olde >>5407520
first for shit thread
+ everyone below this post is gay
>>5408546
21 :3
>>5408555
GAYYYYYYY
>>5408555
Im 21 in 2months and you achievment already more and are probably better looking and cuter than me
Why even live ;_;
>>5408559
Don't be so down anon! I bet you're cute too. And with cuteness comes great responsibility
>>5408547
is it someone's birthday?
>>5408563
I only play vidya, watch anime, series and movies, sleep, shitpost and that it. Ill start uni next year but dont know what to study so yea.. You are better than me and have probably a cute belly.
Im honestly sad now :c
>>5408569
Yes. SilentPuppy's
>>5408574
Oh don't be so sad! I didn't know what I wanted to do. I originally went into school as a forestry major! Everyone needs to find their direction somehow! Seriously, don't fret man. Just take classes that interest you. You have it even easier because you don't have to pay an arm and a leg for your schooling!
Hi, /gaygen/.
I'm animating a studio's logo splash screen.
I feel valued.
Wut's up with you cool and likable gays tonight
>>5408595
Oh, it's back...
im going to give up trying for new years
seems achievable
>>5408580
Pretty much the same. Jerked off with a dude, but didn't kiss. (Another gay date attempt.) I wasn't expecting him to be a magical husbando, but I thought I'd try once more before taking my trip.
>>5408595
Hey.
>>5408597
Good night.
>>5408595
>Wut's up with you cool and likable gays tonight
I think you've got the wrong thread.
>>5408597
>https://imgur.com/yDrxxxE
Cute
>>5408607
>before taking my trip.
Where are you going?
>>5408597
Good night love :3
>>5408612
Will you post belly before I leave, please? :3c
>>5408603
STOP.
GIVING
"IT"
ATTENTION
>>5408616
No :c sorry but here's this :D
>>5408620
Why not though, pls :c
You would make my day :3
>>5408610
Austin. SF is pretty expensive on short notice and I don't really know fun people there. Ft Lauderdale was in the running of course.
Key point: warm and gay witth good food. So that's my solo Xmas plan. You're visiting la familia?
>>5408620
>dat tum
UNF~
>tfw no alpha top who will provide for me while I cook and clean and look pretty
>>5408641
Yeah.
I didn't know Austin had a big gay community.
so if a guy lets you play with his nipples whenever you want he's gay right?
>>5408658
>having a few beers
>randomly out of the blue:
Hey bro, can I play with your nips?
>Yeah man no problem
and the he takes off his shirt?
Yes. He is gay.
![tumblr_nzg19qbVto1tkly8so1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QpSAHtR.jpg "tumblr_nzg19qbVto1tkly8so1_1280[1].jpg")
>>5408647
>>5408670
Real talk: I wanna stuff him and make him cum on his belly
Then make him devour my own cum.
>>5408547
not fat enough
>>5408685
ah yes, las vegas, the liberal gay bastard child of texas
>>5408693
Dont you mean " paradise"
>>5408657
>>5408661
>austin is apparently the liberal gay bastard child of texas,
Pretty much. The whole city is a hotbed of hipster SJW degeneracy, but all gay cities are.
At least in Texas I can be armed and fight my way to San Antonio if needed.
>>5408685
Vegas seems like a terrible place to be alone. And it's not even that gay. You can pretend to be Sinatra and drunkenly bang chorus girls and it's not even played out there.
>>5408685
>hang out naked
pics or it didn't happen
>>5408702
>vegas seems like a terrible place to be alone
yes and no, when i went two years ago i did some wandering while my friend crashed at the room. I was using grindr back then and I managed to find a guy at the neighboring casino.
>tfw i fucked him in the bathroom of his room while his female friend was sleeping in one of the beds
>>5408785
>pics or it didn't happen
Lol. I like the way you think.
>>5408794
I just want you to be honest with us.
*hands up steps back*
>>5408785
How bad/good is it that when I look into the mirror with only artifical light I look better than during the day with natural sunlight?
Am I actually attractive or ugly?
>>5408808
well thats very nice indeed..i like
question though, why are you censoring the tattoo now when you weren't in a previous picture?
>>5408808
I'm going to glaze the FUCK out of you.
>>5408823
imgur.com/c6dxhXD
:^]
>>5408828
>I'm going to glaze the FUCK out of you.
2 lewd m8
>>5408828
>imgur
lmaoooo
someone's thirsty
>>5408836
Y-you said you wanted to be art, I was doing something nice for you.
Now you can drop the muscle man act and [remove gains].
>>5408833
Would you prefer to be stuffed? Spit roasted?
>>5408834
>might be shopped
I painted it myself.
>>5408838
Your words will never hurt me, Kouhai.
>>5408830
>I don't know m8. Post pics and we'll tell you.
Well, might as well.
neutral expression here
>>5408841
would/10
pic is reminding me how much i need a new phone tho my selfies look like a blurry mess comparatively
>>5408843
>You are fucking adorable wow. Do not worry about your looks at all
I'm not sure if you are serious, but thanks.
>>5408841
I like your chin.
>>5408843
Don't get the wrong idea, I didn't go to any trouble.
>>5408848
That doesn't stop me though from worrying about my looks. lol
Glad to see more activity. Was starting to think everyone was watching Star Wars but us.
>>5408785
>>tfw i fucked him in the bathroom of his room while his female friend was sleeping in one of the beds
That's not exactly the romantic Xmas miracle I'm shooting for, but a solid tale.
>>5408841
Seems like you'd be a qt, if you smiled.
>>5408547
for you OP:
http://www.jockstrapcentral.com/productdisplay.php?product=01012
>this is what I imagine the /gg/ canuks: Jupp, SP, and Senpai all wear when they hang out, giggle and play grab-ass together.
>the laughing and playfulness continues as they have a pillow fight on a round, red satin sheeted king size bed
>soon white feathers are floating in the air and sticking to their sweaty bodies
>and now is when things start to get serious...
>>5408848
I'm being serious anon, I'd fuck the shit out of you and leave you shaking on a mattress in both our juices.
>>5408850
It's ok bully-kun
>>5408855
I'm more of a gritty "oh shit" kind of guy
But I did once send roses to a love interest across the country. Managed to get across hold of the friend he was staying with and had them dropped off at the door.
>>5408858
2nd the smiling. People like happy people. Even if you're black or work at Hot Topic, try to smile.
>>5408860
Sounds gay desu
We're all str8masc
>>5408867
>I'm being serious anon, I'd fuck the shit out of you and leave you shaking on a mattress in both our juices.
Well, at least I'm fuckable I guess.
>>5408871
>edit: all gruff, deep manly man no homo laughing*
>>5408841
you indeed are actually attractive, cheerup mang.
>>5408849
Yes. Thank you, Kouhai.
>>5408867
Don't patronize me.
Laughing at me when I paint you a picture, you can be a real piece of work.
What do you guys think of American accents? Sexy or nah
>>5408882
there we go
>>5408886
only if they are full MUERICAN and not some plain regular american accent
>>5408889
West coast states?
>>5408891
I'm a europoor, I don't know enough about muerican geography
>>5408892
Its really monotone....
>>5408886
qt. I like pretty much all accents, besides disgusting Britposter accents.
>>5408898
he looks kinda ugly in this pic
JUST
>>5408899
To me, he looks cute when he's ugly.
That's what love is, Anon.
>>5408886
majority of american accents just sound really effeminate and annoying to me t b h
but NY accents are hot
>>5408901
Oh, I'm okay with other people and my boyfriend not being that good looking, I just can't tolerate myself that way t b h.
>>5408903
Brb kms
>>5408906
Well, I think that's pretty normal.
I hope you and your boyfriend are very happy together, Anon!
>>5408903
>effeminate
As opposed to what? The queen's english?
>>5408911
I meant theoretical boyfriend. ;_;
>>5408903
What part of America sounds effeminate? Fargo? Little Rock? It's L.A., isn't it?
>>5408914
I'll be your theoretical bf bb.
>>5408914
Oh.
I hope you find a cute boyfriend that will bring you eternal bliss one day, Anon!
>>5408923
I have good news for you
they're all ugly lmao
>>5408925
>they're all ugly lmao
NO THEY ARE NOT!
AND IF THEY ARE, THEN I AM SUPER UGLY!
>>5408926
>AND IF THEY ARE, THEN I AM SUPER UGLY!
A distinct possibility.
Post pics. Preferably butt pics.
>>5408930
>A distinct possibility.
>Post pics
I ALREADY DID!
>>5408923
>>5408926
>>5408933
A nice chin is more important than jawline to me tbqh. Of course, the two usually go hand in hand.
I'm sure you're cute enough, Anon! Unless you're fat.
>>5408925
he does have a dumbass look on his face a lot of the time tbHFam
>>5408907
sorry
effeminate + annoying is a plus point for my cock tho if you are a twinky qt
>>5408913
americans tend to vary pitch in their speaking patterns more than brits
>>5408916
idk everywhere that isnt NY
>>5408920
you know not everyone here speaks like the queen right
and bc NYers dont talk like fairies thats why
At first I though I will never have the courage to post my pic here, but you know what?
fuck that, here it is
>>5408939
It's qt.
Like Lurch from the Addams family
>He didn't think Lurch was qt.
>>5408941
>you know not everyone here speaks like the queen right
you guys either sound like pirates or like some toffee nosed tittering fruitcake
>NYers dont talk like fairies thats why
you shouldn't get your ideas of how NY'ers sound from hiphop albums. Go listen to Woody Allen talk, that ain't butch.
>>5408945
Your hair is awful but you look good.
Stay fight'n strong anon.
>tfw no star wars qt3.14
>>5408972
>but you look good
L O L
O
L
you replied to the bait with your hugbox mentality
that guy is fugly
>>5408974
Dayum
Would be better without septum ring, but thats my opinion.
>>5408983
More for me, you choosy piece of shit.
>>5409015
>you choosy piece of shit.
All the things I mentioned can be changed.
Except being a degenerate liberal hippster faggot, that would be hard to change.
>>5408974
>not totally hairless like Ann
>triggered
>tfw didn't shitpost at all today on any thread or attention whore
>just downloaded a bunch of books and reading about the occult and other things
>realize wasting my time reading gay person thoughts is a waste to me because im straight
>tfw ban evading just to post this
>talk to a group of Christians nightly a much more positive people
You ever just find a new special interest that succumbs your life completely?
>tfw no one will ever make a post about you on craigslist missed connections
>tfw no one will ever find you attractive
>>5409038
Does anyone even read those though
>>5409039
I do every night just to see if anyone made one about me. Occasionally you see some hot guys on there.
>>5409041
Autism
>>5409041
>go to craigslist missed connections b/c curious now
>all these missed connections in all these random areas, including ONLY ONE from a local gay friendly bar except...
>several entries for Lowe's and Home Depot
wtfman? are home stores where everyone cruises now???
>>5409065
It's a good place to get hard wood.
>>5409070
Ayyyyy
>>5409057
>British accent is best accent
>>5409081
You're just jelly of my black country swagger.
>>5409070
>>5409083
>>5409083
post brummy accent :^)
>>5409088
Why does everyone outside of the West Midlands call us brummies. REEEEEEEEE.
What would I even say?
>>5409093
just to annoy you t b h
sayyyy 5652 is the pozzest hairiest daddy bear in gg and everyone ITT wants his cummies especially me
>>5409100
I wouldn't mind if I was actually from Birmingham.
Hmm will deliver when I'm on my lunch break as my boss probably wouldn't be impressed if he heard me saying that in the office.
>>5409100
Do you like bears 56?
Who are some hot non femmy trips? :3c
>>5409108
booger, hitler, circe, niq
>>5409111
>Non fem
>>5409108
SP
Jupp with the lights off
Mojito
Venser
>>5409111
>Those trips
50% disgusting
50%, like, okay, I guess.
>>5409118
That's because you like men unlike these poser gays.
You like fat hairy MEN
>>5409104
boss sounds like a homophobe
tell him to stop repressing
>>5409108
ehhh i mean i sucked off my str8888 friend who is basically a muscle bear but his personality was probably why. generally speaking no.
harmonist is qt, adam was qt, probably various others that i cant remember rn. t b h tho a lot of the 'masc' trips here are just unhygienic overweight typical 4chan posters or stereotypical bears who watched sum trashy porn looked at the actors and thought 'this is me now' just not my type.
>>5409120
Prove it, mate.
>>5409123
You literally erped with a fat hairy guy daily for weeks straight...
>>5409129
That doesn't count, matey.
>>5409134
You're a phony and everyone knows it. You like fat hairy MEN.
>>5409121
>stereotypical bears who watched sum trashy porn looked at the actors and thought 'this is me now'
so, SP and Jupp?
>>5409123
i know this guy IRL
>>5409138
Wrongo, buddy. Who on earth would like fuzzy tummies and squishy tiddies? That's just absurd.
>>5409143
He seems like a bit of a cunt tbqh, not really a fan.
>>5409139
yeup
>>5409121
>tfw you're qt
luv u too bby
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a4reqmNiy8
>>5409144
I know I post this too much but what's everyone listening to?
https://youtu.be/S9tKwSboJeg
>>5409175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCrNORbMuR0
>>5409175
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E4J5OKhPueM
LOUD ANGRY SHOUTING
>>5409163
>apart from me
>>5409181
What can I say, I'm a heart breaker. :^)
>>5409181
fuck i love yeezy
he has such a cute chipmunky face
>>5409163
I can hear the sadness in your voice. Hope you find happiness one day!
>>5409194
>tfw actually starting to doubt my own happiness
Why do you do this to me anon?
>>5409195
I am funny, everyone tells me so. Are you annoyed with me bb? How do I make things right between us?
>>5409205
Acknowledging the problem is the first step to recovery.
Do your best!
>>5409111
Can u not
Someone post niq's nudes
>>5409219
lol wtf
>>5409242
someone post a super-closeup of jims face
>>5409246
This is from Hitler-sama he's banned for being a slut
>>5409250
> brit rappers
>skepta
V o m i t
>>5409240
Your eyes reveal much more than you think.
Broken dreams, or perhaps, someone who has never dreamed at all?
>>5409230
Mine's kinda like that when I hold my arm straight, and I'm not even that thin.
>>5409257
You know when i started posting ugly-tranny-meme.jpg and others started shitting up the thread with mid-life unpassing trannies, a few threads back?
One of the tranny jannies must've hated Hitler because he's more girl than them or something and banned him, and only him lmao
He only made like 2 posts too
>>5409250
>posting brit rappers
>not posting th best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zfw_FwmC4A
>>5409272
>American rap
>just shouting about guns, booty and niggas
>>5409272
FUCK OUTTA HERE NAS WAS ENTIRELY INFLUENCED AND INSPIRED BY BRITISH RAPPERS
fucking pleb-ass fuckwad
>>5409273
Grime is terrible.
I work in a club where 90% of the live acts are grime.
It's terrible. If i hear 'that's not me' one more time im going to blow my brains out
>>5409288
Geto boys is pretty decent to be fair
>>5409288
British rap is GOAT of all time.
Nas samples it pretty much constantly.
http://www.whosampled.com/Nas/samples/
>>5409310
cringe to be honest
its fine to listen to nas, everyone has to start somewhere, but to be proud of it?
y e u c h
>>5409310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqtNKBbW_ig
>>5409302
>tfw listen to hip hop, funk, jazz, fusion, rock, and progressive metal
>not grime
>only the best of each music 'umbrella' genre
I mean i listen to rap, just not the awful fuccboi english teenager shit that gets bred here.
>Listening to music
Red flag.
>>5409325
I only listen to patrician music for patricians like myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGIbyBfspY
>>5409331
>not listening to deltron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6YJjkO7F5A
>>5409331
nigga youre like those people who say "oh yeah im such a classical music nerd xD" and then when you ask them about it they say "i like mozart and beethoven"
like fa.m, get some fucking personal taste will you?
its embarassing.
>>5409321
tbf grime is only tangentially related to hip-hop really. mostly stems from dnb and garage and other black british music.
its club music, if you are directly comparing skepta to idk...slick rick lol then you are listening to it wrong.
>>5409320
>posting the naffest tune on the whole album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3awpTfbpyyc
>>5409352
>Our tastes are different so yours is unoriginal and wrong
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd16XcAU--s
>>5409361
>im going to misrepresent a post i have no answer for so i look cool on the internet
:^)
have you ever received a compliment before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpdUMVESHoU
>>5409375
yeah
last week the girl behind the counter at waterstones said that she liked my shirt and asked where i had gotten it from
idk if it was just professional courtesy or not, but it was still a nice feeling
>>5409385
online compliments from strangers doesn't count I'm afraid :c
>>5409385
>grown ass man
>nobody has ever complimented him except strangers on the internet
lmaoing @ ur life rn
>>5409396
yeah yeah of course you have
L E L
just going to continue posting unironically top tier channel u tracks now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b06UljQO7yo
>>5409385
<3
>>5409401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpCIavmsQx4
>>5408547
>>5409407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUZlzd37sI
>>5409408
>defending the king of shitposting
its amusing how he can dish it out but cant take it at all
>>5409418
What do you see in this picture?
>>5409412
your fault for posting his birthday on 4chan
what kind of husband does that
>>5409412
Did SP get what he wants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8w2GcCUjBM
>>5409429
An F-16 Raptor, or two highfiving gnomes
>>5409429
Two bears high fiving
>>5409432
Not yet. He's still sleeping. I'm just brewing some coffee.
>>5409438
>congrats, you are homosexual
I know
>>5409413
violently homophobic dancehall mcs>>>>>>>>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql2gbEFN4cs
>>5409431
Shut up and go suck a dick or two faggot.
>>5409450
n e v e r b e e n c o m p l i m e n t e d
Are you actually over 18?
>>5409439
is there coffee in his nebula?
>>5409452
No I'm actually 12, I guess the beard gave it away huh.
>>5409452
Most men never get any compliments. I'm way past 18 and never been complimented, it's true for a large percentage of men.
>>5409461
Oh yes. Because everyone knows that its absolutely impossible to grow a beard before you're 18.
You really are retarded, arent you? What even are your career prospects?
>>5409467
Really? Not even girls in highschool, or a friendly bro in sports offering up a little compliment?
How sociable are you?
>>5409177
That slovicism greatness have some Petr Novák's PovĂdej
>>5409449
ok I'll suck sp's, babe
thanks for the permission
>>5409472
woops forgot youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQaorNlcwY0
>>5409473
You're stupid, end your pathetic life.
>>5409468
You seem tense anon. Come here and I'll help loosen you up.
>>5409470
I was bullied in high school, only thing I remember any girls saying to me during that time was two girls I had never even seen before coming up to me and said I smelled like shit and laughing girls.jpg afterwards.
I'm out with friends drinking at least 3 or 4 times a week. How so?
Morning /gaygen/
Sleep well?
>>5409474
Nice. Always loved eastern european language
>>5409476
why would i end my life, when I make an easy 70 grand a year
>>5409483
Do you sleep on your weight bench at night? Mirin dedication to fitness that you don't even own a bed. lol
>>5409486
No, things only gets worse or stay the same. I have four years left before I use my helium tank.
>>5409487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX1EP6mG-E
>>5409483
you need to go buy some new pants dude.
>>5409483
>that bod
>>5409498
about one size away from being jnco tier
>>5409502
but that bench only seats one. isn't it kinda lonely in lift dream world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp4339EbVn8&feature=related
>>5409483
You look like the guy from that porn/v/ vid that gets told fuck you from leatherman
>>5409508
I'M THE BOSS OF THIS GYM
>>5409508
Billy Herrington?
Top fucking kek mein freund.
>>5409502
comfy they might be, but they are the fit that looks like you are wearing diapers underneath them.
>>5409512
>"top fucking kek mein freund"
>>5409506
Guess sp had his way with you since he's the birthday boy
How's the bunda doing Lil boy ;)?
>>5409514
That body type isn't usually my type. The vest just accents it nicely
>>5409514
If you like twinky frail girly boys then how can they even spot you lifting tons of weight?
>>5409520
Kek. Not actually a redditor I just spend to much time watching plebstone streamers.
>>5409522
bunda? the fuck is that
>lil boy
the fuck is this shit and the fuck you going on about. You're weird.
>>5409529
bunda is brazillian for ass.
>>5409531
this is an english board and the chances of anyone here speaking Portuguese is very unlikely. gonna go wake up the birthday bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww
