Do you think we'll ever find bigfoot?
Post your bigfoot footages if you have any
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>>5227948
Can you tell me something gaygen?
Why do the balls of gay pornstars look so strange?
>>5229076
see, he doesn't
the only reason you think that is because he was posted in a gay thread.
i didn't assume he was gay and he just looks like a normal boy for his age.
Do you mean bigfeet? Or does he have just one big foot?
>>5229091
Big feet = big cock????
>>5229048
Someone other than circe do some vocaroos please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tqWLg5y8wU
I can so see myself falling in love with this qt.
>tfw no cute ftm bf who is more masculine than me
>>5229090
See he does, he looks as gay Gordon matta clark
>tfw bf is getting physical therapy for shoulder injury
>had to get some dental work done
>weekend now free
>thinking of going to my parents this weekend so i can have next with him
Should I? Too lazy and kinda hungover to drive the hour plus.
>>5229088
>you want to use protection and he gives you this look
what do?
>>5229105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ImrF0aX5KX
>>5229102
If that were true I'd have a baby dick
Size 7 mens lol
>>5229118
fail, try again
>>5228734
Who?
text me
>>5229102
LOL nooo, I was looking at a4a the other day. I saw a guy who is 6'5" tall. His dick hard is 4.5". He even had pictures of his little dick on there. BAKA
>>5229124
oops
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lmrF0aX5KX
>>5229119
I have ten and a half and I have a baby dick.
>>5229132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wfgrHyUP87
>>5229132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18jtCNMx7kn
>>5229069
I know they really don't matter, but why do most of our Gay Gen editions tend to suck? Like the lezzers, trannies and crossdressers have interesting editions from time to time. Ours are more boring than an Asian top
>>5229172
I'd be cool with a smaller dick t b h
I don't get the big dick meme
To me it's more about how it looks, and smaller dicks tend to look nicer imo.
>>5229172
>provide direct example
>LOL denial
You're pretty retarded, aren't you?
>but i was just PRETENDING anon! teehee
>>5229187
Nicer as in better formed, or nicer as in 'kinder to the recipient'?
>>5229069
pic related
>>5229102
I have size 15 feet and a 7 inch dick... So maybe?
>>5229113
Fuck his sp00ky ass
>>5229198
lmao looks like something a retarded kid would wear
>>5229198
>7 inches
>big
lel
>nike proto-Js
Are you 12 or a high school drop out?
>there are actually people who doubt its existence
>>5229224
you eat babies.
>>5229213
Fuck no. Anything that isn't within the college of engineering or science can fuck itself. I would most likely be aggravated every day to be around idiots like you.
>>5229232
not masculine enough for me tbqfh
>>5229236
You should do Gender Studies anon, it's full of people with aspergers that can't take a fucking joke.
>>5229241
>I was only PRETENDING anon!
Kek'd hard as fuck.
>>5229105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d9HXPUUUul
>tfw jupp will never catch sp cheating on him with samurbi
>tfw jupp will post the gif "get away from my husband"
>>5229246
It was pretty obviously a joke from the outset.
>>5229207
>>5229213
>>5229217
f-fine, I'll get new shoes ;-;
Now I know how feelgood felt
You faggots have no idea how hard it is to find shoes in size 15, I can't even try anything on!
>>5229255
if my bf cheted on me with samurbi I'd probably high five him t b h
>>5229262
I sympathized with you, don't play that card. I'm sorry anon, but they do look quite goofy, and I don't think the size is helping. You needed to hear it. I'm actually psychic, I can read people's minds, and people around you are thinking it, but choosing not to act on it. Think of it as an extended favour.
is tindr like 90% ugly people or do i have unrealistic standards from films, porn + gaygen?
>>5229271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2e7oH1F7nI
>>5229253
what the fuck? how can you go so high?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vVN2WS02SX
>tfw will never be bareback creampied.
Wtf is up with these captchas? They're getting more and more annoying.
>>5229262
Nah son. You know what's painful? Trying to find clothes that are small enough to fit you. Then we'll talk.
>>5229276
yes, and also yes.
>>5229276
>tfw no ugly bf
>>5229284
buttslut impersonator pls
>>5229282
I learnt it from watching Blixa Bargeld, http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xr1qLuLBl5
>>5229276
you're just really shallow and i feel sorry for you
>>5229271
Another devastating blow to my self esteem
Thanks though writer anon, I appreciate it
>>5229277
I am so absolutely lost with this; I even looked up the show to try and get some insight. What is this for?
>>5229262
get yourself some boots, anon
>>5229306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8phR94MbhqM
>>5229311
ngl those look pretty gay, not really my thing
>>5229331
your shoes look fine, they won't pass the queer eye for the queer guy tests that queens like to give, they look like normal dude shoes. if you like them that's all that matters.
As I was entering the store, there was this chub babe with long hair and a rad beard on a super strong jaw walking out with some stuff and he was facing away from me so I kinda just checked him out.
Only to realize his car was full of friends who were all watching me watch him.
Mortification.
>>5229214
feel when small and bent dick
>>5229348
That's pretty awkward Circe. It's almost as awkward as when I'm walking home late at night, and the person 30 feet in front of me looks back and sees me, and I'm like, "I think he's going to cause trouble for me, but also he thinks I'm going to cause trouble for him..."
>>5229351
is it as bent as chris chans?
>>5229311
yas boots
cba to take a pic of my docs tho
>>5229360
never seen it
>>5229368
fuck you for making me have to find this
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Bent_duck.jpg
>>5229362
What kind of docs?
>>5229362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
As a side note, would you have sex with him?
>>5229379
its bent in the other way its uh pointing up
>>5229348
>chub babe
>>5229395
What does that even mean? I have no idea tbqh.
>>5229113
>tfw spoopy bf
>>5229389
well, we all have our thing. you could go bi or straight because bent upwards dicks tends to hit the part they used to think was the g-spot but actually turned out to be the clitoris except the clitoris was larger than they believed.
also, girls care less about size then gays, so, I mean. just a thought.
>>5229088
lolwut?
>88 dubs are crazy dubs
>>5229404
oh damn, I'm tired.
chub = chubby
I for some reason mistook it for chude, maybe thats also a word
>>5229409
yeah im straight so thats reassuring thanks i feel better
>>5229069
This was really clever OP, I applaud you and also chuckled.
>>5229418
The cherry red 1460s are really nice looking imo but I'd never wear them personally
So I finally found someone who's balls does the same thing as mine. (except this guy is much larger than me, and to me it just makes me dick smaller)
enjoy
http://imgur.com/a/h2kM9
>>5229432
no thanks dont want to look at that
>>5229276
Finding guys in your league is hard when you are in the top 5% of handsomeness.
>>5229412
No probs. Also, most girls don't come through PIV anyway, it's the clit stimulation that gets them off, so tounge and fingers are often far more important than a big dick for them.
gay men however are much worse, so be glad you're not gay.
>>5229432
All balls do that, m8
that's how drag queens and trannies tuck their dicks into looking like a vagina
>>5229386
>>5229311
I only have one pair of boots, and it's my friend's jungle boots from his time in boot camp
They're almost the only pair of shoes I wear, tho. When I do wear shoes,
>>5229102
I don't think so...
>smallish feet
>medium to above average hand size
>above average peen size
>>5229418
>a part of me wants to get somethin ridiculous like shiny red or somethin
Suppress that part of you.
>>5229436
>No probs. Also, most girls don't come through PIV anyway, it's the clit stimulation that gets them off, so tounge and fingers are often far more important than a big dick for them.
thanks again i really appreciate it
>be glad you're not gay.
believe me im super happy over it
>>5229441
they actually don't. it's a condition. Say you're watching a porn, and the guys balls is slapping against the other guy. That wouldn't happen to me, because my balls retract into my abdomen.
>>5229453
be less gay desu
ofc I'm one to talk rite?
>>5229411
>>5229404
>>5229395
Imagine, like
This body, with that head
>>5229407
Am I spoopy?
>>5229379
Holy shit
You know, whenever I feel ugly, or like a failure in life, or like my life is just a cruel joke by god, I look at Chris chan.
He is just such a fuckup it is statistically impossible
>>5229464
Literal skull/10
>>5229463
ew
fat people genocide when
>>5229453
>tfw don't own any boots
Well I own steel tipped(m'booty) boots for work and they're in bad shape
I just just wear runners
>>5229463
That guy looks cuddly as fug
>>5229477
i wear my boots to work
but i also wear them all the time b/c they're the only shoes i have
they're really dirty and dusty all the time
>>5229478
ritetho?
>>5229432
Mine are normally coin purse and when I have sex the retract to either side of my dick
>>5229418
>a part of me wants to get somethin ridiculous
here ya go, puppy.
How many guys do I have to fuck till I become the reverse of a virgin wizard and what would I be?
>>5229485
I have five pairs of boots and a pair of mono black converse hi-tops that I never wear and that's it
>>5229498
A slut and HIV+
>>5229294
Even when i'm married with 20 children i'll still be here.
>>5229509
The last bug to chase, the supreme cockroach.
>>5229471
>feeling sad about all these skeletons trapped in their meatbags
>>5229498
this is you right?
>>5229515
I used to wear Vans, but I'm predisposed to nerve problems. I have to wear super supportive shoes. I wear down the sole on Vans too quickly for this, and I end up turning my legs outwards as a result. Fucks me up a bit.
>>5229525
not far off
>>5229519
>iktf
>tfw shitposting instead of being good father
>>5229509
Becoming an adult is when you're able to activate a shamelessness mode for joefully inoffensive nonsense.
Like dinosaurs.
Or building trains.
Or playing D&D.
Or painting your face and entire body for a sports game.
>>5229530
>tfw your son will make his first shitpost
>>5229517
>tfw my good ridiculous is actually just everyone's bad ridiculous ._.
>>5229531
Yes irish but you, yourself, should own a nice looking pair of boots.
>>5229517
Fuck Southern California
My sister just moved back home from San Diego and every time I visited her down there it was terrible there.
>>5229527
I have really high arches. I've found birkenstocks to be the most comfortable for me.
is there any way to learn these things
or i guess finding bf if something that just happens to normal, worthy people
at 21 if it hasnt happened i guess its not meant to
>>5229530
How old anon?
>>5229558
BF's are a myth, BP's are all you have
>>5229546
i live in la
i hate la
>>5229559
20. Almost 21
>>5229557
Stick some nice boots on you and I bet all the boys will start taking notice.
>>5229557
N'aw, man, don't you see.
You get it.
That's what
~It's all about.~
>>5229567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtDhtadoeUk
I honestly question whether you can find anyone more twink bait than the lead singer of this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBct1_wxJaQ
>>5229558
you are absolutely correct, I'm 31 and it never happened, and no life is over. I used to think there were so many things I would experience when I was younger as well.
>Cuddle buddy hasn't been on grindr in 5 days
>he used to always check it and be on for hours
>has he died?
>or worse, got a boyfriend?
>>5229567
Oh yeah fuck LA
Takes three hours to get anywhere
and it's all uninsured illegals crowding the roads
so... if I got 2 pairs of boots and they are both half height duck boots, does that mean I'm pretty much hopeless?
>>5229578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmH4KfV_A-E
>>5229585
I can't even see his face properly.
>>5229569
...
If I wore those gothcore boots in black or any other colour I'd be liable to get my head kicked in.
There not in fashion here and there 3 types of people wear them
Women
Skinheads
Edgy emo fuck faces
And there's people in my area who's think I'm the latter and give it a go basically
>>5229571
way?
>>5229598
lmao.
>>5229574
Then, sir, you still climb the slope of maturity.
Only when you can make an absolute fool of yourself with dignity in your heart will you see the chasm of adult hood beyond the cliffs of
Uh
Yellow Adventure Time Docs.
>>5229577
I thought you are asking how old I am. Be specific
>>5229617
I think I'm pretty comfy at base camp to be honest.
Who is the nicest trip
Who is the meanest trip
Who is the most autistic trip
>>5229629
Circe
Rugby
Rugby
>>5229629
nicest:
>implying
meanest:
Anonymous
autistic:
qtpersian
>>5229629
>>5229629
>nicest
Irishanon
>meanest
Me
>most autistic
Qtpersian
>>5229592
No just preppy as fuck kek
>>5229627
I mean
Yeah, you know, it's aight
Doofery isn't right for everyone.
>>5229635
The category is tripfags not anonymous you fucking moron.
>>5229640
>Implying I'm not a trip
>>5229542
i have this awful habit of buying things i think i can pull off that are just trend-ily out there
but it always turns out they're actually just ugly
case in point this corduroy floral print bomber that i have never worn except to take this picture
>>5229585
That song sucks so hard
>>5229643
Then stop hiding behind anonymous you coward. Show yourself if you're gonna post yourself in a category.
>tfw no bf to choke me and use me
>tfw no bf to cuddle and fall asleep next to
>tfw no bf
>tfw going to die single
>>5229645
Holy fuck what made you think that would work.
>>5229585
Whiney crap shit music
>>5229645
Those jeans are pretty meh too t b h
>>5229645
it would work if you were 150lbs heavier
>>5229645
i like your house
>>5229647
I-I like pop punk
>>5229649
Here's your gif.
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88uQ3z-wBJU
>>5229649
>tfw no bf to choke and use me
h-hawt
I wish I was a feminine qt boy like you booger
>>5229649
Here, I'm sure you'll find a use for this image at some point.
>>5229298
Good god
>>5229643
>anon is a trip
>anon.. is a trip
>trip
>>5229629
Anon-Kun
I guess rugby, but he's just telling it like it is and not being mean for means sake.
Circe or any of the frequent anime posters
>>5229645
>corduroy floral print bomber
Bleh man. Donate it pronto.
>>5229635
>me
> nice
Ayyy
>>5229666
don't you like my vocal range devil-sama?
>>5229667
>Angie is anon
>>5229669
i wasn't being sarcastic
>>5229662
nice
>>5229669
I would honestly ram my dick so hard into patty he wouldn't have to fake that high pitch voice
>>5229669
>i'm a soft grunge pastel goth at heart
What does that even mean
>>5229675
Oh please.
>>5229677
It hurts my ears
>>5229681
Haha I hate myself
>>5229672
you don't own me
>>5229676
i dress ok in general
but i keep trying to push the boundary
i had enough sense to bury it in my closet immediately at least
i don't think there's anything else in my closet i'm anywhere near as ashamed of as that lol
>>5229681
i didn't think you were
i'm just sayin
i don't live there anymore
>>5229682
cute, make sure you take pics for me
>>5229683
>he doesn't know about soft grunge and pastel goth
>>5229685
my current plan is to find a slam poetry thing, and say that I'm doing a tribute to Allen Ginsberg and just destroy everyones ear drums.
>>5229690
>tfw no mexidaddy is a very intense feel
>>5229695
Bring some extra amps to blow everyone on the block's
>>5229690
Yea I guess that is true... Maybe I'll just stick to fucking and cuddling them
>>5229672
>Circe or any of the frequent anime posters
</3
>>5229703
Fucking and cuddling is an excellent combination of things.
>>5229701
i don't think i'm catty at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmOrWG2FTbg
>>5229691
autistic shitskin pls go
>>5229702
Is freddie the guy that has bad spelling trashing everyone last night?
He had me dying of laughter
>>5229701
I'll wrestle you m8 and fucking own you
>>5229707
catty AF desu
>>5229710
Hey Maki
>>5229709
>same
I was hoping for rad times but it's just made me feel worse
>>5229719
Its kinda cute
>>5229709
>actually has aspbergers
Well I have to say you're probably the most attractive person with aspbergers I've ever seen.
Sorry to hear that though
>>5229715
Hey sweetie how are you?
I think im going to make a new trip
Makis annoying me were going through an argument
I have 2gigs of maki though
>>5229716
we can get through this anon.
>>5229720
yeah they were.
>>5229722
it's like not a big deal. Andy Warhol had aspergers... bob dylan... jim henson...
i'll live. thanks though faM.
>>5229710
maybe? idk he has an annoying writing style. He's a black dude that pretends to be a white dude. Most of what he says is complete bullshit but he has some issues somewhere in there.
>>5229730
>we can get through this anon
I hope so but it's difficult 99% of the time
>>5229733
Its ok, at least we have each other.
>>5229720
>>5229737
>>5229719
^
>>5229724
I need cuddles rn :c
Got work tommorow. Why are you unhappy with Maki?
>>5229738
You wrastle?
Like olympic style or just lets get oiled up and wrestle style?
>>5229741
shhh, don't worry, I'll hold you
>>5229689
What made you want to buy that bomber in the first place?
okay fuck tindr it is too scary for me
im deleting it
>>5229746
>>5229744
>that pic
well DUH, cuddles should only happen in frumpy pjs.
>>5229730
Nicola Tesla, H P Lovecraft, Alfred Hitchcock, Franz Kafka, Alan Turing were also all speculated to have it as well...
>>5229733
as someone who has been hospitalized twice for suicide related reasons... it gets better. take your pills. and stay on them. or else youll end up killing yourself like dfw.
>>5229750
you should try grindr.
>>5229747
i have no idea
i thought it was like
kitschy enough to be trendy or something idfk
it was like a year ago and i've literally never worn it and i have no intention to ever
it is my secret shame
>>5229753
that's better
>>5229754
>take your pills
I'm not on any pills
>>5229755
maybe i will...
i just wanna cuddle
>>5229666
>>5229685
>triggered
>>5229760
you are depressed? and you aren't taking antidepressants? or are you just sadposting but happy irl?
>>5229762
then maybe don't try grindr.
>>5229763
Thanks for the new image, anon. Got anymore?
>>5229744
I love maki more than anything
My gf gets jealous. She's so perfect
I've used this avatar for a year and it just fits i love her.
Im going to get a maki tattoo. She's been there for me since oct 14
Im also getting a military haircut and a leather jacket
>>5229762
>Grindr
>cuddles
P I C K O N E
>>5229764
yes, no, I wish
>>5229769
>>5229773
My cat is quite dog-like, you can be a cat-like dog.
>>5229756
Fight me.
You'll almost certainly win but I'm interested in learning.
Height/weight?
>>5229769
Yeah, I'm trying to just ignore it now. He's far enough that it works.
>>5229762
C R U M P E T
>>5229775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcY_ueiKy5w
>>5229768
if you get a maki tattoo make sure it's a navy style pinup maki.
>>5229771
duuuude. you need to get on an antidepressant. it only gets worse and it's so much easier to work around when you catch it early. i've been depressed for 9 years now. thousands of different meds. there's no need to be ashamed man. maybe you'll get lucky and you'll eventually be relieved of your depression, but doing that without an antidepressant is like trying to swim in a full set of armor. :(
>>5229777
Omg you didn't hang up
>>5229767
m a y b e
>tfw I can no longer avatar fag
