>OI BRUV, GIVE ME YOUR MOBILE AND YOUR WALLET OR I'LL SHANK YOU IN THE 'EAD
Run away. Get arrested the next day for escalating the situation. Such is life in the UK
Whip out my bike wheel and fuck his shit up
>tell him I am pulling out my wallet
>pull out my knife and try to attack his hand/arm since he is holding that fucking knife with his unprotected hand forward like an idiot
Seriously, guys, never 'lead' with a knife, its stupid.
Even a fucking stick would be useful against those kinds of attackers
Shut up you collosal faggot
- act shaky and clumsy, probably not hard.
- Take out wallet (open it in pocket).
- Drop wallet on floor with contents.
- As soon as enemy tries to pick it up utilize weapon upon neck and spine.
- stab or shoot until threat is eliminated
- patch yourself up
- make sure enemy is 100% positively destroyed
Remember: cut of his balls and place them in his mouth, so he wont tell his friends.
Most people don't know it, but wheels can be pretty fucking dangerous.
Most people have poor bikefu, so they need guns, knives and shit
>pull my baby killing nuclear ar16 from where it is undetectable under my shirt and extend the stock menacingly
>pursue the criminal for 27 blocks before unloading 200 bullets into his back in 2 seconds with my high capacity clips and scary black plastic hardware which make the semi automatic action fire with more thrust per squeeze
>Gun down twenty unarmed 11 year old black children on my way to the police station to announce what I'd done
>Get a pat on the back, a free burger, a Bible and a medal of Honor from the chief for my bold American patriotism