“Son, why does your room constantly smell like pussy but you don't have a girlfriend?"
I don't get it
why does your room smell like pussy
The cat keeps sneaking in through the window.
>>5198272
cause ur mom has been in there
>>5198272
because you're a fucking coward, learn to fight already
Cause your lesbian?
"Because estrogen does that to your tinkler, dad. Duh"
>>5198284
Secretly ftm but their parents don't realise.
>>5198697
> live with parents, but even they can't clock you
That is some next level stealth.
>>5198272
What the fuck dad? This is why I'd rather live with mom
>>5198697
Uh, how?
>>5199067
intersex and saved up money from their rich parents and lied about using it to go on a trip with their friend and spent a week in the hospital instead having vagina smell inserted.
>>5199067
Haha our daughter is such a tomboy. She even bought a strapon to blend in better with the football team when they shower.
"Son why don't you cut your hair? You're starting to look like a girl."
>>5201318
>tfw I've had longish hair since middle school so no one noticed/cared when I grew it out more
>>5201318
every single day even though ive pretty much always been into gothic fashion when I was younger
>>5201318
>tfw I was never compared to a girl when I was younger, only to a mop
I really should of taken better care of myself
>tfw every time I wash my bathrobe, I almost immediately masturbate in it and it smells like pussy all day
My vagina generates a lot more pussy juice than I thought it would, I haven't decided if I like it or not
>>5201361
You post-SRS?
>>5201367
yeah, since January
