do most gay men like it in the ass?
I am doing a secret santa and the person I got is gay, it's literally the only thing I know about him, barely every talked before.
I want to get him a dragon dildo. is that an alright gift?
I'm being completely serious so please help
>>5167582
ur spending $200+ on secret santa?
>dude just get him some x cut with meth
>>5167582
No.
Just give him $200.
>>5167582
Buy him this so he dies from bad taste.
>>5167624
>>5167645
its not that simple. We have a thunderdome thing going, every year the gifts need to be more extraordinary and elaborate. We are waiting to see when someone buys a car or something for someone. last year someone received 2 ounces of gold.
but I'm serious. it doesn't have to be expensive as that but it has to be good, last year he got gay porn dvds from someone. I want to get him something unique that he would enjoy. I have good intentions
>>5167664
So find out what he enjoys...?
>>5167674
the only way I could do that would be to ask someone and we aren't allowed to tell anyone who we have.
what I am asking is, by default is it a safe assumption that a gay guy would like an exotic dildo? and I'll get some other small stuff too but I really need a wower
like here is a serious question. Do gay men genuinely really like the feeling of things in their butts or do they just do it because its the best they have to work with?
>>5167688
>is it a safe assumption that a gay guy would like an exotic dildo?
No.
>Do gay men genuinely really like the feeling of things in their butts
Some do. So do some straight men. Anyone with a prostate. But not every one.
Stalk him on facebook or ask someone you know he knows.
>>5167701
>So do some straight men. Anyone with a prostate.
sh-should I buy one for myself?
man this is going to be really tough. I just don't want him to be disappointed
>>5167723
Do my bad taste ideal faggot.
>>5167723
Just use your finger and see if you like it before you drop $200 for a replica of a dog dick.
I'm sure with some sleuthing you can figure out something he likes. Or buy him an apple watch or some other expensive garbage. Maybe a bouquet made of iphones.
>>5167738
what if I did that as well as got a dragon dildo that had flame decals on it?
>>5167582
I am gay and have zero interest in dildos so there's that.
>>5167582
I am gay am a total bottom, yet have NO interest in dildos
>>5169007
So you only.hold out for real dick?
>>5169108
Not him but yes
Just buy it. Even if he doesn't use it, the situation of him opening it would be hilarious.
>>5167582
>I am doing a secret santa
>I want to get him a dragon dildo. is that an alright gift?
I don't. I also dislike putting it in ass except when I'm really horny. I love blowjobs.
>>5167582
Do it nerd. Also, don't cheap out on a small one, get an XL horse cock
>>5169386
>not getting a dog one
Pleb.
I'd be pretty hype about receiving a 100 dollar dong for free
>>5169488
see this is what I mean. it could be great!
I would go all out too and get the suction cup add on and the cum tube with the pump
>>5169108
YES, Why? you offering?
id much prefer 2 ounces of gold.
I feel like this is all just an elaborate way to convince yourself to buy a dragon dildo for yourself via "chickening out" of giving it to him and, you know, not wanting the dildo to go to waste.
>>5167582
if you're willing to make things sexually awkward, go suck his dick you fucking retard
just get him a gift card to some generic place instead of a dildo
>>5172506
well if I was to buy him one I would buy one for myself too, just to have. But I'm not going to go out of my way to get one for myself.
what other things do the gays like? red wine and dvds of desperate housewives? I don't fucking know
and don't just say they like normal things everybody else does. He's one of those bitchy gays that sits on the couch making sassy comments about past lovers, you know, the kind every girl wants as a best friend.
>>5167582
Op. Best idea guy here. Volition sells a Penetrator for around $600. Its about 5' and 10lbs. Package it with 2 softballs at the handle base and wrap it tight. Play some ball with him when he opens it. Congrats on being King of the Thunderdome ahead of time.
>>5178046
Forgot pic.
>>5172437
is a dragon dildo something you would purchase for yourself or a loved one with said gold?
