>OI BRUV, GIVE ME YOUR MOBILE AND YOUR WALLET OR I'LL SHANK YOU IN THE 'EAD
What do?
>>30671663
English motherfucker DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
>>30671663
Sure.
Come closer.
>I punch him in the nose to shock him, then grab his arm
>I pull out my "wallet" (CZ-82) jam it into his gut and start pulling the trigger
>>30671687
You'll unironically do 20 years for that phamily
>>30671663
>What do?
Run away. Get arrested the next day for escalating the situation. Such is life in the UK
>>30671699
If they find him lol
>>30671699
if u get caught
>Teleport behind him
Pssh... nothin personnel... kid.
>Take his knife
>Shoot him with it
>>30671714
>>30671716
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/10172298/One-surveillance-camera-for-every-11-people-in-Britain-says-CCTV-survey.html
>>30671663
Blast him with muh 1911 and when he is bleeding on the ground moaning in chav speech I get real close to his ear and whisper...
>welcome to America tea nigger, this is for 1812
>>30671740
i dont live in the cUK
Well judging by the accent I think I somehow ended up in bonglandistan.
I'd yell for the bobbies to make this man save a life and bin his knife.
>>30671762
This is the most free answer.
>>30671735
>>30671663
GET A LIFE! BIN THAT KNIFE!
>>30671663
Whip out my bike wheel and fuck his shit up
>>30671791
>drum
>>30671663
>tell him I am pulling out my wallet
>pull out my knife and try to attack his hand/arm since he is holding that fucking knife with his unprotected hand forward like an idiot
Seriously, guys, never 'lead' with a knife, its stupid.
Even a fucking stick would be useful against those kinds of attackers
>>30671883
Best answer yet.
>>30671897
This is you, on the left.
dumbass
>>30671663
Remove fish and chips
>>30671663
Ventilate him with my SIG, where the fuck do you think I live
>>30671699
For what? Shooting someone who tried to kill me?
I'm serious, would someone explain why that's illegal/if it's actually illegal?
>>30671708
Holy fuck is this real?
>>30672050
In bongistan it's illegal to carry any object with the intent to use it to defend yourself. In South Korea self defense is illegal, you're required to run away.
>>30671663
Give him my wallet and telephone (I'm assuming that is what a mobile is in American) and hope it ends there. If he attacks... hope I'm quick on the draw that day.
Shoot, because I'm not from a no funz country
>>30672050
Even hitting the attacker can be considered excessive self-defense.
>>30671714
>>30671716
The CCV's will follow you to your residence.
Facial recognition will be matched with social media/drivers license database.
Cuckbongistan police come and cuck you.
>>30671998
Remonstrate him with my glock, where the fuck do you think I live
>>30672096
Wait, we're talking about America, right?
I just assumed the fucker had a British accent or decided to be a British punk.
>>30671663
Remind this stupid limey thug that he isn't in the queen's cuckolded domain anymore by popping him in the nuts with my timbs and showing him my piece.
>>30671917
Shut up you collosal faggot
backpedal, draw 1911, fire, run home, cache gun in woods
>>30671735
Makes me laugh every time.
>>30672148
>>30672220
source on that book?
>>30671663
BE A MUSLIM SO ITS ILLEGAL TO HURT ME
>>30671663
- act shaky and clumsy, probably not hard.
- Take out wallet (open it in pocket).
- Drop wallet on floor with contents.
- As soon as enemy tries to pick it up utilize weapon upon neck and spine.
- stab or shoot until threat is eliminated
- patch yourself up
- make sure enemy is 100% positively destroyed
Remember: cut of his balls and place them in his mouth, so he wont tell his friends.
>>30671883
Most people don't know it, but wheels can be pretty fucking dangerous.
>>30672448
>implying any sensible criminal wouldn't make you pick it up yourself
>>30672492
Most people have poor bikefu, so they need guns, knives and shit
>>30671663
Haha knives aren't deadly anymore
* Sips tea *
>pull my baby killing nuclear ar16 from where it is undetectable under my shirt and extend the stock menacingly
>pursue the criminal for 27 blocks before unloading 200 bullets into his back in 2 seconds with my high capacity clips and scary black plastic hardware which make the semi automatic action fire with more thrust per squeeze
>Gun down twenty unarmed 11 year old black children on my way to the police station to announce what I'd done
>Get a pat on the back, a free burger, a Bible and a medal of Honor from the chief for my bold American patriotism
>>30672925
what is going on here...
>>30672079
how is South Korea relevant to this "discussion?"
>>30672148
Why would you assume that?
>>30673183
Because I'm in America. Why the fuck would i go to a fascist shit hole like the bong reich
>>30673211
It's not our fault you're too dumb to leave your country.
>>30673195
>I am reading this post
>This post could only be applied to me
>>30671663
DONT BE A GOON, BIN THAT SPOON
>>30671998
>>30672113
Liquidate him with my P38, where the fuck do you think I live
Give him wallet and phone; then when he relaxes a bit and is distracted with the stuff.... Glock 26 time!
