New year's resolution is for every gay man to get ripped.
Then we can start gender war and bring the Gaytriarchy to the top. Waterproof plan.
tfw no bf to face fart me
>>5420581
>ugly ripped guy
Old: >>5419523
>tfw in the military so all I do really is cardio to practice and train
How do I even do cardio properly? I just run around in the room drinking coffee.
>>5420550
Yeah a lot of my clothes are old too. I only recently started buying large shirts at concerts.
Anyway time to train
>>5420606
What military? Almost all the bases I've heard of have gyms.
Any of you faggots has ever used a dermaroller?
Are they a maymay?
>>5420606
Calisthenics and HIIT running around the base.
>>5420616
Im not in it in it yet. Boot camp doesn't start until like march april so in in like a limbo.
>tfw going to lose all my gains
Im ok with this I guess.
>tfw no cute twink bf
>>5420581
I will probably try, fail, and go home and cry myself to sleep after eating a whole package of nutter butters.
>>5420581
MEZAMETAMAE WAGA ARUJITACHI YO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>5420525
My other friend said that's what happened. That the guy I like is worried because I haven't answered his text and when he called I didn't pick up.
I feel so guilty about skeeving on him when he's my friend (and according to some people here not interested). I can't bring myself to pick up or talk to him just yet.
This other friend that's texting me on his behalf would be good to talk to about it, but he's the one who said we were in "dating purgatory" so maybe he might be impartial.
>>5420578
Yeah. They're terms used for "muscle dymorphia"
>>5420601
He is pretty ugly. Maybe that's why he's so concerned with gains.
>>5420639
>tfw no gains in my gains account today
feelsbadman
>be me
>19 years old
>kissless virgin (both genders)
>in the closet
>>5420650
Better luck next time.
>>5420653
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-same boat.
Like, exactly. Give height and weight and ethnic yadda.
>>5420653
Put yourself out there. The only one stopping you is you.
>>5420628
Yeah. Everyone looses allot of mass in basic. Allot of people drop down bellow 8% body fat.
I'd definitely recommend running outside. Pretty much any running you do is going to pale compared to basic. Unless you're a pansy and going airforce.
>>5420653
>both genders
>biscum.
>>5420589
anon, I've heard sludgepuppy is into that... at least with his anonymous grindr hookups. He might be willing to drop a few air biscuits on your face.
>>5420675
>air biscuits
>my sides! Kek
>>5420679
Good stats. What you looking for?
>>5420669
No im navy. They want me to lose a bunch of weight but I can't stand getting smaller. I don't even care about muscle looking I just want to be as big looking as possible. I wish I could be 230 five foot eight. I was cute as fuck since the weight just went into my belly. I don't even really lift all that much anymore but fuck man I just want to be big. I don't even care about muscle. I wish I could bulk again abd do this bulk right.
/blog
>>5420688
Anal.
>>5420679
>nah im not
Don't lie to me you biscum twink.
>>5420697
fugging the bum or getting the bum fugged. this is important you know. for science, mang.
>>5420700
That gif.
>boner.jpeg
All the things rolling off in my head now.
>>5420704
Just anal. All day anal.
>>5420717
>If your life goal is to get big and fat, the military might not be a great career choice.
>>5420712
And same boat again tbqh. Although I'm leaning towards one side. And a bit more.
You out?
>>5420700
>tfw when no tiny qt to dom effortlessly.
Why live?
>>5420712
Shut up you dirty whore. You know you want anal.
>>5420717
My goal isn't to get big and fat but I wish I could.
The military is a much better choice plus I can get big when I get out.
Plus even if I cut shitty im still going to look aesthetic. I just hate my face also and like it when it looks chubby. I look like a child with no fat and a serial killer.
>>5420700
why do vaginas scare you so much, anon?
>>5420726
>Dom effortlessly
>seems boring
>>5420735
Have you seen one?
>>5420724
That feel when I will never have a bf like that.
>>5420726
>tfw when not a tiny qt twink others could dom effortlessly
At least I have my head canon.
>>5420735
They don't, i've seen my best friend's vagina getting waxed and i didn't know what the fuss was about.
They're just not my cup of tea, mr.biscum.
>>5420737
Definitely take your time with it. Also don't fall into the top/bottom meme. Sex is best when there no restrictions.
>>5420751
Sell your soul to me and you'll get one.
>>5420640
if it makes any difference, I think he likes you, too.
your friends know your relationship to this guy better than people on the internet, tho. what makes him think you're in dating purgatory?
>>5420761
>kenboy's standard fuckparties
>>5420761
i will, thank you.
i'll try coming out slowly next spring.
>>5420751
Dunno, i don't think i'd ever want an army guy for a boyfriend.
>>5420653
>both genders
>2 genders
S H I T L O R D
H
I
T
L
O
R
D
>>5420737
Sort of bottom-ish and submissive stuff. But occasionally I get these feelings towards specific people. I think I could see myself as being top/dominant for the right person/type of person. But not for long tbqh. Insertion in porn happens naturally atm. And it's always the one getting fugged.
But you literally have no idea? No preferences? Idea what might be yours?
>>5420779
The three genders are
Man
Woman
Thall
>>5420782
Is it really that common to self-insert in porn? I've never done it.
>>5420777
Dude there is no slowly. Once it's out there a lot of people will find out. Don't worry about it though. Just be you and fuck the rest. When I came out I lost all of my friends. My cousin who was my best friend won't even talk to me anymore. My family acts like I'm a disgusting pervert. With all of this I'm still happier now being myself.
>>5420782
I had a period where I liked fingering myself but I haven't done that in a few months now. Don't really like it anymore, it's so much work and preparation but it feels great when you cum.
>>5420726
>hairless
laughing_girls.jpg
>>5420801
>Why not?
They tend to be meatheads.
>>5420776
What is a Kenboy fuck party?
>>5420801
>How do I do this?
Normally I'd spawn into your house with a scroll telling you to sign your name but we've gone along with the times so a scribble in paint is enough.
>>5420781
Thanks for noticing me senpai !
>>5420581
>bring the Gaytriarchy
You are now my favorite.
>>5420807
oh damn, im sorry ;_;
i think only my dad and some friends would mind
my mum is quite supportive but she also keeps on making comments about me getting a gf finally :(
>tfw bench has plateaued at 250lbs for reps
I have failed you gaygen.
>>5420813
>"Sex is best when there no restrictions..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE9JlONzrVU#t=114
>>5420829
Damn he's hot!!!
>>5420820
De nada, anon-kun.
Play wrestling is like the best shit ever
>>5420832
is it kinda desperate that I just imagine hugging, cuddling and spooning someone?
>>5420825
Live your life dude. If your dad's uninterested in you after you come out then (not literally) fuck him. The people in your life that will matter to you will be there no matter what.
>>5420839
Yes it is!!! My bf is so strong and I'm not a weakling so play wrestling turns me on so much. Just being able to feel his strength makes me all flustered.
>>5420842
Nah, it just means you're starving for affection.
>>5420842
I don't think so. I just think it's weird you don't occassionally think about whatever your kinks are. Be it vanilla or anything else.
I think most people have cuddling thoughts and whatnot. Me too. Buuuuud sex thoughts and cuddle thoughts exist parallel to one another.
Also, in sex thoughts I'm always getting fugged.
In cuddle thoughts I'm the big spewn.
But who knows. I really wanna do some sqauts and start dating somehow next year.
>>5420852
well i am
it's really sad how i've been starring at cute guys lately
they must think im creepy
>>5420852
>tfw bf always leaves you starving for attention
Whichever anon linked me this faggot, I'm officially hooked and it feels terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxg222-hWWc&pxtry=1
>>5420853
>I really wanna do some sqauts
Why aren't you squatting right now anon?
>>5420679
>A'Ryan
Why do black people do this? I also know a J'Courtney
>>5420870
A history of uneducated generations and making up names because they can't spell.
>>5420870
i went to school with a girl named jaz'y'zya
she's dead now tho
>>5420853
i wank occasionally. thoughts about sex aren't so common for me lately, must be the winter weather
and i hope you'll achieve your goals next year. you can already start squatting now, like with just your own bodyweight
>>5420869
There is bass to be slapped and tired legs on my body. My weekend was busy af. Squats can go fuck themselves until at least tuesday.
>Monday fully scheduled 9 am to 8 pm
Are you dissapoint, Anne-senpai? So sorry.
>>5420859
I need to cut first.
>>5420873
This racism meme has to stop, kay?
Not cute
>>5420881
>Are you dissapoint, Anne-senpai?
I am. Disappointing and sad.
What if you keep putting it off and never make it?
>>5420860
>it's really sad how i've been starring at cute guys lately
Eh, most of us have been there.
I was really horny as a 1st year in uni, eye-raping every qt pie in a 5km radius.
>>5420861
Bad bf desu.
>>5420875
I get you completely
I liked when my ex was strong but really inexperienced whereas I was trained and stuff,
It's fun pinning a big 6 foot guy down
>>5420859
>Chuch
I think you mean church?
Yeah I know bro
I just a bf to wrestle ;-;
>>5420875
>dead now
Is an ending Too common in your stories puppers
>>5420772
I'm not sure exactly what made him say it. My other friend just asked me when we're going to "get out of dating purgatory" last week.
I haven't talked to him much about my crush, but he said that it seems like we really like each other and that my friend is "all over me".
Though I guess considering the guy I like isn't touchy (like I said he's not crazy about germs), I could see how it would seem that way. A drunk girl kissed him at a halloween party and he looked genuinely horrified. He told me he didn't mind my germs, though.
I'm talking to Other Friend right now. He says that talking to him might help.
>>5420890
Then explain these shit names.
>>5420902
ikr? i went to school with too many dead people
>>5420915
Are you sure you don't have a sixth sense
>>5420915
Was your school built on an abandoned cemetary or something?
Alright now that im an official bottom with low self esteem how do I become a woman?
>>5420897
He's never been a touchy Feely kind of guy. Probably what attracted me to him in the first place. He's the most passionate lover I've ever had though.
>>5420915
Mei Misaki-puppy
>>5420925
So, what, if you're chilling at his house you won't cuddle type of guy?
>>5420922
battlegrounds from the war of 1812, actually
the local indian burial grounds were a big scare, people always sneak there in the middle of the night, and there's a big festival there one weekend every year
there was just this one really bad november when i was like 19 where 5 people i went to hs with all died separately (except for my friend, her and her sister died in a plane crash). like 3 people died while we were still in hs, and in the past couple years 2 or 3 more
considering how small my town and school were it was
weird
good times
>>5420928
now i feel bad :(
>>5420924
Hrt, fake tits, penis chopped. You'll never actually be a woman though. Just a girly dude with a mangled c o c k.
>>5420924
ask niq
>>5420931
well, he is almost too fit
that would make me feel like shit
>>5420938
was that rly necessary
>>5420931
He cuddles but it's always on his terms.
>>5420924
1. work on your self esteem
2. get a faggy emo haircut
3. don't be a woman
4. work on your self esteem
5. come back and post boipączki
>>5420954
Well what the fack does "chuch" mean
>>5420951
red flag.
I beat up my bf accidentally and now he's avoiding me
did I fuck up?
>>5420954
Im diagnosed with histrionic personality disorder. They get more leeway and control. They get more attention from people. To my lifestyle choice and human need of being an attention whore females are superior objectively.
>>5420963
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361640/Saudi-millionaire-cleared-raping-teenager-telling-court-accidentally-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html
>Accidentally penetrated 18 year old
>>5420964
>Why?
Because it means their relationship is not one of equals, so by definition not a healthy one.
>>5420963
>accidentally
unless your fist fell into him it wasn't an accident.
You won't fix anything without first accepting your responsibility.
>>5420992
hey man whatever bro i dont care...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fczjCi73So8
any smokers here?
it's a great tool to keep thin ^_^
>>5420978
>mfw the guy posting his bent dick every 2 threads calling fembois attention whores
>>5420957
Why did you use Polish language? Pole?
>>5420998
When you're drunk, it's an accident, but you weren't, he was
You know full well what you were doing and shouldn't have acted in such a way.
You're I'm the wrong but you should have a chat esp if hes hitting you when he's drunk
>>5421001
>>5420978
>mfw unironically describing someone as a femboi
Every single trip here is histrionic
Please all of you die in a fire
>>5420960
Awe I hope not.
>>5421001
but we are attention whores
>>5420998
>he was drunk and not in state to understand his actions
>i was not
>i still beat him up
>i don't get why he doesn't want to talk to me
>>5421010
Anyone who posts is histrionic
We all want attention
>>5420726
> tfw no big muscle bottom qt to dominate
Why live?
>>5420998
you did the right thing.
>>5421001
One doesn't post boipeen twice a day because it's unpopular. My man is giving the thirsty sluts what they want. Don't be jelly 'bout his sold-out shows.
>>5420998
That sounds like a lot of domestic violence situatuons. You probably have some deep problems to work out as individuals and when together, you get sucked into familiar but unhealthy drama. Honestly you can try couples therapy, but you probably should both be single till you get clear.
>>5421027
>you're
Nah mate, its b/c your dum (jk)
Posting on a phone sucks
>>5421008
>>5421018
he was drunk and punched me in the face
I'd push him to the ground again, I did absolutely nothing to deserve a punch in the face
>>5421027
>He might be avoiding you because he acted like a tard while drinking.
goddamn it's probably this. he's a really nice guy when he's sober, I wish I could ween him off the booze somehow
>>5420904
let us know if you talk to him.
>>5420629
>TFW no verse hotey
take drugs
smoke crack rocks
get fucked up
>>5421073
Yeah but you had more self control, you should have talked to him sober about him getting too drunk
>>5421098
too tired desu senpai sry
>>5421111
In what way may I touch the chosen soul?
Seed of a dweller.
We be friends with child killer.
Spirit.
Spirit of poison.
Howling spirit.
Killing spirit that walks.
Spirit creature not wearing the shape of a man
>>5421071
Naw, man. The corkscrew meme is obvious tsundere propaganda. Da thirst is real.
>>5420998
In vino veritas bruh
First he hits you while drunk, next every time you fuck up the casserole you have to tell the neighbours you fell down the stairs
Dump that bitch
>>5421071
Id take your dick over my baby dick
They are all just playing around with you.
>>5421102
>Yeah but you had more self control
All he did was push him. There aren't always a whole lot off non-physical options when a drunk man is trying to punch you in the face.
>>5421163
Hi, this is Wilford Brimley
Welcome to retardation. A celebration
Now hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors
First off, the retarded don't rule the night
They don't rule it, nobody does
They don't run in packs
While they may not be as strong as apes
Don't lock eyes with them. don't do it
It puts them on edge, they might go into berserker mode and they'll Come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows”
You might be screaming "no no no"
But all they hear is 'who wants cake?'
Let me tell you something, they all do
They all want cake
>>5421167
>not wilfred brimley
>>5421162
It not like he's saying they got in a fist fight, it was one singular punch from a lad and he pushed a drunk man (drunks being known for their balance)
I know he's not totally in the wrong, but he should definitely talk to his bf about drinking too much,
>>5421163
Dude, did you just call your bf "subhuman"?
Good luck mate, you seem made for each other I guess
>>5421071
>Vanilla please.
>be AnnSkellington
>biscum with failed marriage fishing for tranny butt pics 24/7
I'm sure your input on healthy relationships is greatly valued.
>>5421180
>Post baby dick.
Reported.
>>5421176
He-Man and Skeletor in your punani
Producing dubstep records, in your punani
Undergoing plastic surgery, in your punani
Pretending I'm from London, in your punani
Formerly Harry's Foods, now Food Fare, in your punani
>>5421198
Fuck off girl with pnuemonic drill. I already filtered you and psudononymous d please put your name on so I don't get dumber reading your posts.
>>5421135
>tfw no muscledaddy senpai...
>...yet
>tfw no muscle bf
>tfw no bf
>tfw bf
>meet qt who's into fat guys
>tells me he's 18
>is actually less than a month away from turning 18
>tell him can't meet up until then even if the age of consent in our state is 16
I dodged a bullet pretty hard there
your face when I finally become magical dolhpins
>>5421189
how is anyone who thinks that violence is a form of entertainment not a complete and total subhuman?
pic related, it's you
>>5421234
So, you're a fat guy but you don't want guys who are into fat guys?
>>5421214
>tfw no bf to train me into a muscledaddy
>>5421244
No I don't want to go to jail or branded a pedophile until the end of time.
>>5421236
you're a entry level fag that is 32 and was too unsuccessful with women so now you chase twinks, why would I even want to be near you and your petroleum hole?
>>5421242
When did I say it was?
I think I've been pretty anti violence,
I just want clarification
>>5421247
>age of consent is 16
>go to jail for dating a 17 year old
I don't understand americans.
>>5421242
Go back to tumblr you screaming vagina
All women deserve to get beaten and raped.
>>5421245
>wanting muscle on your body
queer
>>5421259
>not wanting muscle on your body and rubbing up against your body
>>5421254
The age of consent varies from state to state. Some are 16, some 17, and some 18. You have to be 18 to be in porn which is why people think it's 18 in the entire country. So if someone is in a state where you can bang a 17 year old they'll still be branded a pedophile even though being a pedophile means you fuck kids who are prepubescent. Americans are dumb.
>>5421249
I finally have a stalker. N-not that I want your obsessive attention, spastic GRIDS ladyboy. Go finish transitioning your specious tits so you can cry about chasers.
>>5421259
>not wanting muscle
>>5421265
Jesus Christ everytime I trash you you just fucki g sperg out. I didn't even trash you really.
Just shoot up a school.
>>5421271
Tranny pls go
>>5421266
What do you do for lats?
>>5421271
I wouldn't mind it
Who cares desu as long as you're not fat
>>5421279
Deadlifts
Pause deads
Deficit deads
Dimel deads
Bent over rows
Tbar rows
>>5421284
I think you've jumped the shark
Violent criminals? I think you're correlating things in your head without typing them
>>5421270
Trash me? I see your fluster and it gets me turgid, bb.
>tfw boyfriend doesn't think he's a total bottom
qt :^)
>>5421271
I want to be art
>>5421284
>Jack Donovan idolising twinks shitposting their fantasies on a cambodian underwater knitting forum
>>5421292
You did it again.
Turgid. I read and have never seen that word before. I googled it and its not even a good thing for you to be. You annoy more than anyone that's ever posted here.
>you will never have a boyfriend as qt as Mahoto
;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uzT3E4C0fk
ROCKY BEST FILM OF ALL TIME
THIS YEAR EVERY YEAR
ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>5421303
Mmmm, yeah. Your tears of intellectual submission are making me more tumescent than Ann's twunk titties.
>>5421299
>>5421315
I swear to god im going to kick your fucking ass one day.
Its not even intellectual its LE RANDOM XDDDD
>>5421317
top lmao
>>5421308
He's tried to wrestle me into submission a couple of times before to no result. I guess that's kind of my fault. We were friends in middle school before he moved away and I used to always let him win whenever we play fought. Now I don't let him win anymore. He seems to enjoy it, though.
>>5421315
>ann a twunk
Yeah no
>>5421322
You seem upset
:^)
dont be a part of the smatchet sodality
>>5421291
>>5421302
>I won't defend myself if I get jumped by a bunch of delinquents
>>5421330
what is he then? just a twink?
>>5421332
Im going to beat the shit out of you.
Why do I hate someone so much?
If you post that fucking don knotts picture I swear to god...
Do gays like roided up dudes?
What if they're bottoms?
Do they usually attract the same type of top?
>>5421327
>He seems to enjoy it, though.
of course he does. getting pinned down and fucked is probably his endgame tbqh senpai. he's got you wrapped around his finger.
>>5421335
I never said such a thing I'm wondering when it stopped being a lads bf
I'm all for appropriate self defence but a lot of you don't realize that running away is the best self defence
>>5421327
Thats bretty cute t b h no homo
Ur bf is a little bitch tho
>>5421317
just keep tellin yourself that
*slaps fragile hip bone* you know you want to eat these groceries
>>5421356
I can tell you got bullied brutally in school. Jesus Christ...
found maki on /fit/ lads
>>5421333
I'm not a fan of bottoming but if he really wanted me to and asked me, I'd do it.
>>5421348
I wouldn't put it past him. He's the only one of my partners who's ever been able to make me finish first and so he tries to exploit it as much as possible. He has a slight competitive streak.
>>5421351
To be fair, I've got a pretty decent size advantage over him.
>all these people talkin bout sex and i still havent even kissed with a qt
>>5421350
>running away is the best self defence
that's a short term solution
if you want a lasting effect you fuck up the first guy who tries fucking you up
>>5421388
don't lose hope anon
you'll kiss a cute guy some day, i know it
>>5421392
Yeah and then he comes back with more lads or grabs a weapon next time and the longer you fight, over time you'll develop injuries and it won't be as easy. If you just put the fucker in the ground, you'll get a murder charge or vendetta
But running is a short term solution
>>5421373
Jesus *tap dancing* Christ. Respect the arts.
How was school for you? Did you let wrestle with your nerd crush and let him win? Or are you a legit weak manlet in all categories of masculine endeavor?
>>5421388
>iktf
i tell myself its because im too busy and that ill get it on next year but... idk man, idk
>>5421223
>tfw tired af
>tfw start knowing this feel
Maybe you people just need to sleep away your problems more
>>5421402
>shit that never happens
>>5421420
what does a twunk look like then?
It looks like it's going to rain outside, gg.
>>5421424
Yeah because lads have never held a grudge and gotten more people after you?
Christ you've probably never actually fought someone
Oh honey, how sweet, did you think dropping him with your "sweet right hook" was gonna mean he'd just take the loss and move on? No one who starts a fight is humble enough to take a loss, they'll just get scummier to win
>>5421442
hahaha
>>5421440
Meanwhile...
>>5421437
The roid rage thing is sort of a meme. Basically guys that were dickbags before roids use it as an excuse for their behavior, like girls on their period.
>>5421425
Imagine a twink with a little muscle mass while staying relatively lean.
>>5421437
>roid rage
That only happens if they're already prone to rage. Juice brings out traits you already have. If you've never had a temper you won't develop one if you're sarcastic then it makes you even more so..get it?
>>5421460
like scarf and shoes?
>>5421466
I don't know what he looks like
>>5421444
It's exciting. I'm looking out my window rn in anticipation.
>>5421456
V jealous of you, Anon. I will see the snow one day!
>>5421466
>scarf and shoes
>Relatively lean
>>5421460
> Juice brings out traits you already have.
so how long til you're getting fisted?
>>5421470
he's also known as feelgood I think
>>5421472
You get sick of the snow living in it your whole life, although I still do enjoy looking at it...going out in it sucks horribly.
>>5421345
IMO unless you are a professional bodybuilder or weightlifter, roids are a HUGE redflag. It hints at numerous character flaws and insecurities - its like a guy who's got a criminal record. Sure he may have repented, but those internal problems that caused him to do bad shit are still there, and they WILL resurface if you date him.
>>5421420
>>5421414
Welp, as mentioned earlier, I am an entry level homosexual. Twunk to me is a medium thickness gym rat guy who's hairless. Medium is relative though. No disrespect. So what's the more BULKED version of that called? Twulk?
>>5421456
lucky dog, I miss the snow. nothing but rain here.
>>5421475
I feel the same way about sunny weather, but I don't enjoy looking at it. Everything's so bright, it hurts.
>>5421482
Where are my pics???
>>5421460
It depends on how relatively.
When I was working for the MAN (when I had a job), there was a guy who was downright ripped... but had this nubile face and a kind of emo cut. Like a shortish, smaller framed Zyzz kind of. So I'd say it's super important that I split hairs about the difference between a twunk and a twink with a 6 pack.
>>5421472
snow is overrated and actually a huge nuisance, but on those days where you don't have to go out, it's really cozy to just sit and watch it
i love night snows especially, everything gets painfully quiet and sort of has a glow
>>5421499
>>5421485
people get so caught up on which gay box they fit in
not everybody fits in one
