salad edition
>>5334698
...t-that's not going into the salad
>feels good
man i love /fit/
I didn't order my salad with sausage
>>5334710
you're going to have the main course first
you thought you get to eat salad before eating the meat? too bad
why does no one want me?
>>5334698
>all you can eat salad buffet
Good stuff.
>>5334745
because you're probably european
I want to caress your bodyhair
>>5334712
>tfw i'm the one that posted brehs...
>>5334759
Thread link?
>>5334698
I'd say something about vegetarianism but I just ate four hot dogs and shit they were so good
>>5334765
It was some days ago i think, probably still in the archive.
>>5334745
>samsung
because you're poor
I need gaygen anons and trips to post their butt & cock pics... get to it!
>>5334698
I'd toss his salad
>>5334789
those are the only two things I've never posted on here
>>5334789
what's my incentive
>>5334783
>not having android
you're probably a sociology or a gender studies student, right?
>>5334789
>>5334745
I want you so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX6dHWyqwNo
>>5334789
I would bc I'm a shameless attention whore but my body is gross so I'd rather not.
>>5334789
You asked for it.
>>5334814
>100% fat
>>5334747
FATPOSTING SCUM.
>>5334759
>>5334712
Too gay.
>>5334789
>butt & cock
I never got any of those.
>>5334800
Put that away, dick rickets.
>>5334821
1% milk
>>5334824
>dick rickets
o lawd
>>5334814
Why are flower and plant (botanical) tattoos the only tattoos anyone should ever get?
>>5334840
I have a tattoo and it's neither
>>5334844
you should get it removed, any other kind of tattoo is stupid and ugly
>>5334844
Hylian crest best tattoo
>>5334655
You the programming anon from yesterday breh?
>>5334840
>flower tattoos
womyn aren't allowed in gaygen, desu.
>>5334840
idk if i'll ever get a tattoo
but my ideas were mostly flowers and bugs
>>5334840
this
>>5334852
Men tattoos look like this.
>>5334789
would you take it all the way if you were in love with me?
http://i.imgur.com/JrLMJ2y.gif
>>5334824
>dick rickets
It's Richard Rickets to you. Only my friends call be dick.
Nice pic btw.
>>5334862
jesus christ no get that thing away from me
>>5334824
Oh hey gurl. How are you today?
>>5334865
...Rickety Cricket?
>>5334862
>"sure, anon"
>get pants off
>watch the dick slowly engorge
>"no lets try this position, anon"
>anon passes out
>I take your wallet and leave
>>5334861
You have plen taste and you should probably commit sudoku immediately.
>>5334862
That shit is terrifying and would never want it near my butthole.
>>5334861
>tribal tattoo
Great way to show your pride in your pacific islander heritage.
>>5334834
You should see it. Fucking gross, he clearly needs some vitamin D, if you understand what I'm getting at.
;^]
Do you understand?
Yeah?
>>5334862
I want to take it for a walk.
>>5334865
ty, worked v hard on it.
>>5334872
I feel like I'm drowning, but somehow at peace w/ myself.
hbu, gurl?
>>5334877
What is this? Necromancy?
Who summoned you?
>>5334849
Yep.
It took me like 20 minutes to work through a recursive Fibonacci Sequence generating function they gave me because I kept doing calculations wrong. On top of that, I gave the wrong time complexity for it.
Just fuck my shit up f a m
>be in Alaska
>only gay guy in my area is the biggest faggot ever with a 80s flat top like vanilla ice
>>5334862
why is it so red wtf
>>5334899
I've seen it, don't worry. That waterslide pic though omg.
>>5334907
let him poz your ass
>>5334909
too much blood needed to be functional.
>>5334872
>>5334862
My asshole just clenched so hard it caused a singularity someone please send help
>>5334899
Cut that shit out and get back to wanking over my ass.
>>5334907
Sleep with him and, once you're sure he's asleep, grab the clippers.
>>5334883
>"sure, anon"
>get pants off
>watch the dick slowly engorge
>it grows larger and larger until its dickhole swallows your body whole
ftfy
>>5334927
>that's my fetish
>>5334927
>best kind of vore
>>5334907
>flat top
>with that huge forehead
>>5334934
I miss when SP had a qt tummy
>>5334925
But you're dead. :[
I held you while you were dying, remember?
"WA" I said. "WA, don't leave me, hang in there!"
"No, Anon." You let out with a croak. "Things are better like this...Please, carry on without me...spread your wings and fly....Ramsay calls me..."
I fumble for the telegram machine and try to seek help, but it is too late. WA is died. Rest xer soul in piece.
>>5334934
>A scary feel
It's not so bad.
white pride world wide OK?
Fitness guy here
I've destroyed my body eating fast food.
Im tired of eating McDonald's everyday for two years since I started bulking.
What are some healthy meals to make?
>>5334986
white people smell like wet dog
>>5334994
>I've destroyed my body eating fast food.
That would pretty much mean you're not a
>fitness guy
>>>/fit/
>>>/trash/
>>5334994
You've been dirty bulking for 2 years? How aore yo not landwhale mode?
>>5335001
Honestly im just going to buy a bunch of burger meat and buy that in bulk and just make cheeseburger everyday lunch breakfast dinner.
Its still much much healthier.
>>5335004
spics smell like chimichurri
>>5335016
>chimichurri
argie?
>>5334980
didn't he get fit though?
>bowser shirt
so homo
>>5334980
how much weight did he gain since having a bf?
why do those with boyfriends always get fat and unhealthy? Jupp should only give him the dick if he workouts that day for an hour, if not he should punish him.
>>5334980
>>5334861
>get tribal tattoo
>don't belong to any tribe
>>5335035
>tfw sp was a buttslut once
>>5335024
>Because I just eat like one meal a day and its fifteen dollars of fast food.
>I throw up all the time and acid reflux but I still stay under 2000 calories bit I want to cut healthy but I hate food.
Find something that you like that's healthy. Eat that in moderation.
>>5335039
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss
>>5335004
if you don't like it then stay away
we don't need niggers like you here
>>5335051
>>5335064
tfw have long legs and short torso
>>5335064
>>5335036
b-boludo...
>>5335086
I didn't even reply to your niggerspeak
learn to read nigger
>>5335086
eh...this is so much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmaMNvnd91w
>>5335071
>tfw jupp will never get the anons away from his husband
>am huge college football player
>coworker is qt tiny nerd with glasses
>tfw he's straight
>>5335096
>>5335039
>>5334980
>tfw we will never see sp's now bigger tummy
>>5335096
have a dick pic, i still believe SP's a woman who takes to much testosterone..
>>5335103
ok girl what ever you say
>>5335086
This song is so terrible it's mildly entertaining. Like "Smell Yo Dick" so bad it's good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
>>5335096
yeah looks like hes hiding his pussy under that wrist..
>>5335120
What I say nigga!
>>5335071
>>5335139
stop it
that's literally my fetish
I mean not sp but a guy with that body and a mancunt
hhnnnggg
>>5335140
>Jupp
Eww.
>>5335140
you don't own his body
>>5335146
Same t b h
I'm ashamed to admit I've fapped to photoshopped pics of such.
>>5335098
:^)
>>5335127
you don't "get it" do you, fag? I'm done wasting my time with you, I'm off to catch some sleep
night-night don't let the bedbugs bite ^_^
>>5335096
can you just post a small peek of his penis or ballsac for proof that he's male?
>>5335154
iktf
http://men-with-vags.tumblr.com/post/51063505709
>tfw no ftm bf
do you know any good sites? I knew of a better tumblr -that one's pretty crappy- but I can't remmeber its name.
>>5335140
It's okay jupp, we know you're the bottom in the relationship thanks to your old dick pics
>>5335167
>>5335205
>http://imgur.com/B9OcFjo
He has phimosis and it curves left. That poor canadian penis.
>>5335195
I'm not bi
I-I just like reverse traps
I-I just have a vagina fetish!!!
>>5335205
>http://imgur.com/B9OcFjo
>>5335210
>http://imgur.com/C8OjUzz
would fuck, it's so funny... his butt and peen looks so twinky.
>>5335217
You have no idea how fast I came out of lurking to see this..
>>5335205
mmm tastes great. you basic fags won't ever know jackshit.
>>5335210
huh
I think I had seen that before, but I remembered his ass to be hairier.
>>5335229
>tfw jupp will never take sp's virginity or his first kiss
>>5335229
it does look good 2bh
good catch
congrats.
HERE'S THE whole folder of SP images:
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1418/29/1418295628405.jpg
I will say that SP is one of the hottest trips (which isn't too hard considering the competition) and I crushed on him from afar in the old days
Living alone is overrated
>>5335238
why would I care. I have his love and the rest of my life with him. I win.
>>5335244
same here
>>5335243
in that 2nd pic, is he sitting on a dildo???
>>5335253
Not until I build my time machine and ensure you never exist and he stays a buttslut
forever
>>5335244
>which isn't too hard considering the competition
>>5335253
>the rest of my life.....
people die everyday..no one's promised tomorrow
not saying he's going to die anytime soon, but you need to live like each day is your last....quit college...quit working...go runaway together and explore the world before one of you die and end up alone without anyone but the memories
>>5335248
Getting to walk around naked all the time is pretty great. Especially in summer.
>>5335267
>fear mongering a Stoic
Nigga you serious? You can't enrage or scare someone who practices stoicism.
>tfw ugly and don't know what to do about it
I'm scared of surgeries of any kind, so that option is out.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OlIhTSs.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>5335279
It's kinda cool but meh. Summer sucks no matter what.
>>5335280
>>5335265
SP. Jupp. Whassssap
>>5335299
post face and show how ugly you are
I mean you can't look that bad compared to others on here...
>>5335299
just accept it and improve yourself in other ways.
aka, get a job, learn to cook and try to be funny.
>>5335307
Jupp always has diarrhea. :|
>>5335323
oh thats dreadful
>>5335323
Poor colon health = early gay death.
>>5335323
>fake tripping
unholy.
>>5335311
Ahoy there. Just playing some pokemon and watching some shows. You?
>>5335323
Anon.
Should I have a threesome with a couple I met on scruff?
can we talk about canadian sp vs american sp?
If there has ever been a case for no GMO's he would be it.
>>5335349
Are they hot?
>>5335359
Kinda
>>5335205
>tfw samurbi will never ride that
>because jupp won't let him
>>5335346
I'm juggling watching thursday night football, playing Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon or whatever it's called, and occasionally glancing at WWE Smackdown.
Nobody watches Smackdown.
>>5335366
>tfw samurbi is straight
I hate you gays
You told me that guys were uncomplicated
that they weren't like women
that they didn't play stupid mindgames
that they were easier to get along with
YOU LIED TO ME YOU GAYS
>tfw no bf despite really trying
>>5335346
>Just playing some pokemon and watching some shows.
Hahahaha nerds.
>tfw no nerdy bf
>>5335400
stop trying to get a bf online or on hook-up apps
>>5335387
poor sp
jupp take care of your grieving husband
>>5335409
o-ok
>>5335416
Good point.
>tfw no nerdy fwb
>>5335406
I stopped doing that a long ago.
I tried to be a normal person and meet guys through my friends.
Of course, first I needed friends. I made some, it took me almost a whole year.
They introduce me to guys, I've even been on dates. But they still love to overcomplicate things.
Like there's this guy that I like. I know he likes me too because he always asks about me to our common friend.
But when I talk to him I can tell he's trying to act cool or some shit like that and act like he doesn't care.
Then my friends comes and tells me about how he asked for me again and that he's interested and such.
I mean I don't even understand people anymore.
>>5335427
Ask him out. Right now. Just text him or whatever.
>>5335371
>Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon
Who did you roll as? Cyndiquil and Oshawott for me. It's pretty fun so far.
>>5335387
I don't want to believe that.
>>5335443
The personality test gave me Mudkip and Pikachu, but I chose Torchic and Squirtle instead. I don't really know the newer pokemon, but Blaziken and Blastoise are some of my favorites.
>>5335441
I've done that. I'm still waiting for his confirmation. We'll probably do something during the weekend and then it'll be this shit all over again. It just keeps happening.
Sigh. Sorry I'm being so bitchy. I'm just a bit angry right now.
>>5335453
I wanted to have squirtle, but you're not allowed two of the same type which was lame. Blastoise is a favorite of mine too.
![Dr45a[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/BP169Ot.gif "Dr45a[1].gif")
>>5335453
Here's a Cesaro gif by the way.
>>5335467
he's straight mate, let him go, let him go
>>5335466
get him pregnant
![ldg7v8l[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/mmxKuPT.gif "ldg7v8l[1].gif")
>>5335467
I notice that it's really hard. One of the first missions was fighting a level 50 Salamence.
More Cesaro because Cesaro is fucking awesome
>>5335400
The worst is the gays that lie to you about not being into drama and then are the biggest drama queens in the world.
Holy fuck I've been played and am getting played some badly.
>>5335508
>biggest drama queens in the world.
stop chasing twinks.
>>5335468
that was cool
it almost had me interested in wwe for a sec
>>5335416
missed this, why is it b8?
>>5335514
>twinks
Yeah, right on the money there.
But it's not just the twinky boy, it's fucking everyone in this shitty town.
>you will never imbeargnate your bf
;___;
>>5335427
Just grab his dick the next time you see him, if he doesn't punch you in the face, you've done good.
Which dating sites do shy and gay people use?
The personality type of booger, who would probably be pretty clingy when you're his bf.
>>5335536
Tinder
>>5335530
It doesn't hurt to try and try and try and try. Hehe.
>>5335536
okcupid
>>5335542
that doesnt sound right to me ...
there are gays on tinder???
>>5335547
Agreed. Another method to catch clingy faggots is to seduce furries.
>>5335551
There are lots of gays on tinder
bc it's like grindr but it lets you pretend you have dignity
>>5335551
Yes.
But okcupid is mostly filled with the type of guy you're looking for.
>>5335517
I recommend it. It's really fun. But not right now.
The main events are shit with Roman "Nobody Likes Me" Reigns vs. The WWE World Heavyweight Champion "Nobody Likes Me" Sheamus
You hear the jokes about CENA WINS LOL, but Roman is even worse. At least Cena is passable on the mic, pretty entertaining, and has more than two moves.
I shit you not, one of Roman's moves before his finisher Spear (seriously) is cocking his fist like a shotgun and slamming it on the ground to power up.
His other move is a superman punch.
Which is a punch. Woo.
I really dislike Roman Reigns and wish he was nowhere near the championship. Wish everyone wasn't injured.
And the Usos should leave forever because they are even worse.
>>5335542
Senpai you cunt how are you
>>5335557
Will there be a cute one who thinks he is ugly, but actually really cute?
Is he shy, but not full autist?
Is he clingy? :3
>>5335564
Good
Exam time comin'
You know how it do
Guys...
>>>/mu/60790935
Troye Sivan's new album is so good.
>>5335574
>tfw no exams
Feels good to be working.
>>5335564
i literally jacked off to sheamus once
and by once i mean twice. and by twice i mean three times.
i hate myself
>>5335573
>I mean I guess I could put up with this shit easilier if we were fucking already.
Idk, about that, but at least you'd get your rocks off in exchange for putting up with drama.
Or start fucking "straight" dudes. lol
>>5335543
>>5335467
>>5335443
I leave to play vidya for a couple of hours and you start posting these fat fucks everywhere.
Sick of it.
Hope you and that gay ass bf of yours get UTIs and your dicks fall off and you lose all your gains and are forced to become women. 2bh.
>>5335036
PALERMO
A
L
E
R
M
O
>>5335595
>Or start fucking "straight" dudes. lol
I always hear that straight acting dudes end up being the biggest queens.
I have never been with a "straight" one so idk
also
>easilier
shit, I can't even type properly rn.
>tfw find it extremely difficult to find anyone to hook up with
I just want to suck dick and rough up boipussy
>>5335576
Sivan is the youtube fangirl equivalent of Asbjorn.
Asbjorn's kinda better.
>>5335587
>jacking off to sheamus
shameful desu.
>>5335602
Gurl come on now.
What vidya were you playin?
>>5335603
>mi cara cuando (mcc?) no novio de palermo para ser cheto con él
>>5335587
Disgusting
>>5335617
Anyone can get laid if they lower their standards enough. Food for thought.
>>5335624
Eso se puede arreglar, anon
De donde?
>>5335583
>tfw working and exams
feels
What do you do
Weebabobo games.
You wouldn't understand the beauty.
Now get that literally obese blob out of my face, gurl. Don't need it rn, not today, no way.
>>5335650
cersei deserved everything she got
night
>>5335648
R&D. Actually working with a bunch of huge companies. I can't actually say which, but one of them rhymes with Misny.
>>5335637
Nah, vivo como a dos horas de capital.
Es una paja viajar tanto para ver a un flaco o a tu novio, ya me pasó.
Cuando tenga auto o me mude allá, quizás.
>>5335649
Never played it, but I've always wanted to. From what I've gathered from /v/ it's underrated.
>>5335576
Without losing a piece of me
How do I get to heaven?
Without changing a part of me
How do I get to heaven?
All my time is wasted
Feeling like my heart's mistaken, oh
So if I'm losing a piece of me
Maybe I don't want heaven...
>>5335679
Lastima.
Carajo, es como la tercera vez que pasa. Toda la gente que me da bola está en el conurbano.
>>5335688
The gun customization and outfit collecting is pretty fun, if you like that sort of thing.
Lots of autistic grinding and stuff, plus all the characters and their interactions are qt.
Definitely a hidden gem.
>>5335713
>outfit collecting
jeez even I'm not this gay...
>>5335723
I'm simultaneously the gayest and most masculine person here, diva. Among other things.
Werk, and stuff.
I'll squeeze your booty real hard like I'm kneading dough
Pizza boy, I'm speeding for ya
>>5335721
I need a couple of years of squats before having enough confidence for showing my bp to the world.
what can you tell me about this man
>>5334906
>recursive Fibonacci Sequence
nope
N O P E
O
P
E
I'm sorry man that sucks. I wanna give you my kik or something cause you seem like a cool dude. I was the other software guy from yesterday. I seem to be popping in at the wrong time though.
>>5335787
>Squats has given me big quads, but I still have a pancacke ass
well... that explains a lot.
>>5335827
we can judge c:
>>5335794
>literally everyone has kik
>don't have kik
oh...
>>5335848
well, being an anonumous butt in someone's hard drive isn't that big of a deal, I think.
But basically, as long as your ass is not flat you'll be good.
>>5335859
Steam?
>about to hook up with someone
>show them my pic
>instantly blocked
life is misery, time to end it all
>>5335848
>like pics i can compare to or something
>>5335899
It can't be that bad. Show us.
>>5335913
That is disgusting lol
>>5335895
You're all a bunch of sissy girls compared to me.
>>5335912
I'm gonna put some bracers around that crooked cock of yours, mate. It'll be like the Forrest Gump of dicks, yeah?
>>5335896
Yeh I have that, it's cerobluenote
>>5335932
pls, it's better than all the twink asses being posted on the regular on gaygen.
>>5335899
Post pic anon. That said,
>tfw a hot ass daddy calls you very cute and likes vidya
Too bad I'm taken, lel.
>>5335956
It's a very female ass tho
>>5335956
>Not liking juicy twink butts
Get a load of this faggot.
>>5335962
Wow... that wasn't even an underhanded brag. Do you make every conversation about you? I mean, I hate the whining too, but you're just being an asshole.
>>5335975
>all this salt
Okay.
>trigger warnings before a lp on youtube
what a time to live in...
>>5335986
Like seizure triggers or tumblr triggers?
>>5336002
Tumblr warning about pocrescophobia, which I didn't know was a thing until now.
>>5335986
>thing i can totally ignore which has no bearing on my life
what a time to live in...
>>5335984
It's just a weird, self-important way of bringing that up. You coulda done another post but you were like "nah this depressing faggot needs to hear how awesome my life is"
Does bullying people ever lead to suicide?
