GODDD I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE! I AM 31 AND A GOD DAMN VIRGIN!! I DON'T WANT TO GO ON CRAIGSLIST AND FUCK A 45 YEAR OLD AIDS VICTIM!!! I WANT SOME CUDDLY BF.... I HATE LIVING WITH BIBLE THUMPING HICKS.... I ALSO HATE THE LEFT WING CRAZIES THAT EXISTS TODAY.... KILL ME SOMEONE
Hey, I'm also 31 and a gay virgin. I stopped giving too much of damn around 25 though, there are more things in life than sex.
>>5267872
>I DON'T WANT TO GO ON CRAIGSLIST AND FUCK A 45 YEAR OLD AIDS VICTIM!!!
Thailand bro. Find a 20yo twink hooker.
gay virgin? isn't that a girl's name?
>31 year old Gay Virgin
>USA
How how HOW does this happen?
Consider moving to where there's more gay people.
Or killing yourself.
>grindr
>hookers
If you're 31 and you have never had a relationship or had sex, you should be worrying about other things than having your hymen being intact
>>5267872
You realize this is all on you, right? How did this even happen? Why didn't you just seek this shit out ten years ago? It was just 2005, it's not like it was the 1950s.
Sometimes I feel like a lame because I lost my virginity at 18, but then you guys post and make me feel a lot better about myself.
Yeah this is silly anon. You need to socialize moar.
>>5267872
>choosing a partner based on political affiliation
Well there's your problem right there OP you're stupid as fuck and should have just found a gay bar in your area instead if worrying if a boy is liberal or not. Sux for u anon maybe /pol/ will let you suck their dick (they wont lol)
>>5268002
Fuck that. I hate people.
No wonder I'm 31 and a virgin. When I go outside and see people all I do is fantasize about killing them or torturing them.
My life is a sham, but if I go out it will be in a blaze of glory.
>>5267872
so basically you hate everything
explains why you're way past gay death and still a virgin
you will die alone
>>5268758
>but if I go out it will be in a blaze of glory.
Can you at least give us a heads up when you do like the Oregon shooter guy?
>>5268002
I'm nor op but also 31 and a virgin, I socialize a lot, socializing doesn't mean you automatically get laid somehow.
It's like a gay guy and virgin fused to become
Virgayta
>>5268790
lol im not going to do anything except make posts on anonymouse message broads :o)
Also 31 gay-virgin. Had more than enough vagina, but no manbutt. That I know of. Never went to Thailand. For me it was a recent accepting thing. Been grappling and depressed lately, largely because faggots like the ones here think life is about shallow hookups until you're dead inside. I tried that with vaginas already.
No idea where to meet LTR boys. POF sucks.
>>5267872
holy fuck. im 32 and in the same situation
younger gays are so lucky today, they can be themselves, I'm still dealing with the number of years I lost because I couldn't be myself and even now I find it hard to truly feel comfortable meeting guys and being okay with myself.
>>5270181
Also 31 gay-virgin. Had more than enough vagina, but no manbutt.
So you aren't a virgin at all, asshole
You are at your prime my friend! Just go out to a bar be confident and buy a cute innocent looking twink a drink and get him drunk enough to to take home. Guys this on me all the time
>>5270617
Sounds like I would get STDs
Also I can't take him to my moms house I have power rangers bedsheets LOL
also the house is a hoarder house :'(
>>5270219
gay virgin. As in gayvirgin. girgin. You can unfriend me when you get more 31 year old gays up in here to pick and choose, pal
zeta gundam was so boring and autistic
>>5270636
Oh my god
if you slept naked with a guy ONCE and sucked dick once.
Does this still make you a virgin? Considering no anal?
>>5267872
Yer a wzard arry
>>5271070
Only if you're a delusional female. Possibly a Christian. If you are a rational male then yes, you had gay sex.
>>5267872
damn i'm a 20 year old virgin and i thought that was bad.
it's because im too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. not even to my friends. i don't know why. i just can't bring myself to do it.
plus i've never been in a relationship. not even one of those fake ones with a girl to prove my heterosexuality. it's because i'd feel bad for the girl.
romance and relationships (at least the thought of it) kind of freaks me out. having intimacy and a connection with someone that deep (beyond a simple friendship) is so foreign and uncomfortable for me.
anyways, i think i'm too boring for a relationship. i'm not interesting at all and im afraid that one of us would get bored of it really quickly.
i still think about it nearly every night before i go to sleep, it's really pathetic. i don't care about the sex but it's the romantic aspect that i want to experience. i mean, i'm sure it's highly idealized in my head but still...
>>5271175
I hear ya. You won't have a happy relationship until you're at least mostly happy with yourself. Get comfortable in your skin and you can enjoy someone else's. Yes this is possible.
>>5270636
Damn nigga. Get a job and move out already.
>>5268758
I bet I'm going to die a virgin too. I feel the same way about people, I have all these fucked up dissociated thoughts. Also I'm a fucking alcoholic.
>>5270636
is this b8?
>>5271175
>damn i'm a 20 year old virgin and i thought that was bad.
Same.
>it's because im too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. not even to my friends.
Yup, I even have straight friends who I know would be supportive and a few lgbt acquaintances so I could come out to those people, but too much of a puss and also fear spilling the spaghetti w/ parents.
>not even one of those fake ones with a girl to prove my heterosexuality.
I could have if I wanted to, I had a female friend who was interested in me but I chose not to.
>it's because i'd feel bad for the girl.
I did not want to risk loosing a friendship over a fake relationship.
>romance and relationships (at least the thought of it) kind of freaks me out. having intimacy and a connection with someone that deep (beyond a simple friendship) is so foreign and uncomfortable for me.
It's from years of internalized homophobia and we both know it.
>i'm not interesting at all and im afraid that one of us would get bored of it really quickly.
Sometimes I feel this way sometimes not, depends on current mood of self-worth.
> still think about it nearly every night before i go to sleep, it's really pathetic.
4:30 am in this thread whattup.
>i don't care about the sex but it's the romantic aspect that i want to experience.
Same, I really don't want to loose virginity to a total stranger, it's the easy way out.
>i mean, i'm sure it's highly idealized in my head but still
Are you me? post loc
The inde time I had sex was s disaster, so I don't think I'm ever gonna do it again
>>5271175
Worrying about gay stigma (real or imagined) means that being a 20 year old virgin is actually pretty common, so don't feel bad.
OP should feel terrible though. 31 is more than enough time especially if you're actually a virgin and not a guy who denied his gayness and tried to get with women at first. Just use protection and hop on grindr. Its not that bad and you can at least say you tried it. You can decide if hookups are for you or you want to wait till you find someone who meets your lofty standards later. Please don't die a virgin, anons.
>>5271754
Tell us the story. I could use a good spaghetti tale.
>>5272005
I've already posted in this thread as one of the other 31 year old virgins, I'm actually a double virgin though because I'm biscum.
My life since 18 year old have been plagued by disarray, in and out of mental health care, the removal of a vital organ that turned out to further that process and very little contact with others.
I tried hitting up grindr this year, and even though there are offers it doesn't feel right leaving out that I'm a virgin because I expect people are much more experienced. That usually leave people not wanting anything more.
There's also a problem with my sex drive that I'm trying to figure out, since I've never gotten random boners and don't get boners from seeing naked women or men.
I measured my t-levels and they were told they were exceptionally high and that my regular doctor couldn't understand why I didn't have a back and chest covered in hair, I'm pretty hairless. The high number should include me having a high sex drive as well, so I'm in that process of finding out some answers.
I'm well set on the fact that I might die a virgin at this point, and it doesn't really faze me anymore.
>>5271230
I make like $60k/year
my mom has MS so I am stuck here paying for her forever and ever :(
>>5272079
You could semi-lie. Say you're curious about sex with a man or just recently decided to explore being you're gay on your profile. Theres definitely a niche that enjoys that sort of thing especially the former. It'd explain the lack of experience without giving the full details.
>>5272143
Just let her die so you can get laid.
It's like you don't know how to fag properly m9
>>5269386
I prefer gaijin.
>>5272361
the trick is, I can move out, but then I will be paying for HER household AND my own.
Is it worth it?
>>5273582
Do the math see if you can afford it?
>>5273706
Then I won't be able to put like $1000 in savings every month, which I enjoy doing
what is the big deal? There are many people like this these days.
Just find something you enjoy and move on, a husbando might come or might never have come.
Unless you are some autist in need of some kind of deep emotional support, finding someone won't fix the issue, I tried that once, found a guy that likes me, and I liked, we had a few common interests and we tried, it just didn't feel right, there was no real emotional attachment or deep sexual attraction, at least not for me. I was 19 back then, only slept together and sucked each other, 23 now and the only other person I felt something for was straight for fucks sake.
So just wait, it might come or it might never come, so I just focus on vidya and my career.
Plus at least I am not a complete virgin :3
>>5276871
Or if you are a Dom top you can always kidnap someone and stash them in your basement, pic related, if it is your enemy it is a +
>>5276876
Kidnap someone, tie them up, and take them to Buick.
>>5276882
>>5276882
What is this meme anime?
>>5268758
I was wondering how someone can get to 31 without getting laid but this post explains it all. Grow the fuck up and interact with people you're 31, you don't hate all people youre just an angsty little pussy
>>5272143
You're a good son and a good person m8. I'd suck your dick. No homo.
Love your mom.
>>5277015
I highly doubt every virgin guy that old is an edgy retard who hates others because they don't like them
>>5271748
Georgia USA. I go to UGA.
I would join the lgbt group here, but I can't get past the idea that most of these groups are full of snowflakes and psychos. I'd rather avoid these people if I could. Plus, the whole in the closet thing doesn't really help.
Man, I'm tired. It's 3:00 am right now. I have got to get a better sleep schedule.
>>5276871
>Unless you are some autist in need of some kind of deep emotional support
You sort of nailed it there. Yes I am.
I'm a 23 gay virgin. My issue is that I have almost no social contact to begin with, so getting in a gay relationship would take a lot of steps. I don't want to use grindr or a gay bar, I want a real relationship and I'm afraid of AIDS.
I'm trying to get out more and turn my life around. Want to get a job but I have no experience so I've started to volunteer.
Hopefully my life will be noticeably improved a year from now.
>I am scared of AIDS meme
Nice to see virgin have such silly excuses
>>5282169
Fear of AIDS is legitimate.
>20
>virgin
>too ugly to try grindr
>have no idea how to socialise and am frightened by gay people
at this point i guess the main path is suicide, just waiting a few decades for my parents to get old and die
>>5282211
Nice excuse faggot, that totally explains your virginity.
>>5282241
>Too ugly to try grindr.
Posts like this make me curious. How ugly is ugly? What's your proof?
>>5282368
my proof is being consistently being bullied for being ugly and having been told i am ugly
and literally no one has ever hit on me or approached me
im 22, gay, not a virgin, and yeah.
i used to be insecure about my looks and would try and sleep with the hottest guys to feel better about myself, but eventually i became bored and now all i care about is world domination
jokes. i actually just want to get away from the modern world for a while and do some traveling by myself, then afterwards ill probably get into marketing / advertising and write some books
that's pretty much my life
>>5282388
so why the fuck are you posting in this thread?
>>5282395
because we're all sharing things about ourselves it seems
>>5282400
>guy posts a thread about being a virgin
>le im not le virgin xDDD
whats it like being a shitty human being?
>>5282211
Can I borrow your time machine?
>>5282410
i don't really know what to tell you?
im sorry that you think being a virgin is necessarily a bad thing?
there are more important things in life other than sex no matter what age you are, imho at least
>>5282305
I'm not the anon you were talking to earlier. It's just common sense though. STD's should be avoided especially if it's permanent and potentially deadly.
Of course people should be afraid of it. Not to the extent of living in a closet your entire life but to the extent that you should be wary.
Don't get so offended. I don't care if common sense hurts your delusion.
Also 31, also closeted gay virgin. No friends, too shy to get out and meet people. These days most of my time is spent working.
>>5282575
high five bro
>>5282575
We should make the 31 yo gay virgin club.
![cute-puppies-kissing[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wpz8hMz.jpg "cute-puppies-kissing[1].jpg")
I'm 24 and a virgin. I don't care so much about being a virgin because sex seems meaningless without love. I sometimes feel sad about how I've never been in love. It will come some day, though, and that gives me hope. Everyone has their time, mine's just a little later.
>>5283230
Also 24, also a virgin. I was waiting, like you, for what I'm not sure. I've been so damn horny lately I've been thinking about just hitting up some rando on scruff or whatever and getting the damned thing over with. I have avoidant personality disorder and a crippling fear of STDs though.
23 virgin here, also friendless. The downsides of being a shut-in I guess.
>>5283230
Good luck with that one person you ll love, hopefully he wont be straight.
>>5268002
I lost mine at 15
Come at me bro
>>5268758
you sound fat
>>5276958
http://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=8GTo1zyQXmQ
To be honest I feel like I'd be more comfortable dating a guy if he was also a virgin like me. We all have hangups and issues, I don't see that as too big a deal. It'd be nice to have that in common and then figure it out together.
Are any of you virgins short & a bottom?
>>5283639
me too, I know how much normies hate virgins so it would make me less comfortable around them. I'm not short but I wouldn't mind trying being a bottom.
>>5283639
How can you know what you are if you are a virgin?
>>5283678
I've dated a few guys but never gone all the way, and i know what gets me hard.
Let's just say sometimes you just know.
>>5283733
REEEEEEEE
>>5268767
I'm not OP but he's perfectly right to hate both his "hicks" (presumably a partial stand-in for the right wing) and today's extreme-batshit left.
OP's hicks are furthermore presumably a symptom of being stuck in the sticks, so perhaps he resents them less for themselves as such, and more because they are /part/ of the overall /place/ that he resents. Because in this /place/, /he can't find an average guy to jerk off and watch animus with and actually still vote democratic 90% of the time but throw in the odd republican vote every so often just to be contrarian/. Because we are forever emptying out of the sticks to migrate to cities - complete with high rent, violent blacks, and that pervasive urine smell.
And why? Because in spite of all that, one good possibility makes it all worthwhile - /the real possibility of companionship or at the very least regular sex with an age-appropriate partner/, which is exactly what OP, troll or no, desperately wants. Because Dan Savage's stock advice on this point is actually true, as is the rationale behind it. Even today, now that gay is normalized. There is nothing for gay men in rural areas.
Get your ass to a city, OP.
>>5283675
I don't think it's hate, just being judgmental and close minded, but yeah I do too. Where you from anon?
after starting college and trying to interact with normal people, i realised how disconnected and weird i was, im going to die a virgin and theres nothing i can do about it
>>5277018
I think it might be "Kizuna" but I"m not sure. I'll let you chase that lead.
>>5283741
truthfully my only interaction with other people is here on 4chan, I'm really disconnected from the outside world. And I'm from england.
>>5283738
I'm sorry which thing is this in response to.
>>5283776
Ah yeah, maybe attitudes are different over there.
And that's no bueno. Everything here is distorted and turned dire.
>>5271126
Gay wizard
>>5283808
I don't have anyone irl so my options are limited. But I kinda thought normies thought the same everywhere desu.
>>5283800
you are a normie that has been on dates, you said you wanted a virgin because then you could figure things out together but then you say you are already a top.
REEEEEE
>>5283838
Normies aren't so normy the more you get to know them, honestly. They're all over the map.
And idk, i notice different attitudes. But then where I live is a big mix of different kinds of people.
>>5283848
I wouldn't know, I've never really had friends or anything. And where do you live?
>>5283843
A few though. Like you can go on a date and not even do shit and handle yourself as long as you can hold a convo. Esp if you try dumb shit like okcupid.com, which is by no means populated by normies.
And what can I say, I literally fantasized about holding a guy down and undressing him as my first sexual thought. All I feel when I'm horny is aggression. After how long I spent being a closetfag, I found the time to put two and two together.
>>5283871
I feel that. Friends are a new thing for me, just within the past 2 or so years. Sometimes figuring out friendships feels like trying to walk into some advanced math course you've never been in and figure it out. I went from being a shut in for years to like just winging being a normy and shit. It's really difficult, but worth it. And I'm I'm the US.
>>5283910
ooh, I'm a shut in too, how did you break out of it? I've been one since 2009, I'm pretty regretful of it now. I'm glad you found friends btw, people aren't meant to be alone.
>>5283953
Hmm, this is a hard one to answer. See, idk if you've ever studied a subject in depth but what you start to find is that basic concepts sort of fall apart the deeper you get into it. Like physics, math, biology, etc in the upper levels they discover problems with the overall theory that undo the basics you're taught in elementary school.
It's the same thing with this. The further I get in my learning, the more I have to throw out basic assumptions and what I thought was a black & white fact. But it also gets easier coz you have experience navigating it and you can find some patterns in how to deal with people. But overall, I don't know if I would have been able to make the journey knowing what I know now. So I'll try to tell you a few things I think are helpful.
-find any advantage you can toe exploit and build up your confidence. I was extroverted as a kid, so I tried to draw on that. Also, I've found that people who have been through addiction can give good tips for how to deal with setbacks and shit.
- be able to let go of preconceptions and people. If you thought something was one way, but it's actually another, try to give up the old idea and incorporate the new. Fighting it will sink you, like being tied to a concrete block. And be ready to let go of people too. You'll find yourself making mistakes, befriending shitty people (coz you don't know better), and then often you'll just outgrow them. Retaining friends is like holding water in a net, it's fairly arbitrary. At the end of the day who you keep around is mostly chance, and partly fundamental compatibility.
-most importantly, never stop or go backward. If you don't know what to do in a situation, rest assured that those are never, ever going to be the choices to make. You have to keep moving forward.
Feel overwhelmed and defeated already? This is why it's tough giving advice, because when you first start out you need to keep it simple and pace yourself.
>>5284097
One last thing:
This is probably the loneliest journey I've been on in my life. But what I've learned is that everyone is struggling by themselves. It may not look it from your pov, but get to know them and it's evident they're a scared, dumb animal who doesn't have it figured out. Sure, they may have some advantages and it'll really kick you on the face to see how easy some shit is for them, but that's irrelevant to you, because the more you learn about yourself, the more you learn that you don't want what they want, so it doesn't matter.
And that's the most valuable thing I've gotten out of this to be honest m, which is why being a virgin doesn't seem like a huge deal. I'll figure it out it just seems like it'd be more comfortable with another one. Lol
>>5284097
>>5284133
I'm gonna read through all this multiple times, thank you for trying to help me, I appreciate it.
>>5284187
Of course. And a lot of it might not be helpful til later. I can try to think of beginning steps if you want.
Man this is tricky, this is why I wouldn't wanna be a teacher. I'd be all over the place and confuse my students. Lol
>>5284222
It's okay, I'm just glad someones doing something. Do tell me more if you can.
>>5286461
Straight people can't be your boyfriend, they are straight.
do you actually have the interest to get out of your house in the first place? Or give a damn about the random people you meet?
Plus I guess it is hard to find other people wi common interest like games outside, most are normies so we really don't have anything interesting to talk about
I'd settle for some friends
>>5286461
>I wouldn't mind a straight bf.
>straight bf
This is one of my only redflags for dating.
>>5288779
Not at all. I actually like guys who are a little bit effeminate/pretty.
But I'm referring to going after straight guys. That's a bad sign.
>>5288790
Why is it a bad sign?
>>5288795
It's a symptom of trannyness.
>>5288795
Because it usually (not always) means a guy is self-hating and idealizes/fetishes straight dudes. Always going after the unattainable 'perfect' guy. Having straight dude friends all my life I know they're just guys like anyone else and there's nothing special about it.
I get being into someone more traditionally masculine, but it's usually not just that. I wouldn't want to be into someone who only likes me because I seem 'masc', that'd feel stifling, and I wouldn't want to see someone who sees themselves as inferior for being gay.
>>5288823
There is something special about them though.
They have a different mentality that you rarely find in gay men.
They don't have gayface.
They don't have the mannerisms.
To name a few.
>>5288823
I don't know... I could have a gay or straight bf. I wouldn't judge either way. If I could love him and he could love me back, I couldn't see it being better any other way.
>>5267872
[spoiler]just out of curiosity what counts as a gay losing his virginity?[/spoiler]
>>5289108
Having sex with another gay guy. Oral, anal, giving, receiving, doesn't matter. Experimenting with straight guys doesn't count though.
>>5269386
>>5273576
>>5289112
why would experimenting with a straight guy doesn't count tho?
>>5289153
Because part of losing your virginity is gaining sexual experience. Being experienced at having sex with straight men doesn't prepare you at all for having sex with gay men. The same things that straight men find to be arousing and taboo gay men find to be boring and mundane.
If you think some awkward drunken embarrassed dry-mouthed 1 minute blow job is going to impress a gay man, you've got another thing coming. Especially after the apologies and you muttering "no homo."
The most you could claim is that your mouth or your ass lost it's virginity to a straight man. Because no straight man is going to admit that you fucked him up his ass or fucked his mouth. He might run crying to his grandma and tell her you tricked him into ramming your butt, he might sign a song to his choir about how he blew his load down your throat, but he'll never admit you went to brown town on his ass. Not even if his ass is so loose it's hanging out the bottom of his high-water jeans.
>>5289153
I forgot to add that part of losing your virginity is the other person admitting that they had sex with you as well. If the other person denies it then you can't claim you've lost your virignity, it doesn't count, even if everyone knows it's true. Hence why you can't lose your dick's virginity on a straight man's ass.
>>5289172
>>5289178
>but he'll never admit you went to brown town on his ass. Not even if his ass is so loose it's hanging out the bottom of his high-water jeans.
this made me laugh did this happen to you.
>>5289178
what is up with all these rules
>>5289183
kek is that frylock?
>>5288779
What makes you think everyone is fine with being gay and open to experimentation? Many straight have issues on that side.
Trying to "convert" them is retarded, first because of foolish hopes and secondly because you make them feel less comfortable and will avoid you because of it. If someone is clearly straight, no, you can't change him.
>>5289183
It did happen to me. I fucked the shit out of this straight man's ass. He never wanted me to do it again, or anyone else to do it, he never had anything to do with a man ever again, but I fucked his ass for hours, and he was crying by the end of it. Then he admitted to a close friend of his that I blew him, hoping to preempt my storytelling so that nobody would believe my story. And yeah, that happened too, but that's not the reason all his farts were silent from that day forward. I didn't blow him so hard the air traveled through his tubes and blasted open his asshole forever.
And seriously, try claiming you lost your virginity to someone who won't admit it. You could have fucked thousands of men, but so long as every one of them denies it you're not going to get one high five for losing your virginity. Go on, try it.
>>5289202
I'd say more straight people are open to experimentation than gays. There are countless stories of my straight friends and acquaintances talking girls into anal, or having a dildo or finger showed into their butt by their gf after some persuasion, or rimming, or bdsm sex, or whatever.
Gays are pretty strict in their roles, bottoms remain bottoms, tops remain tops, and everything that comes with that.
>>5289191
yes it he was frylock for an episode
>>5289212
but you had sex with him. him denying it doesn't make it that you didn't fuck him in his ass.
>>5289232
Hey, I don't make the rules.
If a straight man loses his virginity on a girl, and everyone knows it, but she never admits it, she gains the reputation of a whore. But the straight man doesn't gain the reputation of losing his virginity. I've seen this play out with more then one straight man. The girl has to admit it. It doesn't work that much different for gay guys.
>>5289202
I don't think every straight guy is fine with it, but some are, and I think just because a guy is straight doesn't mean he can't be in a relationship with another guy. I think some people are more open minded to trying new things than others.
>>5288837
There's something special because of your own preconceptions, not necessarily because there is.
Like I said, I'll grant you that I understand the appeal of a guy who looks traditionally masculine, but focusing on that usually goes in hand with seeing them as 'special'.
And what is the mentality you're referring to?
Do you live in fucking Medicine Bow or something?
I get msgs from guys on grindr but I have had erectile dis-function from stress and just been diagnosed with depression. Because of this I haven't had sex and there is just no point chatting and sleeping around because I couldnt enjoy it. I feel like i'm in just as much shit is this fair?
>>5268911
Yes
>>5267872
Anon, chill..
they's a saying on the internet if you're still a virgin 'till the age of 40 you'll be a Wizard, so good luck anon-kun
and have this bear dancing and I hope this'll make feel better
>>5287814
Don't ruin the dream anon.
>>5268758
I was about to pat you on the back and tell you there's nothing wrong with you... but then I read this post.
>>5294242
No. I'm not OP, but I'm a 34 year old lesbian that has only had sex twice... drunken disgusted sex with guys when I was suppressing my queerness hard-core (lat guy was 13 years ago), so I still kind of consider my self a virgin. I'm not afraid to socialize, but I have an incredibly hard time opening up and being intimate. Most les girls I've met haven't been very "aggressive" types, so when no one makes a move... nothing happens and you eat ice cream alone and eventually consider an hero.
>>5267882
with aids
>>5267872
I wanna meet you but imma dumb 18yo whose probably emotionally not ready
>>5267872
30 yo man here, I lost my virginity after a good friend of mine admitted he wanted to test the gay waters.
Several beers later they were thoroughly tested, and I decided he wasn't actually that attractive when I was sober. Honestly, looking back on it what the fuck was I even thinking?
ANYWHO, what I took away from that was that casual sex was a waste of time. Better to focus on getting a life-long partner. I met my husband playing RPG's. Not... mmo's, but yanno like NWN, Diablo etc. Met my ex in a similar fashion.
...Though I grant you I've been in the same relationship for literally 10 years now so I've no idea what the fuck the dating scene looks like nowadays or even how to go about it, goddamn 31 and virgin single type? What the fuck were you doing with your youth?
>>5297698
not op but I'm wasting my youth shut-in at home. But I feel like it's too late sometimes.
>>5267872
Just wondering if 31 year old gay virgins from the south have hairy bara titties?
Do you have bara titties op?
>>5304102
no I can't grow body hair due to pea sized balls
sorry m8
>>5297698
I have never been in a relationship :(
I was in a fundamentalist school growing up where they prepared you for being a baptist pastor. Then I went to public high school for the last two years and just basically mentally broke down internally because it was so different. The end.
I have a gay friend from my college years who I know is an introvert weeaboo virgin and it's killing me to know he's hiding his depression. I keep encouraging him to go out more and inviting him to bars and even small reunions at home but he's so /r9k/ it hurts.
I hate it. I have a boyfriend who I love very much, my friend isn't good looking, and I shouldn't be considering it, but I wish I could suck his dick or invite him for a threesome, but I think it would make things worse for him.
I just want to help him but I don't know how.
>>5304240
Take it from a similar shy virgin. Inviting him to have sex with you and your boyfriend is a terrible idea. I know you want to make him feel better but inviting him to do that out of pity will only make him feel more terrible. If you really want to help, then find someone that he would like and has similar interests and arrange a date. Do NOT do it without his permission though. You have to let him ease into it. Good luck :)
>>5304240
>tfw no friend to help me
>>5305146
ditto :|
Also:
Anyone else extremely anti-gay in public/with their family in order to cover up? I am like 32 and an abstinent virgin because I have to act super anti-gay in front of my family and coworkers. I chose my family over any hope of companionship and/or sex ;_;
>>5271175
god, me too...like i really want a bf, or maybe even a gf, but of all the people i actually know i only like maybe 1 or 2 and it just seems like so far away, i cant even imagine myself in a relationship at this point. maybe if someone really liked me and took all the first steps themselves, but i guess im not attractive or interesting enough...or maybe i just need to meet new people.
>>5273729
is that 1000$ worth being alone forever though?
>>5305963
Possibly, if I can buy a sweet new car with cash
Still debating it
>>5268001
>How did this even happen?
>45 YEAR OLD AIDS VICTIM!!!
It's called Thailand.
Fly there and fuck an asian twink at Phuket
Is it too late at 21?
I have literally no friends
Dont know any gay guys
I have no idea where to even begin
At this stage all I feel is immense sadness and lethargy
I cant really do anything because it just feels so hopeless
All I can think about is ways of killing myself
>>5307618
you were me 2 years ago, and I'm still in the same position. I don't think it's too late for you, but there's never gonna be a better time to do something then now.
>>5307634
But what the fuck am I meant to do?
Its like no matter how many self help books I read, or therapy sessions I go to, I still have no idea where to go or what to say
Its hopeless
>>5307643
sorry, but if I knew I don't think I'd be here. Are you doing something with your life at least? I'm a shut-in which has caused problems for me.
>>5307643
There's never going to be an opportunity or clear answer or w/e, there's just doing something and seeing what comes of it.
The mistake we always make is not having it be successful right away and then giving up. But you're not meant to find your best friend or boyfriend on the first try, just treat it like practice.
Either way you're alone (for no), so you might as well try it out.
>>5307618
I am OP and 31
It doesn't get better. It will always be too late for you.
I am glad I at least have a flourishing career.
>Super wizard virgin
>rub my balls
>smell it
>use imagination
it's all I can do guys
too bad you aren't here to smell them too
>>5307563
What if twinks disgusts you?
>>5308330
How is it too late for him? he's 10 years younger than you.
>>5307563
What makes you think that some of us cant find any? if i wanted sex i could very easily find it with all the slutty gays out there and hookup apps.
But i am interested in something more, which is usually not often found on slutty appearance obsessed faggots. Plus is am repulsed by twinks/femboys/faggots. I prefer bigger guys
I don't even give a shit about relationships at this point, I just want a friend. Any advice?
>tfw 25 year old bisexual virgin
I'm ready to give up
>>5309186
pssh, lightweight. let's see how far you can go.
>>5267872
Fucking use grindr, lower standards, work out, eat well. It's not that difficult. Having an ugly face is no excuse. And don't give me "m..Muh genetics" bull crap. With enough work, anybody can get fit.
>>5309794
>get fit, eat less, become a normie to get someone else fuck off
Or he can just go to growlr if he wants just sex ;^)
>>5309794
>having an ugly face is no excuse
but im ugly and no one wants me
and i do eat well and workout
