Hey Guys /r9k/ here is there any way to actually become gay?
>you can have sex everytime you want to
>you're part of an active subculture so you will never be really alone
>people will give you free things because they don't want to look like bigots
>people will hire you over a straight person because so progressive
You guys pretty much have all the advantages of women without any of the downsides and it's not fucking fair I want to love dicks and be happy too reeeeeeee
Well the internet made me a faggot.
>>6516571
>you can have sex everytime you want to
Enjoy your AIDS.
>you're part of an active subculture so you will never be really alone
Lol.
>people will give you free things because they don't want to look like bigots
No, that doesn't happen.
>people will hire you over a straight person because so progressive
People will fire you for your sexuality because so homophobic.
You can't become gay, nor can you become happy with your retarded meme mindset.
>>6516577
>Lol.
But you can't. You can choose to be alone, sure, but both minorities and women tend to stick together so all it takes is actually getting slighly close to those circles.
>No, that doesn't happen.
Maybe not in Eastern Europe or the Third World but that's a given in civilized nations, having /lgbbt/ or nonwhite friends makes you gain social justice points.
>People will fire you for your sexuality because so homophobic.
Again not at all.
>You can't become gay
Well it sure doesn't look easy but there must be some way.
>>6516571
Trap porn
>>6516595
you can try estrogen therapy
>>6516595
Please just do the world a favor and kill yourself, you are a lost cause.
I wonder how your parents must feel, they didn't raise you to be such a complete and utter failure of a human being.
Just wean yourself into it, look at cute feminine guys or twinks at first or whatever
>>6516604
All amabs on hrt have reported cocklust at some point of the process.
>>6516571
>you can have sex everytime you want to
The pool of people you can have sex with is boiled down from a maximum of 51% of the worlds population to a maximum of about 1%. Imagine walking the streets and 98% of the women you find attractive would be offended if you asked them out.
Although you're from r9k so that's probably already the issue.
>you're part of an active subculture so you will never be really alone
There is no community there, only the need to exist as a subculture so homophobes don't tear everyone down.
>people will give you free things because they don't want to look like bigots
People will beat you up and call you names for free. Other than that, you won't get more than straight people, probably less.
>people will hire you over a straight person because so progressive
People will fire you for your sexuality so you will be forced to hide it in what feels like 95% of all work-environments.
Being gay sucks not only in the literal sense.
>>6516609
Now that sounds interesting.
>>6516604
not necessarily but a lot of trannies incl. myself report increase in dicklust
also whats wrong with boobs faggot
>>6516595
>Get PhD in neuroscience.
>Become university professor.
>Get tenure so you cannot be fired easily, and bribe the IRB to approve your unethical research.
>Discover cause of human sexuality.
>Attempt to preform experimental neurosurgery on yourself by using a robot, as there is no way to get a doctor to preform an experimental procedure to change your sexuality.
>Fail very badly and cause permanent, severe neurological damage.
>Become vegetable.
>???
>Not profit.
TL;DR, it cannot be done, although by making this post you are already a faggot, although not a gay one.
>>6516604
See /femgen/ or /hrtg/ (search in the catalog) for advice on using SERMs to prevent breast development. Worst case, you have to have surgery to remove them.
>>6516702
do hormone tits look different than ones from gynecomastia?
>>6516712
I would imagine that they would appear near identical to breasts caused by gynecomastia, at the very least cases caused by hormonal issues, as the mechanism of action should be the same in at least those cases. They would appear very different from pseudo-gynecomastia, where it is simply fat tissue and not true breast tissue, though.
>>6516571
Buy an Aneros.
>>6516571
To sum up my opinion
>you can have sex everytime you want to
Hahahahaa
>you're part of an active subculture so you will never be really alone
Hehahahaaaa
>people will give you free things because they don't want to look like bigots
Hahahahahhaha
>people will hire you over a straight person because so progressive
Hahahhaahahahaha
Boys generally aren't very attractive, so you have to gateway yourself into it. You can do this by hitting on small, sexually insecure nerds on steam that probably have never seen sex before. Make sure they are above the age of 20 to avoid dealing with autists. Then of course you date them, and it probably won't go well if you can't deal with the distance (via traveling)
But after doing this enough times, you should be able to feel affection towards boys. Ideally, you just fix up your career and continue dating virgin nerds and semi domming them since they will always be std free and easy to control, and then using your money to visit them. Otherwise you will have to date out of fetlife or ever worse; bars.
Dimming the lights, snuggling and using enemas is usually enough, since they'll just be a little body that you are gently pleasuring even if their face isn't super cute. This paired with lots of cuddling will help you overcome your lack of initial sexual attraction to them.
>>6516791
Its hard to find insecure nerds above 20 now though. If you add people from neo /v/ or similar places they are usually aged around 16.
>>6516571
Just train your butt and learn to lube it. You don't have to actually be gay to be fucked there.
Just claim you're a reluctant bottom and men will fall over themselves to plumb your depths.
>>6516596
This.
Start fapping to shemale porn and traps and move up to twinks when you feel ready. Once you're that far gone, it won't be much longer before you'll be wanting body hair and muscles on your men. It worked for me.
>>6516605
I don't understand this. Feminine guys and twinks was the reason I didn't want to be gay I thought they were the only gay guys that existed and it made me sick to my stomach that that was my only choices in partners.
>>6516571
>Hey Guys /r9k/ here is there any way to actually become gay?
no
>>6516571
>extremely small dating pool outside big cities
>diseases
>people harass you at work
>bigots shout things at you on the streets
If you still want to become gay, masturbate with your prostate and look at dickgirl porn and you'll get there.
>>6516595
>Maybe not in Eastern Europe or the Third World but that's a given in civilized nations, having /lgbbt/ or nonwhite friends makes you gain social justice points.
Hey there buddy. I'm here to remind you that right here in the USA, I have gotten massive harassment at jobs, been turned down because I'm a faggot, gotten harassment in public, so on and so forth. The entire US isn't Cali.
>posts touhou girls
nah man you're too far away even if you tried
>>6516571
>you can have sex everytime you want to
The vast majority of gay men are ugly and/or femine faggot attention whores. So you will never actually want to.
>you're part of an active subculture so you will never be really alone
Thats called being part of a minority group and it sucks. The entire community is filled with degenerates. I have no gay friends and the only hope I have for my "subculture" is this subforum. Isnt that sad.
>people will give you free things because they don't want to look like bigots
No one gives me shit. Kill yourself.
>people will hire you over a straight person because so progressive
How the fuck will they even know I'm gay? Its not something that comes up in an interview.
In short, you are an idiot OP.
