>at work
>closet mtf
>"anon you should grow a beard"
>"no that would look awful"
>"why"
>"I can't grow a beard"
>"sure you can, you have stubble"
>haven't shaved in a couple days
>didn't think it was that noticeable
>kill me
>anon, when are you going to get a haircut?
You aren't a girl anon
woah a girl that can grow a beard?
it's almost like you're not a girl at all
woaaaah
>>5275350
wowowowow
spooky
>>5275350
I don't know if I could grow an actual beard
I've never tried
>>5275350
>tfw some cis women can actually grow full beards
The world you live in must be one of constant bliss, anon
gotta shave that shiz daily girl.
>Not shaving at least once a day
>>5275343
>Fuck off, Mom
Only in my dreams.
>>5275480
>Doing laser treatments monthly at $150 each
If I throw enough money at it the problem will go away
>>5275350
>>5275343
>why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
>your skin is so soft, like a girl
>why do you shave your legs, anon?
>son, what are these pills for?
>>5275343
>>5276779
>tfw single mother manager kept asking me when I'd cut my hair again
I left my job before I got the chance to tell her that wasn't going to happen for years.
>>5281795
Was she hitting on you?
>>5275343
>Give me money and I will...
>"Okay, here's 50 dollars for the haircut and I'll give you $1k afterwards. Minimum of 2 inches..."
>MFW this was real
>MFW my grandma did this to me and actually gave me money
>MFW she keeps forgetting that she knows I'm mtf
>MFW it wasn't a bad time
>deep in closet
>anon some day you'll grow up and settle familly
>then you'll have children
>and they'll be more annoying than you ever was
kek
>>5275334
Just grow it out a little bit and see what the pattern is, maybe it doesn't work well so you could just say, see, there is a gap here, it would look awful.
>>5275334
talking with mom while she's folding clothes
>"Huh."
>"What is it, mom?"
>"I don't remember buying this pair of panties."
>shit those are mine
>"I haven't bought a pair in months."
>how did they end up with their laundry?!
>"oh, maybe they are your aunt's. She probably left them here when she came visit last weekend."
>"Y-yeah, that might be it."
>"I'm gonna call her."
>"What? why?"
>"To tell her I found her panties."
>"She lives in [toofarawayfromhome]. What's the point of telling her? She's not going to come and pick them up."
>"Yeah, you're right... I guess I'll put them away."
now I don't know where she put my panties.
>>5285473
Wow
I didn't ask for all these feels.
>you look just like your father, probably picking up the ladies left and right huh?
>>5285940
>tfw literally no one has ever said you look like your father
>>5285946
if everyone says you look just like your mother is that good?
>>5285956
desu I don't think it actually means a whole lot
still feels nice though
>>5285940
My mom said I was very masculine once, I died.
>>5275444
>you have to always acknowledge fringe freaks in your every day conversations because language is always spoken in absolutes
>>5275343
Mom is ok with it but dad won't stop being a dick.
Why are dads assholes?
>>5285956
Everyone I know says I look like my mother
It made me proud
Also someone said to me that my dad and I looked little to nothing alike
That also made me happy
>>5290008
Because they have some weird complex that you should be the man they never got to be because they're human garbage and pin all their hopes and dreams on their child. You not even wanting to be a man shatters their fantasy so hard that they retreat to a land of being illogical, stoic and hurtful.
>>5290008
My dad said it looked nice on me and then went on a rant about how guys had longer haircuts in the 60s because of the Beatles
>>5275343
>tfw last time I saw my parents my mother cried because of how bad she thought my hair looked
>tfw until I left for uni they never let me have anything other than lego-man hair (pic related)
>tfw not even out to them yet
shit sucks
>>5285940
iktf
>>5290063
yeah I've started trying to play it off as a 60s rocker thing, my dad seems to have bought it for now
>>5290008
Shit's the opposite for me, senpai. Dad used to restrict hair length a lot along with my mom. Now it's just my mom. If my mom didn't tell my dad when it's time to cut my hair I don't think he would give a shit anymore.
>>5290062
Serious daddy issues right there
Boys can't be girls.
>>5290909
>>5285805
>buying panties while you're in the closet
agp detected
>>5290991
I would expand that to
>wearing women's clothing at all while you're in the closet
AGP detected.
>an mtf with a stubble
fucking disgusting
kill self
>>5290933
>>5290170
you like an indian tech support in that photo
>>5290170
How mentally unstable is your mother in general? Considering that she's crying over your hairstyle I'm assuming very.
>>5286254
this isnt star wars faggot. go be captain autismo elsewhere
>finally started shaving my legs in the summer, couldn't help it.
>nasty humid Arkansas summer = shorts a must
>knew full well they were going to see, just forced myself not to think about it
>brother one day: "hey uh, why do you shave your legs?"
"I . . . hair just grosses me out so, uh, grosses me out so bad you know? Can't stand the stuff . . . "
>"Oh."
>>5292483
>"I . . . hair just grosses me out so, uh, grosses me out so bad you know? Can't stand the stuff . . . "
lol that's like the tranniest possible answer.
>>5275334
>Was shaving my chest for a time because I didn't like the hairiness
>Dad comments something, "When your chest hair comes in"
>Good. Now I just have to keep my chest shaved and he won't think anything of it
>Get lazy one day and dad sees my hair growing
>Shit, now I have to let it grow
Now that I think about it, he probably figured out I had been shaving for a while, since when your chest hair comes in, it comes in stages. Yet everything was growing together and to the best of his knowledge until then, not existent before.
>>5292550
I doubt your dad was thinking that hard about your chest hair
>>5275334
>give me attention
>TFW NOT A SAD ANIMAY GIRL :((((
>>5292550
how can your father even seen your chest? why don't you put a shirt on
>>5292572
Habit, I guess. Now that it's winter, I've decided to shave my chest and just keep a shirt on.
