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Previous Thread >>5192535
>tfw roommate shouted at me "....you fucking hon"
>>5194081
well... are you?
>>5194070
>tfw boog will never btfo you
>>5194081
get rekt hon solo
>>5194060
>imaginary relationships
great now i'm even more sad
>>5194062
he's a max/min player to the core, and it sounds a lot like (monkey)'s ebin "let moon feed while the rest of us win" meme team meta which has served them spectacularly this week
Is it weird that I kinda want a bf to send me to my room?
Good to see that booger hates me though I did nothing to him
>>5194098
I hate hitler but he did nothing to me personally.
Looking in the mirror I just noticed how huge my rib cage is, I don't actually have much torso my rib cage is that long
Lmao
Like
Idek if I can actually have much of a waist there's barely even space between my hips and the end of my ribs
Wtaf
>>5194101
Maybe you have spare spare ribs?
time to hug several pillows at once
goodnight
>>5194100
>Tfw when on Booger's appreciation list but never talk to them >->
Well ... Hello you !
>>5194105
Goodnight :D
>>5194105
Goodnight bexe
Whatever happened to that little 13 year old boy, Carol? I was having fun bullying him.
>>5194104
Is that a real thing?
Or you're being facetious ?
>tfw you have loads of work to do but you feel too shit to do it properly
urrrrrgh I feel gross
on the bright side though I'm seeing booblet growth closer to the centre of my chest. middle 3 inches or so on either side of the centre had always been pretty flat even when I was fatter, now 8 days into estrogen that has shrunk to about half an inch either side.
I'm concerned by how fast they're growing though, I want boobs but I also want to be able to stand up straight what with my weak muscles etc. and also I don't want weird maldeveloped breasts if I can help it. probably won't be bumping up to 4mg after the first month, I think.
>>5194115
It's not that rare
they should still be cartilage like the lower ribs though so can be corset-trained
>>5194115
Speaking facetiously. Spare ribs are just the lower portion. You have the same number as anyone most likely, just more meat in between them.
>>5194082
I mean I don't pass half the time but I'm not rly gross looking.
>>5194116
Jeez, only a week? That's pretty fast development.
>>5194113
didn't they post saying they'd realised they're not really trans and were glad they had figured it out before taking drastic steps? idk I can't remember if that was carol or not
>>5194121
post pic
>>5194100
Why is he mad at me?
I just got home from and went to my friends house to get haircut. I wanted that Carlton fade
what should I do before I kill myself?
willing to do anything as long as not too much social anxiety involved
>>5194119
Agreed on waist training. Can be done to lessen the size of your ribs, but not considered very healthy usually. (I know I will be soon)
>>5194123
Yeah, exactly. I'm only on 2mg and my nips have literally changed the angle they're pointing at, too. I think I already had gyno throughout puberty but I had lost weight before starting. also I've always had girl-tier soft skin so I think my hormone levels may have been kind of off to start with.
>tfw use imaginary relationships as a coping mechanism to help with insecurities, dysphoria, and anxiety.
>tfw it leads to real life feelings and it always ends in rejection
>Tfw current best friend and target of affection made me think I had a chance with her by telling me that we would see where things go.
> end up coming back to Washington to find out that she's already seeing someone
> Tfw nobody to fall asleep with
> Tfw nobody to hold my hand
> Tfw nobody to have my first kiss with
> Tfw nobodies voice to make me feel better
> Tfw nobody will want to be in a relationship with me ever
I'm trying to grow hair longer but I got no idea how to make it look feminine or androgynous. Should I go to the hairdresser/barber I usually go to or try to clean it up a bit by myself? If professional how and what do I ask? I'm still in closet so I wouldn't want anything fancy yet.
How soon should I start seeing some effects of spiro? 5 months in self med now and estrogen is growing my nips. Can't take tests due to selfmed.
Any better links than the OP for voice training? The trans help gen recommended going to falsetto then lowering, the problem is that I can't do falsetto. When I try to go higher in pitch my voice just goes fainter and even more nasal than usual. My larynx or whatever the the throat lump is called stays completely still.
>>5194127
if you're angie, I guess because you totally shit up mtfg all the time
>>5194137
trip on ufufu
>>5194134
You're having the puberty feels, they'll fade eventually and then you'll be able to have a real relationship. In the meantime get a dog or something to cuddle with, it's what I do.
>at bdubz
>chatting with the boyz
>some basic white bitch tries to fling shit about nerds playing video games
>proceeds to get verbally BTFO
>has the nerve to get mad when she is publically laughed at by the boyz
40 keks
>>5194137
I'm rarely posting now.
This place just gets tiresome with the petty crap but atleast kayla is still entertaining
>>5194133
>>5194123
here's a pic from two days ago
http://pasteboard.co/1XxUPPk9.jpg
I've had moobs way bigger than this (almost b-cup) back when I was a fat shit in high school but at the time I started my chest was pretty much flat. been crash-dieting and the rest of my ribcage + pelvis is starting to get bony.
>>5194135
Hairdresser, barbers are hair butchers imo. Let her know you're planning on growing it out further and don't worry about dropping your transition into conversation. If you let her know what you need, a good one will deliver. Tip well if you like it and then keep your business with her.
> Tfw hate my chin and nose
>tfw download strawberry panic with high hopes and it turns out to be harem junk
Is there actually a good yuri anime? ;_;
>buy one of these cuz most of the figures look cool
>get the worst one
;~;
>>5194159
Sakura trick
>>5194157
I understand, you have an ugly chin.
Still way prettier than me.
>>5194157
>reposting same pic
at least fish with a different pic
>>5194149
Not murican so tipping isn't a thing here.
It's both a barber and a hairdresser. I've been to her before to get a regular short male haircut, she does mostly women but also men. I don't really want it to be too long, I had really long hair in the past and it's complete pain in the ass to maintain. It's more or less the length of the hair in pic related (+ mullet that i keep bunned) but my head is way more oval and i got a large-ish forehead so I can't comb it to the side like that without it looking awful.
I'm not sure at all how I want it cut that's the main issue, I'm also shy and bad at expressing myself.
>>5194157
desu you would pass in that pic if you groomed your eyebrows more
>>5194160
Yeah, I've already watched sakura trick and enjoyed it, but I havn't been able to find another series that's in any way believable or not a harem. I just want romance ;_;
>>5194157
Just get ffs
>>5194168
I want to do this kind of cut once my stylish head wound heals up
>>5194172
Eyebrows are stupid I should just shave them off.
>>5194180
Or find a hairdresser or electro, most will do them for like 5 bucks and it's mostly upkeep afterwards.
>>5194160
which one did you get???
>>5194189
The worst one
>>5194198
?!?!?!?! the worst one is the brotherhood of steel 1 tho :^)
Jesus christ, why can't we just do it all primal? Boys build nice nests for us and flexes to show their virility and then we fuck and stay together forever.
Why does relationships and social life have to have more layers than that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zmfTr2d4c
>>5194202
>>5194205
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>5194206
is me
>>5194183
Tell me more about doing eyebrows right. I got super thick, unkempt and ugly ones atm.
okay but seriously are my boobs gonna end up looking dumb because of how fast they're growing? how do I fix it?! I'm more worried about this than I am about my parents finding out rn yikes
>>5194218
The golden ratio, I pluck mine.
also is pain while they're growing a certainty? because I'm not really felt much so far, it's more just like a Deep Heat-like warmness behind the nipples than a real 'pain' as such. But I've been talking to cis friends and some of them had boob pain during development while others had none at all.
>>5194225
jesus christ you've been on hrt for a week you dont have boobs
>talking to hot 6'2" surgeon who wants to take me out
>he seems sketchy so i say i'll think about it
>immediately follows up asking if i'd do a professional domme session for 500 an hour
why are all men perverts tho? this is why i take joy in fucking with so many of them
>>5194225
warmness = they're growing
>>5194248
So that's how you justify breaking the hearts of guys who care about you, huh?
>>5194248
Doing gods work desu
>>5194248
Surgeons are hot.
Not ALL men are perverts, r-right? There must be good guys out there somewhere.
is natalie an ok name
>>5194248
>this is why i take joy in fucking with so many of them
No lets be honest your just a whore which is why you'll never be able to have a normal relationship. You crave male attention which is why you sit on your ass all day jacking off on cam. No decent guy is gonna want to settle down with a trans girl who has no real aspirations and whores herself out all day long. Not to mention with someone so vapid and boring.
>>5194265
I think it's a pretty name
It always reminds me of the killers, but it's a pretty normal name
>>5194267
and the ones stupid enough to try will get their hearts ripped out
>>5194248
Well I mean, you say your a camgirl on your okcupid right? It shouldn't be too surprising guys think they can pay you
Mind you one of my friends offered me $1k if he could go down on me once...
>>5194265
Whatever you want to roll with. I'm personally going with Elisabet because I like the nickname Lizette [:
>>5194267
Let's be real, no normal str8 guy ever going to spend his life w trans when he can have cis girl
>>5194248
That's my kind of session..
>>5194224
Mine are quite long and hard to pluck into any shape, should I cut them shorter somehow? Also I dont want to look mean, how to avoid looking mean
>>5194277
>>5194286
No penis, no diamond
>>5194256
you act as if any of them would care for the rest of their lives anyways.
>>5194259
>>5194280
ty ty
>>5194264
95% of them are pervs idk
>>5194267
i mean dozens of men try to take me out at all times and many ask me to be their gf. the last guy told his parents about me, i met the parents of every other guy i've seriously dated prior to that as well, but it never lasts because i end it because they're worthless. clearly i like entertaining male affections tho for my own amusement seeing as i just responded to you.
>>5194274
>>5194275
i took the camgirl part off of my okcupid lmao. prior to me taking it off this never happened!!!
>>5194267
>>5194248
Imo dollface's behavior reminds me more of a promiscuous gay man who posts on grindr looking for quick hookups then breaks it off a day or two later. It's kinda ironic actually because she acts and sounds like a feminine bottom and goes through bf's faster then a crack head goes through steel wool.
Some people kids.
>>5194294
>i end it because they're worthless
I rest my case.
>>5194286
>>5194296
Or maybe she ends it bc she realizes it just a pump and dump
>find a portrait my grandmum drew of my granddad when they were both 16 and he looks more like a girly boy faggot in 1947 than most people on this board do now
>>5194296
I agree with this mainly because I saw edie post on some other thread about how she wants to fuck hairy man butt. no true girl wants to be a top especially not to dudes. gross.
Got the all the hair answers im going to get, what about mones and voice?
>>5194135
>>5194301
kek now you know why you look like you do
>>5194294
>clearly i like entertaining male affections tho for my own amusement seeing as i just responded to you
I'm not male honey. :p
I think you should see a psychiatrist and get some help, admitting you have a problem is the first step.
>>5194296
That's an interesting theory.
>>5194300
Then she has very poor judgment and should avoid those types of men in the first place instead of stringing them all along.
>>5194296
>>5194300
i would never use grindr lmao! it's gross af
i just end it because unless a guy is rich and perfect and pays for everything in the world that i want he's just sort of wasting my time. i could be making money or getting other guys to take me out all of the time or just enjoying my life. men get all clingy and cheap after they start to get comfortable with you....it's a nightmare. i rarely even fuck the guys i go out with as it is. i just go on dates with them for awhile and makeout and stuff until i drop them.
>>5194301
post pic
>>5194306
you're a sociopath
>>5194301
did he look like this?
>>5194306
>i just end it because unless a guy is rich and perfect and pays for everything in the world that i want he's just sort of wasting my time
This is a horrible mindset to have...I can't believe you just said that. =/
Now I know why people get on you about dating and other stuff like this. This is not normal nor is it healthy.
>>5194310
not sure if she is but i totally am made getting diagnosed as trans a fucking NIGHTMARE
>>5194306
Someone screencap this post for the next time Edie starts spouting off about her latest "boyfriend" and how much she loves him.
>>5194302
>no true girl wants to be a top especially not to dudes. gross.
You are objectively wrong here, Buddy. Do I need to link videos of women using strap-ons to fuck dudes?
Which trips are the biggest sociopaths?
Meaning the people who will lie and say anything to get what they want.
>>5194318
AGP please go
>>5194310
>>5194313
>>5194316
i'm sorry but like what else exactly are men good for??? my main problem is that i fool myself into thinking they'll complete my life or that our love affair will be different from every other, and i'll feel like i want a bf and then i'll go get one and realize it's just this huge burden and responsibility in my life that doesn't add enough to my life.
like if men are good for more than money, companionship, and........dick? what exactly is it? i'd love to know lol
>>5194321
Good argument.
>>5194306
>i just end it because unless a guy is rich and perfect and pays for everything in the world that i want he's just sort of wasting my time
Relationships are a two way street, it's not just all about you or all about him. You sound very conceited and like someone who has never had a normal relationship and with that attitude you probably never will.
>men get comfortable and fall in love with you after awhile
Yeah that's generally how relationships start...it's up to both you and him to maintain things and set boundaries not run away when something goes wrong.
>i just go on dates with them for awhile and makeout and stuff until i drop them.
So you use them then?
Again I think you would benefit from some therapy, good luck.
>>5194323
I'll answer this question when you're in your 30s and still alone and wondering to yourself why your camming only brings in about $20 a week.
>>5194308
delivery
>>5194308
ty based genes
>>5194312
>elf
Oh you.
>>5194334
>>5194323
Don't listen to these sensitive fucks
Keep doing what you need to do. These girls are retarded with their muh emotional connections. There's no emotions connections in the animal kingdom. Just predate on everything and everyone.
Just don't be psycho and cause physical harm and try to ease the emotional harm when you can
Also NEVER tell your intemtioms like you're doing now
Source; male sociopath
>>5194325
i had that and it was great but it ended anyways. which all relationships do. most of which end far before you die......... again, if i'm missing the things men are good for besides dick and cash i'd love to read like a bullet pointed list
>>5194328
>>5194331
again, this doesn't answer my question
>>5194323
>i'm sorry but like what else exactly are men good for???
Then become a lesbian because you sound like a raging feminist, still not sure if trolling.
>>5194339
What are you good for? I'd love to read, like, a bullet point list.
Does anyone know if Olivia who rides a motorcycle and lives in the Midwest and used to go by Riley, is a regular here?
>>5194338
underrated post
>>5194328
Best post in thread.
>>5194323
>like if men are good for more than money, companionship, and........dick? what exactly is it? i'd love to know lol
What exactly are women good for? lol see how that works?
Your priorities are all screwed up bitch, this is what happens when you become a trans sex worker.
Where do I find someone like this?
>>5194344
Really? He looks really girly to me there... Like, my friends were huge and manly at 16 and had squinted eyes, thin lips, and wide jaws, etc
>>5194343
Tom?
>>5194344
I guess I should say "faggot," not "girly." I was comparing him to the board, not /mtfg/
>>5194350
I don't know a Tom
>>5194340
You think 100+ years of modern feminism has concluded that "all men are good for is dick". You're a retard. That's the only way to think of it.
>>5194355
I dont know you either I was just seeing if that would work.
>>5194338
LMAO!! i would never intentionally harm anyone desu i don't see the harm in me spending time with guys who pay for everything even if i don't marry them or fuck them. i don't owe them shit except for my time, and i'm a really nice date. i just don't get it
>>5194340
>>5194342
>>5194346
>waahhh men are people too
i get it but i'm not the one trying to convince any guy to date me or commit to me. i just have fun with them and go out and experience things and then drop them when i realize they're not worth much else. maybe if i find a guy who seems like he's worth more than that it'll change, but i haven't found anyone like that recently
>>5194344
yes
>>5194347
hi
>>5194346
One day you will learn that relationships are for losers.
Only winners understand what dollfaces life is about. Having the ability to go place to place people to people just taking whet is rightfully yours.
One thing dollface should do is stop talking and say she's in a legit relationship for the next month Even if she isn't
Proud sociopath here
>>5194362
Jc isn't a heartbreaker though
>>5194334
huh? he looks pretty manly to me.
is it the lips?
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I wish I was smart enough
how u doin
passing girls on the left
me on the right
>>5194367
Am I blind or something?... He looks like he has a doll face to me; forget I said anything, sorry about that.
>>5194366
who?
>>5194368
anon is upset that i use men and eat some of them alive for some reason idk
>>5194373
??? Sounds like the dream desu
>>5194373
>>5194375
you think your dream would be to eventually come close to passing one day tbqh
>>5194362
>waahhhh I'm baby who wants everything her way everything is about me
Shallow much?
> i just have fun with them and go out and experience things and then drop them when i realize they're not worth much else
And you don't realize this is you being fucked up not them?
>maybe if i find a guy who seems like he's worth more than that it'll change, but i haven't found anyone like that recently
Maybe if you stop thinking your entitled to soooo much more then you'll find a man. You have to compromise in relationships. Sorry but your attitude is the problem not the guy.
Therapy is your friend!
>>5194379
But I already pass :o why let my dreams be dreams ;o;
>tfw levels haven't been correctly in female range my entire time on HRT and I still pass
;o
>>5194373
>and eat some of them alive
a-are you a praying mantis??
>>5194371
>>5194374
>>5194382
didn't you get clocked on your meet up with kiwi
How much of a doomed endeavour is it to be a tomboyish transgirl? Is such a thing even possible at 21+ transition?
>>5194386
Stop posting
>>5194386
I wasn't presenting at all lol. I was wearing a drug rug and sweats and my hair wasn't done, didn't have makeup on and was using male voice.
So if by getting clocked you mean presenting male and being received by others as such, sure!
>>5194375
idk apparently men need to be protected despite how horribly they treat all of us i must have missed something in the newsletter
>>5194378
she looks like a heartbreaker to me
>>5194380
>waaahhh ur shalloww and men deserve for u to love them
listen, i'm dumping the men, i'm the one being pursued, i'm the one they want to wife up. i don't have any problems with men. my only problem is not finding one good enough to settle down with. i'm sorry that you can't get a man and you're sad that other girls just ~throw them away~ but it's not worth dating a guy longterm who isn't everything you want. sry but good luck with your hunt
>>5194383
yes
>>5194387
i never said i was better than everyone lmao
>>5194380
>You have to compromise in relationships. Sorry but your attitude is the problem not the guy
This
>Therapy is your friend!
This as well.
>>5194387
Okay but she seems happy w her life and you seem like an angry anon so who's really losing here?
>>5194391
Looks can be deceiving , I'd think you'd know that.
>>5194390
Either those drugs have altered your head or you were always this much of a narcissistic bpd
>>5194392
>>5194380
>compromise!! do errything for the guy!!! settle for him!!!!! who cares if he's not everything you want!! he wants you so that's enough!!!!!
here, maybe this will help yall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGYwf7e_cr8
>>5194391
>aigis
>t-rage
Lmao
But ye, decent guys are rare. I think the most appealing thing about women to me is their emotional understanding. I just feel like they get it more for some reason. The day (if ever) that I'm single and find a cute boy who's actually a decent human tho? Olawd
>>5194388
It depends.
How tomboyish are we talking about?
>>5194396
Elaborate. Is developing confidence and defending myself not acceptable here? Laffin at u
>>5194401
The part that disturbs me if the buffalo bills flag hanging in the background
>>5194401
What's the scale?
>>5194402
>defends previous state without talking about the matter brought up
>says statements like "defending myself" and "being confident in myself" before the matter is even discussed
I didn't bring it up to not be concerned, but it's clear that you don't want to talk about it. I wish you luck.
>>5194394
TRU....
>>5194400
idk guys are have good personalities, are attractive, make a decent living and will love you for who you are ...are like 1 in 1000000. i feel like all of the anons getting pissed off about this have no experience with long-term relationships with men, or any relationships with them at all. it's easy to think men are worth the world when you idealize them. reality is much different.
>>5194407
Not sure how that's not considered addressing you but okie
>tfw u want to be wifed up
;~;
>>5194408
this apron tho
>>5194391
>listen, i'm dumping the men
Yesss edie we know your dumping the men after you use them. You made that abundantly clear.
>i'm the one being pursued, i'm the one they want to wife up
>wahhh everything is about me!
Your here point is what exactly???
>i don't have any problems with men. my only problem is not finding one good enough to settle down with
Yeah because men are not good for anything but money, companionship, and dick!
See this is why you'll never find anyone.
> i'm sorry that you can't get a man and you're sad that other girls just ~throw them away
Lmao bitch I've been dating my bf for almost 3 years now, I'm not some ugly whore like you who uses men for money and thinks they deserve everything. I'm sorry you obviously have mental issues from whoring yourself out and have your priorities all screwed up.
Good luck with your search for this mythical image of man you have in your little head. :^)
I want to rape a transgirl tbqh
>>5194413
>Crooked pocket
BURN IT.
>>5194415
Trip on Chesqua
>>5194408
Can confirm, have long term relationship experience with both genders. It's like robots on r9k spouting >tfw no gf like the ideal partner is almost impossible to find.
Idk imo it's not about their idealness it's about finding someone you can really, truly say you love who's willing to go through hell and back.
I want to rape dollface
>>5194416
its just the way its sitting
>>5194411
me too .___.
at least I know that you will be eventually
>>5194421
I want sheen to stick his fat cock inside of me
I want to rape the beast known as Jocelyn
>>5194393
>Okay but she seems happy w her life
>complains about her life and not finding a good man
Not really but hey brown nose some more ugly.
>>5194398
>do errything for the guy!!! settle for him!!!!! who cares if he's not everything you want!! he wants you so that's enough!!!!!
That's not what they said at all, you don't have to settle for every guy but honestly you do need to comprise. You're very naïve and un experienced with relationships so I'm not surprised you can't grasp this concept.
>not everything I want
See what's fun about this is you don't even know what you want.
Again my advice is to seek therapy for your problems because this isn't healthy or normal. lol
how2stop worrying that I'll never be in a relationship?
>>5194414
>posting angrily about how i choose to date on the internet on a sunday morning at 5 am
you sound very happy in your fictional relationship and it seems like it's made you very well adjusted, just like me!! i'm very happy for you in that you're stuck with a guy who isn't perfect because he pays attention to you. our dreams really can come true. good luck to us both!
>>5194419
ya and i haven't found that in any guy in like a year s0 i'm just going to keep dating and having fun lmao idu why that's so sinful
>>5194420
sounds fun
I want pookie to shit on my face while frog licks the dihareeha dripping
>>5194427
Date Jormy.
>>5194432
>Dating someone from /mtfg/
NOT MAKING THAT MISTAKE AGAIN
Where do I find a JC irl ;_;
I-I just want a loving waifu to break my fingers one by one with a hammer ;__;
>>5194408
>throws away relationship with men she previous claimed were wonderful and had everything she wanted
>not good enough for me
Lmao this is the most insane thing I've ever heard. You're so stupid plz stop talking now before you make yourself look worse.
>>5194434
Neither can date real people so it's killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
>>5194427
relationships are ridiculously easy to get so i wouldn't worry too much about that lol
>>5194426
why would you need to compromise if everything about them was perfect to you.....? you seem like an idiot desu
>>5194436
>did u know? the more you find out about people the more you can realize they're not worth ur time
I want jormy to shit on my chest
>>5194440
Purple is JC, blonde is JK.
>>5194405
The scale goes something like this:
at the very end you have CWC who has transcended cringe, genders and sanity and is now exploring uncharted territory;
followed by literal men with tits - muscle definition, abs, tats, no effort at passing and usually beach balls stapled to their proudly wide chest, there was a photo of some porn "girl" circulating around the board for shit and giggles;
then you have your usual fetishists who after doing everything in their power to obtain an axe wound of their own completely drop the charade and suddenly become hard butch dykes;
your various transbians and other socially inept or clueless people who simply fail at the whole woman angle (but muh genders and muh tumblr);
and actual transgirls who are into sports, outdoors and other traditionally masculine activities who are a welcome change to the usual neet, anime images posting peeps.
>>5194404
Hah!
>>5194422
well I mean where I live its subtropical and I think thats perfect for me and the kitchen I'm building for when I move out some time in the next couple of months
also this is my teapot
>>5194424
I might look like a man and sound like a man and have a penis but I can assure you that that is gross and I would never.
>>5194426
>you don't have to settle for every guy but honestly you do need to comprise.
why would anyone want to be in a relationship with someone they have to 'compromise' with in order to like them?
>>5194427
That was a good show. Don Draper and Harry Potter as doctors.
>>5194435
Shes out there somewhere anon
>>5194446
whooaaaa, nice
can we eat ur cute foods
>>5194446
((what do u cook tho sry shitpost up there)
i had lukewarm but still soggy pizza today, made me barf nearly.
>I'm an authority on everything because I spend all my time doing makeup and dressing like a slut to get attention
Dollface logic.
>>5194446
Why not sheen?
I want you to fuck me.
>>5194451
What if I never find her though ;__;
I don't frequent this board at all, just stopping by after seeing the video here >>5194398
After being in a long term relationship I thought had mutual feelings of love and commitment, my ex girlfriend decided to leave me. I've had a difficult time trying to find reasons and just simple answers as to why she would do this.
It would be so easy on my emotions if there was a clear cut answer as to why she didn't want me anymore, but there really was little I could do.
I'm left improving myself everyday, but not because I need improvement. I'm left jaded by the naivety of thinking I could have love if I work hard to be good for the other person. I'm left terribly hurt where future love seems pointless when I could be the best possible partner ever, and all it takes is for them to fall out of love.
It pains me to realize that the world doesn't work the way I want it to. It pains me to accept that I can't control how people feel even when I do nothing wrong.
I know this tripfag triggers you bunch, but most people are no better. At the very least edie is being brutally honest about the reality of the current state of relationships. Generalizations are stupid, but there is always truth to be found.
>>5194430
Ok who is this
>>5194443
>>5194451
Ugh I need a JC
I mean
what
haha lol
>>5194446
Cutee
Can you be my other mom sheen thnx.....
<3 __ <3
>>5194454
that pizza was great hello ?????
Let's all stop yelling and just appreciate how adorbs pookie and frog are please ok ty
>>5194465
stop ok..
who r u EVEN..
to say such A THIng..
I'm going to bed, gnite senpaitachi.
>>5194458
You wont thinking like that. The guy looking for a hug from Mado hasn't given up and it's been five years. An hero is always open though.
>>5194461
You need a Jc? We all need a mother fuckin Jc.
>>5194465
I'M NOT YELLING
>>5194465
Noone is even yelling you fucking idiot
Im going to rape you
>>5194453
yeah, also I've got these and a big wooden chopping board from ikea made of beech and this is my kettle and I've got a really good grater and can opener... my kitchen is going to be the best.
>can we eat ur cute foods
okaye
>>5194454
well today I had some scrambled eggs, some tomato that I diced and some sauteed mushrooms and onion with some smoked salmon... which was a repeat of what I did like two sundays ago.
I pretty much cook every day.
>>5194457
:/
why
I'm disgusting
and I would never ever do that
>>5194445
>your various transbians and other socially inept or clueless people
Probably on this scale being vidya neet for now, trying to get into uni though maybe I qualify next spring. I'm not overweight or all that socially inept though, mostly just asocial hermit. I do use tumblr but just to follow and share art, my career prospects being game design or art.
How does one fail at the woman angle?
>>5194445
Fucking thank you. I'm so sick of the shit I get for enjoying going outside and being able to fix common problems with my car.
>>5194470
You're not disgusting
Just fuck my bp
when i watch all of you having conversations i'm kind of disgusted that a bunch of basement dwellers with no purpose or plans in their lives being supported by their parents in their late twenties and early 30s are not only so opinionated, but think that their opinions are valid or correct, and then most everyone else is just stupid, but eh, i guess thats just life
>>5194470
have you considered seeing a decent therapist to handle your depression, self-perception issues and other problems? because it's hard to even feel sorry for you at this point, your constant sad sack posts are just annoying at this point. do something with yourself
>>5194444
tru tru
also nice quads
>>5194460
yepppppp. i was in a relationship with the love of my life and it ended, like most do, and me improving myself and getting better didn't do anything. i did everything for him and was completely there for him to the point that no one knew him better than i did. i knew things no one else did and i was the only person in his life he could turn to when everything was going to shit even after we broke up. it still ended tho and he was still shitty towards the end as well as after it. that's reality.
i'd rather be with someone who is everything i want and who thinks i'm their everything so that it could actually last. if you settle even a little bit on either side someone gets hurt, and the longer you let it go on for the worse they feel. you can't control anything except for yourself. so unless they're perfect....................they're not worth it. get what you can, protect yourself etc
>>5194468
I need her the most, Anon!
[spoiler]I had someone as sadistic as JC but she was an ass ;_;
>>5194429
>posting angrily that people are calling you out on being a horrible person
Right....
>>5194429
>you sound very happy in your fictional relationship and it seems like it's made you very well adjusted
Awe look someone is jealous they can't find a decent man! You know maybe if you didn't throw away every relationship with guys you claim are great because they interfere with your web cam whoring business or because they didn't fit some ridiculous criteria that you yourself don't even know then you'd be in one too. :p
>it's made you very well adjusted, just like me!!
Lol bitch you are ANYTHING but adjusted. You got serious issues tbqh.
>i'm very happy for you in that you're stuck with a guy who isn't perfect
My man is everything I want so in my eyes he is perfect. I'm sorry you can't understand this, maybe when you grow up or grow out of this ill conceived notion that guys are only good for money and that you don't need to compromise at all then you'll find a man. Good luck!
>>5194436
At this point she's not even worth arguing with. I'm starting to think she's trolling because honestly nobody could really have such a horrible mindset like this.
>>5194439
>butt hurt intensifies
>>5194448
Because your not going to like every little thing your bf or gf does. It's unrealistic to think there is some perfect person.
A lot of people here including edie don't seem to have a lot of experience with relationships and it shows in your posts.
I'm off to bed, good luck with this defend edie's horrible sociopathic logic thing you got going here.
>>5194470
whoaa you're going on my dope trip list! it's a thing
that actually sounds pretty darn tasty, wish i could get into the habit. sounds productive, delicious, and healthy
mail me food thx
>>5194464
>there are better things i can get to eat in your town
uhmmMM like me ????
We should go get thai next time I love that place ugh
>>5194467
nightt
>>5194468
I think everyone needs a JC
Like, at least a little bit
>>5194470
That food sounds sooo good
I'm guessing you work right Sheen? I've never heard you talk abt what you do before o-o
>>5194483
sheen is a neet
>>5194485
Oohh is she? I appreciate that life tbqh
>>5194432
But I'm straight!
What trip past or present would you throw off of a bridge?
Olrapeyface
Booger
Dollface
Jocelyn
Frog
Noelle
Buns
Sheen
Edgar
>>5194477
ANGRY MADO SOUNDS
>>5194479
That's disappointing.They got to be loving.
>I need her most
You wanna fight about it?
>>5194483
I'd be content with a lot.
>>5194485
This a chan
>>5194478
Thanks m9
>tfw no DMMD bf
>tfw no lox bagel
What a sad night
>>5194488
frog. fuckin bitch
agp ass
((what a babe tho)) (damn)
>>5194488
Anon
>>5194488
what happens when they get thrown off the bridge? do they die? are they permanently disabled or disfigured? nothing?
>>5194480
lol i didn't read your post. i saw the gif and realized who i was talking to. i always find it amusing when you come into the threads because you lie about everything and each time you use the same gifs. you can track every post you've ever made, 90% of which consist of you trolling, lying, or trying to make yourself feel better about your life. which is incredibly sad and pathetic.
all you ever do is trash people, quite often you do it to me because you're bitter, in your free time and this is generally a great example as to the kind of person who gets upset about this shit. this isn't well-adjusted. stay in school kids. fictional tales on a japanese inspired imageboard never actually advance your life. you'll just be here angrily spouting the same shit for months or years.
>dad, nan and stepmum visiting me this weekend for bday soon
>not see nan/stepmum since hrt
>they get here in 30 minutes
omg wtf do i do. halp ;-;
>>5194496
but WHO is it......
>>5194496
It's the /b/tard of mtfg what can you do.
>>5194471
I was thinking of failing through putting absolutely no effort at all and covering it by proclaiming one self as a free-spirited, tumblr retard who does not want to follow social conventions or some other equally inane bullshit.
>>5194472
No prob.
Pictured is a girl peeing in the cup at a couple thousand feet while flying across the US. Not everyone wants to bake cookies.
>>5194483
>>5194485
>>5194486
Being a NEET sucks ass
>>5194490
>You wanna fight about it?
I'm the tuffest fucker here m8 I'm not just some masochist I'm a SADOMASOCHIST so I don't mind kicking you in the gut to assert my dominance as the alpha tranny
>>5194487
You're more like an asexual trying to fit in with social norms of your subculture because you're a bland normie without a personality.
>>5194496
>tfw I haven't different folders for images that I use to brutal post so I know they I use those images for brutal posting only
>>5194460
>At the very least edie is being brutally honest about the reality of the current state of relationships. Generalizations are stupid, but there is always truth to be found.
Edie said men are only good for money, are you seriously defending this logic? lol
I don't even....
>>5194478
>if you settle even a little bit on either side someone gets hurt
You obviously have no idea what your talking about. Like >>5194480 said you do kinda have to compromise alittle because your never gonna find someone that is truly perfect, running away because you don't like how someone eats or sleeps or something is beyond retarded. You're making excuse for yourself so you don't have to commit to a relationship. This is the same attitude that old women in their 40's and 50's have, that's why they're still single.
>>5194497
Duh, go girlmode.
>>5194501
U avain a giggle der m8? ill bash ye fookin ead in I swear on me mum
My munchie cravings are getting more tasteful and expensive send help
>>5194505
Adriiiiiiiii!
I have errands to run and I don't wanna. Motivate me pls.
I also selected wooden wedges as food Google!
>>5194507
>sends help
>>5194498
lol probably feefs, but i remember the last time i argued with them i found alllll these posts linked that were very much like... in one post she'd be talking about how she's been stealth for years and transitioned at 18, then another she's saying that everyone's a man and she doesn't look like one despite starting hrt at 23. or she'll talk about being post-op in one post, and then talk about not ever having work done and being perfect in the other. i never understand people who do this kind of shit, it's ridiculous. if they ever use ":p" and the same boring gifs as always you'll know it's them.
>>5194499
filter all anons
>>5194503
lmao!! smart plan friend
>>5194504
>you don't like how someone eats or sleeps
??? i'm picky, not insane. who said anything about miniscule shit like that?
>>5194496
>lol i didn't read your post. i saw the gif and realized who i was talking to
I see nothing in those posts that invalids their arguments in the least, if anything what they said is spot on accurate.
Why would you even post that when it makes you look bad not them? lol
>>5194512
>filter all anons
>>5194506
you two sound like a nice couple
>>5194461
>Can you be my other mom sheen thnx.....
o-okie, these are my kitchen counter canisters
>>5194473
no thanks :/
>>5194474
I am seeing a therapist and I'm on an ssri
I know that I'm just annoying people but I really don't mean to be a constant sadsack.
>>5194481
*mails you all the food*
I find cooking therapeutic mosdef and yeah I've been cooking healthy lately, because I basically made my sister change the shopping arrangement and now I'm shopping for myself and planning my own meals and thats helped me with my weightloss over the past month.
>>5194483
I don't have a job right now, I'm a loser who couldn't manage to find a job in ten months of unemployment august 2013 to june 2014 so I started studying to become a therapist and my life went to shit and I wasnt able to keep up with the study so they kicked me off the course in february and I went back to being unemployed at the start of this year and then I slid even further down and the past three or four months I've been trying to get back to where I was in june of last year.
I have only had one interview in the past year despite keeping up the applications consistently, I've got my fingers crossed right now to get an interview at this job that is only 10 hours a week... thats where I'm at
>>5194505
Well yeah of course, im 9 months hrt and passing to some extent.
>>5194502
How can I be asexual if I'm sexually attracted to people?
>>5194503
>not changing the filenames to a random string of numbers you got off /v/ so people can't track you
cum on step it up
>>5194517
ooh, that's cool
grats on that! losing weight is hard, i did it a few yrs ago and now im just fat lol
sorry if this was brief! it was nice talking and i hope to see u again in the thread(s)
nightt (all)
>>5194504
>Edie said men are only good for money, are you seriously defending this logic? lol
If that's what is reflective of their experience, who am I to judge? Would you feel more secure if I said women are only good for holding at night, only good for sex, only good for social stability? What do your relationships boil down to that you can hold on to for so long that you lie to yourself about justifying ending your commitment?
>You're making excuse for yourself so you don't have to commit to a relationship
It is an excuse. But it's honest, and at the very least it means the other person doesn't have to have a relationship that is forced even for a moment.
What's better, to be in a relationship, not alone, but live a lifetime where you have moments of doubt and years of having to painfully commit to something you may not want for that period of time. Something you may have to force yourself to want because you're insecure about being and dying alone.
Or is it better to be single and accept that a true ideal, perfect, relationship must not ride on these insecurities.
>>5194496
>lol i didn't read your post. i saw the gif and realized who i was talking to. i always find it amusing when you come into the threads because you lie about everything and each time you use the same gifs. you can track every post you've ever made, 90% of which consist of you trolling, lying, or trying to make yourself feel better about your life
Like this person >>5194513 said nothing in there would make me look bad, pathetic, or fake.
What's incredibly said is your attitude towards relationships honey, also your choice of careers but that's a discussion for another day.
>all you ever do is trash people, quite often you do it to me because you're bitter
All I did was call you out for being a cunt, whore, and down right horrible person for using men. Don't get mad at me sweetie, change your life then people won't "trash" talk you. :p
>fictional tales on a japanese inspired imageboard never actually advance your life. you'll just be here angrily spouting the same shit for months or years
This is actually pretty good advice, you should follow your own advice edie. :^)
>>5194506
Yeve got sum big balls fer a tranny, swering on yer mum like that.
'Etter watch em before I fuckin smash em in m8
>>5194516
Shut up
>>5194519
>How can I be asexual if I'm sexually attracted to people?
No you're not, that's just a meme.
this is my utensil holder and its the only lecreuset item I'll ever be able to afford
>>5194520
no its okay.
night.
>>5194523
mado x other masochist anon
>>5194519
Jormy confirmed for an experienced troll.
>>5194522
>>5194513
>i'm not samefagging i swear
>it's totally normal to troll everyone constantly and to dictate how other people live their lives
>because i'm right
>but you're not right because you're a whore
ok thx perfectly well adjusted anon ttyl
>>5194514
rip
Whelp, I'm gonna head to bed. Keep fighting the good fight girls.
>>5194306
>i just end it because unless a guy is rich and perfect and pays for everything in the world that i want he's just sort of wasting my time
>>5194323
>like if men are good for more than money, companionship, and........dick? what exactly is it? i'd love to know lol
>>5194339
>again, if i'm missing the things men are good for besides dick and cash i'd love to read like a bullet pointed list
>>5194362
>. i just have fun with them and go out and experience things and then drop them when i realize they're not worth much else. maybe if i find a guy who seems like he's worth more than that it'll change
>>5194373
>anon is upset that i use men and eat some of them alive for some reason idk
Holy shit why do people even like this trip and why are people actually defending this behavior?
Wow just wow.
