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fuck we filled up that last one fast >>5129170
first for Jocelyn is a worthless hon
>>5129897
second for stop posting so many fucking anime reaction images
first for your waifu a shit
4th for anime
>>5129905
Whats wrong with anime reaction images?
>>5129905
maybe I need to leave for a couple days again
>>5129916
you need to stop getting high for a couple days
>>5129897
>>5129898 cause fat asses causes all the lesbians to appear and erp
and stop with the damn anime posting
post Nagels instead
>>5129916
maybe you need to stop being a cunt and try to be nice for once
>>5129923
>being nice
>on mtfg
Anon pls this is meanie central, its bully or be bullied
>>5129923
When have I been mean to anyone but kiwi? (who I tried to prevent from airing our dirty laundry but they wouldn't stop poking at me)
Like I genuinely try and make it a point to be nice to people here.
>>5129887
Well yes, light colors makes things look bigger, and pops more.
But what I'm thinking about is faking the shape of hips, like tricking the mind to think there's more shape than there is.
Where as, if you're waring a loose shirt that goes all the way down to your hips, basically covering them, then it makes your hips look narrower than they are, because they remove that hip curve part... And also, doesn't split up your body, so that it's harder to accurately determine shoulder/hip ratio.
>>5129920
>muh thread length
jeez somebody's a size queen
the drama really does start right away doesnt it...
>>5129931
how do you know for sure it was kiwi poking at you?
you just ended up fueling the drama while she apologized and you blew her off
she just leaves when the drama comes and you haven't tried to make amends at all
>>5129925
it's hon or be hon'ed tbqh.
>>5129932
I think it'd just be easier to do the towel trick and fake hips that way.
I'm not a butt toucher!! ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐
>>5129937
She talked plenty of shit with her trip on, also look at this:
>>5129505
>>5129514
>>5129593
Like I've said time and time again, I don't enjoy being shit on by people? I don't like when this is all happening? I want it to be over and I'm trying to be as mature as I can. The only time I've lashed out in all of this is when after a week of keeping my mouth shut Kiwi still continued to talk shit. Still does it on anon almost daily too. Fucking ridiculous at this point.
>>5129944
Except a towel will not look like hips... And, uhm... Pretty obvious otherwise why that is a bad idea.
>>5129936
>hon hon hon hon hon hon hon
>hon hon hon hon hon hon hon
>hon hon hon hon hon hon hon
That's all I hear anymore, you get used to it.
i'm not trans, i'm cis male but i'm trying to look as unmasculine as possible. i just hate masculinity and want to be androgynous. am i allowed to post here?
>>5129947
maybe because you never apologized for shitting on her and making her the laughingstock of /mtfg/?
if you were in her place how would you feel? why can't you just agree to disagree, you weren't compatible in real life and end it at that? maybe try adding her on skype or however you chatted with her before and try to patch things up?
>>5129953
(i basically want tips on androgyny/passing)
>>5129949
Actually if done right it look exactly like hips underneath clothing...check it.
>>5129953
>i'm not trans, i'm cis male
nah, make your own thread
>>5129953
depends. how old are you?
>>5129953
Look for the femboy thread
>>5129897
what the fuck are you doing you fucking retard? it's not even image limit yet
>>5129955
I was kidding, but-
>I'm no good at bullying
>bullies cis male anon
Didn't you get bullied into being a girl?
>>5129955
>How do you hon someone?
You dress in rainbow stripe thigh highs while talking like an anime girl while hitting on other trans girls.
hon'ed/10
>>5129963
oh, there's a femboy thread? i've literally never been to this board before. thanks for the suggestion!
>>5129966
>Didn't you get bullied into being a girl?
N-no of course not people just suggested it a lot...
>>5129947
also you can't make posts this close together in time, there has been plenty of instances of a shitposter attacking you right before or after one of kiwi's posts
>>5129968
Top keks, that's mtfg alright, full of hons.
>>5129959
Not much of a point anyway, it's not like you'll have those hips.
>>5129947
saving that pic for future bullying, thanks for linking it, hon.
>>5129954
>maybe because you never apologized for shitting on her and making her the laughingstock of /mtfg/?
what do I have to apologize for exactly? I didn't fucking do anything to Kiwi but say what happened that night. Maybe kiwi shouldn't have done the things they did and no one would be laughing. We wouldn't even be here. Apology? Yeah, right.
>if you were in her place how would you feel?
I don't know, I would never make the decisions and do the actions it took for her to get to where she has so I never considered. I don't sympathize though, if that's you're asking me to do.
>why can't you just agree to disagree
I tried to do this from the start but she wouldn't just let it go. Had to make it public for /mtfg/ in a desperate stretch for attention and sympathy during a rough point in her life. I tried to respect it but after a week it got old and my concern for her well being ran out as it became a more and more volatile situation.
At no point has kiwi done anything that could be warranted as an acceptable reaction to the situation that was at hand, and now I've had to deal with the blowback from it.
>>5129965
This still isn't the place for you then, you don't want to appear fem but wants tips on "passing"
That didn't clarify much, go be a fuccboi elsewhere please.
or if you aren't leaving, post a pic of yourself or else we can't help.
>>5129971
Sure you can
>>5129971
Sure you can
>>5129975
Well yeah regardless of what trick you try when the clothes come off it's back to no hips, there's not much you can do about it.
>>5129970
Uh-huh.
>>5129984
>>5129985
This tbh, it's not that hard.
>>5129946
So you dont touch butts?
>>5129953
I mean everybody here is going to call you trans because of what you're telling us.
Because we all went through literally the exact same thing and came out the other end.
So in short, my answer to you is: you can't leave.
Trans help general has tips for passing, by the way.
>>5129978
I don't think you should apologize for kiwi being an autist, the memes that came out of it more than make up for the drama tbh.
kiwi just denied all that shit that happened because they can't face their autism is that strong.
>>5129978
>>5129984
>>5129985
I'll just leave this here.
how do you get comfy in bed with your laptop?! ive spent the last 15 minutes trying to get a position
>>5129992
What about being agender, though? The last time I mentioned it on /lgbt/ I got yelled at for making shit up and being a special snowflake but identifying as agender makes the most sense to me.
>>5129994
If you're gonna go into the archive you should show the entire story. That's a half hearted apology after she went back and forth with Jocelyn and got blown the fuck out and exposed for what she did that night in attempt to save face.
>>5129953
>So I told anon to transition into a woman..he actually did it the absolute madman!
>>5129987
But, it's more about when you're outside? That you look good to others, and that it still looks like your own flesh (a towel won't jiggle or whatever like a real butt), and that if you have a bf he can actually squeeze your butt and it giving a response.
You kind of have to show your real goods, just using a few optical tricks to make yourself look better.
Without clothes, yeah... But, eh, I think sometimes bad clothing choices can actually make you look worse than if you were naked.
If you have absolutely no hips, then it pretty much doesn't matter much what you do, optical illusions probably won't be enough.
>>5129992
>>5129997
qt tbh, when was that?
Ugh...you people are so cringy. I never hated other trans people until coming here. =/
>>5130000
Proof that kiwi even did any of these things or is it just jocelyns word against hers?
>>5130007
I know anon, lets talk about clothes instead. Maybe shoes, bags, and accessories too.
While pretending to be REAL girls!
>>5129968
add some heels and you may have it, kek
>>5129999
That's fair. It's never something I reached. I'm not naiive enough to discredit a gender identity after having people tell me that mine isn't real.
I will say this, though. For a time I thought I was agender until really I realized that I was just so fed up with worrying about gender that I despised thinking about it and came to similarly despise the concept of being gendered as a whole.
>>5130007
The term is "catty" and "weeaboo" and they will always be the raging fireballs of estrogen they fill themselves with. They represent us. what's_really_important_is_that_you_found_a_way_to_be_superior_to_them.jpg
>>5130009
She admitted to it in her own apology, just look at that picture. Tried to say it was all just being a memester. Apparently had to reassure Jocelyn on several occasions that she didn't intend to rape her...
>>5129925
Every time someone tells you something you think you're being bullied.
>>5130003
>That you look good to others, and that it still looks like your own flesh (a towel won't jiggle or whatever like a real butt
Neither will clothes making an optical illusion so there's no point. People especially those that touch you would figure it out anyway.
>>5130015
or interact with trans people in real life more often, it really isnt any better especially in "large" groups.
>>5130017
The only reason I'm identifying as agender is because I don't like the gender binary, and the realization of my dislike of gender is to not identify as one at all (see: agender).
If I recall correctly, Jocelyn was the one shitting up /MTFG/ about how they were going to fuck and suck, what flavor condoms or lube to get and whatever other ERP shit you anime posters do, then they actually meet up and all of a sudden it's not anime anymore. Wow, anime isn't real life. That's a reason to destroy people's lives. Jocelyn is a piece of trash.
>>5129946
I guess there's no reason to go to Portland then. I'm not gonna travel to some far away city and not get my butt touched.
>>5129955
>Do you paint their face with shitty makeup and force them to wear a thrift shop floral dress?
Jeans and gamer t-shirt with no makeup and a guy voice.
>>5130011
Honestly that would be better then this fighting between two trips about who touched who's girl tinkler....that's gross tbh.
>>5130015
>Have you never interacted with trans people before coming here?
Trans irl act nothing like this, sorry to burst your bubble but you need to get out more.
>>5130017
>The term is "catty" and "weeaboo
Well at least the weeaboo part is right...
Coming back here always reminds me why I stopped talking to most trans people.
>>5130037
huh
>>5130018
Eh that post was pretty vague tbh. It could mean a lot of things. What the fuck is a memester?
>>5130031
Right, you're disillusioned by the concept of gender because it creates stress for you. You'd prefer to simply be left out of it all, right? To not have it be an issue? Or are you saying that your identity is less reactionary and more intuitive for you?
GLEEEEEENNNNNN
>>5130015
>You should check out reddit or susans
Why? This place is like susanreddit 2.0 anyway.
>>5129997
>Aife eyes
>5 head
>Big chin
>Giant nose
>Metal hair
>Lanky build
>Man hands
Would not maam.
>>5129933
>tfw you want to hug bexe irl
>tfw I will hug way too hard and end up crushing her to death
>tfw I will be both mournful over taking a friends life and dysphoric over my immense man strength that caused it to the point of not knowing where the dysphoria begins and the grief ends
I don't want to meet anyone from here ever, it would be just like trying to hug cis girls
I'm a giant man construct trying not to crush the flowers underfoot
>>5130032
Would you not be disappointed if you expected a cute boy and instead got kiwi? he does a really good job of abusing angles, total hon-core
>>5130039
I guess you should just, like, leave then.
>>5130055
454 big block or bust
at least stroke that 350 to 383....
>>5130048
Glen didn't die, that nigalous guy fell on top of him and the walker were eating his body. Once he calms down and plays dead with walk guts on him to mask the human scent he'll blend right in and sneak away later.
source - I'm a zombie extra on the show tbqh
>>5130048
It's his fault for not knowing how to climb a fence
>>5129920
>ever since I started HRT I can eat things that are much spicier
YOOOO me too wtf?
>>5129870
It's not that I want to look like her, it's that I'd rather look more like her than more like the other girls in that photo.
>>5129998
Have a king or queen sized bed and get one of those lap desks I fall asleep next to my computer like every night.
I guess im not safe from TWD spoilers even here
fuck u actually
>>5130047
It doesn't really create stress for me, I just think in an ideal world we'd all be genderless blobs free to like and express ourselves without having to worry which box some arbitrary thing falls into.
And if I believe that, why would I identify as a gender?
>>5130062
They could have avoided all of that and kept the red shirt if they weren't so afraid of bushes.
is it safe to come out yet
>>5129990
m-maybe I do >_>;;
>>5130033
so says the slut who says she's not a slut
>>5130061
It's got headers so it's good enough for me. Plus I'd like the gas mileage to be reasonable enough to drive it...
>>5130070
>>5130070
its never safe
>>5130060
Thanks, I think I will. I just needed another reminder of why I avoid the trans community.
Enjoy...what ever this is supposed to be. :^)
>>5130070
I wish you would die.
>>5130063
Ikr? They could have both climbed the fence and just jump on the roof that was right next to it.
Also,
GLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>5130052
i really disagree anon. we're more honest because we don't have to save face. trips may interfere with that but the anons differentiate us from them.
>>5130067
I wasn't being explicit in my definitions. Most people who are persistently agender experience dysphoria being gendered entirely; as male, as female, as nonbinary, etc.
It's not the philosophy of assigning a gender or its ramifications which aggravate them. It's a phyisiological reaction. It's dysphoria. These identities are not centered around beliefs but are instead tied down by neurological quirks that aren't under control. We don't fully understand the basis for transsexuality so it follows that alternative forms may exist.
Your identity is politicized; it's based off of beliefs about the way society ought to be conducted. It's positive, not normative, is essentially what I'm saying.
>>5130062
>a tranny extra plays walkers on TWD
cool
I actually have given it some thought if it actually ever happened irl
I would cut off my junk if I got bit, put on my best clothes and wait death
>>5130068
They could've avoid all this by using some tnt and blowing out the ledge pathway leaving them no where to go but straight back down.
This herding plan was a mistake from the get go. I hope they somehow herd them into the wolves base camp.
>>5130084
oh. i had no idea.
what do i identify as, then? i don't feel dysphoria at all, and i don't want to pretend to be something that actual people are struggling through.
>>5130082
You're really trying to force this meme huh?
>>5130081
I'll see if I can help you out with that tonight.
>>5130086
If the zombie apocolyspe went down I would hunt down other mtf's and chop their heads off tbqh.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
>>5130094
Please do. This place would be so much better without all the drama you bring along then pretend you have nothing to do with.
>>5130055
> I really I'd just want to smoke a bowl with you
B-but your job search!
>and hang out with you if you moved up here.
I'm a boring person irl, and I doubt I'll be moving to Portland now, but I ever visit you're definitely on my "Would chill with" list.
>>5130071
Wow, I was gonna take ass and legs pics in my new garter belt and fishnets but now you've hurt my feelings talking to me like that. Now I -NEVER- will.
>>5130082
>tfw tried to watch TWD and couldn't get past the first episode
>>5130039
>Honestly that would be better then this fighting between two trips about who touched who's girl tinkler....that's gross tbh.
Yep, there's a lot of erp and stuff here... And generally annoying trip "HEY LOOK AT ME, GIVE ME ATTENTION ANONS, AND OTHER TRIPS" stuff.
>>5130098
this^
all trips an hero.
>>5130098
I don't think I have a feasible surefire way to do it tonight but if I think of something I figure everyone here will eventually figure it out when I stop posting entirely.
>>5130089
[spoiler]>yfw there's no spoilers on /lgbt/[/spoiler]
>>5130082
That too but relly
>>5130088
Should have just had an m60 or some shit
GLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>5130101
>tfw tried to watch TWD and couldn't get past the first episode
pleb, you probably watch the wire.
>>5130098
What would you even discuss if there were no trips? It's pretty clear you only come here to whine about the fact there are trips here.
Just go start "no trip MtFg" if you're that bothered (which you aren't, so you won't).
i want a little box where i can just curl up and cry and cry until i die from dehydration
>>5130062
question, has andrew lincoln been wearing a green glove?
>>5130101
You're just mad because you'll never operate as hard as Rick.
>>5130106
There doesn't even look like there's a face in that spot. Just jump through it you skinny Asian delivery boy!
>>5130108
At this point, there are almost more trips than anons.
And all the talking is between trips that erp or are trying to get each others attention so they can feel like one in the group or popular.
Any other discussion gets drowned out.
>>5130105
[spoiler]tbh I knew he was a goner at some point so we[/spoiler]
![Rerarapepe_b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Up0BG0A.png "Rerarapepe_b[1].png")
all of the trips are asleep, post Os
Wow. Four generals today. Sup.
>>5130118
NO STOP
>>5130108
>what would you discuss if there were no trips?
Gee idk anon maybe we'd all talk about passing and girl stuff without getting drowned out by trip shit posting and drama?
....one anon for all
>>5130090
This is where it comes down to introspection. This stage of reasoning is crucial. First of all, there isn't "pretending" yet; abandon that notion until later. Is the origin of your distaste with gendering purely philosophical? If so, are you merely being inquisitive? Is that like you?
Before you hastily discard the idea of being trans, consider the following: being trans is vastly on the rise, with psychologists confirming an increasing percentage of cases of dysphoria amongst the population. Likely this is due to the presence of minor dysphoria -- the kind that doesn't necessarily compel people to transition, but makes them feel like feminine men or masculine women. Is transsexuality really a "fad" when we have more people fully deeply transitioning? Sure, we have a lot of college feminists declaring themselves nonbinary, but the number of people actually transitioning is considerably increasing.
When I started transitioning, I did so experimentally. I took hormone replacement to find out if I enjoyed the prospect of approximating femininity. I did. I kept going. But it wasn't like I was mentally female; I was far too objective and cynical. It took me an embarasingly long amount of time to realize that I wasn't fully cognizant of my emotions and that I was depressed in part due to dysphoria.
Think long, hard, carefully, objectively. See a therapist, talk to people if you're comfortable about it. Or keep posting anonymously here or in /thg/.
>>5130116
Have you actually tried making other discussion? I mean, give me one topic you've been dying to delve into with MtFg that the amount of inter-tripping ITT has prevented you from doing so?
>>5130115
Fucking exactly
>>5130119
>>5130101
I bet you didnt even buy a new garter and fishnets
>>5130113
obviously aiming with his mind's eye
He operates on a whole nother level mate.
>tfw not cheeki breeki silent and sneaky
I'd die day one of an outbreak.
>>5130119
.
>>5130127
Sonic did you know that you're pretty hot?
>>5130119
>Part of the reason I can't get in to the show (And most shows) is my latent /k/ autism flares up too much.
but everyone has perfect trigger discipline and also theres a lot of gun porn
but hershels magic shotgun tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P224BTri7RQ
>>5130113
To defense of Rick's wobbly aim, most of the time he's just standing over someone and executing them, so precision is guarantied regardless.
>>5130123
do you have a throwaway email i can reach you at? i feel like i want to get more into this with you, more than a single thread would allow.
I have the rest of that picture and it involves rape.
>>5130124
>I mean, give me one topic you've been dying to delve into with MtFg that the amount of inter-tripping ITT has prevented you from doing so?
I wanted to talk about passing, but since most trips don't pass it's not currently possible. : (
>>5130137
he's gonna be such a hon hahahahaha oh man it's too funny he thinks he can pass
>>5130142
He's just fat tbh. If he lost weight he'd be cute.
>>5130135
[email protected]
98 isn't my birth year don't worry
>>5129925
I'd rather be bullied to be honest.
>>5130128
I like how how quickly he took out those wolves trying to roll up on him and take his shit. Then he pulls a Rambo and ak47's those bitches through the RV. Rick is the man but carl is even more deadly tbqh. That boy has latent serial killer in him.
>>5130141
>>5130129
>not aiming thu ur eyepatch
Check out this scrub
>>5130137
can you stop trolling cheska?
I dont know why you feel the need to try and ruin kiwis life, she would have done anything for you and you just act like this
>>5130138
>I wanted to talk about passing, but since most trips don't pass it's not currently possible
Lmao best post in thread.
#truths
>>5130144
sending you a hangouts invitation
>>5129998
Fold your pillow in half and rest lappy on your chest.
>>5130161
I don't understand how people can sleep with less than two pillows anymore
it's so much more comfortable
anyway
Oh good posting works again, 3 hours without mtfg was hard
>>5130169
Hard? My hdmi cable broke. I can't fucking live with just one monitor.
>>5130171
I'm sorry about that, how does an hdmi cable even break? I use DVI cables for my monitors
>tfw I just read the bible for three hours
I think I'm a changed person. Im trying to become better. Im going to start reading more literature
Just going to leave this here every other thread now, in case someone in charge of the minecraft server is online:
griefer active on there by the name of "x3n0f0rm"
>>5130171
I only have one monitor, I don't really see the need for two
RIP kiwi. She killed herself from being heartbroken.
>tfw normie reactions to pictures like this
>tfw not sure if I'd like this but kind of want it
>>5130172
My only pair is black tho and I don't like them, they make my butt look smaller. I should get some in different colors.
>>5130176
I'm glad you found Jesus anon. I hope every girl here finds his light eventually.
some1 get over here and give me a cuddle, I'm cold as heck
Hey friends! Hope you have a nice halloween! I'll be passing out candy to kids with my sorority while dressed as Pearl!
This is...silly.
>>5130182
>she thinks her ass isn't already so massive it influences the tide
>>5130191
fresh meat doesnt even know the half of it
>>5130183
I would if I could
>hey valkyrie chronicles looks like a cool game
>start playing it
>its literally an anime with a few minutes of gameplay every now and then
God dammit
>>5130174
DVI is nice. Well my secound monitor is not very stable so it kinda tumbled towards the floor cause my elbow bumped it when I stood up and it pull out the hdmi cord, leaving the little metal piece behind...
>>5130179
Just what some one who has never had two monitors would say. All kidding aside it's really nice cause I do stuff on my little one and let stuff play on my big on with out having to switch back and forth from tabs. Or if i'm playing a game I sometimes watch a movie at the same time, cause i'm productive. But with everything in life that I love it dies.
>>5130182
id want it if it didnt look like my dick after a 5 hour tenderizing match with my fist.
wtf is up with the site tonight
my girlfriend just gave me a cuddle before leaving for work, I'm satisfied now
How come even with plenty of lube butt stuff doesn't feel good
>>5130196
But you like anime?
Also if you like the gameplay I hear it's basically XCOM, which is also fun.
Are we dead again?
>>5130188
>Are you actually Christian because you're the dog girl.
What God don't know don't hurt him.
>But you also love guns so...idk
I serve the Cube as well as God. But they're knot related.
>>5130193
>implying
>>5130196
That's what you get for buying weeb games.
>>5130199
>touching your gt
>mfw
>>5130211
The Rapture came and went, yo.
>>5130210
Contrary to popular belief I actually dislike most anime. And it doesn't seem that similar to XCOM so far, which may be a good thing since I never really got into XCOM
>>5130212
Is that why my erp stopped? God ruins everything.
well this is boring
>>5130198
>Just what some one who has never had two monitors would say.
;_;
>>5130216
I know right? Cursed heathens
>>5130216
He can handle it, he's god.
>>5130217
Isn't that what the circlejerk is for
>>5130220
I'm sorry! Two is better then one and all that stuff
>>5130221
>wanting to have sex with dogs
>not wanting to have sex with god
>>5130198
I prefer using an actual TV as my second "monitor".
Sure, it's not as clear as a monitor, but it's great if I wanna have youtube/Netflix/aminu pulled up on a separate screen ;)
>>5130224
eh, there's nothing to really circlejerk over rn
tbh I just want to pass the time until i have the mental fortitude to get out of bed
>spend half an hour stretching and lubing up
>finally stops burning every time I penetrate after a while
>start going in and out at a decent pace
>doesn't even feel good
I hate this. I'm tired of having to touch my gt to satisfy lewd feels.
>>5130164
I have a good latex pillow, it's all I need.
>>5130226
Me too, a little 12inch flat screen. Once you start doing that you'll never want it any other way.
>>5130227
That's why we got /b/, but i'm banned for that exact reason.
>>5130232
I haven't gone on /b/ since I was in like, 8th grade
>>5130232
Hmm, that's actually pretty different. I'm running a 23" monitor and a 32" TV, and they both somehow fit on my desk.
>>5130229
Sounds like internal hemorrhoids
>>5130212
I'm gonna post sexy pics tomorrow in tights after I shave my legs and stuff and ur gonna be SOOOO rekt and jelly
U DONT EVEN KNO
>>5130243
How do I find god?
I want him to hold me with his big, manly god hands.
>>5130247
>I was gonna post that pic ;~;
I guess you just aren't christian enough
>>5130253
>>5130254
Is the site dead?
Why won't you accept god?
>>5130253
I can't sit on god's lap if I can't find it
>>5130262
I don't really miss god. But I sure miss Santa Claus
That dream was awful
It was like a mashup of the walking dead and 40k but I don't really know anything about either of these things so it was just ridiculous
good bed people
> +1 to image limit
>tfw maki doesnt like us anymore
man i just woke up and its fucking pitch black out aaaaaaahhhhhhh
also
>people avatarfagging so hard that we hit image limit in under 450 posts last thread
why
>>5130283
>why
>she says as she posts an anime girl
>>5130284
i dont do it with every post though
also yeah why!! avatarfagging here is like, what is the point ?
>>5130282
His boipucci belongs to us now. You should have made use of it while you had the chance.
>>5130283
Iktf, I wake up screaming thanks to sleep paralysis at least once a week.
>>5130283
I think you will find that every single image is used responsibly and with due deference to others in the thread who might want to post images
>>5130169
I cant live without you mtfg. I started thinking about killing myself again.
>>5129925
tfw no nice trips
>>5130305
:(
I wish all the depressed people* lived close to me so I could do something about them being depressed.
*I realise this may just mean the entire thread so some selectivity might be needed.
>>5130305
Don't have silly ideas like that
Have silly ideas like mine, where I dream about zombie hunting from the back seat of an atv on a Midwest themed planet
>>5130303
What are you reading?
>>5130313
red mars by kim stanley robinson
I need to get more books tbh
Does my grandmother watch starz in black for a reason you think? It's weird to me how much she likes qween latifah.
>>5130308
You couldn't do anything anyways.
It sucks. I was talking to someone recently about their depression and i felt the same way. Like if i could just be there, hug them, let them know how much i care, maybe they'd feel better.
Idk, thats silly tho.
>>5130312
I have dreams about my friends being taken away from me.
i got this image for yall mtfg
>>5130303
how do u always take pictures from so far away???
>>5130319
What is a thot?
>tfw you gotta dilate but you dont
>>5130322
Short for thottbot. An old WoW database site.
>>5130319
What's a THOT.
hi im awake
what is everyone up to rn???
>>5130319
tHoT O wEeN
>>5130326
Ah yeah I remember when I used thottbot, what a dumpster.
I thought they were mistyping thought. Like thinking Halloween when they said thotoween or whatever.
>>5130319
its like a metre away, my desk is right next to my chair and my chair is right next to my bed so like I can plop my keyboard and mouse on my chair and shitpost on mtfg while I am in bed wanting death
>>5130324
Imagine how painful it will be to have an extra surgery because you didn't dilate properly and the whole thing healed up.
just. do. it.
>>5130326
I still don't understand
>>5130333
It's lonely as fuck this early in the morning
I'm looking for someone to chat with I guess
>>5130339
Naw it won't healed up, it's not a piercing. It'll just be extra tight for me bae
>>5130347
Have fun with not being able to take dicks longer than 3"
>>5130319
Aria says to move back and "git sum hot azn boi cock" and also to "drop dat ho"
>>5130346
but its like 7pm here ;~;
>>5130353
you could always just watch the movie
>>5130352
hey bb
wan sum fuk?
>>5130322
>>5130330
>>5130326
>>5130335
lmao
>>5130334
[eggplant emoji]
>>5130337
oh nice nice
i love shitposting in bed
>>5130351
lol no
>>5130356
umm eventually from a nice boy but I want to date him first and get to know him and only if he is nice to me
>>5130317
That's sad as fuck yo
