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old >>5360296
FRESH BREEAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD
>>5361886
first for if you take issue with someone or something, filter and move on instead of derailing the thread
>>5361889
I wasn't really thinking of anyone in particular, I just wanted to see if you would come out with a name.
I'm ok, how are you?
What sort of fetish should I foster so I can be the talk of the thread some day?
>>5361886
It does look good.
>>5361901
but its funny
>>5361900
Nth for can't stop fondling my sword
wat do
>tfw haven't been into horse cock in years
Great now I'm remembering I have a gpone sign on tf2.
>tfw no horse bf
>>5361901
But then how would we make drama?
>tfw rapists with a scat fetish could pass better than you
>>5361917
i thought you got SRS
>>5361917
Post more pics
>>5361925
it's a tiny sword.
>>5361923
is this a meme?
Why was the op baleeted? It was a qt cock desu
>>5361923
Edgar does not pass. At all. Literally the poster child of republicans who would spread anti trans messages and keeping "men in dresses" out of girls restrooms.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/miuTFrS.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>5361886
>file deleted
what did she mean by this??
also xth for elves
>>5361917
>tfw someone said ur pretty but they you dont know if they were hugboxing or not
>>5361917
Hilarious as usual
Don't cut yourself on that edge fâm
>>5361940
Second guessing compliments is the road to madness.
I want a bf to hold me in his arms and tell me I'm pretty and love me instead of fucking me and then tossing me aside like garbage
>>5361933
Me too anon, me too.
>Mods confirmed for denying us our right to thick horse cock.
DOWN WITH OPPRESSION!
>>5361940
>mfw someone doesn't realise different people find different things attractive
>>5361936
>also xth for elves
Begone elven scum!
>>5361951
>>5361879
Male elves are poop, they dont got the spirit of men, they're always calculating and snobbish and just fucking lame.
Also as a race Human > all
Individuals might not be on the same tier but as a race fuck yeah.
>>5361910
>>5361916
Beastiality wasn't prohibited until like 3-4 years ago in Sweden, so you could have had plenty of horsedong here back then, you whores.
>>5361949
>it's 70cm long
Cute
>>5361946
it's not that sharp
>>5361928
>>5361951
I want someone desu. I don't care if the toss me aside.
Pic related is my dream though.
>>5361862
i want you in my bed okay?
![elf_pretty_beautiful_cute_smile_anime_hd-wallpaper-1553288[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mwlth85.jpg "elf_pretty_beautiful_cute_smile_anime_hd-wallpaper-1553288[1].jpg")
>>5361949
what type of sword?
>>5361963
never!
>>5361973
oh wow
>>5361969
why is this accurate
>>5361975
Just like you
![[AE] Akatsuki no Yona - 03 [720p].mp4-00008.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Hvnmga.jpg "[AE] Akatsuki no Yona - 03 [720p].mp4-00008.jpg")
>>5361903
is the fan service good at least?
>>5361906
I thought you were done with this place what happened? I've been rather well though, justbeen really busy lately. also add me on fb you loser.
>>5361982
Because we all go through it.
>>5361989
???
I'm omw to being a fucking wizard. Not all of us will ktf senpai.
>>5361982
It probably is pretty accurate, though I wouldn't say it's 100%
>>5361940
>tfw someone kisses you and says u pass perfectly but ur pretty sure they were a hugboxing chaser
>>5361963
But why
>>5362001
Was it the neckbeard?
>>5361994
I don't even know what kind of sword I'd buy if I had the money
>>5362001
But are they hot?
>>5362001
>>5362013
stop trying to summon noelle back here
is noelle trans?
>>5362013
the R I T U A L
>>5362003
thanks :3
>I've always wanted a nice sword but they're so expensive
agreed, gf got me this one, the most expensive one I'll get myself will be 400€ for a handforged bastard sword sharpened
but only if I pass my university entrance exams as a reward
>>5362010
there are some sweet ones
medieval scottish daggers look pretty good and are cheap for example
>>5362027
yes, she's just quite fucked up
it's no excuse to dox someone though
>>5362029
ohh that's old news~
>>5362027
in the same way that tucutes are trans
>>5362027
Stop trying to drag that shit back in here, if he's at least being decent enough to leave us alone we can do better than to keep talking about him, for the love of god
>That moment you realize you spend entirely too much time browsing this place instead of doing literally anything else
>>5362034
>it's no excuse to dox someone though
I'd agree with that. It's why I'm quite cagey about my privacy, too many vicious assholes who can hide behind a veil of anonimity on here.
>>5362044
>he's
>>5361886
MtF's make me so sad, not because of who they are but because they get their dicks removed, and I always mourn the loss of a penis from this world. :( Beautiful beautiful penis being turned into ugly dripping snatches. Such a tragedy.
>>5362049
Chaser pls go
>>5361980
Oh that's how it is.
>tfw being reverse-chased
>>5362030
>medieval scottish daggers
I'd rather get something with personal meaning, I have no ties to Scotland
>>5362049
I'll take your bait.
>implying all of us get SRS
Now go post your straight white man opinions elsewhere.
>>5361951
I just want guys to stop asking me to have threesomes
Well, no, actually I want pants that fit.
And for strangers to stop calling me "sir."
And to lose about forty pounds.
And about a foot in height.
>>5362046
>that moment when you realize you dont have much else to do besides browse mtfg
:^)
>>5362049
so fucking weak lol
>>5362063
40lbs is easy to lose.
>>5362080
Can you give us all srs with it?
>>5362061
Gay man amigo.
>>5362066
>get rid of ALL the penile!
Sounds like hell.
How's my favorite dirty bags of mensturation doing?
>>5362091
There's no cock here, only cute feminine penises
my mom just gave me a talk about how i should mature and move forward from my depression and dysphoria, the same way she moved from her dad's death and her divorce.
who's with me ? im going to move forward from my inmature dysphoria and crippling depression !
>>5362100
speak for yaself :-p
>>5362096
I mean, the world needs some dicks
I think all men should be castrated and kept as slaves
>>5362102
You need to be better
>>5362107
I both have a dick, and act like a dick, does this mean I'm double needed?
>>5362101
I'm not really a fan of encouraging suicide
>>5362117
The world needs working dicks and people who aren't dicks
how many chasers who transition has there been or is noelle the first?
>>5362101
She's right.
Personally I overcame depression and dysphoria by succeeding in transition. Maybe start there.
>>5362122
suicide doesnt have to always be a bad thing
capitalism and religion wants you to think that suicide is a bad thing to have you as their slave.
>>5362124
meh, mine works .... I don't
I'm not really a dick, I just act it occasionaly, weird sense of humour at times and I like wordplay
>>5362101
I agree, you should absolutely transition
>>5362059
i'm not one to beat around the bush m8
Good night mtfg
>tfw no qt gf to tuck you in and kiss you on the forehead
>>5362136
I'm a little busy to engage in a jest of words at the moment, Indiana Jones is on
>>5362147
;_;
>>5362151
Get new hormones. Send them to a PO box. Rent a locker at a nearby gym or school. Never worry again that she can access them.
>>5362151
This is the part where the youngns might want to filter me as I say horrible things about your mother
I wish these socks weren't $20 a pair because I'd get so many of them ;_;
>>5362145
I think you're just lewd love addict.
>>5362021
where is that bb angel
>mfw going through the archived thread of Noelle getting doxxed
That fucking pic where he's tied up, oh lawd, that face.
>>5362176
pics please
they're probably cute af
>>5362192
link pls havent been here in a while
>>5362198
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5347707/#5347941
>>5362205
i just wanted to see the pic you dick-having hon
>>5362196
Parents that see you ever day are the last to notice. Most people can cruise by for years without their parents catching on as long as you don't get a femme haircut and wear dresses around them.
>>5362196
Oh I was just trying to imply what I think of someone who would throw away their child's medication, I'm not good at angryposting
>>5362215
Fucking white guys, always trying to be where they're not welcome(Everywhere).
Just ugh, it's 2015, where da white male concentration camps at?
>>5362220
Notice the thingies on the floor. Something icky followed
>>5362220
>>5362192
>>5362112
Militant lesbian, FtM who has penis envy (using that un-ironically here), or a MtF who hates her penis and all other penises?
someone give me the run down on what happened with kayla today
>>5362226
apparently it was so they could edit out the background later, photoshoot
>>5362225
You and me dude, let's just go and throw ourselves of a cliff eh
>tfw got high again with the neighbor
^_^
>tfw I want him to fuck and beat the shit out of me but scared to ask like the pansy I am
._.
>>5362225
ikr
i feel ill
>>5362231
That pic always keks me up
>>5362194
They're just some striped thigh-highs I got off of Sockdreams. I thought I had ordered the steel & blue ones but I actually bought the burgundy & charcoal ones. I still like them either way
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/extraordinary-stripes-longer?t=11038&
>>5362225
So do we get thrown in the White Male Concentration camps or are we exempt?
>>5362215
Why's there always a trans person complaining about cis guys in these threads? :c
>>5362245
i just dont get why guys would post here unless theyre a chaser or feel the need to shit post literally everywhere
All i want is a guy friend to cuddle with, one that would just see me as me without judging. Doesnt even what the guy friend would look like ._. Developed this crush on someone chubby and not so attractive just because he was nice to me and is always touching me or showing new things, like im not weird at all. Even when having a bad day and really trying to just out everyone he gets close to me, but he refers to me as a he so no hope there. Bwahhhh :c
>>5362250
._.
>>5362244
Of course, being trans negates your privilege, this is SJW 101, cmon now kuppy.
http://www.teenvogue.com/story/transgender-teen-surprised-with-hormone-therapy
So many feels
>>5362248
What if they're what you call a chaser, but they're not actually chasing?
>>5362248
cartman being the latter
>>5362255
Just making sure
>>5362250
>tfw try to be nice and friendly and caring
>get shot down anyway
>>5362262
That's rude, I may be a shitposter but I actually try to keep it to a minimum and lurk most of the time to spare you guys the bullshit.
I think you're just a man hating harpy.
>>5362264
Make sure to put in a recommendation for me to the matriarchy revolutionary council when we get rounded up so I can maybe keep my penor before we all get castrated.
>>5362242
I've actually been meaning to get thigh highs for a while
and nowwww I know, ty
>>5362259
I wish people were this nice for our generation
>>5362268
Will do
>>5362217
they have notice, they asked me if i was taking pills few weeks before i started taking.
>>5362248
dno, i sympathize with trans people, i feel that its one of the most marginalized and misunderstood minorities out there. so i donate some spare shekels i make on online poker among other things to support groups etc. Doesn't really explain what I'm doing here; quite frankly, I don't even know, but yeah.
![[HorribleSubs] Gatchaman Crowds Insight - 02 [720p].mkv-00001.png](https://i.imgur.com/iM5l7NS.png "[HorribleSubs] Gatchaman Crowds Insight - 02 [720p].mkv-00001.png")
>>5362250
did you transition yet makianon
>>5362268
also when you are you gonna come out?
>>5362278
Then they don't love you. Move out and find another family that will accept what you are. Let them feel bad over their decisions and where everything went so wrong.
>>5362283
Gonna go ahead and assume that wasn't for me lel
>>5362280
>also when you are you gonna come out?
I could easily pretend I was trans and have a ball here but I dont wanna be a Edgar. I'm not trans, I love being a guy, I have never felt uncomfortable about my body, in fact I love it because I look fucking great.
I'm just a stupid cis guy butting into your threads really, sorry.
>>5362278
I'm somewhat similar. I've always been a bit of an oddball at times and looked down on by most people so in a weird way I feel some kind of affinity. That's not to say I've gone through anywere near as much shite as a lot of trans but I just feel kinda comfortable around this kind of community.
I feel so sad and lonely
I'm not going to make it
>>5362290
Pretty much sums up what I was trying to say, thank you for putting it into words for me fwiend!
>>5362293
you're always in time to kill yourself already
>>5362293
TIME TO FUCKING DIE
CULT WHEN
>>5362298
np's, yw, etc
I'm just pretty chill with anyone who's not an asshole to me, and trans communities have generally been the place in which I get shunned less
So just to be clear there are 3 cis guys in here right now? Fuck off male pigs.
Hah! This HAS become cis guy general.
I'll throw myself in the 'cis guy' catagory because even though I've been questioning for years, but I don't know if I'll ever be sure enough to transition. I've just withdrawn from society and pretend to be a girl online.
It's gotten to the point now that on the rare chance that I passed if I did transition, I'd be so awkward that I probably wouldn't pass as a human.
Oh well.
uhh
>>5362316
stop being a man hating harpy
>>5362259
this is really disgusting, so young kids cant even clean their asses and they think they have the right to decide what to do with their lives.
it is actually their mothers who are raging feminists and they turn their boys into girls.
>>5362323
I'll stop posting for the night then, just for you.
Enjoy!
So my endo appointment is coming up tomorrow and I think I'm going to go girl mode to the doc. I tried my hand at makeup to better my chances of passing but the thing is I'm still kinda scared to go out like this, I never wear lipstick etc in order not to be provokative and get myself in trouble. It's been three months since my last appointment so I kind of want to impress her and show her how much I've progressed thanks to her help.
People mistake me for a girl when I don't even put in a lot of effort to present as one but it's difficult to get rid of my societal anxiety. I mean I've had bad things happen to me too on more than one occasion but I mostly fear of my voice (it's still very manly, I don't have a girl voice tb-h). I kind of pretend to be mute but it's not really working out having my girlfriend convey all my thoughts for me (aka talk to strangers) all the time.
So what I wanted to ask is; is going out girl mode with guy voice and this sort of look a good idea? Is presenting fem in public something I should delay for later when I get surgery/am further into HRT/pass more/voicetrain?
i need to write a suicide letter but i dont want my parents to think i did it because i wanted to be a girl.
need ideas.
>>5362332
Is there a restroom in the waiting room? Apply the make-up and stuff in there if you're anxious about being out in public in grillmode! :)
>>5362332
you look nice. train your voice more though...
>>5362332
>People mistake me for a girl
>mistake
Rikki pls
Post voice, its probably not that bad knowing you
>>5362347
ohh u hypocritical girll!!
>tfw no qt pale-skinned dark-haired trans GF who has a nice, well paying and low stress job who allows me to stay home, play vidya and watch anime while she supports me financially and services my cock and also buys me anime figurines and a mini-macaw parrot
I don't think I can go on. This is the end!
>>5362353
Sorry bro, I don't think a transwoman is willing to become your single mother.
>>5362353
wHAT
>a group of "straight" men admit to posting
>thread dies
It is a mystery. Eventually it will just be you guys conversing with each other in a mtf general. Sort your lives out, friends.
>>5362333
"You might think what I've done is shocking. To me, though, suicide is the logical answer to the myriad of problems life has given me. People think that just because you're beautiful and popular, life is easy and fun. No one understood, I had feelings too. I die knowing no-one knew the real me."
welcome
>>5362334
This is not a space for you. This is a space for trans women. You do not belong here. If you wanted to lurk no one would even have to know you're here but you feel the need to insert yourself into conversations. This isn't the 'cis guys chat with trans women' thread. As a cis guy you can go literally anywhere on the world to interact with people. Let us have this one place to ourselves. Go the fuck away.
>>5362358
Im just trying to fit in
Also Ricky you are so beautiful omg. If you would train your voice you would pass easily, no one would ever give you a second glance.
>>5362333
4chan told me i can become an animu grill if i hung a noose around my neck.
>>5362365
well my mom knows i want to be a girl, i just want her to not think i killed myself because of it.
>>5362371
My only issue with him is that he isn't very smooth like cartman.
>>5362332
So like it should be ok in nice areas, but I wouldn't go someplace sketchy. the big issue is reactions to realizing you aren't a girl, but people are already doing that, it doesn't matter what you're wearing, people getting angry over that sudden shift in perception is what causes them to be upset
As a Cock In Socks born gay man, I just wanted to posit this to yall.
I think it's a damn shame that mtf's can't donate their penises for tfm's and that ftm's can't donate their vagina and ovaries to mtf, that way everyone has fully functioning organs of the sex they identify with. I wonder if that will ever be possible, and if it ever is possible
would you accept a donor penis or vagina?
>>5362353
I think this is the first post I've seen in this shithole that actually got a good laugh out of me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFzKi-o4rHw
If you ever wondered what dating me is like
>tfw I stopped adri for a feet pic on the rainbow crosswalk in the gay area of San Fran
>>5362371
ooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Anyone else feeling this way about me? I just wanted to interact with some cool people but meh. If my presence is gonna cause this much upset I'll go. Would the trip-anons please make their view known? I won't take it to heart, I'll just leave you in peace.
(btw, as at least one or 2 people will be able to tell you, I did ask permission to join in last night, but as I said, if people would prefer I don't ... I'll leave :-) )
>>5362386
Adri confirmed for Faye's abusive girlfriend
>>5362386
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT
>>5362332
>People mistake me for a girl
Aren't you a girl though?
That's why I'm here, I got tired of people mistaking me for a guy
>>5362342
I'm still kind of bad at make up and it takes me a lot of time to apply it. Thanks for the idea though, I didn't consider that before. Still I'll kind of feel like a fake if I do that, as if I didn't really go through with the real thing. I don't want to avoid my fears.
>>5362346
I'm trying and have been voicetraining already for a few months but it's not working out well for me. I know I need a speech therapist but I can't find one that specialises in trans women and I can't afford them even if I did. It's a huge setback for me :(
>>5362347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s131cFFYVqDu
>>5362375
Thank you anon, you really give me hope but I have to admit I use angles and lighting and stuff to enhance my pictures. It's not a very honest represantation of me.
>>5362381
Doc's place is downtown :/
What you're saying makes sense though. I just don't want to worsen my chances and spike that reaction gap.
>>5362380
I'm not a smooth guy and I'm not trying to impress anyone. Just wanted to chill and have a laugh with some cool peeps
>get excited to hear skype sounds
>get sad when it's not my crush
i just want him to initiate contact and give me a sign that he likes talking to me
>>5362392
No adri is my bestie who comes down to cheer me up, it's totally non lewd, and we don't even do anything bad like snuggling and falling asleep holding each other
>>5362383
>would you ever accept a donor vagina
in a heartbeat
it would probably be gross because of the ftm, but being able to actually get periods and have children would be amazing
I want to be a mom ;~;
>>5362403
>Just wanted to chill and have a laugh with some cool peeps
Someone needs to start compiling a list of things chasers and the totally not trans straight men who post here say. Because this is one of them.
>>5362405
Same, except my crush is a girl.
>>5362383
If I could talk to the donor, I don't want ripped out of a Chinese girl before her parents kill her to have another boy
>>5362400
Your voice is not that bad and everyone else including me uses angles and lighting and I still look terrible so dw
is Kayla this person known as mouse who was gaylor's EX as talked about on /gaygen/:
>>5361516
http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1449618571262.jpg
https://imgur.com/a/JtHJA
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1435/52/1435522772457.jpg
>>5362400
It's hard to tell when you say so little. I was hoping to hear more accent.
>>5362417
Is it me?
>>5362406
Just because you say it doesnt happen doesnt mean Im going to stop imagining it.
FayexAdri now and forever!
>>5362400
your voice is too soft. you need to make it more even toned and more i guess "real-er" ...
I love your feet tho.
>tfw talking with a lesbian girl on skype on and off for the last few hours and not sure if she likes you
>>5362429
no its me
>>5362422
Kayla is not mouse
>>5362422
I wasnt expecting to see that at all
Is that mouse ? I used to talk to her on kageshi
is mouse kayla ? wtf is going on
>>5362444
who is mouse now?
yahallo
>>5362448
how do you know anon
>>5362422
nice catch, that's totally kayla
she managed to get even uglier
>>5362332
I've heard your voice before and you just need to relax, don't stress it too hard I think you'll be fine, even if your voice is somewhat androgynous
Also your pic, your jaw and nose are so ideally feminine that I can't imagine anyone giving you shit for it.
>>5362392
>abusive
No, I had that shit happen to me enough during my last relationship
>>5362406
>we totally didn't sleep together I swear
Why don't I belive you
>>5362456
fuck off, kiwi. the thread is full
>>5362456
>tfw your crush starts posting in the thread
>>5362400
A-are you whispering or something? They both sound really strained. Tbh I think you're trying a bit too hard with your girl voice, it sounds like a 12 year old anime girl. Your guy voice isn't that manly though, I doubt it would get someone who looks like you clocked, tbdesu it sounds like you're trying to make it sound lower than it really is.
>>5362458
because your trip isn't on.
>>5362416
Except that honestly is why I'm here. I may be somewhat of a "chaser" but I've actualy stayed single and celibate, by choice, for the last 5yrs roughly. If I wanted casual sex, I could get it easily from other places, but "casual" always leads to a LTR for me, and I'm definately not looking for that either.
Please don't think you know the intentions behind my words or assume you know what I'm thinking. I'm not doing it to you, pay me the same courtesy.
>>5362467
does your boypussy start self lubricating? diarrhea can be helpful.
>tfw you just want to transition, find a partner, have a great relationship, marry, adopt a couple of kids, and have a small family and live out your life
>>5362457
2 scared
>>5362466
it's ok i'm ordering a pizza rn
hey /mtfg/ what pizza should i get??
>>5362371
fuck you and your safe spaces. the only place you'll ever be safe is inside a pine box 6 feet under.
>>5362325
Calm down pol
>>5362430
OK im going to buy some books now
>>5362481
Get a gun pizza and take the gun and shoot yourself in the face you rapist
>>5362432
But you haven't seen my feet.
Soft? You mean deep. I can't make it sound more realistic without proffessional help.
>>5362423
I don't like to talk a lot. I prefer to listen to people.
Also I'm terrible ashamed both of my heavy accent and masculine voice so yeah, sorry :(
>>5362421
Thanks anon, I know most of us do it but I just wanted to come clean. I'm sure you don't look terrible.
>>5362460
>>5362471
I can only do girl voice when I whisper. Otherwise I'm in my regular voice. It breaks sometimes because I'm usually under stress because I always worry how it sounds.
>>5362439
if someone likes u they answer all ur questions, ask u lots of things w/o prompting, reply to everything, usually reply quickly unless something is interfering, treating u like u have priority status ...
it's an age of hyper media consumption and when someone likes u then they lap up every last update like their favorite media
>>5362490
terribly*
>>5362474
;_;
>>5362484
I didn't say it was a safe space, just a space for trans women you idiot mongrel. Why do you want cis men in this thread so badly?
>>5362467
is your crush Adri, Faye or kiwi?
>>5362476
You couldnt be more of a cliche chaser. Fuck off this place isnt your personal dickfarm.
>>5362484
Woah, I think that's a bit unduly harsh, and I'm the one they're having a go at.
>>5362501
Its Faydriwi.
>>5362476
post dik
>>5362410
You can still be a mom. Just freeze some of your sperm before you get your boys chopped off, and then either find an egg donor, or a CIS female who you want to marry (not sure of orientation so thus the two options).
Or you can wait for when they can make artificial eggs out of sperm, it's actually right around the corner.
My advice, regardless of what you do, get some of your boys frozen, for the future, so that when you do get sexual reassignment surgery you can actually be a mom.
>It would probably be gross because of the ftm
Why is that, I'm cis so I don't get it
>>5362486
>>5362400
Ah yeah, I gotcha, that's the right mindset though, face them fears. I hope it goes well!
>>5362489
don't be jealous cuz i'm getting pizza nd ur not senpai
>>5362486
>tfw you wanna look like beyonce but you look more like jay-z
>>5362515
You don't need any more pizza you fat piece of shit
>>5362490
It's just a matter of practice and puttting yourself out there in conversations. It sounds sort of raspy but thats a part of the process. I guess a professional would help but a lot of people have reached passable voices without them and I'm sure you can too. Don't worry about your accent, it doesn't determine if you pass or not. and I have seen your feet before :^)
>>5362515
>tfw kiwi ignores that im crushin on her
>mom brought home a roasted chicken and left
>made rice to go with it
>dad doesn't eat any rice
>>5362519
b-but rn i'm only eating one meal a day
you mean i can't even eat one thing?
>>5362522
pls anon
>>5362490
It would probably be better to speak in a comfortable voice rather than an awkward one, even if its a little more masculine
>>5362528
You're fat and have a scraggly beard dont you. I can almost hear your fedora tipping because of the things you say.
>>5362510
because testosterone
but idk I havent exactly seen much so that's probably a dumb judgement, I'd just be happy regardless of what it looks like
also nononono
I would still be, genetically, a dad, and I'd rather be alone and not have kids than that
artificial eggs is promising though I guess
>>5362486
Who do you think you are, ufufu 2.0?
>>5362529
We would chill and smoke and eat all the pizza we would want together. Why dont you accept my love!
>>5362529
>>5362519
Oh God I could go for a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, extra pepperoni and the normal amount of Italian sausage on top.
where is caddy and abby ?
i miss them posting their faces
