post your geezer husbandos /gaygen/
tinychat: /gaygen/
ded thred: >>5271982
first is the worst
>tfw no bf
>>5273629
me too thanks
gay people should just be culled past the age of 30 t b h
keeping them in a semi-alive state is just cruel
>>5273643
I agree, but i would put the cutoff at 45. There can be cute-ish 30+ year olds.
No fatposting pls.
ty ty
>>5273610
I guess you can even die a twink
>tfw no pretty boy twink to grow old and grey with
>>5273650
I thought your justification for posting anorexics was that you were "countering" fatposting?
but nobody has posted any yet.
Clearly you are just as bad as the "fatposters" you dislike, pushing your personal preferences in our faces.
>>5273629
>tfw don't have to put up with anyone else
>tfw don't have to take care of anyone but me
>tfw don't have to worry about anyone's problems but my own
>>5273643
20 t b h
What use are gays after that really?
>>5273659
>>5273669
why are you sharing the secrets of our blood ritual fellow twink? the penalty for treason against the twinkarchy is gay death.
>>5273610
i want a daddy bf
right noooooooooooow
>>5273672
0
Stay clean, chinky winky.
>>5273661
It's bound to happen at some point.
>>5273683
UNF
shame real life daddies dont look anything like that...
>>5273671
that's an awfully cute pic you have there
>>5273683
aww anon... do you want me to stop shaving and let my thick chest hair grow out so you can snuggle into it and fall asleep?
I want into bear body type gaygen.
How to? 5'6 115. I'm short, so weight gain shouldn't be that difficult but my fucking metabolism is vroom vroom.
Like this guy desu.
I've seen pictures of him around but I can't find a source.
the only way i can connect with other gay guys in my area are dating apps, feels bad
(i dont want to hook up)
>>5273698
115 lbs? you are seriously damaged
>>5273650
hnnnnnggggg
>>5273698
Bonus pic
I want this:
Falling asleep with the bae while watching hockey
So cute desu
>>5273696
are you 40 or older?
if not gtfo
>>5273698
>my fucking metabolism is vroom vroom
Nope not true of anyone really, just calculate your TDEE and eat at a surplus. You'll gain weight guaranteed. Also lift heavy things. That's pretty much it.
>>5273709
it's pics like this that make me want to be masc.
fuck this pic is making me feel.
>>5273698
That is Justin, a member of "70s Big", who is coached by Mark Rippetoe.
Rippetoe also created the world-class beginners weights program called Starting Strength, and utilising said program is the best way to quickly put on mass. It is also recommended on the /fit/ sticky, which will be very useful for you.
this is pretty much "Daddy Issues, the music video" isn't it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOpkr8uNWpk
>>5273726
yeah... it makes me cry every time.
>>5273709
that guy in the white shirt is so fucking qt ughh
I want to use his belly as a pillow
>tfw th loneliness is killing you
>looking for new social circles to rise to the top in since you're good at lying and manipulation
>learned a bunch from here
>want to completely get off 4chan social circles because they are actually mentally poisonous
>no place to work my charm here anymore
>the only thing that makes me happy is looking into my waifu eyes
>might just go to a bar and get drunk and watch the football game alone
>tfw my goal is too just survive
>tfw want to be as masc as possible despite small penis to the point of over aggressiveness
>>5273730
thanks for the (You)s
>>5273720
sup brah got a 3 inch microcock brah wanna watch the game or something schweet dude later
why are there so many guys with small penises in this thread?
my dick is just 6 inches which is average, i know, but still?
>>5273734
>since you're good at lying and manipulation
You sound kind of edgy
>>5273736
You mean people that want to be fit?
I don't undertand...
In any case you're welcome.
>>5273726
>mfw that hot daddy is dead now
>>5273709
That pic~
>>5273752
Mate, I just don't like hairy, older guys.
Being fit is nice, I agree.
Pls gain some weight :(
>>5273756
story ?
>>5273751
welcome to makis world
>>5273751
I am edgy
>>5273769
he comitted suicide in 2013
overdose
>>5273650
No drug addict auchwitzposting pls.
ty ty
>can't grow body hair for shit
>can't grow facial hair for shit
>every thread is full of pics of hairy guys with a full beard
>grow my hair long to compensate for my lack of hair
>also stuck with a shitty moustache and a chin beard since it's all I can grow on my face
>mfw I look like some sort of dumb hippie or a pirate or something but I can't shave either because I'm not a fucking bitch
Please respond ;_:
>>5273763
Oh I see, I was confused. Sorry.
To be honest I don't doubt I've got some daddy issues locked up in my head somewhere.
But yeah, I should really gain weight.
>>5273783
>grow my hair long to compensate for my lack of hair
that's not how any of this works
>>5273758
this is a joke right
please tell me this is sarcasm
i can get that you like bears and fat people but jesus shit that right there is just a straight up ugly person
even his clothes are ugly
>tfw no sub bf
>>5273776
Does your first name start with a t?
I think you wanted to be my bf two months ago
>>5273783
Gain muscle mass?
Exercise->testosterone->face/body hair, no?
>>5273780
:]
>>5273789
>not wanting to be a viking
only if youre scandinavian and muscular though
>>5273803
but he needs a full beard to go with the long hair for that
>>5273744
what makes you think that we all have small peens? Just b/c I'm not posting my stats doesn't mean I don't have them. Plus small peens are cute :3c
>>5273794
>tfw assertive and dominate in everyday life
>tfw sub in sexual contexts
I scare away anyone I want to fill my ass with manmeat
>>5273811
You can still be ab aggressive sub
>>5273809
it's just my observation from lurking here for 3 days :P
and i also dont mind, i think i know nobody with a big dick, lel
>>5273784
some anon was asking about you a few threads back. too bad you weren't around then. Oh well...
>>5273744
1) average for a caucasian is 5.1 inches, gay man average is 5.3 inches
2) only once persons dick has been posted
3) wtf kinda question is that anyway
would you date a disabled gay guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZUmUgmc5PE
>>5273789
I'm pretty sure that long hair is sexy, pic related
>>5273799
exercise is always good, but has done nothing to help my lack of hairiness so far.
do I need to take steroids?
>>5273811
>tfw no arrogant sub to tie up and feed my penis to
Literal tears.
>>5273811
>tfw total beta in everyday life
>love to be dom in sexual conexts
nobody takes me seriously
>>5273831
im an autist
>>5273834
not really
unless he was a qt guy in a wheelchair with a strong upper body who would let me call him 'wheels'
>>5273806
>he didnt post the webm of him tying and untying his hair
they dont NEED the beard, ive seen a lot pull it off without it
just depends
if they go too much beard they just look like lazy fatmuscle idiot that's too lazy to work on his looks so he just grows out everything and hopes something gets attracted to his testosterone
>>5273859
POST WEBM I DONT HAVE IT PLS HES MY HUSBANDO
>>5273834
Yes
But not that guy, he's too dorky
>>5273835
It means you need to work harder. Hit 80% of your MHR at least. None of that shit brisk walk on the treadmill fuckery you girls always call using the gym.
>>5273847
this post made me chuckle.
>>5273783
>>can't grow body hair for shit
>>can't grow facial hair for shit
Ouch. That sucks, anon.
>>5273834
I've dated a schizo, a closeted Muslim from conservative family and a druggie. A nice guy with disability would be nothing to me.
>>5273866
i dont have a single webm anywhere except for like a few on my phone's vlc app
so i cant help you there, unfortunately
>>5273877
means he can go for a cleaner look without having to bother with shaving very much, though
>>5273880
Women are all poser schizophrenics
Women are the cause of nearly every issue in my life because I can't beat them. They are little princesses that get away with everything.
>>5273698
>people want to be fat and can't gain weight
reeeee
![kawaii_happy_anime_faced_purple_party_plates-r7da160b420cf4fe1bb5ddc09b9d8d6b9_ambb0_8byvr_324[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ciXfeXD.jpg "kawaii_happy_anime_faced_purple_party_plates-r7da160b420cf4fe1bb5ddc09b9d8d6b9_ambb0_8byvr_324[1].jpg")
>tfw in stable LTR with chubby bear
Can you compare pooping to anal sex?
t. virgin
>>5273731
oh booger. Your posts always seem to both annoy the piss out of me and attract me. I guess it's a good thing you live so far away. Btw, I've seen only one pic where you are smiling. You should smile more, it's cute.
>>5273892
maki when are you going to hurry up and kill yourself
>>5273900
no because nothing goes in when pooping
not with the same impulse at least
>>5273890
Clean shaven can work too.
>>5273909
you dont stick your finger up there and drag out the excess poop? fucking normies
>>5273912
where are his lips
>>5273912
>pic unrelated
there is no hope
>>5273901
what bout me comes off as attractive to you, senpai?
plus, if we were ever an item, wouldn't you want to hate me a little? for those ebin hate fucks? ;~;
i'll try to smile more, but i'm always sad because that feel when no bf.
>>5273894
iktf. Trannies want HRT to grow boobs. Keep me on a steady diet of PBJ sandwiches and I can easily grow huge man titties for days.
>>5273917
>>5273921
It's safe to assume he's curling his lips inward. Like duh.
>>5273869
I can't have you fags calling me a girl so I'm probably going to hit it harder
>>5273890
but I don't want a "clean" milquetoast look, I want to look like a takes-no-shit badass with an axe to grind
How do I get over the fact that I'll never be a twink?
I wanna fuck twinks but twinks only go for twinks
What a fucking ridiculous name twink is by the way
I just wanna be small, lithe, and hairless ;_;
>>5273931
why is he so wide
>>5273933
Quit saying milquetoast you fucking faggot
>>5273935
>I wanna fuck twinks but twinks only go for twinks
I know a lot of twinks who like bigger guys
m-me included
>>5273935
Trade bodies with me if you are a big bear I hate being a short skinny twink
>>5273933
>milquetoast
>>5273935
Twink here
Willing to trade bodies if you're a qt cub/bear
>>5273935
>I wanna fuck twinks but twinks only go for twinks
luckily i am one and i hope this is true because i've never dated anyone
i always thought they like only bears and that i am an exception
>>5273936
fat
>>5273952
this
fat people should be gassed
>>5273940
>>5273946
boring milquetoast fags detected
did I strike a nerve?
>>5273933
I hit 210 BPM in my warmup to make sure I'm ready.
>>5273944
6'2" 210 lb big shoulders hairy ape lets freaky Friday this shit
>>5273950
see pic
>>5273952
>>5273960
Anyone bigger than you is considered fat right? How small are you?
>>5273960
i'd rather them to gas my face iykwim desu senpai kun >///<
>>5273722
fucking hngggh @ that webm
>>5273902
Never
Im too alpha too but that wasnt me that posted that.
>>5273963
did i strike a cheeseburger you fat fuck
>>5273971
it's ok i didnt meant to hurt your feelings sorry
>>5273968
>6'2" 210 lb big shoulders hairy ape
Wtf nevermind just fuck me literally 5'7" 130 lb please destroy me
the thing that bothers me the most about all these chubby/fat images and webms is that beside being fugly fat people(which is okay because others like it for some reason) is they all have hideous hairstyles and shit hairlines and disgusting gray/dirty brown underwear and hair in all the wrong places and look like 40 year old manbabies of incest
>>5273968
I haven't heard 90% of those terms.
What is a gym bunny?
>>5273912
Umm that isn't clean shaven..
>hair on jawline/neck
Honestly looks like he doesn't know how to shave properly.
Can Sandy be my husbando?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5HrPN4VwBA
>tfw uke
>tfw no seme
>>5273971
154
>>5273966
i composed a 210bpm song once
>>5273984
Just answer the questions, sweetheart.
>>5273988
Fuck knows, but basically the gay twin theory holds true.
>>5273978
literally laughed out loud
>>5274004
well yeah as I said it's comparable to my own taste so yeah...
>>5274002
>sweetheart
omg don't flirt with me you are a married man
>>5273811
>>5273840
I think I've heard that this is more common than you'd think. Especially the sub in secret guy. It's like you maintain that style for so long in the day that it's a way to blow off steam.
>>5274000
My heart moves as fast as your song. At 215 I start getting conscious about my heart rate and slow down to avoid hurting myself.
>>5273996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2keIfaPHgw
>>5273987
true, fuck them (not literally)
>>5274013
We're done here. I wasn't aware I was responding to a grill.
>>5274021
>5652
>seme
hehe good joke
>>5273985
>just destroy me
are small guys really into big guys?
what is the gayest videogame, /gg/?
>>5274039
most arent
>>5274041
5 nights at freddies
>>5274039
Yes all i want is a big bf t b h
I hate men with big strong chests because I was born with a fucked up chests and should have had a surgery when I was a little kid but my parents thought it would fix itself as I grew older and now it's too late because of something about my bones and ribs being already developed or something :c
I guess I am a "Pup"
>>5274045
post /co/ otps, /gg/. pls.
>>5274044
ugh why did I have to be born tall and with big shoulders
it hurts :(
>>5274047
I don't know the names for most of it. My trainers say jump, and I jump. Repeatedly. Until they say stop.
>>5274067
>born small and big shoulders
just fuck my life
people think im fat or built when i really arent
>>5274049
my chest looks like the chest of a 14 year old
all i want is that basic, somewhat defined chest
but i cant work out much because of illness
all i can do is tons of yoga to stay slim but nothing past that
Have you ever been to a masseur? I have appointment for full body Swedish massage tomorrow and I'm afraid I'll pop a boner(guy masseur).
>>5274077
>Yoga to stay slim
why doesn't most of /gaygen/ have a bf?
scared of socialising?
>>5274082
youre usually on your stomach with your dick facing downwards though
otherwise im sure theyre used to it, at least thats what ive heard
>>5274057
>>5274091
I'm /tom cruise/ and ugly
>>5274091
im attracted to college-age guys
as an 18 year old, i never meet any
>>5274082
>Swedish massage
I hope Mohammad makes you feel nice and loose, Anon!
>>5274082
You probably will
http://youtu.be/yTcutmcMZAA
>>5274077
I have a pair of overdeveloped ribs
and one of my pectorals is atrofied
so in a way I only have one pectoral, the other side of my chest is completely flat
and to sum it up I also have pectus excavatum
it's just a fucking mess.
>>5274090
?
im still not overweight after all these years of not exercising ever
>>5274100
Not in Sweden
Interesting tidbit on gay twins theory.
I'm the anon that posted >>5273698
I want to bear
The anon >>5273968 with the chart for reference.
I'll use me as an example. Since I'm attracted to more hairy, muscly men, that is an ideal body type. To attract those ideal body types, who are often attracted to their own type, I become bear to get a bear bf.
>>5274101
why does he have a boner
>>5274103
Starvation maybe.
>>5274105
That's right, Sweden will be in YOU.
>>5274102
i hate my ribcage
it sticks out too much so i look/feel fat even though im not and i can never get that nice tummyline that fit people have, and i dont want to look bulky because i dont like that
>>5274091
I want a twink bf
My Grindr is full of weird black dudes and older guys
>>5274110
Ask him, he's dripping precum towards the end
>>5274032
just cos im qt doesnt mean i couldnt seme the fuck out of u
ukes who become seme is a well established yaoi trope anyway now shaddap
>>5274111
I eat a lot, whatever i want pretty much
why do you think you cant stay in shape with yoga? a lot of the yoga exercises can get pretty intense if you want them to
you wont get much other than stamina, flexibility and maybe a bit of lean muscle but it works fine
>>5274117
That and I'm not a twink so I can kiss that idea goodbye. I just want a qt skinny guy next door bf
>>5274111
>this is what permabulk fatties believe
>>5274129
true, but i don't think you could seme the fuck out of me at the point in time faM.
but you could be my uke friend any time.
>>5274048
All I want is a bf
Big or small
Gay or straight
Ugly or... Okay looks matter :/
>>5274091
i live in the middle of fuckwhere and im introverted on top of that
the few gays i can find online that live like an hour away are either fuckugly fat whales or out of my league
i also just play games all day mostly so
>>5274039
>are small guys really into big guys?
im not even a little
>>5274143
All I want is a manlet stocky hairy bf with a short temper and who will get angry when I hold something he wants to grab way too high for him to reach
are anons free to post their sfw pics or will I get told to piss off to /soc/?
>>5274143
If you have no standards you can always adopt a dog, he will love you unconditionally.
>>5274143
now it souns like you want a best friend and not a boyfriend
is this the case, anon? are you lonely?
>>5274095
but tom cruise is hot!
don't be so hard on yourself
>>5274097
maybe visit the bars that the college kids attend, or make a grindr account?
>>5274117
try another site maybe?
OKC has twinks at least in my country, but they're all needy and want to marry or some shit like that
>>5274160
I mean you are allowed to.
But why would you want to do that to yourself?
>>5274160
you can, if you do it scarcely and without being a fuck about it
>>5274157
I meant tall/broad shoulder, not fat, if that's what you were thinking?
>>5274165
okay I won't then
i just wanted see how ugly I am considered
>>5274160
Both yes. Just do it anyway. There will always be that one hater though.
>>5274161
I had a dog but my neighbors took him and gave him away. That was the saddest day of my life.. I'll never forget him. My parents won't let me have a dog in the house ( trust issues ) because we had dogs in the past and they didn't know how to act in the house.. >>5274163
Yes. I need someone to talk to and not fuck :/
>>5274166
i give up, enjoy being mcdiabetes and epic gains you stubborn idiot
>>5274172
>I meant tall/broad shoulder, not fat, if that's what you were thinking?
nope tall guys are a turn off most of the times
>>5274181
Why do you think I'm fat you fucking retard? I weigh 140lbs.
>>5274183
this makes me feel wanted
t. 5'7" anon
>>5274175
i have a lot of gay people on my skype for some reason
i think i met them all online
somehow most of them are furries, but i never notice aside from their profile pictures that are random furry characters from videogames usually
>>5272805
You gotta wait 'til Christmas to unwrap your preseeeents!
>>5274193
>somehow most of them are furries
why does this always happen?
What are /gg/'s fetishes?
>>5274188
so do i, but you seem so inclined to believe that yoga does not work for staying slim even though it has for several years for me
do you think i mean like dumb leg crossed poses? because i mean actual exercises that consume energy
sewing an FOX patch onto my coat
y/n?
>>5274138
big words small cock
but i guess hanging out and doing uke stuff w/ u cud be fun
>>5274205
burps and sweatpants
FUCKING STREETSIGNS CAPTCHA RREEEEE
>>5274205
i kinda really want to suck a dick
its weird how i considered myself fully straight just a few weeks ago
man this place is toxic
>>5274212
feelgood no
Don't be that guy.
>>5274199
beats me, but they make okay friends to message with every now and then
>>5274220
I got it for free in camden market, i cant figure out where to put it.
Maybe on a rucksack?
>>5274205
I have a vomit fetish
I like to eat until I'm going to be sick and vomit in the bath tub with the drain plugged then fill it with about 6 inches of water and mix it all together and lay down in it and use the stomach bile as lube for my dildo while I jack off
Almost never do it at home because it's so much worse to clean up, but always do it when I'm in a hotel, just leave the mess for the maid to clean up after I've checked out of the room
>>5274209
What you do is glorified core exercises with some stretching. You spend how long? An hour? Doing all of nothing.
>>5274205
burps farts feederism and farts but not near my face
also guys pissing their pants after holding it for too long
but no diapers
>>5274205
Sexual contact with a human being, preferably a skinny guy
>>5274227
Pls anon no I'm short stocky man and I would love a tall bf
>tfw that ugly ape somehow snatched Tom Daley
someone teach me how to use love to get someone way out of my league
>>5274226
>Maybe on a rucksack?
That sounds alright.
>>5274205
soccer players
>>5274222
>hmu
hey baby
>>5274217
You're just a bitch
I've been here for like three months and the closest to me being a faggot was wanting to fuck trannies because we both pretend they are women. I've been on this gen for a month and had any urge to do anything gay with anyone ever. Be more stronger you fucking pussy
>>5274242
>liking people who look like children
Worry
>>5274234
what i get is what i want you dolt
cant do much more because of illness
i just do what i can to not become an obese cripple and it's working out just fine
what does
>hmu
mean?
>>5274205
Rope
Mouth stuff
Spanking
Maybe a little chastity
t. Not a Pervert Honest
>>5274258
What illness do you have that means you're limited to yoga?
>>5274244
I used to work somewhere where this one twink had a soccer gimmick. Tall socks and everything. Was great.
>>5274205
this is pretty unpopular but I like condoms
latex sleeved cocks turn me on
I also like bondage, specifically having a guy collared so I can pull him around
>>5274249
im trying dude but it doesnt help that natures basically gave me 0 masc stuff
man the idea of sucking off some cute guy sounds really nice
and then wed cuddle...
fuck i need help
>>5274257
Most 18 year old twink types have maces more mature than that
this makes me sad :(((
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/12010476/Britains-loneliest-schoolboy-forced-to-befriend-ducks-on-remote-Scottish-isle.html
>>5274284
Haha.
What a loser.
>>5274257
It says "Roma 09" on the medal so he was at the time...
... I think we have a nonce in our midst, chaps.
>>5274269
me too,
i like younger, twinkish otters
i have a big collection of mainly german players
>>5274268
it's too complicated to explain, but basically anything that's taxing will fuck me over. So just glorifed stretches and stuff I can do in my room then go rest afterwards when I'm worn out is all I can do.
I have to do some kind of exercise so I don't decay like an old man and die by the age of 25.
Glorified stretches helps me keep my body a bit in activity and stay in my weight
>>5274294
>chaps
>>5274284
Reminds me of when I was little and my friends were my guinea pig and an inflatable orca
>>5274284
at least he has ducks to keep him company
I have no one
>>5274275
You should consider suicide
Just because you're too much of a pussy to woo women because you're weak. Unconfident and not proud of who you are. You're probably one of those fitizens that fell for the le gay man meme. You just want to be gay because you understand how shitty females are. Its ok every man goes through that phase. Women are fucking easy to get with. Never trust them always get the last laugh and make sure you keep your social position. That's all people ever fall in love with.
Look at trips for example
The most popular are never tfe best looking just the most social
>>5274205
Bondage
Giant anal stuff
Sub Dom
Pet play
Frot
rape (pretend ofc)
total immobilization/submission
>>5274301
Do not mock me, you Damnable Yankee!
>>5274315
Sup, pie-man?
>>5273770
>>5274284
Reminds me of my childhood ;_;
>>5274300
What is it? Glandular Fever? Hypothyroidism? ME? MS?
Either way mate, Yoga will not burn enough calories to be considered a 'keep fit' exercise. It is likelier something to do with your body chemistry or your caloric intake. There are times where if your body detects it doesn't need anything, it'll just shoot more out the other end.
I eat a lot because I do 3 hours of exercise a day, 6 days a week, pushing my heart rate above 180.
>>5274325
use the archive you dope
>>5274307
>you're weak. Unconfident and not proud of who you are.
100% true
>You're probably one of those fitizens that fell for the le gay man meme.
nope never went there
>You just want to be gay because you understand how shitty females are.
id take a woman too desu a caring and loving one would be super nice
>Its ok every man goes through that phase.
then when will it fucking end???
>Women are fucking easy to get with. Never trust them always get the last laugh and make sure you keep your social position. That's all people ever fall in love with.
so i just need to get a good social position and then im set? what about that elliot rodger guy? guy was rich af and still couldnt get shit
>Look at trips for example
>The most popular are never tfe best looking just the most social
i mean i dont know i havent seen everyone but i guess so
>>5274332
>3 hours of exercise a day, 6 times a week
nogains.jpg
>>5274284
ah thats sad..
>>5274284
we should buy him a dog or something
>>5273927
>what bout me comes off as attractive to you, senpai
you misunderstood. I wasn't talking about you as a person being attractive. "Attract me" was to be taken as "being drawn in." I was referring to unhealthy relationships and avoiding co-dependency. Don't worry tho, you are an attractive person. And for the record, primally fucking someone violently should always come from a mindset of caring and not hate. You would never want to totally possess someone that you hated.
>>5274315
>>5274316
