Lewd edition #69
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▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
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▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
lets all suck dick in the name of making sheen happy
old and flaccid >>5079720
Goodnight peps
All your dreams be seldom understood
良い夢を
>>5082829
No lewd Mado for you
>>5082824
>That's cool i guess how's your life tho?
Um ok I guess. Working fulltime now which sucks, I kinda wanna do another degree because 9-5 is soooo boring.
How are you going anyway? Your down in Tazz right?
Which trip is the most adorable
>>5082842
Yeah i'm in tasmania my lifes going well at the moment for reasons have you and kit met up yet?
>>5082854
>Circle
kek'd
The pain of ffs is causing me to not sleep, even with my drugs, I'm still having a difficult time
>>5082854
Yeah kit seems super nice you too tho i think you two could be really good friends! How long hrt are you (forgive me if i've asked before)
>>5082858
no pain no gain
Good morning ladies
>>5082863
heyy~~ XD
>>5082862
Blah
It's been 20 days now and I feel like shit
>>5082863
Heya.
>>5082863
Hey babe
>>5082872
>Why though, Isn't Circe french for circle?
I don't think so anyways.
>>5082872
That's awesome to hear you could give kit good transitioning advice! howwww old are you?
>>5082875
either way Circe is cool and her Guy is qt, I hope they have a fulfilling life together ^w^
>>5082888
I only really know that she posts a lot of gifs/webms of herself and that she likes wearing fingerless gloves and plaid shirts. But yeah, I hope they have a fulfilling life together as well I guess?
>>5082890
shes probably really good technically its why shes doodling for indie games and stuff. I wear finger glooves time to time to cuz my hands get cold and plaid is just personal style even others here wear it :P
>>5082894
I wasn't exactly asking for an explanation, but thanks anyways!
>>5082888
yes they are going to be that one old couple you see in bingo halls who have been together for fifty years
already my heart melts when they look at each other:3
they're going to be that much more adorable as and old couple
>>5082895
oh lol whatever I think a lot I guess, probably care too much or just the inner creepy controlling genes I inherited from my father lol..
I missed all of the Jormy hairstyle pics. Fuck.
Which trips have never posted a picture?
>>5082903
erin
what happened
>>5082903
i've never posted a picture of myself here but i'm sure i've posted pictures : & )
>>5082877
24
>>5082898
>Circe is just a very cute witch from greek legends.
Oh I see.
>>5082903
Jenny
>>5082904
I imagine Erin is the cutest out of the trips that haven't posted a picture
>>5082898
okay see, i'm not crazy then
i think the navy is great i would join the navy if i could
>>5082903
me, erin, jenna
etc
>>5082905
hi sis
we gotta talk about my okc and stuff
and also other stuff
and i did the bernie thing, but i put my old name like a fucking idiot,
okay
i gotta take a nap since i havent slept in a while and i think its making me have mood swings, okay luv u bye
have fun at work and stuff
>>5082906
nighty nighty kiddo~!
>>5082907
that's p dang cool shell vidya or nah?
>>5082903
I have posted a few before I started using a trip and I might post some in a few months after I get my nosejob done.
>>5082909
kk bby i'll text u later
ps the new fob single is just a song from the last album featuring teen choice award winner demi lovato :/
>>5082909
>me
>implying
also add kit bexe wongor and me ofc :^)
>>5082909
You've posted your pic before
Anyone watched Sex Diaries Trans Lovers? I was just thinkin about watching it.
>>5082911
>vidya or nah?
I guess I'm a bit of a casual, I'm currently replaying FFX.
>>5082916
idk if kit plays anything but vidya is always something good to bond over for me
>>5082916
> Sex Diaries Trans Lovers?
that sounds like extra degenerate porn tbh
Okay seriously you motherfuckers, if you want me to shave more often, tell me what the fuck this is and how I can avoid getting it (to varying extents) every time I shave. Sometimes my entire upper lip ends up full of these white spots and it's painful and disgusting.
>>5082919
wat is your shaving routine like
what kind of razor
we need info ya dingus
>>5082919
do you use a fresh razor each time?
do you shave once with the grain and then again against the grain?
do you only use water to wash your face after you have shaven?
do you use a clean towel to dab your skin dry? (don't rub?)
do you use a shaving cream formulated for sensitive skin?
do you apply an aftershave balm?
>>5082919
Ingrown hairs. They're a bitch.
Laser is the only good answer. Save up.
>>5082919
I only get that if I shave without shaving cream.
You need some IPL.
>>5082920
>Right up your ally then ;)
I actually havent watched porn in years unless you count game of thrones of course :3
>british
well as long as its not american
>>5082924
Wasn't that pre-hrt? But yeah, she has posted one
Wonger why are you pushing this shell x kit thing I thought they were both straight
>>5082924
Post your pic again I missed it.
>>5082921
I shave once every few weeks, trim with an electric trimmer once a week
I use an ordinary safety razor to shave
>>5082922
yes
I shave lots with the grain, 'cause it's so thick and that's how much it takes, but only once against the grain
I wash it with just cold water at first, then I apply anti-rash etc. cream and about an hour later I use shower gel
I let it dry by itself
I use sensitive skin shaving cream
I find aftershave too painful to use
>>5082923
for fuck's sake
why does it create spots like that? why do they take so long to go? as you can see in that pic the rest grows quickly
>>5082929
i'm trying to make them friends x-x
>>5082931
>I find aftershave too painful to use
yeah they're made with alcohol, use an aftershave balm for sensitive skin
I used to use the nivea one
>>5082916
>replaying ff x
I'm so sorry
>>5082936
Kit a slut don't let her pollute your purity shell
>>5082938
The pic you posted on unsee.
>>5082919
Laser should work perfectly for you.
>>5082940
Ohh, here you go
https://unsee.
cc/nimebupo/
>>5082941
Awesome, I'll haul my massive cartoon swag bags full of money there next time I'm in town.
>>5082943
Very funny I just wanted to see your hair style pic
>>5082948
XII or VI
The only thing X has going for it is the sphere grid, graphics and music
>>5082947
Why? I just look like a boy in it tbh
>>5082946
Sounds like a plan. Why didn't you do that earlier?
>>5082953
:-|
>>5082951
I don't believe that. You want to cut your hair anyway so I'm interested if you can pull it off.
>>5082929
Wongor is just trying to bully them a bit.
>>5082950
>only thing
You mentioned 3 things though...
But I did love XII, gonna replay that next. Never tried any before VII though.
>>5082957
You snap at me, I snap at you. I was trying to be reassuring that things will get better once you get LHR.
Whoops posted in old thread
I talked to my crush and he was rly nice and wished me a happy birthday!!!
I'm shaking rn I'm so happy aaaa
>>5082946
>£600
>massive cartoon swag bags full of money
holy shit the landlord sent an architect to measure the place and hes a total qt~
>>5082929
She was trying to push me x kit before and was mad cause we're both straight lol
Sorry wongor but you can ship me with guys if you like
>>5082958
Fine
https://unsee.
cc/ridonezu/
I can't
>>5082963
Opps made a typo.
Well you may want to skip VI because of the attempted suicide scene (if triggered)
btw does this place even seem legit? they refer to moles as "lumps bumps" in the price list plus I can't see the hair removal price listed despite them saying they do it on this page-
http://www.norwichcosmeticclinic.com/hair-removal
I'm attracted by the 'pain free' thing, though I doubt it's 100% accurate for someone as sensitive as me, but if it's better than the usual systems used I'll take it. But the website looks like a 12 year old could have designed it. There's not very many options here.
>>5082969
Get it cut short but in a different style.
>>5082968
b-but ;~;
who /get horny in your phantom vagina and it makes you feel horrible and have to wait until the hornyness subsides and then you feel horrible for the rest of the day anyway/ here?
>>5082968
Hmmm, who could we set Wongor up with?
>>5082979
Reportan' in.
>tfw you wake up horny
>and it's quickly replaced by loneliness
>>5082974
It's listed under 'Permanent hair reduction', which is lawyerspeak.
Seems reasonably legit, Soprano XL is a legit laser machine.
>pain free lol
Er, about that.... It is worth it.
I've had 3 sessions on my face and I've gone from as hairy as you to not shaving all week.
>>5082980
b-but i already have a girlfriend
>>5082974
I'd be surprised if it actually was pain free but yeah, as long as it's laser or electrolysis you should do fine. The site does look pretty sketchy though ...
>>5082948
Stay away from her she's a total slut and lets boys do anything to her
She will make you impure
>>5082976
Im gonna miss training seeing how hes gonna take a while but I'll probably be able to make up for it though seeing how its just written work.. ._.
>>5082989
i have talked about lewd things in private with kit and i can indeed confirm that she is a mega slut who would let boys do anything to her and that she made me impure
not that im complaining shes my literal best friend
>>5082994
also just to clarify it was me who initiated lewd talk, not her, and that i made her make me impure rather than her just doing it of her own volition
but... we can leave those details out and it still fits the story
>>5082992
Is that you posting on /ck/? There's someone called "Edgar" there but the trip is different, dunno if codes change on different boards??
>>5082981
ugh
I hate that no matter what I do I cant hit the right spot because it doesnt exist
its like trying to play pin the tail on the donkey blindfolded with oven mittens on your hands in the middle of a field with tall grass
its like
>>5082999
not me
>>5082994
Rofl I was just making shit up I have only spoken to her once. Interesting though... ;)
>>5082919
It's staphylococcus. Basically you shaved too hard and got little scars where some of the hair are which got infected by bacteria.
I got it too after I plucked my upper lip for the first time and I panicked. Went to the pharmacy and they told me what it was and gave me an antibiotic.
Ask for fucidin, it's an ointment. It's a really strong drug that will make the white spots go away. It will prove useful until you get laser, trust me.
>Watching Sex Diaries Trans Lovers
>"Jerri has Chosen to live her life as a transgender women"
>Chosen
Triggered.
Who the fuck would choose this life?
>>5083008
Yeah but training for what though?
>>5082969
Get a pixie cut and dye it pink with highlights. If you trim your eyebrows and wear makeup, at least lipstick + eyeliner + mascara you will pass.
>>5083016
I did get my eyebrows trimmed tho...
>>5083012
Trans tender/chasers? There are definitely dudes that want to have boobs and be able to fuck girls as a girl
>>5083021
trimmed more
>make them as girly as possible
>>5083021
Do as I say slut.
>>5083021
Jormy I want to cuddle with you.
>>5083016
>Get a pixie cut and dye it pink with highlights.
That sounds like tumblr: the hair cut.
>>5083023
From what I can see yeah. Just ask your local pharmacy and they'll probably have it.
>>5083022
>definitely
It's 99% a meme tbh
>>5083022
>There are definitely dudes that want to have boobs and be able to fuck girls as a girl
90% of this thread tbh ;)
>>5083033
>m exaggerating a LOT in that post
>shes not a mega slut or even a slut at all she just likes boys a lot
>and i actually feel bad for calling her a slut even as a joke
I'm pretty sure it was obvious that we were both just kiddin around lol.
>>5083023
>awesome, thanks, this sounds more like it. is that UK?
I'm fairly certain that you need a prescription to get fusidic acid (fucidin) in the UK as it's an antibiotic.
>>5083041
HEY WELL idk mb it would hurt her feelings or make her feel bad so i gotta just clarify
I need some bad games to play.
Got a list?
>>5083041
Lmao, does that include yourself? But seriously, it can't be as bad as reddit/Tumblr I once saw a post with a guy saying he saw tyranny poem and wanted to look like them...
gg wp
>>5083050
Tranny porn, autocorrect so strong
>>5083045
ah fuck of course
bet they won't give it to me 'cause of the whole "bare minimum" line the NHS are treading atm
worth a go I suppose
>>5083048
You'rre favorite game
Superman 54
Thats it.
>>5083050
>does that include yourself?
Of course ;)
>tyranny poem
Thats what got me too. I'm so sensitive to poetry, especially tyrannical ones.
>>5083057
Hahaha, I wish I could be a tyrannical male poet with boobs. Would probably be a swell life.
>>5083048
Forget about your weird lust for bad games and play undertale.
Right now
>>5083050
Most "shemales" look better than me
>get to work
>literally zero people in the building
Uhhh zombie apocalypse?
>>5083077
I'm certainly feeling a bit under the weather ...
Repeat after me
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
>>5083077
steal all the pens
>>5083081
>Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
>>5083081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QdbKFEoATw
2ez tbh
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
>>5083087
It's a good bad acid trip
>>5083075
Really? Idk I feel like porn is kinda gross tbh, I tried watching before and the people are pretty unattractive I thought.
>>5083077
that's spooky
also dat frizz girl
>>5083101
It's a living. It's not really intended to be marketed to us, as women or as trans women.
Most younger trans women do end up doing some kind of sex work for a variety of reasons and quite honestly the old school transsexual women were often showgirls too. It's a stigma but it's also food on the table.
>>5083111
dropped trip for /tg/
Like, let's be honest, the intended audience is straight men who like the mystery.
>>5083101
Yes, they look bad. But i look worse
i'm starting to think transition is bullshit. What kind of doctor can call this a good treatment when more than half of their patients commit suicide? I feel worse then I ever have, not really about myself but because I have been treated badly since starting transition.
also I was sexually assaulted last night
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5083133
nice man hands
>>5083060
>The Final Fantasy series is pretty terrible
You're terrible
>>5083129
If people want to do something to their body they will regardless of whether or not a doctor supports them. At least this way they can monitor you and do their best to keep you healthy.
It's the same reason countries other than america have clinics give people clean needles and places to shoot up for drug users. People will do drugs no matter what but that way they significantly lowered HIV rates and made the whole thing healthier in general.
>>5083136
Says the hon
>>5083129
>half of their patients commit suicide
The attempt rate is 40%, not the suicide rate.
Now go back to pol with your illiterate friends.
>>5083136
eh they could be worse
I can deal with it
>>5083146
when you shave you look way better, stop pulling goofy faces and learn makeup and you will be fine
>>5083144
im not from pol though, I am mtf, I am just so depressed and coupled with the fact I was groped on the train last night I am sick of all this
>payday
>order $150 worth of clothes immediately
oops
>>5083148
This tbh.
>>5083150
How did it feel to be groped?
>>5083129
It gets worse before it gets better. You go from half male > freak > woman you just got to make it through the middle stage and it all becomes worth.
>>5083153
were they atleast good clothes ufufu
>>5083157
It's violating and sucks and make you feel powerless
>>5083162
>>5083077
lol same thing to me.. ._.
>>5083160
yah i think so
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2015/10/15/3712684/mike-huckabee-slavery/
Oh huckabee
>>5083165
Very nice picks
>>5083165
yah i htink they'd look good on you how was your day tho yah?
>>5083157
Like I was a piece of meat, like I was about to be stabbed to death at any moment, like all my rights were useless
>>5083169
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd9VwVPEhnQ
>>5083165
How do you wear those skirts? Where do you live in the world?
Nobody at my uni wears stuff like that. :/
>>5083165
those look kinda ugly tbh
>>5083169
I feel you, sorry that happened, it sucks. The national sexual assault helpline actually kinda good for alleviating the shifty feeling actually.
>>5083159
In the second stage right now
ああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>5083172
You disgust me.
>>5083179
That's harsh
>>5083178
Just be a fighter, get through it, I'm a
year you'll probably be on cloud 9 if not, you can make a decision about your life sucking then. At least you're moving in the right direction?
>>5083183
>what kinda stuff do u like then anon
im just saying trans women should avoid spaghetti straps. And leather skirts? isn't that ultra tacky?
>>5083183
You should go back to uni and work towards a job you don't hate tbh
>>5083183
Haha, of course it's NYC. I feel like you can wear anything you want in the city and its just going to be called chic
>>5083183
I, too, want to criticize your life choices.
>>5083190
You realize that bare shoulders is one of the best ways to deemphasize them, yes?
I got a purple Mercedes Benz off craigs list for $2500 this morning.
I feel like it was a bad decision but the second I saw it I had split second aspirations to be a thug.
>>5083207
i guess you should just keep buying clothes then lolz... ._.
>>5083203
yep
I feel like driving it all day blasting rap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwyE3WJ4AWo
>>5083199
Thats really cool actually.
I would really like to get a purple dodge one day.
Good morning, /mtfg/
I wished my mister didn't always book it early in the morning, I like making stupid wake-up recordings with him
Also, holy shit my hair
I don't know what I did but I want to do it again every day for the rest of my life.
Anyways, 'sup ladies~?
>>5083199
Kayla what
>>5083207
>tfw you can only afford basics from fast fashion places
Super fucking jelly of your pick up tbh.
Has sheen commented on the joc/kiwi thing yet
>>5083199
Oh god what the hell are you doing ...
Hi fam!
>>5083225
Sheen apparently left and was going to try and ip block 4chan.
>>5083223
>at least the guy I got it from gave me a day to return it and I think I might.
Do it, you don't need a fucking Benz. Use your money for something worthwhile please.
>>5083233
>>5083234
but I wanted to be like my nigga lorenzo rollin in a benzo
>>5083213
>>5083223
That does look like a pretty neat car for two and a half grand.
Although I'm not getting the "thug" part of it..
>>5083221
Sup bby, how you doin'?
>>5083230
Hello! . 3.
I don't think I've met you??
>>5083233
Hey, hey, hey
I heard you thought I was cute. ; 3c
Question for you all:
Did HRT effect your voice at all? Or was it literally only training it?
i think im just gonna sit here and watch a LP of parasite eve
unless yall can give me something better to d o........ ?????????
>>5083217
realistically i cant afford much, but i felt like splurging a little bit. u should check out spring btw, it's an app, it's where i got this stuff
>>5083245
time to wander some more I guess ._.
>>5083213
>>5083214
Damn, I was going to get a purple car, I might not if it's maximum MtF.
>drive big black 'holy shit I'm definitely such a man' BMW
>It is literally FFS money sat there slowly becoming worthless
>still be a car snob and not want a worse car now
>expecting any sympathy whatsoever
>>5083245
actually I am joking, i would never buy a german car even if I was paid to do it
>>5083250
Voice is solely training for us.
>>5083233
One less ausgirl
>>5083258
fuggg
I'm trying hard to practice but I've been sick and don't think I can afford a voice coach. I'm just not sure if I sound bad cause I'm sick or if I'm just not doing it right.
I wish CandiFLA's videos weren't gone :/
Also Circe's a cute so it's ok :3
>>5083255
Why did you say it then?
>tfw boobs are hurting
Yus, thank you titty fairy.
>>5083265
because everyone is so gullible
>>5083262
That's not a good thing though.
She'll probably be back anyway, she has left and returned in the past.
>>5083251
Go to a CMJ show!
http://www.ohmyrockness.com/features/3395-free-shows-during-cmj
>>5083274
Everyone?
>>5083255
Phew ...
>>5083279
>>5083199
Literally why?
>>5083165
I like the top. That brown skirt is 2highfashion4me. I really just don't like that color on faux leather. I'd rock the black one tho.
That reminds me, I have to go to the mall next week to get this really cute parka I saw at forever 21. I also saw this top at american apparel I may or may not get. It was called a crepe wrap top or something, I can't remember.
>>5083274
It's not about being gullible. It's literally something everyone here could easily see you doing lol
Hey I got a question for you girls with laser how many sessions did it take to get rid of most beard shadow?
>>5083252
A wut? . 3.
>>5083255
Uhm..
>>5083250
This isn't personal experience but from what I've heard I can very solidly say that HRT doesn't help transfemmes with their voices.
>>5083258
He he, well, I'm glad you like what you see
And, uh
..
I don't know what happens in this stage of the flirt
Uh
Uhm
Wink?
>>5083278
uh oh i dont recognize any of those bands
fuuuuk am i musically ignorant now
>>5083292
So what are the plans this week bby <3
>>5083250
I don't think hrt did tbh, but living full time and using my female voice full time definitely helped. Like don't expect to live in the closet on hrt and your voice to get better, but if you go full time I'm. Sure it'll get better tambre just on its own.
>>5083291
I've had 3, it's like 75% gone.
>>5083299
ok. I'm just afraid cause right now I just sound like fat guy with a cold talking in a higher voice :/
or in my opinion at least
>>5083288
I was waiting a month to post that webm, it was like the whole crescendo of the joke and no one got it
>>5083275
Name 1 good ausgirl
>>5083311
kit
>tfw a straight cis male documentary host looks better as a girl than you.
Why live?
>>5083292
>I don't know what happens in this stage of the flirt
>Uh
>Uhm
>Wink?
W-what is happening?
I voted you as most adorable trip this thread and most positive trip last thread, but I wasn't trying to flirt with you, I'm straight!
I just really like you as a person, and think your one of the best trips here :)
>>5083311
Kit.
>>5083311
kit
>>5083310
I don't get it.
>>5083318
it was stupid, forget it
on a another note, whats mtfgs favorite drink?
>>5083324
Jim Beam and Ginger Ale. yumm
>>5083324
water on the rocks
>>5083324
Wild Turkey and Diet Coke.
>>5083324
>whats mtfgs favorite drink?
Water.
>>5083324
Straight patron if I want to get drunk asap, vanilla vodka and cranberry for relaxing, Jager if I feel like breaking the law, straight whiskey if I'm mad.
>>5083324
gin and tonic
>>5083335
>straight whisky
whatchu drink fam
>>5083324
hey with that drink you can get lung and liver cancer in one glass
>>5083337
Whatever is available, lol. Which is typically basic bitch Jack Daniels.
>>5082829
L-lewd?
>this will never happen to you
:(
>>5083298
It's..
Uhm..
Oh my god, Angiewams I'm so srry. > w<
I promise I'm trying my best but it's STILL nebulous.
I'm still trying to muster up some cash for it and I HAVE got a bit and possibly more on the way so it's not hopeless but, I mean.. you know. . -.
Fuck, lady, I promise I'm trying really hard.
I am. I really want to go see. I REALLY want to see you and I really really don't want to have to cancel after both of us looking forward to it for so long. ; 3;
I super duper double plus promise I'm trying..
>>5083313
Oh, well, gawrsh.
That's also flattering.
I'm not even entirely sure what you're like so I guess flirting would have been awkward, huh
Either way. <3
>>5083324
Dry red shiraz or merlot with frozen raisins in the glass let to sit 'till the raisins thaw.
>>5083324
chocolate nesquik and milk
>>5083344
yes making someone kill themselves because you didn't tell them something very important is something you want to happen to you
>>5083353
>I hate merlot sorry
He he, I know.
I remember. : 3c
>>5083322
>the ausslut
>good
:^)
You and jormy are pretty cool though
