business attire edition.
what do you wear to work /mtfg/?
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>>5070133
>>5071393
Im bantering and entertaining my princesses here :^)
Im all man and I know what I am and no homosexual subforum on a jap imageboard will convince me otherwise
Real men can take a joke.
>>5071357
you said yesterday that you are a size 7 mens, which is a size 9 womens.
I take a size 10.5 womens
>>5071418
It was a weird question so I just answered goofy tbh plus I was doing some shitposting last night heavily
>>5071353
Soft round features > sharp angular features
Unless it's a boy
man im FUKin hungry
and also i wear regular clothes to work because i dont work in an office
Fuck this we cats now
>>5071421
https://youtu.be/KlwVBKs5T_E
>>5071418
>tfw 12 in women's
>>5071428
Ufufu You watch your tone of I will spank you.
>>5071430
I dieded
You're all beautiful girls that's gonna make it!
>>5071432
That's in inches maddie...
>>5071442
It's pretty fantastic
>>5071426
If I wasn't at school I'd show my measurements but I dint have a tape measure handy D: but I'm almost positive mine are bigger! >: )
>>5071432
>using imperial units ever
>tfw if I transitioned id be such a good female
>tfw just a very successful male
Can't complain :^)
>>5071462
>very successful male
I thought you were working in a warehouse and signed up for the navy?
Man, grapes with a crunch are so insanely much better than those that squish
>>5071394
What do yall do to cope when yall are dysphoric nya....
>>5071394
i wear WHATEVER I WANT TO WORK COS I RUN THAT BITCH
>>5071468
Your pic related
>>5071468
Meditate
>>5071473
I always post pic related to what I say. I mean that's basically what I do ;/
>>5071458
*audible internal screaming*
out of the blue mom brought me home a new bra, it actually fits great and doesn't hurt
>>5071485
That's awesome but your mom confuses the fuck out of me.
>>5071485
what size is it?
>>5071394
The buttplug sir moneystein told me to wear
>>5071485
I can't handle these mixed messages your mom is sending
nice bra though
Can next edition be Fargo edition?
>>5071394
>what do you wear to work /mtfg/
Pajamas, working from home is the best.
>>5071481
I would too but all my pics are Miku too and I've been banned for avatarfagging in the past, so I let you Miku uncontested
>>5071497
iktf.
Feels bad girl.
>>5071495
>>5071501
>not wearing a babydoll in case of rapist burglar
Amateur
![tumblr_mn3lnyF6pA1rog5d1o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/coiqWaF.jpg "tumblr_mn3lnyF6pA1rog5d1o1_1280[1].jpg")
>>5071433
>tfw size 12 men's
>>5071502
what you can get banned for that? Is that why people hate me for bieng so ballin?
>>5071495
your not me
>>5071489
38B
>>5071481
your pics are as shitty as your text.
>>5071468
Drink heavily.
>>5071515
Oh hey we're boob buddies
>>5071515
yay I knew it!
>>5071463
Enlistment, depending on your MOS, can be a very good career choice. Post-enlistment he can also take advantage of the post-9/11 GI bill and get paid to go get a degree on top of whatever certs he gets from the navy.
>>5071468
sleep
>>5071511
>having rape fantasies
Yeah nah.
>>5071426
how is this funny or ironic? you know your role here
>>5071514
You used to on /b/
>>5071535
uhhh I can't really remember but I think 38B is what I said like a week ago when everyone was trying to tell you your bra size, which then devolved into a thread long argument about how to size bras with people getting called AGP transbian hons by the end of it
>>5071468
>nya
are you a catkin or some other stupid bullshit? fuck off
>>5071555
no nya I just love saying nya ok nya?
>>5071565
pure cringe. it's bad enough you're a tranny, but do you have to be a weabo piece of shit too?
>>5071502
>mfw I'm actually Miku
>6'1
>broad shoulders
>big hands and feet
Is it even worth it?
>>5071486
spoiler[kayla's mom is a sweetheart irl]spoiler
>>5071551
Well I used to post on /b/ when it was still fun
>>5071549
oh really?
also the bra feels like my boobs are being caressed by angels :3
>>5071567
the only cringe here is not liking anime.
>>5071573
>implying it was ever fun
It just had shock value for a while and then you moved on because, with few exceptions, it's the same thing every day.
>>5071577
you'd actually have to have breasts for that to happen doe
>>5071562
>being this mad that my kids going to have free college while you slave away living with debt
>>5071525
Sup big guy
Ignore these girls here they get a little intimidated when real men come through they can't help it
>>5071582
damn, does HRT make everyone retarded? or did it only happen to you?
whoooo so we finally caught and got rid of what we think was the daddy cat, so now there's just hoping we can catch the other kitten
>5071462
>very successful male
>spends their time shitposting in a two-spirit shaman thread on a tibetan manuscript board
pic one
>>5071485
I rlly need to get some new bras, I only have two that aren't too tight on my tits
>>5071562
I'm flattered, thank you.
hi
i want to eat
i ate two strawberry poptarts today
i realized that i gained 3 pounds a few days ago
someone
please
h e l p
>>5071579
YES I AM THE REAL MIKU
>>5071599
>now i think bad
are you sure that was the hormones?
>>5071602
eat healthier food than poptarts and be active
>>5071584
Shitposting on /b/ was good times
>>5071602
Ur fat
>>5071603
You're not!
>>5071609
The dicter stiks nedle in my bum ;)
>>5071616
SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE
>>5071617
yummy i liek that!!
>>5071463
>implying warehouse and navy work isn't Truemans™
>>5071584
>implying that isn't /lgbt/ too
every day it's the same shit here. you have trannies crying and whining, miku shitposting, and bisexuals getting lynched.
>>5071616
you seriously calling mercury fat?
>>5071592
no HRT just makes you not think like an asshole shitposter.
>>5071626
I didn't imply otherwise, I only come here once a week at most and that's only because I need to warm myself up to be able to talk about anything less than trivial in therapy.
>>5071628
they're right though ;-;
>>5071624
Navy work is pretty TruTrans™
>>5071624
I worked in a warehouse for six years you know...
Is it true that the "feet shrinking" effect of HRT only applies to the width, not the length?
>tfw big feet, but they're actually fairly narrow relative to their length; they're just really long.
>tfw ugly hon
>tfw awful old man face
>tfw will never pass no matter what
>tfw not even a huge amount of ffs would help
>yfw maki gets kicked out of boot camp for being too much of a faggot even for the navy
>yfw maki starts shit posting 24/7
>yfw he will never leave
>>5071647
i think it's typically more about people losing fat or muscle from their feet, and it seems like that would be more applicable to the width, since length is more dictated by your skeleton
>>5071602
same tbh
though I had 36Bs in high school so I'm definitely not at my fattest rn
>>5071663
It's also often talked about that people who take up running, especially in more minimalist shoes, will end up with slightly smaller feet as their muscles start working again. I'd imagine the same would happen for anyone who goes from shut in neet to active tranny.
>>5071665
Did you ever look into slow carb / paleo?
>>5071650
I don't need you to have fun with StonedMiku
>>5071627
well like, it's rlly hard to get fat on most veggies
proportional activity is important, maybe try to keep better track of how much you eat so you can pair your activity better
>>5071674
how could you have any fun with that cunt?
I want to be a housewife and mess with my son
I wish I could eat without worrying about weight gain
>>5071682
Says the person that eats 8 burgers dipped in ketchup :^)
>you will never pass and have friends
;_;
>>5071678
We both like anime and Hatsune Miku
>>5071669
hmm, i didn't know about that
i haven't noticed anything like that, but i used to walk/jog and bicycle very often
>>5071675
i do keep track of how much i eat, hahaha
i just like junk food and i eat too much of it sometimes
so like, my goal is 1200 calries, but there have been several days when i ate 2k or almost 2k and that royally fucked me up
or i'll have a drink or some iced tea and i forget what a drain on my count that is
>>5071665
my bra size is 34B technically, but it's really a 36AA
but i know you have more legit health issues so idk if we can compare so much
>>5071667
well you're no fun
>>5071682
i thought you want to be chunky/curvy though?
aren't you already?
all the pizzas you eat i didn't think it mattered to you
>>5071680
What basic school are you headed to maki?
Remember not to take your cute things even if they would make you feel better.
>>5071679
>you will never be a housewife
>you will never have a son
These are truly the worst feels.
>>5071685
But you're so cheery and have so many unique insightful thoughts you share here. I can't imagine how you don't have tons of friends.
>tfw 本
>>5071689
Nope
>>5071682
me too but then again if I wasn't sad I wouldn't have to constantly eat
>>5071683
I actually had 8 fajitas for lunch and I dipped them in ketchup
>>5071661
K. shitposter nya
>>5071691
>tfw alison will never detransition so you can be her waifu and read comic books and go see drone rock shows together in seedy chicago dive bars
>>5071700
Kek, sounds delish
>>5071693
Because im a hon.
>>5071700
>dipping fajitas in ketchup
I think there's a special place in hell for people like you.
>>5071663
Makes sense.
I'm pretty skinny so I guess I can't expect much change then.
>tfw your feet are just outside the range where you can reasonably expect to find girl shoes in your size at a brick-and-mortar store
>>5071723
what size are you?
i'm an 11 and 11s and 12s are rare but in stock sometimes
>>5071713
That picture is about as fake as my hopes and dreams maki.
>That feel when you got emotionally incested but your mother didn't even have the decency to take your virginity
This is the shittiest type of incest in the world. There are no perks. You just have a mopey woman hugging you a lot, depending on you for an uncomfortably large amount of emotional support when you're not even 10 years old and you're just sitting there feeling really uncomfortable while she's crying with her head on your lap, those weird nights where you wake up and have to pretend that you're still asleep because she won't stop petting your hair, your mother insisting that she wipe your ass until you were nearly 11 even though you kept telling her that you could do it yourself but then she would get really upset and cry if you said that you wanted her to stop wiping you because it was getting really weird, the "underwater bridge" pool game that she always asked you to play whenever you were the only people at the pool and you had to swim under her legs and rub your head against the "bridge door" part of her swimsuit that was right between the legs so that she would open her legs and let you swim through the "bridge" and get to the other side and I'm now realizing that I was rubbing my head against my mother's vagina over and over again and she kept asking me to do it, all of those memories of night time cuddles where you slept in the same bed as your mother until you were about 15 years old and she kept touching you and would cry if you tried to go back to your room.
>That feel when I initially made this post to poke a bit of fun at myself but then all of these memories suddenly got unblocked in my mind as I was typing it out. blocked all of this out and I'm remembering all of this shit blocked until reading this threadand
I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER THIS
I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER THIS
WHAT THE FUCK
>>5071720
Lots of people here are unpassable or unattractive yet make friends.
Your problem is more mental than physical.
This thread is having too much fun with miku
>>5071721
kayla is number one ketchup girl
hey miku post ur face
[spoilar]u wont cause its jacked up u cheese faced weird titty bitch[/spoilear
>>5071732
Congratulations, you were abused
>>5071732
...well that sucks.
I have some good references for childhood trauma therapists depending on where you live.
>>5071732
tldr
>>5071732
Das fugged up
>>5071733
Yes i'm a retard but it's hard to not be very sad when you're the biggest hon that's ever been in these threads.
>>5071739
I would hate if that had've happened to me
the only time anyone ever got close to my genitals was seeing the doctor as a kid and penis inspection day at school
>>5071735
No such thing
>>5071738
i don't post my face because fucken 4 chan yo. I mean jesus fuck I post one slighlty off pic of my body and look what fucken happened.
>>5071728
11.5 or 12 in men's, so like 13 women's? (US sizing)
>>5071755
is this u
>>5071749
>penis inspection day
Good memories
>>5071749
I mean i wasn't abused by my parents but my brother did a pretty good job
>>5071755
is this yuo
>>5071755
>>5071769
is these ur
>>5071770
no
>>5071755
>>5071769
its tis u
>>5071738
>tfw fugly, but body passes
whelp, paper bags are cheap enough
>tfw worthless
>>5071771
les ist du?
>>5071772
stop posting random hons
>>5071755
slightly off pic of your body? are you kidding? you looked like a walking deformity.
also, you know you're a super hon and have 0 chance of passing. you already lied so much on this board that you can never show a pic of yourself.
>>5071776
You're worth at least $100
>>5071771
is this you
>>5071766
I've been abused all my life also tbh
But it was always by my dad and his random gfs plus never had a mom growing up. My grandparents always treated me like a princess because I looked like my mom and they were pretending I was their little daughter because they thought my mom was dead for ten years
But overall none of that matters and it doesnt affect me long term
>>5071780
Well all I can say is I pass in real life. So idk how to convince you.
Should I just do femboy and kill myself when I get too masculine?
;_;
>>5071787
i s th is yuuu
>>5071696
>>5071791
stop yo no pic you have is me.
>>5071794
is this yupe
>>5071787
you're so delusional though. you would never admit to yourself if you didn't
>>5071796
and you call me a shit poster.
>>5071799
is THIS UUUU
>>5071797
Watever you say.
>>5071788
Help!
Its what I do now but it still makes me super dysphoric but maybe its better than hon?
>>5071805
i s t h i s u
>>5071805
i speak the truth, you shitpost like its your religion.
sorry, hon.
>>5071809
ur a fucking creep saving all these pics.
>>5071813
is this u
>>5071808
I did try when I was delusional enough to think I could pass but its impossible for me to pass.
why is stoned miku being trolled so bad?
>>5071813
i think they just googled "ugly hons"
>>5071824
AM I IN THERE???
NOT THE ZOOMED IN PIC OF ME BUT A DIFFERENT ONE MAYBE???
>>5071820
Face
>>5071817
maybe I enjoy it.
>>5071817
a lot of times she's just samefagging. it's really sad. she likes to appear like she's some victim turned freedom fighter.
>>5071824
>buns.png
>>5071829
I am not samefagging. I just told you all my motives last night that is not somthig I would do.
>>5071833
is this yuo
So say i wanna rant and complain to people online on some chat service, where can i go?
>>5071825
ur in this one along with ricky. i photoshopped u 2 smooching
>>5071833
no one believes anything you say anyway. you even lie about your own gender. why did you buy that bra when you don't even have any breasts anyway?
>tfw more hon than the worst kind of hons
>>5071838
>i photoshopped u 2 smooching
can you share that... f-for research purposes?
>>5071833
iss thjis you
>>5071837
chaturbate
>>5071164
>working out
>not playing Sega
ISHYGDDT
>>5071846
ufufu is nasty as fuck lol
>>5071839
I may not have big breasts, but I still have breasts. They've grown quite alot ever since I started progesterone which was only a few months ago. So I'm still growing.
>>5071849
is t h i s you miku
>>5071847
Sorry for quoting u Vivi I derped
How do I stop being a hon?
>>5071849
MIKU IS THIS YOU??
>>5071839
>why did you buy that bra when you don't even have any breasts anyway?
>be alison
>buy push up bra
>a 34
>fits perfect
>no boobs
>realize i have nothing to push up
>realize i didn't need this bra
>be sad
>start identifying as a guy because girls have boobs and need bras and that isn't me
>>5071849
most men have bigger breasts than you. the only thing growing right now is the amount of shit in your head
>>5071826
wut about it?
like my face is pretty ugly and manly but passing is an overall effect
>>5071849
is this yoU?
>>5071859
AGP pls go
>>5071855
Step 1. Look at what /mtfg/ does
Step 2. Do the exact opposite.
>>5071849
Is this you??
>>5071855
Please help me
>>5071866
;~;
pls don't bully me... life bullies me enough already.
>>5071861
i'd say its the other way around.
>>5071874
isssssssssss this u
>>5071869
What do they do?
>>5071874
miss mis mu?
>>5071860
Report it and stop being a passive aggressive whiny bitch for attention. Jesus fucking Christ.
Blockin out da haters
>>5071878
>>5071882
>tfw this is my future
Kill me now!
>>5071860
I'm just so popular! I can't help it
>>5071883
is thiss you ,iiku
>>5071883
nice, another miku shitpost
>>5071890
miku is this u
>>5071892
plz stop I can't take much more
guhh... I need a good smoke right now...
>>5071848
yea im a nasty bitch
>>5071897
hi miku is this ur picture
>>5071898
I got the nasty in my taxi, you need a lift?
You can sit between the backseat and my dick.
>>5071899
I rather look like venom snake than be a hon.
this thread is so fucking retarded rn i swear goddamn i can't blame anyone for leaving this cancerous shithole, i need to do the same
>>5071902
IS THIS WHAT UR FACE LOOKS LIKE U NASTY WEIRD TITTY BITCH
>tfw would have transitioned earlier but realize white people don't transition well
>>5071894
>>5071899
kill me pleaseeee
>>5071902
hey miku is this you
>>5071907
>realize white people don't transition well
you don't think i got what it takes, maki?
>>5071901
ye tbh im mad horny atm lols
>>5071910
this shit is so good, you should try some.
>>5071902
is THis you baby
>>5071838
>i photoshopped u 2 smooching
>>5071918
yo. h-hey..hey miku, ummm is this...is this ur picture
>>5071912
>being so desperate to save this thread that you're responding to me
You're not even white youre sausage
Lmao
>>5071910
>>5071919
Femboy life it is.
>tfw my beard starts to grow back at midday
I can't wait until I can afford electrolysis
>>5071918
hey miku im running out of hons to ask whether u are them or not tbh ;____; but maybe this one is u?
>>5071923
>youre sausage
wh-what does this even mean?
i know i'm a roastie but i'm not roasted
i'm like white bread just call me untoasted
>>5071826
Surgery
>>5071918
AHA. miku this is definitely u right
>>5071930
look dude
iirc miku is a slender dark haired pale-ish girl, i think she's half white and half asian or something
she moderately attractive
now fuck off and stop polluting the thread, i swear to god
