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only people with ripped abs and smooth bodies are allowed to post itt
if youre fat, skinny fat, skinny, hairy, untanned etc. ur not welcome
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>>5257076
i'm ugly but i'm still going to post here.
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>>5257087
Me too. Fuck the gaygen police. Or don't. They might be masc4masc and I'm not masc enough.
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>>5257061

>both me

wew (take the hint)

I mean, everyone that posts on /cuteboys/ is a weirdo though. Aim higher. Aim further east.
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>>5257087
I'm hot af but I cba to provide proof
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>>5257090
its not about masc4masc
its about hot people only
so sick of weirdo uggos talking about anime and gaming
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>>5257087
fuck you, you are not ugly
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>>5257099
>talk about anime and gaming
whatever dude. hot people can talk about anime and gaming too.
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>>5257048
>taking my credit

Kill yourself fagby
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>>5257099
I think you missed a part of it, but I'm probably not hot enough anyway. I think you're probably setting the bar a bit high for 4chan, an anime image board, with a video game sub-board.
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>>5257099
Posting just for you, Fredster.
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>>5257103
th-thanks...
but why does no one want to date me ever if i'm not ugly?
why have i been single for all of 2015?
hot people don't have these problems.
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>>5257076
i'm trans/fit/
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>>5257104
>>5257111
hot people dont like anime or gaming
fuck off uggos
were going to talk about sports, rap, fucking and drugs
take ur weeb shit to /a/

>>5257114
u can stay
as long as ur fit and not /fit/ aka fat
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>>5257076
this picture makes me so d uncomfortable

that scoliosis

why is he so short

why do they look like crispy burnt thanksgiving turkeys

lay off the tanning beds jesus
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>>5257099
wrong website freddie
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>>5257112
I would date you
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>>5257121
Waah~ What are we going to do on this thread, Freddie?
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>tfw probably ugly
>Don't give a shit
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>>5257112
>why have i been single for all of 2015?
OK, I am new and don't know you or what you look like but I see your name here a lot lately.

Maybe I can help with a fresh perspective. Why do you think you're single? Wild guess? I will post feedback, pal.
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>>5257134
you're probably not in the US though.
i'm talking about offline.
i know i'm a shutin loser but even other shutins i know get bfs that they meet up with irl. ;~;
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>>5257124
>scoliosis
hes 6'4
and shes hot as fuck
dont be a hater its not cute
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>>5257121
Oh hey nigga.
>>5257144
who gives a fuck <3
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>>5257112
mmmheeelloooo m'lady
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>>5257151
6 ft 4? So that would mean she's in the WNBA? Or just trans?
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>>5257151
they both look like shit

his gains are admirable but theres really nothing to it other than that.

are you some kind of het apologist? you should be ashamed
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>>5257149
>don't go out to social places like bars or whatever
>stay in a lot and play vidya and read manga and work on art stuff
>go online to find a bf
>get anxiety and delete my account before anything happens
>live in an area with not too many homosexuals rn
>depressed
>anxious
>medicated but still anxious when in crowds and hide behind friends a lot
>tfw no bf to hang out with and netflix and chill and smoke and talk and kiss and cuddle
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>>5257150

Hi booger.
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>>5257170
Nobody gives a shit
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>>5257150
OK so far my feedback is you might just be too negative. Not strange for 4chan, but it really hurts relationships, pal. (Is there a gay Tony Robbins?! I am also asking for me.)
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>>5257170

oh, hey, literally 9/10th's of /gg/
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>>5257170
You are always pretty cute booger. I would deff netflix and chill. Too bad you dont care hehe.
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>>5257178
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>>5257180
Yep, that's me.
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>>5257170
>medicated

There's a problem.
Medicines and the people who give them to you are soul sucking Dementors, desu. You may as well hang out around junkies.
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You femgen fags do understand you have your own general right?
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>>5257172
i'm leaving if you start posting your usual posts. respect my wishes and we can converse like adults.

>>5257161
>lady
don't misgender me

>>5257179
i would aldo like a gay tony robbins

>>5257181
>too bad you don't care
w-wut? also you're too fem for me bb. you're cute though. would friend.
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>>5257192

Why don't you like me romanticizing you?
I mean, come on. It makes me feel good, therefore you must also feel good.
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>>5257191
p l a y a h h a t i n i m i t a t i n g n i g g a s a c t i n g l i k e t h e y h a r d
w h en i c a t c h u s l i p p i n i m m a s h o o t u i n m y c a r
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>>5257195

I think that's called psychopathy, mate.
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>>5257195
I thought you were going to kill yourself?
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>>5257192
>don't misgender me
If you're not comfortable being called "girl" or any derivative, the gay community is not for you. Also stop feeding your trolls, they'll get fat.
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>>5257170
>tfw no bf to go on a bike tour with
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>>5257192
>don't misgender me
stop acting like a teenage girl then
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>>5257138
pls go and take ur anigay with u

>>5257163
shes standing on her tippy toes
does she look fucking trans to u

>>5257169
ur legit dumb
theyre both hot as fuck 10/10s
no im bi
and id fuck them both

>>5257154
hi
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>>5257205
i only like being called a girl in bed.
usually accompanied by slut and whore.
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>>5257191
It sucks man I dont even like being skinny. Everything is cold.
>>5257192
Dont worry nigga im coming back, I just want to be huge.
>>5257206
Bike rides are the shit.
>>5257210
Hows my nigga doing today?
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>>5257170
You sound a bit like me. Moreso like an ex gf I had. It was so fucking hard to get her to manifest in the material realm for a date. Obviously I don't date chicks anymore, but it's a similar attitude I see.

You are indeed being negative, pal. Intimacy issues pretty hardcore. I understand your feels and the good news you can get better if you stop being scared and obsessing about your own uncomfortable feelings. Being active with others IRL is helpful. Maybe do some volunteer work. Don't even think about it you'll imagine BS roadblocks. Do it faggot. I believe in you.
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>>5257199
str8 gangsta
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>>5257213
regardless, this is gaygen, not trannygen. If you complain about misgendering you'll only draw more negative attention and get more people doing it.

Unless you're pulling a Maki and that's what you want?
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Who are the hot trips here?
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>>5257215
>>5257213
>>5257180
>Bike rides are the shit.
Then why do you guys stay indoors all the time?

Would you join me on a bike tour?
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>>5257221
o-ok i'll try my best faM.
i could try volunteer work maybe.
that sounds fun.

>>5257223
no i just don't like being called a girl. it's not some weird attention maki thing at all.
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>>5257210
>theyre both hot as fuck 10/10s
>id fuck them both
you hate yourself? good to know
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>>5257215
bored and irritated by weeb shit

>>5257226
there are none anymore
used to be reddread
femgen pissed them all off and they left
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>>5257226
Hitler's got a nice body if you're into anorexic twinks, so does 5652 but he's insufferable as a person so that sorta ruins it. I don't think any of the trips have faces above a 6 though...
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>>5257240
how does that mean i hate myself

>>5257243
hitlers body is legit fucking disgusting
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>>5257206
>>5257215

Room for a third?! :D

Come on, I had sex with a bicycle earlier, remember? That's how into bikes I am. Literally INTO them.

>>5257230

Suicidal depression?
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>>5257241
Freddie, you're alright. I like that people hate you
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>>5257245
Agreed Nigga needs a burger

There really isn't any pretty faces here's even with the mascs
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>>5257245
Eh, I'm into anorexic twinks so...
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>>5257238
You get called a girl because you act and talk like a girl look like one came from
mtfg and still takes HRT

Understand our confusion miss
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>>5257243
how do i become a tolerable person anon
teach me ur ways senpai
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>>5257206
>>5257230
I would join you, but I don't have a good bike, and the way my body works is kind of wrong for long periods of exercises.

Maybe a casual 20 miles could be fun though.
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>>5257249
no one hates me tho

>>5257250
he needs 2 years lifting weights, a tan, a face transplant and a new barber

>>5257251
aka ur into anything that acknowledges ur neckbeard existence

>>5257269
drink a cup of cyanide
ppl will might miss u when ur dead
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>>5257250
>There really isn't any pretty faces here's even with the mascs
>pretty
>mascs

>You get called a girl because you act and talk like a girl look like one

Do so many gays really hate girly twink types? I want to believe this is standard 4chan faggotry, but I see it on every site. Are you guys just pulling their pigtails?
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>>5257281
>tfw I unironically agree with freddie
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>>5257262
>talk like a girl
no i don't
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bWCGYHTgKr

>act like a girl
maybe sometimes but i spent the greater part of a year on mtfg so it will hopefully go away soon maybe?

>look like a girl
i don't think so and a lot of people i see outside seem to think i look like a man too.

i'm trying really hard to reform myself and be masc4masc. please give it time and limit the bully.
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Apparently I either have shit taste or am open to almost anything.

Looking for a fedorable weeaboo who's willing to watch animu with me. Bonus points if you're not white.
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Am I doing something wrong with anal stimulation? I don't know if I'm hitting the prostate or not. I've read multiple times that it's rather close to the opening, but the only time I get a "different" sensation (sharp "pain", feels ok though) is when my 17cm dildo is inside me to the hilt. I hope I'm not hitting something I shouldn't.

I should probably just get a smaller one, it takes so long to get used to the size.
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>>5257271
>>5257215
>>5257289
>Maybe a casual 20 miles could be fun though.
I usually don't go less than ~2 hours. No idea to how many miles that equates to.

>tfw no friend to take on a bike tour with who constantly bitches after the first 20 mins
>tfw no socially retarded other friend who doesnt talk to you at all during the tour and you have to initiate every conversation yourself and he just gives a short reply

nice voice btw
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>>5257299
You're hitting your colon.
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>>5257076
That guy is a butterface though.
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>>5257303
*small snicker*
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>>5257300
>nice voice btw
hey thank you, man.
i don't know much about bikes.
is this like a bicycle race thing or something?
i'm socially retarded like your second friend so you probably wouldn't like my company.
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>>5257201

No it's not.

>>5257203

I never said that.
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>>5257300
I wouldn't bitch, but I wouldn't be very talkative unless we were stopped. It's a fucking pain trying to chat on bikes.

As for how far, depends how fast you go. I'm more of a 'short bursts' kind of person rather than the long game. Cycling is more of the latter. 2 hours isn't too bad, providing it's not sweltering hot or freezing.
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>>5257303
Is it dangerous?
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>>5257315

I find you attractive and enjoy entertaining the perhaps fanciful idea that I shall have you as my nubile boywife.
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>>5257300

I wanted to be on your bike ride too ;-;
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>>5257321
If it hurts, your body probably doesn't think it's a good idea.

>>5257309
HAH. Didn't even realize.

>>5257316
Erm, you're projecting your emotions onto someone else in lieu of empathy.. that's pretty ASPD bub.
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>>5257283
most gays hate girly guys
whats funny is even the huge buff ones act girlyish when theyre not pretending to be butch as fuck
but other than hating girliness
gays are shallow as fuck
and twinks arent hot
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>>5257329
i envy your lexicon and prose.
how do i get good like you?
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>>5257296
>Bonus points if you're not white.
shit taste tbH
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>>5257329

You mean the "I like it, therefore they like it" thing?
No, that's sarcasm.

What the fuck do you write, hardware manuals?
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>>5257338
Maybe it's just my vernacular, and my prose is pretty errant; I'm not fond of 'proper structure', I'd rather write things that read well.
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>>5257315
>>5257317
>I wouldn't bitch, but I wouldn't be very talkative unless we were stopped. It's a fucking pain trying to chat on bikes.
we can always slow down, it doesn't have to be a race

>i'm socially retarded like your second friend so you probably wouldn't like my company.
Coming from someone who met a more socially retarded person than myself (I guess it put things into perspective). I basically played the host and had to initate every single conversation topic.
I guess he didn't try to be cold or unfriendly, but I have no idea if he even liked my company...

>>5257326
sure hop on, anon
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>>5257354
i love this post. it flows well. do you read often?
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>>5257112
Maybe you're an asshole
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>>5257352
Then you sure fucking suck at writing if that was meant to be sarcasm. Seldom does one use 'therefore' in sarcasm, what are you, David Mitchell?

>>5257357
Ok, that'd be fun; bike chats become hard when one person is in front of the other.
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>>5257361
He is
Its just an act right now
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>>5257333

</3
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>>5257281
well they wouldnt
nice thought tho i guess
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>>5257366
>Ok, that'd be fun; bike chats become hard when one person is in front of the other.
Yeah, side by side, this is how we do it.
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>>5257361
that very well could be, anon sir.
i try not be though. i just have a hard time keeping my opinion to myself sometimes.
it's a horrible habit. ;~;

>>5257367
ah i see. and how familiar are you with me and my offline self hmm? would you happen to be patty? or an mtfg anon who thinks they know who i am?
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>>5257366
>Then you sure fucking suck at writing if that was meant to be sarcasm. Seldom does one use 'therefore' in sarcasm, what are you, David Mitchell?

Yeah, I'm David Mitchell. You've seen through my clever disguise, therefore you must not be the hamfisted ponydiddler I took you to be.
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>>5257366
>>5257383
which David Mitchell are we referring to?
because I loved Black Swan Green and Cloud Atlas.
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>>5257383
I'm reading all of your posts in David Mitchell's voice and they're making a lot more sense.

>>5257374
On road or off? I'm assuming on as you said tour. Off road can be fun, but it's such a pain, and there are always windy narrow paths.

>>5257360
No.
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>>5257396
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>>5257288
yeah, no kidding. Its a scary thought when freddie starts to make sense. fucking scary.
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I thought replying to Freddy was like doing hardcore memes. When did this become a thing again?
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>>5257289
i like your voice its very fem
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>>5257404
hmm yes ok. sort of reddit-tier isn't that one?
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>>5257396
>tfw mum asked for david mitchell book for her birthday
>didnt realise she meant the comedian
she said she liked the book anyway
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>>5257412
He was in Cloud Atlas?
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have u ever fallen asleep during sex
ive done it a few times
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>>5257397
>>5257383

If he's Mark, can I be Jez?

>tfw qt bf
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>>5257416
sam fuck off
suck ur dads cock
socialist cunt
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>>5257418
he wrote cloud atlas
he is a great modern novelist.
no dfw, but he's good.
i'm surprised you don't know more about literature as someone with such a defined lexicon. it's spooky.

>>5257416
lollll
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>>5257397
>On road or off? I'm assuming on as you said tour. Off road can be fun, but it's such a pain,
Whatever you want, man. And yes, while I like the woods, driving in them can be a pain, but there are some nice comfy paths here.
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>>5257419
While getting head...
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>>5257420
If you really want. I'll be Alan.

(I'm literally paid to write paragraphs of bullshit for companies trying to sell their spiel to people, and Johnson does a massive load of bullshit)

(P.S I'm not black)

(P.P.S or 30-40 something.)
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>>5257112
Emotional problems, depression, etc. honestly go see a doctor about that depression. Meds help a lot
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>>5257333
Thanks for the feedback. It jives with what I am seeing so far.

But I am not secret girly nor hate girly guys. Will this happen to me over time as part of some gay culture cancer?
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>>5257303
>>5257303
>>5257303
>tfw colon takes a hit
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>>5257435
Accept the inevitable. Embrace the glow
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>>5257433
fuck meds

>tfw no shy, angsty, depressed bf who is totally emotionally dependent on you
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>>5257076
>tfw fat and therefore ugly
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>>5257428
also did anyone else cry when Sixsmith found his lover's body?

>>5257433
have you not been reading the thread? i am very medicated. most of my mental health issues stem from the anxiety...
but my doctor refuses to medicate me for it.
he assumes i'd abuse the medication.
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>>5257377
Well I appreciate your honesty. Just try dating apps. They're not the best place to get a bf, but you'll get laid and maybe some new friends.
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>>5257428
I haven't read a book in years. I find them boring. e live in a fast paced aged, and I don't have the time to toil through the banality of someone's witticisms or esoteric outdated idioms for a droll passage of a fictional caricature of what someone felt was emotionally deep, but ultimately wanes down to being unmitigated drivel of the author's emotional carrion discarded unto paper.

>>5257429
That's a toughy. Cars versus debris.
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>>5257430
blowjobs are the fucking worst
i like face and throat fucking
but just getting my dick sucked is legit lame
i dont get the fuss

>>5257435
um idk
i like girly guys in small doses
they can be funny
but they get rly clingy and touchy feely
and they fall in love with u too easily
basically the more time u spend with them the less u like them
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>>5257430
Were you into it at all?
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>>5257453
marry me.
i'm so hot and bothered right now.
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>>5257432

>(P.S I'm not black)
>(P.P.S or 30-40 something.)

It's okay, we can pretend.

Now fuck me and pretend I'm your mom!
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>>5257448
>also did anyone else cry when Sixsmith found his lover's body?
I dont remember the character names from clout atlas.

You talking about the gay couple who killed themselves in the bath? I barely remember that.

>>5257453
>That's a toughy. Cars versus debris.
Then we just do it your way.

>tfw he already bitches even though the bike tour is purely hypothetical
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>>5257453
>mfw catcher in the rye
>mfw brave new world
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>>5257448
Find a new doctor, fuck that bitch.

What do you take now? What were you asking him for/about?

A word of warning whatever you do don't take benzo's.
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>tfw started writing a diary
>spent the last four months on this board
>some of you have a high chance of being in my diary
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>>5257466
when i read it i cried. but i cry a lot so i guess it was nothing special to most people.


>>5257471
i take lexapro for depression.
and i self prescribe myself weed for anxiety.
it sort of helps but i never have the time to smoke when i get those once and a while attacks.
it's not so bad now though. i used to pull balls of hair out and throw up in the shower/on myself almost everyday.
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>>5257467
>mfw you should go back to work
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>>5257458
>>5257459
I was tired and it was just relaxing

I don't really get off that way. I appreciate the stimulus but I'd rather be the one sucking or doing butt stuff.

My add kicks in like that blink-182 song.
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>>5257467
I would rather not.

>>5257461
No.
>>5257448
>abuse the medication
What? SSRIs? That sounds like horse shit.

>>5257464
Ok, but only if I get to wear the skirt of dicks this time.

>>5257466
You're sweet, you really want someone to play with huh.
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>>5257488
>No.

lol ouch

Booger, didn't you know that Irish and Writer-Anon are a thing?
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>>5257481
Yikes, that sounds pretty shitty. What medication did you want to be perscribed? Xanax?
>>5257488
SSRI's are the least fun drug out there
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>>5257432
Copywriting. you wanted to be great novelist, but too busy getting drunk at mom's house masturbating to Ernest Hemingway getting ass raped by a semicolon whilst facefucked by an em dash.

That sort of thing, pal?
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>>5257484
Boyfriendo, no u go back to work! Or /b/ lol
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>>5257488
well they don't tell me that outright but their refusal to give me meds leads me to assume they just think im there to abuse it.

>>5257496
i didn't. i'm sorry. i'm just a useless homewrecker. i'll try to settle down and not get involved.
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>>5257487
What happened after you fell asleep? Were they angry?
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>>5257488
>You're sweet, you really want someone to play with huh.
Yes! :3

>>5257481
seems like being with you, would be a rollercoaster
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>>5257501
yeah xanax sounds comfy. not even everyday just when i'm feeling like i'm about to have a panic attack.
right now i just avoid my triggers and do the breathing exercises they recommend.
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>>5257504
Damn my autism
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>>5257425
treez yo I blow dat
cs yo I hold that
guns yo i tote that
os sold that
blow niggas for stuntin fuck yall frontin
>>5257473
what would u even write about
every here is dull af including me
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>>5257510

You should I know
Hey come live with me.
You'll make me as happy as that little underaged kid in that Paris Hilton music video.
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legit feel slutty as fuck being 18 and fucking so many people when u guys are like 40 and virgins
lol jk
u guys are so pathetic and weird
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>>5257505
>tfw maybe I can swoop in to pick up the broken pieces
>tfw must remember to not call her m'lady
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>>5257502
Pretty much copywriting, but I never wanted to be a great novelist or anything. I'm actually terrified of writing anything creative.

>>5257496
God damn it why is this a gaygen thing?

>>5257501
They aren't very fun. They didn't do fuck all for me.

>>5257505
You sure it's just a bad fit? It's usually pain meds they're quite tough on, especially the anti arthritics.

>>5257507
Aww, I'm sorry I can't play with you anon.
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>>5257506
Boyfriendo was a bit hurt and I felt bad but I swear I only closed my eyes for a second lol. I startled myself awake
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>>5257510
If you really feel like you need Xanax then I would recommend trying a different doc and telling them about your anxiety attack and. Did your current doc give a specific reason he wouldn't perscribe them to you?

Ps don't mention the weed to them
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>>5257523
>God damn it why is this a gaygen thing?
because you looooove Irish.
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>>5257487
so ur bottom and just like sucking dick
i never got that
i dont like head but id rather get it than give it
i dont understand why people like mens dicks in their mouths
its worse than getting ass fucked
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>>5257511
Nigga just trying to function
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>>5257530
We wouldn't fit well together, you and me.
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>>5257518
Running out of material fredrick?
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>>5257507
not really. i just can't go to stores during busy hours. i can't go to sporting events. i can't go to restaurants during dinner hours.
so like just doing my grocery shopping at night and having someone who knows what i'm like when i have a panic attack is all i really need tbqh.

>>5257523
idk. i'd have to ask. but i always just assumed they were hard to get because people abuse them.

>>5257526
no they just looked down and were liek yeah we can't prescribe you anything for that. you'll have to try your best to use coping exercises.
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>>5257076

>freddie
>boasting about physical appearances
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>>5257537
>i just can't go to stores during busy hours. i can't go to sporting events. i can't go to restaurants during dinner hours.
Wait, wait, wait ... why?

Do you have an allergy against large crowds of people?
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>>5257537

Why do you hate me when I love you so?
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>>5257535
we could if u can take a throat pounding or can deep throat for a long time

>>5257536
im bored i want u guys to start some drama
where the fuck is the bitchy anon

>>5257540
im white and english u stupid fuck
everyone but u knew i wasnt being fucking serious about those pics
jesus fuck stop using the internet
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>>5257550

You aint white famalam
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>>5257550
>we could if u can take a throat pounding or can deep throat for a long time
You mean in the sense that your throat rapes my dick, right?
>>
>>5257518
It'll all be over when you gay die with AIDS
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>>5257550
>where the fuck is the bitchy anon
pretty sure there's more than one
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>>5257542
i have panic attacks that are triggered by crowds. usually when i'm surrounded by like 3-4+ people in a tight space like a starway or a grocery aisle, i can't breathe and need to be calmed down or taken away from the crowd.
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>>5257550

>i wasnt being serious
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>>5257523
That's surprising. I at least pretended in my pseudo intellectual artsy 20-23 phase to be, "workin' on dat novel." Maybe you're too lazy to pretend to be a genius wordsmith properly?

Welp, perhaps you may yet procure pansy puss with your pulchritudinous pectoral presentation? (Post pics, pal.)

((lololol))
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>>5257546
post pics and i might respond to you.
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>>5257550
>im white
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>>5257530
Nope. I'm all vers. I adapt to my human
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>>5257563

Ever do TC?
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>>5257550
I've been starting drama since I woke up fredrick
I pretended to be booger
After im finished eating ill continue
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>>5257562
No, I just write for some money. I'm not a poet, I don't work on novels, I don't have the next big idea, I'm not writing slam, I'm not too deep for you, I'm not a lyricist, I'm not a wordsmith, I'm not a genius, I'm not the voice of my generation, I'm not going to swing culture with my words. I write for some money. That's all.

Also, no.
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>>5257573
no i don't want to do that faggot shit. post pics or get the fuck out of my gaygen.
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>>5257577
>my gaygen

Kill yourself
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>>5257557
wow ...

you seem like you are high maintenance,
I hope you don't have high expectations for a potential partner. (no offense)
What kind of guys do you like?
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>>5257577
>my gaygen
>my
>blah blah blah and something about /mtfg/
>...
profit
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>>5257552
dicks dont go in my mouth unless im high to the point that i cant tell theyre in there

>>5257556
i reckona drug dealer will kill me
or ill crash a car before aids kills me

>>5257556
i need them back

>>5257574
eating is cheating
booger is boring af
bully 5652
hell get upset and spazz out
bring up swede
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>>5257567
vers is just bottom
im tp but i bottom because most guys are really offputting when theyre horny and i cant get hard when im high
but when i see a guy i want to fuck its pretty much due to his juicy ass
and i hate penis
so i think that makjes me top
versatiles are just bottoms
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>>5257588
>bring up swede
prob busy sucking men off on the streets like every other swedish man
damn this sucks...
im glad i was born in this country but i sure as hell aint glad all the men are faggots
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>>5257581
i don't have high expectations at all...
i don't need a bf who understands that i have panic attacks, but it'd be nice to like have one that doesn't force me into crowded places and expects me not to have one you know?
as far as looks i couldnt' care less.
similar tastes in movies and stuff would be cool, but it's not a must. if he likes bad movies i could just suck his dick while we watch them and then we both have fun. ;~:
i'm a homebody... that's all...
i don't even like traveling but fuck i'd do it for someone special.
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>>5257588
you could ask fiddy if swede ever topped him while wearing a Margaret Thatcher mask
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>>5257576
Ok ok ok pal bro. To be clear I was just teasing. Your "I don't read cuz" comment was just an opening I had to go for. I really understand the fear of creative writing. It usually pays jackshit anyway. Feel good about your life decisions, mang.

>>5257458
>girly guys
>funny
>touchy feely
>fall in love
So basically a real relationship as per my years-long closeted fantasies? I am OK with this.
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>>5257597
what state do you live in?
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>>5257597
I used to have bad panic attacks, but I got past them. Think if I ever dated someone that had them and they were getting really uneasy I'd just give them a good hug to put them at ease. They're not very fun and they look weird from an outside perspective.
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>>5257602
I was playing along with the teasing. But you backed down first, so I won. Sissy.
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>>5257577

He wants it here, he wants it now.
This ain't freedom, anyhow.

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

But I do think they would look cute in my soft silk sheets.
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>>5257597
That's good to hear. I just looked up your pics, since I forgot what you looked like.

You are a qt, I would be all over you and eat you up.

Although I hope we can go out somewhere somehow.
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>>5257594
lol
a guy in stockholm wants to fly me out there for a weekend to fuck
u ppl that thirsty for dick?
id hate to be from such a beta place

>>5257598
i reckon swede would sooner eat a cheese burger and let his ass hair grow
than ever be a top
thats why it was fucking lulz that he and sam were edating
the fucking cringe factor of sam cybering as a top
i legit started laughing at the thought
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>>5257597
Ugly
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>>5257613
>u ppl
i also have a philippine side you know?
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>>5257615
hahahahhaha is that booger
looks like a bull dyke whos pussy smells like salt n vinegar crisps
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>>5257606
I was hoping you'd be that guy. I am game, but I worry I might break you -- like all the others. Of course I will, but it is a shame. Perhaps in another life... we might have been friends, pal butt.
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>>5257615

>booger's forearms as big as mine

I love you boogz, but I can't let this stand.

brb reading the sticky
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>>5257608
if you post a pic of yourself i might continue talking with you. this is your last response if you don't post a pic of yourself. i thought you'd do anything for me...

>>5257604
that could work maybe i don't know. no one has ever hugged me during one.

>>5257603
pic related.

>>5257611
yeah for sure like i don't mean to say i never go out. i like coffee shops and movie theaters and libraries/book stores. i love going out for sure, but i like being at home too.

>>5257615
loll
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>>5257617
yes that "thing" is booger.
so is this
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>>5257617

Actually he's super cute.

Also look at my horse.
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>>5257620
SP, turn your trip back on
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>>5257623
>tfw no bf to just hang out at home with, watch some movies and cuddle together
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>>5257613
stop talking about me or ill come to kent and break ur fucking legs pussy
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strip more
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>>5257623
When I had them, I always just wanted to know things were ok. Maybe physical comfort would work.

>>5257619
So, are we rivals now? Because I don't have any Yugioh cards.
>>
>>5257624
>>5257615
Booger what?
Why did you decide you weren't trans?
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How do i get bf to be fluent in turkish so I can rewatch yaprak dokumu with him, without it seeming like im shoving my culture down his throat?
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>>5257624
god damn i used to look like a faggot. finally grew back my eyebrows and my goatee. flexin my forearms like a dudebro now. feels good.

>>5257633
;~: h-hey we should meet up yo.
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>>5257616
i fucked a philipino girl in canada
our cleaners are philippino too but theyre not hot like chelsea in canada

>>5257624
lmfaooooooooooooooo
nigga looks like a pound shop amy winehouse when she was on crack
fuck can u look like that and have such a shit personality


gtfo my thread booger u ugly motherfucker

>>5257625
weve established u have no standards
bye

>>5257634
nigga the only thing uve ever broke is ur jaw on ur stepdads fist when u tried to seduce him in ur mums panties
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>>5257640
buy one from ISIS?
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>>5257640
Go to turkey, or Germany
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>>5257639
because i like my dick and liked being referred to as a boy and decided i'm not like the girls on mtfg and i'm just a feminine guy who was confused.

>>5257638
maybe. maybe you could come over and try it with me?
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>>5257642
>pound shop amy whinehouse
>not btec amy whinehouse

pls freddie, broaden your insults
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>>5257623

When did I say anything?

Walk at high speed across mountains and plains, and carry you back? Sure. But post a pic here instead of somewhere that's not 4chan? If seeing me isn't what's significant, then the gesture doesn't mean much.

I can show you me on TC. There's little difference, except that one of them isn't 4Chan. You don't even have to cam up, idgaf.
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>>5257647
No.
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>>5257641
Mate, you've been on hormones for what seems like around a year.
There's no way you can be a dudebro.

Please leave, your kind arent aloud to trip here, the rest of this board is trans general so go there.

The rest of you mtfg fucks who are anon, keep being awsome.
>>
>>5257640
bring one over from germany

>>5257648
idk what a btec is
>>
Welpit looks like the shitposters are back
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>>5257593
Eh, believe what you want. Flip fucking is fun. Tbqh I'll bottom more often for older. I'll top more often with current bf but I can't just pick one. I'm sandwich meat potential

The whole top/bottom thing is weird.
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>>5257642
>nigga the only thing uve ever broke is ur jaw on ur stepdads fist when u tried to seduce him in ur mums panties
lolwut?
>>
>>5257644
but isid is killing kurds, and i love kurds <3

>>5257646
>germany
>being with sunni turks
id rather kill myself
>>
Stop spamming booger, you weirdo.

>>5257631

Eventually I'll be as big as him. One day...
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>>5257655
Stop bullying booger
>>
Just a reminder that if you have a penis under six inches you need to kill yourself
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>>5257655
stop bullying me please. i'm a man.

>>5257650
add me to skype then.
spookywitchpussy

>>5257652
o-ok...
>>
>>5257680
After HRT
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>>5257641
>;~: h-hey we should meet up yo.
Sorry, I am in Germany.

>>5257646
And I will never ever ever never ever learn turkish
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>>5257680
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>>5257655
the fuck is with 4chan trannies and their fucked up hair lmfao
cait puts yall to shame

>>5257662
wtf is that
faggots saying they have to be top with younger guys
legit been told by so many guys they want to top me because im young
its dumb and retarded
the bottoms should be the bitches with the juiciest softest asses

>>5257665
sam wants to fuck his abusive stepdad
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>>5257692
i never really presented as female and didn't give a fuck about my hair because it turns out i'm not a tranny. i'm just a faggot. so yeah...
>>
>tfw come here for the shitposting
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>>5257655
>tfw I've actually seen booger's time line before but didn't realize it was him
he should continue it on into detransition

also...
>Please leave, your kind arent aloud to trip here
>aloud
autism triggered
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>>5257445
>tfw lose weight and you see the real ugliness come through.

WHY LORD.
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>>5257680

I was so close...

Fuck it, I'll round up.

>>5257691

Who measures penises in centimeters? I mean, really, that's just daft.
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>>5257692
>sam wants to fuck his abusive stepdad
shit that's all kinds of fucked up right there
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>>5257642
yeah except that time i broke ur inner spirit and resolve to live w/ my ten inch cock in ur ass u retard slut
kyfs (y)(y)
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>>5257706
Out of curiosity
Are you retarded?
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>>5257697
if ur a faggot u have even more reason to have a decent fucking haircut
walking around looking like ur birthing chicks on ur head
swerve weeb nigga
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>>5257615
>>5257624
Holy shit, it's LITERALLY a trap. Fucking kek I bet /v/irngins would be all over you.
>>
>>5257714
>LITERALLY a trap
what? whats a trap defined as?
>>
>>5257713
lol i like my hair tbqh. it's thick and curly and a lot of people irl tell me they like it too. sorry it triggers you. i'm thinking about getting dreads.
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>>5257710

In the interest of balance, I think they both are.
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>>5257710
lmfao

>>5257706
ive had 2 cocks in my ass at once bae
it would be funny watching u try and be a top tho
prolly fucking burst out in tears when a nigga spreads his asshole in front of u
>>
Why aren't you guys this shitty to the straight posters?
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>>5257718
traps are straight-baits
so they could even go as far as femboys, but usually conservatively people just apply the term to trans, since femboys are really just a fringe on the internet
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>>5257719
>dreads
Booger for the love of god no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgHwF4CNiJA

If whenever I watch coming-out centred comedy skits or films or whatever I anxious and end up switching it off, do I have a problem?

I just cant manage to watch these things all the way through.
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>>5257719

>dreads

plz no
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>>5257726
i'm joking i am joking it's going to be ok. it was a joke.
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>>5257719
i legit just want to kill u
im not some tranny hating neckbeard retard
but if u get dreads i will legit want to strangle u to death with ur own stinky ass dreadlock

>>5257722
i am
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>>5257692
Nope. I'm vers lol just said I top more.

It's not black and white for me and I have exceptions. Even some women I'm attracted to but eh. I'm just open to whoever I'm attracted to.
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>>5257719
pls don't. white guy dreads are the worst

also I really like your day 0 pic, you should try to get back to that specific look
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>>5257719
>I'm thinking about getting dreads.

>>5257726
thanks I would have missed that otherwise

Boogie, dont do it. You'll look trashy with them

>>5257731
wew that was a close one, gonna post this anyway
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>>5257714
>LITERALLY a trap
smfh tbfh
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>>5257735
>guy
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>>5257722
Because they don't get kicked out of mtfg for being batshit insane.
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>>5257730
>>5257733
>>5257735
see >>5257731
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>>5257726
>>5257719

I think a qt bit of facial hair and dreads would look amaaazing on you desu
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>>5257718
>guy
>not really trans
>like his dick balls
>STILL looks like a woman even without boobs
>dresses like a woman
A trap.
>>
>>5257751
I am not one of those fags who only goes for "feminine twinks", I like regular guys, too. But no facial hair for me please.
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