What does /gaygen/ want for Christmas?
tinychat: /gaygen/
prev: >>5316740
I don't celebrate christmas.
fucking stupid ass tranny mods can't even recognize that it was fabric and not an actual asshole
>>5319573
[DISGUST]
Mod hates fags. =/
Bussy
Snuggles
>>5319573
I just want all the boys and girls of the world to be happy.
And maybe a ride on Santa's sleigh wouldn't hurt either. LOL.
>>5319594
well, at least you can't say "there are no mods for /lgbt/"
I hope you're happy, mods. This is way we have to look at for the next 3-6 hours now.
How do we go about reporting these fucking tranny jannies?
>>5319577
he was my best friend in high school.
i remember him coming out to me. i was like the first person who wasn't family that he told and my reaction was soooo homophobic because i was in denial.
now here i am... being a huge faggot.
i cried for days and apologized to him over and over but things weren't quite the same after that.
Honestly he's probably the most amazing person I know. ;~;
>>5319576
yeah my complexion is pretty great right now. It sucks. i need to become more hardened and maybe bearded.
>>5319614
That's so cute.
Also, no beards. None of it. Nein.
>>5319611
>>5319590
awwww anons... cum give me sum daddy beard snugglz :D>
>>5319621
When the question is beards the answer is always yes you dumb slut
>>5319630
this tbqh m8
>>5319630
No.
Beards on young gay guys is some tryhard bullshit. Which is ironic because all straight guys have to do to go that direction is be lazy and clueless.
I speak for the trees.
>>5319614
>Bearded Boog
>Boog calling out based tranny janny overlords
LMAO.
>>5319626
Stop that.
>>5319638
No it's great
shut your dickholster
>>5319630
Senpai knows the answer
>>5319648
Maybe when you stop being wrong about everything. Or maybe when I grow a beard and no longer have dicks flying in my face.
>>5319712
I have never seen a good looking man with a beard and the ones that have one here are tryhards.
>tfw never star as Gaspare di Jenno in the eventual remake of Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
>tfw never be the Duke's favorite
>tfw never submit to all the Duke's punishments
>tfw never escape with my life in the end
>>5319720
Tranny pls go goes for you too
OK, can some who is /fa/ tell me what a "shane" haircut is? >>5319595
Gaygen, do I either:
1) Shitpost and browse /v/ until I fall asleep
2) Play Fallout 4
Doing class work is not an option, fuck you.
>>5319736
I looked it up and apparently it refers to Shane from the L Word.
>>5319735
it's pretty good tbqh. i love it because i don't think big budget faux smut has ever been done better...
tbqh though i'm not that far along in the criterion collection yet. there might be better out there. ;~;
>>5319744
3) put things in your butt
>>5319756
Bf isn't here so no. That'll have to wait.
>>5319758
>not training your bussy so it's always ready for him
What kind of boyfriend are you
>>5319754
ah ok. 1970s Keith Richards hair.
>>5319770
A straight one. Nigga unless you want to buy me some dildos, I ain't do shit. That said, my bussy tight af and he likes that way. Sorry y'all be prolapsing.
Fallout 4 it is.
I am really lonely and paranoid.
I just want to be left alone.
>>5319755
I've heard it gets pretty into it, too.
>>5319781
anon-san do you need a hug?
>>5319776
>straight
ew
>tight af
double ew
>>5319793
well yeah it's faux smut.
have you ever seen The Counselor?
I think smut is almost unbearable when it's implied and not shown.
Seeing it, at least for me is pretty whatever.
But I have fantasies about being sold into sex trafficking and i'm romanticizing the whole thing way too much.
>>5319776
>A straight one
huh?
>>5319798
yeah...
im just reflecting and learning what I did wrong.
picking up different things reverting to my older ways but wiser since I feel like I lost some of my wisdom.
reading a bunch of books about ghosts.
its just aazing how far you can spiral down and how one or two mistakes can leave you fucked up.
now its time to reflect and learn how to not make those mistakes.
>>5319820
ayy
>>5319800
You didn't deny that you're not prolapsing. Pic related.
>>5319811
>well yeah it's faux smut.
Doesn't it have like shit-eating and stuff, though?
Not seen The Counselor.
Tell me about it.
I think I've only seen the one about that Czech prostitute. Not sure about the budget, though.
>>5319638
I just like facial hair and dislike shaving. How is that try hard? Also I'm ugly as sin so the more of my mug covered up the better.
>>5319828
Top master race lad
Tight af bp is overrated
i want nuggies but all the local fast food places are closed by now
hold me, /gg/ ;_;
>>5319840
How horrible
Nuggies are gross tho so perhaps it's for the best
>>5319832
the original story was scribbled onto a couple sheets of toilet paper in a jail cell iirc. this guy just wanted to write the grossest story he could.
so yeah... it's gross in some scenes. you should still watch it.
The Counselor is about a lawyer who decides to do a job for the Mexican cartel and it goes bad.
If you like Cormac McCarthy, you'll like The Counselor.
>>5319840
>tfw no nuggies
>>5319853
Babby weiner detected desu :^)
>>5319850
No, no. I was just mentioning that 'cuz you were talking about withholding or subtlety or something.
Oh wait. Is The Counselor the movie where the guy gets that thing around his neck and it chops his fingers and head off via pressure? Is it faux-smut as well? Only Cormac McCarthy flick I've seen was... well, you might be able to guess.
I'm not sure about The Counselor if it's the one I'm thinking. My main memory of it is this time that year when this guy came to my work and said I reminded him of Brad Pitt in that movie, and he proceeded to describe the scene while looking at me.
>>5319874
Silly, Kouhai. You were meant to quote the post above that one :^]
>>5319877
Yeah that's the Counselor. No it's not a smut film. But it talks about smut a lot and like the importance of smut and it implies heavily that one of the characters stars in a smut film towards the end.
It shook me up pretty good because throughout the movie they hype up these smut films. Hype up how awful they are. And then you see this headless body get dumbed into garbage dump...
spoooooky.
And lol you have a southern accent yeah?
Brad Pitt was ok in that movie.
>>5319874
>I'm so prolapsed I need 9 inch cocks to satisfy me!
This argument is literally moot since I'm slim bottom with a 6 in dick. What's the point of me being hung when I won't use it?
Check-fucking-mated.
>>5319882
Epic bantz desu
>>5319887
ty ty
Been practicing.
>>5319886
Ok so you've never felt the glory that is slightly sloppy boypussy then
Your poor bf
>>5319890
>used goods
Gross.
Still checkmated bruh. You lost.
>>5319884
>And lol you have a southern accent yeah?
I can if you want me to.
>>5319893
Your butthole is used goods unless you're a virgin and virgin bottoms are no good so I mean
my dick is 5.65 inches.
can i round that up and say "its about 6 inches"?
So I have been trying to prank call Coast to Coast lately because I want to namedrop all of you.
You people are scary as fuck and you're all ghosts and demons out to get me.
All humans try to hurt me.
>>5319922
this isn't hand grenades, son. you got a 5.5 and that's ok. you're average. deal with it. it could be worse.
>>5319840
WTF is a "nuggie"?
>>5319922
That's pretty much exactly average, so no sweat
>>5319925
Man, is George Noory still hosting?
Give him a shoutout. I am legitimately a demon from hell and I have Art Bell's descended soul in my underwear drawer. PS, Satan made me gay 666
>>5319927
yeah, i mean could you imagine being under 5 inches, shit...
>>5319922
You're a bitch kill yourself
>>5319936
chicken nuggets, of course! i truly pity those who do not know of the humble nugg
>>5319922
Just short enough for me to tease, without looking completely pathetic tbqh. ;]
Send yourself this way, qt.
>tfw santa will never give you life fulfilment and happiness for Christmas
That's why, traditionally, i wake up at midday and start drinking on christmas day
>>5319948
so whats the most diplomatic way to say it?
"its a bit above average", maybe?
>tfw freidns start joking about putting random objects up my anus
>boner.jpg
fuck i hate being gay sometimes
>>5319964
>5.65"
>a bit above average
bruh...
>>5319941
Kill yourself
>>5319969
The average for a caucasian in the UK is 5.1 inches apparently. all the old studies saying it was about 5.5 or so were based on selfreported data and are wrong.
and yes, i am insecure enough to have looked that up
>>5319941
>>5319968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeuSwoXxRbs
>>5319976
i thought you were straight + trans or something
>>5319972
Yeah just say you're average
Literally no one will believe you when you try to tell them that
And they'll all think you're kidding yourself when you say you're above average
>>5319946
>>5319936
>>5319972
Tfw no tiny babydick bf to reaffirm my wounded masculinity
What's the point in having a 7.5 inch dick if i cant mock everyone else's
>>5319986
that would make him/her/xir a transbian
>>5319972
>tfw just over 6"
>>5319986
do you believe everything you hear?
>>5319990
>>5319993
o-ok
thats fine
>>5319998
pls recreate picture
for important research purposes
>tfw almost on air on coast to coast
>going to namedrop
>hopefully i dont drop my spagettti like i did on /sp/
>literally called 90 times
your trips are going to be namedropped on coast to coast.
>>5320007
dafuq is coast to coast
>>5320004
come over here and i'll recreate it just for you bb.
>>5319996
>always thought i was 6.2, was happy + confident
>remeasured yesterday, actually 5.7 inches
>now insecure + unhappy
ignorance is bliss
A guy I was with tried to fist me, I stopped him once he had 5 fingers in.
Is my tightness ruined now?
>>5320018
You probably just weren't hard enough at the time desu. Mine changes like an inch from "omg diamonds" to "casual daily fap"
>>5320019
nah, asses are resilient. it will tighten up, just give it a break for a week or so.
>>5320019
yeah
better go buy some diapers now before your next bowel movement
>>5320021
not sure what it is. but I think they look cool.
>>5320018
I'll let you in on a secret:
Penis size is overrated.
5.7 inches is pretty good anon, the only people who will say no are size queens, and they are so loose you can stick both your hands in and clap.
I've had great sex with someone your size, and terrible sex with 7.8 inch fag
>>5320030
oh im not interested in topping
its just for aesthetic purposes, you know
>>5320015
Welp, seems i have no other choice...
>>5319999
Hey baby i like your quads, what do you say we go to my place, i'll make dinner, get some nice wine, music, maybe laugh at your penis
>>5320039
>>5319998
>face says girl
>tits say girl
>torso says boy
>tfw in my heart I know that I am a trans sub
>know that I am one of the best subs ever because thats what I really am
>hide it with masculinity even though I am on the inside extremely sub
>tfw masochist and have the mind of a 14 year old girl stuck in a mans body.
>pretended to be a dom for so long I am now an ugly dom instead of a cutey sub trans girl that I know that I am
I just want to be a subby bitch but I choose to be a man since its a dying art and more respectable.
>>5320048
That's... Not really a gaygen problem is it.
>>mtfg
>>5320048
maki pls
>>/mtfg/
>>5320048
fuck off to mtfg then you tranny piece of shit
>>5320007
Hey mofo have you gotten through yet?
I've got beef with this prick for exposing the shadow people. They are hellslaves, sent to Earth to corrupt humanity.
In love with my flatmate
>>5320048
loool what
p sure 14 yr old girls only think about how much they want to kill everyone they know and/or horses
>>5320048
maki you were never a qt twink
you couldnt ever be a qt twink or a girl
drop this shit
>>5320058
>only person that gets mad
Y-You don't have to prove anything
>>5320072
I know... I just get irritated by all the tranny talk. why do we have to see it in our containment general all the time?
>>5320058
booger pls no bully
it's unbecoming, dear.
>>5320061
Wtf is with the nosebleed thing it's so fucking autistic
>>5320072
Shut up, Niq. You're a tranny too.
Trannies, the lot of you!
>>5320048
what
>>5320074
Tell me about it lol
Happens a lot on the TC too.
>>5320076
when i go for a 3rm on deadlifts sometimes i pop a nosebleed after the first two pulls. maybe thats what happening?
it would explain the sweat also.
>>5320076
Japanese have really high blood pressure so any spike from getting all randy causes their noses to burst open
>>5320061
I'm getting an apartment with 5 new roommates next year.
>tfw possibility of living with 5 qt bois
>>5320075
i'm sorry troob. ;~; you're right. my bad.
>>5320077
Y-You too senpai ~
God damnit. I need updates on Coast to Coast. I tried to tune in, but got some other fucking stations. Just now listening online. Did I miss it?
>>5320091
It's over so I coudlnt do it...ill try tommorow.
>>5320077
>>5320099
Ah, you fucking bastard. Ok, you'd better.
>>5320088
theyre gonna be like 4 of the ugliest people you've ever seen and then a cute guy who smells like he just bathed in a mixture of cat piss and vomit
>>5320104
+ 1 can confirm
>>5320101
I love you.
>>5320061
Story behind pic?
Also iktf bro
>>5320104
They'll probably be filthy chinks, but I see qt guys living on campus all the time. I might get lucky. Don't be so pessimistic, beautiful.
>>5320104
In a flat with 6 other guys and only 2 of them are hot
>>5320114
forgot trip. man this is hard
Ugh, I pulled an all nighter last night, it is now 1:19 AM, and I can't pull myself away from the computer. I need help.
>>5320113
Dunno what the pic is about
Just saved loads
>>5320132
>how awful
1 of them is straight and the other hates me
>>5320101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSs2C4WMcaU
>>5320063
>>5320055
>>5320080
>>5320051
>>5320062
>>5320063
But that's all that I think about is killing others and myself. I am emotional I am a girl on the inside and always have been.
I literally used to get free meals from places because of how pathetic I looked and when I was fifteen older men always sexually harassed me because of how cute and helpless I looked. It was a horrible feeling but I miss it. I had people cheat on their spouses just because of how good of a femfag I was. I just want to be a wimpy sub again but I can't.
>>5320058
I like getting bullied I am such a useless piece of shit. Will you cum on my face and punch me?
Sometimes I wish a cock was in me than someone punchs my neck so my anus gets tighter.
do you
a live within the uk
b smoke weed + chill
c qt
h m u <33
>>5320132
Sad man, pls. I'll give you a fierce irl makeover one day. You'll look just like the pictures.
Chin up, yeah?
>>5320140
we should meet up and ill let you ban someone on tinychat itll be fun
>>5320139
>>5320139
hold me back gaygen. i'm gonna bully him. hold me back m8s.
>>5320140
No
DUDE WEED LMAO Xd
Yes
No
>>5320140
a and c
ive never done drugs except alcohol before
>>5320145
booger no he's just a boy
girl?
ah shit
>>5320139
>mfw this is just an ugly guy
>mfw always been an ugly guy
>mfw he just has a fetish and wishes he was a qt femboy turning straight guys
>mfw this guy's posts are straight out of Boku no Pico
>>5320145
Pls <3
I really am a masochist disguised as a dom just bully me like the beta bitch that I am.
Stick your cock inside me and choke me and reacharound me and slap my ass. Touch my chest and make me feel less than you...I am so useless that even booger makes me look like a bitch....
I want your cum to drip from my face and you smack me and you cum drips on my cock thats all red because you emasculated me by squeezing me.
>>5320154
I am ugly yes.
>>5320151
im useless
>>5320145
Go hit him.
Sock it to him. Sock it!
>>5320139
Post butthole
>>5320168
I exceed the criteria but I have somewhere between mild to extreme severe autism, can I apply?
>>5320168
Senpai you sound kinda ugly tbqh anyway. Why would I want a lazy stoner bf?
>>5320172
He's not that ugly he's just asian
>>5320175
ayyyyyy
>>5320175
He's a handsome young octopus.
I'm worried about the smell from buttsex. Is there anything I can do about it? I'll clean obviously but will just water do it?
>>5320189
Burn some incense.
>>5320189
Woah, weird. As a pathetic virgin this is something I never thought about.
I just assumed that if you're clean it won't smell...is that true?
>>5320195
alright virgin babies you listen to mama booger. you get some gun oil because it's best lube and you mix in a little vanilla extract and you cleaned out boypussy is just gonna be even sweeter, babycakes.
>>5320195
>>5320196
Don't listen to Boog, she's clearly a top and has no idea what she's talking about.
>>5320196
>vanilla extract
Use as much as possible. Actually it should be more vanilla extract than gun oil.
>>5320212
smel gud
>>5320213
Screw this.
I want to smell like sweaty man sex with a hint of my bf's scent.
>>5320207
No, no.
Vanilla never stanks. Just buy bulk, get a 40 ounce of vanilla extract, just pour it right up there and only then will you be in a state fit for fucking.
>>5320212
to hide the probable booty stank
a bottom can clean out all they want. the chance of stank is still there.
>>5320212
Bake bp cookies.
>>5320207
I'm not bullying, I just want you to be comfortable in your own skin.
:]
>>5320218
What does your bf smell like?
>>5320218
So you want to smell like shit?
>>5320196
>>5320204
>vanilla extract
wat?
>>5320225
do...do you not know what vanilla extract is?
>these niggas aint heard of mama boogers secrets for amazing anal sex
mmmhmm and I thought you all was pros.
>>5320225
Do you even bake?
>>5320228
vanilla ice cream?
>>5320232
No it's basically pure vanilla flavor
You've really never heard of it? How old are you?
>>5320236
too young.....
so.. what's it for?
>>5320239
baking and hiding ravenous booty stank ofc.
>>5320239
>too young.....
Aw shit nigga, ban time.
Anyone in favor say I.
>>5320239
bruv
>>5320243
>I
it's aye, you underage faggot.
>>5320247
booger no bully
but I agree
>>5320247
>tfw depression cycle ended
>tfw mania cycle didn't last so long and is winding down
>tfw as mania is cycling down straight interests rising
>>5320235
>That manly man scent
Cute. I'm jelly.
>>5320247
Purely disrespectful. One of these days someone is going to hit you for being such a snarky cunt
>>5320243
owh...... kay then
>>5320251
fuck off you whiteknight faggot.
>>5320257
ilu2 bb
>>5320247
ty booger senpai
>>5320247
Is it actually aye?
>>5320269
Aye, it is.
>>5320271
Nay. 'Tis I.
>>5320267
this thread is testing me m8s. troob hold me back.
>>5320261
Lmao why you apologizing senpai.
>>5320254
It's seriously one of the best scents ever.
>spent up to 8 weeks not seeing bf
>finally get to see him after his work trip
>he's tall, my head is goes up to his chest
>unbutton his shirt
>reveal his furry chest
>breathe in that familiar smell
>feel calm and at peace
>also hella horny
>>5320269
Yeah it is, meanwhile some people confuse hear, hear with here, here.
>>5320261
Back off, I'm mathc4mathc. Don't make me send you back into the tranny asylum, like I did to Circe.
>>5320267
Eww.
i need a dick in me, but at the same time they scare me and im too afraid to actually do anything about it
help
>>5320267
Cute picture
>>5320276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg
So I believe that after I die im going to be in world of my greatest fantasies.
When I tell people to kill themselves or to die that's such a great compliment.
>this fucking video on xtube
HOLY SHIT. This is so fucking disgusting as hell.
>>5320303
that nothing is worth fearing but the fear you have and it's power over you.
>tfw eight hour work days to create a tulpa boyfriend
>>5320310
but i do have fear, so youre saying i should be afraid?
or that i should be even more afraid than before?
>>5320313
>tulpa
>>>/trash/
This general can only take so much delusion, and we're already filling that quota with delusions of masculinity.
>>5320280
mmmm. Did you motorboat those fuzzy tiddies?
I had a teacher in hs who had this really nice scent. Just that slight musk that men get, mixed with a little cologne.
It drove me crazy when he'd come over to my desk to help me out with something.
Also had a tendency to wear tight suit pants.
>>5320294
Because it was fun.
He's pure evil, don't be fooled.
>>5320314
the only thing you should be afraid of is that you are afraid. you shouldn't be afraid about a dick going into your soft, lubricated anus. you should be afraid that you allow fear to stop you from getting what you want.
>>5320318
i thought you didnt like "fatties"?
:3c
>>5320321
Penises are worth fearing.
>>5320321
but i dont know if i want it or not because i am so scared of it. plus i dont want people to think im a degenerate :c
>>5320327
you need to maybe try out some self-reflection exercises or something if you are having such a difficult time figuring out what it is you desire. especially when it comes to such a basic level like sex.
forming an identity is what your adolescence and twenties are all about. if you don't have yourself figure out by the time you get into your 30's, on at least a basic level, you're probably going to get depressed.
>>5320323
D-don't be ridiculous, o-of course I hate fatties.
DELETE THAT PICTURE NOW.
>>5320334
slipping a little, are we bully-kun?
>tfw already used my smug Shinoa pic
>>5320323
oh jesus, that picture
>>5320323
>ywn have a bf like this
i'm just going to sleep on these feels and hopefully dream about snuggling up to a body like that...
>>5320332
what are selfreflection exercises?
Which trip would you kill?
>>5320345
why do you insist on deliberately lowering the level of discourse with metadrama? whats the point?
>>5320345
none, because killing is wrong and all of the trips are probably nice people, even if they don't always show it :3
>>5320337
SH-SHUT UP.
Tranny jannies pls, shut this thread down!
>>5320344
I wanted to cum on that teachers butt while he was bending over a desk, he unbelievably hot. Something about male teachers is just super attractive.
>>5320345
All of the above.
>>5320334
hey, psst
anon
>>5320343
make a private video diary. speak openly about your thoughts on things currently happening to you, people in your life, ides you have had, plans you want to make etc.
when these things are spoken and you're forced to organize all of these thoughts, you find yourself a bit more put together. you'll most likely develop a better sense of self. you'll be more organized mentally. do this about 15-30 minutes everyday instead of spending time here.
ur all boring
>>5320354
do you do this?
arent you scared of someone finding it?
>>5320352
what movie is that?
>>5320360
you sound a little paranoid, anon. do you have a private personal computer? do you live alone? in a good neighborhood? maybe you could try deleting the videos after as a way of saying everything is temporary, like a mandala.
>>5320352
Haha.
Anybody else here wish Queen of Jordan was a real show?
>>5320366
Not him but that's an edit.
>>5320357
I can start crazy posting my insane thoughts again like I do nightly.
r8 poem
>>5320394
Are you black?
>>5320395
um, no?
>>5320394
wow this is reminding me too much of my depressed edgy teen years and I'm feeling really triggered rn
>>5320397
Me 2.
Too bad the only difference between those years and these ones is that I'm no longer a teen, or just pretending to be depressed.
:'[
///
>>5320397
sorry
>>5320397
same tbqh
I found my myspace a couple months ago.
fucked me up so good. still cringing.
Jesus christ time flies when you're shitposting on four different boards at once.
I should really go to bed so I can recover...
>>5320402
>I'm no longer a teen, or just pretending to be depressed.
same, tho I'm pretty sure I was actually depressed even as a teen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5320394
emotional t b h..crying r n
u could bc a rapper
>>5320404
>feeling embarrassment
looool
>>5320404
Myspace was a beautiful time. Be proud.
