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Previous warlord >>5301642
>>5303651
>tfw no anyone
>tfw no pass
>>5303633
8CubeofSugar
Looking into it though, since cheap clothes from SIngapore might end up well, shit.
>>5303651
>tfw no uterus
>>5303671
you're right about that, sir.
>>5303678
i would be working on that personally if i weren't just a computer scientist now
>>5303680
N-no b-bully
>tfw customer told me I look like I could be 25
>not even 18
at least maybe hrt will help, r-right?
how are you all btw mtfg?
10th for yuri
first for
>five images left
reeeee
It's eleven-thirty at night and I just made bacon.
>>5303672
please don't buy that, maxi dresses look so bad on hons.
>>5303687
Peridot is best gem.
It's my birth gem too.
>>5303692
I started hormones at 16 and am 3 years in. My only issue is larger than female average shoulders.
>>5303693
booger will you be my boyfriend?
>tfw i got gendered ma'am today and i'm only 1 month into hrt
>>5303689
this is your window to weightgain
>>5303702
Too bad I don't. Thanks genetics for my awesome metabolism!
>>5303694
get an a line dress instead, they're cuter anyway.
>>5303693
>It's my birth gem too.
>knowing your birth gem
thats gay af bro
>>5303693
mine's opal
but peridot is pretty great
>>5303702
I've been eating around 10 slices of bacon every morning for the past 2 months and I've only gained 2 pounds.
>>5303718
What's wrong?
I dont know how to feel anymore. While out today just in normal boy mode and I think I overheard a couple cis girls say I was ugly. I was wearing an andro looking pullover and immediately wanted to change and wear something to feel more like a normal guy. Why does this still hurt me? I know I look way better than I used to but now I guess Im just a scrawny looking gay boy. Im at a bad crossroads here. Either I start to commit to transitioning or I try to fight it off and start lifting weights or something. I dont know who I am anymore. Blog over.
>>5303720
Diamond here
the most expensive month to be born in
>>5303707
It's 40 degrees and humid as hell. I want lighter breezy clothes.
>>5303718
She went to Zukowski and not exactly a good surgeon...
>>5303723
thats only like 500 calories
eat them on bread
>>5303720
Born diamond, intended for ruby.
>>5303726
What do you look like?
>>5303738
i was aiming for Amethyst
>>5303737
well I also have toast and eggs with it.
Legendary™ is fun
>>5303744
do you eat anything for lunch and dinner?
>>5303744
Go harder. There is room for more calories. Breakfast is everyone's to eat loads and then skimp out on lunch.
>>5303739
I dont really know how to describe myself but I kinda look like faye I guess but less alpha and no boobs.
post pets!
also, birthstone is ruby
How to get DIY-HRT in Australia?
>>5303775
Inhousepharmacy
AlldayChemist
Honestly, it's easier than in other countries
>>5303768
what do you have for lunch and dinner?
>>5303685
oh god I have had this exact feel so many times. so many people offering me alcohol before I say "I'm not 21, jsyk" and they'll go "Omigosh I thought you were like 23."
Like kill me now
>>5303762
>>5303775
Come to perth we have informed consent.
In for a night of jojo and chill but the bae too busy training pokemon
>>5303762
pets, posted
>Out shopping with family today
>everytime we pass by womens clothing sections I die a little inside
I just want to look at the pretty dresses and winter fashions...
>>5303781
usually ramen or leftovers for lunch, normal meals for dinner or fast food shit all the time.
I can eat the most unhealthy shit and not gain any weight. When I was in highschool I would eat fast food every day and it didn't affect my weight.
>tfw emerald birthstone masterrace
>>5303762
>tfw not anyone's pet
>>5303785
>tfw could have been 2 years hrt instead of one if I was on the other side of the country
;~;
>>5303802
track your calories with an app like myfitnesspal.
>>5303802
so we're up to maybe 1000-1200 for breakfast and lunch
then maybe another 600 for dinner
add a scoop of rice with your meals or alternatively start snacking in between meals
>tfw kinda cute guy says an innuendo that goes over me head so much that it confused me because I'm such an autist
>didn't realize what was happening until his friend says that he thinks I'm sexy
fuck me
I'm probably never going to get that chance again
>>5303822
>well I'm always eating between meals.
what are you eating?
caramel and chocolate are good because they're pretty much pure fat and sugar = calories
>>5303828
normal snacking foods, chocolate sometimes but I'm not a big fan of sugar
Is it wrong that one of my biggest reasons I want to transition is because I dream of being fucked like a girl? Sex is probably 33% the reason I want to transition. It feels like a shitty reason to want to transition but I can't lie to myself and say it's not a reason I want to transition.
>>5303822
it's actually pretty easy. they have a huge database of foods, so you just need to type in how much you're eating. if you're eating packaged foods you can even just scan the barcode.
it doesn't matter if you're eating "unhealthy food" if you're not eating enough calories. people have lost weight on twinkie diets ffs.
3500 extra calories = 1 lb
If you eat 500 extra calories / day you'll gain 1 lb in a week. You can set your goals in the app too. The app is free. Just get it!
>>5303832
what kind of things do you snack on?
>>5303833
it's cool.
>>5303843
when was the last time you got laid
>>5303845
over two years ago
>>5303833
You do you.
Sex is a part of most people's life and it's important to feel right when having it.
>>5303847
thats a long time for a girl in a band
>DOMO guild asks me to do quest so the WHOLE GUILD can benefit
>as i'm getting ready to log off
guise serisly i've got like 3 days online in november
>>5303807
> decided to transition in 2009
> stopped and repressed because super scared that senpai wouldn't be accepting
> years pass
> come out a week ago and they are super duper accepting.
You will never know this level of regret.
>>5303839
nigga I snack on the FATTIST shit
It don't matter what enters my mouth, it disappears from reality once inside me.
I could swallow a god damn whale and I would lose half a pound.
anyone know what I should do for FFS if I live in Australia?
>>5303857
snack on cashews
>>5303857
Someone else with the magic ability to never again weight! God it’s handy.
>>5303851
haha yeah
>>5303856
SHELL WTFug?!
That is literally what I did, down to the year.
My dad said he loved me and wanted me to be happy doing whatever.
My mom said, oh I was just waiting for you to say something.
FUCK EVERYTHING
*hug* though
>>5303859
I dont think there are options here, your gonna have to go OS to Thailand or South America.
>>5303861
not when I'm trying to grow some tits it isn't.
>>5303875
what about the people that are listed from australia on FFS lists. Do you know anything about why they are thought to be unacceptable? is it because they cant do forehead reconstruction?
>>5303872
*hugs*
We fucked up bigtime senpai.
>>5303856
I do.
>find out what being trans is around 12
>repress it because afraid my dad will literally kill me
>miserable teenager
>mum dies
>miserable adult
>family doesn't give a fuck and I figure they will all hate me
>give up, start working at a timberyard
>become too manly to ever make it
>try anyway
>come out to family and half are supportive
>suicide sometime before 2020
>>5303879
;~; yeah, 26 years old and hon till I die ;~;
>>5303856
Did you get on hrt back then? I was so close to self medding in 2009 but I was scared my family would all disown me. And they're all accepting too :/ desu back then they might have reacted differently, my parents have become a lot more chill in general in the past few years
>>5303859
You don't need ffs dummy
>tfw will never be anime
why live??
>>5303804
does " ara ara raifu raifu" mean anything?
>>5303856
i came out to my mother in 2004 and she was accepting but didn't want to move forwards until i came out to dad. he was a working class bogan who used "bloody poofters" as a general expression of frustration and was emotionally and verbally abusive to the family so instead of dealing with that i basically bottled it up for another ten years and now i'm an alcoholic who spends every day drunk and wanting to die lol
why am i awake its 5:40 am
>>5303924
LONDON
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D
O
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>>5303904
I'm down, ride till I die.
If only we were anywhere near each other for irl support ;~;
>>5303920
Ive spent so many years as a drunken mess. Things are better now though and I know things will get better for you too bb.
>>5303930
yeah im in london, come see me anytime u want bby :3
>>5303935
>I know things will get better for you too bb.
actually things were objectively worse a year into transition than they were when i started. "it gets better" is a meme.
>>5303947
for most ppl it does get better srry boo
>>5303951
for people that are intersex or low T or just generally never really masculinised for some reason or another yeah, it gets better. for the rest of us there's the high suicide statistic
>>5303947
I'm sorry sweetie.
Hopefully year 2 is better.
The alleged shooter at the Colorado Abortion Clinic might be a tranny mtf.
>>5303941
nah I'ma guy and I hear this place is out for women..
>>5303958
is pic related her?
>tfw you are so far in the closet that a lion is trying to get you to kill a crazy ice woman
>>5303958
>tfw imagining how much that's going to be brought up by transphobes just like Jenner's transition
>tfw everyone's gonna hate us even more
>>5303983
could be worse, you could be a mudslime
i'm thankful that thanksgiving is over
>boymode
>wearing large beanie to hide hair/earrings and huge hoodie to hide bobs
>end up doing the dishes because I said I would
>end up overheating so much I almost faint while doing dishes
>>5303983
everyone lurves raifu though
>>5303989
i agree
>>5303983
>>5303958
Doesn't a trip live there?
I hope people don't give her shit
>>5303989
would_bomb_with/10
>>5303993
Aife and a few anons, they were just talking about how shitty it was and how much shit happens there but damn, I hope people don't pin it on Aife as a joke/meme
>>5303998
too late now
>>5303998
>Aife posts about the shooting hours ago
>Shooter is caught
>Aife stops posting
>Earlier stated how you could do anything you want in Colorado Springs
I'm onto her.
>>5304009
>oh god what have I done
not as much as Aife
>>5304022
dubs checked n kek'd
>>5303998
I was one of those anons. I'm extremely surprised other trans people live in the Springs. Let alone transwomen from /m2fg/. Perhaps one day they would like to hang out with me.
>>5303990
I'm sure plenty of people hate me. I'm a pretty hateable person.
>>5303992
*انفجار* ما نحن بصدد القيام به في الخلافة، شقيق
>>5303993
>>5303998
>>5304006
I am not surprised.
>>5304026
>brother
TRIGGERED
I will never be a girl. There is no opportunity to transition. Even if there was, I would be hideous. I have a completely fucking unstable gender identity. I am disgusting.
>>5303988
I slept through thanksgiving and no one even noticed
At least I fixed my sleep schedule
>>5304026
Your pictures with burqas makes me think youwould like living in Iran
>>5304033
>try to transition
>become a femboy
it's a little better at least
>>5303958
It always makes me laugh when people have nothing to get passionate to the point they feel the need to make an imprint on this trite debate. It's always some fucking zero with a leaky battery wanting to inflict pain onto others for the lack-there-of.
I hope the media and masses will treat it as an individualistic mental disorder and not cast an unfair judgement onto an entire population of transgender people.
>>5304033
OK. Enjoy wallowing instead of actually working to fix things.
but hey at least you tri--oh.
>>5304039
I am femboyish
>>5304042
sorry anon thats not how the world works, just look at isis and how peoples perceptions on muslims has changed
>>5304036
I'm sure they noticed, but they're probably used to you not attending things.
>>5304043
ya i've been trying to just run away from my feelings and hope they'll go away while i freeze up and wallow in self pity. Your criticism is fully warranted. I really do need to figure things out
>>5304063
>I really feel sorry for what Muslims are experiencing right now. And Sikhs too, since a lot of people aren't aware what they are.
huh I did not expect this from you... and you think you know people....
>>5304054
Nah, I was just coming off of work and tired, I usually attend things but none of my cousins showed either, it was just a weird one and no one cared.
>>5304052
I don't know why you are apologizing. You're right, but I can only hope. For the most part bigotry is rampant in this world. Unfortunately we don't get to dictate how other people perceive specific groups others.
The last example of commendable case by the media is there Virginia Tech campus shooter, we don't thereby think all Asians are inherently dangerous. People probably think we are crazy, so it might be a lost cause.
>tfw you just keep talking to your senpai day after day after day and it's completely great
>>5304073
either = others.
But you knew that.
>>5304060
They won't go away, will never go away in a way that's long lasting.
>>5304092
maybe not, but maybe we'll have artificial reality or something by the time it becomes unbearable. Or maybe i'll have the means to be entirely financial independent (i.e. have graduated college) by then
>>5303958
The shooter was from out of state and was identified.
Nice try, robots.
What does /mtfg/ want for christmas?
I want money cuz I'm indecisive about what I want.
>>5304101
>tfw Santa won't bring you SRS
>>5304108
He'd probably botch it though.
Imagine having to learn surgery and deliver it to all the little MtFs who want it before the night is over.
>>5304101
oh OH I want my friend to be happy and to stop judging herself so roughly even though I think she's beautiful..
also if I get 2 I want it to rain more cause fuck Australian heat at Xmas
>>5304118
I think you're underestimating what Santa is capable of.
>>5304101
Friends.
>>5304101
Kuppy butt pics ;)
>>5304101
I just want my family to all be there.
but I gave my secret santa (to the value of $100)
a list of things to pick for me out of a violin, a hair dryer, a hair straightener and a nice bag and told them to surprise me because I really hate that we have to ask each other what to get.
>>5304128
oh yeah, freak snow on christmas would be awesome.
>>5304128
What an unselfish gift
I hope you get it.
>>5304132
Well I asked Santa to make me a girl, but that shit never happened did it?
>>5304134
Poor anon, let's be friends. I hope you get some IRL friends too.
Also I'm the one hugging.
>>5304140
Good luck Bexe, hope you get at least one of those things.
>>5304143
That'd be a terrible gift, my ass is disgusting right now.
>>5304148
Sheen not forgetting the Christmas spirit of togetherness.
Also I'm doing a secret santa too, I'm worried whatever I get for her won't be good enough.
>when you bend over in front of all the boys to check the games in the display case
>>5304163
what are you gay brah
>>5304101
I want a glamglow giftpack, funko pops, and the pandemic legacy board game, and my mom said she's getting me facials for a year
>>5304149
thanks, i hope i can make both happen so i can save up for a third thing on valentine's
>>5304173
>she's getting me facials for a year
whats the name of the guy who is doing that?
>>5304149
thanks.. although seeing her happy would make me happy too so I think it's kinda selfish in its own way : s
>>5304148
you could just be a hard to buy for person? according to my family I'm pretty hard to buy for even though I like pretty much anything Lol
I wanna walk through snow on Xmas day <3 would be beautiful
>>5304182
kinda bad, weak dollar and relatively high unemployment, i'm hoping that my volunteering plus a heartfelt cover letter and hopefully even a face to face conversation with a manager will sway someone to give me a chance because i will give it my all to make things happen
>>5304179
Maybe, it's still a really nice thought. I can be a little inconsiderate without even realizing, so it is always nice to see someone like you.
so I learned that if you post pics on reddit you'll eventually end up on weird fetishist pinterests
>>5304186
Damn, Canada ain't doing well.
Here's hoping that you will get hired soon.
>>5304188
>fetishist pinterests
these exist? I thought it was just normie stay at home moms that used it
>>5304179
>you could just be a hard to buy for person?
no like, every year we do secret santa and everyone in the family just tells each other what we want instead of trying to figure it out.
this year its like a reverse secret santa where we are told what we should be buying by the organiser and then on christmas day we find out who we bought for.
I know that I bought for my brother Shane.
I got him a 2016 Broncos polo and a Queensland Maroons scarf and beanie.
>>5304182
>Who needs santa when you got family to have fun with
don't be mean to santa D:
>>5304186
Crossing fingers that you'll get it.
>>5304188
it happens
post pic in question
>>5304101
i want to die and for my family to be okay with my passing
>>5304195
apparently there are weird chaser pinterests out there and a bunch of reddit trans girls are on them
why do people gotta be like that
>>5304200
Guys are very rarely told they can't do something.
>>5304195
There's a lot of bored normie stay at home moms with chaser fantasies.
>>5304210
>If Santa isn't real, who the fucks lap did I sit on when I was 6?
exactly!
>>5304182
Christmases are usually the latter for me, even though I like christmas.
maybe one year I'll be happy
>>5304210
>That's a terrible gift
it's exactly what i want tho
>I hope nice things happen to you instead.
that's exactly it though, my family letting me go instead of forcing me to stay around for their own selfish interests would be the nicest thing that could happen
>>5304216
I'm very sorry to hear you are going through such a terrible time anon.
I hope you get feel soon <3
>>5303967
holy crap.... eggy went trans?
>>5304209
>tfw never be a bored normie stay at home mum
>>5304006
Im watching documentaries and drinking wine tbqh. I stopped posting because Titchbits came home.
>>5303671
you do pass
>>5303967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDJyVJ_xn0
>>5303671
you're very cute imo
(coming from a decent looking cis male)
>>5304261
trip on aliengie
>>5304163
underrated post
>Been waiting several years, unable to get hormones
>Only 3 or less weeks left until I can get a PO box and order them
I can't take this anymore. Time feels like it isn't even moving at this point. Has anyone else dealt with this horrible feeling? I can't be alone with this
>>5304233
thats what people were saying during the last spree shooter
>>5303958
>>5304042
Good troll. Would rage again.
>>5304278
he really should sue for defamation over that school shooting shit
>>5304276
Just wait until you pop them for a month and almost nothing happens at first. Dont worry anon. The process is ultra gradual. You'll spend more time taking pills morning and night bored by it than youll ever have spent wishing for them. Theyre fantastic just extremely slow : 3
>>5304287
this
hormones are magic but gradual so don't feel disappointed after a month
>>5304307
true
also everyone post #crying selfies
http://i.imgur.com/kKjD4RV.jpg
>>5304307
Depends on genetics, like everything.
>>5304312
are you crying because there are caterpillars on your face?
>>5304318
yeah get them off ;_;
>>5304322
just get yourself upside down and the tears will wash them away
>>5304314
Funny that *depending on genetics never pops up as a natural footnote to posts talking about how fantastic they are, only as a response to replies saying that it's bullshit
>>5304287
I mean. I just kind of want them now to get it all over with, so that I stop feeling horrible about myself. Despite the fact that everyone I know insists that I'm cute, I don't feel it because I know that my body isn't doing anything to improve. In addition, the other half of my problems comes from the fact that I still live at home and want nothing more than to scream sammyclassicsonicfan-style into the night sky because of my need of frequent communication with my family (who doesn't know, and wouldn't be supportive of me)
>>5304327
I just assume everyone has done the appropriate amount of research before making such a life changing decision. Why wouldn't you? I know I did before I started. If you aren't prepared to accept that hormones might have no effect on you beforehand than dont take HRT. It's always implied *if you have decent genetics*
>>5304340
You should probably focus on getting a job and a place of your own before HRT. You dont want to end up a homeless tranny. Do what it is you feel is right just realize hormones might make your life worse not better.
>>5304101
I want a Steam gift card and a decent job so I can be a shut-in neet while I save up for FFS
>>5304276
Yeah, everything feels too slow the closer you get to it.
>>5304352
>Job
>Neet
Pick one
good evening mtfg it seems we are ded thred tonight.
so i went to that play and it wasn't like horrible? like 6.5/10 i guess idk. it was kind of depressing but i was so fucking exhausted that i was zoned out half the time. also my grandmother has been asking me lots of stuff about being trans and i think she finally understands why everything has been the way it's been for me the last 10 years and she's all proud of me and impressed for being able to become more of my own person despite being so depressed for most of my life before i transitioned. she's also completely impressed with my d.c. guy, it's cute. i'm prob the only woman in the family dating a worthwhile guy tbqh so she's very like 'finally...' talking about him with my other relatives and stuff. it's been nice too cause he told me he would like to meet them and stuff and has been beyond amazing this past week to me. i'm starting to fall for him again pretty hard now that i'm not in my own way.
how was your night tho mtfg? did you do anything interesting? nab any black friday deals? murder someone and bury the body?
>>5304360
What would be the right term for when I'm not working then?
>>5304364
a leech?
>>5304363
Watched a guy kill 3 people in the north part of the city I live in after holding up in a planed parenthood and shooting at cops/people for 5 hours
>>5304351
I already have a job and have saved up quite a lot of money, and have supportive friends. I pretty much only have starting HRT and getting out of here to look forward to. Which makes things feel incredibly slow, because I know when it's all going to happen.
>>5304307
>No, hormones are bullshit over any length of time unless you were already physically feminine
Feminine sheminine. Passing has more to do with makeup, the right clothes, and diet than anything else. I know one chick who had bottom surgery done since it was free but still won't even take the time to fucking shave.
Transitioning is like anything else. It's about the work you put into it. You think all those transmen who have fucking muscles on top of muscles got that from testosterone? No, they went to a fucking gym and got ripped just like guys do.
You want to be a hot and sexy woman? Do what hot and sexy women do, eat what they eat, drink what the drink, wear what they wear, and use makeup like they do. Simple. Eddie Redmaye looks like a chick in in "The Danish Girl" and all he needed was makeup and a wig.
>>5304372
Itll happen soon anon. Trust me you're gonna have a lot of time laughing at how anxious/in a rush you were to start mones
>>5304376
>I know one chick who had bottom surgery done since it was free but still won't even take the time to fucking shave.
REEEEEEEEEE-----
I totally agree with you on trying super hard at it. I have a friend who refuses to learn2makeup because she hasn't been on hormones long enough and doesn't want to relearn when her face eventually changes LIKE WHAT.
Ugh, there are so many things you can do before you even get on HRT like.. idk VOICE? The last time I was around a lot of transwomen at once I felt like I was in a gay club because it was lisp-central.
>>5304394
Not in Education, Employment, or Training
shut-in is fine for when you have a job
>>5304394
oh did you want a weab term for it though?
you could qualify as a hiki, or hikikomori
>>5304376
the girls in all these old timelines must be like 30 by now, shiiit
>>5304376
>I know one chick who had bottom surgery done since it was free but still won't even take the time to fucking shave.
I have a friend like that. Which makes it awkward as hell to go anywhere in public with her even though she's otherwise not bad to hang out with. But she acts like there was some great cis conspiracy to make it not pass WHEN SHE JUST HAS TO FUCKING SHAVE.
hi girls whats going on rn??
>>5304423
Im going to sleep. Goodnight Kit <3
>>5304427
gn aife please be safe !
>>5304423
I just got back from walking home from work and I'm pretty sure I was followed by two guys when I entered my apt complex so I'm still scared and kind of freaking out about it
how are you though?
>>5304429
She does shave, just not often enough so she has very obvious shadow/stubble like half the time. IDGI either and it's really hard to try not to project how sad it would make me feel on her but yeah.
>>5304423
Just got back from the valley with senpai.
Sis is super drunk.
>>5304433
Where does she live that srs is free but not laser/electrolysis?
>>5304405
>hiki
I like this lol.
I do like going outside when there aren't people everywhere tho; if it snows I'll be excited to drive my 4wd rig
>>5304442
You're my trip crush Adri
>>5304439
You can get free srs through quite a few insurances in the US. FFS and electrolysis/laser you have to pay yourself though
>>5304442
>I do like going outside when there aren't people everywhere tho
same, now that it's getting colder hardly anyone is outside and it's my time to subtly shine. I cycle all the time anyway
I'd consider myself a hiki too but I'm full neet-status currently. Can't even get a seasonal job ;~;
>>5304451
I've been wondering about this actually, do they cover the electro that some surgeons require on your downstairs for srs?
>>5304439
Canada
>>5304451
Oh I guess I'm just spoiled by the NHS
>>5304446
Kittles!
Im having a great weekend. Sis's bday so we went out drinking.
The great northern distillery was the best!
How is your weekend?
>>5304446
I'm going to start carrying my knife or get mace or something
the thing that worries me is that I've told several customers when I get off and people know that I generally walk and I walk home every night from work so if someone wanted to hurt me or worse that'd give them the perfect opportunity. I'm an idiot for ever doing that and I'm scared now
maybe I'll just get a ride from the nice cab driver that waits around my store tomorrow ._.
>>5304467
I'll protect you Gem.
>>5304462
its so busy rn i had to give a presentation in the morning and then slept a bit in the afternooon and now im getting ready for work tonight ;~;
i'm glad to hear you are so well tho !!
>>5304471
I have no idea who you are, but I appreciate it :)
where's that anon-chan who talked to me about the boy thing. the one who's going clothes shopping soon.
>>5304423
being drunk and streaming csgo but mostly just to show someone what i look like
>>5304482
>tfw shit internet
can't even watch a mobile stream
just spray and pray for me
>tfw this will never be me
http://www.xvideos.com/video10154498/quickcummers_3
Tfw crushing on straight girls
Swedish vice prime minister crying as the government is forced to lower immigration levels
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/25/swedens-deputy-prime-minister-breaks-down-in-tears-as-she-announces-terrible-refugee-u-turn-5525416/
This is the kind of women I have to deal with on a daily basis.
Female vote rights, not even once.
>>5304470
Oh because you're cute and nice. You don't know me.
>on computer for last half hour
>go on 4chan
>"did you just open 4chan? you dont smile like that unless you're about to shitpost"
sometimes my gf is pretty great
>>5304447
iktf
>>5304494
I see you came back fast. Too much of a life?
>>5304257
>caitlyn jenner effect
I hope I don't get the same but desu you look better than before.
>>5304508
it's not FOR you
>>5304508
the animeposting hons meme is real after all
>>5304499
does she ever shitpost with you?
shitposting with someone you care about is a pretty dank feel
>>5304508
My fucking eyes.
>>5304520
who are you with?
apple, slay, transcendence???
