnect between a dating profile and a person?
>>5434619
oh i wasnt talking about the trips lol
i was talking about the various male models people post like Steve Raider and the like
>>5434622
maybe. Or maybe I just have higher standards on the internet because the circumstances make me feel like I can "pick and choose"
besides the only narcissist ones are twinks, and im not into twinks.
>>5434625
whoops i garbled that post
the last line shouhld be part of the first paragraph. my bad
>>5434614
you miss the smell of the hunt boy
you can detect the arousing testicle scent emanating from a man's sweaty crotch irl, but you can't catch a whiff of it by e-dating
please god no
>>5434614
It's because on the dating you sites everyone is gay and you can see it, but in real life and the model shots are straight and nothing can compare to straight men, gay men just can't hold a candle up to straight men.
>>5434640
Thanks, now I want to suck a dick.
>tfw no panda bf
I did my part lads
cant wait for the new year
>tfw doomed to be forever a virgin because ugly and average dick
>>5434683
theyre calling you...
>>5434695
pfft, no weight training for being ugly anon.
>>5434703
+ like I would go into a gym and make a fool of myself and be uploaded to youtube.
>>5434655
>tfw no juuchi bf
>>5434703
look at arnold mate
the guy is ugly as shit if you look at his face - his gains are what make him a 10/10
Go start lifting - its fun, healthy, certainly wont make you look any worse, and i assume you have a lot of time on your hands.
Go read the /fit/ sticky - we are all going to make it!
>>5434695
>tfw haven't been to the gym in three days.
>>5434710
>>5434722
Fag.
>>5434718
I've read the fit sticky many times, there's nothing in it for me, I have no strength and I'm not going to start squatting or benching and be filmed and uploaded to youtube, ain't gonna happen. I hate going to the gym and being skinny and weak, so I'd rather not be at a place I hate being. Not everyone will make it.
Also Arnold has pretty good facial aesthetics, very masculine.
>>5434725
>smug
you mean stupid
>>5434724
Say that to my face irl
Walmart parking lot, kansas city, 10:30
I'll be in the fetal position praying for you not to hit me
>>5434544
I'm never sure if my standards are high or reasonable.
I switch between being a slightly overweight neckbeard to being a charming, provocative young gentleman depending on different phases and levels of activity and motivation in my life.
I want to believe if I put enough effort in, I could easily nab any guy I want.
Everybody says you should pair with your equal, but because I can be a slob and a classy gent at different times, I don't know what my standards average out to.
>>5434735
https://vimeo.com/80618609
Hello, peasants
>be closet
>visit murca
>"Son we should eat at that whopper-- err, hooters restaurant some day :-)"
>>5434727
>i hate being skinny and weak
>so i dont want to go to the place that will make me big and strong
is it anxiety thats holding you back? because i had the same, but once i got over it i never looked back. feeling yourself get bigger is a good feeling man, i think you would like it.
At the very least you need to try.
>>5434761
I'm not a bully.
>>5434766
I've been to hooters a few times, their crab and shrimp and actually pretty good.
>>5434544
do you c onsistently have sex with people you find attractive?
then your standards arent too high.
if on the otherhand you find yourself not getting laid as often as you'd like wiht men of the quality you like, standards are too high.
>>5434771
literally have never had a bf or done more than cuddling
but then i am closeted so go figure
>>5434551
sound like a waifu to me.
>>5434727
Why would anyone care to film you? Nobody gives a fuck at the gym. Just fucking do it!
>>5434768
No, it's not anxiety it's not wanting to be disgusting in front of people that are pretty and strong. I've tried many times, and if there are fit people in the gym I'll just leave. I have no motions developed so I have no need or want to occupy the equipment while making a fool of myself.
Death is the only road to awe.
>>5434772
being closted changes the game.
one thing to keep in mind is its not a percentage thing either. even if 90 hot guys reject you this month, if you still bang 2 the month (or how ever often you feel you need to get laid) than your standards arent too high. a lot of it is about matches, not good or bad.
but i digress. ill be ur bf tonight anon
>>5434551
>dat accent
got pics? i dont care if i cant understand you in casual talk, id listen all day. i love brittish guys.
>>5434740
you'd probably love being hit wouldn't you, you fucking slut
>>5434781
sounds a lot like anxiety to me.
do you have a school counsellor or workplace psych you can talk to? you sound pretty neurotic right now.
>>5434791
>>5434740
>>5434781
But anon what if one of those big strong men takes a liking to you. Teach you how to lift and maybe be bf. You just need to try some more. How old are you.
>>5434801
got face? id love if you crushed my head between those thighs while saying things in brittainese.
>>5434553
I doubt many people have pictures of their cum
>>5434796
shoo, shoo!
shoo, histrionic bitch boy!
>>5434794
I haven't gone to school for 12 years and I lost my shitty job when they found out I was trying to drink myself to death.
> tfw in heat and qtbf is still hours away
>>5434808
Life isn't a gay disney movie. I'm too old, perhaps even too old for there to even be a point in weight lifting anymore.
>>5434822
Doesn't count as cheating if its not in the same timezone :^)
>>5434835
i dont fully remember exactly when i took the first picture because i have mild amnesia, but its probably about 5 months or so.
>>5434828
>all those hot daddys looking hotter because they lift.
Unless youre like 65, you need to shush with the "I'm too old" shit, fag-kun.
>>5434822
have you ever scientifically experimented on the subject of how many fingers you can stick in your butthole at the same time? I think it might be time for some research
>>5434819
Who are you talking about?
y is diz tru
>>5434822
rub up against chairs and things like a horny cat
>>5434845
Atrophy. Around 28 much of your body stops renewing itself and you begin the downward spiral of decaying.
>>5434551
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0baad5wxqI3
As a londoner, I think you sound posh....
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>>5434865
ayy i am a londoner.
West London, how about you?
>go on tinder date tonight
>the guy at first seems pretty disinterested and unhappy from the get go
>after a couple of beers he lightens up and conversation finally gets flowing
>turns out we're not massively compatible
>at the end of the evening he walks me to the train station
>I hug him goodbye and say "maybe we should do this again some time" in a manner which I thought implied I wasn't interested
>he texts me 10 minutes later while I'm on the train home asking me to turn around and come back to his to make out
wtf man. How does one end a bad date without being rude but still making clear that it was a bad date? How did he not feel that it was a bad date?
Does every date between two gay men have to end in sex, regardless of how compatible you are relationship wise?
>>5434835
Nope, I am gg's sweetheart. You're just trying to ruin my reputation.
>>5434860
Hot.
>tfw no slowly decaying bf
>>5434872
SW - Whur ma boiz @
>>5434885
>date between notoriously thirsty men
>from tindr
Expect this a lot. It's easy for me having embraced my inner slutdom but if that's not you then you may want to consider other methods.
>>5434872
>tfw Kew
>>5434872
I'm not him but I live in North London.
>>5434885
Just friendzone them. Saying that "maybe well see each other again, as friends" is absolutely B R U T A L. if that doesnt work, nothing short of pepper spray will.
>>5434896
Ugh I am so jealous. I love the gardens, Hyde Park is a pile of shit compared to Kew.
>>5434900
Near Hackney? i hear thats an up-and-coming gay district.
>>5434872
Kennington
>>5434885
>>I hug him goodbye and say "maybe we should do this again some time" in a manner which I thought implied I wasn't interested
????
lmao
>guys I told a guy I wanted to suck his cock and now he thinks I want to suck his cock???
It's so great to be with family this Christmas, what a blessing my parents and siblings are, not to mention my extended relatives.
>>5434902
Kew is okay. A little far out for my liking. Hyde Park is far better situated.
btw do you wanna be my bf?
>>5434913
do not reply to the shitposter impersonating john
>>5434918
Nobody replied to that autist anyway
>>5434917
idk about that but if you want to watch a film or something im up for that
>>5434926
Stop joining in with the London posters. You're not London. It's just embarrassing tbqh.
>>5434935
I'm not joining in but making a joke because being Irish and the ira
6 more counties when etc
I'm fucking glad I'm not in London, I'm Catholic not Muslim
>>5434925
Yeah, okay. That does't sound too bad. Have you got a throwaway email or Skype?
>>5434935
London is shit tier tbqh
>tfw TC bullies people out
>tfw nobody seems to give a shit
>tfw you guys are terrible people
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>>5434941
Meet me at the Faraday memorial @ elephant & castle.
>>5434939
lol it's so funny seeing british people who are not from london shitpost from their mud farms and feudal ruled cesspits. it's especially great when they try and fool themselves into thinking that london isn't as great as it is.
>>5434945
I've been bullied out also. How'd they bully you out?
>>5434950
>that feel when you have such amazing sex that you feel the need to tell someone about it
I hope I'm not the only one.
>>5434959
I have literally never had a sexual experience that I didn't brag with everyone. Besides one fat woman.
>>5434959
I normally just green text it for /hm/ or gaygen to get it out of my system
>>5434966
Jesus Christ to who?
>>5434966
Maybe if everyone here would stop taking pictures of their dicks then we wouldn't have this problem
>>5434986
never
>>5434970
Niq, i dont know who the other guy was, he said he had his dox
>>5434986
I've never taken a dick pic.
>>5434910
I wanna move to Kennington. Plz adopt me
>>5434943
Says the person not from London.
Stop being jelly hunty
>>5434986
Only take pics of your anus B)
>>5435004
why you wanna move here? I wouldn't live here if it wasn't so close to school.
>>5435037
It's close to my uni and good for going out in central
>>5435039
...which uni?
>>5434761
Just chillin knowing you're ugly
got you
>>5435040
Kings. You?
what a blessing it is to be rich, smart, AND attractive
>>5435044
a c&g school.
>>5435016
No, that's not Christian.
>>5434994
Good, don't take any nude pictures or your soul will be condemned to hell, like >>5434991 will.
>>5435050
I don't even know what a C&g school is.
>>5435042
im so uggo
all i need is your giant head for the big cherry on top
You used to cummy in my butthole
late night when you need my love
cummy in my butthole
>>5435056
city&guilds m8
>>5435064
Trump please leave
>>5435060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT7yQ45xLVI
>>5435061
So vocational courses?
>>5435066
Go back to Univision!
>>5435064
just an all around ugly person i know. i wish i had your small tature, giant head and awkward posture. you're so blessed
>>5435070
aye
>>5435077
Oh aight.
Still. Wanna adopt me?
I'm bored of my commute to uni
>>5435084
but where would you sleep, there's not much space here?
>>5435089
Fine then. No spooning for you
>>5435073
I'm 5'11, you're ugly
All I need is a good and loyal guy who still likes to fuck
>mfw accidentally posted this in another thread
[blog]
So it turns out his mom was actually sick for real the other day.
We went to have a walk to a nearby park today. We talked a lot. We didn't kiss or anything but it was still pretty nice. We're texting like idiots now, which I guess is a good sign.
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>>5435069
this is one of the worst songs I've ever heard
>>5435103
Isn't it great being an attractive likable person? Not like reddread would know, he's an ugly loser, terrible personality!
>>5435094
I have RLS, it wouldn't be comfortable for you.
>>5435103
is he cute?
>>5435095
ebig manlet :DDD
boomerang benis xDD
>>5435095
then you have fucked up proportions because you look real weird lol
>>5435112
I move about a lot too so I'm annoying to spoon
>>5435118
Or the photo you were looking at was a picture of a photo at an angle. Look again, you'll see the frame
>>5435116
>is he cute?
Yeah. The kind of guy you just want to hug.
>>5435133
Hug with your dick?
>>5435110
>>5435129
can't say its something id like to willingly look at, but thanks lol
>>5435110
>>5435139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg
This is real music B)
>>5435129
nah mate you ugly
your eyes are too far apart and you look like a doll someone took apart and glued crudely back togetger
>>5435054
Someone taking nudes does not justify blackmail. Victim blaming doesn't solve issues.
>inb4 >>>/tumblr/
If some autistic shit decides to blackmail someone through 4chan, that's not right. No matter how many nudes you took.
>>5435157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y3TKv7Chk4
>>5435169
yasss kim wilde come thoughhhhhhhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quO9p_6OItQ
>>5435180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8
>>5435161
Let's see you. Oh wait, you're too ugly.
>tfw gay man
>want to be a top
>no penis
>>5435201
are you a qt scruffy manlet ftm
let me fuck you in your literal boypussy desu
>>5435162
No, it's their fault for posting NUDES on 4CHAN.
If they had a brain then they'd realize that it's a stupid idea, but they did it anyway. Their fault.
>>5435157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyg1HBJB-kU
no THIS is real music
>>5435208
no
last time i cried for like an hour
>>5435229
When you are, you are right.
I concede
>>5435162
i feel bad for the person who receives those tranny images
>>5435201
Dont give up! You can be the first man to have a mechanised cyborg cock! Follow your dreams!
>>5435162
Dude I'm blackmailed by this very general with my disgusting nudes daily
They're very used to this kind of activity
I think they're jealous because I'm the most attractive person on here
>>5435247
>john attractive
>>5435247
>John
>Attractive
I'm sorry but you're literally the most disgusting trip here.
Even Hitler looks better than you.
>>5435258
sid was my first furry husbando t b h
he's cute and fugly <3
>>5435247
>he actually goes on 4chan and says this, wholeheartedly believe it
Ho my gosh, take a step back outside of your ego and try to Maybe view things from a more objective perspective.
Nobody really gets called ugly because everyone is just jealous, let's be real now.
>>5435262
They always post pictures of themselves.
>>5435265
well he's also johns mom so have at it lol
>>5435276
you're very catty tonight bb
is it that time of the month?
>>5435283
He's this ugly every day of each month
>>5435276
Doesn't his mom have a terminal disease or something? Oh my god, I feel so sorry for her, slowly dying while her legacy is a mutilated gay goblin who spends 90% of his life on the internet telling lies about what happens in the other 10% of his worthless life.
>>5435290
no, he's usually quite nice, you must just've pissed him off.
>>5435290
Mods PLEASE do something
>>5435302
J-John's being mean!!! Mods!!!!
tfw no qttwinkbf to take my aggression out on after a terrible day like today
struggle is real
>>5435312
You're worthless and uninteresting!
>>5434768
nice 0 amount of work on your calves, all that zero calf gains is very jealous worthy
>>5435314
can I call you daddy?
>>5435314
What happened?
>>5435325
do you have big calves anon?
>>5435334
I have monstrous calves
>>5435326
actually that wigs me out abit, def not into it >>5435327
a cascade of bullshit from the family that ALWAYS seems to happen at christmas and bretty much shoots my holiday spirit in the face 10 times. we're incapable of having a holiday without it getting ruined from irrelevant things that cant be changed.
>>5435337
post em? What do they measure with a pump?
>not spending Christmas eve with your bf
Da fuck is wrong with you guys?
>>5435312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inm9xnCqPfU
>>5435347
boyfriends are a waste of time. :^)
>>5435347
My bf just hasnt noticed me yet
>>5435347
Being alone is cool.
>>5435349
I know a guy that looks almost 100% like him lol!
but yeah, the video does nothing for me because his body is whatever
>>5435354
sour grapes
>>5435364
I want to go to there
>home for Christmas
>whip out old Pokémon cards and beat my older brother in three consecutive games
comfy desu
>>5435402
>pokemon
>not yugioh
>>5435392
Me too, me too.
>>5435103
I remember your post that originally mentioned this. I'm glad it's working out and he didn't flake on you on purpose.
So are you two planning another date soon?
>>5435410
>old pokemon cards
>old
could be before yugioh cards maybe?
i still have my old cards
>>5435426
why is this so appealing to me
I don't even like nature
>>5435347
But I am though.
>>5435468
>not spending christmas balls deep in samurbi
>>5435468
it looks like he has an elf ear and burly elves sound hilarious
>>5435478
Sucks so bad.
>>5435502
Sounds...not so bad.
>>5435468
>>5435508
It's not healthy to obsess over someone like this.
Poor Juppy.
>>5435534
how's your family?
>>5435542
I don't know, I've been out most of the day.
>>5435508
I-I want to s-shove my face in his pits!!
>>5435347
ill spend it with my uncle
hes my bf but he doesnt know it :3
he turns 49 this week so ill bake him a cake :)
>>5435563
get in line bitch
>>5435563
>shove face in his pits
don't we all..
>>5435570
No.
>>5435563
I wonder what he smells like.
>>5435548
oh, what did you do then?
>>5435578
like heaven.
>>5435578
like salty milk and coins.
>>5435577
>thinking i'd ever include you in a "we" statement.
>>5435587
that is probably the most vivid and comical description i've ever heard
a+
>>5435581
Bought new glasses, caught up with an old friend, just got back from lunch about an hour ago.
>>5435600
That's bullying, Moor. We'll have none of that so close to Aussie Christmas, ty ty.
>>5435630
what frames did you get?
>>5435630
I bully you because you're mean to me!
Hey gaygen what kind of frames look good on oval faces and say "kawaii in the streets, senpai in the sheets"
>>5435638
These, they're light and sit on my face much more nicely than my last pair.
>>5435648
I'm not mean, I'm stern. Tough, but fair.
If I'm too easy on you people, you'll just become spoiled brats.
You'll thank me one day.
>>5435657
>stern
not even close to stern, you do too much "B-but" nonsense to portray that.
>>5435565
That's creepy
>>5435670
Sh-shut up!
Underprivileged kids such as yourself don't make it easy.
>tfw ultra subby
>tfw not sure why
>>5435713
Who cares why
own it hunty
>>5435713
subs are great
you keep goin bro
tops need subs
>>5435722
I can't help it sometimes.
Please be friendly for the next couple of days, Moor, in the spirit of Aussie Christmas (Only 7 hours and 53 minutes remain).
>>5435728
Own your subbiness
Be proud
demand that men treat you like the little bitch you are
>>5435739
>demand that men treat you like the little bitch you are
but i want them to demand things of me! not the other way around
>>5435743
well aren't you a little bitch.
>>5435743
If you want that you have to go for it
Even if you beg for it you have to
Grow some balls bitch
Go beg daddy to own your hole
>>5435750
pls no bully
>>5435728
He's out there for sure anon, but a good dom is very hard to come by. I've been doing some searching for the better part of a year.
>>5435743
once they see your mannerisms they will know that their job is to take charge. If you feel an older man or someone is hitting on you then you refer to them as Sir. You don't say their name unless they permit you to.
>>5435728
i dunno topfag here lmao
the key is probably
have no shame
>>5435763
no the key is to have lots of shame.
shame is sexual fuel.
>>5435769
>but it is shameful!
Learn to enjoy the shame.
>tfw you trap for an old married man
>>5435769
It's very nice anon, you have no idea how it feels when a daddy calls you a "good boy." Too many people seem to use the phrase far too often. I don't feel every action is deserving of a "good boy." So you did what you were supposed to, big whoop; you have to excel at it anon.
>>5435795
>beaten if i fall out of line
>cook and clean
I could be mistaken, but I don't think you want a Dom, I think you want a Master. A Master is more inclined to have you do chores such as cooking and cleaning. A Master also doesn't mind flogging or whipping you for being disobedient. You'll even get your cock put in a cage since you don't need it. Don't worry, there is a hole so you can pee.
>>5435800
but i need to wank
can't live without it
I could put up with flogging if i deserved it
>>5435804
Good stuff.
>>5435805
If you really want to be a slave you will listen to your Master. Of course you want to touch your penis, its only natural. If you repeatedly disobey him, yeah, sure he'll flog you a bit, but if you don't learn he can grow tired and leave you.
>>5435810
I do need some love!
I am technically human!
