Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Best season of the year!
OLD:
>>5267707
booger please bost vocaroo
>>5269093
A THERAPIST ISNT A FUCKING OPTION
IM TOO FUCKING FAR IN FOR THAT
WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I TELL PEOPLE IT'S "SEE A THERAPIST"
It's. Not. A. Fucking. Option.
>All these American boys with their cute accents
HITLER
POST
MOANING
>>5269132
You need to talk to someone about those anger issues, bro. You're a very hostile man, yeah?
>>5269132
Yeah it is. Did you ever consider that this 'not an option' thing is a means of punishing yourself by preventing yourself getting help? God damn don't be a helpless fag. Get some therapy.
>>5269143
no lol
>christmas
>season
>>5269143
>All these American boys with their cute accents
They have an accent?
>>5269132
You could always ask Santa for a the rapist.
Fuck christmas. I'm broke as fuck.
>>5269149
To someone not living in 'murica, it'd sound like an accent
>>5269143
>American accent
>cute
As an American I have to disagree
>>5269142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Grt6EyFdCB
idk i fail at being cute. i literally just sound like a regular guy.
>>5269159
Nah, it sounds like normal English to me and I'm from Germany.
i just read messages I sent to my ex when I was drunk last night and I want to kill myself now.
>>5269162
You sound very girly :3
>>5269132
What do you mean too far in? In the closet? How do you expect to get any help if you can't even tell a therapist you're gay?
>>5269158
>all therapists cost money
>all therapists require hospital referral
Nigger what's a GP
>>5269149
Yes. A cute, cute accent.
Are you joking, or can you seriously not recognize an American accent?
>>5269161
They're super cute. Then again, I find most accents cute, except some British ones.
>>5269114
I would like christmas a lot if my family wasn't fucking depressing during christmas.
It's literally two whole days of:
>Oh, I wish [latest dead relative] was here
and my parents usually split up every christmas up until new years and they always make a big embarrassing scene in front of everybody.
I usually end up drinking and eating until I pass out and regret it the following day.
But every other aspect of christmas, those in which my family is not involved, are really nice.
>>5269118
you're a homo, now deal with it
>>5269156
>egggnog season <3
Good stuff.
>>5269145
I'm down to how much I weighed as I entered high school. I'm hoping to get down to 7th grade weight. (I was sort of a fat tween)
>>5269175
You don't think that's high pitched? I think you might be deaf m8.
>>5269192
That's terrifying. What were they keeping you for? Suicide risk?
>>5269149
everyone has an 'accent'
just bc it isnt regional doesnt mean they havent got one
>>5269114
The only good things about this season are eggnog and pumpkin pie.
>>5269204
MAH NIGGA <3
>>5269156
>eggnog latte season
t
b
h
I don't care how gay that makes me
>>5269197
ty ty <3
>>5269191
I gained a lot recently, and it's terrible.
>>5269192
When you say that you hate yourself, is there a sensation in your body connected with that thought?
>>5269178
>Are you joking, or can you seriously not recognize an American accent?
>>5269164
I can recognize one, but the kind I'm thinking about is a strong american accent.
>>5269199
Could be, but I can't hear it in the last few vocaroos posted hear. Sounds like standard english to me.
>>5269194
still sounds regular guyish, but with a high pitched voice to me
>>5269193
I'd be fine with you talking normally.
>>5269199
I didn't realize people were stupid enough to not know this
>>5269178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13jHOoEYVNc
>>5269222
"standard english" is just a Received English accent you dummy
>>5269222
>I'd be fine with you talking normally.
thanks fAm
>>5269217
Drinking some nog isn't gonna make you obese overnight, silly anon.
tfw no over excited for xmas bf
>>5269233
the trolling is strong
>>5269242
The idea of egg nog sounds nice but they don't sell it in the UK. Link to some good recipes pls.
>>5269251
Eggnog is the fucking shit
Eggnog lattes are my specialty
>>5269222
>>5269164
It's called a neutral accent, and it's neutral because that's what Hollywood personalities are told to talk in, as well as radio hosts. It's considered to be the easiest to understand.
It is still an accent, it is just widely used in media.
Between the 1910s and 1950s, people in the UK tried to adopt what they called the 'BBC accent', to try and replicate the patterns of speech used by radio broadcasters in the UK. It was considered upper class. Same principle, different era.
>>5269242
>he will never crush your hips by riding your cock too hard
;________;
when will it be my turn for death by snu snu
>>5269234
How can I make you understand that "for me" is subjective, you silly goose?
>>5269265
>I was kept once for suicide risk
>I'd better not seek help in case they deem me a suicide risk again!
>So what if my choice to ignore medical professionals actually leads me to that suicide risk
Do you understand you're cyclically retarded? Go and see a fucking doctor.
>>5269259
>tfw neutral accent
i am so boring
i will never get a bf with this boring accent
>>5269271
but accents are not subjective, they are objective. no matter what is "normal english" in your opinion, it is still some type of accent you daft wee cunt
>>5269273
I don't have the money for that.
>>5269247
How's that trolling?
>>5269265
All this internalized homophobia that you speak off, and that you hate yourself. When you write this, or say it to yourself/think it, do you notice a sensation in your body somewhere? Like a lump in your throat, or a tightening of your chest, or similar. Does that make it more clear?
>>5269222
>I'm from German
Is that so? German men get my scrote juices flowing tbqh.
>>5269233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18U9SIxbW4g
Uwah~ you sound so cute tbqh, Myakki.
I'm blushing a little rn. O///O
Too bad you're way too big for your britches atm. Am never going back to you tbqh, even if you are super qt, yeah?
Hey SP is it true Jupp did the foreskin restoring thing?
How's it worked out? For you and him. I'm considering it myself.
>>5269294
Oh. Yeah, it does. Thanks.
Sometimes I do. Sometimes. I don't.
What's the name of the tattoo on the guy in the fronts chest?
>>5269295
>dat super deep American voice
Are you trying to make me erect?
>>5269295
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18U9SIxbW4g
>that voice
hnnnnnng
>>5269303
When you get those sensations, and feel this hatred are there memories associated with this?
>mfw no hairy line to lick
>>5269311
wow his abs are really weird looking. I like them though.
>>5269321
No. Are you implying I was abused?
If there's any sort of flashback or memory than that'd be catholic school. Otherwise, no.
masc4masc only
im so masc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05J2Q8Yo9gQ
>>5269331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wfgrHyUP87
same
>>5269274
>tfw essex accent
makes me sound really stupid
and common
>>5269336
yes
teach these faggots a lesson
>>5269330
I'm not implying you were abused. I'm trying to figure out if this way of thinking has any images, memories, sensations, or thoughts connected to it. I don't want to know what those are, I just want to know if there is.
>>5269340
It could be worse. Cornish people shouldn't be allowed words.
>>5269331
is that a fucking bear.
what would you do if you saw a literal 10/10 irl? would you approach him?
>>5269351
No because I can't approach men. I'd probably die if he looked my way..
>>5269350
im so masc i sound like a bear
>>5269351
there's a 10/10 who works at a gamestop near me
and yeah, we had lunch after talking for a few times when I was there just buying shit
do I kill myself or do I kill everyone else
I'm asking for a friend of course
>>5269312
I'm Australian.
>>5269313
ty ty
>>5269318
I wanna make cummies in a cute German, yeah?
They're among my favorite nationalities of men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR-nUwV-JRw
>The one in the black beanie with the bike
>The one who says "I'm too clumsy"
>That blond twink
>>5269351
I just stare then walk away knowing nothing will ever come of it.
>>5269349
or geordie shore types. i don't think they actually speak english.
>>5269299
Yes he did. Worked out just fine. I think it took him a long time to get results though. I dunno.
>>5269373
Is he around? Could you ask him please?
How long do you think it took?
>>5269351
I'd lick his pits desu
>>5269295
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wBKbFIIvIy
I like your masc voice senpai
I want to bully you under vocaroo
I have too much time on my hands lol
I don't believe the shit I say just really really bored
>tfw getting prescribed adderall soon
time to get skinny lads
I just want to take care of a cute gayboy
Feminine twinks are the best thign in the world
>>5269384
Good thing too, because you seem to have forgotten you posted that like 20 minutes ago too.
>>5269389
hi senpai~<3
>>5269389
Ooh ooh ooh pick me.
I'm not exactly feminine... But I am a thin twink
And yourself?
>>5269382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17DEYZH8aRP
>>5269389
i don't want to be taken care of though. maybe emotionally... but i want to be completely independent and not be a burden. ;~;
i also want to take care of my husbando in a lot of ways like making sure they're eating right and buying them gifts and making sure their place is clean.
The last time I saw a 10/10 and actually stared at him was in Heaven(gay club), he was a perfect Arab looking guy. We just stared at each other for like 10 seconds but you just KNOW they aren't interested when they give you that look so I just walked away.
>>5269392
it was at the end of the thread after the new was posted gosh, don't be such a whiner
>>5269351
I know a guy who I consider a 10/10
he's striaght tho so why bother
>>5269382
You sound kinda southern lmao
>>5269369
The fact that you're Australian seems so obvious now after listening to the clip again. I feel stupid now. Either way nice voice.
>>5269413
It seemed like a fun joke to make.
>>5269405
you sound really cute
>>5269378
He said it took him about 2 years.
>>5269422
Do you guys dock?
It's actually p good desu
>>5269416
Everyone thinks I have an accent on the internet because I talk retarded on purpose. I actually just sound like a normal person.
>>5269408
>tfw so lonely after breakup I probably could
P post more for s science...
>>5269397
Thanks for the tip
tips on how to take good buttpics? i dont think im flexible enough for this shit
>>5269452
post more please?
Arnold Schwarzenegger is hot
>>5269382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vkjNeuryxA
W-wow, Maki. I wanna make you my qt southern belle tbqh.
Too bad we're through tbrqpfh. We were perfect together, but sometimes it's just not healthy, y'know? :'[
>>5269465
dislocate yr spine
>>5269447
that's what he said
>>5269465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt50S-mfwMc
>>5269369
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR-nUwV-JRw
You already linked me that, it's still on my to watch list.
>>5269408
Christmas hitler detected.
I know it's you!
>>5269469
Do not sexualise the Arnold.
Frank Zane > Arnold
arnie was just better at the politicking
>>5269226
You've only seen like one me, though.
>>5269513
one is enough <3
i think you're hot
where to find audio clips of someone calling me a slut and giving me commands and shit?
>>5269474
I'd dislocate your spine, if you catch my drift.
>>5269486
It's a pretty cute video. German men are certified qts imo.
>>5269506
sory ;_;
he is my hero
>>5269525
i love you so much
>>5269530
I love his movies. Good stuff. Such a bro guy too.
>>5269471
>that vocaroo
>what you said on text
Ooo why do I fall for the crazy ones?
Well I gotta go play my 3ds super sm4sh
Its a huge bitch to post here since they banned my entire device and I have to go through a proxy on top of my vpn than find one that hasn't already been banned because someone had to have posted disgusting stuff here.
Why do I always fall for mean and crazy people and dislike nice?
Goodnight babe yeah?
>>5269526
Its makii f you like my voice ill make some later
I want to abuse verbally someone
>>5269497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x7rjGTRlb6
>>5269523
>one is enough <3
Oh, o-ok
>>5269549
i cant wait until later
ahhh man i need it bad...
>>5269553
post pic u ugly faggot
>>5269528
i dont
>>5269542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0umwkNeKvQg
God fucking dammit a guy said im too good for him and he rather see me do better. What is this shit.
>>5269547
>Conan Barbarian
>Predator
>Terminator 1 and 2
I love him in all these movies
what did you eat/drink today fatty?
>4 jumbo cinammon rolls
>1 chicken salad wrap
>1 asian sesame chicken salad from panera bread
>1 cup of peanut butter tracks ice cream
>1 chocolate chip cookie
>1 mini vanilla cup cake
>2 glasses of water
>1 small glass of cherry juice
>2 glasses of lime juice
>>5269576
Kindergarten Cop, 6th Day, Twins, End of Days. I don't think there's a movie of his I hated.
>mfw he says yes
>ohwait.jpg
No bf
No chance at getting one until college
No chance at >>5269572
>>5269562
Just imagine a fat booger with dead eyes and a broken nose.
>>5269587
I had picrelated for lunch and spaghetti for dinner
I had chocolate milk with cookies mid afternoon
and in a while I'm going to have some ice cream :3
>>5269549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GPRToGYy9k
Dislocate your spine, yeah?
>>5269569
;]
>>5269587
A bread roll
This chickpea and pumpkin salad thing that I bought from the supermarket
A 1 litre bottle of Coke Zero
A bottle of wine
An apple muffin
3 cups of coffee
And an egg.
I'm about to go to sleep, but I might have something before bed.
>>5269589
So this guy rather see me do better and the other is playing mind games, this is some ish. Oh well at least hes cute I guess.
>tfw no happy bf to spend christmas with
Why live ;___;
>>5269588
Total Recall, True Lies...
hell, I'd watch these movies just to see Arnold in action
>>5269615
I had a bf for three years and we never spent christmas together ;_;
>>5269599
why would i imagine post a pic u ugly fucking retard
>>5269613
Convince him with some dick
>>5269618
>not liking Total Recall
RED FLAG!
>>5269618
Ah yes those ones too. True Lies is great. Eraser too.
>>5269630
you can eat anything you want and still be skinny and pretty
the trick is no swallowing
>>5269588
Hey SP, does Jupp's regrown foreskin look like just a normal foreskin? Or is the difference obvious?
>>5269630
I'm not skinnyfat though.
What would you prefer I eat? I have a rather healthy diet if I do say so myself tbqh.
>>5269587
Norwegian apple cake
Sandwich
Cape cod chips
Water
>>5269647
Looks normal yeah.
>tfw walking up or down stairs after leg day.
>>5269646
You'll never get a body like this if you don't swallow.
Also you should always swallow every time :3
>>5269666
one time I almost couldn't get off the toilet
>>5269674
>You'll never get a body like this
but that's something good
>>5269606
:///
>>5269691
Damn twinks. Don't you want a beefy body for your bf to cuddle up with?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UnVwL6wCmZ
>>5269695
no
I want to be skinny and light so my beefy bf can easily carry me around :3
>>5269699
beautiful. I felt the emotion 10/10
>>5269692
;]
>>5269622
Because mean little anons get no pics.
I don't want no scruds.
>>5269650
>I have a rather healthy diet if I
>>5269666
>lifting squats with my body weight on the bar after about a month at the gym
>next day walking up stairs is fine
>walking down stairs is fucking hell
I felt like a cow, I could go up but going down was an absolute struggle. At least going up you could just sort of robot your way up.
>>5269706
LMAO
>>5269704
this is all I wanna hear as a singer
thank you
>>5269699
What the fuck did I just listen to? Was that even English?
boyfriend saw that I had grindr open
I was using it to catfish for dick/body pix
now he's mad and i ruined his trust
but all i wanted to see was what local guys look like naked without actually meeting them
what do?
>>5269722
i'll take this as a compliment
>>5269723
You could stop being a shit boyfriend but I doubt you'll be a boyfriend for too long after this.
>>5269702
Awww you fucking cutie, now post butt pics.
>>5269723
It pisses me off that someone like you has a boyfriend. Why ruin something so valuable for such a shitty reason?
>>5269709
Only thing wrong with my diet is that I have too much caffeine and alcohol.
You of all people shouldn't judge me, sissy boi.
>>5269747
no
its flat :c
but im working on it
>>5269759
Man gotta keep squatting on that dick c:
>>5269755
>watching porn is the same thing as actively flirting with guys and tricking them in order to get something from them
I mean that's not just being a bad boyfriend, it's being a bad person who should stay single.
>>5269764
i-is it true that bottoming makes your butty bigger?
>>5269768
Is it flirting if I put "DL BI Discreet" as a profile header and people just send them to me w/o any effort on my part? Like I just log on and thirsty homo's who want to jump on some holy grail Bi dick just send pix right away. It is literally the same as porn right? I make an account and get free pics?
>>5269781
>Is it flirting
Yes. You're inviting them to send you those pictures.
>>5269775
Yah man that and squatting deep like a man will get you dat ass. Just have to keep up with it and it will get there hehe. Im in the same boat.
>>5269772
You should post more pictures, I had fun making that shoop.
You're also pretty cute, in an ugly way. Like, I'd have a few dates with you, but probably wouldn't take you home to meet my parents unless I really liked you.
>>5269757
the amount of sugar is huge
sugar and carbs basically
not surprising u look like shit
>>5269781
No. You're actually getting nudes of other gay guys by interacting with them and tricking them while you have a boyfriend. You're pretty much just telling him that he is not enough for you. If you wanted porn you would have got it off a website or blog or whatever. Not by tricking other guys on a hookup app.
What other boards do you faggles post on?
>>5269772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SwuIEdOhXy
>>5269821
/SC/
>>5269821
pol, int when it was funny, k&g occasionally, and I browse fa
>>5269821
/v/ and /tv/.
I stop by the /trash/ for the gfur stuff sometimes.
>>5269821
/g/,/f/,/fit/, and /x/. Frequent some of the entertaining ones some times.
>>5269821
/sp/, /pol/, /an/, /v/ and /trash/
>>5269829
/sc/?
>>5269832
finish high school
>>5269801
here
>>5269839
Santa Claus.
>>5269821
/mu/
>>5269843
nice
looking cute and adorbs and fem
>>5269802
>The sugar and carbs meme
kek
The total carbs isn't even that bad.
Well, except for the bottle of wine, but that's because it's the weekend.
I'm skinny and don't have bad skin or anything, so I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you having withdrawals?
>>5269843
Saved.
>>5269821
/v/ and occasionally /x/. I don't believe in ghosts and shit I just like the creepypastas and horror stuff.
>>5269846
/mu/ is cancer
judging u
>>5269847
do you want to buy me stuff
>>5269843
Your hair looks much better than that other pic
Cute/10 bf materiel
>>5269854
haha I recorded it, silly
>>5269855
yes
but also just take care of you in general because you look so fragile
>>5269862
My new jam man I like the part where you said something I didn't understand <3
>>5269863
ok r u cute
do you want 2 be my bf?
>>5269821
For the most part, this is the only board I use.
>>5269864
i'm glad i'm opening your ears to world music family
>>5269868
yes and yes
>>5269873
ok
when will u get here
im sleepy
>>5269871
I already am though. I found your mad beats man. Only true music lovers listen to not words by anon.
>>5269877
those are all words though
it's portuguese mixed with bantu
:)
>>5269821
I used to play pokemon before so I used to go to /vp/ from time to time, but not anymore.
Sometimes I go to /pol/ when shit goes down somewhere just to see the reaction there, because it's both funny and sad, but I don't think I've ever posted anything there.
I went to /int/ a couple of times but haven't been there in months.
Really, this is the only board I visit with frequency.
>>5269382
PLEASE DO MORE VOCAROOS
>>5269885
Yah I know just found it funny you are able to speak that quick haha. My grandma used to speak.
>>5269848
carbs and sugar arent bad for you when they dont constitute the entirety of ur diet
like except maybe the egg and the salad (which being ready-made from a supermarket shelf is full of sugar) nothing else u listed is of any nutritional worth
>>5269851
general threads mainly
but where else would i go for d a n k antony fantano memes
>>5269894
hamthony mantano is p great
>>5269841
But I already have.
>200g of kettle chips
>300g of pasta + tuna and cheese
>maybe 60g of pistachios
>2 chocolate wafers
>1 full bar of Galaxy chocolate (approx 115g)
>Some milkshakes, fruit juices and stuff
>like 200g of yogurt
Tfw 3400 TDEE
>>5269903
Fannytano is a fucking melon.
>>5269821
/fa/- every day
/g/- every few hours
/v/- once in a while but its shit tier
/int/- to learn japanese because I plan to live in tokyo in a few years time
/cyber 8ch/- love the aesthetic
>>5269854
I haven't summoned one yet. I just need a virgin to sacrifice. Anyone wanna help me out here?
>>5269912
Ooh!
Me me!
>>5269917
Christmas Hitler is also a virgin?
What a surprise
>>5269821
Mostly /int/, /ck/, /pol/, and now /his/
I used to browse /co/ like 24/7
Oh and I use /lit/ for what books to read
>>5269894
The only other foods I listed were a bread roll and a muffin. Neither of those things are all that terrible.
Why are you so stroppy, mate?
I've got some diet coke left, do you want some?
>>5269910
>/fa/
One of the worst boards on 4chan.
>/g/
Okay.
>/v/
Gross.
>/int/
Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zldBTSx9JpE
>>5269920
You doubtin me nigga?
>tfw hungry
>>5269937
Aint doubting ya. Just find it funny you have a sweet tooth :3 Milkshakes are the shit.
>>5269944
As much as I like nuts and pasta, it would grow terribly tiresome. Usually I'd have fruit in my yogurt too, but my bananas aren't ripe yet.
I also can't eat bread at the moment, which makes calories a real fucking pain.
>>5269906
i wanna lick your teeth
>>5269952
Umm, thank you?
>>5269955
hug me
