How do I become gay? A twink specifically.
I've been having a hard time getting a job, but it seems gay people don't.
I live in Bumfuck, Georgia on the South Carolina border and everywhere I go there's always a bubbly homo working there.
I go to McDonalds, there's a homo. I go to Home Depot, another homo. I go to Walgreens, guess what? Another homo.
They are such a small amount of the population yet I see too many. I know all about affirmative action, but to be honest, I want in on some of that action, affirmative?
Pic is me for reference.
>>5241727
if that's what you look like, you could literally never be a twink
>>5241727
If you don't already have twink aesthetics you never will.
>>5241799
Why? I could lose some weight. I will be losing it anyways if I don't get a job soon ):
Are you sure it's not just the Southern accent giving them a lisp? I hear that lispy accent a lot from people from around the Carolina's and Arkansas.
If srs about twinks everywhere, plz post pics of twinks everywhere. You need to shave and get lotz of stripey socks and shit. Maybe bronzer.
>>5241727
Lose weight, shave, take better care of your hair, get some non-retarded looking glasses and start sucking dick
>>5241823
twinks must have
relatively andro/feminine features
must be short
must have no body hair or facial hair
must have no muscle on body
and some fashion sense
you can make yourself bisexual a la pavlov by looking at men in porn i guess?
gays have better careers to an extent because they don't have family, move around, etc. you only notice the flamers as well.
there is very little affirmative action benefitting homosexuals, especially in at-will or southern states. don't be dumb.
>>5241851
I don't get the relation between getting a job and being a twink
>>5241846
>there is very little affirmative action benefitting homosexuals, especially in at-will or southern states. don't be dumb.
at my last job pushing carts at Krogers 2 of my 4 managers were gay. One was a lesbian the other a homo.
It's real. People think the south is like the 1920's but it's more like a 90's School Textbook in the cities...
>>5241727
All my keks for obvious bait
Sam Hyde pls go home
>>5241727
sam?
>>5241996
that's not what a twink looks like,
we have high standards.
>>5242012
From what I've seen, no you don't. Give him a shave and some makeup and he wouldn't look all that different from %99 of the traps, "femboys" and twinks on this board.
>>5242046
there's a bit of a schism going on whenever femgen gets active again between actual femboys and..well yeah, you know. "twinks". they're ruining our reputation.
>>5241727
i really hope this is bait desu
OP thinks gay means nice and clean and friendly, Me thinks OP is a fat stupid asshole, and I can see how that might be a handycap to getting a job.
