Want some coffee Gaygen?
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>>6415780
It's 3:45am here, I spent almost 4 hours speaking with a man I've been talking to for almost a year. He is married to a woman, has kids, is a police officer and is not joking.
I felt weird chatting but it's not like in cheating right? I moved across the country too so nothing can happen. It's at the point where we don't talk about life anymore, just how we feel and where we're at.
Anyways no coffee, I'm also horned up because he messaged he wants me to jam my cock up his ass , make him my bitch then cuddle and talk about feelings. Can't sleep now
>>6421895
Tell us more anon. Story's hot.
source plz.
>>6421968
Was he a Grindr guy?
Did you ever intend to cheat with him?
About to make coffee now.
Then hit the gym.
Do some homework.
And talk to this bona-fide QT I met.
>>6421887
Yes, coffee is nice. I'd say I prefer tea as a daily drink, for me coffee is something I enjoy every so often. I make a great cup too, or so I get told.
I want to hug a gay friend I'm kinda close but I don't want things to turn sexual. Is that possible or is that just a girl thing? I don't have many friends...
How do you make a gay relationship last?
>>6422147
By seeing your partners true intentions early on.
Are the sticking out to have a family and raise kids with? Or are they Bernie420blazeitcucks?
>>6422147
Lock them up.
>>6422147
I think you "just know" from the beginning, like it happened from the beginning with my bf of 5 years.
We sent letters and books to each other before we actually met, having added each other on facebook like 2 years beforehand.
We liked a lot of the same books, games, shows and had about 10 pints each on our first date, with him taking a nap back at my place. Then we fooled around and in the morning I was just grabbing his feet. I think he told me afterwards that was the moment he knew we'd be together.
>>6422211
Thats awesome and I'm really glad for you but fuck I hate you.
>>6422211
>5 years
I hate you
>>6422160
>Are the sticking out to have a family and raise kids with? Or are they Bernie420blazeitcucks?
Do other gay people really want kids ? You know if you are gay even with artificial fertilization at least one guy has to literally be a cuck right ?
>>6422272
Idm kids desu
>>6422278
If I was straight I would but I just don't see how anyone could want to raise another man's child.
>>6422211
Similar story, except it's how I knew my ex and I would be close for a long time despite the other drama in our lives that drove us apart.
We exchanged comics we loved, played monster hunter together, watched Alien and Mask of the Phantasm within the first week, and knew we had something special.
I just wish I was older when we dated so I could be more mature about the other shit.
>>6422295
>the other drama in our lives that drove us apart.
Go on ?
>>6422287
would it matter if you loved that another man ?
Also, what are your views on adopted children then ?
>>6422297
>Also, what are your views on adopted children then ?
I disapprove, there's alot of evidence that this whole adoption thing is overblown. In Africa even when a child's parents have died they likely have family somewhere else and could do better there. Its better for a child to be raised by family. (source http://foreignpolicy.com/2009/10/06/the-lie-we-love/ )
Its unnatural, how can parents relate to their children without a genetic bond ? I am sure there must be statistics out there showing that adopted kids do worse than natural children.
>>6422309
>Its unnatural, how can parents relate to their children without a genetic bond ?
I'm pretty sure I don't relate to my parents regardless of genetic bond and I'm pretty sure two people who really want to raise a child will do better than "it was the way back then, get married and have children" or probably me being 10 years younger than my siblings (a drunken occurrence perhaps?).
>>6421948
anyone over the age of 18 wearing hollister, a&f, old navy is a douche
>>6422272
Because of the X chromosome men have, and the Y chromosome what science can do is make an egg cell out of two mens XX and then fertilize it with sperm from another man.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2964586/Scientists-say-make-human-egg-skin-two-men.html
So no, you don't have to be a cuck and women and femininity is obsolete.
>>6422324
That is awesome would make me reconsider.
>>6422296
I had a manipulative ex that we ended on a sour note, I still have unresolved feelings for, and he used that to fuck up my superior relationship because his are terrible.
>>6422320
>probably me being 10 years younger than my siblings (a drunken occurrence perhaps?).
Sorry but it would have been worse if you were adopted. The lack of a genetic link would alienate you from your new family and the knowledge that you were abandoned would really hurt you.
>>6422324
I wonder if dick size gene is on the Y chromosome...
>>6422389
Can be in both x and y.
Both the father and mother can be carrier of small dick gene.
>>6421895
>Police officer
Hot. If you ever fuck him please do with him wearing his uniform.
>>6422409
>uniform
Hot
>>6422419
I know, right?
Sex becomes twice the great. Especially when there's a uniformed police officer bouncing on your cock while you hear the dispatch on his mobile radio.
>>6422423
s-stop I'm hard now
>>6422440
Are you sure you want me to stop?
Perhaps he could get to your home on his cop car, only to have you fucking him while he bends over for you.
I'd love to be that cop. Kinky fun is the best fun ~
>>6422441
I love to do that ^^
>>6422309
i know that children of color adopted by white people, especially internationally, have worse self-esteem but otherwise the differences are pretty minimal
foster kids, on the other hand, tend to be pretty fucked
>>6422324
u need 3 guys for this right
i was right when i said 3 guys in a relationship was preferable
>>6422544
If you read the article linked it talks about how there really isn't a burning need for adoption of children in developing countries by white people in first world countries but rather that the financial incentives of international adoption has resulted in a lot of corruption and a lot of essentially stealing children from their parents and families to give them to westerners. Its not something I want to be involved in.
Hi guys.
Cocks, twinks, Satan, FBI.
Bye, guys.
>>6422408
Never realised that, pretty interesting actually.
>>6422648
Sorry. I was doing IRL stuff.
Now i'm fully available.
>>6422463
h-how about you add me on skype?
>>6422560
I did read it, but it doesn't really address the actual need of adoption of children living in the US, and it also implies that there is a need for children to be adopted, they're just not who people want to adopt.
Adopting domestically avoids the baby trade, and the outcomes for the child are usually about where they'd be for a biological child, assuming parents are matched to a child of the same race.
>>6422753
Is your Skype "humblejapaneseman"?
You're offline for me. What are you talking about?
>>6422769
>anon
Sure thing. By the way, my skype ID is the same as my tripname, just altogether and in lowercase letters.
>>6421948
>that haircut
>those tattoos
>hollister
No.
>>6422843
Do people still actually wear hollister?
It was last popular back in my freshman year of high school and I haven't seen people wearing their clothes since
>>6422874
That's because it's only popular among people who are in their freshman year of high school
What are good introductions i guess when you want to talk to someone on grindr?
Something better than just "hey"
>>6422742
>I did read it, but it doesn't really address the actual need of adoption of children living in the US
If there aren't enough children in the entire developing world which is a huge shithole who need to be adopted what makes you think that there enough children to meet demand in the states ?
>it also implies that there is a need for children to be adopted, they're just not who people want to adopt.
Yeah; they're older kids, kids with disabilities etc that people obviously don't want to adopt. Why would I want to adopt an old child who has seen some fucked up shit, experienced trauma, will likely be unwilling to bond with me and will likely have behavioral problems as a result ? That's a huge burden few people would (rightfully) want to take on.
>Adopting domestically avoids the baby trade, and the outcomes for the child are usually about where they'd be for a biological child, assuming parents are matched to a child of the same race.
Are you non-white ?
>>6422742
>the outcomes for the child are usually about where they'd be for a biological child, assuming parents are matched to a child of the same race.
Well then let me just drop some fact bombs
>People who adopt tend to be wealthier than other parents, both because of self-selection and because of the adoption screening process. Adoptive parents tend to be better-educated and put more effort into raising their kids, as measured by things like eating family meals together, providing the child with books, and getting involved in their schools.
>And yet, as rated by their teachers and tests, adopted children tend to have worse behavioral and academic outcomes in kindergarten and first grade than birth children do, according to a new research brief from the Institute for Family Studies written by psychologist Nicholas Zill.
>As measured by their teachers, young adoptive children were more likely than biological ones to get angry easily and to fight with other students. If a 50 percent score represents an average level of this type of “problem behavior,” adopted kindergarteners were higher than average, at 64 percent, while children with two biological parents were at 44 percent.
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/10/the-adoption-paradox/409495/
Face it, artificial adopted families, gay or straight are inferior to natural families formed by a man and a women. I say this as a gay who supports gay marriage and who might want to get married one day (but no kids).
>>6422963
>Supporting the marriage without children meme
I don't think marriages are real without children
The people married without children are married only in the legal sense
They're only a step above an average relationship
>>6422906
"hey bby, u want sum fuk?"
>>6423062
Thank you kind one
I will use that
>>6422906
Whats the context? You looking to hook up or is it something more serious?
>>6423084
Hey, cmon. That one is a classic, don't make fun.
>>6423092
Uh.. either?
What would be the main difference?
Gaygen
i think i like a girl
but she don't have a dick
i'm conflicted
>>6422990
>supporting the marriage with children meme
>thinking that if you don't have a bunch of gross ungrateful brats your relationship "doesn't count"
no
>>6423094
I know I just used it
>>6423115
For hook up:
"hey bby, u want sum fuk?"
For more serious:
"hey bby, u want sum fuk and cuddles?"
You could always try to tailor your first reply or your first few to reflect something funny or interesting about their profile. Or if their profile is fairly blank, tease them about that. Humour is always good.
I dunno, its been a while since ive used grindr as i saw my ex on there. Feels badman.
>>6423120
Oh no your relationship counts
Its just not marriage
Marriage isnt about love (or the big party)
It's about commitment and family building
Pretending it's about love is why marriage is a dying institution
>>6423155
I wouldn't overthink it anyhow. Mostly people will base their response on your pictures anyway.
>>6421887
I prefer iced coffee.
>>6423155
>I try that but people seem to get offended by what I type
Fucking faggots. ;)
Just go for it then, be direct as fuck?
>>6423144
This is true. That is why married couples have tax breaks it is to help with children.
Really I do not think sodomite "couples" need marriage because they do not serve purpose.
>>6423180
Undertale's pretty cool. Just saying.
>>6423218
Or just take misleading pictures of yourself like everyone else.
>>6423218
>"Go on a date with me faggot or block my ass"
*"Go on a date with me faggot or stuff my ass"
fixed
>>6423223
I'm not good at pictures though
>>6423268
Then just take a lot of them and only put the good ones up.
>>6423223
>Or just take misleading pictures of yourself like everyone else.
>tfw told I'm good looking irl
>look pretty damn good in selfies
>also tend to look very young
>sometimes in other photos I look like a dragged out 30 year old fairly masc meth addict
>not entirely sure which one to believe
>>6423321
Post pics, let us decide.
>>6423311
That seems like it could take quite a big of time
Is it worth it?
>>6423336
well if i posted pics then they would be flattering and you would assume i looked that way. If i posted bad pics they would be disgusting and you would assume I look that way.
I dont know which way i look irl, what image i am perceived as having. I feel to guilty to meet guys from online because i feel like I'll look like Steve Buscemi irl
>>6423362
I couldn't tell you, I don't know what you want.
>>6423381
>I couldn't tell you, I don't know what you want.
Tell me what I want
>>6423386
You want to give me lots of money. And attention. Lots of money and attention.
>>6423428
Looks like ive gotta eat three animals today
>>6423474
I just like to trigger ya is all :3
Mmm baby cow that was slaughtered in a dark room
>>6423488
why is killing a baby supposed to be worse
idgi
>>6423503
Me too but I can't reach ;_;
>>6423521
It's not worse its better
>>6423218
>tfw people get mad when I don't respond on grindr and tell me to respond or block them
why are faggots so needy
>>6423428
>>6423474
>>6423474
I wanna become vegan as like a hipster and health thing; but right now my diet is shitty uni junk food-tier.
How to start ?
Does anyone else /mom tells them that they look good / ?
>>6423603
vegan isnt healthier than eating meat and is probably less healthy if you dont know anything about nutrition, because its possiblet to set yourself up for nutrition deficientcies if you're dumb
its also not remotely difficult to get started. just stop eating things with animal products in them.
>>6423565
I just don't want you clogging up my screen
It's already hard enough to find someone to talk to
I don't want to have the screen filled with people who do not like me ;_;
>>6423637
No it's not
Caffeine is a drug
So is milk though (it contains a trace amount of a sleep inducer)
>>6423614
Yeah my mom and my sisters say I look cute all the time
I don't believe them
>>6423674
>I don't believe them
Yeah me neither.
Wait. I was promised attention though. Cmon. Don't hold out on me. Feels lonely, man.
>>6423683
>Straight edgers are hypocritical
Color me shocked
Im not straight edged I just don't do anything to make my body feel like shit so I don't drink or do drugs
Caffeine sucks and you know it
>cute as hell boy at work
>he's dating a woman
>>6423747
u can be better than other people in a lot of ways
vegan seems like a lot of investment for no real gain
and i only eat animal products like once every 4 or 5 days out of extreme laziness
>>6423788
My skin is super oilly, I think being vegetarian is healthier and will make me less ugly
>>6423802
It won't
You'll always be ugly
>>6423805
don't be a mean face. You don't even know what i look like.
>>6423680
Want to play scrabble ?
>>6423802
unless you're regularly washing down bacon with milk it probably wont have any impact
try taking care of your skin
i used to have awful skin and i still do but its much less bad than it used to be once i started doing things to actually take care of it
>>6423872
I seem to recall you're one of the crazy people here, so I guess not. Could be wrong, I don't really remember anyone much.
Actually, is there anyone who posts here that isn't fucked? Most of them seem to be.
>>6423854
Jesus man lay off it for a month and then try it again and you'll see how horrible it is
Caffeine rekts my stomach
>>6423855
I can imagine
>>6423897
I am one of only sane people here. Your loss
:^)
>>6423955
>aren't you straight
shhh that is our secret anon
(:
>>6423911
And what do you imagine ?
>>6423993
A drag queen without makeup on
>>6423877
What do you do to take care of your skin ?
I've been using pic related but ofcourse it doesn't undo acne scars and shit.
>>6423999
Couldn't be more wrong dude
>>6424017
Well thats what is in my head and you can't disprove it with words
>>6421993
No, he was a faceless profile on a4a lol, I had some trepidation around that. At first I thought he was role-playing but he is married with children and an officer.
After while I forgot about it, he really just wants to have someone see him as desirable and want to be dominated you know because of his job.
>>6422409
>>6422419
Uniforms are gross, so are cop fetishes.
>>6424017
i had incredibly dry skin that was also somehow oily (if someone posts a picture of me u can tell lol), now I use an oil cleanser, dont use soap on my face and occasionally use amlactin 12% (like once a week or so) if my skin is still dry.
i try to avoid anything that uses the phrase "wash".
>>6424117
>i try to avoid anything that uses the phrase "wash".
Why ?
> tfw it's my birthday today.
> tfw my ex loves me again and we're back together.
> tfw seeing progress towards my goal body.
> tfw depression is gone.
Happiness is real guys, I promise.
>>6424134
because most washes are going to dry out my skin
this stuff still makes my skin feel clean w/o doing that. i otherwise dislike most of their products though.
>>6424138
>tfw making gains and progress towards goal body
>tfw going to the gym has made your shoulders break out
Just fuck my shit up
>>6424138
Nah.
tfw no bf to reenact scenes from gravity's rainbow
How do I tell my bf that playing along with his fetishes is actually really embarrassing for me? He's a little older than me, we met when i was 17 and he was 26, and he made it obvious that he was always going to be the top and I was ok with that.
But we've been together a year now and lately he's been confiding in me about his fetishes and I'm playing along for him because i love him but its wounding my pride, sometimes even extends outside of the bedroom and i dont know how to say no without hurting or embarrassing him.
>>6424160
fuck off jerry
>>6424188
What are they?
>>6424148
isn't the point of cleaning oily skin to dry it ?
>>6424218
Just dominant things, i assume some of it is pretty common
>>6424017
do you even know what your putting on your face?
>the body shop
They use a lot of horrible ingredients in that product:
Aqua/Water/Eau (Solvent), Glycerin (Humectant), Sodium Laureth Sulfate (Surfactant), Cocamidopropyl Betaine (Surfactant), PEG-120 Methyl Glucose Dioleate (Viscosity Controlling Agent), PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil (Emulsifying Agent), PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate (Emulsifying Agent), Polysorbate 20 (Emulsifying Agent), Alcohol Denat. (Solvent), Sodium Chloride (Viscosity Controlling Agent), Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panthenol (Skin Conditioning Agent), Melaleuca Alternifolia Leaf Oil/Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil (Natural Additive), Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Calophyllum Inophyllum Seed Oil (Skin Conditioning Agent), Citric Acid (pH Adjuster), Allantoin (Soothing agent), Menthol (Fragrance Ingredient), Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane (Ultraviolet Light Absorber), Limonene (Fragrance Ingredient), Sodium Hydroxide (pH Adjuster), Leptospermum Petersonii Oil (Fragrance Ingredient), Tocopherol (Antioxidant), CI 19140/Yellow 5 (Colorant), Caramel (Colorant), CI 42090/Blue 1 (Colorant).
>>6424148
Burt's Bee's is usually okay to use but still they use a lot of unnecessary ingredients that can be harmful
Ingredients: glycerin, olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, limonene, avena sativa (oat) kernel flour, citrus aurantium dulcis (orange) oil, avena sativa (oat) kernel oil, lanolin, aloe barbadensis leaf juice, quillaja saponaria bark extract, helianthus annuus (sunflower) seed oil, beta-carotene, tocopherol, rosmarinus officinalis (rosemary) leaf extract, glycine soja (soybean) oil, canola oil, citric acid, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate
If you can't eat it.. don't use it on your skin. :3
Simple face cleanser/toner: chopped up lemon/oranges/cucumber/fruit in spring water
Makes a great beverage as well! I just make a gallon of it each day to drink it and put it in a spray bottle to spray it on my face.
Simple face scrub: white sugar, water (add a tiny bit of olive oil if you have dry skin)
Simple face moisturizer: olive oil, coconut oil, aloe vera juice, or yogurt
(all you need is a dime/nickel size amount, depends on how dry your face is)
It's that simple. All these beauty products are retarded and a waste of money.
>>6424255
nope
pretty sure you're trying to get stuff like dirt, dead skin and sweat off
i actually tried it because a review said they could feel the "plugs" coming off their nose (which didnt happen for me) but i think it was original designed to take off makeup
>starting dating guy I met on okcupid in February
>asks me to move in with him in May
>move in
>proposed to me last week
>said yes
>we're both 22
>he's bi, I'm gay
help gaygen, I love him but I don't want to get cucked by bi-scum, I also think it's going way too fast but he gets hysterical any time I allude to that at all, fug, I miss the virgin NEET life ;-;
>>6424325
use organic fruit only, you don't want to drink pesticides
>>6424355
Jesus, in less than half a year he wants to marry? And he's bi?
He just wants them benefits honey~
>>6424309
their apricot thing or whatever ive heard is really awful, and i dislike a lot of their chapsticks because i have a latex allergy and they trigger it somehow
>>6424325
this is a really warped idea imo because some stuff is absolutely terrible for your skin but fine to eat. i think almonds for example.
ive also heard that using sugar as a scrub isn't good for you. exfoliation is about more than just scrubbing off dead skin, which is why apple cider vinegar is so popular.
>>6424391
I'm allergic to things as well which is why I decided to go all natural and it's worked for me so far.
>almonds are bad for skin but good to eat
Almond oil is used in many skin products. It's not bad for you. Of course if you're using smashed apart almonds and rubbing them on your face that isn't going to do any good for you, unless you make it into a fine powder such as almond meal, than you can use it as a scrub.
>Sugar as a scrub isn't good for you
Not sure where you heard that from. Perhaps they mean regular processed sugar. Natural cane sugar or brown sugar is okay to use and is is a natural source of glycolic acid, an alpha hydroxy acid (AHA). So it works well as a scrub and to clear up face blemishes.
Apple cider vinegar is good to use as well but you have to dilute it. I personally can't stand the smell... If you want to smell like old piss suit yourself. :3
>>6424386
KR what are your political opinions?
>>6424266
If you can't talk to him about it then there's more wrong. Know your own limits and boundaries and don't be afraid to tell what's on your mind.
>>6424309
Oh no all those things sound so horrible
Ahhhhhhhh D:
>>6424508
I would feel bad, he really likes it and he confided in me and now if i say no because it's embarrassing i'm going to make him feel bad
>>6424450
apparently i was thinking of bitter almonds, but still.
also its all sugar because the grains scratch the skin, which is an irritant. some sugars, such as sucrose (which is like all natural raw sugar etc) draw water out of cells. pretty sure thats part of how honey kills bacteria.
>>6424596
It all depends on your skin. You have to find what works for you. Most acne/blemishes are due to something you're eating in your diet. When I replaced cow milk for soy/almond milk in HS, my acne went away, but I realize not everyone has the same results.
>>6423223
It's definitely cool, sir.
>>6421948
so godamn cute and hot!
>>6423409
>ditch
>>6424740
Damn right, goat dawg.
>>6424645
what if i ate my skin? would it grow back twice as strong? (body healing + skin food)
>>6424804
>would it grow back twice as strong?
yeah of course.
Just cut it all off and eat it.
Do it right now.
Why wait?
>>6424810
so if i ate your skin it'd be x3 better right
thats how this works?
>>6424160
I swear to god, Jerry.
>>6424831
>thats how this works?
Of course not you silly.
Only when the skin you eat is better than the one you're currently wearing.
My skin is far too fragile and weak to be of use to defend against physical damage.
And you'd be cursed.
>>6424857
you probably have stronger skin than me js
>>6424872
My skin is not worth it.
>>6424881
why not?
>>6424918
Aforementioned Curse.
Severe handicap in daylight.
Weakness to fire, physical and ice.
Debuff in acc, def, agi, atk, cha.
Moves like attract and seduce are disabled.
Doesn't protect against ranged, traps or poison.
It doesn't even look good.
All it has is a meager buff to magic defense, but nobody uses magic anyways.
>>6424962
oh, you're autistic
sorry for bothering you
>>6425053
That too.
And I'm simply not into that sort of thing.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
It's just not my taste.
>>6425080
i was just being weird out of boredom but somehow you made it more embaressing than it already was and it already was very embaressing.
>>6425097
>you made it more embaressing than it already was
At least I'm not a namefag tho.
>>6425116
no bully pls
>>6425136
You started it.
I
Am
The
Ghost
Fäm
>>6424548
But its also sometimes a little degrading there too. I do it because it makes him happy and I love him...
To be honest i'm guessing he has a trap fetish. He usually makes me wear panties and calls me a good girl and all that noise. It doesnt bother me usually too much but sometimes i want to just feel like we're having sex as two men
>>6425151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0pNdOAFGWA
>>6425175
have you tried telling him that?
>>6425175
>He usually makes me wear panties and calls me a good girl and all that noise.
Oh boy it's another of those "it's not gay if he's a girl" gays.
>>6425187
Go screw, niq
>>6425283
You're mistaking me with someone else.
>>6425303
are you sure about that?
>>6425326
Jupp, you fag
>>6424355
why the fuck did you say yes to someone you have known for half a year
>>6424355
Anon.
>ask co-worker if she knows objective fact
>"I d-don't have to explain myself to you."
>mfw she just didn't know the answer
>mfw women
>>6424794
It even spawned one of my favorite pairs.
>>6425494
>all these images where nice cream man gets creamed deep and hard by these 2 royal guards
I should stop visiting that part of the internet.
>>6425460
>gets hysterical any time I allude to us going too fast
RED ALERT
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>>6425326
why do fat ugly people date other fat ugly people?
the thing on the right looks like a pig
>>6425587
Why do thin disgusting people date? Don't they know they sicken others?
>>6425600
Why do people even date?
>hey this is my partner and we exchange body fluids with each other
ffs no one wants to imagine that, just keep your disgusting shit to yourself and refer to your SO as your "special friend" or something like that
>>6425587
It keeps them out of the dating pools for us attractive people
>>6425648
>tfw no being to exchange body fluids with
My tulpa is just not doing it any more
>>6425677
>tulpa
>>6425781
;^)
>>6425187
the music sucks...
he's not even playing a real piano like in the video..playing some keyboard
he's everything that is wrong with music these days
>>6425494
I dunno about pairings, I just thought it was touching.
>>6425848
>he's not even playing a real piano
tickle my ivories, daddy
>>6425846
I agree but I still wouldn't want to date a fatty
It's pathetic how some masc guys think they can patronize you just because you're twinkish/a bottom. Love standing up to assholes like that and showing them who's the weak little bitch in the relationship.
>>6425905
Why be with someone patronizing in the first place? That's the real question.
>>6425905
iktf
if they dont bend, they break
>>6425956
t. someone who has never been in a relationship
>>6425977
Yeah, but that doesn't exactly invalidate my point there does it.
>>6425869
I feel you there.
>>6425514
LEWD.
>>6425848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdUvaIV0t7E
>words of a lonely person
I think I'm bi polar
What do?
>>6426066
get some seroquel
>>6425981
Fair point
But hey, imagine you fancy a lad. You get together. Eventually he deteriorates into a piece of shit you don't like.
That's a really shit place to be.
>>6426066
watch
>>6426060
also seek help
>>6426066
kys bi scum
You come across with the crew of hip cats in pic related. What do you do /gg/?
>>6426121
Cringe internally and leave.
>>6426121
fug dat butt while they watch
>>6426121
Tell them to fuck off and die
Pic related, my crew
>>6426073
>told I'm good looking irl
You lost me, liking people is outside of my frame of reference.
>>6426185
HAHAHA LE AUTISTIC LOSER HAHAHA
HE DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE OR REFERENCES!!! ISNT THAT WACKY!!!
>>6426179
yaaaassssssss tom of findland
>>6426216
Exactly.
>>6426164
well I would if I knew whose butt was it. can't really tell if it's a guy or a girl.
>>6426259
>side burns/facial hair
>hairy ass crack
>naturally broad shoulders
>can't tell if male or female
i miss my bf
>>6426342
I miss your bf too. AYYYYYY.
Also fuck you.
>>6426356
youve never met him
>>6426371
Really? Wow. Glad you cleared that one up. I was confused there for a second.
>>6425846
Spoken like a true paper bag bag type of guy
>>6426458
I love women
they make the best friends.
>>6426458
Agreed.
>>6426217
>yas'ing at Tom of Finland
>>6427175
Wasn't it? I'm looking at a wall of incomprehensible text over here.
what does it mean when a cute guy sends u a heart emoji
>>6423975
Straight here, scrolling by, why do you guys post pics of hot girls
also, plz say this is a girl
>>6424203
what the fuck thread is this
what do you fags think when you see tits
That feel when you need someone to rub your tummy
This has been today's announcement by me
>>6427808
I'll rub your stomach, SenDaddy
how do you feel about creepy, spindly, boney fingers
>>6427828
no salad finger rubs pls
>>6427808
Good boy.
>>6422117
Tea is for fags.
>>6426458
Maybe you just suck at being a man.
>>6427870
Tea is banging mate.
When I went to america though, well the most recent time anyway, I ordered tea and he gave me black tea. I didn't realise how uncommon tea is in other countries until then. At least, uncommon in how the British tend to have it.
After that me and my family went on some crazy hunt for actual tea, managed to find one box hidden away in this collosal store, it was a great relief.
I'm highly addicted to it now, if I've nothing to do and I'm home all day I'll have anywhere from three to ten cups.
I also enjoy tea.
why
>>6427654
Apparently nothing.
Fuck you C for toying with my heart you breeder.
>>6428138
I dont understand it either
I think it signals that they're whores or something
>>6428138
IblowU is your best shot there, he seems very genuine, a no nonsense man.
>>6428138
the pup snapchat filter is a blessing desu
Should I sleep tonight or stay up and go to work on no sleep
>>6426873
Go to bed sam
>>6427902
You can be sometimes based on what I've seen.
>>6428138
I hate it. I see it far too often.
>>6428302
Calm down, they aren't real dogs.
>>6428360
No
They turn me off
>>6428331
Good cause I only want cute boys who wag
pup4pup best relationship
>>6428360
I want to crush them all
>>6428360
rabbi
Have any strictly gays ever get hard because of a girl? and not just watching them get fucked in porn
>>6427654
Red heart or yellow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7gzSsqMgCk
Who wants to join a cult with me?
>>6428707
Fucking hippies
I've never had anything past fingers in my butt and I need a toy really badly.
Should I get a dildo or one of these aneros prostate things? Can a dildo still stimulate the prostate?
I really want to try and cum hands free and lots.
>>6428802
Just get, like twenty. And try em all out. And give them names.
>tfw wasting twink potential with gf
>tfw she will never be able to dominate me like I long to be
>tfw still virgin boipussi
>tfw the longer I stay away from gay porn the stronger the urges become
Kill me.
>>6428807
I wish senpai, one day. But right now I only have money for one of the other. Out of the two, which will best quench my overwhelming thirst for a cock up my ass?
>>6428802
Piggybacking off of this post - I've had a decent sized vibrator for a while and want to upgrade to something less vanilla. What should my 2nd toy be /gay/gen? (something fun, big and/or weird but not too crazy - no baddragon shit)
>>6428820
I dunno, go with your heart? Let the spirits of the earth and wind guide you.
>>6422709
I already did ;)
>>6428802
A finger is more than capable of giving you a prostate orgasm
If that is what you are specifically trying to achieve, then first work towards learning how to properly stimulate your prostate.
And then after doing that purchase a toy if you still want one.
degenerate
>>6429017
Wow Hitler, you sure do know a lot about bottoming, huh?
>>6429025
Back when I was on drugs, my dick didn't work for shit
Granted, my labido was also super shit, but if I wanted to masturbate my butt was the best option.
And yeah, I've bottomed a fair amount, and knowing the ins and outs when it comes to prostate orgasms definitely made sex better.
Topping or bottoming
