the poll is only about sexual orientation, not romantic.
to me, both, men and women can produced me serious lewd disease. :*3
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arabic shark week here: >>5337974
>tfw no anyone
:c
http://strawpoll.me/6175552/r
>>5339903
what poll? u fucking moron
I want to have sex.
>>5339919
Harsh
>>5339916
Grills are gross desu
>>5339849
wherever the puush.me servers are
also whether skype keeps their transferring hardware
also on some of my friends' harddrives
OP fucked up, here's the poll:
http://strawpoll.me/6175552/
>>5339919
>king moron
yes. =( i post it in the reply with the image of fallout. :(
>>5339925
iktf
>>5339926
lel, I wasn't trying to be harsh but if someone is making the thread they need to do it right
>>5339919
>calls someone a moron
>spells "you" like a preschooler
Thread Poll:
http://strawpoll.me/6179659
>>5339929
>http://strawpoll.me/6175552/
overwhelming majority are bi so far, who saw that one coming
>tfw not agp
i'm a idiot. someone wants to cuddle me. :@
>>5339930
You mean the image of Veronica? The same Veronica that bitched about getting a dress the entire game and yet will not equip one when given to her is that the same fucking veronica we are talking about? I wanted to take that power fist of hers and jam it down here lying lesbian throat.
it's cute tho
>>5339908
>tfw agp
is anyone here cozy? whats it like?
>>5339929
Wow, it's like that question was never asked before with the exact same results.
>>5339952
Its nice actually. I am wrapped in a goose down blanket and its almost about to snow outside.
>>5339960
You live in southern California. Shut the fuck up.
>>5339952
no but I ordered some pajamas and fluffy socks and new pillows and duvet
>tfw despair
>>5339947
Steven Stone is my waifu. I collect all his cards.
>>5339960
>tfw 'Straya and it's 30 something Celsius.
>>5339953
It's not my poll bby, I know most posters here are biscum.
>>5339964
I live in the mountains though and its about to have a light dusting of snow. Its been freezing all week here.
>>5339952
time for bed
What's the most qt haircolor for a girl to dye to?
I vote for teal.
>>5339949
fuck the brotherhood of steel
>pic related
>>5339972
>tfw 26c and im cold
>>5339968
but also an erection.
>>5339979
Teal, soft pink, and copper red
>>5339979
I thought you would have been against unnatural hair colours
>>5339981
I boycotted fallout 4, they dumbed the series down so more retards would buy it so its dead to me.
>>5339987
Excellent taste, those are my faves too.
>>5339994
How did you boycott it when you supposedly had an early copy of it...
>>5339999
nice repeating numbers
>>5339999
>Kayla telling the truth
>>5339986
>tfw no blini
>>5339999
>believing kayla
>>5339999
I didn't though. I don't have the money for yet another console or a pc that can handle gaming so fuck it, I will spend my time playing retro games. I ordered a used copy of Kirby Crystal shards for my N64 and I can't wait till it gets here.
>>5339987
are u gonna dye pink or copper??
>>5339979
idk lots of colors, I like purple and violets I guess
>>5340012
>>5340006
>tfw never truly got my hair to white and have blue/green eyes
;-; I have to try again when my hair is less damaged
>>5339984
Go outside maybe?
>>5339984
>tfw 10c and rainfall levels of 70mm predicted over the weekend
I just want some light snow ;_;
>>5339854
Can I have the original of this image please.
>>5340017
I'm torn between the two atm. I'm leaning more towards pink desu
>>5340031
>>5340010
All you have to do is gain my trust.
.. and also be my friend on skype because while I'll willingly plaster it on gif, no way I'm sharing it on /mtfg/
>>5340037
Thank you
>>5340005
>>5340014
KEK
>>5340010
>>5340025
The wind is really chilly for some reason
>>5340026
snow is great the first 2 weeks but the last 6 months are what kill it for me.
>>5340015
You showed a fucking picture of it...
>>5340044
WHAT IS HAPPENNINGGGGGGGGGG
>>5340041
I go to gif all the time and never seen no Circe booty.
>>5340041
fair
I already have some relatively well-known tumblr users' private vids what they've never shared with *anybody* before except me 'cause they have tens of thousands of followers and use their real names etc. so I guess that's a start for the trust thing but I'm way too autistic for internet skype friends so far, maybe when I stop having the mind of a child I'll be able to handle that
>>5340054
I'm just saying I would, not that I do.
Although probably not now after mentioning it here.
>>5340053
femininity
>>5340062
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY
>>5340061
Eh it probably would be pretty bland/run of the mill anyway.
>>5340059
That answer was way more real and heart-felt than I was expecting
Uhm, wow, yeah, ok
Whenever you feel up to it, I guess.
<3 ?
>>5340048
Yeah, 2 weeks would be more than enough, I'd even be happy with 2 days of it desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJyo1fjtNw4
thread music
>>5340062
Ahahahaha
>>5340032
yeh, I liked pink when u asked before ^^
it would be pretty qt I think!!
>>5340044
get with the times, grandpa. the facial hair is mostly gone, at least reduced to shadow level.
reminder again- Magic Shave is the fucking dog's bollocks, every pre-laser tranny here needs to buy it right now
[spoiler]I had to leave it on for double the supposed max. time for it to work but aside from that, awesome[/spoiler]
>>5339854
I'm not gonna lie here. This shit is fucking creepy.
>>5340073
post pic?
>>5340062
>This is the face that represents us to many people.
I'll see you all in 2075 when all hons have been killed off and actual acceptance will start to happen.
>>5340078
>tfw will probably die around that time
>>5340073
Stop calling people trannies you absolute cunt
>>5340068
groovy desu
>>5340073
You've pushed the minimum start time of laser out to roughly 3 months from now by using that, just so you know
>>5340074
almost as creepy as you saving pictues of anna's grandparents
>>5340089
That's just her internet persona anon, which she's totally behind now
>>5340089
Lol what?
Sorry you're confusing me with someone else.
>>5340074
I wish we had a spooky suicide forest here in Australia that I could use but the crows and everything else would eat the bodies and there'd only be bones left
>tfw you suicide in the bush
>tfw someone finds your bones
>tfw police announce the discovery of a male skeleton
>>5340067
Most of it, yeah
We end up taking a lot of, like "about to" shorts
and most of the videos are are blowjobs or me getting played with
Turns out, spoilers, really hard to take pictures or record anything when you're having sex
A few good ones here and there, tho
But like, ngl, looooooooooots of boring or unusable ones
Who here /makeamericagreatagain/?
>>5340086
what? why? my skin seems pretty resilient to this stuff anyway, left it on for twice the normal time as I said and had practically zero irritation
>>5340081
triggered much?
>>5340077
http://pasteboard.
co/2BmM6iXW.jpg
it's designed for black men so it seems it doesn't remove red or blonde hairs, which are what you can see are left in those pics there, but I can just use an electric trimmer on those
never touching a razor again tbqh
>>5340116
thats kinda awesome
>>5340116
Kill yourself. You are an embarrassment to humanity.
there everyone happy now?? >.>;;
>>5340105
the main things that seem to be difficult are positioning the camera, and lighting
some of the folks I've talked to who are best at it use multiple cameras, more coverage
I think I'm gonna quit my job. Hi everyone.
>>5340116
Because it removes the hair from the root and you need hair to exist in a certain stage of growth in order to laser it off. Which is about 3 months from the point where it starts growing at the root.
>>5340123
>fantasizing about being prepubescent girls
transbians pls fuck off
>>5340123
anon in the house
>>5340109
I am, spiritually since I dont live in USA and cant vote.
But I'm hoping trump wins.
>>5340123
Aww
I'm not in it
>>5339835
>It's honestly a good idea
Over nine billion hours in inkscape.
>>5340116
Wash your face, fucking hell
>>5340123
God you are creepy kira
I want to have sex and human interaction.
>>5340128
why are both of your eyes looking in different directions?
>>5340123
I wish I was a cool, popular trip that people wanted to be friends with or ship.
I did it, Christmas is going to be fun this year. New games are 4 losers.
>>5340147
same ;-;
>>5340123
why is anon in it twice
also
>me invading Anna's personal space and making her feel awkward
this is accurate to real life
and if I ever did meet up with anyone here it would be certain that I would be the biggest sperglord they've ever met/make them feel uncomfortable as I sob audibly about being twice the size of them
>>5340123
Yes and I love the attention to detail naming the panda hiro
>>5340142
if you're referring to my nose, those aren't blackheads, the pores are just stretched from when I did have them as a teen
my browbone is even worse for it
>>5340155
its me and the other anon
>>5340144
You're one to talk...
>>5340144
looks like the caveman is back to his old self. gonna call mercury a nigger next?
>>5340152
so when are you moving out, if you have all that money?
>>5340149
Oh, I didn't put it in the picture but it was (sorta) mentioned before, like this would only match people on one campus.
That way you could actually meet them (unlike omegle which is worldwide).
>>5340151
>wanting to be part of something creepy
You need to have a certain level of autism
>>5340158
You make me sick
>>5340148
i am a bug
>>5340135
>I dont live in USA
all posts from here on out are discarded unless you just admit to being trans.
>>5340164
none of your business lol
>>5340152
>buying games
>>5340164
he's never moving out
>>5340174
Noelle and Kayla sitting in a tree
>>5340152
>Kirby 64
This game was the best but why are you getting the edited version of OoT?
>>5340167
>>5340149
Fixed it.
>>5340173
I'd move to USA if I could but your country only wants illegal brown mexicans it seems.
Pic related is what you could have instead.
>>5340123
damn too late
>>5340189
why does he have mongol eyes?
finnish genes?
Will someone be my girlfriend and help me come out of my shell and help me have a purpose to achieve something in life pls?
>>5340189
Soon Cartman
>>5340190
gotta be fast desu
>>5340192
sure anon
>>5340187
>cartoons
Now you've done it angie, weeb rage inc
>>5340191
I think he has sami genes, probably someone from Norrland.
>>5340194
HELL YEH
>>5340192
We can help each other.
>>5340183
I am fine with the version I bought. I never played a zelda game before and I heard I should start here.
>>5340177
yeah so?
>>5340192
Can we be unhealthily codependent on each other?
>>5340198
CARTOONS
>>5340203
Why buy something that you can get for free
Super fucking transbian desu.
>Old lady recognized my self harm scars on my arm for what they are.
> gets all quiet and apologizes for if she embarrassed me.
>>5340200
Why is Sweden so PC these days?
Nice trip code btw
>>5340210
>replying to yourself
>>5340211
;_;
(You) btw
>>5340190
fixed
>>5340208
code pendant???
elanna do u want to make shmup w/ me??
u can do the progmmin and I can help do design and stuff >.>;;
>>5340201
Tell me how!
>>5340208
Yes please that would be ideal.
>>5340203
Tbh the edits are minimal but it was the right choice. It's pretty much the quintessential LoZ game.
>>5340210
>Why buy something that you can get for free
sorry, I am not a thief and I prefer to play on my actual console rather than computer.
>>5340208
>tfw u always get super dependent in relationships
>tfw ur partner never does
>>5340220
I want the same thing as you. We can both work together to achieve this, in a loving manner.
>>5340214
you don't need to blush.
>>5340222
You just try so hard to be something. I dont know what your goal is but man your posts just reek of it. Edgy maybe?
>>5340221
kewl then. I wish I had someone to play it with because like I said I never played a zelda game before.
>>5340148
Happens to me too, but i have astigmatism in my left eye and its ever so slightly off centre so when i look at stuff up close i look retarded
>>5340211
>self harm
Seriously
>>5340222
Only idiots pay for something that is free.
>but mah console
>>5340244
whats got the caveman's loincloth in a twist this time? more people on soc agreeing that you're ugly?
>>5340227
That picture doesnt convey cuteness though. I need anime girls to represent my emotions.
>tfw you will never be a real bunnygirl
>>5340253
oh uhhhh
What about this?
>>5340212
>Why is Sweden so PC these days?
It's the direction society is going in general, Sweden is just ahead of the curve. Which is why I pity americans naive enough to push for the same path we are going.
>>5340254
>the mexicans probably work harder than neet swede-keks
Except they're mostly criminals, and I aint a neet.
>>5340255
o-oh okies... I have lots of shmup experience o.o;;
>>5340249
>believing that an idea or number can be property
>>5340255
I-I'll cling back ok? Why do you have to be in Canada ;~;
>>5340264
Yeah you're right
I was told not to say the word "abo" because it's not politcally correct, once.
>>5340257
>tfw never gonna be a real monster girl
;~;
>>5340255
Can I help with the shmup?
>>5340263
pls -_-
>>5340263
Much better Kuppz.
>tfw you are always too negative for people to want to talk to you
This character was modeled off a transgender person and they didn't totally shill/exploit that fact.
>>5340264
>tfw partner is mexican/italian
wow she must be a secret super-criminal or something!
>>5340273
>tfw you'll never be a real girl
T_T
>>5340286
>tfw Yenn was modeled after me
I wish ;~:
>>5340273
Ear, tail and wing surgery when
>>5340287
No wonder you're so butthurt you racemixer.
>>5340286
Yeah it's pretty insane, I didn't even realise she was trans from her picture either.
>>5340292
Ciri actually is modeled after me.
>>5340250
>defending self-harm and or defending Kayla's stupid antics
>>5340307
Do you have green eyes too?
>>5340311
:3
I still need to finish one of my games from 2011. I should really get to that.
>>5340315
i wish i had green eyes but i got the knockoff muddy green instead
>>5340308
u don't need to like defend self harm to show compassion for people who do self-harm
>>5340315
no, I have blue eyes unfortunately. And I'm not white haired.
Time to go distract myself from soul crushing loneliness with some video games. If anyone wants a gf come find me pls.
>>5340286
>you will never be a sorceress and give yourself a real vagina and complete female reproduction system
why live
>you will never have srs let alone a real vagina
seriously why even live
>>5340311
yippie!!! ^^;;
>>5340292
trip on ricky
>tfw if you had supportive parents you would have transitioned before high school and experienced an almost normal female adolescence
> but instead you are are forced to create a shell of pseudo-masculinity so dad doesn't kick the shit out of you for being such a fag
>tfw no real personality as a result
>tfw male puberty
>tfw no hrt and still at home
>tfw everything is wrong
who else /broken/?
right now I just want to curl up into a ball and not exist anymore.
>>5340328
Damn, at least you look like Ciri otherwise!
>>5340340
same fore everything minus the no hrt part
>>5340286
>tfw you will never reenact the cinderella story with geralt for one romantic evening
JDIMSA
>>5340352
>>5340324
I can't show compassion for selfharm.
Why show compassion for someone who hurts themselves?
Honestly that person should go to a hospital.
>tfw your mom buys you lube
>>5340317
Iktf, I really need to actually get started on remaking an application that I was working on around that point (and lost the source code for).
>>5340380
what
>>5340380
>>tfw your mom buys you lube
hot...did you use it on her yet?
>>5340379
stream it faggot
>>5340379
where is the stream?
>>5340379
u don't need to show compassion for the the harm, just show compassion for the person, trying to get them to seek help would be an example or just hearing out their issues
>>5340380
>tfw your mom buys you lube
I don't want to know this feel
>>5340379
I don't see the stream link
why do so many people make out that AGP is a bad thing? before I was just a gross guy, now I get turned on whenever I see myself in the mirror or feel my own skin etc., as long as you don't give a shit what other people think this is an awesome life
Thoughts? How many of you does this describe?
>>5340384
Like, my parents take care of the toiletries and they know I need it for dilations and stuff so every once in awhile it's like "oh we bought you some lube today!"
It has never gotten less awkward.
>>5340385
No
>>5340399
>.<
>>5340379
Idk, I think it's about understanding the reasons why people self harm, and the fact that it's addictive. It's a coping mechanism just like any other.
>>5340380
Mother-daughter incest when?
>>5340397
honestly I think they should kill themselves if they're going to be that much of a pussy
>>5340407
>dilations
Uh, what is it like desu?
>>5340400
>>5340407
>for dilations
Oh. That sounds really tedious. Want some help?
>>5340408
>i'm sorry you're single elanna
>maybe i could be your boyfriend tonight
>>5340407
O-ohh well thats not so weird then
>>5340413
damn angie, you are going hard in the paint tonight
Hey there mtfg! What did you girls have for lunch today? Pic related for me. I cooked tamales with benas and rice covered in spicy cheese and ground meat
>>5340423
Looks nice
I just had noodles in a cup
>>5340400
>>5340423
Pizza and a few coronas
>>5340421
You tried kayla.
Here's a free (you)
>>5340423
I ate a 100g tin of mackerel in sunflower oil with my bare hands because I didn't have the money for washing up liquid to wash a fork with and my muscles aren't strong enough to scrub it clean with my bare fingers, and also two onion bhajis a friend let me have
>>5340435
Sounds tedious though. Have you ever forgotten?
>>5340116
Glad to see it worked for you m8! : D
>>5340423
literally the the same thing I've been eating all day
>>5340435
>mfw I watched my friend dialate
someone should add Kayla to Encyclopedia Dramatica
>>5340447
>tfw my gf is dilating right now behind me
>>5340444
>leaving ur tailplug by ur food
a little gross tbqh
or were u just being an exhibitionist?
>>5340443
post panties
>>5340441
It's only really tedious for the first year given you need to do it multiple times a day. After the first year you can slowly roll it back to once a week.
I've forgotten before, depending how long you leave it it can be reasonably painful.
>>5340423
Pizza! :D
>>5340447
>tfw I can't dilate when someone is watching me
It's so awkward x.x
>>5340461
How long ago did you get your surgery done?
>>5340283
>tfw this post
>tfw iktf
when I was making out with that guy last weekend at the party I got the worst raging boner and leaning over me he basically had the top half of my body pinned back to the sofa so I couldn't even move my arms, eventually I dragged a random duvet on the floor up onto my lap with my foot but jesus that was awkward, luckily I think everyone was either busy, or, out of those looking, more focused on the kissing than the rest of me
>>5340458
>2015
>not having duel monitors
>>5340452
Hot
>>5340461
It was a fun experience
>>5340470
I'm just tight with my money that's all
>>5340444
hot
but also
NOBODY is allowed to talk ANY SHIT about me being into kinky stuff anymore, 'kay?
hell, even "Ms. Dick" Kayla posted a pic of her new vibrators a couple of threads back, the worst I've ever forced on you lot is a bit of tame shibari photographed for purely social documentary purposes.
also, cute tail plug, where's it from?? and what even is that food? peanut butter and an empty cardboard container and flask?
>>5340476
>have u tried letting them do it? maybe it'd take the pressure off u
N-no, that's lewd
>>5340474
I imagine it was x.x
>>5340467
2.5 years ago
Whats your price /mtfg/?
>>5340492
£180 an hour but that also covers the kinks I'm willing to do
>>5340476
Yeah, you get it.
>>5340485
Literally everything you see in that picture I own through no purchase of my own.
.. except the food.
>>5340486
I uhm
what
ok, whatever pls don't attach any of that to my posts, I want no part of it
Also, my mister bought it for me. He buys all out sextoys. While i'm often in a lewd mood, I'm not really much ever in an actually aroused mood and I could -not- be bothered to spend money of something to relieve my barely existent libido.
Also it's peanut butter and raisins and celery
Except I ate all the celery already.
>>5340492
I'm all yours for a year if you pay my tuition
>>5340490
Maybe one day I'll experience it myself
I think you're beautiful
