>be me 22 year old guy
>i think im straight, but i dont know because im a virgin.
>Go to bar last night with bro
>we split a pitcher of beer
>cute hispanic girl comes over to talk to me (see pic)
>bro gives me the thumbs up, and leaves me in the lion's den all alone.
>get nervous shy spaghetti everywhere.
>can barely make conversation she's so beautiful and amazing
>excuse myself make up some excuse about smoking a cigarette (i dont even smoke)
>go outside
>thank god, relief from terror.
>some guy comes to talk to me
>start talking about video games
>seems pretty cool! decide to go to his house and smoke weed
now im not gay but....
>really horny. want to have sex and cum and stuff
>but women are too beautiful and terrifying to approach
>end up sucking each others dicks because ...free blowjob, right?
>wasn't mind-blowing.
>...but wasn't that bad either
>i mean, it was better than masturbating
>fucked him last night
.........no but seriously straight guys do this all the time right?
Sounds like a typical straight guy to me.
Seriously tho most people are somewhat bi. Don't think about it too hard.
>>5348925
>girl comes to you in bar
Where is this fantasy land? How can I get a passport?
To answer your question you are bisexual with a preference for women.
>>5348977
i also wondered this.
she was either a professional hired by the bar owner to get more male customers
or
someone who enjoys watching men squirm.
either way there were cute guys and guys looking for babes, and i was neither.
>>5349000
>women have to be paid to approach men
I hate being straight
>>5349059
Some clubs really do pay beautiful people to fill space. This crappy Moroccan restaurant on my city even keeps luxury cars in their parking lot but actually it's really cheesy and tacky
If straight guys do that all the time I must have missed out.
>>5348925
Straightest thing in the world op. Don't let these homos fool you.
So you're straight but not closed minded, don't let this shatter your self-perception, who cares about sexuality
>>5348977
>bisexual with a preference for women
>leaves an attractive woman behind with a lie and no intention of returning then proceeds to go home with a man to exchange mere fellatio where he could have had full on sex if he chose the woman
>preference for women
That's a funny dictionary you're using, anon.
Could have claimed you were straight if you got head, but sucking his dick firmly puts you in the faggot category.
>>5350264
No he preferred the girl but fear stopped him. The fact that he has no fear with men proves he isnt that into them
>i think im straight, but i dont know because im a virgin.
