>tfw can't delete a thread I bricked
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tinychat com/gaygen
tinychat com/gaygenrehab
>>5417531
>finally
Remember to treat your fellow gg sisters with love and respect!
>>5417539
kill yourself
What's /gg/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSbRZLrQOqo
How many miles must a man walk down,
Before you can call him a man?
And how many times must a man squat down,
Before his butt is finally sweet?
>Try to post on my phone using my data because wifi sucks
>Tells me I'm banned
>Look up reason and post
>It's for ban evasion
>Its a post on r9k
>A Tomoko reaction pic with >tfw no bf post
What a sad, gay city I live in
>>5417566
"Dicksucks" sounds/looks like "discuss."
It's not very complicated.
>>5417566
Deep thought.
>>5417585
More of a spoonerism really.
>>5417592
Like you know anything about spooning.
>>5417596
He goes again. What ferocity.
>>5417596
>>5417585
Are you, by chance an ausfag or britbong? If so, most Americans don't really know about or do rhyming slang. If not, it was a bit a stretch for that bad pun.
>most Americans... not sure if Canadians do the rhyming slang thing.
>>5417604
Well, yes, upon close inspection it's pretty tacky, isn't it! It wasn't crafted with the intense scrotiny of my peers in mind.
>>5417598
top kek
I'm sorry Ann bb but it will never not be funny
>>5417553
>>5417566
Well, all I heard was that I'm gallant. So this was a just and accurate exchange. Thank you kindly.
>>5417622
Yeah I have a whole folder of curved things just for you ;3
Red is attractive with those dreads.
>>5417633
Sad furry pls
>>5417629
Don't worry. I think it's pretty funny too.
>>5417632
I don't believe. Post screencap.
>>5417639
Well it is true.
>>5417650
dreads are awful, especially on white guys
>>5417644
Post butthole first
>>5417654
He doesn't look that white.
>>5417644
Is your dick curved or what?
>>5417617
>scrotiny
please. stop.
>>5417657
well they're still awful
>>5417658
It's a corkscrew
>>5417678
I can't seem to imagine that
>>5417674
For you.
>>5417685
If you're summoning the Quake Dick, I think you'll see it rendered shortly. Well, soon.
>>5417685
>>5417696
Does, like, everybody have a picture of Ann's dick except for me or what?
This situation is getting strange.
>>5417701
Hahahaha! That's the best one I've seen yet.
>>5417706
How tf does that even work in flesh? This is impossible to picture.
>>5417703
It does two shows a day. But you're more likely to see it mingle with the fans after the matinee performance.
>>5417712
Uhh, y-yeah. Totally. Haha.
>>5417706
How dare you.
>>5417688
why?
>>5417719
>THAT'S how you do a pun.
Now you're just hamming it up.
>>5417729
>tfw coming home from another fantastic date with my bf
:3
>>5417742
Uuugh, you lucky nigger.
Gib details. Did you fug?
>>5417742
bastard
>tfw no bf to have lazy Saturday with
>>5417748
No fugging yet
We are perfectly happy teasing the fuck out of one another. One of us will break first
>>5417742
Greentext everything
>>5417744
You're mine, so what's yours is mine.
Go snort some gainer, Christmas is approaching.
>>5417753
that sounds like hell t b h
though maybe that's because it reminds me too much of this thing I had in high school where I would play gay chicken with a guy I was in choir with and he kissed me on the cheek once and we held hands a couple of times but I'm autistic so I could never tell if this was just a thing the straight jocks did or if he really wanted to fugg so nothing really ever happened until he and his friend started pulling mean "pranks" on me and I got fed up and cut him out of my life entirely and then three years later he got arrested for having sex with a 17 year old girl and filming it because he's a moron
and that's the story of my only actual gay experience, the end
>>5417667
You weren't even supposed to notice that. This is on you.
>>5417729
COMEDY!
>>5417761
Hey, pal.
>>5417761
Did somebody
>>5417767
That is sad. Enjoy college? You can be very gay in college. I hear.
>>5417776
When I went to a college full of gays I didn't have the self confidence to do anything about it, then I transferred to an engineering school where the only gay guys I know of are ugly weirdo nerds (one's a brony + furry who wears a tail to class ffs)
Oh well, one semester then hopefully I can find a job in a big city somewhere and find a cute bf
>>5417767
and just think, your pure homo love could've saved him from a life of degeneracy.
>>5417776
Stop typing, it burns too many calories. The whole Fatanon family will be down for Christmas, and I don't want to disappoint them with a dissatisfying meal.
>>5417773
Don't pick that tone with me, missy.
>>5417775
Post Vocaroo.
>>5417792
>actually, you probably would've ended up as much as a victim as that 17yr old girl did.
things prb wrked out for the best... and you'll find bf soon enough
>>5417797
he's 2 years younger than me so probably not haha
but it did work out for the best, the dude's a fucking moron.
>>5417793
>wanting to eat a fat
>not encouraging massages for well marbled meat.
It's like you've never had long pork before.
There are a lot of fags in here
>>5417808
that's weird, that never happens
>>5417810
Pumping Iron isn't on netflix any longer and I'm too lazy to grab the dvd..i need to just die
>>5417789
Give the furry a chance. The tail guys are freaks. I hear.
>>5417792
The benevolent power of bp is limitless.
>>5417793
>Don't pick that tone with me, missy.
Um...
Hey, gorgeous. Is that smile for me? Because I have something for you, too.
>>5417808
>>5417813
1: he's ugly af
2: he's almost definitely got aspergers to some degree
3: I can't stand to be around him
4, and actually least importantly: he has an online boyfriend
how does that faggot have a bf and not me? I wonder if i'm undateable
>>5417822
>because i haven't watched PI in like a month
lol Just watch Predator instead. They're practically the same film.
>and did you say you were going to bed?
I did. Post fap, I realized i was hungry and needed another bulking meal. lol
>>5417822
>i know you'll miss me
Nope, you're still in my bad books.
The only way to get out of them is to post lewds.
N-not that I'd want to see that though.
>>5417817
I admit dating is rough if you want an IRL BF. Chin up. Lift. Keep an eye out. It'll happen.
>>5417820
>[citation needed]
True, I have no idea what he looks like, but his acerbic wit is charming. Literally tsundere, the poster.
>>5417821
But don't think that makes you seme, boi. Fussy power bottom perhaps.
Jesus, my head hurts today.
Traveling is exhausting.
>tfw young Asian lady going to meet her "friend" asks me to help carry her tacky ass LV bag
>>5417843
I'm no sissy, nothing goes near my pristine butthole.
Well, until I meet fabled qt of my dreams.
>>5417858
>What do you want to see exactly
Me? Nothing, obviously.
But to get out of my bad books, you need to post a little bit of everything.
>>5417840
>Look in mirror
>Dick has been replaced with a swing set
Horrifying.
>>5417885
> a little bit of everything
i think you want to see a lot of everything and then some
>>5417885
I won't compete with a dream. I don't know what kind of ammo to use on a dream. Plus I obviously don't want to.
You're probably a deeply closeted alcoholic comedian. Like Jim Jefferies. And I couldn't possibly go any lower than a Prep-dipped Tim Minchin.
>>5417908
Blacking you up on that. Predator is always the correct answer.
>>5417899
post pict desu
>>5417899
P-preposterous. I would never take an interest in a body such as yours.
You just need to do what it takes to get out of my bad books, chop chop.
>>5417907
I keep quoting your posts, then hitting submit without typing anything. 4chan is hard when you're tired.
>You're probably a deeply closeted alcoholic comedian
No. I'm just a simple boy who wants to spread his message of love around the world!
>>5417908
>What are you gay
N-no. Shut up and work on your plump, Crip Dick.
Less than 5 whole days until Aussie Christmas, tick tock.
>>5417918
>tfw no beardy bf to rub
>tfw too depressed to even motivate myself to get help
Living is kind of a chore at this point, tbH
>>5417923
T
F
W
>>5417923
>tfw "beard" is shit
Shaving it off tomorrow, it was a valiant effort.
>>5417932
nooooooo, blondie you still look kawaiiii.
don't shave
>>5417934
>butt
red pls.
face pleasee
>>5417936
Nah man, I look like I'm growing babby's first neckbeard. Shit's gotta go
>>5417934
Don't be a tease. I'm about to crash. If I don't see butt soon, I'll have to cry myself to sleep. lol
>>5417932
Kuhuhu.
What have we here?
Aussie Christmas entrée? Licking my lips rn.
>>5417934
N-NO!
Coloured folk are incapable of making it into my good books, but you can at least post soothing bp and make it to Fatanon purgatory!
>tfw regret that I didn't take HRT and learn how to be a good sub for daddy
>>5417948
Thought I wasn't tall enough for ya, bully-kun?
>>5417960
Naw I am too old to be a tranny.
>>5417920
>I'm just a simple boy
I'm onto your scheme, joker. But I must go now and dream of justice.
>>5417932
It's good as stubble goes. Style stubble is stylin.
>>5417947
Night, bud. Good luck with the boibutt.
>>5417952
Bish why didnchoo call me earlier!? Well Anne is probably gonna be available for a while yet. Mazel tov.
>>5417956
I hope this is correct cause if it is, you look kawaii as hell
>>5417960
lol check Skype
and nnbb
>>5417956
I'm curvy.
>>5417954
That's why you're the entrée.
>>5417960
I hope you drown in your own tears.
But don't, because you're not plump enough to die yet.
Good night, peace and love!
>>5417963
Good night, peace and love!
>>5417963
Alright I am filitering you officially.
Your ebin random humor is fucking annoying.
Are you girl with pneumonic drill? Stick with one name so I don't have to read your shitty posts.
>>5417969
>Are you girl with pneumonic drill?
Huh, I never made that connection but I can totally see it
>>5417974
>not bald
owh......
>>5417978
Isn't that qtp?
>>5417978
Isn't this qtpersian?
>>5417917
...and THIS is what Red would look like in drag.
>holy fuck what was I thinking when I asked for this last thread?
>now... where exactly did I put my brain bleach...
>>5417984
I had no idea, I'm basically confused here lmfao
>>5417987
>that gif
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>5417978
What's wrong with his eyes? Is qtp cross-eyed?
>>5417965
People were posting pics in the last thread and I wasn't there to try to snatch up scraps of attention? Thanks a lot, star wars
>>5417997
lol, I thought you had gone to bed
>>5417997
Because the other guy can't find it and you don't seem to mind.
>>5418002
>hey guys, you should look at me and not them b/c I'm cuter
>hey guys, I just saw Star Wars
dat double humble brag with one post
>>5418008
I thought I was being pretty transparent with my blatant attention whoring
Seeing a movie that came out Thursday isn't much to brag about either...
>>5418009
Can we get a picture with the glasses on?
I wanna see what you look like.
>>5418014
I haven't seen it yet. Don't you spoil it, Blondie, you scoundrel.
>>5418014
sadly, if I go see this movie, it will be by myself.
Is this movie good enough for facing the public shame of a solo theater visit or is it crappy?
>>5418020
You mean you don't know that Snape kills Darth Vader?
>>5418015
why are you so needy anon? I'm not anything special to look at. I can post a pic of me with Aragog
>>5418022
It was solidly OK. I've never been a huge fan of star wars though. And they did a lot of things that seemed like, "hey, this is like those other movies! Remember those?" which was a little annoying
>>5418027
You're short.
>>5418028
When you post this picture, please be bending over, looking over your shoulder, with fear in your eyes.
Alternatively, you could also be on your back, with your legs in the air, with a "Wahh~ what are we going to do on the bed?" expression.
ty in advance.
>>5418042
Short and adorable
>>5418033
>tfw the only good one was Empire Strikes Back and the first 20mins of Return of the Jedi.
ugh... I already know that I'm going to have to go and see it anyway even though it's gonna suck. God, I hate Star Wars.
>>5418042
I'm sitting on the floor in front of a giant spider prop
>>5418042
I used to think you were a humongous turd.
Now you're a funny turd.
Keep going, mang.
>>5418047
It's a akshually pretty good. A lot more enjoyable than the prequels, with a lot more oomph than the sequels.
>>5418059
>turd-anon
lol, he should trip with the name "turd"
>>5418045
You'd be even more adorable with a bouquet of my cum in your ass.
>>5418058
Spare me the sordid details, Moor. Post lewds.
>>5418059
No, I crack under pressure.
I'm also preoccupied watching the construction workers outside, from my window.
Why the fuck are they bashing hammers against metal at quarter to 9 on a Sunday?
Fucking drongos.
>>5418058
ohnoes
i'm trying to post a webm and it keeps tell me the file is too large. its only 3.5mb, isn't the limit four??
>>5418091
It's two outside a few boards iirc.
>>5418091
3, diva. 3.
>>5418074
But he's already our precious bully-kun
>says no bully
>bullies
It's pretty kekkles
>>5418075
Because that's when the least people are underway and they can construct work without much interference from traffic and other disturbances.
Also, I have to work today. So I don't have any empathy for you.
>>5418094
>2
>3
is there a list what the maximum size is for the boards?
>>5418100
I do not bully, I only give constructive criticism.
When I call RedDread racially handicapped, or Blondie short and undesirable, or tell Scarf and Shoes I want to impregnate and abandon him, it comes from a place of love. I want them to take my advice on board and improve themselves.
>>5418111
Those are not the things I'm referring to when I say you bully, bully-kun.
I want to kill someone right now.
I had such an awesome day but I guess I ust repressed my anger all day but now it's coming out again and I just think of all the people I want to beat the shit out brutally.
I am trying to repress it again but I drank way too much coffee all day and punching shit.
I won't hurt anybody but shit man I am mad.
I am chill now but holy shit what function does dwelling on anger in the past do you? Why does the brain even have these functions to dwell on miserable thoughts?
The function of brains is long term survival. Thinking about these things doesn't ensure survival.
>>5418111
>not calling him the ethniclly challenged
yesterday i got fucked by a slightly overweight manlet from baltimore
he is married -to a woman- and has 3 kids
>tfw got drunk and stroked my friend's beard while we talked and he was laying on the bed
COVER ALMOST BLOWN
>>5418127
shut up bc no one asked you anything
>>5418129
You wanna fight faggot
>>5418120
Did he tell you that you reminded him of one of his kids? Or that his wife never lets him do anal?
Bonus points if he said any of this while fucking you.
>>5418111
how is any of that advice
>>5418132
Theres no story I just really want to beat women on a regular basis. They deserve to get beaten regularlyand even raped just once.
>>5418127
>ALMOST
years from now when you finally come out, don't be shocked when they all say they already knew.
>>5418132
He's a straight normie and his girlfriend was in the room and also a friend of mine.
>>5418130
put your location on i wanna fight
>>5418135
HES JUST MEAN ITS NOT ADVICE AT ALL, YOU GOTTA HELP US
>tfw it's been over a month since I banished Mexicunt to the fiery depths of hell
Praise be.
>>5418118
>Those are not the things I'm referring to when I say you bully
Mysterious.
>>5418127
I bet they laugh at you behind your back, Niqqer.
>Haha, he's so gay
>Yeh
>>5418136
You need a therapist ASAP. What you are feeling is beyond irregular. Hating women is a cool meme and all, but if those feelings take control of your everyday life, you should recon template what you think is important.
>>5418138
>tfw I know that feel
Horrendous. Makes me feel terrible whenever I see the dude.
At least you don't seem to be crushing on him. So horray.
>>5418143
I thought you would be more intrigued than dryly implying I should go off myself.
Also, YOU got Mexiclean off gg? How tf did you manage that? Share this legend with me. Please.
>>5418146
Naw that's some faggot shit.
I have hit a women once. I choked her out and spit on her face. She than played the victim when the cops came and pretended she did nuffin wrong. I really really really hate women. Like not even memeing I have been a misogynist all my life. It isn't a meme they are all human garbage. Wouldn't even call them human since they are so easy to manipulate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0
thoughts?
>>5418152
Yeah. I hope you are put into a mental ward where you can work out your problems with professionals.
>faggot shit
You have some serious issues, mang.
>>5418152
Prime example of 'i'm gay because girls were mean to me in school'
>>5418148
>nothing gay about appreciating a soft beard, man
"hey m8, that's a nice beard ya got" from a safe distance = not gay
breathlessly saying "that is such a fabulous beard you have, faM" as you caress and run your fingers through his chin locks will he lays back in bed = kinda gay
>>5418152
>things that never happened
>>5418161
I... I didn't say -fabulous-
I-It was a joke
>>5418152
>all that jealousy bc girls get attention from males while your faggot ass is complely ignored
testing...
>>5418169
>boner while lifting
How
Why
Also you look like Rob Chapman.
>>5418171
>boner
lol no boner
>chapman
not even close but ok
>>5418167
So you have a mother complex. How charming.
![Rob%20Chappers%20Chapman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yCjowYg.jpg "Rob%20Chappers%20Chapman[1].jpg")
>>5418175
Iunno you both have dreads, facial hair and glasses.
>>5418169
looks good. lol, you are one of those dudes who it's impossible to tell what their ethnicity is.
>>5418181
I would rather talk to one of his guitars than the actual person. He's an uggo money hungry cock bag. That makes good guitars.
>>5418181
yeah they look pretty similar to me
also unbanned finally
>>5418169
200kg?
>>5418194
hey hon so glad ur back xo
>>5418169
Psht, I could take you in a fight.
>>5418194
Fuck, for a second I thought you were based Christmas Hitler.
>>5418209
Who is he?
Is he a legitimate stalker?
>>5418209
>I found out who he actually is
deets?
>>5418206
I have endless stamina, I'll beat you up in front of all your little gym buddies.
They'll be shaking in their lame ass lifting belts.
>>5418209
>creepy stalker
Cute.
>>5418215
Soon.
>>5418209
Viva la revolución
>>5418221
Does he stalk others?
>>5418195
I had to actually google rob chapman. never heard of him and I consider myself a guitar nerd
>>5418225
You're not being guitar nerd enough, guitar normie.
>I bet he doesn't even play a blackmachine
>>5418195
It carries over in his music. Dorje are not really good. And it's primarily his fault.
>second guitarist attempts kick ass melodic lick
>Chapman butts in and shreds over a groove
Autismo, mang.
>>5418221
well you're no fun.
I thought it might be that kid that used hitler in his name that was always trying to get the trannies to literally kill themselves
>>5418231
I played the Strandberg Boden OS7 yesterday. The one for 4.6k.
>>5418231
meh, I've got too many guitars as it is. Best guitars and amps are pawnshop specials anyway. ...that and warmoth guitars if were talking solid body.
>>5418233
Are you trying to bully me?
>id have to help you up
I-I CAN DO IT MYSELF..
>>5418237
Can you post a Vocaroo singing Christmas songs?
I need my fix.
(tw: poop)
Hi thread,
having anal sex tomorrow. Are enemas with a shower hose safe or not? I normally do this but I read some stuff on the internet that suggested it could be dangerous (FYI, I always put the hose on the lowest pressure possible and only let about ~3 seconds of water in there). How do you guys normally clean out before anal?
>>5418252
cheap bulb thing from pharamacy. your already way past my level.
>>5418245
The second guitarist rocks. And I just wish he would be more prominent.
But Chapman is a narcissist so no chance of that ever happening.
And it was chunky af. Had an EVH top and an Orange Box to play around with. The low notes, the groovy shit, all really great. And the hollow body gives it unreal sustain.
But the high notes fall flat desu. Both clean and on high gain channels. I expected more desu. Perhaps it was the setup. But I cycled through some combos before settling on the top and the box. And tbqh, just not as much as you'd expect for the price. No doubt it's a good guitar, but it wasn't killer.
>>5418248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UT33kK61u0
>>5418252
you might find this useful:
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=IXBUv-G564-
>>5418263
Oh...
What'd you get one of the EVH 5150 IIIs or something?
I went to a Misha Mansoor masterclass, he was playing an EVH Stealth though an orange cab, sounded fucking *amazing* even without pedals.
>>5418273
The combo is absolute killer. My friend who is an actual guitarist tore it apart. Absolute murder. It's a great guitar for anything heavy. But a standard start for 600 does better solos than the Boden can churn out. Maybe unless you had VST chains or pedals.
But generally, I wouldn't recommend spending that much money on it :L
>>5418280
*strat, not start.
>>5418264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n3VrGhiq64
Underwhelming.
I'm dreaming, of a whiiiite, whiiiiite Christmas~
>>5418285
this desu senpai
Hitler-sama please serenade us with your mezzo-soprano
You could do a great Vitas desu
>>5418285
So can he actually sing?
>>5418280
>Boden
enlighten me as to what this is?
>>5418294
< -Strandberg Boden
>>5418289
>You could do a great Vitas desu
I'd do vitas
he was a qt
>>5418290
Maybe. I can't really imagine it though.
I can't imagine Shitler doing much, really. Just sitting in his room, alone, wearing black and looking like the kids I hung out with between 2007 and 2009.
>>5418297
that is... hideous. Reminds me of the modulus and viger guitars from the early 80s
>>5418299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwhLueAWItA
yw
i <3 russians
>>5418306
I only weighs two kilos. It's ergonomic as fuck, has a hollow body for day long sustain (paired with feedback you could probably hold a note endlessly), is headless so rarely falls put of tune and imo, the design is slick af. Not to mention the string position is godly. The guitar FEELS great. It just doesn't have a sound to match the feel imo.
>>5418308
>mfw Vitas is famous outside of Russia
>>5418322
post pict
>>5418315
>tfw i look slightly slavic
might be a rape baby
>>5418316
idk... I'm of the opinion most tone is in your fingers tbH. What you want from an instrument is a even response across the register -no hot spots and no dead spots
>>5418338
post pic~
>>5418322
The ten hours of work payed off then? If you have an 8, it probably sounds gnarly either way.
What brand is your 8 from btw? I never asked but I am interested.
>>5418344
It's actually a cheap-o brand called Kraken, which I believe is made of Agile factory parts.
Planning on doing a lot of upgrading desu, pickups are done, i wanna get a proper hipshot bridge and maybe re-paint the headstock cuz matte black isn't doing it for me and the decal is ugly.
I fucking hate the fem"bois" on this board. They need to go to mtfg and live their fantasies as women.
>>5418342
I'd only do that with you in private.
>>5418337
ur face, sugartits
>>5418353
pro tranny propagandist pls go.
>>5418339
Tone comes from your entire setup. Pick style also has something to do with it. But it's largely amp and pickups if you have nothing else. Those two do the most, from my experience. Then come strings and play style, and lastly the guitar itself.
And nah, I disagree. If you want to play a certain type of music you should get a guitar for that certain type of music. If you want to play several types, get an all-rounder.
The market is saturated.
You wouldn't take your 9 string ibanez with active humbuckers to a jazz festival now.
>>5418353
i look fem, but i dont want to be bottom or a girl, so what should i do now?
i also heavily despise trannies.
>>5418358
>dat pic
Fucking lost it
>>5418358
Im reporting you for posting gore idiot.
>tfw I get your faggot ass banned for two days
>>5418363
hit the gym
>>5418367
Why do you bully people so much?
>>5418371
sarcasm is bullying?
whoops
>>5418169
You put many guys on here to shame who claim to workout. Notable that annoying white couple.
>>5418373
why? I want to fap onto it ofcourse
and yes, I'm being honest
>>5418376
Are you bulking and putting on mass? because you should be.
>>5418377
Seriously you need to chill out. You intimate new sexy posters because you bully them out if you don't like them. You conspire with your friends on skype hacking people accounts to get them bullied off.
>>5418379
Notably*
>>5418379
>Notable that annoying white couple
Don't bully Jupp and his secretary.
I have much kindness in my heart for them.
>>5418351
Just noticed how close your neck pickup is. Holy fuck switching to that must grind the shit out of low notes.
Neat though. But yeah, black headstock on a maple fretboard probably looks weird :L
