"Oh, hello, Anon. I see you brought your... friend to dinner."
>tfw no family to come out to
>tfw vegan
>>5297221
lmao
veggie here
i know the feels
>>5297221
>>5297323
>tfw eating some animals
>>5297535
You should be proudly including animals in the LGBTQIAAA+ community instead of eating them. Zoophobia is not okay.
>>5297221
>>5297323
>Gay and veggie/vegan
>Your Parent Face When
>>5297072
>tfw closeted tranny
>exchanging some bantz w/ conservative uncle
>i just start making fun of trannies
>can't stop
>trannies amirite so fucking gross
>they caused the collapse of civilization
>he's loving it
i guess i'm never coming out
>>5297701
Nonononono
That's the perfect time to come out.
>>5297072
>me and brother starts hanging out
>he's showing me all these people hes banged
>we start talking about our slut shenanigans
>he shows me a bunch of girls asses that's he fugged
>he sats that he gives them all pet names and acts like a nice dick
>He shows a girl a picture of me and she called me cute and now were going to get together
>mfw I do the exact same thing and get plenty of ass
Amazing how similar we are in ways that we couldn't have learned from each other. I love my family.
>>5297785
why would a straight grill want to fuck a dyke?
>>5297801
psst
Im one hundred percent straight male.
>>5297701
Just come out and never come to family gatherings again. That's what I did :3
.......... ;__;
>>5298043
>not staying in the closet until all of your love ones are dead
Baka desu, senpai.
>closet mtf
>thanksgiving at uncle's place
>one of their dogs runs up to me, I start petting it and scratching its ear
>"Wow anon, normally she hates boys and just barks at them. I'm surprised she likes you"
>tfw ma'amed by a dog
>>5298258
wat?
>>5299174
>CLOSET MTF
>THANKSGIVING AT UNCLE'S PLACE
>ONE OF THEIR DOGS RUNS UP TO ME, I START PETTING IT AND SCRATCHING ITS EAR
>"WOW ANON, NORMALLY SHE HATES BOYS AND JUST BARKS AT THEM. I'M SURPRISED SHE LIKES YOU"
>TFW MA'AMED BY A DOG
>>5298258
Are you already on HRT?
>>5298222
What's the word that filters to senpai? senpai desu
>>5299628
Oh nevermind, it was f-a-m. Then what's the word that filters to baka?
>>5299632
>Then what's the word that filters to baka?
pretty sure it's "baka"
>>5299632
baka
>>5299656
Smh filters to baka.
>>5299660
Awe you're a sweetheart for being honest <3
>>5299656
baka senpai desu
>thanksgiving at uncle's place
>obligatory fags amirite? moment
>homophobic jokes run across the table
>everybody laughs and cheers at my uncle's story of how he once punched a straight guy in some country because they greet with a kiss on the cheek in there between guys
>mfw not in the closet
>literally everybody there knew I was gay
>get told afterwards that I shouldn't take it too seriously
so, my family thinks I'm a sick degenerate but it's ok it's just keking around.
>>5299442
yeah, 5 months
>couldn't make it to grandma's thanksgiving this year thanks to work and distance issues, tell family I'm gonna do it at gfs house instead
>grandma calls my mom in a panic
>"why can't anon come?? I hope it's not because of her gf, I want her to know that I don't mind! She can bring her gf, I love her no matter what!"
>mom tells me and I have to stop laughing long enough to tell her that's not what I was afraid of
Feels good to know though! Out of all my family I never doubted my grandma. When the gay marriage thing started ramping up years and years ago, I was maybe 15 and not sure if I was gay yet. My grandma (a strict roman catholic) saw it on the news and said "what's the big deal?! If they love each other then that's that, let them get married and enjoy their lives in peace!" I love my grandma.
>>5297657
>Gay and veggie/vegan
if only just gay
I didn't get invited because am tranny faggot to them.
>>5300596
And you don't have straight jokes to counter with?
>>5297198
Ill be ur family desu
