needy bottoms edition
>When your bf cums in you while you're riding him and you're not ready yet
>>5361922
>tfw no boyfriend to watch Curb with
>>5361464
To end it when he has done nothing wrong... that would make me a terrible person, wouldn't it?
(I mean I know this is fucking 4chan and you're probably going to tell me yes it does, but.)
repostin'
>>5361922
I'm pretty sure I should finish you off in this situation but should I finger your bumhole,give you a handie, or just suck it
I'll have you know right now that I don't "get" bottom boys so please don't judge
>tfw daddy said you can't cum until he gives permission
>tfw he hasn't talked to me in two days
I can't handle this. ;_;
>rugby owns the tinychat
ABORT
>>5362041
>rugby wasn't aborted
PANIC
>>5362051
lmao
>>5362014
All of that anon! Although a chubby post-cum semi in my hole drives me absolutely wild, so don't pull out just let it slip out on its own then go to town on my hole rimming / fingering etc.
I'm not a strict bottom though, so flipping over and letting me fuck you until I cum all over your hole before pressing my cummy used cock back in is the ideal finish ;)
>>5361888
>tfw this is my boyfriend and it's adorable as heck
>>5362014
Stay in, handie, gropes, and kisses on the back of the neck.
>no needy bottom bf
;-;
Hey, so I'm relatively new to this being bi thing. (been in denial for a long time.
I'm a bottom. Long sorry short, my penis doesn't really work correctly. It's baby dick sized and can't be used for fucking very well. I still get bones and can produce a liiiitle bit of semen. Would this be a deal breaker for a top or do you not care about the quality of your bottom's penis?
Also is it generally a thing where masculine people are tops and feminine bottoms or does it very? There this guy I'm attracted to but he's more fem then masc and I don't want to be like hey btw I can never be a top for you.
>>5362766
>no top to beg for sex
;-;
>tfw no straight bf
>>5362771
>Hey, so I'm relatively new to this being bi thing.
The first thing you need to do is buy some rope and hang yourself.
Filthy biscum.
>>5362776
I might as well be gay because, as said before, I'm physically incapable of fucking a woman
>>5362775
>tfw no gay friend who falls in love with you
>>5362781
okay how about a little less labels version of my question
WILL IT BOTHER A TOP IF I HAVE A NON FUNCTIONAL MICRO PENIS
>>5362782
Oh okay, well in that case...
No it doesn't matter how big or small your dick is especially if you're a bottom.
He might want to play with it a bit but it's probably not going up his ass.
"Fem" or "masc" does not correlate in any way with top or bottom.
If you like him, talk to him. If it progresses to sex you can work the details out when you get there.
He might be an exclusive top for all you know.
>>5362788
Some yes, some no.
>>5362788
from my experience as a trap it does not
>>5362766
I forget, were you one of the guys into fuzzy manlets?
>>5361888
>having a needy bottom bf
>>5362775
>>5362794
it's pretty much 50/50 here
fuzzy manlets are a commodity
>>5362788
post minibenis
>>5361888
What do you mean needy?
Like he needs to have your cock in his ass all the time?
>>5362794
y e s
>>5362804
Isn't this blue board? Won't that get deleted?
>>5362788
instant bf (or gf whatever your prefer) material
(thought if you act like a guy, it's a bonus)
>>5362766
>no senpai to satisfy every waking moment of
>>5362820
they can be exchanged for goods and services
>>5362813
imgur or u see
>>5362820
As in a hot commodity
>>5362822
booger, the statue
>>5362822
I'm male with no gender dysphoria or nothing, although it would probably be very convenient if I were trans. Pretty much I'm low test and don't have the money or shits to give to buy test.
Also thanks that made my day I thought my microbenis made me an undesirable
>>5362835
booger is a cute sickly boy t b h, not a t-girl
first for tfw no f
>>5362771
I don't really care.
Depends. You will meet big ass muscleboy gym rat bottoms and flaming queen tops. I'm pretty masculine and I'm a top, and a lot of femmy guys are bottom or verse, not everyone is top or bottom.
>>5362806
I'm:
5'6"
Hairy
Needy
Blond
taking bf applications
>>5362845
I can be your friend.
>>5362788
dude you are thinking too hard...a regular gay guy probs won't care. if you are on a hookup app you might get guys who will turn you down for stupid things like that but generally it isn't an issue
>>5362855
:3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
>>5362851
>>5362851
>Blond
trashed
>>5362843
>implying booger wouldn't tent his panties while trapping for you in the bedroom.
anon pls.
>>5362851
I'm
6'8"
Not as hairy as I'd like
Socially retarded
Blond + blue eyes
What's your bodytype?
>>5362865
puking rn
I've been sending dick pics to this guy the past few days because he wanted them and thought I was cute.
I've never done anything so lewd in my life.
Am I a whore?
>>5362864
wew lad
but okay
>>5362872
Now, I could tell you my body type, but that would scare you and everyone else away
>>5362875
It's 2015... who isn't these days?
>>5362873
Hetero pls go
>>5362874
Yasss omg
>>5362879
Unless you're a spookyskelly or a superchub, you'll most likely find lots of love.
i really hate my life
>>5362884
I'm just a regular chub
5'6" 155lb
>>5362889
Hating one's own life is part of life, anon. You just have to find someone who can love your life, and you theirs, to complete the ritual and merge together into the God-Rei being and once again become one with the universe.
>>5362885
I have to tell you something.
I have feelings for you ... I want to be more than just your friend.
>>5362897
>You just have to find someone who can love your life
JUST
>>5362893
I don't see why you'd think your bodytype isn't preferable. Maybe you've seen too many skellyposters, but hairy chubs are QTs
>>5362902
o-oh
>>5362893
>5'6" 155lb
>"chub"
anon you a not a chub
you are a self-conscious tiny
>>5362914
nah m8 I got some flab
>>5362908
Anime posters are my fetish.
>>5362897
>rei
WORST
O
R
S
T
>>5362889
why do you hate your life anon?
>>5362906
Yes, just is an overwhelming understatement, but to give up on the journey is to deny yourself the chance at becoming whole. If you give up on the journey, you'll fade into nothingness. Others are on the same journey as you, looking for someone to share this short time of conscience with before the tides of entropy wash us away, you're not alone. Live on to find someone, so that someone may also find you.
>>5362851
>hairy
>blond
just awful, the only thing worse is a hairy ginger
>>5362920
do not be silly anon. everyone has a lil bit of flab on them. if you work out your abs a lot then that flab will eventually become muscle. but even if you are a skinny twig like 135 you will still have some fat down there because it's fat not muscle
if it makes you feel any better i'm 5'5" 170ish and I am not really too worried about it just trying to get more toned
>>5362930
>http://i.imgur.com/YN7gYrjh.jpg
????how
>>5362914
he's literally overweight, actually
>>5362930
A...anon, there has to be some story behind this other than "micropenis." Not to be mean, but that's a clitoris.
>>5362926
I guess that's probably the best reason I'll find to keep trudging though.
>>5362944
yep
>throwback to last night when everyone called me fat
>>5362938
Please be my boyfriend.
I promise to bully you all the time.
>>5362949
>tfw you find your partner for life's journey
>>5362952
Are you XXY?
>>5362944
medically, maybe
i honestly couldn't even tell you my height b/c i don't know if i actually remember it but i'm around his height and i'm 170ish. I would imagine that if he is overweight it would only be marginally so. 155 is like small.
>>5362956
:333333333333333333333
>>5362952
It... it's okay, anon. There, there...
>>5362962
Yeah, 5 more pounds and I'm at "normal" weight but I still have a muffin top and shit bc no muscle
>>5362946
When I was like 5 there was a point where my penis was so small that pee couldn't come out anymore so I got surgery to fix that problem. Other than that idk. I should probably see a urologist but damn is that embarrassing I don't have the money for that and I'm not begging my parents for money because Id have to explain
>>5362957
Give him a hug from me.
>>5362973
Hug your own partner when you find them, sir.
>>5362960
I'm 95% sure I am but I haven't talked to a doctor about it I just have every single symptom
>>5362968
solutions
>become cardio bunny
or
>become gym bunny
>>5362980
You should just get it turned into a vag since it's nonfunctioning
or does rubbing it not work?
>>5362980
Just go to the doctor. If you're a bottom it's not a huge deal I guess but seriously, if it's affecting your quality of life go see what options you have.
>>5362983
or
>just stay a pudgy hairy qt because pudgy hairy qts are the best
>>5362893
post tumtum
>>5362983
yeh, don't worry, I'm on it. I've lost 5lbs in the past two weeks or so and I'm still losing.
>>5362993
I have before, you've probably seen it lol
>>5362893
Trip on fudgepuppy
>>5362999
Doesn't sludgepuppy weigh less than me? I thought he did, like in the 140's at the most
fudgepuppy is such a cute nickname lol. If only it wasn't because of the 5lb gain, that's just sorta mean
>>5362971
Well you have my sympathy, anon :c
What kind of sexual pleasure can you get? Are you able to achieve an orgasm? If not, are your other bits more sexually pleasing, like hearing is for blind people?
>>5362978
I can't wait that long.
I had a girlfriend while in denial, being able to be close to someone was nice,
>>5363005
can you get prostate orgasms?
>>5363004
I know he isn't fat I just think he's really cute. You're probably really cute also.
Btw did everyone figure out that kayla mouse mixup?
>>5362994
I used to run a lot but then I stopped for a long time. It's really hard for me to cut weight b/c I eat like a fuckin' lot of food. But gl anon
>>5363004
He's 122 iirc.
>>5362993
is that you, senpai?
i thought you are a twink meanwhile you are a bear in-the-making
>>5362954
Well anon, just know there are many people who would look past your bits of flab.
>Tfw no insecure 5'6 bf to bear-hug and pick up off the ground to reassure him he's not a fatty
>>5363010
Well, like the anon said; it's a journey which can be pretty lengthy. It's all about time, patience and I suppose some luck.
I met my man here in these very threads in fact... so you never know.
>>5363005
In my personal experience with a few bottoms, they didn't care or need any attention to enjoy sex.
>>5363020
Aw fuck, I was reeeal wrong
Maybe I can catch up to him one day...
>>5362993
would be cuter with 20+ more pounds
>boyfriend goes to grab ass
>cold ass hands
Fuck winter in the neck.
>>5363025
probs gonna regret posting this again
>>5363024
Wow that's really nice, pretty unlikely for me being in a tiny country but the idea's nice.
Thanks anon.
>>5363038
qt as fugg
>>5363038
>Claims to be a chub, is in fact a slightly flabby otter
Anon stop it, you're a QT.
>>5363033
>not letting your bf warm his hands with your butt
I personally enjoy it...
>>5363038
cute
>>5363038
love it
>>5363050
Hah nope I'm short as fuck m8
but it makes me feel cute so i don't really care
>>5363053
I hate being short and small penis with anger issues and inferiority complex
>tfw a fetish
>>5363038
absolutely cute
>>5363058
Just fuck off already you post the same shit every night
>>5363057
no really i wanna put my head there and fall asleep don't be so self conscious
>>5363058
I mean, I think I'm of average penile size and i don't have anger issues
>>5363061
There's like two others posting the same shit also
How attractive is tallness to guys? Would being very tall outweigh(kek) or at least nullify the unattractiveness of being fat? Also how do I go about growing more body/facial hair? Would losing weight help? I've been thinking about complaining to my doctor about low-T to get testosterone, but idk if I'm willing to take that risk.
>that obscure feel when ur attracted to the wigger from The Offspring's Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwgLH1CjbtU&t=85
>>5363053
Blondie ruined forever. Not mad, just disappointed tbqh.
>>5363069
Post weight and height.
It honestly depends on the person.
>>5363074
That's ok
I thought I'd posted about my shortness before t b h. Weird.
>>5363069
I think height differences are kawaii as fuck.
I'm about the same height as the bf so I wouldn't know, but it's still cute.
>>5363074
>that deformed foot
ew
>>5363076
6'8" | 2.032m
330lbs | 149.685kg
>>5363066
>his new favorite trick is sticking his iceberg of a nose in my ear.
that's how you get punched tbqh
>>5363084
Tell him to start lifting
>>5363084
>6'8"
Holy shit, take me now.
>>5363084
That's a BMI of like 35.
My ex was shorter and weighed less but has a similar BMI to you.
I'm sure you're probably qt.
Not to mention /lgbt/ seems to have a lot of chubby chasers.
I'm not one, but bigger guys can still be just as qt as the tiny little twinks to me. :3
Just be nice and have a qt face and I'll probably love you.
>>5363084
Cut and lift mate. You're tall enough to go full Halfthor Bjornson mode.
thread needs more soft hairy tummies
>>5363084
*swoon*
>>5363080
Maybe.
V upset rn though. Guess breaking your legs and stretching you out could help.
Don't give up, Blondie!
>>5363111
No.
>>5362893
>BMI 25
>Chub
sweetie...
If you lost just 1 pound your BMI would be 24.9 or "normal".
>>5363123
"normal"
>>5363117
Stop posting that ugly piece of shit holy fuck kill yourself how can you possibly have such shit taste
>>5363123
u see the pic tho?
BMI scale is kinda wack.
>>5363128
WA pls no bully
>>5363128
>>5363130
yes
You're slightly on the chubby side but you're not a "chub" chubs are morbidly obese degenerates like wiz.
>>5363137
Normal is an awfully generous range. Realistically normal is 19-22.
>>5363145
That's not what the doctor says.
>>5363145
>tfw considered starving by BMI
who /skelly/ here
>>5363137
Huh. I'm 5 lbs away from being overweight. According to bmi.
>>5363123
"Normal" BMI covers both kinda skelly and kinda chub.
>>5363129
He's cute!
>>5363125
Don't worry, Blondie! I'm building my torture rack rn.
>>5363132
He's gone completely insane, it's really sad.
>>5363150
pics
>>5363153
>Tattoos
Oh G-d, it's even worse than I thought.
>>5363159
>G-d
really nigga
>>5363153
Wow he is gross
>tfw finally becoming irrelevant
Its taken two months and I still get mentioned once a day by someone but its nice to know im becoming forgotten.
>>5363164
and so you post about yourself
unfortunately I'm somewhat of a newfag who just got here 2 months ago so I probably have no idea who you are
>>5363164
fuck off retard
>>5363168
Im anon
>>5363172
>ol no
slut
>>5363159
>>5363163
Judgy queens.
I am praying for you both.
Especially you, Kouhai, you thirsty cunt.
>>5363175
i'm a slut for not wanting people to see pics
lol okay
>>5363185
Pray for me to get a fuzzy slut bf
>>5363202
No.
This obsession with "tum" is not healthy.
You should be outside riding bikes and climbing trees, not posting fuzzy bellies on the internet.
>>5363233
>This obsession with "tum" is not healthy.
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>5363239
>those narrow shoulders
lel, looks like he's sucking in too
Get in TC you shitheads
>>5363244
gaygen is dead, long live the new gaygen
>>5363239
Guess this is what happens when someone doesn't have a strong father figure in their life.
Praying XTRA HARD™ for you.
>>5363260
Yes please pray for me to get a strong daddy in my life
>>5363070
respond to my obscure feel please
Anyone on GG have autism stronger than mine? What's your best 2048 score? pic related, just spent the last 6 hours playing
>>5363275
what is 2048?
>tfw no short weirdo ambivert twink bf who only wants my dick inside him
>>5363208
>I'm not against it
Acquiring them isn't that hard. But I couldn't in good conscious recommend them to anybody who didn't have their lifting and diet down solid.
Also your chance of negative side effects greatly increases the higher your body fat percentage.
>>5363290
>tfw people describe you online
>tfw people make you feel desirable
Shit
I chatted again with the qt I've been lusting after
Like goddamn, so cute
Totally want him inside me
Sorry for blogging
>>5363309
lol yep
but then it ends with me posting my belly and feeling weird about it
>>5363330
that was your belly? and you want to date someone like me? oh my
where do you live?
>>5363337
wait who are you
I live in the middle of nowhere in the northwest US
>>5363342
i'm not a trip lol
and i'm east coast :(
>>5363317
some blog posts r cool
like the anon dating a deaf guy
>>5363362
Oh shit that was great
My blogs are by no means interesting though
I just post them because I need to be happy somewhere outside of my own head
>>5363362
or the anon with the tsundere bf
I always love his updates
someone post the pic with all the gaygen faces so i can validate my self-image
>>5363386
Just imagine this behind every post
>>5363392
tfw no bf
kill me
>>5363392
that's not a very attractive face to put behind every post. it's got nice eyes though
>>5363424
that sounds about right
Why do I fetishize trans relationships?
>>5363392
grose
>>5363429
Why?
It isn't even the penis I like its that I want to protect them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLKkwQM7uEY
Who did you give your YOUTH too /gaygen/? What's his first name?
Freddy is back. 6' 1" 230 edition from fit.
Pls no bully about my scars.
>>5363424
Are you fucking kidding? How is that face not a 10/10
>>5363464
nice scars lmoa
>>5363456
I don't like this that much, but these late show performances are just getting better.
>>5363467
he has a different opinion from you which means yours is wrong dude
get over it
>>5363464
I honestly thought that was a picture of me that I didn't know I took and got freaked out.
Your fat distribution is strange. I was 230 five foot eight and looked much thinner
>>5363456
Completely forgettable modern pop song, awful
Also it sounds likes there's a bit of autotune going on there, nice job kid great performance
>>5363467
>that nose
>that stache
>>5363392
big nose /10
:3
>>5363438
normal male instinct
Which one is most attractive?
#2 imo
>>5363486
What's wrong with either of those things
not every aspect of a face needs to be "perfect" for them to make an amazing face. if everything is perfect then you end up with a generic, boring "beautiful" face like Chris Hemsworth or whoever. No character at all, just generic as fuck.
>>5363504
i find the nose and stache unattractive
sue me
I posted that guy because he was unattractive lmao
yall are some thirsty hoes
>>5363516
>because he was unattractive
coming from the ho who's too much a pussy to post his face
This guy hits you up on grindr.... and he wants bareback
wat do?
>>5363539
Get him an STD test
>>5363539
>wat do?
ask if his pet gremlin is down for a 3some, duh
>>5363539
thats not him
he looks too gay to be real
>>5363496
#2 or 3 but I think it's because he looks less pale in those shots due to the lighting.
I assume mm=lens length and cm=distance? I'm a camera n00b but I used to sell them at BB, which shows how little you need to know to sell shit there.
>>5363539
Bareback = AIDS desu
>>5363539
you're getting catfished, darling
>>5363530
AWE bb it's okay I'm a switch I'm very forgiving unless you're like completely unfuckable.
>>5363578
>thinking
weak
I wanna muscle bf
>>5363496
12mm at 30cm
>>5363586
Lawl I'm roidin I'll get there eventually.
I have badass genetics though but I have asthma so it's hard for me to do cardio so I just starve myself.
>>5363613
>roiding
lel you look like shit m8
>>5363392
looks like a gay macklemore
>>5363456
why are gays trying so hard to make him happen?
>>5363613
You could use a different hairstyle
>>5363613
You had better be lifting at least 2/3/4/5 if your body looks that shit lel
>decide to read about buddhism
>they are saying treat everybody like you would your mom
>my mom never loved me
>havent spoken to her in ten years
>she ran away when I was five
>came back when I was 16 randomly
>talked to her just to steal drugs from her
>havent talked to her since besides last month when I needed to get information from her
>have never known what its like to be unconditionally loved by a mom
>tfw no top
>>5363721
middle
why is everyone here such a materialistic shallow faggot btw
>>5363709
>tfw have never known love either
wanna make a suicide pact
>>5363721
At first I was like "aw yeah" but actually on closer inspection none are attractive
>>5363721
>muscles
gross
