Any getting caught/outed stories? I caught my younger brother last week.
> Come home from work.
> Get a drink, change clothes.
> Music is coming from my brother's room, really loud.
> Go to tell him to turn the shit down.
> Knock on the door.
> Bang
> Music is too loud for him to hear me.
> Open door to scream at him.
> He's dancing in the middle of his room, facing a mirror.
> In daisy dukes, cowboy boots, and a tube top.
> Indian feather in his hair.
> Covered in glitter.
> Twirling a dildo over his head in his right hand.
> Just stand there and take this in.
> He notices me.
> Freezes.
> Turns around, horrified look on his face.
> Instantly jumps over, turns off the music and screams at me to get out.
> Literally going berserk, how dare I barge in like that, ect ect.
> Later when he's calmed down we're talking about it. I'm drinking
> Let him have a couple of shots.
> Tell him I had my suspicions but never guessed it was that bad.
> Wish him good luck.
>>5349087
Nope never been caught.
The only thing that made some people suspicious was my lack of interest in the opposite sex.
Then again I'm paranoid as fuck so I try to hide all my signs.
>>5349087
Aww yo brother gay mah nig.
>when they find your drawings of dick girls
>mfw old football player best friend used to tell me how he enjoyed getting split roasted by his team mates and getting bred
>mfw amused and appalled because he is a 6'3 280lb manbeast
>mfw
>mfw
>>5349318
Yea, would be my reaction as well TBQH
>>5349087
I had a somewhat similar moment.
>I was in the habit of staying up late in front of the PC then going to sleep in the attic
>This particular day, I decided to play with my dick a bit and I took my boxers off
>I just had my shirt on, and I nodded off
>Dad was on the evening shift and came home at midnight at that time
>Some times he would come upstairs to check on me
>I woke up as he was coming up the stairs
>I immediately realized my state of undress and tried looking for my boxers
>He entered the room, turning on the light and I quickly sat up and tried to cover my lower body with my shirt
>My left side is facing him, and I'm still clearly half-asleep
>I tell him angrily and desperately to turn the light off, multiple times
>He finally does so, and I tell him to get out
>He wants to know why
>He thinks I had a nightmare
>Then he says, "Oh, God" like he found out something he didn't want to know
>Dammit! He realized
>Keeps talking about nightmares
>Just went along with it until he got out so I could put on my boxers
So I guess it's more like a story of how I didn't get caught
>>5349318
Sounds pretty hot desu. Surprised that he trusted you with that kind of info though.
I vaguely remember this story
>7 year old me
> always think girls cloths look really soft
>started trying on clothes
> "they are soft"
>Whole family starts peeping heads past door frame 1 after the other
Deer in head lights
>get back into boy clothes as quick as I can
>feel so fucking embarrassed, ashamed, never did it again
It actually kinda hurt remembering that
Two stories, neither outted me but they both raised suspicion.
>Moving back into dorm, after winter break
>Dad is helping me bring stuff to my room
>All the doors have these kindergarten-tier nametags on them
>Dad glances at them all
>Get to my room
>He looks at my roommates nametag, her preferred name was on it (he kinda scoffed at that)
>Then looked at mine
>My legal name is not on my tag
>It has my preferred name, obviously
>He just looks at me like "the fuck is with this?"
>Try to pass it off as we have too many people on our floor with my name and so I took a nickname that I responded to (which was true.. my legal name is fairly uncommon in my area and my age group but we had four people with my name just on my floor)
>He sorta just shrugs it off
>School sends to my house some survey letters, wanting to know what I think about my therapist and how I like the medical system
>I'm not home.. I'm at school, living in my fucking dorm
>Don't know these letters are getting sent
>Dad sees "physicians" on the return address and gets all worried
>Decides to open letter without asking me
>First page thanks me for choosing the schools medical system for my care
>Second page is the survey and states where I'm getting my care and who my provider is
>Dad calls asking me about the letter
>Head nearly implodes from the anxiety
>Just tell him that the school keeps sending me emails like the letter
>Say how I think they're just trying to get me more involved with my health and get a check up or some shit like that
>He drops the subject
>Later in the conversation randomly brings up my roommate from the previous year (who he knew was trans) and starts talking about trans people
>School sends 3 more of those letters in a month
>He opens all of them
I think he might be suspecting some shit.. but I ain't gonna admit anything.
>>5350862
If my dad kept opening my mail we'd probably end up fighting. Id get my ass kicked cause he's my old man, but still
>>5350940
For the most part he only opens my mail cause I'm not around and he doesn't want me to miss anything important.. but if I told him to not open my letters without asking me first he would get all suspicious about that and would ask if I'm trying to hide something (which I am) and wouldn't believe me if I told him that I just want that for the sake of privacy and respect.
>>5350862
That's illegal
>>5350997
He don't care.. and I'm not the sort of cunt that's gonna report my father to the feds because he's opening my letters.
>>5349087
Is he cute?
>>5351042
Tried changing my mailing address a couple times but shit keeps getting sent home anyways.. Unfortunately that's what happens when your school has a million different departments and each one of them needs you to personally change your information with them.. none of this change some information with this department and it all gets changed across the board for all the departments.. no sir.
>me at wedding last year
>try hitting on all the chicks
>after party ends
>i still wanna party, no luck with the hoes
>gay guy says he has booze at home
>go there get even more hammered
>says he wants to suck my dick
> i let him for a few minutes
>dont like it
>he says he'll never tell anybody
>LIE... jerk tells the whole city
>the blow-back was basically nothing
>addicted to traps now
>>5351063
Sorry anon, your campus therapist might be able to pull the bureaucratic strings needed if you make an appointment. Or, try asking your campus's LGBT group for help.
>Waah I want to be accepted and treated normally
>dance around in womens clothong waving a dildo
Pick only one
>>5350862
Have you tried stopping being a crossdressing pervert?
>sitting with cousins in a room at a party
>somehow the conversation turns into trannies
>"Omg Anon, what are you, a tranny too?"
>open mouth to deny
>can't.
>I fucking can't.
>realize how much I've fucked up.
>awkward silence
>I short circuit
>start singing a funny le memez lolz xD "a potato flew around my room...!"
>they start singing along then start talking about the meme and stop talking about trannies
>they haven't said anything anymore
But I know I'm fucked by now.
What the fuck, why couldn't I just say no? Why? Why...?
>>5351234
Yes.
>>5351273
It's difficult sometimes...
> Talking about a book with some friends
> Talking about the plot twist
> I jokingly suggest the antagonist guy was actually a girl all along
> "Hey Anon, maybe you're secretly a girl too!"
> Awkwardly sit there, forcing laughter
>>5349087
>Be 17
>Discovered tranny porn one year prior.
>Instantly chaser scum.
>Its the late 90s, so internet still slow and only one computer.
>Print out pictures to look at when I want in my room.
>Come home one day to find them missing.
>Dad questions me later and I try to act like they were a joke.
>Dad makes jokes about 'chicks with dicks' for about a week after that.
>Never mentions it again.
>32 now and have passable trans girlfriend that he has met.
>Hasn't said anything. No idea if he knows.
>>5349087
I post this very occasionally, it's not a fun one.
>closet mtf trans (not HRT, not yet at least)
>cyclist for exercise/recreation/commute
>out cycling back roads one day
>usually wear a helmet on rides like this, but "oh man it's so hot today, no helemt whattheworstthatcouldhappen?
>wake up in a severe daze 17 days later in the hospital
>SEVERE daze, all memories from the first week or two are dream-tier
>confused as to where I am, doctors and dad see I'm finally awake
>dad asks me if I remember what happened and if I know why I was there
>"I'm transgender dad, I'm here to get my genitals removed and start HRT. I'm going to grow breasts and start dressing as a woman, are you guys alright with that?"
>forget all about this immediately
>months later, all better now
>out on drive with dad
>racist, paleocon extreme, fags burn in hell-dad
>tells me what I told him
>I laugh it off and say "oh man, I must have been out of it to say something that crazy. Faggot TV putting that crap in my head amirite?"
>he nods and says nothing
>last I ever hear about it
I just hope this was later in the ICU, when it would have only been my dad, but I have vague memories of more people in the background. Anybody in my family could have been there, my extremely conservative paternal grandparents, my extremely conservative hillbilly maternal grandpa, any of them.
>>5351524
hearing your struggles as an OG internet user is funny. I never have to worry about that. although my dad did dig through my USB and probably found a bunch of weird porn and brought it up as a joke but I brushed it. he was much more upset when he found out I was gay lol
>>5351524
>Passable Transgirlfriend?
Degenerate Scum,kek.
>>5349284
I kek'd
It makes my mom finding the incredibly detailed drawing of futa Jessica Rabbit while on Adderall worth it
>TRANS
>PASSABLE
You're killing me here.
>>5352099
*I made while on Adderall
>>5349087
The fact that he's a fairy faggot fruitcake is more disgusting than the fact that he's gay.
Beat the shit out of him so he doesn't do that again.
>>5352193
Yeah a little underaged faggot is aggrevating. Beat him with a sock and bar of soap.
Not really outed but.....
>12
>mom is looking forsomething in my stuff
>she fings lipstick that I've stolen from grandmother
>"anon, are you faggot?"
>nope
>so why do you keep it here?
>(autism calls)
>its nice to draw with
>>5349087
not entirely relevant but
>be 13, maybe 14
>mom calls my sister (7 or 8) and i to the computer
>dad is standing behind her while mom is at the family shared PC
>girls, I found some really disgusting things on the computer.
>oh god she somehow found out that ive been playing hentai games on newgrounds and roleplaying lesbian sex online even though i know how to delete my browser history
>she's in the browser history
>starts reading off BBW sites to us, things like "hot horny fat girls get naughty" etc
>"GROSS MOM STOP IT"
>feel guilty, despite knowing it wasn't me and probably not my 8 year old sister
>never occurred to me that it was 100% my dad and he was blaming us
I have no idea why I asked this at the time.
>be, me. Age 11 alone in a car with my conservative mother at a stop light.
>Mom. If you had to choose one thing for me to be, would you want me to be gay, or a democrat.
>...
>... (light switches to green, and were not moving forward. She's just staring intently at me.)
>...
>...(I look away)
>...Anon, I'd still love you if you were gay.
>(car rolls forward as the traffic light switches to yellow)
>(silence for the rest of the drive.)
Fifteen years later I'm gay, still haven't told her, and have voted for democrats 98% of the time, she knows about that though.
>>5351800
Reminds me
>be 17
>winter time
>jr year of hs
>cycling through Silverspring MD
>on my usual training route
>car turned right while it along side of me
>went over roof of car
>head butt a curb on impact
>had helmet on
>woke up a couple days later in the hospital
>head and neck in massive pain
>room is dimly lit
>hear conversations
>recognize many voices.
>two quiet conversations are going on.
>feel soft fingers are caressing my hand
>feels so good
>squeeze hand
>gf says "welcome back darling.".
>mom and bf also enter my view
>next day
>wake up to bf telling mom about how we met
>just bf and mom are there.
>notice he didn't tell her what I was wearing
At least they all got along well. I don't think dad figured out I was in a relationship with my bf, but I know mom knew.
>>5349087
>be me
>closet ftm/bi
>18
>sister moves in with my mom and I a few weeks ago, is 29 NEET stacy whore
>sister has fucked up her life and is on drugs, does nothing but goes clubbing with friends, dating some guy who beats her up, takes her anger out on me and my mom and is generally terrible to live with
>has random bursts of anger and usually takes it out by verbally abusing me/my mom or getting me in trouble
>mom sympathizes with her, never tells her to clean up after herself, etc., so she keeps being a cunt with no consequences
>at an earlier point in time a few weeks ago I just said fuck it one day and decide to cut off my hair so I pass better in public
>ever since then sister thinks I'm a butch lesbian but mom defends me even though she kinda thinks it herself
>every day mom talks to me about embracing my femininity
>today at a friend's house, get a call an hour ago from mom
>"your sister was saying very disturbing things about you earlier. She said she saw you looking at female porn multple times."
>what the fuck
>sister knows my mom would disown me if there was any actual proof of me being a lesbian
>tell her it was probably something that accidentally popped up on a site like my newsfeed on facebook
>mom sounds like she doesn't believe me, my sister has always been her favorite so she'll take her word over mine
>can't figure out why sister would try to fuck up my life like this and try to make me seem like a perverted degenerate lesbian to mom as she knows this is how she'll see it
>mom & I have a poor level of trust between us already and she has never thought of me the same since I used to talk to this brony online who wrote porn fanfics for shits & giggles when I was 13 but she didn't get the humor and I've since been a creep to her
>mom is picking me up in 2 hours and I need to think of a cover story or some excuse so she doesn't kick me out on the streets/hate me forever
What do I do, guys? I love my mom, how do I fix this?
>>5352868
Play it off. Don't get angry or defensive. Just sound a little tired and exasperated. Eventually she wont talk about it again for a while. Stick with your story, and do not change it, ever.
>>5349318
Tell me this doesn't happen in real life. I couldn't handle the jealousy from knowing it has happened to someone but not to me.
>>5352915
Thanks anon. I was just gonna blow up and tell her my sister's a piece of dogshit liar but this seems to work better/be more believable.
>>5350862
Cringe factor 1488%
Why are you even doing that much shit (preferred name on your door, etc) whem you're not passing yet and are early into hormones? Do you have no shame? Do you just want to be as embarrassing as possible?
You new trannies are fucking shit. Why cant you be more like the ones from my time? When I started hormones over 7 years ago, cringeworthy shit like this wasn't a common occurrence like it is now.
Are you the idiot going around wearing a bracelet stating you're trans? If so, you should feel ashamed of yourself. Being trans shouldn't be your identity. You should just be striving to be a girl, and trying to minimize the people who know you as trans.
Your behavior is also going to get you caught. Only an idiot would make it so obvious when theyre trying not to get caught...
>>5353156
I have to agree trans people nowadays don't give a shit at all. You could be a full blown male and say I'm trans, and people have to accept it. No one ever puts the work in anymore, or atleast attempts to pass. I still get question living in boymode, but I'm not going out until 100% pass. People go out and are like why do I get ridiculed if I identify as female. If you look like a man that's how your going to be perceived regardless of if your in a dress and makeup. Trans people in general need to work on appearance first and foremost before coming out. It's like if you took a company and put all the money into marketing and didn't have a product to sell.
>>5349087
You think you can get your brother to dance like that on cam for us?
And for how much?
>>5353156
>Why are you even doing that much shit (preferred name on your door, etc) whem you're not passing yet and are early into hormones? Do you have no shame? Do you just want to be as embarrassing as possible?
Literally stated why my preferred name was on my door but apparently you're too stupid to have noticed.
Note, if it wasn't for this fact I would've just left my legal name up on the door and nobody would've known that little tidbit (with the exception of my roommate, only reason I got her as my roommate was because of my status)...
There were four other people who lived on my floor that had my legal name. Of the five of us four took nicknames to make it easier. I, being one of the four, decided to go with the only other name I respond well to (which happened to be my preferred name/online alias that is not an obvious girl's name).
Also, no one knew of my trans status because I didn't fucking tell anyone because I don't want people to know that about me...
Dumb fucking cunt.
>>5354168
>Literally stated why my preferred name was on the door
Yes, an excuse, which will not work on me. You picked an androgynous name - and I wouldn't be surprised if you had gone by it regardless of others having your legal name.
>gets a tranny roommate
>keeps having close-calls on being outed to parents
>will eventually out yourself to your parents because you're too stupid to properly hide it
>goes through university for trans shit
>calls me dumb
kek
>have to do a presentation in high school german
>it's in front of a class of about sixty
>can't remember exactly but i said something like
>"meine name ist anon, ich bin ein mädchen zum sechzehn jahre"
>half of the people aren't listening
>the other half including the teacher suddenly look confused
>i've not done notes so i have no idea what my mistake was
>"was hab' ich gesagt?"
>the teacher smiles
>"sind sie ein mädchen, anon?"
>sudden realisation
>literally stutter the rest of the talk
>>5355362
For those who don't know, mädchen means girl in German. They said accidentally "I am a 16 year old girl
>>5355428
Oh shit.
Duh.
Thanks other anon.
>>5352450
>Democrat
Digusting
>>5352447
Best plot twist here
>>5352447
Who would suspect girls no older than a freshman in high school of looking at lesbian BBW porn over an adult male? Are there even any females that like BBW? It seems like it's always men who like the more extreme stuff.
>>5352868
Start hating your mom bc she's a cunt who doesn't understand shit, get a job move out.
>>5349087
>That one top OP was a good guy.
>>5350582
How long ago was this?
>>5350654
thanks for sharing
>>5351273
>Hanging out with childhood best friend at 10yo-ish who I used to do gay stuff with
>we go into closet because privacy
>I keep on whispering in closet of my room how I want to try a handjob and not a bj
>he wants a bj
>Trying to think about it when I hear gma walking to the room
>we both sit down and play it off as hanging out.
my gma is not stupid and I think she is aware of the fact that sometimes I think about guys.
When I was 15 my sister decided to be a nosy cunt and found all of my furry porn then showed it to my parents.
ITT: the reason we need a tranny containment board
>1 year old or so
>vaguely remember sucking my moms tits
>always wanted to be a woman from then on
>1 1/2 years
>see girlbaby in pink clothes
>want to wear them too but dad maybe notices
>be embarrassed~~~
>18years
>come out as trans to family
>they laugh
>feel bad :(
Literally all stories from them.
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>>5357475
>>5350940
>I'd get my ass kicked cause he's my old man.
Weak, old man or not you take care o' bidness.
>>5349087
oh nice!~ another stories that never happened thread
>>5355362
LOL this reminds me when I did university Japanese.
>Have to do exercise in textbook infront of class
>Given time to prepare it
>Me and my partner read the instructions super quick
>One person supposed to be older brother one person supposed to be younger sister
>Okay easy
>Do the presentation
>Everyone is like "imouto?" (younger sister)
>Am like "I-it says.."
>Teacher is like ".. yes but then it says or otouto" (younger brother)
>"Oh."
>Sit down after presentation with redface.
>>5357438
>tfw technophobe parents and I played it off as 'duh it's a virus' and they bought £200+ of antivirus software for me the same night
Not me getting caught, my roommate.
I was supposed to be gone for the night but came back to the apartment and found him passed out on the couch dressed in lingerie with a couple of dildos next to him.
>>5349318
>implying that isn't hot as fuck
Nigga please.
>>5360126
gay homosex is absolutely disgusting
>>5360254
The only thing that's absolutely disgusting is how AMAZING~ it is.
>>5359923
>not just lying down in the bed and sleeping next to him after
>>5359923
I'll never understand how people pass out after doing stuff like that or while doing stuff like that.
Like, if I'm getting my fap on, I'm conscious enough to be like "Okay, I need to clean up and make things look normal after I'm done."
Was your roommate's orgasm so intense that he just passed the fuck out after he came? Was he awake for like 48 hours prior to the lingerie-and-dildo session, and that was what finally broke him?
I always have so many questions whenever I read about something like this.
>>5360298
drugs and alcohol are probably involved
>>5360262
if you find playing with shit amazing, being gay is the least of your worries
>>5360319
Ha, yeah, most likely.
My brain crapped out on me and I just didn't consider that.
>>5349284
>tfw when they find your drawings of gay furries you made for someone else not even yourself
Consider yourself lucky.
>>5360297
that came later
>>5360488
>Be in university halls (college dormitory) to burgers
>Have stash of womens clothes because trans
>Last day, friend comes to help me move out
>He opens a drawer
>Full of panties
>over.jpg
>He looks at me and says "wow you got laid like crazy anon!"
>"Oh um yeah! I sure did!"
> Never suspected a thing
>>5355428
>French oral
>Teacher asks me to talk about my pets
>I decide to say that I have a hamster
>I said "je suis hamster"
>She kept a straight face and gave me a C
Not a story about me, but it's way better
>have a friend who is a huge right winger homophobe
>literally /pol/ as a whole embodied in a human
>before sleeping at a place next to a forest with a group of ~10 we joke around with "What if [Anon] fucks [polack] while drunk?"
>I went with it because it made him blush like fire
>eventually get to the drinking part
>as usual, my libido self destructs and goes non-existent
>his though. He started dancing.
>and started grabbing ass
>on a guy who was borderline passed out and just didn't even notice
>for almost quarter of an hour
He didn't even remember it, but like 6 saw it and one even recorded it. That was some weird and funny shit.
The next day I could see a world fall apart in his eyes as he saw the video
>>5352615
>gf
>bf
Whore
>>5349087
Damn Op you seem like a cool brother
>>5360642
>"What if [Anon] fucks [polack] while drunk?"
>it made him blush like fire
that's how you spot someone who is still in the closet. he might even have a crush on you
>>5352447
you mom must be the most gullible woman alive
>>5352868
get a job and forget your mother and sister, it's a rough draw but they're toxic people who will only ever make your life worse for having them in it.
Outed story:
>Within the dead of night I and a friend are smoking cigarettes near his garage
>The atmosphere felt zombified yet albeit contemplative
>"Hey anon..."
>"Hm?"
>My dearest friend began to converse very ambiguously and forlornly
>"Around me, you don't need to speak with vaguity" I reassured him
>"Right"
>"If you can't vocalize yourself, then alternatively you should express your words through action, perhaps?"
>He looked at me for what felt like eternity until he torched his cigarette
>"Come with me"
>After we entered the house and walked through the darkened kitchen making our way toward his room
>"Alright, so, I'll lock you out of my room for a few minutes and when I unlock the door, you can come in. Good?"
>"Good"
>He didn't unlock the door for approximately twenty minutes
>When I opened the door he stood directly in the middle of the room wearing a women's white nightgown and purple panties
>Mute amazement on my behalf
>"S-say something, dude, you're freaking me out by not saying anything"
>"You're still you, have the same hobbies, goals, personality?"
>"Well, yeah"
>"Why did you think it'd bother me otherwise that you're trans?"
>"I didn't think you'd want to be my friend"
>"Nah, that type of thinking is pitiable, we've been friends since I knew you in freshman year and nothing will deter our friendship"
>He hugged me
>>5349087
I'm not gay, but because I'm unmarried I get a lot of grief from family.
I was singing the female chorus parts in a Spanish song. I kept singing
>ay papi
Didn't realize my sister was upstairs and I was singing super loud. She raised an eyebrow but never talked about it again. I still think about it 10 years later.
Another time I was just playing music for my aunt, and she paused and said,
>uhmm... anon? this sounds like music from a gay bar.
I immediately stopped the music, apologized and changed the subject, never brought it up again.
One time my mom just straight up asked me if I was gay while giving me eye contact. My entire family was looking at me. Of course I knew not to be vague or go all complex with the answer. I just said "no!"
Sorry my stuff isnt that interesting. But they still think I'm gay.
>>5362317
Idk, sounds kinda to smooth to be true.
>get really drunk with my brother
>"Hey did you know I'm actually gay"
booze makes me immediately spill every secret ever
>>5363281
Always heard the saying dont date someone who wont get drunk because it means they are hiding something.
>Tfw I cant stand alcohol.
>>5362317
>he
>>5360298
No need >>5360319
I'm always tired when done, but then I don't ever do a half assed job.
>>5360757
*clears throat* The term is courtesan.
What can I say, they loved the spice I brought to their beds and lives, and gave me lots of loot. Yeah, my motives for going out with them wasn't the most pure, and neither were their motives for going out with me. I don't know if I really loved them, or if it was just the excitement of what I got to do with them combined with the greed.
>>5362317
>He
good job
>>5363566
>dont date someone who wont get drunk because it means they are hiding something
This.
If I get drunk, I'm scared that I'll tell everyone that I masterminded 9/11. They won't believe me, but I'll drunkenly show them some convictable evidence as 'proof'.
>>5361254
Dunno about that, but I will pour oil on the fire since it was brought up just today. This will blow kek
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-sexual-continuum/201204/are-homophobic-people-really-gay-and-not-accepting-it
>"Individuals who identify as straight but in psychological tests show a strong attraction to the same sex may be threatened by gays and lesbians because homosexuals remind them of similar tendencies within themselves."
>>5364704
Old news, but it is good to see a modern study on it.
>>5360598
That was my plan if my pantie stash ever got found.. just tell whoever found them that they were souvenirs....
>>5362317
This was written like some shitty fanfic.... get out of your fantasy world anon.. your friend isn't going to go tranny on you so they can be your fucktoy..
Had a sort of similar situation
>family leaves town for the weekend
> bring trans girl home
> fool around all weekend
> wake up to banging on my door
>my mom and 3 burly construction dudes in my door way
> sees me in bed with non genetic woman
> my family hates me now lol
>>5366518
>dating non-passing trannies
oh come on, did they see the dick or something
>>5366658
lol no trannies pass in real life. a few do with photoshop online, but you can clock them all IRL
>>5366667
>no trannies pass in real life
hahahahahahahaha
>>5366667
This is so gonna get hate. It even missed the quints if it wasn't enough.
>>5362317
>yet albeit
>vaguity
Trying too hard, anon. Skills don't match ambition.
She's not what i would call passable no hormones or anything she was a moderately attractive femboy cd . just manly enough for everyone to know what was going on . the guys that came to do the floor in my house made fun of me all week . having a bunch of dudes in your house who make a living busting up and putting in wood floors was super humiliating .
>>5366813
i'd get off to that desu
Well what evs just thought i would share to the creator of the thread good job not humiliating him or making him feel like shit about it my older brother and sister haven't talked to me since .
>>5352334
Kek
>be 6 or 7
>spray ungodly amounts of my mom's perfume on myself
>mom gets pissed wondering who used her perfume.
>smells me
>gets really pissed at me, yells at me in front of my brother and his friend
This memory makes me uncomfortable still.....
>>5360126
>bearmode not being top
literally trash
>>5366667
lol
>>5362317
plays cliche heart warming sitcom music
>>5352983
Should have gone for those tryouts
>>5375807
It's all about being there...
I'm pretty sure my mom knows. She's caught me using her makeup (which I said was for covering my acne), she's caught me with women's makeup I got from school (there's nothing better than finding a girl's pencilcase filled with their mascara and lip gloss), I got banned from the computer for a while after she found my porn collection, with everything from trap stuff to gfur, she knew about me using a kaleidoscope as an improvised dildo (I had to tell her because she picked it up and was using it, and I had to tell her why she should put it down and go wash her hands) and before I left for college she gave me a big trash bag and told me to throw everything out from my room I didn't want her to find, which I used to dispose of several pairs of her panties I hope she never noticed missing. Tl;dr my mom knows I'm a gross tranny freak and is too polite to mention it.
>>5376490
at least you realize you're a gross tranny freak, you disgusting lil faggot. you stuck a kaleidoscope up your ass? LOL
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