Why not just end your misery?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXe7HIyDBdE
First for hungry anus
guys andrew got eliminated ;________;
>>5336391
a face only a mother could love
although it's less noticeable in motion
questions:
1. do the same 4 people sit here all day making these threads.
2. do any of you people have jobs?
3. why are you all insecure and bitter?
Spring weather is giving me a cold sore
Fucking hate this.
>>5336456
>having herpes
fucking ew
teach me how to pick up gay guys for a quickie outside the bar or wherever in public
I'm a bi dude and I'm shit at picking people up in general. I decided recently I need to get some action. I'm good looking and confident, I just have no idea where to start with flirting and all that.
>>5336456
>unironically having an std
>>5336463
>breeder
reee
>>5336456
Nah..spring weather can't cause cold sores.
Eating chocolate & potatos chips will cause them. Aso being dehydrated and not getting enough omega fatty acids causes chapped lips.
>5336353 (You)
>5336452 (You)
wtf, I don't remember posting these!!
>>5336470
What
I'm not real up to date on my street lingo but doesn't breeder mean someone who doesn't use a condom?
If so, that's gross. I just want to pick up someone for a quick bout of fucking and I'm not using Grinder. Public sex is an added bonus if I'm at a bar or somethin.
>>5336498
No, it means you're a biscum whore.
>>5336512
Oh, so breeder means like.. having kids?
I don't like women enough. I like women for a quick fling if I'm super thirsty, but I only really date guys and prefer guys mostly.
>>5336422
post your face hater
>>5336514
Biscum will always choose women in the end.
Any of you guys use an epilator? Would you recommend?
I wanna thin my ass hair out for good because it's really difficult to shave back there and takes a long time.
Also I'd like to use it on my legs.
>>5336527
an epilator is the most painful way to remove hair, its basically tweezing 50+ hairs out at once really fast...
I would just use a depiliatory cream twice a week to stay smooth
>>5336533
What's depiliatory cream?
My issue is that I have really, really thick leg and ass hair. Shaving your ass is really difficult as it is but it takes me a couple hours to get clean shaven back there.
Nair gave me wicked ingrown hairs.
>>5336514
You will not taint us.
>pic related
But, to answer your question, you say you're confident but the fact you admit you're shit at picking up people says otherwise.
Just grab a friend or two for drinks, that are okay with visiting a gay bar.
If there's anyone you like in there go up and make and talk to them.
99% of the guys in gay bars are dtf and looking.
If you're good looking and not a total sperg, you're probably gonna fuck.
>>5336527
Epilators are painful af.
>>5336533
I epilate everything
pic related is a week after epilating
worth it if you're not a pussy
>>5336525
I certainly will not.
I don't wanna even date a woman, let alone have children with them.
>>5336540
Eat food.
>>5336536
I'm confident in myself but I have no problem admitting my faults on the rare occasion I have them.
I'm not a sperg, I just don't know how to pick people up without being extremely obvious. Complimenting someone and all that is fine but I feel it's too straight-forward and I believe that's a turn-off to some.
I don't hang around here much so I was unaware there was a bisexual meme
>>5336540
show me more of your sweater
>>5336535
Think nair hair removal cream
>>5336555
Ooooh. Nair gives me real bad ingrown hairs. Are other brands better?
>>5336544
>Complimenting someone and all that is fine but I feel it's too straight-forward and I believe that's a turn-off to some.
Not really.
Gay guys love straight-forward, if you're good looking and you're literally talking about a bar quickie.
No one expects you to dine them first.
>>5336558
Not sure, i'm not the anon that uses it.
I tried it once on my legs and it was alright.
I don't think it's based on brand, you're going to get ingrown hairs no matter what seeing as you're legit burning the hair chemically down to its roots.
>>5336559
Alright, cool. I wish I had better gaydar though. My town doesn't have a gay bar, so the gay guys hang out at the mall and Books-a-Million and stuff.
And they're really good at hiding their powerlevel.
Baby powder and an electric shaver. Best way to do it. Cuts the razor Burns out.
>>5336568
What the hell is the baby powder for?
>>5336572
Keeps your skin smooth . My peep does it and he's a stripper so he has to shave a lot.
>>5336575
Ah. I'll try it. You put the powder on before you shave, like shaving cream?
>>5336540
>want to do this
>be this hairy
>aaa
>>5336584
I feel your pain
>>5336589
thanks anon, I'm gonna try it
Hopefully it'll help and I won't have to feel like I'm shitting through a mesh sieve anymore
If you got a text saying that you were being contacted to see who you are because the person was clearing out their phone and contacts and migrating to a new phone, what would you say?
>>5336584
I want to punch you in the stomach, Blondie.
I wanna hear your cute yelps.
>>5336595
i'd just send a picture of my cock
>>5336593
Haha it should help a lot. It took time for my previous razor Burns to go away but when I started this method I don't have them anymore.
I wish I had someone in my life.
I want to get away from the internet one hundred percent.
tfw no roasted cashew nut bf
>>5336608
Go to bed, you fucking corpse.
Jesus. I feel bad for you rn.
>>5336598
y-you too
>>5336611
Hi Anon, we played last night, you're gonna have to wait. I'll get bored and frustrated if I have to play with you again tonight.
Go get drunk again or something
>>5336607
That's just shifting the responsability of finding a purpose for your life on someone else.
>tfw as a gay man it's looking like i'll lose my virginity to a girl before I lose it to a guy.
idk how ppl like sucking dicks sober
>>5336642
ask your mom
>>5336615
Can you post a Vocaroo of yourself in pain?
Or not even in pain, just saying stuff like "No, please stop!"
Would be rly cute.
>>5336616
Mmmm, not tonight. I still have a bit of a headache from yesterday. I haven't even read over my drunkposts, but I hope I didn't say anything too weird.
>>5336639
More common than you think.
>>5336649
she doesnt suck dick
>>5336650
Roommate's asleep, otherwise I'd give you the driest, most sarcastically read lines you'd ever heard. Only the best for you bb
Im in the worst situation in my life. Paranoia fear all the time. I just want to die. Im living in a nightmare and its all my fault.
>>5336664
Schizophrenia?
>>5336650
Well i'm the tales of mmf guy, so it's more that the chick is being selfish and only wants to be dicked by two guys, and doesn't want me and the guy mucking around
>>5336672
Why would you even have 3 some with a womyn in the first place?
>>5336639
I lost my virginity in a MFF threesome, and had straight sex several times after that too.
None of them were really good but the first time, i expected it to be like everyone said, literally amazing (it wasn't.), 2nd time I was just drunk and she was coming onto me heavy and wanted it and i was convinced I was just biscum so i was like sure, it was boring. 3rd time i wanted to try it sober. It wasn't much better. 4th time + was just because she was staying with me, and i'd already sexed her once and i was in too deep to say no so i just rolled with it.
It's not like it disgusted or hurt me in any way, it just wasn't good. It's not exactly traumatic, I'm sure you'll get over it if it happens lol.
>>5336674
*shrug
I call myself gay out of simplicity, i'm attracted to some girls and i've wanked to girls and stuff, just wouldn't date one, so i'm pretty happy to muck around with the girl.
originally it was also so the guy could experiment, as he hasn't even done stuff with a guy and only figured out he was bi like 2 years ago, but w/e it'll be fun no matter what.
I'd be neat if she wants to do double vag, feeling his dick up against mine while fucking her sounds pretty ace
>>5336663
Pls. Pls do. I'm sure your roomie won't mind. Is he qt too? Not that you're qt, more intriguing.
You look like a bit of a pussy, it's hot.
>>5336672
You're losing your virginity in a threesome? Weird. Whatever you're comfortable with, I guess.
Just pretend the grill isn't there. Is the other dude her bf or something?
>>5336685
Dunno she sounds like a selfish whore.
The main selling point of 3somes is for everyone to play around with everyone and she's taking that away because muh feels.
>>5336676
I'd fuck a cute ftm, but I'd put it in their butt so it'd still be gay
case in point, I thought german fag was qt even when I thought he had a vag
>>5336691
Yeah they're a couple, been dating for a couple months.
Originally me and the guy were going to muck around, me bottoming for him and stuff.
but she recently was like oh I don't want you guys doing gay stuff it turns me off, she might change her mind but yeah.
I'm still down, and i'll just jump the guys bones when they break up, so w/e
>>5336695
Germany is a soulless monster but he's not a girl
>>5336699
>but he's not a girl
I 100% believed up until I saw his dick
>>5336702
Top lmao.
I think he said he wanted to transition a couple years back, maybe you just see the worst in people.
He does have very feminine eyes though. Hallmark gay trait desu senpai, those eyelashes are a bigger giveaway than DSLs
>>5336708
pics? he sounds durby
>>5336708
>maybe you just see the worst in people.
if anything that makes me a good person
I was into him even when I thought he had a gash
>>5336714
The fuck is durby
I dont have pictures of him, we're both tsundere its a vicious cycle. Hitler might though
>>5336728
>Hitler might though
none of him clothed t b h
>>5336728
durby - adjective
derived from adurbadle
derived from adurable
derived from adorable
>>5336732
kek, nah he lifts weights i wouldn't handle that at all.
He benches 150kg and stuff, he would destroy me
>>5336746
I mean I didn't share your nudes, so I'm not gonna share his
too much of a bro
>>5336741
God damn. That would make it hot as fuck tbqh.
Still think you should kuck her shit up. They might like it.
>>5336748
Based protector of dignity hitler-chan ~
>>5336748
Sound m8
You aliums are alright.
>>5336770
2/10 phone, wouldn't let me consistently namefag
>>5336676
>It's not exactly traumatic,
My first time was traumatic for me, I fucked a cougar, fucked her for 40 minutes straight and didn't feel anything, got tired and couldn't cum, she had nice breastes and all but that couldn't get me off. It just felt like a gym exercise.
After she left my house I broke down and started crying like a bitch, I literally did that think you see in comedies when people lay down in their shower in fetal position crying, because I felt so violated.
It's mainly because when I saw her the second time(when I was sober), she didn't look as good looking as I thought, she said she was in her 30's, later after we had sex for the second time sober she told me she actually was in her late 40's and that she had a daughter my age, I told her that when I met her I had done a lot of drugs(just to scare her of and not have her call me again).
Maybe I should give hetero sex another try, next time with someone my age, that I find attractive.
I feel like this encounter with this women scared my emotionally. She even used the same perfume as my mother...
>>5336788
Oh i didnt finish my first time either
Everyone thought i was a total champ, spent 2-3 hours upstairs with these girls
Truthfully i gave up because i was bored and dehydrated.
>>5336788
Mate you met mrs robinson what are you complaining about, you're supposed to run away with her daughter
>>5336785
You couldnt handle them
And also because i have self respect these days
Which trip would you kill?
>>5336801
I'd rather kill all the namefags tbqh.
Hey guys, im the accountant for a small cookery club even though i barely cook, because i am good with numbers and things.
Next Friday is the Christmas Competition, and I have to cook something at home then bring it in for judging.
But I am struggling to think of anything that can be served cold that is interesting. Obviously I can make a cake, cupcake, brownies, etc, but those arent very original.
Do any of you have any suggestions?
>>5336845
Giant vieny cock out of icing
>>5336845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxEwqXYmMbk
>>5336845
DID SOMEBODY SAY Christmas?
>>5336891
No. Post Vocaroo.
>>5336845
I want you to make cake cupcake brownies, mash it together
>>5336892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LAFA15Fdyn
>>5336900
Holy fuck, kek. GJ, Christmas Hitler. I love you so much more than Shitler.
>>5336903
It's the hap-happiest time of the year!
hey gaygen, where do you find gamer bf?
>>5336932
Almost every young male plays vidya these days, dude.
Why are there sooo many fake profiles on grindr? Who keeps doing this, China?
>>5336934
somehow, most of the homos I found is ex gamer and gamer that already crashed his computer/console etc.
>>5336997
>tfw im an exgamer
feels good man
>>5336997
Hmmm. I don't come across many homos irl, but whenever I meet a new classmate at uni, games are a common conversation starter.
Unfortunately, most of the games I play are pretty niche, so conversations usually just involve me listening to some dude reveal his autism as he passionately talks about CS for a couple of hours.
Don' really mind though, I much prefer listening to talking.
>>5336934
video games are a huge red flag for me.
>>5337021
No, but they definitely look underage.
>>5337021
he looks underage
>>5337028
Like, 14-16?
>would you not date someone if they look too young to you
No.
I don't really like guys who look like they're younger than 20.
>>5337028
he looks 14
i wouldnt date someone who looks 14
>>5337042
fuck off or get permabanned child
>>5337045
i'm 18 :/ whatever bye.
>>5337049
>i'm 18 :/
...exactly the type of thing an underage b& would say
mods
>>5337021
he looks like he molests children
thanks for being nasty. like my self esteem wasn't shitty already.
>>5337072
shut-up faggot
Wow everyone's so mean today.
>>5337081
Fuck off, Britposter.
>>5337085
no u :^)
>>5337087
Think you're being funny, mate?
Faaaark aaaawf, we're full :^]
>>5337092
u wot m8
>>5337096
I don't even feel like shitposting rn, just leave me alone.
who /john waters/ here?
>>5337111
Remove penis.
>>5337106
No fun
>>5337110
Can confirm we're all horrific human beings.
>people bumping the salad thread
>>5337141
ResidentSleeper
just did a cool picture of my hand in a test
got 97% also
feeling bretty good lads
anyone else feel like posting, then see booger, niq, hitler and the other trans post and just not bother?
>>5337227
t h i s
>>5336353
Where are you going for tomorrow?
>>5336535
there's other alternatives to nair you can try.
I use Magic powder..you just mix it with water and put it on...wash off in 5-10 minutes...helps to use a plastic credit card or something of that sort to wipe off the hair.. never had any ingrown hair issues with it
Have you repented for being a sinner and accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
>>5337111
I was gonna do some flix in that vein with a friend once. Nummint came of it.
went for lunch with some dumbass classmates and they started gossiping about guys in our classes who were allegedly gay/bi. it made me so uncomfortable.
i used to think it was pretty obvious that i was gay but apparently not since they were throwing around words like 'faggot' and laughing about homosexuality.
on the bright side i found out that a qt in my civil law class also likes guys.
>>5337289
That happens to me sometimes, some straights just have terrible gaydar.
Doesn't really bother me anyway. Most of my classmates are a couple years younger than me, and I know they don't really mean any harm by it.
>>5337299
I'm gay and I have terrible gaydar.
>Create fake grindr account with pic of old guy
>Headline is 'Daddy'
>Profile says 'Daddy for young son'
>Get heaps of messages
>Guy that I fancy the fuck out of messages and is keen as fuck
>Keen to get breed
>Start calling him out for his lies
>Tries to backpeddle but all his lies have come out
Fuck, I knew what others were saying about him, and the subtle hints he was dropping, were true but, fuck, it still hurts.
I know what others do in their own time is none of my business but it is when I get dragged into it.
>All I wanted was a bro
>Instead I got a massive massive hoe
>>5337314
is that the beginning of your gay c&w song
>>5337314
>All I wanted was a bro
>Instead I got a massive massive hoe
I feel you. I wish I was attracted to men that look and act like real men, not drama queens.
when was the last time you got the d?
>>5337327
I give the d, I don't get it.
>>5337314
>Guy that I fancy the fuck out of
I'm not sure I see what the problem is. Because you like a guy means he's not allowed to fuck other people?
Or were you guys in a relationship?
>>5337327
>tfw closeted
>parents would be very understanding
>my mother even once (many years ago) said out of the blue that she would be okay with me being gay, my father has a gay brother, so he would probably be okay with that as well
>still I don't want to ever come out, because I don't want to ever hear how my gayness was what caused some things in my past (as a sort of excuse)
>>5337330
Beta weeb stalker/object of his obsession is a relationship.
>>5337330
No the problem was that he lied heaps and portrayed himself as someone that he isn't.
When I first met him I mentioned a lad that we both knew (I didn't know until I met him we both knew him). I mentioned he had told me on our first meeting how "I got with a new guy every night there for three weeks" and mentioned that wasn't my scene at all.
He knew I was prudish about that and kept up the mask, and continued to do so even until months ago when I asked him about it.
>>5337347
I gotcha. So it's sort of like the gay equivalent of "All women are sluts!" thing neck beards tell themselves.
>>5337352
>prudish
>"I got with a new guy every night there for three weeks" and mentioned that wasn't my scene at all.
Be my bf, I'm what you're looking for.
>>5337352
Hoe's gunna hoe man. At least this one liked you enough to pretend not to be one.
>>5337358
I won't pretend there isn't an element of jealousy so there, because there is but there is also an element of disgust. This guy has gotten with anyone and that makes me feel shit because I already have terribly low self esteem so, of course, I know think of how that reflects on me.
I really didn't want to get involved in this sorta shit at all. This guy went after me, he was the one that layed it on quite thick when we first meet. I was quite surprised "Why is he so into me?".
I just wanted a mate that was a guy that I could fugg, really. I'm too autistic for this shit.
>>5337359
>At least this one liked you enough to pretend not to be one.
Was that what it was, though?
I feel used as fuck. I know it's really none of my business and I am jealous that I don't have much experience but when someone says they dislike gay culture and all that sorta thing and "my slut phase is behind me and I'm embarrassed about it" I believe them.
I'm socially awkward as fuck so this is just fucking shitty for me. I'll be fine when I wake up tomorrow, because I buried my head about it for a while but I liked the guy, I actually liked the guy because we clicked.
But it turns out I don't know him at all so all those nice things he said...
>>5337366
>I just wanted a mate that I could fugg
You're as bad as him.
>>5337366
>of jealousy so there
of jealousy there*
>>5337372
A mate, a bro, a best friend that happened to be a boy I could be dirty with.
>>5337377
Speaking as a fellow virgin, you are looking for something that might not even be out there.
Consider your already limited dating pool, then consider that dating pool with someone with your preferences in them. I'm not saying its out there, and maybe someone more apt at math can actually calculate your odds here, you'd have to spend most of your waking moments trying to find someone like that.
>>5337377
>a best friend that happened to be a boy I could be dirty with
I had something like that, but the guy turned into a real shitty person.
Biscum, not even once.
>>5337382
I'm not a virgin but I made it pretty clear when we met that, in terms of free for all hook up culture, I was a prude and it wasn't my cup of tea at all.
He lied about that massively, I just can't fathom why. I'm hurt by the lying, that's what gets me. I made jokes about him getting with old guys/pimping him out to old guys and he used to not take it too well. I like teasing so, to me, was all just fun and games.
Turns out it was a bit more than that, you see?
>>5337377
Nevermind ... stay away from me.
>>5337389
Ok, sorry I misunderstood, it sort of seems like you drove him to lying though, usually when people feel judged, like you talking so much about how you hated hookup culture and making jokes about people being prostitutes seems pretty harsh and judgmental, I can understand why someone would lie for someone they like in that instance.
>>5337397
>not being honest all the time
>>5337408
>being judgmental of other peoples life choices
>>5337397
I can see where you're coming from.
>>5337409
>being judgmental of other peoples life choices
Yeah? So?
Scared of facing consequences for your actions?
You're a hypocrite anyway, because everyone judges everyone.
>>5337414
As I mentioned, the thing that gets me is the lying, how is that so hard to get?
>>5337413
Well, you are facing consequences of your life choices, not only by being judgmental but also by cyberstalking, creating false profiles to bait someone out.
I guess from my point of view, I emphasize with the other guy, not having heard his side of the story of course.
>>5337415
boo hoo. people lie. again, someone lying to you shouldn't bother you this much, he wasn't your bf was he?
>>5337417
That person you replied to isn't me 'the cyberstalker'.
>>5337422
>love instead of a best friends relationship
That is what I mean, really, but the way I explain it is a 'bromance' sort of deal, you know?
>>5337419
Shut up ... jesus you are fucking stupid.
They lying is what prevented anon from getting together with him in the first place/proves a major obstacle.
>>5337428
But he only lied because anon kept being a judgmental prick, so I guess anon got what he deserved really.
>>5337432
>being a judgmental prick
buu fucking huuu
cry more, I can't believe I'm talking to a man, not a woman
You little crybaby faggot! Go outside, let the adults talk.
>>5337432
>But he only lied because anon kept being a judgmental prick
How was I being judgemental? I simply mentioned that the hook up culture wasn't my scene. I knew the guy had a 'slut phase' and was fine with it.
What I wasn't fine with is the fact that it hadn't stopped, like he said it had and the HE judged the guy I had previously mentioned.
The first day of meeting him he text me later saying "I hope I was more normal than Anon".
>>5337434
I'm not the one crying here, and it seems you are the child.
boo hoo, my pure bf that will love me for simply being me doesn't exist, I better tell everyone I meet for the first time that I'm a prude and make jokes about people having sex being house boys for old men that will really win people with active sex lives over on my side.
Grow up
>>5337428
except he didn't want to be with him and only wanted a fuck buddy. nothing wrong with wanting to have a fuck buddy but you don't get to have the high expectations that you have when you're romantically involved with someone.
>>5337438
I guess I just don't see the point in mentioning things that are not your scene.
I'm not into drugs at all, but I never say to people that drugs are not my thing, because that's their business I take care of mine.
>>5337438
Don't bother with him, he is an idiot.
>>5337441
>my pure bf that will love me for simply being me doesn't exist
>implying I think that
>implying someone who says face the consequences of your actions and judges other people somehow believes in absolute unconditional love
>>5337443
I dont think he meant a fuckbuddy, you didn't keep up with the conversation, did you?
>>5337427
Tbh I want my partner to be more homo than I am and be all cuddly and in love.
>>5337106
John waters still rides the MTA around Baltimore I see him sometimes when I drive by
>>5337443
>except he didn't want to be with him and only wanted a fuck buddy.
That's actually a good point.
That's what I had on my profile but he kicked up up a major notch. As in inviting me to meet his friends not even a week after hanging, introducing me to his family, etc.
>>5337451
>everyone should face the consequences of their actions
>just not me and my judgements
good luck with that cuddly love anon, I don't think you'll ever find it with your mentality
>>5337457
>just not me and my judgements
Why do you think I think that?
strawman much?
>just not me and my judgements
But I don't want to end up with faggy sluts like you, who casually lie and manipulate people to get what they want.
>>5337455
Seems like he actually likes you. I just wonder whether to find that kinda cute and congratulate you two or if that guy just ends up leaving you after he no longer thinks being with you, satisfies his desires.
>>5337467
If you have followed the discussion, you'd know that I'm a virgin, and I take as much judgement from that as someone who is a "slut". Just get of your high horse and start seeing people for people, don't hold their past against them or else you're never going to actually connect with anyone.
>>5337467
>satisfies his desires.
I could never get with him in that sense, I'd not be able to trust him.
He's lied about heaps. In spite of what that other anon says I'm actually not terribly hard to faze. I mentioned about that guy getting with a different guy every night partly because I didn't click with him, it was just another nail in the coffin.
But, for the guy I like, I'm pissed at the lying, that's that thing that gets me. He lied about so much so what else has been lies, you know?
Because it was moving, quite fast, into us being quite close.
>>5337473
>don't hold their past against them or else you're never going to actually connect with anyone.
But what about their present which they are lying about?
>>5337473
>Just get of your high horse and start seeing people for people, don't hold their past against them or else you're never going to actually connect with anyone.
I do, it's not a dealbreaker at all, but I still don't like sluts and liars all that much.
And what you said before, I definetly feel a bit jelly as well. But I don't think it's just that, because there are stories about people in the gay community who slut around and feel empty.
Like the one guy here who had 3 fuckbuddies, but still felt very lonely.
And his best sex was with one he cared about, but he is too scared to tell him his feelings. (he still fucks him casually though)
>>5337483
Thanks for giving me an example about how honesty trumps (2016) dishonesty.
Would you have forgiven him for his slutty behavior, if he didn't lie about it? And I mean not necessarily in the sense that he was super honest and direct with it?
>>5337498
>if he didn't lie about it?
Yes, I wouldn't be ok with it and I would judge him and I wouldn't be able to trust him completely (but I'm not sure I could ever trust anyone, no self esteem, you see) but I would understand, or whatever.
I get that 'pure bfs' don't exsist and I'm not really looking for one. I actually like that he was a bit slutty...but wasn't aware of quite to which degree.
He seemed more into the fake profiles than he did me. He actually said once "I'm not a sexual person...".
>tfw chilling out with tranny friend all night
>tfw watch Tangerine and smoking weed
>tfw talk about john waters and the music she makes
>tfw want to start a band with her
>tfw want to make it trashy gay like john waters
tonight was a good night m8s.
tfw no bf though tbqh
tfw really happy because it finally hit me that i'm a guy and how great that feels.
>>5337519
>He seemed more into the fake profiles than he did me.
Oh right ... I almost forgot about that.
Forget about him, breh.
>>5337537
did you fuck her boypussy yo?
everyone who isn't a tranny stop posting until booger leaves, it's the only way to get gaygen back.alternatively make another gen like cisgaygen
>>5337550
no we're just good friends. she's a les trans girl and i'm a gay male and only into masc bros.
we're really close because we have a lot in common as far as life experiences and interests go. she's sort of like the randal to my dante.
>>5337537
>friend
more like girlfriend amirite
im glad you have finally realised your true chaser self
>>5337537
Booger, you are a shy, cute, insecure femboy
I was just wondering what dating sites, someone like you might use. Care to tell?
>>5337546
And I should clarify those profiles weren't to catch him, he messaged both accounts. One had a pic up (the daddy one) the other had simply 'weight, height and ethnicity'.
They were to catch a person messaging me shit, I wanted to try and find out who it was. He, of his own accord, messaged both accounts. Should I have made it known who I was? Nah I knew what I was doing, I wanted to find shit out.
Dishonest/lying? Yip, tit for tat.
>>5337568
Oh my God, we're still on this shit.
>>5337559
>cisgaygen
but i am cis, bro.
why do you have to be so hurtful and mean?
why does this turn you on so much?
>>5337562
no, we're just good friends.
>>5337567
>dating sites
ummm well when i feel brave i load up the ol' grindr and then i talk with usually one cool person and then they ask if i want to come over and i tell them im being mugged and im probably going to die so i can't come over and then i delete the app off my phone and cry.
sometimes okc works too.
anxiety is an issue...
>>5337570
Nah, I'm off to bed.
Thanks for putting up with it, not that you had much choice but I do appreciate it.
>>5337568
Just be my bf, I would never cheat on you or lie about anything.
>>5337574
Hey booger, how's ya butt?
>tfw gay general will never be masc4masc again
>tfw the old guard like wiz, senpai, rugby have all gone
>tfw i fucking hate you all for doing this to the only place i had left
>>5337587
blame trannys, as they took over the femgen and forced the femmes into gg.
>tfw you don't like anal a lot and rarely do it
>find bf with small dick and it barely feels like anything when he fucks you, so you let him do it often
>tfw have to fake moan
>>5337590
>tfw have to fake moan
kek
>>5337590
wow boogers like...right here
>>5337587
senpai was literally posting last night and I don't think I ever saw rugby being masc4masc.
So stop whining. That's not masc at all
>tfw no socially anxious, average-looking, virgin bf
>>5337599
i want to fucking kill myself. because of these damn fems.........
they have pushed me that far with there petty drama and miscelaneous feminized male behaviour.
>>5337612
get rustled f-faggot
>>5337612
Just chill bro
>>5337612
girl.....
>>5337589
more like femgen transformed into trangen familia
>>5337612
Gurl, you need to take a chill pill, mmh
>>5337619
FUCKING BITCH
>>5337621
no its fucking simple gay means men like men, not fucking wannabe half-freak females. every fem in this thread should be banned for shitposting and then after that they should immediately fucking kill themselves
>>5337623
>>5337628
FUCK OFF O RELSE TRANNIES
or you i will notify the moderation team of your presence in this thread for gay M E N.
who /prison rape fantasies/ here?
is it true they separate the homos?
do they divide the homos by mascs and fems?
>tfw I am so horny right now
>>5337637
Yes, all the fems stay in their own place, while the masc ones have all the fun.
>>5337632
it's okay big boy, i am a boy too
>>5337632
I know what you mean. But wether we like it or not not all men are masculine, not even all straight men. Being into feminine men doesn't make you any less gay.
Personally, I'm into men that are masc in looks and in life but huge fags in bed. Love it when they like having their hole called 'pussy'.
>>5337642
more like every fem is distributed around until he becomes the walking encyclopedia of STIs
>>5337642
>tfw be in a ward filled with fems having sex with fems
>tfw never get raped by a masc inmate
>tfw never be his bitch ;~;
>>5337650
why even live? :0
>>5337653
are there bfs after death, anon?
>>5337650
>fem4fem
gross
lately i've been obsessed with the idea of being a transman. i'm a cis guy and i have a bf, but i find myself fantasizing a lot of the time about being a transman, how my transition would have been, how i would have met my bf and he would be cool with me having a vagina. any idea what may have caused me to have these thoughts?
>>5337657
ikr?
>tfw fem4masc is hardest most impossible life
>>5337656
idk, sometimes I don't want to live because I can't be someone's bitch
>>5337659
mirror neurons
>>5337632
You know it's mostly 4chan where you find these fem lovers right? It's because weirdos/uglies can't get better so they trick themselves into believing they actually like it. There's also a difference between a pretty guy (think of boy bands like 1D and male models) and fem twinky faggots. The fem faggots are the ones you usually see here. /lgbt/ is their refuge. Let them have it. No point in being angry about it.
tfw ate 6 slices of pepperoni pizza
im so fat
>>5337644
I just did.
Looking at my large penis, was quite erotic desu.
I was always jerking in my pants the last few times, so I didnt saw my fully erect penis in a while.
>>5337683
i barely have a penis and i already think it's rather degrading. i can't imagine how being a man with a vagina would make me feel. good on you though m8. i think you've got the right attitude for it if you ever want to go mtftm.
>>5337683
he probably meant it would be degrading because of ftm's lack of cock
castration fetishists probably get off to it
>>5337678
>pepperoni pizza
>+1000 food
I guess I'll be playing AOE today
>>5337690
>large penis
where is the evidence, familia?
>>5337692
get a penis expansion pump, mate
>>5337690
>large penis
C-can I have a l-look?
>tfw you will never see the expression on boogers face as you stamp on her testicles
>>5337697
im going to take a shower and jerk it a few more time and take pictures.
When I come back, tell me how to best post it here.
robot bf when
>>5337702
will it deform my goods or does that shit work with no side effects?
>>5337683
I think mirror neurons are really an interesting field that is getting more and more recognition. Having worked with kids it always struck me how easy it is to work with children that can't speak, you just instinctively know what they want most of the time.
I also think memes fall under this category, having spent much of my time on a small chan-like site, it was always interesting to note how you could sometimes drop a subject or a theme, and slowly it would be part of peoples trolling, discussion.
I've always liked the thought that ideas aren't ours, but we are more recipients of them and we can either express them or have others express them instead, they don't belong to anyone.
>wake up
>still biscum
>>5337712
it works mate i went from 2" to 8"
>>5337709
imgur or unsee tbhon
