Porque chinga el gente que no entiende lo que decimos
Also just wanted to post this qt tbh.
>>5063798
>el gente
Haces sangrar mis ojos.
>>5063798
es algen que no habla espanol.
perro como les gusta joder la pasensia.
Espanhol é merda.
>>5064331
Brazil, pls.
Everyone knows Portuguese is just Spanish spoken horribly wrong.
>>5064345
I swear if I pay attention I can tell that portuguese is a latin language.
The moment I stop staining to figure that it's portuguese it just feels like I'm listening to two poles mangling spanish or french.
>>5064408
Portuguese is a Romance language. It is just the most terrible sounding one.
>get out of shitty relationship
>swear I'll never date again
>got in a relationship tonight
haaaaa, I'm so weak when it comes to cute girls
>>5064415
Why complain, anon. You are going to be getting pussy. Just take it. There are girls in this thread that will never touch a vagina other than their own.
>>5064401
...
You know oddly enough I enjoy cleaning and sometimes like to clean up my friends homes.
They forbid me to after a while. I refuse to go to their homesteads anymore as they are dirty dung smiling shitholes,
Is it a latina thing?
>>5063798
Latinas are hot unless they're not. There's no middle ground.
>>5064431
Meh, sex is not that amazing once you start getting it regularly.
>>5064345
>Brasil
Wrong
>>5064652
>implying Portugal isn't a breakaway province of Brazil
>>5064540
They're like east asians. Really hot for years and then all of the sudden you're left with this fat, wrinkled, grey blob
Has anyone ever had to use lube on a partner? My current girlfriend is always dry, even after making her cum multiple times. She likes being fingered so we use it sometimes.
Also no she isn't a tranny
>>5064595
You sounds as if you never care for your partner
>>5064791
my partner and I use lube sometimes, tho more for toys or anal
some people just have less lubrication even if they're really turned on and stuff
has she tried going to a doctor? I think there are some treatments that can help some people tho it varies
>>5064488
Same I think it's a mom thing. My mom was a maid at a hotel for a long time and got into this hating of dirt thing. She instilled it in her children hard. I can't go to bed with dishes in the sink and I wipe down my counters and sweep a bit the second I get home. I don't even like cleaning as much I just hate seeing dirt. And I've dumped girls (usually white) for being too dirty.
I won't clean a friends place but I'll clean my own cup or plate that I dirty. Or if I'm cooking at their place I'll clean before and after I cook because I just can't stand a dirty kitchen above all.
It's weird to me that I've found asians so clean. My mom always told me they were the dirtiest people but I've lived with asians and they were on my level of cleanliness.
>>5065097
My grandmother was a maid and it made her a huge clean freak so that would make sense (she has innumerable horror stories about working as a maid as a french immigrant and dealing with the horrible hygiene of some newly wealthy families in the 60s)
>>5065097
>And I've dumped girls (usually white) for being too dirty.
As a white girl, I just wanted you to know that you got my support for those decisions.
>>5064791
>she isnt a tranny
And you know this how? Cause if she's dry and she's not 50 years old then she's a tranny, sorry anon
>>5065157
>doesn't know how vaginas work and vary
Nice try tranny.
Latina Girls
>>5064540
>tfw nerdy-looking latina
>>5065205
You're the one with the tranny girlfriend, tranny loving retard. I've never dated a healthy young girl that didt have a normal vagina that gets wet, unless she's not that into you, she's past menopause or it's a tranny
>implying you know spanish
No saben hablar nada del idioma más bacanal ;^)
>>5064408
It always sounds like a French Canadian trying to speak Spanish to me.
>>5063798
Latinas are going to be the death of me.
>>5063798
Speak American
>>5065337
How so?
I mean, what makes Latinas more attractive that other girls?
>tfw no 5'10 blue eyed Aryan gf
>>5065253
nah troll, I knew a bi slut with a similar issue. She wasn't like completely dry but with either gender she complained of needing lube for any penetration. She was also caribbean to keep with latin thread topic. But muslim raised too.
I don't think it was religious repression either because she didn't give a fuck for much of her religion and was a total slut. Guess some girls are just like that, idk why. People be different.
>>5064791
does she see a gyno? cause she prob should
does anyone see gynos here actually? I had my first visit a year ago. I just kept thinking "does she know I'm gay? is it weird that I shaved before coming here? if she knows I'm gay will she not wanna see me? oh wow that was faster than I thought it'd be"
And then got my tits flattened in some odd breast cancer checking machine.
>>5065372
>carribean
>muslim
>Latin
>lesbian
Fake tranny bait/10 quit spreading disinformation about vaginas. I'm sorry but CIS girls don't have gross dried out desert vaginas like you trannies do
Source: I have a vagina
>>5065383
>I have brown hair so all hair is brown.
>>5065253
I'm >>5065205
I'm not the original anon with a gf, retarded tranny, just pointing out an obvious tranny who doesn't have any concept of the female body beyond the shitty animus you no doubt obsess over.
It really takes a delusional tranny like you to think your feels matter more than medical fact.
>>5065358
>tfw even your blue eyed aryan gf could be a latina
come on, you're not even trying
>>5065372
How would the gyno know that you are gay just by looking at your vagina?
>>5065383
>I have an axe-wound
Fixed that for you tranny.
>>5065395
Spic do not tend to be tall, have blue eyes, blond hair, or light pale skin.
>>5065404
>every latina is a mexican
>>5065408
>central and south American latinas look Caucasian, more so than Mexicans
I think going to /pol/ might serve you well, anon.
>>5065428
>caucasian is about hair or skin color
kek
>>5065389
That doesn't exactly work, anon, it'd more be equivalent to
>I have brown hair so all brown hair must be the same shade and length and style as mine and if someone's isn't then they're just bald and pretending with a wig
>>5065430
No, it based on the skull structure.
>>5065437
Exactly. I see you're very smart.
There is less native mixing than some south american nations want to believe (and in Argentina less than in fucking Canada).
>>5065383
I...I know this is bait but I mean there's actually a lot of jamaican and ghana muslims. It's not unusual. And latin/carribean include a lot more countries than you'd think.
But I do wonder if anyone considers carribeans hispanic. I get not considering them latin if they aren't speaking spanish but what about hispanic? Like I'm hispanic for sure and still don't get where the lines are actually drawn.
Also I'm gonna either assume you're that autist kek or prob some baiting dude bitter he's not a lesbian so you shit up here. Stop that shit man.
>>5065399
Idk, I was worried cause she asked if I'd had sex and duh said yeah but then thought "what if she meant penis sex. what if she can tell my vagina hasn't had a penis by looking at it and then just realizes I must be gay."
>>5065448
I've never understood how a doctor can tell if you've had sex with a guy. What is the difference between having a penis inside you as compared to having a dildo inside you. I would assume both would break the hymen and stretch the vagina a bit.
>>5065437
This. All race is based on skull structure. Even if you take people of different races and give them the same skin color you can tell them apart. Skin has nothing to do with race and only ignorant people, on both sides of the race issue, think so
>>5065448
Dominicans, Cubans, and Puerto Ricans are Hispanic.
>>5065485
haitians tho?
dominicans weird me out because they're so racist against blacks and other hispanics yet their spanish is some fucked up shit and they're darker than michelle obama.
Any way what my fellow beaners cooking tonight? I'm making milanesas.
>>5065482
The people in that picture look albino.
There are four skull types, right? Negriod, mongoloid, caucasoid, and Australian aboriginal?
Spics are mixed with native and European, so what does that make them?
>>5065525
>The people in that picture look albino.
They are albino. It was to show that you can tell the races apart despite them all having the same skin color.
>There are four skull types, right? Negriod, mongoloid, caucasoid, and Australian aboriginal?
Yes. Pic related
>Spics are mixed with native and European, so what does that make them?
The native Americans were of Mongoloid descent so they're Mongoloid-Caucasoid mix.
>>5065517
A boiled egg, some boneless chicken, brown rice, and broccoli.
Need to keep my gains going.
>>5065517
I won't cook, but I will buy some enchiladas
>>5065536
Ah, okay. That is very interesting.
>>5065552
Don't be lazy, anon. Make your own food. Don't be a pleb.
>>5065525
The whole race divide confuses me because you can find caucasoid classified people that are incredibly dark skinned and in fact it takes up a good half of africa that are considered caucasion. Skull shapes vary widely even within say nordic or german people.
Also don't get why we section it so much. I get in animal kingdoms why they do but that's because those animals can't really interbreed well, unlike all humans of different races. Seems even anthropologists aren't so strict on it in nowadays. It's not even like dog breeds where you can very clearly see that all chihuahuas are clearly different in multiple ways from all dobermans. It's not like there's a tiny dwarf race of humans going around.
>>5063798
>tfw I have a crush on a middle-aged Mexican woman at the gym I go to
>>5065536
If that's a caucasoid skull why do I know so many white dudes with no chin.
>>5065567
>The whole race divide confuses me because you can find caucasoid classified people that are incredibly dark skinned
Skin has absolutely nothing to do with race. Please re-read the thread.
>I get in animal kingdoms why they do but that's because those animals can't really interbreed well
Different *species* of animals can rarely interbreed and their offspring tend to be infertile, yes. But the different races are not different species. Races are different sub-species of humans. And keep in mind that we're part of the animal kingdom. We're part of the great ape (Hominidae) family
>>5065517
>haitians tho?
Nope.
>dominicans weird me out because they're so racist against blacks and other hispanics yet their spanish is some fucked up shit and they're darker than michelle obama
I don't know, that's just how it is among lower class which are the dark-skinned people who aren't really black, but prefer light skin and white people. Also are the one's with god fucking awful Spanish.
Higher class people tend to be mixed, lighter-skin brown or white, and aren't so racist. Also speak a more decent Spanish, though the Spanish here sucks if anyone is using colloquial speech and slang. Outside of that, people here can speak perfectly normal Spanish.
Honestly, the racism here isn't as bad as people make it out to be, though. I've witnessed way more racism in the US and have even experienced it from black people towards me.
>>5065358
I love white girls too. But I seem to attract more Hispanic women than anything else.
I'm not complaining. I find Latinas very attractive, they're a lot of fun and the sex is usually awesome. But as significant others, most of them are batshit crazy.
>>5064414
Aren't you thinking of *Brazilian* Portuguese?
>>5064414
I always thought Portuguese was very sexy. Mostly Spanish dialects/accents are cringeworthy. And French is not as sexy as people think.
>>5065372
>is it weird that I shaved before coming here?
My best friend and I had a disagreement about this years ago after finding out we share the same GP by total coincidence. I thought it was just courteous to shave or trim, but she thought the idea was creepy, like you were "preparing" for the doctor or trying to impress.
My GP is super chill, so I actually asked her to settle the issue one time after a pap smear. She said she honestly doesn't even really notice or think about what people do with their pubic hair anymore. It's just work to her - part of the job.
>>5065465
They can't.
I don't speak the slave tongue.
>>5065708
Like the other anon said, has she seen a gyno about it? It might just be natural, but it can also be caused by a bunch of other factors.
>>5065810
Yeah I was just reading about it out of curiosity. She drinks too much and has severe anxiety and depression, which seem to be two common reasons.
>tfw i will never be carmen carrera tier latina tranny
>>5065968
Iktf anon, I'm stuck being white and 5'11", but it's cool because there are plenty of cis women 6' tall and taller.
>>5065708
>Also I know she's not trans because she gets her period
Yeah but do you actually witness her having her period? I've faked my period plenty of times in past relationships with girls so they wouldn't think I was trans, but also I was an iv drug user. I would draw a little blood in a needle and put it in a pad or tampon and put it in the garbage, but make sure it was slightly visible so my girl friend would notice it.
>>5066032
Are there really this many transbians out there that one is reduced to doing this?
Latina truly are a wonder of this planet. Graceful noses, full lips, plump cheeks, and booty for days.
>>5065585
That's not how genetic distance works. Please go back to your echo chamber and shitpost about outdated racial pseudoscience where it's welcomed.
>>5066023
I haven't seen many girls 6' or taller. Where in the world do you live where all these tall beautiful girls are?
>>5065561
>mfw no qt gf cooking to me
Sorry anon, I'm a beaner on the worker class, I don't have time to cook for myself
>tfw no gf
>>5066076
That is how genetic distance works. Please go back to *your* echo chamber and shitpost about what you perceive to be outdated racial pseudoscience where it's unquestioned
>>5066023
Carmen is 5'10, I'm 5'11 so there is hope.
>>5066162
nigga, south americans have it differently. Don't make me get /pol/ in here, but I am top tier shitskin. I have man face but wide hips, I'll just get FFS.
>>5066376
Man I am sorry about the shit hips and face you got dealt and your trans life but there's like 50+ threads that you can go cry about your dysphoria in. Specifically at least like 2 about transbian issues so go there while we talk about this thick ass life.
Who /autisticweeaboospicwithyellowfever/ here?
>>5066640
What other kind of spic do you think would be in this Thai macrame appreciation discussion board?
>>5066652
All other spics here except me seem pretty normie so far, wanting to even date niggers and shit.
>>5066663
Well I'm an /autisticweeaboospicwithyellowfever/, but I've been talking to a white girl lately (only other acceptable choice aside from another white Hispanic).
>>5066686
>white women
>acceptable
If you enjoy horsefaces and morbid obesity, maybe. The only acceptable 3DPD women are JAPANESE women.
>>5066701
nigga, u've never even gotten close to a woman in your entire life
>>5066663
The girl in the pink yukata has only one breast.
>>5063798
>el gente
conozco a alguién que no puede hablar español... (es OP)
>>5066615
So cis lesbians are into big asses too? That's interesting.
>>5066949
I am a woman. My mom is a woman. You're objectively wrong.
>>5066959
Her right breast is just overflowing from being so physically close to Sumire-sama.
>>5067033
It also depends on the shape of the ass, for me.
If it is a big fat, wrinkling, sagging ass = Hell no. (Squats and lunges are free. Do them)
If she has a big, tight, round, firm ass = Yes, please.
>>5066663
I like asian girls, I just like other girls too.
in my experience asian culture has a lot of parallels to hispanic. Traditional roles for women, dark hair + light tanned skin, spicy food, people bitching we don't speak enough english, culture that values hard work, and annoying beta white dudes fetishize us.
Frankly I can tell asian people apart far easier than white and get along with them better.
I also find it adorable the amount of asian girls I've met with hispanic names that they don't even know are hispanic. Like linda or carolina. I asked about that weird trend and a friend said it's because asian immigrant parents want an american name for their kids but can't tell the difference between north american and south american sounding names in the baby name books.
>tfw asian girl gives me her real name
>and I can say it better than white girls with my hispanic tongue
>and she squeals in delight and I know I got an in
>mfw
It's just a shame I don't think I could ever really date one long term because neither our families would be ok with it.
>>5067086
>It's just a shame I don't think I could ever really date one long term because neither our families would be ok with it.
you're just a pussy and a coward
>>5067086
Asian girls are adorable. In all of my classes, almost 2/3 of the students are Asian girls.
They are also very friendly.I have manage to befriend a few of them so far.
There's this one girl, I think she is from Vietnam , she has the sweetest smile I have ever seen. If you see her smile, you can't help but smile back even if you are having a shitty day.
I've noticed also that some of the Asian girls have Hispanic sounding names. I'm Hispanic, but I have a sort of Italian sounding name. They love it.
Although, I find Asian girls adorable, I probably won't date one. I don't find them sexually attractive. They are just cute. Plus, all of the ones I have for my classes are short as fuck. Like 4'8-5'3 short. Being 5'8 myself, I prefer taller girls.
>>5066640
Would you date someone from lesgen?
>>5067191
A girl can be cute and attractive in one person. Are you a teen?
>>5067176
I mean it's also that I'm just not bringing any girl near my family for a while. Not cause of closet or race reasons but that's just how my family is. You don't bring around a girlfriend until you're asking for the marriage blessing. Ain't nobody give a fuck to have non-family around.
But then you put asian in the mix and it's even harder to bring that by because asian families also don't like hispanic any more than hispanic like asian. I don't mind as much, it's just harder to bet on such a relationship with so much going against it in the long term. Like am I really gonna invest so much of myself into a relationship that I know has a high chance of not making it past the meet-the-family stage?
I guess it's like my mom said: you can date outside the race but you really REALLY have to love each other and work hard to have it work, not just past family approval but past the culture differences.
>>5067191
Philippines girls are the only ones with Hispanic sounding names
>>5067232
>I guess it's like my mom said: you can date outside the race but you really REALLY have to love each other and work hard to have it work, not just past family approval but past the culture differences.
bullshit
who cares what family thinks
if they love you they will accept it period
besides, you don't have to make a meet and greet
why the fuck would you do that?
>>5067235
nah I've met chinese-american girls with hispanic names, not just sounding I mean like Maria and Rosa kinda names. Also korean girls. Japanese girls hang with japanese girls so I wouldn't know their names.
>You don't bring around a girlfriend until you're asking for the marriage blessing.
What kind of Hispanic are you?
>>5067250
No I mean my mom is ok with interracial dating, she just explained it'd be difficult. Which I agree with.
I mean I still do it cause it's the spice of life and all. But it is harder than the tvs make it seem. It's hard to get over an entirly different culture. Different experiences, different language, music, styles, food tastes, dance, and even minor things like something an white girl would do will come off as rude to me because of different cultural upbringing.
I still care what family thinks but also my family is cruel. If I'm dating outside my race and I'm thinking long term I have to gauge how sensitive she is. Cause even if we are the same damn race from the same damn neighborhood my family are a bunch of dicks to anyone not blood for a while. Like I've seen them make in laws cry like nothing and you can't stop them, they're just gonna be worse. It's a fucking gauntlet they throw down.
Like my family is very accepting of a lot of things but they're just assholes to be assholes a lot. Can't do shit about it and if I'm gonna spend my life with a specific girl she's gotta past some tests on that. And idk if an asian girl gets that as well, or at least I haven't found what that will.
Whenever I've been with an asian girl it was either mutual acceptance that we'll both not care to tell parents or just not telling anyone cause she was a closet bi slut.
>>5067299
Why would you want your gf to meet your crazy family anyway?
>>5067299
Does your family wipes your ass too while we're at it?
>>5067297
the baby of the family in a way to traditional family
My sister brought by a guy once in her teens, dad ran that dude off and he never talked to her again. Then she just didn't bring by a guy until her husband because they were planning to marry. Dad was obviously aware his grown daughter must be dating at some point before but didn't wanna hear about it.
Even with my brothers no one wants to see who they date. My moms direct quote on it is "don't bring my every single slut you date, I don't need to meet them till it's important to you".
Also I mean I will give a girlfriend of my brothers a hard time, or just my brother in front of her. Cause might as well and it's just fun to be a bitch like that. Brothers do the same to me. Aunts and uncles just about treat their kids the same too.Cousin just brought by his new wife to the family get together, everyone was giving him shit about it being his second wife, about her being young, then other cousins fucking with her saying he used to be gay, then she couldn't speak spanish proper so that was shit. I mean there's no helping it.
>>5067321
Cause once someone gets in the family it works out great. My family is actually pretty fun to hang with and drink and just be around. And I'm not gonna be rid of them any time soon unless I leave the state I guess.
>>5067352
no wonder Hispanics are considered even more trash than black
>>5067374
I'm Hispanic and my family is nothing like that lol
Must be only the "Chicanos"
>>5067391
I mean it's honestly prob my family that's this bad. I blame my late grandma for raising her too many sons like this.
>>5067391
>Must be only the "Chicanos"
who are those?
>>5067391
Dude, do you know that song, something called ICE from a Hispanic rapper in the 90's or 80's?
>>5067420
kek
not her but it's Kid Frost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ8AS300WH4
>>5067413
Mexicans that live in the US.
But really Hispanics that live in the US are very different from the ones that live in their own territories. Plus, there's 20 countries in Latin America and they are all very different from each other, the same way a Canadian is different than a Jamaican even if they are English speaking countries.
>>5067442
who are Cholas?
>>5067452
Female Cholos.
>>5067452
Mexican gangster girls that usually have horrible, thin, drawn on eyebrows.
>>5067476
No, more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13M6KWUmiwc
Am I the only Hispanic here with non-retarded parents/family? Although I would expect it because we're White™ and don't have a single drop of repressed Mexinigger blood in us.
>mother non-religious theist
>father atheist
>liberal family but not to the batshit insane extreme
>father jokes with me about Internet radfems all the time but doesn't believes in traditional gender roles and doesn't hates wymyn and all that
>grandparents don't mind homos and support independent womyn
>parents are fine with homos as well
Although if they saw me writing all these racist posts they would disown me, good thing they are only ironic!
>>5067483
I dig the fashion. And why do they look so Asian?
>>5067500
Mine are not retarded, but they are really racist.
>>5067503
a lot of hispanic girls can look kinda asian, it's the mongoloid eyes
>>5067612
It's fine to be racist from time to time, as long as it's for FUN and doesn't do much more than chronically offend someone.
I really hate that my grandmother has white guilt, and probably my grandfather too, but I like that my mother gives no fucks and sometimes spouts that racist shit, then corrects herself, it's funny as hell. My father shits on Jews all the time despite being of Jewish descendant, but I've never heard him do that with any other race.
>>5067612
Mine are retarded but not so racist or homophobic
Anyone watch that spanish lesbian movie on netflix?
>>5067621
Too bad they look middle eastern Asian or southern Asian. In other words, like shit.
>>5067644
why you so angry rn?
And I meant this image for the netflix movie mosquita y mari
>>5067653
I'm not angry. Just saying that the latinas that look sort of Asian look like the ugliest kind of Asians.
Pure indigenous girls look way more Asian than them, like qt mongoloids with shit-coloured skin. I love their braids and would kidnap a loli from a marginalized indigenous zone to raise her into my wife.
>>5066280
lolnah.
>>5067653
it's just kek being retarded
>>5067658
You're pretty creepy dude.
>>5067666
Yeah figured. Still why is kek so creepy. Is kek actually some autist dude or nah?
>>5067666
There is no need to get butthurt. Latinas that look Asian are just plain ugly and natives out-Asian them in every way.
>>5067674
Latinas look Asian by default
All Indians doo
>>5067674
kek you've never met an asian irl cause you've never met a girl irl, stop this weirdness it's very cringy
>>5067681
But I have. One month ago I met a qt dog eater and two weeks ago I helped a qt sandnigger girl to recover her iShit device from bricked state. I got a hug from her ;_;
>>5067696
>qt dog eater
you mean GOD eater
>>5067658
you don't need to kidnap you can buy them
>>5067696
lol kek are you finally working?
>>5067708
no, you idiot
dog spelled backwards is god
hey kek do you finally know what love is
>>5067709
No. I just wandered through uni to borrow a GNU/Emacs book and this exchange student had bricked her iShit and I offered my help since she wanted to take it to the Applel Store so my communist senses tingled and I got triggered so I spent 5 hours figuring out how to use her Mac®, updating iTunes™, downloading 1.8GB of iOS in a 6Mb Internet connection and restoring her shit just to realize she didn't have a backup anywhere and she had lost everything even her credit card info and she was going to cry and I felt like shit but at the end she thanked me and I gave her a hug. Also shilled Android products for free to her.
>>5066640
>>5066663
Me, but >tfw only know two asian girls
>one who's chinese, in a few of my classes and has a boyfriend
>one qt japanese girl that looks mixed and tfw had to give her up to my male friend because she's most likely straight and he's not autistic like me, he can actually keep conversations with people
Asian girls are extremely rare here though. Honestly, I'd date any cute nice grill because >tfw no gf, but I'd kill for a qtie3.14 asian. Especially if she had a himecut.
>>5067297
I'm the youngest and I know my parents would accept me and have hinted stuff like they know, but I haven't come out to them and they never knew about my ex girlfriend. They're very accepting of homosexuality and would most likely be like "meh, normal", but for some reason I'd probably do just that, not bring someone until I can see myself marrying them.
>>5067733
so you fucked up some girls iphone instead of letting her go get it fixed proper?
dang kek you kinda suck
>>5067723
Love is Live!
>>5067740
but she got a hug
>>5067740
she's an autist
what did you expect?
>>5067740
Everything inside the iPhone is encrypted, the phone was basically bricked and she didn't have a backup. The faggots at the Applel Store would have asked for a backup, but she would have to pay them for doing the same stuff I did.
>>5067745
>>5067746
You retards don't even know how that shit works, without a backup she was simply fucked and not even the Genuises at the Applel Store would have been able to help her.
>>5067733
You shouldn't be allowed near people, mang. Just stay on the webz and die alone
>>5067753
>You retards don't even know how that shit works
Well, from your tale. You didn't know shit either
>>5067753
I was trying to defend you ;-;
>You retards don't even know how that shit works, without a backup she was simply fucked and not even the Genuises at the Applel Store would have been able to help her.
yes pretty sure about that, if it was frozen on the Apple sign there is a chance to turn it on without losing your info.. well it was in the 3rd gen.. I haven't owned one of the 6th gen
>>5067757
Fuck off, I got a hug from a qt girl that speaks terrorist.
>>5067760
The only thing I didn't know was use her Mac because everything was in Swedish and I'm not familiar with the UI. Just who the fuck was the retard that thought no right button nowadays is a good idea? And inverted scrolling was a good idea? And a fucking new whole button to replace most of what Alt does? Oh yeah, that fucking dead faggot I hate him so much MUH INNOVATION TO MAKE PEOPLE'S LIFE MORE DIFFICULT. The best part was that she didn't know how to use her Mac at all either.
Good thing I'm familiar with UNIX and I mostly moved through the terminal, else I wouldn’t have been able to do shit.
>>5067772
I Googled hard and there was nothing to do but to re-install the OS. I even tried to backup from a Windows machine but it didn't recognize the device, and iTunes wouldn't let me backup locally either, and she didn't have a Cloud backup either dear god.
>>5067782
you should stay here and stop bothering real life people with your autism
your parents already suffer too much
no need to put others through misery
Can we just post more butts? I had my heart broken last night and I want to lose myself in a parade of blue fields and tan flesh, not autism.
>>5067782
Why do you blame your failures on other people? Especially dead people? What a wuss
>>5067790
She gave me a hug, meaning she was thankful and not bothered by my autism.
>>5067801
How is that a shit-tier UI is my failure and not the failure of the dude that designed it?
>>5067782
Hey kek, I still like your autism, Do you want to take your autism out of here with me?~
>>5067745
>>5067746
>gf got me an iphone
>but it's not connecting to data after some wrong update
>oh well gonna go get it fixed
>got a warranty and everything
>some dark little chubby thingkeeps following me on my way to the store after class
>all of a sudden in front of my
>oh it's a chick(?)
>kinda weirded out
>finally whispers something at me
>what?
>asks to smell my hands
>um no
>idk if this is even a girl tbh
>grabs my hands anyway
>spergs out at iphone in it
>starts biting it
>yeah fuck this I'm running away
>all of a sudden she's there at the next corner
>the fuck?
>muttering about commies and underwear
>sniffing iphone with one hand and masturbating with other
>oh jesus what the fuck is happening
>crying for her to leave me alone
>she pushes my phone onto the ground and then toward me
>just restored it to factory mode
>so confused
>tears running down my face
>as she tells me to unlock it
>pic related is now how it looks
>whispers it's now demanding payment in some sexual form
>cry no
>jumps me
>just kinda hugs me
>and shudders
>licks one of my tears
>while rubbing my phone
>then mutters transaction is complete
>and to install gentoo
Gf just told me this thread would give me answers.
>>5067798
Here you go anon.
Are all Latin lesbians here from Mexico or the Caribbean or are there any South American qts?
>>5067821
And do what?
>>5067822
Fuck, that's a good one.
>>5067822
>Tiffer as a background
Cool
>>5067847
>ルマオ
who the fuck would ever pronounce "lmao" like that??
>>5067798
Yeah sure
>>5067863
Wakako would.
Bless you for your booty kindness, anons.
Legs > breasts >>> ass
Ass is a nigger fetish.
>>5067879
Wtf is wrong with you
First of all.
Vagina >>>> anything
Got to have quality one of those. But since we can't post that on this blue board
It's ass > thighs = breasts
I like all parts though
>>5067746
>She
I thought kek was a guy.
>>5067838
Do you prefer museums or aquariums ? just to begin the rest might be decided on the way~
>>5067906
>>5067904
Right. The fatty muscle constantly worked that is the ass is usually more saggy and shapeless than the barely supported lump of flesh held never in check by time and gravity by a thin web of ligaments. Brilliant biology. The booty is superior.
>>5067879
One day you'll grow up and realize how superior butts and hips are
>>5067905
Why would someone think that.
>>5067913
No.
>>5067905
It's honestly questionable. I think it's a guy but there's never been pics so who knows.
>>5067904
You can firm up an ass with hard work a lot more than you can firm up some tits
If I had to pick between a flat chested girl with a great ass or a flat assed girl with great tits I'd choose the former if only because it will age better and when going down I can grab an ass easier than some tits.
>>5067917
Probably because you type like a dude, you think like a dude, you get made like a dude, you never ever shut up about trannies, and no one has seen your face clearly.
>>5067911
I prefer staying home shitposting, thanks.
>>5067920
I type like the average person in 4chan. I think like a girl alright, I'm not "made" like a dude or whatever you mean with that, everyone hates trannies so it's reasonable, the people at the trannychat have seen my face and know I look like Annie.
>>5067919
I think tiny tits and big booty is even sexier than curvy all over.
I didn't think anyone actually thought kek was a girl or lesbian. I thought we all just accepted him as our pet delusional troll.
>>5067926
You type like the men on 4chan. Not the women, you cancerbaby. Go back to being banned. This place was actually good without you.
Do any of you use the ultimate autist get away when you are in public: looking at your phone and not doing nothing with it. I do it all the time just to avoid greetings, starings, general awkwardness. My neck is stiff
>>5067933
oh sorry lol i will begin tol type like a girl haha :)
>>5067822
>>5067935
No, really, go be retarded somewhere else. Now you're just devolving into a strawman.
>>5067932
I'm actually a girl and a lesbian you stupid fuck newshit.
>>5067933
>You type like the men on 4chan. Not the women
What the fuck? I'm sorry but this is a ridiculous statement.
>>5067942
How does a woman even types like? In my experience here, they don't even punctuate and write like 12yo with downs. Also super kind with everyone! :))))
>>5067934
I bring a book and headphones often.
>>5067929
I like if there's banging hips leveling it out.
>>5067950
Girls don't ask for pics in the first hour of conversation.
>>5067934
Yeah, that or kobo.
>>5067943
Nah I've been around lesgen since day 1 of /lgbt/. I honestly think you're some dude from r9k still. I guess if you acted less like some dude from r9k instead I could believe it but nah.
>>5067962
>kobo.
What is that?
>>5067957
What about when you're walking on the street? I always use my phone because folks are ALWAYS staring at me
>>5067926
ok, I give up. Good luck with your Japanese 2D-girls.
>>5067964
kindle, but waterproof and supports more formats
>>5067950
There's a pretty extensive science in the differences between how men and women write. You could actually look into it and better yourself, or you could keep being a total fucking moron with no understanding of the world around you. Somehow, I'm convinced you'll go for the former every time.
>>5067957
But of course. If there's great hips then that's the best thing of all.
>>5067934
>walking down the street
>realize you're going the wrong way
>pull out your phone
>look at it for a second so it looks like you got a text telling you to go somewhere else
>turn and go proper direction
I always do that
But besides that I usually have headphones in but I'm not really looking at my phone or the ground when I'm walking around.
>>5067968
>What about when you're walking on the street?
Listen to music and ignore people.
Hispanic dudes are the worst about shouting shit at you so I'm pretty good at just ignoring things now.
> I always use my phone because folks are ALWAYS staring at me
Ok I hate to be like "tranny" but I seriously can't believe people are just constantly staring at you otherwise.
Or I guess if you have some bad anxiety or paranoia. In which case get on some pills already.
>>5067984
>Ok I hate to be like "tranny" but I seriously can't believe people are just constantly staring at you otherwise.
You better believe it. I am an Asian in a Slav country. No other Asians here besides me and the slavs are staring each and every time
>>5067963
Personally asses are not my thing, a well proportioned body is more important than a big ass or huge tits. As long as it looks like she takes care of herself.
>>5067976
>There's a pretty extensive science in the differences between how men and women write
Yet there's enough individual variation that it'd be a shitty way to try and prove anything.
>>5067988
Oh shit that sucks.
You know you could fuck with a lot of people. Like wear some english garbage shirt around and just say you can't read english if people ask you about it.
>>5068006
>You know you could fuck with a lot of people.
No
>>5068014
Awe why not. If people are gonna stare might as well make it interesting.
But otherwise ain't shit to do but ignore it.
>>5067934
I play with my phone on the train ride home and hope nobody tries to start a conversation with me. Every now and then, a cute girl will sit next to me.
>>5067976
What a science it must be if it's inconsistent as hell.
>>5068032
Are Latinas always so deceiving? And rude?
>>5067972
Thanks m8, I really love my Javanese animus.
>>5068041
Dang you take jokes on this origami board very up the ass. What's that about?
>>5068041
Yes, actually.
>>5068052
In every joke there is a grain of truth so you tell me
>>5068052
how can folks tell if it's a joke? it's not like they can see you or hear you ya know
>>5068052
So, you one of those people who revert to jokes when they fuck up? Lel
wow I did not expect bad engrish shirts to upset a bit of lesgen this much. Especially considering how many racist jokes are always going on here.
Guess that's a fine line I'll avoid here. Or any asian jokes maybe.
Can we just relax?
Here, have a new Tae song combined with the second gayest couple in Korea bar Yulsic of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-IwQqyLPc0
How much coffee do you drink a day, lesgen?
How do you like your cup of coffee?
>>5068132
Two mugfuls, black. Drip in the morning, french press in the afternoon (sometimes swapped out for affogato in the summer). If I'm travelling I swap drip for americano since it has a lower chance of tasting like boiled cardboard and cat piss. My mug collection is an even split between "cat lady" and "weaboo".
>>5068132
I like my coffee like I like my women. Black, sweet and fair trade
>>5068132
I have a bit of a caffine addiction. When I wake up, I drink a cup of black coffee. On my way to school I drink another cup with hazelnut cream. At night when I'm studying, I drink 2-3 cups.
I drink more coffee than I eat food throughout the day.
>>5068132
A cup with breakfast, 1 brown sugar and a little bit of skim milk. Maybe a cup in the afternoon black and no sugar.
>>5068202
My piss would be coffee if I did that, and there'd be hell to pay if I ever had to skip a day because of food poisoning or something.
>>5068132
I drink no coffee, ever. It's bitter and awful, I don't know why anyone except hardcore addicts ever bothers. Same thing with beer, alcohol just tastes terrible and half the time you're going to feel like garbage. How many drinks do we ritually imbibe just to prove to each other some stupid point about tolerance?
>>5068188
>black
>sweet
??????????
>>5068290
I drink both for the taste rather than the effect. I'll admit I felt the same about coffee and beer (minus some of that judgement) when I was young, but my tastes have changed.
I honestly don't find latinas attractive. The way they dress, the way they speak, the way they look, the way they act - it's all so unappealing. On the other hand, Brazilian girls who dress up classy make up the wife of my dreams. But it could just be I love women put together in uniform, tailored clothing, etc.
Anyone average looking succeed in picking up girls?
I watched that one Youtube video but the girl doing it is really hot and I can see why straight girls would want to fuck her too
>>5068355
What Youtube video?
>>5068317
Latin fashion leaves a lot to be desired.
>>5068397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z-cuNnotDU
>>5068417
I found this kind of creepy.
>>5068480
Because it essentially is
>>5068486
I'm glad someone else said it.
>>5067859
>tfw having qts on phone background now makes me too self-conscious
>pic related
>>5068317
Brazilians are cute but I can't hear Portuguese without being triggered now. Working in a theme park during Brazilian tour group seasons has traumatized me
I have a night shift today. Cheer me up ;__;
>>5069630
I wish I had a night shift :(
>>5069724
How can you wish for a night shift? Nothing ever happens and last night my biggest problems was two drunken idiots urinating. Not that I want action but still. Boring as hell.
>>5069737
I have a shit sleeping pattern and stay up all night anyway... I'd love to get paid for it. What do you do?
>>5069566
you're an ignorant racist.
i worked at an all you can eat salad bar and now i can't deal with lesbians because they eat like fucking cows. #triggered
>>5069368
>tfw in first semester of uni you realized every girl had either korean femboys or hot latino men as phone background
>tfw you had a qt idol smiling and had to change it in order to not seem like the weirdo dyke you are
Fucking breeders.
>>5065536
One of these things ain't like the others. One of these things does not belong....
>>5069944
you're a pathetic human being
>>5069368
Smh fam not even QT tbh.
>>5069820
you know as a lesbian I kinda don't like a lot of lesbians as much cause they were kinda shitty tippers and hit on me most while working. I mean given gay club and I am also a dyke but it was still annoying. Or at least the more femme ones, loved the butcher girls personality wise there.
Also mtfs. God those were the worst tippers, never gave shit. And so picky.
Love old gay men though. Best of the best. One even paid me to come by and fix him a brunch and maybe set up dinner and just clean a bit. Then on top of what he'd pay me he had me signed on as his gov care taker and I got a check from the state for it too. Dude was like 80 and just awesome.
>>5069964
>tfw the campus sysadmin probably has all the logs of lesgen shitposting sent from the school network and is now laughing at me for being a weirdo dyke
No escape.
>>5067033
big boobs too
I always thought it was tacky to have anyone/thing you find attractive as a wallpaper on your phone/computer.
I just set a flower or space or minimalist geometric patters as my papes. Like pic related but cropped is my phone rn.
>>5070005
Me too. You look like a horny 12 year old if you have a picture of a half naked woman or man as your phone background.
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